#(basically like ‘i kick your soft spot and i play with your brother’s’ type joke

[whatudottu]

You give me ideas? Feed me free thoughts? Angry Sex Drwing/Screamer for you! Dreadwing and Starscream Drunk Sex for you!

Starscream: I will take everything that your brother is and make it mine. His love, his body, and his twin-! Wait-

Dreadwing: I’m his twin-

hah, dreadscream sounds like a horror movie, but starwing is just plain- WAIT- dreadstar? dreadful screaming? idk none work as well as starquake. fitting, actually-

OH FUCK YEAH! Tumblr can’t delete you out of existence-!

Just in time for another thought hehe- Inspired by me choking on my tea and holding my cough in so I don’t splash, or worse drop the cup, if Starscream gets invited to more tea times with the twins, Dreadwing probably quickly develops the resistance to spittakes and split tea-

/starscream training both twins to swallow hehehe

One, it's good to be back! Two, this makes it sound like you want me to write some hanky panky with starscream and DREADWING, dot-

[the-bed-gremlins-reading-list]

Obligatory RO-question: how would they react if there was only one bed?👀

Ooo, I love one-bed tropes!

Tucking this under the cut since it got a little lengthy.

Diana

Does not look at the bed. If she doesn’t acknowledge the situation it’s not there. (At least not until she figures out the logistics of how to deal with this. Lots of internal monologue going on there. There has to be another bed somewhere, right? Maybe another room. Or she could go share with Jem like they used to when they were kids. Or – she’s your Captain, this is definitely not a line that she should cross! Are you okay with this - she needs to say something, to make it not-wierd, but what even can she?) When she finally admits there’s no solution she is the one who builds a pillow wall.

If you’re past the point where feelings have been admitted, though, she goes “You better not snore” and is happiest as the big spoon.

Jem

Offers to sleep on the floor or in a chair. It honestly doesn’t occur to him that the simplest solution is to share the bed because he’d never want to impose. He can definitely be convinced to share, though. And he swears he’ll stick to his side of the bed. But he’s a sleep-octopus. You definitely are waking up tangled up together. The moment he’s conscious he manages to trip himself trying to jump out of the bed while he apologizes, profusely. And can’t quite look you in the eye without blushing the rest of the morning.

If you’ve already admitted feelings for each other he double checks that you’re okay with this, and asks that you tell him if you’re uncomfortable. He still turns into a cuddle-octopus when he’s asleep. Just instead of falling out of bed he just refuses to wake up enough from being comfy to let you go. If you have any weakness to puppy-dog eyes you may need a rescue to escape in the morning. Jem can and will deploy them to get "just five more minutes".

Eydis

Inappropriate and uncomfortable jokes galore. Also a casual reminder that she has a massive battle axe and grew up in the Order that produces the best legal defenses around. Oh and lots of deflection if you try to ask if she’s okay with it but also an adamant refusal to let you sleep somewhere less comfortable. Once you’ve settled in she whispers that she’s sorry if she wakes you up screaming or thrashing.

If she knows you have real feelings for her she goes quiet. She’s afraid of what you’ll think if one of the nightmares comes, after all, being a Death Seer is bad luck – she’s already a bit surprised you let her near. And while you of all people know that dying is traumatizing, they weren’t her deaths, but she felt them, and most the time the ones she’s had to feel aren’t gentle ones. Once convinced to get in the bed, she can’t quite get her worries to quiet but she likes being able to curl into you if you’re the big spoon and use them to block the rest of the world out, or just hold you to anchor herself to what it feels like to be alive. But, all in all, she actually finds that she really enjoys cuddling. Its 10/10, will repeat.

If she can, she’s definitely cooking you breakfast.

Rowan

It takes them a moment to remember that humans don’t just jump straight to having a cuddle puddle when there’s limited space. They’ve been around humans a long time but it still confounds them how much space they usually keep with each other. They’re very tactile when permitted to be so even as just friends they assume that sharing the bed is just going to happen. They’re probably already getting comfy when they recall that. Then it depends on the MC. If they can tell you’re uncomfortable they’re already getting up and reminding you of the fact that they don’t needto sleep the way a mortal does and that you doneed to sleep. If you’re okay with it they’re thrilled and asking how you want to do this – to make sure they don’t cross any line you don’t want to.

If feelings have been admitted and acknowledged? It goes similarly. Just with a lot more teasing and flirting. (And reassurances for the uncomfortable MCs, trying to figure out what can be done to help because they never want you to feel that way around them, not if it’s something they can fix.)

Felix

Ah, my favorite cactus. (In 98% of scenarios this can have happened he’s placing the blame on Rowan or Bors – his half-brother, who you’ll be able to meet in Ch2 - for playing matchmakers and is definitely plotting revenge for it.)

He’s grouchy and muttering curses about the whole situation while he sets up some basic protection runes around the room. But he also goes “I’ll take the floor” or “All-nighter, yaaaaay” and just refuses to budge on the option without a lot of convincing by the MC. Unless the refusal to share makes you feel sad or hurt and it shows in which case he groans and informs you that the scarf will be staying on and he will stab you – lightly - if you accidentally strangle him while you both are sleeping. Unfortunately for you he’s a blanket thief, and totally unapologetic about it.

When you wake up the next morning he’s already gone but there’s coffee/tea/hot chocolate/etc waiting for you.

Where feelings have been admitted he manages to be extra awkward for the first couple minutes – still grumbling under his breath about the whole situation while he places the runes. If he trusts you not to place expectations on him he’ll probably relax and just ask which side you prefer. Otherwise you might have to reassure him that you’re going to respect his boundaries. Felix can take or leave cuddling itself, but he likes being able to steal your body heat so cuddling inclined MC’s are in luck.

Felix wakes up first – unless your MC is the type to wake hideously early – so you don’t wake up cuddling. But there’s coffee/tea/hot chocolate, whatever your preference waiting for you when you do wake up while he fusses with one of his contraptions nearby.

Rowan & Felix

Sticking both of them in the room with an MC they both are starting to have feelings for (and is willing to go along with Rowan’s nonsense) results in something like this:

Felix: We won’t all fit.

Rowan: You give up too easily, gentle knight. MC and I can clearly see that you’re wrong.

Felix: I’m not.

Rowan: Hmm…we’ll have to try it. To be sure. Otherwise how will we know for sure?

-Ten Minutes Later-

Felix: *impersonating a grumpy blanket caterpillar* Fine. I was wrong. This is nice.

