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hoofpeet · 4 months

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it's wild when you're like 16 on here getting anon hate is the most important thing in your life for a few days. and then when you're 20 you have a job and taxes to pay and driving lessons and shit and getting anon hate literally doesn't even register as a problem. "your art looks like shit" there's a housing crisis out here I don't have time to worry about that

#i mean. In the middle of typing this i remembered that there are people much older than me that still engage in pointless internet beef so.#that's how you SHOULD feel at age 20 at least #-also if a lot of 16 y/o's follow me. dw you're gonna get to a point where you don't need to give a shit about anything that happens online

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interstate35south · 5 months

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listen. i like a good “hualian adopts wwx” au as much as the next guy. but do y’all ever think abt the fact that appearance wise. xie lian and hua cheng are supposedly like. 17-19

i forget about it until i’m consciously reminded of it but there’s comedic potential in there somewhere

like i imagine they could probably get away with it when wwx was a young child but it’s all fun and games until visibly 34 year old wei wuxian is still calling apparently 17 year old xie lian dad

#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #hua cheng #xie lian #the 17-19 feels like a bucket of cold water every time i hear it like they have always been mid-late 20s to me at LEAST #you’re looking at hua cheng and telling me he’s 18??? bullshit #i only accept it for the bit #like obv any dynamics with mortals and immortals has to factor in the whole “one of them will age and die and the other won’t”#but it just gets so much funnier when they’re an age that’s not even plausible to write off the fact that they don’t grow older #like lowkey twilight core #bonus points if lan sizhui is added into the equation #you’re 16 and your grandfather is 17 what do you do #hualian

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sage-nebula · 21 days

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It happened, as things so often did, like a bolt from the blue on one of Pacifica's rare days off from work at the diner.

It was the height of summer and so hellaciously hot, even for—no, especially for Oregon. Having lost access to the private pools and yachts after her father's investments into Cipher capital during Weirdmageddon four years prior, Pacifica found herself at the Gravity Falls community pool, lounging on a pool chair after layering SPF 50 on her skin, and silently telling herself over and over that it was always morally correct to block her parents' numbers on her days off, and that her father probably hadn't yet found where Pacifica's pet rescue opposum, Susanna, had hidden the bell yet, so there was no need to worry.

(Pacifica had rescued Susanna from the diner kitchen two summers ago, when she was fourteen. Susanna was technically a male oppossum, but something about him reminded Pacifica of Lazy Susan, so Susanna he was.)

But it was at that moment that deep laughter followed by a higher pitched "shut up!" and even more laughter from both voices broke through Pacifica's inner mantras. She opened her eyes to see that both of the Pines twins, having once again made their yearly visit to Gravity Falls, had also chosen to visit the pool that day.

Pacifica swallowed hard.

For all that she had tried to deny it even to herself in her tween and early teen years, by now Pacifica had long since accepted that she found Dipper Pines attractive. It was impossible not to, with the way he came back taller each summer, his shoulders increasingly more broad as he grew into the physique promised by his great uncles (or his Great Uncle Ford, anyway), a little stubble that he "forgot" to shave always left around his chin, and his sideburns. Oh, his sideburns. Pacifica hated how much she loved Dipper's sideburns. It was beyond cringe, and the only other living soul who would ever know about her crush was Susanna, but Pacifica Northwest did indeed have a crush on Dipper Pines. She knew, and accepted, this about herself.

But then, on that hellaciously hot summer day at the community pool, Mabel Pines took her sweater off right in front of Pacifica's eyes.

Mabel pulled her sweater up over her head, and it was as if time slowed down. Mabel's arms were just as toned and strong (if not maybe a little more toned, the way the sunlight hit her muscles) than Dipper's. She had been wearing a bikini under her sweater—a pink one decorated with stars that fit her perfectly—and her thousand watt smile revealed she'd finally gotten her braces off to reveal a set of dazzling teeth. And when she tugged her hair free from her ponytail, it swished around her in a cascade of long, brown waves.

