#(also mentioned)

[monstergirls-and-men]

"You aren't even that good of a duo..."

Me and Bro's honest reaction ^

Fuck it, headcannon posting. BLU Scout and RED Sniper fuck with eachother so hard (they met at the payphone while trying to call their moms). Name a better pair of dudes who can and will kill someone before calling home to check on their family ♡

[blog-moved-lol]

Wowzers

I decided to draw Wolverine because I spent several hours today reading over his Fandom Wiki. It was a lot lmao

Anywho, I incorporated some of what I learned into the first drawing in the form of very poorly written notes. Not too shabby :3

I'll probably read about either Deadpool or Nightcrawler next.

[skyblueartt]

Have this goofy doodle page of silly Willy at 4am bc I could NOT sleep last night !!!!

[royalarchivist]

[After a chatter asks what other Latam countries Phil and Kristin plan on visiting]

Phil: I guess... I dunno actually, I dunno. It's really just like, Mexico. It's really just Mexico that's on the list now. Maybe like, Cancún– Mexico Cancún, and then Mexico City? Maybe? I'm not sure yet, not sure.

Phil: If we do go to Mexico, and we don't go and visit Quackity, he will be very mad at us [Laughs]. So I don't want– don't want that– don't want to make– don't want to make him sad. Don't want to make him sad, you know? So we probably will go to Mexico City at some point. Maybe like, at the end of the trip? Like, we go to Cancún and and we go– [He motions with his finger] –to Mexico City?

[slimewashingau]

another ask yay

Overall? They think crashing here in general.

Individually?

"I mistook a gilded ginger for a regular ginger.. it didn't taste good.."

"I nearly got eaten alive by a tabby largo. :("

"...passed out from the smell of kokadoba."

"I've never done anything embarrassing."

"Jimmy."

"..I got my ass beat by a fire slime."

"Mochi calling me burnt fry in general is stupid <:/"

"Oh also I totally saw them get chased by feral hunter largos" -bea

"YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T MENTION THAT!!"

[spookymystery67]

I Wish I Could Walk In Heels

AN: Hello, everyone! Hope you're all doing well. I'm sorry for taking forever to update. There was moving and chaos and continued chaos that I will not be getting into, but I just wanted to thank everyone for their patience and support. It really means a lot to me that people actually enjoy my writing and my story.

With that being said, I hope this chapter is okay. I was having a hard time with it. For some reason when I'm writing it just feels like the words are so repetitive and boring. Hoping that isn't the case. Also, forgive me for any mistakes there may be. At some point when this story is all done I plan to edit things I may have missed going through the first time around. Enjoy!

Ps, my wifi kind of sucks so I couldn't view the gif I picked very well. Hope it's okay for all of you.

-Los Illuminados, 2004-

Chapter 21:

The relief you felt when you finally saw Ada as she hurried through the church gate was immense. The villagers had been circling the area, and were a little too close for your liking. You had, luckily, managed to keep yourself hidden.

“Ada!” You whisper-yelled, gaining her attention without the other villagers noticing. As she locked eyes with you, it was clear to you that you both were equally relieved to see each other.

“Y/n! Are you alright?” She studied your figure in search of any obvious injuries. Finding just slight scratches, she seemed satisfied enough with your current state.

“I'm fine. But I have some bad news.” A particularly loud shout from a villager nearby spooked you and made you walk further away, dragging Ada along by her arm.

“Relax, dear. I took some of the ones surrounding the area down. Only a few stragglers here and there, but they won't be any match for us.” She said calmly. It helped soothe your nerves for a moment, until you remembered the bad news you were trying to share. 

“What happened?” Ada asked. “What's the bad news? I assume it has something to do with Luis, considering he isn't here with us right now.” 

You sighed in defeat. “You're right. It is about Luis. He got jumped by the villagers just after I got here. I wanted to help, but there were just too many for me to even attempt to take down. He told me to wait for you to get here before we go after him. I'm sorry, Ada.”

She gently placed a hand on one of your own and squeezed it reassuringly. “Don't apologize. I don't blame you. I believe you when you say there were too many. I found out from Wesker that the heightened activity is likely due to the president's daughter being in town.” She explained. Your eyes widened.

“The president's daughter? They kidnapped her?” 

Ada nodded in confirmation. “They did. And not only that. We have a friend who happens to be in Los Iluminados as well.”

A friend? Confused, you asked her, “Who?”