Honestly though, Rowan is probably going to be teasing and joking with both the MC and Felix until you both have relaxed about it. (Felix, the anxiety cactus that he is, has a soft spot for people that make him laugh. Clever MCs may have a slightly unfair advantage with winning him over.) And comfy cuddle pile. Rowan insists the MC takes the middle so that you have at least a chance at keeping some of the blanket.

If y’all have admitted feelings. Lots of laughter and joking is going to happen. Felix trying, and failing, to pretend to be annoyed with Rowan – and nothing will ever convince Felix that Rowan didn’t somehow arrange the whole scenario on purpose somehow. MC or Felix has to get stuck in the middle to deal with the blanket thief.

Felix is the first one actually awake, so he makes the run for coffee/tea/hot chocolate/etc and breakfast while Rowan gets to enjoy some extra cuddles.

BONUS SIBLING ROUND - Riley

Riley used to crawl into your bed all the time when they had nightmares or felt lonely before you left to go train and join the army. They could have definitely found a way to scam another room out of someone else, but they like the idea of getting to hang out with you again. So here you are.

(Besides, if their big sibling is there then they don't have to be so careful about watching their own back. They might be able to sleep with both eyes closed for once, and that'd be sort of nice.)

One thing that definitely hasn't changed with them growing up? Riley still kicks and flops around in their sleep.

[okaybutlikeimagine]

Billy - Jealous and i dont know how to handle it so I lash out and pull away - Hargrove. What if Hopper (and El and Billy) been spending a lot of time with Joyce and her sons and Billy sees how easy going Hop is with Jonathan and Will. And he’s like ”Hes my dad!”

This is SO. ACCURATE. Bc once Billy realizes how to love the good thing he has -BAM- he has to share! And Billy doesn’t like sharing. I dunno if that’s even canon but i think it definitely should have been and if not, then it’s my headcanon now. Like, Billy will consume the last of anything. He’s 100% that type of eater that puts both of his elbows on either side of his plate and hunches over it and shovels his food into his mouth like he’s a hunter that just caught his prey. He’s the friend that smacks your hand even if you just ask for a french fry. He hated play time as a small child bc everyone wanted to share blocks and colored pencils and action figures. Billy once “””accidentally””” kicked a kid who asked if he could use the swings next after him. The kid said that Billy purposely kicked his leg out as he swung up. Billy denied it repeatedly.

It’s just that… Billy doesn’t have a lot of things. He’s never been given a lot of stuff so the stuff that he does have, he treats very well and just refuses to share. Bc it’s his. He doesn’t get a lot, he figures people should let him have what’s his.

And he never really thought he’d be very protective over people (just WAIT till he starts getting protective over Steve, good god for that first month it’s over for anyone who even looks at Steve) and he definitely didn’t think he’d ever get protective over a parental figure but hey, here he is.

Bc the thing is, Hop has known Jonathan and Will longer than he’s known Billy and El. Hop has known Joyce since he was in high school and has known Jonathan and Will since he moved back to Hawkins. Yeah, he didn’t used to visit them very often, but he definitely knew them and would say hi when he would see them out in town (even if the “hi” was just a nod of his head) and after Hop saved Will from the Upside Down, you fucking bet Hop started visiting regularly just to check up on Will. I’m pretty sure it’s basically canon. Hop goes w/ Will to his hospital visits and yeah, it’s to keep up w/ the government as well bc he needs to maintain his running relationship w/ them but this man has A Thing for Joyce and also has a soft spot for both of the Byers Boys. Like, Hop gets Weak when he knows a kid has been hurt bc he’s one of those people that just is always trying to protect kids. It breaks his heart to see them so pained and broken.

So he’s like, super soft with Will and Jonathan. HIs eyes are always kind on them. He talks to Will in a softer tone than Billy has ever heard him talk, even softer than when he’s talking to El. He listened to Jonathan talk about photography for half an hour once and made a grand total of one joke about it. Just sat and listened so intently that it made Billy’s blood sear his skin bc what the hell this is MY dad.

And he feels stupid thinking it but every little thing makes him think it. Hop purposefully takes plates out of Jonathan’s hands so he doesn’t have to wash them. He’ll always offer things like popsicles or cookies to Will. He’s just so… everything looks so easy with them. There’s never that twitch in his eyebrow like he has with Billy and Billy is livid.

Because this is his fucking dad.

And he gets upset about it to Jonathan. He gets real bitchy and mad and refuses to talk to him. And Jonathan, who isn’t stupid nor trying to stir the pot, doesn’t do anything about it at first. Bc he actually knows Billy pretty well by now, knows that he’s got a good head on his shoulders and can be relaxed and peaceful, but he also knows Billy is a pot of emotions always threatening to boil over. Jonathan just isn’t an idiot, so he lets Billy start storming around the house. He’s his brother, not his parent.

But the thing is, Jonathan is being targeted. Billy stomps his heel onto Jonathan’s foot during dinner while he’s trying to talk to Hop about how developing pictures works. He closes the car door in Jonathan’s face when they’re about to head out with them to go somewhere. He knocks his shoulder into Jonathan’s when Jonathan’s in the kitchen talking to Hop about how school is going for him.

And it doesn’t let up so Jonathan convinces Billy to come talk to him w/ the promise of good weed, on him, and good music and Billy grumbles and stomps his way outside.

And he refuses to say a word.

“Okay, Billy… what’s wrong?”

Nothing.

“I know it has to do with me, you’re not sly.”

Major pull off the joint but otherwise, nothing.

“Look, can’t we just talk it out? I’m sick of getting this nervous in my own house.”

That’s what gets Billy. Jonathan notices. He’s not really surprised, either. Billy hands the joint back over and slides a bit down the tree he’s leaning on.

“I… Goddamnit….” Billy takes a big breath and shoots Jonathan a serious look. “You’re so close to Hop.”

…

“Uh… yeah?” Jonathan didn’t think this is where this would go.

“He’s my dad.” Billy grumbles. And maybe it’s supposed to be intimidating but it’s actually incredibly childish and takes a lot for Jonathan not to laugh.

“Wai-seriously? This is about Hopper?”

Billy eyes Jonathan harshly. “I know, i’m being a dumbass.”

Jonathan just laughs a bit nervously and nods. “Yeah, you are, but it’s okay-”

“I’m not apologizing for it.”

Jonathan blinks widely at Billy.