Dipper had thrown his tanktop onto a pool chair, and Mabel followed suit, throwing her sweater and hair tie on top of Dipper's shirt. But as Dipper was in the middle of saying something (they were too far for Pacifica to hear clearly), Mabel whipped back around with devilish speed and shoved him straight in the pool.

Mabel laughed uproariously as Dipper came back up for air, sputtering water and shaking his sopping bangs from his eyes. But he was only off guard for a second, and Mabel's mirth kept her off hers for longer. Dipper grinned wickedly and snapped his fingers around Mabel's wrist, yanking her in headfirst after him. Just as Dipper had before her, Mabel resurfaced immediately, though she had to use both hands to shove her curtains of damp hair out of her face. But her smile was just as impish as Dipper's own, and within seconds they were splashing each other, shrieking and laughing as they caused the biggest ruckus the pool had seen all day.

And as she watched them play, the water making their skin glisten and their smiles making their eyes sparkle, Pacifica felt a swarm of butterflies in her gut and a flash of heat in her face that had nothing at all to do with the summer sun above. She curled in on herself in her pool chair, and tugged her sun hat down over her face.

"Oh no."

#gravity falls #pacifica northwest #dipper pines #mabel pines #dipifica #mabifica #dipcifica #mabcifica #mystery twins #i'm a bisexual pacifica truther #she crushes on both dipper AND mabel but would rather die than admit it #if they found out i think dipper would tell mabel to date her bc he wants his sister to be happy #mabel would suggest they share her #''you have her mondays and wednesdays. i'll have her tuesdays and thursdays. and we do every other weekend! friday counts as a weekend.''#''mabel that's weird!''#''it works for mom and dad's custody agreement!''#''pacifica's not our child! besides we can't both make out with the same person. that'd be too close to kissing each other.''#''ewww what?! how?!''#''because if your spit is in her mouth and then i—nope no nu-uh not thinking about this.''#''ugh you're so GROSS dipper. not to mention immature. how is this any different than when we shared sodas as kids? i KNOW you backwashed.'#''PACIFICA IS NOT A SODA AND YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT''#''I HAD TO SPIT OUT A PIECE OF FRENCH FRY YOU HAD CHEWED''#''I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS ANYMORE''#''FINE!!!''#anyway Mabel's plan even if implemented (and it wouldn't be bc of Dipper's veto) would fail bc she can't actually share a partner #as demonstrated in Boyz Crazy she gets jealous very quickly and would want Pacifica to herself #so ultimately Pacifica would have to choose. which she won't do. bc a.) she won't admit to any of this #(at least not at age 16)#and b.) she thinks they're so hot her brain short circuits and she literally CAN'T choose #fic fix

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tennessoui · 3 months

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Omg, Obi-Wan opening up to Quinaln about his hanahaki?? I didn't know I needed that but I do now!! I love the way you write their friendship and if anyone's gonna make sure Obi-Wan and Anakin get together in a Kit Fic, it's going to be Quinlan Vos!

vos: ok, so we laughed we drank we caught up. what is this about. why did the halls of healing contact me.

obi-wan: so i love my former padawan and it's killing me

vos, go with the flow made corporeal: ok. but unexpected but maybe i shouldn't be surprised he's always been weird about you and you've always indulged him. he's a fully consenting adult now and you're not his master either, not to mention he killed darth sidious for you, so I think everyone will look favorably at your relationship even ifi it's a bit weird. there's no need to let the guilt kill the---

obi-wan: no you misunderstand me. i love my former padawan and it is literally killing me

vos: what

obi-wan, dignified and tortured:

vos:

obi-wan, coughing up flowers to prove a point: literally im going to die

vos, go with the flow being very much challenged: ok. ok. let's go find you another blond twink. do you specifically like former padawans? i think i could offer mine, she's adventurous, she'd wear a wig if we asked nicely. is it the eyes? we can find some guy with blue eyes for you. is it the Force sensitivity? maybe master yoda could--

obi-wan, tortured now by images of sleeping with aayla secura in a wig or master yoda in general: the hanahaki is killing me but suddenly i wish it would do it faster

