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Jason being brought back to life and deciding āfuck it we ballā so he enrolls himself in medical school: a fabulous concept, very well done
Jason being brought back to life and deciding āfuck it we ballā so he enrolls himself in medical school then proceeds to become besties with Harley, ex physiatrist who survived medical school, also hates the joker, and is very down to help Jason any way she can because goddamnit sheās done this before: a concept I propose
#They meet up for tea weekly#(They just shit talk the joker)#Itās great fun#Jason graduates top of the class with honours#text post#jason todd#batman#red hood#harley quinn
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Aang gets a lot of hate for not giving up on Katara in The Guru. While I don't like the fact that they never had a plotline dedicated to the concept of love and attachment not being the same thing, I love Aang as a male protagonist for that reason.
The hero sacrificing his family, friends, lovers, children is a trope as old as time. You find it in Indian mythology, Chinese mythology, Greek mythology. It's what leads to the fridged woman trope, the noir detectiveās dead wife, Batman's āgood soldierā in modern day pop culture.
You'd also notice how it's a singularly male hero trope. The female hero, rare as she is, never even gets put into a position where she has to choose between her loved onesā safety and the greater good. Almost as if subconsciously the writers can't fathom a woman choosing to sacrifice her family, no, when it's a woman her most important duty suddenly is about others.
Aang, in his quest to be a hero, didn't let go of the girl he loved. And when he did he did it for her safety and was narratively punished because of it. And if it means the end of world, well, what's it to a woman's love?
Except we also see how Aang takes his responsibility seriously too!āor he'd just have stood his ground on not killing Ozai and not have done any energy bending. I don't care it was a deux ex machina. I'm just glad to have a hero who didn't think his morals were more important than actual breathing people (cough, Batman, cough).
Why is it that a villain is considered a good lover because he won't sacrifice you for the world, but the moment the hero does it, it's a bad thing?
If you're going to say āit's because a he's a hero,ā well then, being a hero then equals being a man who only sees the world through his man eyes. Where the narrative makes everyone else's pain his man pain while stripping the same characters of their right to have their pain acknowledged.
#if you're going to shit at me for āso what batman should take away jokerās bending? lolā maybe you should go back to grade school#im talking about conscious writing choices made by people#the writers of atla took care that aang wasn't that kind of hero#aang#atla#pro aang#media#anti bruce wayne#i will feed him into an incinerator with considerable relish#i just felt like word vomiting
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alright hold on hold on hold on we're doing 3am gender thinking again
so the initial idea of my views on gender that occurred to me at 5am last time in what was probably a manic episode is fuck gender I can't fit the boxes expected of me so I'll dismantle the whole system and do my own thing
so problem is I can't do that, I can't dismantle the whole system and go my own way because I am entirely dependent on the sex and gender systems we have in place and how other people view sex and gender
additionally the idea that gender itself is the outdated stereotypical system is flawed, gender is the way a person feels and we've made categories and boxes to describe incredibly complex feelings
the problem is the more specific a gender gets, the smaller that box gets, the more people are excluded from that box so the solution is another box that fits better or make their own like with neogenders
the solution is a line of gender boxes like hermit crabs...
the fun part about thinking of gender and stuff is that I personally believe that every single person on earth experiences gender and life differently from every other person, even if only slightly
so theoretically if every person on earth were to describe their gender outlook and gender experiences and form a gender identity from that, then there could theoretically be 8 billion god damn genders
the solution is more genders
the solution is running Doom (1993) on my fucking gender
#does any of this make sense? no#do i give a fuck?#also no#go fuck yourself#society in it's entirety is all smoke and mirrors and we're all puppets on strings with masks that we switch out depending on the audience#WE LIVE IN A FUCKING SOCIETY IS THE POINT OF THIS POST I GUESS#FUCK#I JOKERED MYSELF#MY GENDER IS JOKER I FUCKING GUESS#this sucks i just wanna take hrt#oh yeah i didn't talk abt this the actual point of this post was me having the thought that I should lie to my therapist#when i get one and say I'm just trans in order to get hrt and surgery and shit#cause it'll be easier than explaining that I think there's feasibly 8 billion genders#and I'm none of them but I have to be one because we need a way to describe that shit#schrodinger's gender lookin ass
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alright i was already intrigued by the premise of knight terrors: the joker but i'm SO fucking hyped now you're telling me rosenberg is elaborating on the divorce arc??? also dark workplace comedy is exactly where i hoped they'd go with this
#scared to get my hopes up bc rosenberg hasn't done much with the batman/joker dynamic so idk his take on it#i think he has a solid understanding of joker as a character#and i'm beyond thrilled at the possibility that they're not just ignoring endgame and joker war and all that shit#joker trying to do his own thing and be his own person without batman is the logical next step#and i'm glad rosenberg managed to salvage something out of the raging dumpster fire that was tynion's take on joker#also mildly concerned about where this might go bc personally i like it when joker has no identity or purpose outside of batman#to me that's what defines joker. his lack of a stable identity and willingness to change to be what he thinks batman needs him to be#and idk if rosenberg is talking about in the nightmare or irl but my assumption is the nightmare will be reflected in the main narrative#rosenberg is also like. genuinely funny. to me at least. so i'm excited. just a bit nervous for what this might mean for the batman/joker#dynamic moving forward. idk#uhhh#batjokes#joker#knight terrors: the joker
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Iāve said it before but whoeverās running @the-muppet-joker is a fucking comedic genius. I fucking lose it at every post of theirs I see
#the muppet joker#holy shit theyāre so funny#the lore is so insane#and the way they talk is just#so fucking funny holy shit#original
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Sorry to be posting twice in one day but now I wanna talk about Sybil's last line of dialogue at the end of Wallaru. Bro says "The Spiral will always need its Scion." In terms of new villains always arising, new worlds to explore, etc.