“Alright. Well… what do you want me to do?” Billy shrugs. “Leave home?”

Billy looks up, a glint of something far from serious in his eyes. “Would you?”

“No.”

They both chuckle quietly.

“I… I”m sorry, I guess?” Jonathan says with uncertainty. He thinks he understands. Yeah, Jonathan never had a good father figure around either, but at least he had his mother and his brother and a lack of physical threat from his father. Billy didn’t get any of those luxuries. He can understand that.

Billy just shakes his head. “It’s…. Whatever.” He’s thinking too hard to know what to say so he just says that and wills for Jonathan to let them smoke in silence the rest of the time. He does.

But the next time Hop and Billy are alone, Hop pins Billy w/ a real serious look. Bc you fuckin bet Hop noticed that shit happening. He’s no idiot either.

“What’s got you so mad, kid?” He asks seriously.

“I’m fine.”

“Cut it out, you’ve been bullying Jonathan for weeks now.”

“I’m not bullyin-”

“What’s wrong.”

“You’re my dad, that’s what’s wrong!” Billy growls out. And as soon as he says it, he feels ridiculous. He really does. But he also feels the bubbling in his chest bc it’s true.

Hop stares at him.

“Seriously, that’s it?”

“Yeah, that’s it, I just don’t like sharing.” Billy barks out, about to leave but Hop stops him with a gentle hand.

“Billy, seriously, is that what you’re worried about?”

“I’m not worried. I’m irritated.” Billy grumbles, wriggling to get away but Hop pulls him into a suffocating hug and keeps him there.

“Awh, d’ya love me that much, kid?” He asks, laughing when Billy starts trying to hit him to get away.

“Shut up. Never mind, Jonathan can have you.”

Hop barks out a laugh.

[kpop4dummies]

Track and Field

This is something that came from my mind because summer homework sucks and I’m secretly trash for Kim Mingyu. This is actually my first scenario/imagine/drabble/ect so go easy. Nevertheless, enjoy!  - Fay <3

(Photo not mine, credits to @seventeen.boys)

Genre: Fluff, HighSchool!AU

Word Count: 2,028

POV: Third Person

You were one of the best athletes at school. A top-notch, promised track runner among the girls’ track and field team. Although school work and extra curricular activities can pile you up, running was always your outlet to relaxation. It was always an exciting time whenever the season came up, when the flowers were blooming, the weather getting warmer and warmer as the days go by. It was even more exciting when it came to co-ed track and field meets where it’s the classic boys versus girls meet. When the coaches told the boys jokingly to take it easy on the girls, oh man did you kick ass on those days. It was kind of cute to see the result of having butt hurt boys having their pride hurt because they lost to a girl on the long distance run. Nothing could be more perfect in your eyes.

And the one meet that was co-ed was always the last meet of the season. When it came up, you couldn’t be anymore excited. Shot-put and discus had already finished their events and it was almost time for the relay event. This was one of your favorite events since the three who were competing with you were the only friends you had, and they could win this race without a doubt. But before the event came up, you four had the opportunity to be girls. You know, gawk at guys and maybe snack on something you shouldn’t. You didn’t particularly like to look at boys since there was always something better to talk about.

“Ooh, what about him?”

“No way, Jiah. Remember what happened when I went after guys like him? Just talks about his cologne and how nice he looks. Never again.”

Your group giggled before they went to look at the other boys’ track and field teams. It was normal among your group of friends, they were interested in guys that they possibly could have a chance with because of a similar interest to track. However, you’re more focused on the chips in your hand than looking for a romantic partner. Dating never appealed to you and honestly, the boys who came to the track meets weren’t your type. That was until the boys’ track and field team from a different school had someone who was able to level with your skills.

He was the one and only, Kim Mingyu.

You’ve heard of him before, most high schools know about him. Although he was a high school athlete, he practically had his own fanbase. He had the girls already falling for him, making posters, and stalking him whenever they got the chance. He lived the life of the star athlete. And how did you know? He was your childhood friend and your first love.

Until you were seven, he was your older brother figure. A best friend that lived next door and would tease you and protect you from bullies. He liked to tease you with the, “but I’m older than you!” line. And you would fire back with your, “by like three months!” line. But looking back on those days made your heart clench and throb. Why? Because it reminded you that you had a big fat crush on him. Like, the biggest crush that you had to hide it. The day he moved away was the day your little childhood heart was shooken up and broken. You even forced yourself not to cry.

After several years later, you thought you gotten over your silly little crush on him. But it turns out that even years later, you still like him. And you realize that he’s gotten so handsome over time. His old silly haircut became gorgeous brown locks, those eyes gotten more dreamy than before, and that cute awkward grin turned into a beautiful crooked smile. You were so enraptured in his features that your friends had to literally shake you out of your dreamy state.

“Yah, (Y/N)~ She’s looking at that handsome boy over there~”

“Leave her alone, Jiyoung. This is the first time we’ve seen her gawk over anybody.”

You didn’t notice anything until you finally snapped out of your state, turning so fast to your friends you could’ve given yourself whiplash. It wasn’t until a few seconds later that you realized that you were actually back to reality. Wide eyed and shaking your head frantically, you reassured your friends that you were fine.

“No, I’m fine you guys. I swear, I’m just distracted.”

“Distracted by hottie over there, c’mon! (Y/N), you realize that is Mingyu. This may be your only chance before a fangirl steals him away from you!”

“I seriously doubt he’s gonna be after a fangirl, Minah. After all, I’m just another track runner. I’m no different than him,” you said while getting up from your spot on the grass, dusting off your shorts. You immediately went to look for a trashcan to throw out your chip bag, but not before bumping into someone on the way there.

“Oh I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to –”

The voice from above you rumbled with soft laughter, looking down at you.

“Oops, didn’t see you there, bumblebutt.”

You perked up at the nickname, backing up a bit before you met with Mingyu’s eyes.

“(Y/N), do you not remember me? How is my bumblebutt doing?~” he teased you, chuckling softly and patting your head a bit. If he got any closer, he would feel how hard your heart was beating.

“How can I ever forget about my butterbun?” That nickname alone made you both giggle, playful punches on the arm being given to you both. You both exhanged little glances and even did your old handshake. You were even surprised that you remembered it from years ago.

After a couple minutes of talking, you discovered that he took an interest to track and field after moving to his new neighborhood. His high school was described to be huge, prestigious and somewhat high class. Or at least a little better than the high school you currently attended. Awkward and cute Mingyu became handsome and pretty popular among the crowd. It surprised you and him both. You even told him about what’s been going on in your life, the usual track and field practices and how piled up on school work you were. He was even proud at the fact that you can deal with the bullies now.

