#(and the cuck chair)

[iizuumi]

Hsnr day!!!

[asraeas]

Assad Zaman as ARMAND Interview with the Vampire 2.03 'No Pain'

[louisblue02]

this room layout will never not stress me out that is not a bedroom that is a sensory deprivation tank how do you sleep comfortably in a bed like that??? it looks like a cinder block with fur on it I hate it sm

[bluenightfm]

if i was liu qingge i would lose my mind on the daily . bc no fucking way i would be able to wake up everyday knowing shen qingqiu can and will choose that overbearing whiny crybaby over me a hundred times over, not to mention that if somehow those two perverted idiots who live inside each other decided to call it quits, liu qingge STILL would lose to the married plain-looking an ding peak lord who likes to fantasize about tentacle plants. the War God of Bai Zhan Peak is losing at chess to two dogs

[terror-billie]

Romance meant broadly in whatever way you tend to enjoy shipping. Includes sex if you want and doesn't if you don't.

Be civil toward people with different preferences or else.

[mgu-h]

fp1 • mexico city gp 2024

[sergle]

I'd never seen The Bishop's Wife, which is christmas movie from the 40s, so I didn't know what it was about, and frankly I think it's CRAZYYYY that it is, in fact, about an angel that comes down to earth and puts this guy in the cuck chair while he seduces his wife. like he's doing his work and attending his meetings and dating his wife and spending time with his child and doing it all better than this bishop guy. like the premise is that he's an angel. so. he's Good. but he definitely did fuck this guy's (the bishop's) wife. and also it's understood that everyone else around him also wants him so bad. I'm going to be thinking about this for awhile. he's going to like. he wants to stay. he wants to fully yoink this guy's life. and then at the end of the movie, it swerves, and the bishop-- who has been blowing it severely-- makes some declaration of how much his wife means to him and that he needs her. just like a single line of dialogue. so the angel is like "ah, then I'll leave you alone. :) and neither of you will remember that I was here or that I'm the reason why your lives are fixed" and the end of the movie is like Wow, Their Marriage Is Saved, This Married Couple Is Happy Again, It's Fixed. HEY?

[retributory]

i'm willing to accept bingliushen into my heart but specifically the version that only exists in my mind where bingliu are doing absolutely criminal things to each other's holes while sqq sits in his cuck chair and runs an entire commentary on it while pointedly ignoring the category 9 boner situation in his pants

[haguenauisforlovers]

HAGUENAU IS FOR LOVERS

A Webgott Valentine’s Week Fan Event Feb. 12 - Feb 19, 2025

“Bastogne is for the battered bastards, Haguenau is for lovers. Haguenau is for Webgott.” - Tom Hanks, allegedly

We’re celebrating romance, workplace power trips, and Webgott. Ditch the dating apps, put on your unwashed, bloodstained ODs because you’re spending Valentine’s week in a mortar-pilled billet with Joe Liebgott and David Webster (cuck chair not included). The rest of Easy Company’s there too.

What is it?

A week-long Valentine’s Webgott fan event where you can create beautiful and sick things for every tiny interaction between the two in the land of lovers, depression facial hair, and night patrols: WWII Haguenau. ‘Haguenau is for Lovers 2025’ starts and ends on a Webgott Wednesday and will run from Feb. 12 - Feb 19, 2025. This fan event would like to thank this post by @randlemartin for being iconic, and for literally providing the title of it all.

Sound good, babe? Click ‘Keep Reading’ for rules, FAQs, and The Good Stuff.

EVENT DATES TO REMEMBER

Prompts poll open: Dec. 18, 2024

Prompts poll close: December 26, 2024 

Prompts reveal: Dec. 28, 2025

Fan event start: Feb 12, 2025

Fan event end: Feb 19, 2025

FIC SUBMISSION DATES TO REMEMBER

AO3 Collection open for Submissions: Feb 12, 2024

Fic collection reveal: Feb 14, 2024

Fic collection close: Feb. 18, 2024

*This page will begin reblogging posts with @haguenauisforlovers mentioned, and/or posts tagged with #haguenauisforlovers or #webgottvday on Feb. 12, 2025.

FAQs

Who can join and what can they contribute?