“You don't want to guess?” She sarcastically responded. The playful attitude and the smirk upon her face would be endearing and entertaining, if you weren't so crunched for time.

“I doubt we have time for that.”

“Not like we have many friends, dear.”

You shrugged with a nod. “Good point. Has to be…” you rack your brain, going through all your danger prone friends. Could be Jill. But you highly doubted that. Last you heard from her, she was on a mission with Chris Redfield. That was only a couple of weeks ago. Claire? You didn't think so either. It's been awhile since you've kept tabs on her, but you couldn't think of any reason on why she would be here.

“Leon?” You guessed.

“Ding ding ding, we have a winner. First guess too. I'm impressed.” 

You hadn't seen Leon Kennedy since after Raccoon City, when you both had gone your own ways after he decided to risk asking the military for help. Since then, you and Ada had heard things about him here and there. How he now worked for the government as a sort of super soldier. Given his prior experience with his police training and the infected in the city, they decided he would be a valuable asset. Someone they just couldn't part with. 

This was all supposed to be top secret, but your girlfriend is Ada Wong. She could get whatever information she wanted.

“He must be here for the President's daughter.” 

“My thoughts exactly. I'm actually glad he is here. His presence provided a nice distraction to keep the townsfolk occupied while I made my way to the church.” She explained. Those gunshots must have been his then. Never the subtle one.

Speaking of gunshots. You and Ada both startled when you heard them once again, only this time the sound was closer.

Ada grabbed a hold of your waist with one arm and used the other to aim with her grappling hook. She hooked it to the church steeple and then you were both zipped up, landing on your feet with practiced precision.

She put away the grappling hook as the gunshots continued. “Sounds like he could use a little help.” Ada said, quickly jumping down to grab the rope to the church bell. You followed shortly after her and covered your ears in preparation of the noise.

Ada pulled the rope once and let it ring. Both of you watched as the townspeople made their way to the inside of the church. They acted as if they were in a trance. Or moths to a flame. From where you stood, Leon was just as confused by their behavior as you and Ada were.

“That's weird. How did you know that would happen?” You wondered.

Your girlfriend shrugged, “I didn't. I just figured the sudden noise would confuse them, giving him enough of a distraction to get out of there. Worked better than I thought it would.” She finished with a smirk. More of a confused, yet proud, smirk rather than amused. 

With all the villagers inside, you and Ada both went to return to the mission at hand. Just before you were fully out of earshot, you heard a comment that amused you greatly.

“Where did everyone go? Bingo?” Leon snarked.

You were so unprepared for it.

“HA!” The sudden cackle that lame comment got out of you was far too loud for your comfort. And Ada's, judging by her reaction. She covered your mouth with her hand to muffle the sound, giving you a stern glare. But her lips, too, twitched with amusement.

You watched as Leon looked around for the source of the noise, but quickly moved on after having no luck.

“Don't worry, Leon. First time's free.” Ada muttered. She removed her hand from your face after she deemed it safe enough to do so. “You could have blown our cover with your unworldly cackle, my love.” 

You huffed another quiet laugh. “Sorry. I just wasn't expecting it. I usually expect comments like that from you.” 

Your response to her gentle, and clearly not too serious, chastising made her smile as she grabbed a hold of your waist once more and zipped you both back down to the ground. She continued the conversation once you've both landed.

“As if you don't tend to also make inappropriately timed jokes during stressful situations. I admit, I am a little jealous that he got such a reaction out of you. Should I be worried?”

Her hand gently brushed some of your hair away from your face, before dropping it back down to her side. You blushed, shaking your head and snorting at her joke. 

She grinned again. “Clearly I shouldn't be. I doubt he could get such an adorable blush and a snort from you.”

Your blush deepened and you sighed. “Stop it.” 

“Why? I practically live for your reactions. Don't know how I ever survived all those years without your little huffs and sighs.” Her grin turned mischievous, knowing damn well what her flirty tone and words implied. 

And knowing that your blush will not go away because of it.

Evil. Ada Wong is beyond evil.

A sudden ring from the radio in Ada's possession interrupted your, admittedly, completely off track conversation. Ada frowned and answered the call.

“We just lost Luis's signal somewhere in the vicinity of the forest. Expect the worst.” 

You hear Wesker drawl, frowning at the implication. You hope Luis isn't dead. Your guilt at getting distracted just a few moments ago worsened at the thought. Now wasn't the time to play around.