During the middle of your conversation, the event for the relay called over the different schools. It turns out that your school and his were in the relay together. Little jokes were thrown around between you two before taking your positions on the track. And this was the time were you were teased by your friends again, poking fun at you and playing around for a bit.

“Yah, get on in your positions you three. It’s time to get serious,” you said in the middle of your fits of giggles. 

As the countdown time was decreasing, you turned back so that you’re able to see Jiyoung about 500 feet away. You were the one closest behind the finish line, so you had to be quick. The starting pistol went off, and the relay began. Soon, your heart was pounding out of your chest after a few laps. Your legs were beginning to ache and your throat craved for hydration. The last few drops of moisture began to slip from your pores, which added to the sheen of sweat covering your body.

Luckily, this last lap was all on you. The make or break of the season. Once handed the baton, you dashed off as quick as you can. Everything almost became a blur, the cheering from the crowd, the blinding sunlight, and the chants of your fellow track mates. You can no longer feel the ache in your legs, the gentle heat radiating from your body, and it was blissful. Until you stopped in your tracks.

Once again, the girls’ track team have won the relay. Your team made it and got to the top of it all. That was your highlight of the last meet of the year. 

Despite that, you went to try and look for Mingyu, only to be surrounded by his fanbase along with the rest of his relay competitors. Something in your heart discouraged you to approach him, your hopes of finally being able to talk to him letting you down in the dumps. Instead of waiting up for him, you decided to just go home, grabbing your overloaded duffel bag and calling your mom to pick you up. After all, it’s not like you’re even gonna see him again after that meet.

After coming come, you went to your room and crashed on your bed. The plush, cool sheets pressing against your skin. A soft exhale left your lips as your arms waved around your bed to make a little bed angel. Your mind was still caught up with Mingyu, how basically nothing changed between you two except for the fact that you both grew up a little. And that he got even more attractive than when you were both in elementary school. Those were the days that’ll be missed. And you won’t even get to see him again.

And at that moment, your phone went off in your bag. You quickly got up from your position on the bed and reached over for it, an unknown number with a text message lighting up your phone.

[5:49] Hey bumblebutt! It’s me, Mingyu :D

You felt your heart skip a couple of beats. You actually had to pinch your self and punch yourself to make sure you weren’t dreaming. And it was a dream come true. You're finally talking to your crush after all these years.

[5:50] is this really Mingyu?

[5:50] Who else calls you bumblebutt?? Of course it’s me.

[5:50] I will honestly be so mad if you were pranking me right now XD

[5:51] You know I’ll only do that to you physically. Over the phone is not as fun, haha :3

A little smile appeared on your face, rolling onto your stomach on your bed as you read his messages. 

[5:51] Oh, btw (Y/N), congratulations on the relay! I wanted to see you after the meet to say that. Where were you?

[5:52] I went home! And I would’ve come up and talk with you. if only a couple of fangirls weren’t in the way >>

[5:52] Uh oh, Bumblebutt sounds jealous that her ButterBun has fangirls~

[5:52] c’mon, don’t do that to me ButterBun~

[5:53] I’m teasing you, haha. But I swear, I really was looking for you after the whole meet. I missed talking to my best friend :(

A little blush began to color your cheeks, covering your face even though no one was around. You began to lose your color after he didn’t reply after a couple of minutes. The cloud that showed that he was typing was on there for awhile, even exiting the app and opening it again made no change. Panic set in until he finally sent his message.

[5:56] Listen (Y/N), we haven’t talked in awhile and well, I would like to meet up one day? Maybe get food or something with the guys?

[5:57] three minutes to say that?

[5:57] …

[5:57] yes.

[5:57] lol you dork. Of course I’ll meet you. Just give me the time and place, and we’re all set. That and some dresscode, hehe

[5:58] Oh! How about tomorrow at that one cafe down the street? The one we always went to after school with my mom?

[5:58] I haven’t been there in awhile. Sounds good to me, ButterBun.

[5:58] Oh, and dress casually Bumblebutt. I’ll let the guys now! :D

You set your phone down and shut it off. You lay there for a couple seconds before you rolled on to your side. A little squeal escaped your lips as you squirmed around in your bed. Nothing can be more perfect than this.

[evenstevensranked]

#31: Season 1, Episode 2 - “Stevens Genes”

Louis makes the track team! Not only that, he’s poised to be the new star runner! The only problem is that Louis runs as slow as a sloth. Sound confusing? Well, it’s all part of Larry Beale’s plan to set him up for failure and humiliation. 

It’s only the second episode of the entire series and things are already starting to pick up amazingly. This episode is packed with memorable and quotable lines, many of which I still use to this day. This one continues with the theme established from day one: Louis trying to discover something he’s good at. I love this theme. It makes for some awesome character growth and it works really well here! 

It opens with Coach Tugnut rallying up the boys in gym class, announcing that there’s an open spot on the track team. This of course, somehow segues into him worshiping Donnie Stevens and ranting about how much of a legend he is and what an asset he once was to the track team. Well, to every team actually. If Ren is the academic overachiever, Donnie is the athletic overachiever. Tugnut yells at the class army style to turn right and bow their heads. We then get a shot of this giant mural dedicated to Donnie excelling at every sport ever with patriotic music playing in the background. It’s incredible. It also includes one of the greatest unspoken quotes ever: 

Donnie needs to give a TED Talk. Stat. 

While this Donnie praise is happening, they make a point to show Larry Beale -- who I’m assuming is Coach Tugnut’s assistant since he’s not in Grade 7, looking visibly disgusted. He mumbles “Donnie Stevens is over. It’s my turn now” to himself. Oh, boy. 

They head out to the track to do some timed sprints. Of course, Larry is the one with the stopwatch. Larry’s sort of taunting all the kids trying to motivate them to run faster. When it’s Louis’ turn we get a line that always gets a laugh out of me: 

The thought of Louis “running” slow enough to take days to reach point B is great. Gotta love his self-awareness.

To everyone’s surprise, Louis is extremely fast. Even faster than Donnie’s best time. Could this be Louis’ “thing” he’s good at?! Don’t get your hopes up. Larry purposely clocked his time in at 18.25 seconds... which is probably a good 8-10 seconds before Louis actually finished lol. Tugnut is shocked and gives Louis the vacant spot on the team immediately. 