All those who are part of Webgott nation near and far. This event will be hosted primarily on Tumblr so to participate, you must have a Tumblr account. AO3 accounts are optional but highly encouraged, especially if participating authors prefer to lock their fics for AO3 users only. This fan event is open to: - Fics - AMVs and edits - Fan Art - Webweaves and Moodboards - GIFs - Playlists - Meme nonsense - Historical research, baby

RULES AND GUIDELINES

1. Main Relationship: Joe Liebgott/David Webster This is a Webgott event. That’s what it’s all about, baby.  2. Inclusion of other Ships: Ships apart from Webgott are welcome as background/implied (OC/Canon, Big Ships, Rare pairs). examples: Fic: Baberoe sharing an excruciatingly tender moment in the background while Joe and Web glare at each other in a gay way.  Text post/GIF sets: Other ships sharing Tender/Cute moments in Haguenau  vs. Joe and Web at each other’s neck at Haguenau 3. Tracking and Reblogging: This page will reblog posts with @haguenauisforlovers mentioned, and/or posts with tagged with #haguenauisforlovers or #webgottvday 4. AI-generated content is not allowed. Romance is created not generated. All Webgott works found here will be organic and free-range. RPF is honest work for real, beautiful, flesh-and-blood sickos. 5. [Fic Specific] Can we do AUs? AUs can be incorporated in, but fics should be set primarily in Haguenau. example: Post-war is allowed but they have to be reminiscing about Haguenau. Modern AU but they’re thrown into a time machine and land right smack behind enemy lines. You get what we mean. 6. Zero-tolerance Policy: Don’t be a dick actually. :) Please be civil and respectful toward one another. There is a zero tolerance policy for posts and/or comments that contain personal attacks or attempts at doxxing. Comments/posts promoting homophobia/racism/ableism or Nazi glorification will be removed. Similarly, there is also a zero tolerance policy for disrespecting characters, pairings, or kinks. This is a YKINMK (Your Kink Is Not My Kink) zone.

*Unironic Webster haters, please sit this one out. That's First and Second Platoon’s job. Cobb, Martin, and IRL Malarkey signed up twice.

Will there be prompts?

Yes! Voting for your favorite prompts starts on December 18, 2024 and will close on December 26, giving everyone a week to vote. Winning prompts will be announced on December 28, 2024 to give everyone a month and then some to create before the fan event opens.

Do I have to participate/create something for every day of the fan event?

Not at all! This is a: No Pressure Zone. Create and post for the event as much or as little as you want. On the same note, just engaging with the posts created by others or the page is already active participation with the fan event. 'Haguenau is for Lovers' just wants a fun week where we all hyperfixate on Webgott in love together (more than usual). Don’t feel the need to put something out everyday single day. <3

Why Haguenau?

Because it’s for LOVERS. Caress Band of Brothers episode 8 “The Last Patrol” in your hands and say a prayer to RPF. Anything can happen at the tailend of war, but especially falling in love. Get as snug as a bug, and let your Webgott imagination roam wild and free in war-torn Haguenau. But on a more serious note, Easy Company was stationed there during Valentine’s Day 1945. Historical accuracy, our collective beloved.

Any more questions?

The inbox is open! All questions will be answered as promptly as possible. If you’re submitting through anon, you can track your answered questions through the ASK TAG.

CREDITS: Huge thank you to previous HBO War events for providing templates and guidelines for this event. The logistics, rules, and etc. took notes and were guided by hbowar fandom giants hbowarkinkmeme -> kingcleven on dreamwidth, @sledgefuweek @luztoyeweek @heavyartillery @hbowardaily @hboww2rewatch (this is not pressure to reblog, just genuinely thankful for being guided by the events you’ve all already created!!)

[lyriumrain]

do I need to give you two a moment to suck each other off or something

[bootlegwatermelon]

New challenge, explain the whole punkintyre feud to your non wrestling fan friend

[girliism]

thinking about tashi coaching reader who’s never played tennis before… r gets good enough to win a challenger, and tashi finger fucks her all night, even giving art a turn

i wanna be tashi’s good girl ☹️

don’t we all 🙂‍↕️

even after art retired tashi still wasn’t ready to give up tennis. meeting tashi was a stroke of luck. you just wanted to pick up a new sport when you saw her hanging out around the tennis courts at the country club you go to. “you’re tashi donaldson.” you explain to her how you recently got into tennis and how you’ve been looking for a coach. tashi surprisingly gives you her card to call her.

tennis becomes your whole life after that. waking up at four am to drive over to the donaldson house where art greets you at the door leading you to the tennis court in the back.

you spend the next four hours on the court only fueled by protein shakes and the praises tashi yells at you when you score better than art.

