Honestly the idea of magical advisor Merlin is so fucking funny.
Like, you go that man, who used to be the king manservant (still kinda is) which is already a powerful position on its own but like…Now you know that the dude sitting there is like a whole army in one place. Your political power ? Worthless.
The power that your land give you by yielding a lot of food ? Useless
You got that man sitting next to you who not only have the ear of the king but is also like a whole ass kingdom in powerscale by himself. He is running late for every meeting because he had to ‘catch up with some things’, bickering with the king 24/7, throwing random background info about things that are ACTUALLY a big deal (‘oh, that place feel lively’ = hey we are in the middle of an atmospheric river of magic, it can either explode or give us nice dream <3).
Before you had to deal with an unhinged favorite-servant of the king now you have to grasp the fact that your king may actually be the favorite out of their deal.
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Where there’s a hole…
Lazy mornings at elfsong tavern…
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he's just sleeping... i am strongly not normal about oli's origin story in empires 2, in every possible way.
alt versions under the cut!
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'I have sex with you a lot in my mind.'
But it's Regulus Black about James Potter before they got together.
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HC that Noel is like. Eerily flexible.
LiKe he could do this
The others find it creepy (maybe not Mischa or Ricky)
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one thing about Duncan is he loves a bitch who will actually just kill him
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Science-themed Mermay Day 1: Symbiotic!
Pistol Shrimp + Yellow Watchman Goby
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Sexism in gaming will only truly be defeated when medival fantasies give you the option to wear a gown to the formal ball mission and not the blandest surcoat and breeches combo available.
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