Tugnut is totally kissing Louis’ butt now because he thinks he’s carrying on the Stevens Dynasty. Louis is seriously amazed that he’s so fast!! “I always knew you had it in you!!” Tugnut tells him. And then we get yet another line I love: 

Legendary save, Tugnut. Legendary save. I literally use this quote whenever the opportunity arises.

Louis starts hanging out with Donnie more to get some sports advice. Donnie suggests the most ridiculous things like putting mousse in your hair for aerodynamic-ness and shaving your legs to run like the wind. Which results in a line you’ve undoubtedly heard: “Donnie, I’m running track -- not modeling pantyhose.” 

We see that Ren has been assigned to cover sports for the school newspaper. She discovers that Louis made the track team, and is immediately suspicious. I’d be too, tbh. I mean, this is the same kid who gets cramped up and winded just from tying his shoes. Louis is pretty excited about this new-found talent, though. He’s finally starting to feel like a true member of the Stevens family. Naturally, this goes to his head and he’s already dreaming of becoming a multimillionaire Olympic athlete:

Do athletes just stand in the middle of a packed arena and get handed giant checks for 40 mil? Like... is that a thing? Not to mention, the check is from “Hoop Stars” and clearly shows a basketball player logo. Okay. 

Around this point, we start to see Louis succumbing to peer pressure a bit. This happens a few more times throughout the series. Yet another symptom of desperately wanting to fit into his family. He ditches Tawny and Twitty at lunch to hang out with Larry and the popular jocks. 

Larry is so fake. Louis is so pure. I’m so sad. 

Ren stops by to get a quote from Louis about the big meet against Rockport and he gives the most awkwardly ridiculous and overdramatic statement. That patriotic music we heard earlier kicks in again. It’s great. The cherry on top is when he mispronounces Rockport “Rock-a-por.”

Later that day before practice, Louis takes Donnie’s mousse advice a little too far:

You’ve probably seen gifs from this scene. (Especially the gif version of the photo I chose for the cover picture.) 

He shows up to practice feelin’ all suave with his moussed-to-death hair. There’s a “Staying Alive” knock-off playing as he walks towards the track. I actually love that this show basically never got the rights to use the legitimate songs. It sort of makes everything funnier, imo. That, and Disney Channel is cheap apparently and don’t permanently pay for the rights to popular songs. Dunno if I mentioned this before, but Lizzie McGuire was pretty much the channel’s most popular show and was super trendy/caught up in Early 00′s pop culture. Therefore, that show used SO MANY official songs. 16 years later, almost all of those songs are missing in the reruns and replaced with terrible stock music. An iconic scene like the “Us Against The World” music video is not nearly as impactful or nostalgic because they’re dancing to generic techno music now. It SUCKS. So, thank god Even Stevens never used any. Their stock music sort of works subconsciously. The song used here is totally not “Staying Alive” -- but it’s juuust close enough that it triggers your brain and you remember it as “Staying Alive.” Kinda cool. 

Side note: It’s so difficult to not quote almost every line of this episode. There are so many good ones, I have to keep stopping myself from typing out a freaking transcript. 

Anyway, Ren observes Louis and Larry practicing and it’s crystal clear that Larry is holding back for whatever reason. 

Be a little less obvious, Larry. Also, sorry for all the gifs. I can’t help myself. 

Ren puts the pieces together and figures out what Larry is up to. His plan is to set Louis up to fail big time at the meet. That way when he beats Louis, he’ll be able to gloat about beating “the fastest Stevens of all!” Makes sense. Ren tries telling Louis, but of course, he doesn’t believe her........ WE GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN ONE EPISODE LATER IN WHAT’LL IDOL DO, JUST REVERSED. God. Siblings not believing each other drives me insaaaane. I understand where Louis’ unwillingness to believe is coming from though. He insists that Larry is Ren’s enemy, not his, and he’s just so excited to finally have something to be good at. It breaks my heart. 

Ren later apologizes and tells Louis that she’s proud of him. Louis rants again about everyone in the family having their “thing” and now that he’s found his he’s not gonna let anyone take it away. But, Ren tells him “You HAVE your thing. You’re... funny.” *Cue the emotional piano. Literally.* You can tell those words really mean a lot to him. 

We’ve made it to the big track meet. Coach Tugnut gives the guys possibly the greatest motivational words ever: “Remember, it’s not whether you win or lose -- as long as you come in first.” Perfect. There’s also a great bit here where Donnie is stretching Louis’ leg and asks him when the last time he stretched was. Louis is clearly in pain and says “I don’t have a schedule with me right now... but if I were to guess..... uhh.... NEVER?!” - This is so me. I’ve also used that quote before. 

We learn that Louis’ main rival is some dude Trevor Dunn. As the runners take off, both Trevor and Larry dramatically fall halfway to the finish line. Victory is within Louis’ reach... If he just keeps running, he’ll totally win! But what does he do?! He runs over to help them instead. The sucky thing is, Larry faked his injury and pulls Louis to the ground like “lol got ya” and wins the race. Louis stays behind and comforts Trevor, who has an actual sprained ankle. What a sweetheart. Louis is cracking jokes (”Talk about the agony of da-feet. Please, no standing ovations.”) and making Trevor laugh pretty hard. So, Trevor casually says “You’re funny.” :’) This time it means so much more coming from someone who’s not his sister. 

Even though Larry won, the entire crowd is cheering “LOUIS, LOUIS!” for his good deed. Larry is fuming. 

The final scene is a sweet mirror talk. I think I’ve mentioned enough how much I love and miss these. This one is a favorite of mine: 

"The best thing that happened to me today? A kid called me funny. And as much as I like being on the track team and hanging out with my brother... I like being funny more."

This is so heartwarming. Because it’s obvious that comedy is truly his "thing." It’s nice to see him accept that. (Even though he still struggles later on.) This is another parallel with Shia, I think. He has suuuch a natural gift for comedy. I want him to embrace it more these days!!! *sigh* Plz god.

Louis also ends up getting Student of the Month and his picture is adorable lol

I really, really like this episode. 

I feel like most people remember this one pretty well. If you watched Disney Channel during Even Stevens’ original run, then you most definitely remember a slew of quotes. Its quotability is the main reason I’ve ranked this towards the higher end of the list. I also have a soft spot for this episode in general and there’s some nice character development as well.