“she’s gotten really good. hasn’t she honey.” art’s seated on the other side of the couch massaging your feet. you’ve become pretty close to the donaldson’s since meeting them. lingering touches on your lower back and pet names here and there weren’t out of the norm with them.

tashi walked up behind where you were sitting and started petting at your head. “she has. which is why i signed her up for a challenger next weekend.” “what? i’m not ready for challenger.” you’re darting your nervous eyes between them. “don’t wanna embarrass you guys.” “you could never embarrass us.” art strokes your leg to comfort you. you look up at tashi and she nods and smiles in agreement.

the whole week tashi works the hell out of you. it’s tennis and strict diets 24/7. before you know it it’s time for the challenger.

you’re sitting in the break room chewing anxiously on a piece of gum tashi’s telling you about your opponent. “she’s got nothing on you. you’ll practically be playing against a child.” someone knocks on the door signaling it’s time to good. “go out there and win ok.” you spit the gum in your mouth out in tashi’s hand. “ok.”

you don’t know how you do it but you win your first challenger with ease. instead of going back to hotel to relax you spend the next few hours being interviewed. everyone wanting to know the new prodigy tashi’s working with.

finally back at the hotel room tashi sits at the head of the bed rewatching your match. “here come sit next to me.” tashi pats the spot on next to her on the bed. you crawl up next to her bumping knees from how close you’re sitting.

“you did so good today. i’m very proud of you.” her fingers are tracing light touches on your inner thigh. you look over to art who’s fixing himself a drink before taking a seat in the chair in front of the bed. “i think she deserves her reward.” art says

you try to subtly squeeze your thighs together. tashi takes notice of this and brings fingers up to the waistband of your shorts pulling at them. “only if she wants it.” “want it yes i want.” the both of them laugh at your eagerness only making you panties more soaked.

tashi brings her hand to your cheek and smashes her lips onto yours. taking immediate lead of the kiss tashi slips her tongue into your mouth. you can hear arts breath get heavier. “let’s take this off hm.” raising arms up to let tashi take off your shirt. bare nipples harden from how horny you are.

the stares you get from art and tashi has you covering your chest. “aw, she’s nervous.” art coos and tashi starts pulling down shorts and underwear revealing how wet you are. “she just needs to relax.” the kisses they are being laid on your neck has you sighing as your legs fall open.

“please touch me please” you whine hips bucking up. tashi’s fingers slips down to your pussy pulling your lips open and tracing up to your clit rubbing circles. “oh, fuck” you moan and your eyes fall closed when tashi finally push into you pumping in and out.

“you’re so wet for me. soaking my fingers.” she warps her arms around your middle pulling your back against her chest to lay on her. “faster please.” tashi curls her fingers and pumps them in and out of you at a faster pace. thumb rubbing into your clit when she slips in a third finger. your loud moans and whines music to art a tashi’s ears.

“always such good manners. such a good girl isn’t she a good girl art.” your stomach tenses and your grip the sheets below you hard. tashi is laying kisses on the side of your face sucking and biting at your earlobe. “so good” arts praises mixing perfectly with tashi’s.

you don’t know when but art joins the two of you on the bed. tashi’s fingers slipping out so art’s can replace them. the three fingers that were just in your pussy are pushed into your mouth. you suck eagerly at tashi’s fingers locking eyes with her. “god you’re perfect.”

wet with your spit tashi takes her fingers from you mouth down to your clit massaging the swollen bundle of nerves while art fucks his fingers into you fast and hard.

“cumming oh fuck i’m gonna cum.” you cry out. back arching up legs closing before they’re yanked back open. “cum for us.” the two of them say in unison.

you cum hard loud gasps and scream fall from your lips as the movement on your pussy slow down. both of them suck their fingers clean. laying you flat on your back two pairs of hands stroking your body as you calm down. “good job.” tashi whispers petting your cheek. “keep winning and you’ll get more than our fingers.” you nod still out of it from your orgasm.

you lay next to tashi kissing her here and there while art takes care of her with his mouth. eyes slipping closed you thank her for giving taking you in and giving you a chance.

you continue to win the whole challenger getting rewarded with arts cock and tashi’s cunt on your mouth at the same time.

part two

[daytimesleeper]

The craziest way to introduce Devils minion i feel like would be to have a really tight shot of just Lbf’s face, he’s having sex with someone but it’s dark and super ambiguous who he’s actually doing it with and then the camera changes to a sort of pov of him as he looks up and from the corner of the room in the shadows we see a pair of glowing orange eyes. hard cut to daniel waking up like in season 1 after the first SF flashback and he’s just like what the fuck??

[sunforgrace]

dean defending cas to sam going he’s having a hard time he needs a win while fixing up cas’ beat to hell pick up truck (that had cas googling how to fix truck because he doesn’t know anything about cars dean twirls hair) because kelly and cas are going for a hashtag JOYRIDE in baby. this is a sort of car cuckery i think

[girlsdads]

lando hiding out in the bathroom on airmax while max & daniel fucked nasty the entire flight to singapore

[jaymang0]

"Oh! oh!- That's the part we couldn't figure out!!" // ... 📝

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