Now of course in the real world this means something totally different than in narrative; for us it means yay Wizard101 will continue and it's not ending and shit and thats good!!! But in universe, I believe that fact would have brought different feelings. Like sadness. Or anger. Or maybe just numbness.
Like if you think about it. The implications. The Wizard will never, CAN never rest. It's an ongoing, neverending thing of always being needed. It's You and ONLY You. There will never NOT be evil. If not GF Spider, then the Schism. If not the Schism, then the Old One. If not the Old One, then someone else. Someone or Something will always come up as a Threat that only the Scion (for some reason. Gods exists here) is expected and able to defeat. When Sybil said that I was legit terrified because gotdamn I can't retire???? I will Always be The Legend who Always saves the day???
Like even setting aside the social consequences of this (the whole people suspecting us/fearing us Thing) imagine what that does to your emotional and mental health. Fuck even physical health. Going through all that strenuous trauma and exercise and magical ordeals and shit???? The pressure of knowing it's the universe at stake, not just you or the world? I actually would have died just in arc 2 personally how the fuck are we supposed to carry this. For the REST. OF OUR LIVES. FOR HOWEVER LONG WE LIVE
āØ Anyways here's hoping the Schism Soldier is arc 5's new big baddie haha #enemiestolovers101 šāļøššš
#im not good with words ir explaining things but i still wanted to talk about That. what sybil said#thats fucking rough man. thats fucking rough#ALWAYS???? the spiral will ALWAYS need its scion??? the fuck you mean. whats this ALWAYS business#mr krabs voice: whats this WE stuff!?#i just need a picture of malorn and the wizard getting drunk as fuck on a tuesday together looking beaten and bitter. beaten and bitter.#idk if the wizard is like quasi-immortal now or what. how long do we live actually#are we like gonna outlive dyvim. mellori and the bat??? will we be alive for centuries and STILL defending the spiral??? hello??????????????#so like what happens if and when. we die. is the universe just fucked then?#what is the point of the council of light. gf spider and gm raven. BARTLEBY. if none of them do shit#they could literally do anything they wanted to but its US that has to be superman. okay#id actually go crazy i would actually just Become the joker guys. guys i would fucking lose it#wizard101#w101#wiz101#text posts#wallaru spoilers#wizard101 spoilers#can you guys tell i just want the soldier to come back
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As a non sonadow shipper, congrats on becoming canon guys! š¤ thatās actually really cool, Iām sure you guys are having a field day with it!
#i really hope I donāt sound too salty#itās a server I joined today so Iām trying not to be too weird by talking about ships too intensely lmao#and it really is just. category 5 fandom events are always insane to witness yknow?#and seriously I am not hating Iām honestly just indifferent and in awe#like holy shit you guys won huh#almost like those datamined p5 files that had a png of the text joker X crow#sonic#sth#sonic x shadow generations#sonadow#the āread the roomā was more like ādoes sega know what theyāve done. they canāt just say sonic X shadow omgā
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me watching godzilla minus one: oh no ā¦ she's gonna die. :(
- later on -
them: wait, how did you figure that out???
me: he took her picture. :(
them: *looking at me like i'm crazy*
me: remember how he was given the photos of those mechanics' families?
them: yeah?
me: that's why.
them looking even more confused than when we started: ???????
people think i just WATCH movies like i'm normal and not actually taking everything apart in my brain like a kid wanting to figure out how cars work and recognizing pieces i've seen in other cars. i don't know how the fcking thing works, but i know where the pieces go.
people also think i know what i'm doing when i write, but it's literally just me putting the pieces where they belong. idk how they work or the purpose they serve but i know that's where it goes.
now imagine me if i actually knew what the fck i was doing lmao
srsly tho i wouldn't be able to explain half the things i understand. idk why people think i'm smart. i'm just putting puzzles together.