#asks #hanahaki au #obikin #i just love vos being supportive but also he has literally no idea what obi-wan sees in anakin #vos: obi-wan youre a 10 what are you doing dying for a 6?#obi-wan: fuck you he's a 12 at least #vos: he's a 16 year age difference. let's go find you someone who doesn't make a face every time he drinks scotch straight

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foolsocracy · 1 year

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(almost) grew up together

#MY KIDS #ages r ~8. ~12. ~16 #mary jane watson #peter benjamin parker #spiderman noir #spider noir #marvel #my art #new style im trying out its really cute #at least i think so #spiderverse #'why does pete revert back to the same hairstyle'#ummmmmm cause he wants to still be recognizable to his parents next question #<- making shit up

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kisaraslover · 9 months

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pinterest is constantly trying to convince me the thigh pouch is such a normal and big part of fashion and i keep going "haha yeah maybe in the yugioh universe" anyway here are two of the most popular Kisaras from fics

#art tag #yugioh #ygo #kisara #everyone dresses like this in that universe. emo egirl universe. that attire is perfectly fine business casual btw #thigh pouch contains the deck. obviously. just in case i had to say it. kaiba requires all his employees at least tier 4 dueling skills #not a big fan of either kisaras tbh. her dueling makes no sense narratively. shes on the Other side of dueling magic. in the divine part #and kc employee....can work but not always. this is a crack version lol she also looks like a high schooler. thatd be so funny #16 year old kaiba and his highest level personal assistant and also classmate: 16 year old kisara #thats so funny to me. but i love it for how silly it is #them playing adult is so funnyyyyy. half of kaibas life is nonsensical card game adventures. the other half is playing ceo #with a girl his age #thats.#so endearing #anyway

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atypi-cals · 3 months

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>i join a server for systems

> the rules dictate what my littles can and cannot do "for their own safety because they're literally children"

> i leave

#'all alters under the age of 16 must stay in the section where cursing and topics with any sort of maturity are banner'#what if the 4 year old wants to talk about how she smokes weed to deal with panic attacks and help with insomnia #shes not actually physically 4 you know she can smoke weed #and she swears just as much as everyone else idk why shed have to be protected from adult language #like if your littles do thats fine but why would you assume ALL syskids follow that or feel comfortable following that #my littles feel they CANNOT EXPRESS THEMSELVES AT ALL if they are limited to disney channel appropriate content #and theyre not out here like. making dick jokes or anything but when they get angry they say fuck #and talk about gore and drugs and trauma #besides. i think at least half of the people in the world swear around their kids and they turned out fine #we learned to swear when were 10 and swore often to express ourself as a child #most parents ive met swear around their children. not at mind you just around.#like most parents wont. drop a carrot on a patch of cat fur on the floor. and then go to the other room to quietly mutter FUCK #and they shouldnt have to #irl children shouldnt be completely cut off from swears they should be taught the appropriate time to use them #idk im just sick of people providing syskids with literally less agency than they would an actual IRL child.

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cavennmalore · 5 months

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just realized alvar is like a forty year old man. what the hell

#i always imagined him as like the cool older brother in his twenties #but if he’s like jolie’s age #and she died around 16 years ago #and you’re like 18-20 in the elite levels #that means alvars AT LEAST in his thirties #why is this grown man beefing with children #kotlc

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nobodysdaydreams · 1 month

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Giving a complicated tragic childhood backstory to your favorite character is all fun and games, until you realize you need to account for how old all the other adult characters would have been at the time and realize that scenes that would work perfectly if one character was twenty three and the other was fourteen stop working when you need other characters who are played by adult actors clearly younger than they are to be in college at the same time so your story beats line up thematically.