Like I’ve mentioned before, Disney hammers the first few episodes of a show into the freaking ground. I swear I’ve seen the same few episodes of Andi Mack and Raven’s Home on TV every single day since they premiered. That’s basically what they did with Even Stevens, too. It’s part of what makes Season 1 particularly memorable at times. There really isn’t much that I dislike about this one. Like most S1 episodes, it’s just a little slower. Since it’s super early in the series, the overall plot feels very Late 90′s Disney Channel. Similar to All About Yvette. (I feel like I bring that episode up constantly lol) There’s just a certain pure, old school, generic quality to it that simply cannot be accurately explained and somehow makes me feel a little neutral about it.

That being said, this is only EPISODE 2!!!! Considering that, it’s top-notch honestly. Right out the gate, we’re getting to see more sides to Louis Stevens. Naïve, arrogant/head in the clouds, caring, funny. And of course, we ultimately see what a good kid at heart he is. And boy, do I love to see that. :D

Thanks fo’ readin. 

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[anja-mittags]

@simplyirenic tagged me just as i was creeping on @lahmly‘s post so haha. i hope im doing this right? am i supposed to answer all the questions before the taggers additional ones? Oh well!

1.  Who was the first player who caught your eye with football (whether or not you still like them)? Bastian bloody Schweinsteiger, yes I know, what, what how Miro was right there, right in front of you. Mhhmm. let’s not talk about it. Now, it’s mostly complicated because Manchester United happened MLS??? anyway, yeah, that dumb hothead was the first. (I should’ve gone for fips. let’s be real)

2.  How did you get into football?  Into your favorite teams? Much like Ireny, my father was the initial push, we would watch lots of international/south american teams and competitions. I didn’t get into club football until much much later. I, too, had an excellent german teacher and that sparked my eternal love for Germany (and well, Peru hasn’t qualified since before I was born so I needed a WC team.)

3.  If you could undo any transfer that’s ever happened, which would you undo and why? I don’t hold many grudges but probably some of the kids we’ve sold off at Bayern. If I may veer off the Buli course, Joey Allen, welsh extraordinaire for Liverpool because I’m still boggled at that. He was so good, and he did so much. Miss ya Joey.

4.  What’s your favorite shameless dance party song? Anything by Kesha. Though that’s more flailing and bopping. If you want to see me actually dance there’s more of a chance with some spanish songs. Love me some salsa. (I’m terrible at dancing in general. I can do a handy Waltz tho)

5.  What language that you’re not already fluent in do you most want to learn? German? The given answer is German but I also really like Polish and Swedish. the green owl of duolingo is probably glaring at me from the app grave.

6.  What’s the one thing you always take with you when you start a new life chapter (a book, an old toy, a picture, etc.)? A good thing about technology is having pictures and stuff stored on phones and generally accessible things but I have a couple of books I keep handy and I have a tiny teddy bear that’s from when I was a wee one.

7.  Do you have pets?  What kinds? Yes, I have a cat named Willow who is a middle-aged brat. I actually got her from my neighbors when my first cat ran away (long story) because their mom or someone in their household was allergic and she’s a doll. Much nicer than my first cat.

8.  What retirement hurts you The Most? Philipp Lahm No actually yes. I don’t know. Let’s not think about it. 

9.  What is your favorite match ever played? Robert Lewandowski losing his mind and scoring five goals in 9 minutes right around my birthday so I personally felt vindicated? Hahah. Actually if I had to pick in the last three years, I think the Europa League match between Liverpool and Dortmund for club. Finally, finally, beating Italy in the Euro for international. And okay, Miro scoring in the semifinal against Brazil.

10. What’s your most ridiculous piece of football fan-paraphenalia (that weird hat your mom got you, the free wrist warmers you picked up outside a stadium, the bayer leverkusen condoms your friend gave you as a joke, etc) I don’t really have anything ridiculous, though I have come close to buying some weirdly self-indulgent paraphernalia on Ebay. Frauke sent me an ad with Anja in it from a magazine, does that count? I just have the basics, jersey and scarves.

11. What season/tournament would you go back in time to experience now if you could see any one you wanted? I really really want to own like a dvd set of the world cup okay, im never over it. but agreed with Ireny the 12/13 treble season no doubt.

BONUS 12 (because it’s a good question but i didn’t want to repeat):  What about your favorite player makes them your favorite?

I love Manuel Peter Neuer because.....just kidding. this is actually like strangely hard to articulate. I love Fips because he’s such a strategist. He’s so smart in the way he plays and downright devious when he gets mad. I love Anja because I have a thing for humble elevens. She’s not really selfish with the ball? Basti was all about what he brought to the team (and Lukas too) he was very much the beat of the heart.

1. Planes, trains, or automobiles? Trains definitely. I don’t like the recycled air of planes and I can’t sleep on a plane unless I completely exhaust myself so.

2. If you had to switch your football team to another in each league you regularly follow, which team/s would you start supporting?

Tricky! I have always said things might’ve gone differently if I found more Schalke friends because I could’ve really tossed in my lot with them or even Augsburg?? If the German trio hadn’t been at Arsenal and my other self Santi Cazorla hadnt decimated City that one time, I probably would’ve been strictly a Liverpool supporter. Now, I’ve got divided loyalties and hate the EPL for putting me through this. As for the women, I think Montpelier? and Potsdam. oh, and Man City women.

3. What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever seen happen at a football match? Not strange per se but live in front of me, the german women’s national team giggling over the anthem being sung atrociously.

4. What was the last concert you went to? Bastille in Brooklyn!!! Part of their new tour. I’ve been super fortunate to catch them for both their American tours when they put out an album.

5. If you were given the chance to go into space to colonise a different planet, would you? I love how everyone gives an explanation for nah they’re not qualified. Meanwhile, I say yes. take me off this space rock. As long as I can keep up with the football scores.

6. Do you have a favourite type of goal? What type of goal is it? I do love long range goals. and the weird kicks(Oli with the scorpion kick). Probably the Xabi Alonso patented set piece goals. BUT my absolute favorite type of goal are the goals scored by defenders (and not just the it’s a set piece lets bring up all our tall defenders to head it in type but the genuine, how do I celebrate a goal, it only happens when the planets align I actually got up here and kicked it into the right spot defender goal)

7. Who’s a player that you used to dislike, but have come around to? (If one such exists) Neymar? Half of the Spain national team? Fernando Torres There’s a lot of players I have come around to because I’m old and I’m tired of the football drama haha.