“That's near Méndez, isn't it? He has a house there. Could be worth taking a look.” Ada suggested. You nodded in agreement when her eyes met yours in a silent question.

“Do it. I'll see what I can find from my end.” With that, Wesker hung up the call. Ada put the radio away with a sigh.

“Should have known this entire mission would be trouble. We should get going.”

“Agreed.” 

With that, you two went on with your mission, away from the church.

—

Clemente's Appeal

Master,

If you pay it some thought, it is unusual that Isidro let me go.

Ever since that beast in the black robe struck me with something, I have been feeling strange. I have started seeing things, having visions. The sky itself looks like that of another world. 

And then, that thing comes. Only now there are many. Hundreds.

Master, I beg you! Please! Is there a way to escape this horror?

“Find anything interesting?” The sudden voice broke your concentration. You jumped, startled, looking up from the letter in your hands to Ada. She was taking anything of interest or value from the room you were in. 

The room itself was creeping you out. The light fog on the floor, along with the candles and human skulls set almost casually in crates and tables, made you feel on edge. Or maybe it was just this village in general making you feel so on edge.

“A note about a beast in a black robe. I was thinking it might be the one that attacked us back at the castle.”

You paused, remembering the moment Ada covered you from the exploding substance that had, in turn, hit her. Just a couple drops, but enough to worry you after what the letter said. “You aren't seeing things, are you?”

“Seeing things?”

“You know, seeing things that aren't there. The note mentioned seeing multiple of the same beast in the black robe. And a weird sky. Did you see anything like that?” You asked, handing the note over for her to read.

She paused, avoiding eye contact with you as she took her sweet time reading the note you'd found. She can read much faster than that. Already you knew something was up.

Looking back at you, though still avoiding eye contact, she shook her head and smiled. That smile would fool anyone else into thinking everything was fine, but it didn't fool you.

“No. Haven't seen anything like that.” Her tone was off. Only slightly higher than usual. 

She's hiding something.

“You're lying, Ada.” She sighed in defeat, knowing there would be no convincing you otherwise. “Tell me, what happened?”

“Truthfully… I don't know. After you left is when the visions happened. My surroundings became distorted and that black robed thing multiplied in the middle of the fight before it disappeared.”

“So you didn't kill it?” 

“No. It left before I could.” Ada clarified.

“And have you seen anything weird since the fight?”

“Define weird? We're only completely surrounded by it.” She joked weakly, attempting in vain to lighten mood.

You frowned in disbelief. “Stop it. You know I don't joke when it comes to your wellbeing. Have you seen any visions of the creature since the fight?”

“No, I haven't.” She shook her head. “You know, it could have just been a one off thing.”

“Possibly.” You tiredly responded. You softened when Ada placed her hand on your shoulder, attempting to bring some sort of comfort. “Just tell me if you have any more visions.” 

“Yes ma'am.” You shoved her arm in response to her sarcastic salute. She smirked and put the letter away with her other belongings.

—

Ada eventually led you both out to the empty town center, where there appeared to be the charred remains of a man that was quite recently burnt at the stake. The sight gave you pause. 

“So, they're just burning people alive now? Is this a sacrificial offering to the Plaga or something?” You wondered out loud, not expecting an answer. Though, you still turned to face Ada when you didn't hear any comment from her. 

She was looking around frantically, a slight look of fear on her, normally stoic, face.

“Ada? Are you al-” Your question was interrupted by her gripping her head in pain, stumbling in place. You immediately bolted to her and held her steady by the arms. 

All too suddenly, she pushed you away and did a roundhouse kick to the air, as if something was behind her. She backed away in confusion when she realized nothing was there. “How…?”

“Ada. You're seeing it, aren't you? It's here.” You looked for it, turning around and making eye contact with the giant insectoid in the black robe behind you. 

“Help me out, dear, and point me to the real one.” Ada gasped, taking her gun out, ready to destroy the creature that was messing with her head.

So, with a shotgun in hand, that is exactly what you did. You did your best to help Ada differentiate between the visions and the real deal while simultaneously avoiding the attacks it sent your way. Especially avoiding any mysterious goo it attempted to shoot your way. You both didn't need to be seeing multiple.

Finally, your teamwork weakened the beast enough for one of you to take the shot. The subtle fury on Ada's features made you allow her to do the honors. Pistol in hand, she took the shot…

And missed. How did she miss it? Ada Wong doesn't miss. Your concern grew when she dropped the gun and stumbled once more, clutching her head in pain. 