#Don't worry. I made an excel document for this over a year ago #Was that unhinged? Yeah. But this is harder than you think it is #In unrelated news it is now reasonable to have a child in your 20s 30s or 40s depending on when the plot needs the child #Also people in their early 20s can be in grad school have already established careers and adopt children now. I've declared it.#Also: Hollywood stop trying to trick me into believing women in their 30s are the same age as men in their 50s. It's never gonna work.#I'm fighting for my life to make these age gaps normal even on a platonic level #Don't worry I aged the girls up and the boys down #But still this is a bit ridiculous #If you use the actors' ages it doesn't work. Garrison's actress is 16 years younger than Curtain. Why?#I mean I like the casting. But SQ is a teenager. We know Curtain has had his evil plans at least since SQ was born and lost his bio dad #and if the Whisperer is Garrison's invention that means she and Curtain were working together when SQ was born #If SQ in the show is 16 (the actor was older I believe) and Garrison is 37 (that's how old the actress is now she was younger at time)#That means Garrison was only 21 and Curtain was well into his 30s. And that's after you age SQ down and Garrison up for the calculations #So Garrison was likely (according to the shows' casting) even younger than that which begs the question what was Curtain doing?#Was he spending his 30s lurking around college campuses and high schools looking for a kid whose inventions he could steal?#What in the Marcus Cutter is that about?#All these jokes about Garrison being SQ's uninvolved divorced stepmom but nah she's really his estranged big sister #also this is very frustrating because the irl age gap between the actress who plays Number Two and Tony Hale only 7 years #but they're the ones for whom a 16 year age gap would have actually made sense because he adopts her in the books!#but now since Garrison is clearly so much younger than Number Two Curtain and Benedict I have to deal with this #(Don't worry I figured it out and made the age gaps normal. You just now have to believe Number Two is only a year older than Garrison)#It was the stress of living with her family that aged her and Garrison just looks naturally super young that's what we're going with.#And don't get me wrong:#I do like the actresses and actors they casted they're great but sometimes I google the ages and I'm like oh you cannot be serious #But we've (more or less) figured it out #Rant over #writing #writing struggles #tmbs

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hadesknockedupintheunderworld · 8 months

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Sbsnsnnss this is such a random thought but I need you guys to understand that Classic Sonic is 2 separate guys to me at any point in time.

Like if we talk about any Sonic timeline stuff or Classic in his own games, okay yeah that's. That's younger Sonic. He's younger Sonic so he's shorter and rounder.

But for some reason if you stick Classic in the modern era or beside modern Sonic my brain is like "No, that’s the same guy. Same age. Just short"

Now, this train of thought is a prerequisite to understanding that during all of those sonic x shadow generations art posts that depict them in third wheel memes or in a "live classic reaction" my brain immediately goes "Okay, but what if they were a polycu–

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Huh? Sorry, what? What was I saying? ...Oh I remember. Don't know what that was. Anyways.

Classic/Modern/Shadow polycule

#sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #classic Sonic #sonadow #sonic x shadow generations #sonic generations #for the record I don't think it helps that before Sega removed all the ages we were supposed to believe that Classic Sonic and Modern Sonic #were both 15/16 #At any given point in time classic could be younger sonic to my brain or just some alternate universe version of the guy where he's short.#that's what the post is about #Also I'm not a coward. Methinks Sonic would try kissing another version of himself at least once #And the idea of Classic meeting Shadow and instantly wanting to fight him and just going 'Ohhhh I get it' in regards to why Modern and #Shadow have the unconventional relationship they would is funny to me

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penofwildfire · 5 months

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Absolutely loving everyone's DR character designs but the one thing that always gets me is that I cannot be convinced that ALL those kids are shorter than ALL those adults. You seriously want me to believe that Lloyd is significantly taller than Sora? Really? Yeah, not happening buddy.

#this is all /lh btw #make those sillies however tall you want #just keep in mind that a 15/16-year-old is gonna be at about their final height. they usually won't grow much more after that #so I feel like there should at least be some variation goin on #ninjago #dragons rising #ninjago dr #it's just this weird thing I've seen a lot lately where age is just kinda assumed to correlate to height #when in reality that's just. not really accurate.#I'm an adult and my 13-year-old brother is already taller than me

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cryoverlife · 6 days

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Guys i'm re-reading the Throne of fire and I think the wiki lied to us, cause Carter just said Walt was fourteen years old.