8. How about a team that you used to dislike but have come around to? Real Madrid because I met so manyyy fans that crossed my path and generally have a team in common with me. I don’t actively root for them but I wish them the best with my estranged son Toni and Colombian nugget James. I’m slowly coming around to OL Feminin because Maro is there.  

9. Would you rather be a recognised artist/genius often on television and in the papers, or a reclusive artist/genius without your face publically connected to your works? The latter. I want to be Lemony Snicket.

10. Which pair of shoes do you most regularly wear? My “house shoes” which are basically flip flops past their prime. I also have comfy boots for the winter.

11. Would you take a penalty kick in a final of The Big Game? Or would you prefer to let a teammate take care of it?

Definitely a teammate. That’s too much pressure. Nope nope.

Ireny’s questions!! :DD

1. What’s your favorite football-related possession?

I have a current season Philipp Lahm jersey and my Bayern scarf is soft and kinda worn. Both were Christmas presents from @goetzed

2. Have you ever met your favorite football player or seen them play live? If you haven’t, what would you tell them?

Yes! Not to bore you with the details but I got to see Bayern on their US tour in 2014 so I got to see Lewy and Holger and Tobi Schweinsteiger. Pizarro scored a goal. It was fabulous. and I got to see the Gerwnt and Leonie scored! I got to see Stevie play for LA Galaxy! And I got to see Fips and Xabi and David in the last US Tour at Metlife. I’m hoping to see Basti with Chicago Fire this year (THEY PLAY MY HOME TEAM ON MY BIRTHDAY) and I’ll probably burst into noisy sobs and look terrible. I haven’t met anyone personally tho. 

3. What are your top three comfort foods?

Arroz con leche (rice pudding but I swear it’s like a thousand times better than the stuff you buy at grocery stores.) Papa a la Huancaina ( I talked about this before) Ice cream, just some good old ice cream, usually with some sort of bits/chunks of stuff.

4. What‘s your favorite uplifting bit of news you’ve heard this week?

I think I really like the girl who got accepted into all the Ivy Leagues? That’s pretty dope. I also like the transgender veteran who recently transitioned.

5. Have you ever played football yourself? What position did you play? If not, what position do you think you’d like to try?

I don’t think so. I mean my dad managed a local team and my brother played for a bit recreationally but like I probably kicked a ball and called it a goal as a toddler. I’ve always thought about this and I think I might be best suited for midfield. or maybe a defensive winger? I’m pretty short so. A goalie would be awesome but I have a feeling I would suck at it. 

6. Would you rather watch a TV show with interesting characters and a terrible plot, or boring characters and an interesting plot?

So interestingly enough, this came up randomly during the week and it was related to fanfiction and how it should be deemed it’s own form of literature. and I think it made a lot of sense because I would probably watch a terrible plot with super interesting characters. Characters engage me more than a trite plot you know?

7. You can make one change to a rule in football or implement a new one. What is it?

I think I like the idea of a soft red card or the “orange” card in theory at least, instead of throwing them out of the game completely, have a set amount of time off the field, like in hockey. But it probably wouldn’t work given the nature of football and its players. OKAY actually, one thing Ive been sort of tinkering with mentally is totally disallowing own goals? because that shit is awful. Maybe adding more added time if an OG happens? again, really impractical but in theory I would love to get rid of OGs.

8. In xXx: Return of Xander Cage, Neymar is Samuel L Jackson’s first choice footballer to join the fake Avengers. Who would you ask instead?

Xabi Alonso and Gigi Buffon. Make them seduce people. They’ll get the intel. It’s probably Xabier’s Cool Girl Guy dream.

9. What’s a fic trope you wish more people would write?

not a trope but anything with other WNTs besides the US/NWSL centric. Fake married is always a good one or the closely related, woke up married. Time travel/soft scifi tropes because I LOVE THEM. Anything with magic. One trope I love and don’t want to write myself because taking a stab at it wont do it justice is Reincarnation AU?

10. What’s your favorite natural phenomenon?

Aurora Borealis. or Meteor showers.

11. There is no eleventh question because I’m the worst at thinking up questions. Instead post your favorite football photo here.

this took me an embarrassing amount of time to finish. I tag @goetzed @bananasplit86 @ben-woodburn and whoever else wants to do it!

As for adding questions, these are good questions and I really have nothing to add besides BONUS QUESTION: what’s next on your buy list? or what would you like to get if you had some extra cash to spend?

[burrythecxstle]

CHAPTER 3.

She walked out of the taxi not knowing she was being followed by Harry Styles. She ran to the door of her building when he talked.

"Thought you'd get rid of me so easily?" She turned around and saw him leaning on his limousine, his arms crossed on his chest.

"Are you stalking me?" She said, amazed by his handsome features, the snowflakes making it a little hard to see him but somehow his green eyes managed to stand out and contrast with the white view and the yellow dim light the lamp was giving him.

"I'd rather call this not giving up on what I want," He said pushing himself away from the limousine with his foot and walking to her. They were the only ones in that big street.

"And that would be?" She asked with her hands on her hips.

"I don't know," He said with a wicked smile on his face getting closer to her.

She rolled her eyes and laughed at him.

"What are you doing?" She said when he was a foot away from her.

"I just want to talk to you," He said looking down at her.

She was beautiful. In fact, looking her when the snowglobes fell around the street made her skin look beautifully soft with a rosy tone and her eyes look brighter and bigger.

"Yeah right," She said taking a step back.

He smiled to the ground and for a second, just for a second, her knees felt weak.

"It's freezing out here, won't you get inside your house?" He said looking up at her building.

"I was planning to. Alone, of course" She said turning around looking for the key in her purse.

He walked to the door and leaned his back on it. He had to figure her out.

"What's the rush? Is your boyfriend waiting for you upstairs?"

"What?"

"Your boyfriend, your dance partner in the party”

“First, He's not my boyfriend. And I just want to get away from you at the moment”

He just rolled his eyes with a big smile on his face.

"Good to know," He said.

"Yeah?"

"Yeah. Now I won't move from here"

"Oh, you won't?"

She said trying to open the old lock.

"Don't you have better plans for Christmas?"

"Do you?" The door opened and she sighed.

"You don't care," She said with a sweet smile on her face.

"If I didn't care, I wouldn't be here," He said as she walked inside the building. "Anyways, why the rudeness?"

"Do you really want to know?"