Angry, you aimed the shotgun at the creature. You didn't even get the chance to pull the trigger before it slapped you with its enlarged claw, knocking you away from it. Your head ached as you crashed it with a painful slam to the ground, right next to the charred human remains. 

You groaned, blinking rapidly to clear your vision and watching as the black robed creature made its escape. Forcing yourself to your feet, you quickly ran over to check on Ada.

She picked up her dropped pistol with confusion clouding her features. And, though she would never admit it, you could tell she was scared. 

“What is wrong with me?” She muttered. She glanced up once she noticed your presence, backing a few paces away from you when you attempted to comfort her. “Stop. Keep some distance.”

That reaction from Ada surprised you. “Ada-”

“I don't want to hurt you.” She firmly stated. “Clearly I'm not in full control of myself. That thing stopped me from killing it somehow.”

You hummed, understanding her worries, but not wanting her to distance herself from you either. “I guess it does more than just show you things. But it's gone for now, Ada. You don't have to worry about hurting me.” 

Slowly, as to not make her back away, you walked forward and grabbed her hand that wasn't holding the pistol. Nothing bad happened. You held her hand in a tighter hold. “See? Nothing. You don't have to worry so much. We'll figure this out together, okay?”

She nodded. “We will. But first, we find Luis.”

[onenicebugperday]

@jenisis submitted: I rescued some hornworms from my sister's tomato plants and two of them recently eclosed! Here's one of the beautiful moths, I released this one a few hours after their wings expanded.

One of them unfortunately had some deformities and couldn't get their abdomen out of their chrysalis, and by the time I realized something was wrong their wings had already hardened while shriveled. I kept them in a special disabled-friendly container so they could at least spend the rest of their life comfortably. They passed away last night warm and with their belly full of sugar water. I was wondering if there was anything I could've done if I'd caught it earlier? I have two remaining pupa that are due any day now, and I want to give them the best chance.

I'm glad this one was safely released and the other was still able to live a nice happy moth life despite their disability! Humidity is especially important for safe eclosion as well as something for them to climb up onto immediately so their wings can hang naturally to expand. I use damp coconut fiber bedding for them to pupate in and mist it daily to keep humidity up. If they ever appear to be partially stuck in their pupal case and can't remove it themselves within fifteen minutes or so, you can try to help them by GENTLY so gently pulling it away from them. You don't want to force it as you can remove limbs or damage wings accidentally. One of mine last year had a partially stuck proboscis and I was able to gently pull the pupal case off. Sometimes, though, there are just eclosion mishaps and it can't be helped!

[starburr]

I'm probably projecting once again but, S1 Sashanne reminds me more of idw2 megop, while S3 Sashanne is just earthspark megop. Idk if this'll make sense to you I hope it does.

[max-lol-help]

HC OF GLISTEN OMG

Yeah so, as the btch i am and how i LOVE making my fav character suffer :3 heres the headcanon- Y'all know abt the letter of his room, and his description of him overworking himself in the wiki. Yes YES angst i love it. But heres the headcanons based on wtv is going on: 1- Glisten kinda uses make up to cover some eyebags, by overworking himself at nights trying to practice the reflection trick (ik hes a mirror and that won't kinda work much but i just thinked it would be cool) 2- He haves a secret diary where he puts all his real emotions there. 3- He have nightmares of being alone (poor pookie 💔) idk guys make ur ideas of the nightmares- 4- The only person who knows abt the overworking and some insecurity of him not being perfect is Rodger (Actually canon), but maybe Razzle & Dazzle and/or Boxten gets to know this eventually- 5- Since is a desing wich that comes from dhis originally, i think he maybe have some traumatic experience in some part of his live idk? (not sure abt this one) Anyway thats all ig, this is literally my first post sooo boing :3 and im sorry if my english is not perfect pls correct me if im wrong 💔

[lvox2nitel]

How’s the Vees doing?