#listen. i've absorbed thousands of stories#they all have a pattern#and many stories have the same pattern#it's not hard to recognize those patterns once you've seen them a dozen times#don't ask me to explain the nuance i don't fcking know shit#i've never pretended to know wtf i'm doing#i just DO things#i'm like when the joker explains he's a dog chasing cars#wouldn't know what to do when he caught one#yeah dat me#nana talks tag#pen battles#movies#spoilers#?? i guess#godzilla minus one#godzilla minus 1
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nobody touch me i just read kj encore and SO NO ONE'S GONNA FUCKING TALK ABOUT HACHI COMPETING WITH JOKER TO BECOME A THIEF???????
#fweeet#kaitou joker#FUCK YOU AND YOUR POSSESSED PHOENIX MY BOY IS GETTING!!!!! CHARACTER!!!!! DEVELOPMENT!!!!1111111#/lh phoenix holy shit are you okay#POSSESSION THIS PHOENIX THAT KJ ENCORE CAME OUT A MONTH AGO AND NO ONE BOTHERED TO TALK ABOUT THE FACT HACHI'S GROWING UP???????????#SHAME ON ALL OF YOU#(says the world's most deranged hachi fan)#kaitou joker encore#theres no official translation so i had to guess using google translate and whatever chinese characters i could pick out from the kanji#but i think its very likely that kje's gonna be centered more on hachi than anyone else#the first big page (p sure its the promo art we saw before chapter 1 dropped) has some pink text that no one in the discord can make out#but i think its translating into something like 'wanting to become fully-fledged'??????#and another line that is just a mess of words like 'colourful' 'boy' 'final days/final test(???)' 'adult'#so yeah best guess is something about hachi wanting to quickly grow up and his final days before being a fully fledged thief#someone who can read japanese save us š#BUT YEAH THEY KNOCK JOKER OUT AT CHAP 2 SO DEFINITELY NOT GONNA BE ABOUT JOKER AT LEAST FOR NOW?????#LIKE HACHI'S GOING BASICALLY SOLO THIS BOY IS GOING PLACESš#do you know how loud i cheered when i saw him dodging the same fucking spike trap he fell into twice before#AND THEN FIGHTING OFF LASERS BY HIMSELF šššš#MY BOYS GROWN UPšššš#its so weird but also... kinda satisfying? he was meant to be a relatable character to the audience as a rookie who messes up#and BY GOD did i relate to him as a kid#but know ive grown up and its kinda nice to see he's also grown???? idk its just neat
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bro... "I was far too scared to hit him, but I would hit him in a heartbeat now" ....... thinking danny and his mom's bf :(
#seventeen going under by sam fender is so good.......#and also#''and I armed myself with a grin / 'Cause I was always the fuckin' joker / buried in their humor''#im cryign now great#if danny ever met his mother's bf again I think hed probably try to kill him ill be so fr#he has so much repressed rage and hurt from him#i dont talk abt this shit enough but dannys very angry#he just masks it with humor and jokes#about!#musings!
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tori was fucking awesome but giving hermie/anthony/the literal joker a 4 is factually incorrect
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#I EAS GIGGLING#ANTHONT BURCH YOU ARE SO FUNNY AND I HOPE YOU KNOW IT#A 4?? yeha maybe the pacing was a bit quick BUT IT WAS FUCKING FUNNY#and the joker makeup#this man deserves every award ever created idc#urgh he was so funny and added so much to hermies character while still not going off plot or whatever it was so great anthony burch ur coo#...ur cool but yk what would make u cooler?? MENTIONING YEET BIGLY IR KILLA DEMALL#I DONT EVEN NEED PROPER CONTENT ANTHONT PLEASE I JUST NEED ONE TEENY TINY COMMENT THAT HALF THE FANDOM WILL IGNORE AND NEVER TALK ABOUT#i hate it when my brain does that thing and focuses on shit that will never be brought up again#because it has been literal months since this fixation thing started#MONTHS. and its STILL GOING.#btw yeah if ur new here hi welcome to my silly tumblr blig#50% of it is yeet bigly#40% is me begging anthony to add yeet bigly or killa demall content as if he will ever read this#and the rest is me shitting on willy stampler!#i love tagging
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There is something so mortifying knowing that with the new joker movie redoing the whole Harley Quinn āMad Loveā ark that there will probably be hundreds of incels romanticizing her abuse and her heartbreaking devotion to a man who abuses her AGAIN right when the internet finally started to get that romanticizing joker/harley is bad
#I have not talked about dc comics in AWHILE wow#but seriously Iām really hoping we donāt regress into 2016 suicide squad tumblr again. can we agree to that. please.#and even if they redo it without the abuse please donāt start saying all joker adaptations arenāt abusive#< bc I saw yāall pull that shit when the Joker Loves Harley comic came out and you looked fucking stupid#dc comics#harley Quinn#dr harleen quinzel#dc fans plz donāt kill me for this post plz Iām just a person on the internet plz donāt come for me#TW abuse#TW mentions of abuse#joker 2#joker 2024#joker