"Please"

"Honestly, you only want to have sex with me, and I'm sure you're used that girls beg you to be with them but I’m really tired at the moment and I just want to watch Christmas movies... plus you smell like sexual harassment"

He looked at her with a killer stare before laughing.

"I smell like sexual harassment" He laughed.

"Keep laughing but you followed me, and you tried to kiss me before, so I'd rather stay safe"

He looked at her, a girl had never been so hard to get before.

"Let's make a deal," He said.

"Again?"

"Yes, but this time we both equally win"

"Oh, sounds interesting," She said sarcastically. "Keep talking" She rolled her eyes.

"Spend this Christmas night with me," He said, her eyes opened up like plates.

"What the-"

"When you tell me you want to go, I promise to bring you home, I swear no touching between us" He winked his eye

"Yeah right"

"I won't kidnap you" He laughed

"I need to be sure of that," She said.

"I'll leave my wallet here," He said, he didn’t even need it.

She looked at him.

"Oh, come on... Unless you have something else to do," He said with a smile on his face, steam with mint smell crashing with her face.

She looked up at him and smiled.

"Not touching?"

"If I ever touch you, it'll be because you beg me to" He winked his eye and laughed.

"As if" She rolled her eyes.

"Yes?"

"I'm not going with you"

"Let me in, then?" He smiled.

She bit her lip.

"It's safer than going around with me, isn't it?"

She nodded and opened the door for him

And she was finally a real target to get. And that could've just been the worst mistake of her life.

As they got inside her building, he felt uncomfortable by the tiny place he was and she happy for being home, with a stranger, but she'd always loved some adventure.

...

....

"What were you doing in that dinner?" He asked.

"What do you mean?"

"You don't go to those places often, do you?" He asked. "I've never seen you before" She turned to look at him.

"No, I went there because my friend invited me, and it's fair to say I've never seen you before too," She said.

"Really?" He asked leaning forward

"Should I?" She said raising an eyebrow.

"Not really" He smiled still amazed by what she said.

"So, what do you do? Model? Act?"

She looked at him for a second with amazed eyes, then, she laughed like she'd heard the funniest joke she'd ever heard. Harry hated people laughing at the things he said.

"I'm a kindergarden teacher," She said cleaning up some tears from her eyes.

"Lovely," He said.

They finally arrived at her apartment and she opened the door for them.

He let her first and waited until the lights were on.

"Nice place," He said looking for some kind of black spot or dirt, finding nothing.

"So now what?" She asked sitting on a couch.

"What do you mean?"

"What's the big fight about being with me?, That is not sex, of course"

"Oh, I don't know, guess we'll find out"

"Let me warn you, at the first movement you make, I'm calling my neighbor and he'll kick your ass" Harry laughed.

"Stay here, I'm actually excited to see what you end up doing"

He looked at the tiny place and sighed.

Ir was being harder than he ever thought.

She walked out with a pair of gray pants and an oversized sweatshirt.

"So what's all this thing with following me-  Oh!" She jumped away when she felt the enormous mass of hair running to her knees.

"Bruno!"

Great, she had a dog. He thought looking at the enormous animal as she knelt down and caressed its face.

She stood up and walked to him with a big smile on her face.

"This is Bruno, " She said sitting down on a couch in front of him "I rescued him a year ago"

Harry smiled at her.

"From what?" He asked looking at her.

"Someone ran over him... after another, someone dropped him in the middle of the street," She said placing her hand on the dog's back and moving it up and down.

Harry nodded his head.

"I think we are safe now," She said with a shy smile looking at Harry.

"Why is that?"

"Bruno didn't attack you, he didn't even bark at you"

Harry frowned "You must be a nice person," She said as the dog got close to him. Harry leaned close to the dog and it rested its head on his right knee.After few seconds, the dog walked away into the bedroom she had walked out before.

"So what's all this give me a night thing?" She asked, crossing her legs on the couch and playing with her long sleeves that managed to cover her hands.

"I just had to be with you" He looked at her with his most charming smile, a little spark made her knees week.

She laughed and looked away biting her index finger. "That makes no sense, but okay" She sighed. "I don't have anything better to do today, and you don't seem to be too dangerous" She smiled "Besides, I've got my weapons," She said and looked at him, with the tip of her finger still in her mouth. She wasn't in any sense trying to seduce him or being sexy and you could feel she was just being herself. Does know she's amazingly sexy? Harry thought as he inspected her face with his eyes. Her hair fell on her right shoulder with little curls making all the left part of her neck and her collarbone show.

"So... It's Christmas" She looked up.

"Merry Christmas," He said.

"Merry Christmas" She laughed. "I know that after all the bittering and things I said before this is going to sound weird, but I just need a drink right now" She stood up and he stared at the curvy fit silhouette she was offering him while walking inside what seemed to be the kitchen.

"Oh no, let's get drunk please" He laughed and walked behind her.

.

.

Getting drunk was not the smartest thing to do, and she knew it. Yet, she started with one, and then other one, and other until they had finished  the bottle of vodka.

She remembered telling him what happened in the dinner. Drunk people say almost everything without thinking. She talked about her brother and her family and how she needed money, she even called her life miserable.

The biggest mistake ever.

He had realized she wasn't used to drink and that day wasn't the best... He had experience drinking so he managed to stay steady. He just heard and he took mental notes of everything she told him.

She sat down in front of him. She needed an escape, she needed numbness and for her bad luck she had opened the door of her house to him, she had let him in and she was now looking double.

Shit.

They say that when you're drunk you don't feel horror, you feel immortal, but she was not like other people and a little voice told her something bad was about to happen. Something she would regret. And she kept staring at him, he had a sweet smile on his face, and he placed his hand on her cheek, he moved his face close to hers. Fuck. She thought. She knew what could happen and how her clothes would not cover her from his hungry lips... She wasn't moving though and she just stared at him. He moved his hands up her legs to her waist. Fuck, fuck, fuck! For her surprised he didn't  do anything. She felt like the floor disappeared and two strong arms held her close. She knew it was going to be okay when she realized she was safely wrapped with covers in her couch. And she dazed out to sleep.

.

.

The thought about having his own needs pleased,of taking advantage of her never crossed his mind.  He would never do such a thing.First because she was a goddamn person, apart from that basic thought,  he wanted her to be awake and aware when he had her, he was willing to wait for her to surrender. Cause that's how he liked it. He wanted her to beg him. Besides, she was exactly what he needed.

What he didn't know was that she was not they type to beg.