Quite well. Vel is preparing for a fashion show, and Val luckily isn’t throwing a tantrum today (as of yet)

(The tumblr gif quality is so bad)

[goshdangronpa]

Remember when I asked yall for the weirdest Danganronpa rarepair? Well ... with only two minutes left in the holiday, April Fools! Here's something no one asked for! (Besides @krazykaos924, who I believe recommended the ship I ultimately picked)

Do you think we'd find each other in every universe? - goshdangronpa - Dangan Ronpa Series [Archive of Our Own]

My latest fanfic is a one-shot focusing on that much beloved ship, Teruteru Hanamura and Tenko Chabashira. Watch a peaceful night in the happy couple's life get livened up as they discuss an important question: "Do you think we … make sense together?” I hope you enjoy this ... practical joke? Earnest tribute? Whatever you make of it!

[parttimepunner]

I thought the sponsored post was part of the reblog for a second.

[cornix-the-void-crow]

What would Alastor's tail even be in bc&br? Normal deer tail? It's very important for flight so deer tail would be too small. Bird tail? Proportionally it has to be longer than his legs for it to do its job, so it would be ginormous. Tail that is similar to Husk? Can work with length but it's so thin and feather tuft on the end is a bit too small to steer in similar way birds do.

On the flipside, long tail for Alastor means that he and Husk can twist their tails around eachother, which would be really cute?

[storyglutton]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne, Batfamily & kent family Characters: Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, Mentioned Batfamily Members, Martha Kent Additional Tags: Stargazing, Re-upload, Fluff, Comfort No Hurt Series: Part 8 of 'tis the season Summary:

“You know,” Clark started, his voice distantly wistful even as Bruce tried to wriggle into a more comfortable position, “The stars are really pretty from a bit higher up.” He looked sheepishly down at his partner.

“Would you like to see it?”

[auroramoon-draws16]

Circling back to my Crossover Bar AU

Because I’m just like that

I rewatched the Underverse series and other undertale au comic dubs, and I can’t help but think about how the bar is an outlier of the multiverse and that would definitely catch the attention of multiversal beings, right?

Just- any being, anywhere, who know and can travel between universes just randomly stumbles upon this weird ass bar. While yes that’s mainly god-level beings, sorcerers, and eldritch creatures, there are certain tech savvy mortals who can do it too. Cough cough, spider-people, cough.

They’re so confused, but intrigued. Come on in, we got alcohol and bad ideas! And Game night; We’re playing Cards Against Humanity!!

Idk, I think that’s fun.

As for more lore shit for my AU:

It’s semi-sentient, and responds only to the Host, the bartender, the one and only: Desmond Miles.

The Crossover Bar is his domain, you can’t do shit without his express permission, bitches can’t even die!

Yeah, that one happened by mistake, how was Desmond supposed to know one of the kids were gonna yoink a lightsaber from a visiting jedi? Shit happens, man. That’s why there’s a no stealing rule in the first place. But thankfully, Desmond figured out he can just say “uh, no, stop that” and literally bonk a bitch back to life.

Lmao

[slimewashingau]

"a tar amongst slimes" (slimewashing post!)

a conversation between Thora west and curly!

"..oh, hello miss west."

"Sup, burnt fry."

"..."

"Hah, oh come on! It's a joke! *haha, sigh* so.. we got caught up about what happened on that ship thanks to your friend, the one with the black hair?"

"..anya. ...God, I- I was just trying to help! I really was.."

"..let me put this in a way you might get.

Say there are 4 slimes around. For visualization, I'll say phosphor, tangle, honey and hunter slime.

See, there's also a tar amongst those four, but it used to be a really good friend of that tangle slime, so it wants to keep the tarr around.

Now say that tar ends up hurting another slime. The tangle wants to remain neutral though. Is the tangle in the right?"

"..no, it isnt.."

"Exactly. Here, you're that tangle slime. Jimmy is the tar. When you take no side in a situation like this, you t ake the abuser's. I get you wanna help, but you can't always see the bigger picture. You'll miss that piece of rot or that pesky glitch slime as Victor would say that way."

"I see... ..wow, I'm. Really bad, aren't i."

"I wouldn't say that. You're human, and humans make mistakes. You're recognizing you made one. Are you going to work on fixing it?"

"..yea- yea of course"

"Then you're already better than most of earth."

"I just don't know how I'm gonna.."

"..you can't do everything at once. Just remember this.

Keep your chin up,

Remember how ya got here,

And always look forwards.

And know that we're all here to help ya, curly."

"....thank you, miss west. I should.. go properly apologize to anya.."

"No problem! And yea- I'd do that. Just remember what I said, alright? I might be an old hag but I know what I'm talking about."

"Heh, yes ma'am!"

"Atta boy. Have a good day, curly."

"You too."