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i especially like (in fact, absolutely notš) how there are (STILL. IN 2024.) people on twt and tiktok posting "omg imagine what iwaizumi felt when he found out about oikawa moving to argentinašš he made him dirtyšš" forget that iwaizumi himself moved to usa for studying. i bet he was absolutely fine with that and his biggest problem during uni were taxes and stuff but definitely not oikawa not playing for japan
#i said what i said#stop making judas out of oikawa#if you wonder i do ship iwaoi#this shit just drives me crazy#iwaoi#haikyuu#thanks for coming to my ted talk#said nothing new but STILL WTF IS WRONG WITH TIKTOK USERS#mischaracterization is reason of my jokerization
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I don't know if anyone else will appreciate this but if there are any other Death Note fans out there who also enjoy the TV show Taskmaster I am making a DN on Taskmaster AU so self-indulgent and I am pleading that you make yourselves known to me cause I can't be alone in this
#death note#hear me out L Light Mello Misa and Near all in the same series#I've been up since 4am typing stuff out about what kind of contestants they'd be#yes I will be drawing this but I just need it out of my system now so I can sleep peacefully#it's 6am i need rest but I will elaborate further soon just please hear me out#also idk who the Taskmaster and his assistant would be yet#I kinda dig Mikami as the assistant tho idk i think he'd have fun running all the facts and figures#the joys of taking 2 of your biggest obsessions and smashing them together and making it everyone else's problem#OKAY I REST#elle is talking again#edit: I think Greg and Alex still being themselves would be funnier now actually#cause like I need them to piss off everyone in the cast#light especially I need light to be so mad he has a legit joker moment on the show#Mikami as LAH is cute in theory but I suddenly got the vision of him in the same series as Gevanni and was like holy shit
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so i finished the teal mask dlc
#i'm not okay#i'm dead fucking serious i have never been so disquieted by a POKEMON GAME PLOT like this before and i don't like it#i'm so upset#look. LOOK. listen it has been established that the player's choices in pokemon do not actually matter outside of mild dialogue changes#i'm totally fine with pokemon moving towards more consequence-based stories#but if you're going to do that here then you NEED TO ACTUALLY /GIVE THE PLAYER A CHOICE/#THIS PLACE SUCKS I JUST CAME HERE FOR A GOOD TIME AND I'M FEELING SO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW ;;;;;;;;#FUCK YOU CARMINE I HATE YOU#I HATE YOU I HATE YOU#TALK TO ME EVER AGAIN AND I WILL DECK YOU IN THE FACE#YOU FORCED ME TO BE A BAD FRIEND TO THIS SWEET LITTLE BOY AND THEN WE TOOK AWAY HIS ONLY CHANCES AT FRIENDSHIP WITH ME /AND/ OGERPON#ABSOLUTELY HEINOUS#CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT#HE TRIED SO DAMN HARD THE ENTIRE TIME AND DID NOTHING WRONG AND I WILL /DIE ON THIS HILL/#I'M SORRY KIKI ;;;;_______;;;;#literally he had his completely justified joker moment at the end and my friend was like 'yeah sorry he's evil now' and I just paused#and then turned to her and said 'never love anything'#this is unrelated but if Iruma in M!IK ever turns actually evil like this at any point ever I am defenestrating my tv#i am SO tired and i am betrayed SO often CAN'T HAVE SHIT IN DETROIT ;;;;;;;#WHY CAN'T MY SWEET LITTLE GUYS JUST STAY SWEET LITTLE GUYS FOR ONCE#Kieran is my SON you can't DO THIS TO ME!!!!!!#also i would die for Ogerpon btw#she is my daughter and i love her#i want to squish her little face and hold her in my arms forever#i need a plush of her right the fuck now#if any of you villagers or tourists scare her or make her sad again i will cut you and that is a THREAT#my art#kind of lmao#pokemon
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Saw this and thought I'd fill it out for fun. Please note this is for DCAU only, based on my fic Heroes and Thieves (set post-RotJ).
Template from here.
#TimSteph#Tim Drake#Timmy Todd#Stephanie Brown#Batman the Animated Series#Batman Beyond#Return of the Joker#DCAU#starstuff#starspeculates#starsketching#can never decide on a style for Steph#consistency?#I don't know her#Tim looks like absolute shit and badly needs a haircut I'm sorry#anyway I miss talking about these two#since I don't get asks about them anymore#guess I'll just summarize their relationship like this#they're both bi btw#also claysexual in Tim's case#*shot*
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