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mjfass · 3 days ago
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Participants of the Continental Classic:
Blue league:
Kazuchika Okada
Kyle Fletcher
Daniel García
The Beast Mortos
Mark Briscoe
Shelton Benjamin
Gold League
Will Ospreay
Juice Robinson
Brody King
Ricochet
Claudio Castagnoli
Darby Allin
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theegh0st · 6 months ago
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And it was personal
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thechekhov · 7 months ago
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Alright I know the gag of people asking for spoilers has been run into the ground by this point but I think it’s still funny so here goes:
Hey can you describe the upcoming plot in very specific detail? Actually maybe you could draw it so it’s easier to follow the action. Although drawing and writing all of that at once might be a lot to handle, so you could release it in batches every once in a while instead of all at once. It would be like some sort of webcomic! Then we could read the updates and learn the plot as we get new pages! What a neat concept, am I right?
idk man, that seems like a great concept, but I'm afraid it's a bit far-fetched.
Do you really think anyone would read that? Like, pay attention to the dialogue and understand what the characters are saying? Figure out small bits of foreshadowing in order to theorize effectively about what could happen next? Consider larger themes and put them together with how the characters act to understand the author's intended meaning beyond just the surface-level, at-face-value reading and shallow interpretation of only what is immediately apparent on the page?
It feels like it could be something... but I just don't know.
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lilithafrodite · 2 years ago
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Season 3:
Pen: I need to find a fine gentleman to be my husband.
Colin: I am a gentleman.
Pen: You are Colin. You do not count. You are my friend.
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thalassous · 2 months ago
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im never gone for very long at all
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momochimchim · 1 year ago
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Jjk au thingies (◍•ᴗ•◍)
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lighthouseshepard · 5 months ago
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hey. hey. hey.
my. my insurance approved the pre-auth for top surgery.
i can schedule. i can schedule it. they approved it for the amount i have saved up. i can schedule. the thing ive been saving for. for three years. i. i dont feel real right now
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lesbianoms · 1 year ago
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Well I’m not a MILF because I’m not a mom, but…
You know, I’m not supposed to eat before bed (something about acid reflux messing with my eustachian tubes, it’s a whole thing lol, the joys of getting older)
But I am hungry, and it’s not like I’m planning to go to sleep for a while now: certainly not if I have you to play with. The first stages of digestion are just so enjoyable, as much as I would like to pack you away like the meal you are, I still want to stay up to experience them. I love feeling you squirm, as if you have any chance of escape. It’s cute, really. I like seeing the bulges of your hands and feet and elbows and knees as you fight against me, but all your struggles are no match for my body. After a while, I can feel you beginning to soften, your movements growing fainter as you surrender to me. I give my soft belly a little shake and feel your goopy form slosh from side to side. Doing it work nicely
I’m beginning to drift off myself now, half conscious of you gurgling into my intestines to be absorbed. Ah well, you’re nothing but nutrients to me now. Still. My belly gives a long, satisfied groan, and I lay a hand on top of it. It’s still impressively round, but delightfully squishy as I poke and prod. You must no longer be conscious now, too, but I do hope you know how much I enjoyed you
In the morning, I’ll wake up to a much smaller tummy, still working away at you. I think I’ll wear something a little more revealing today- I have a nice cropped sweater- so I can show you off. I enjoy the way my belly jiggles cutely with you as I walk
It’s up to you what happens now. If you want to reform, well, I’m sure to be hungry again sometime soon, and it can be a bother trying to find a brand new meal every time. If not, you’d be a lovely addition to my hips. I’m quite happy either way
Dear LORD this is my dream 🥵
Was smiling and kicking my feet as I finished reading this, oooouhj the amount of detail you went into here…
Tbh I kind of can’t formulate a lot of coherent responses because now I’m gonna be thinking about this scenario while I go to bed, wrapping myself up in my sheets, wishing that I was digesting in your belly…..
Uuugh and the little comments about how you’re an older woman, how you’d love to show me off with that crop sweater, about me gurgling away in your soft lower gut and the jiggle of your belly as it continues to work on me~ 🥰
Although I may have been a bit feisty, at the end of the day I’m honored to be your meal… to have made your stomach so round and squishy-soft….. curled up in that wet, hot, groaning and bubbling paradise ❤️❤️
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I actually did fall asleep thinking about being your dinner, funnily enough. Was gonna post this last night but it seems your belly put me in my place before I could finish writing <3
It must be so cozy in there, so sopping wet… feeling your hands all over me as your body softens up my form. I’m getting turned on imagining all of the sounds your tummy would make as it had its way with me… and as I lose consciousness I’ll only be thinking of you 💕
I might stay on your hips for a while before I reform, just as a treat for me. I need a break from being a person, y’know? But for now I think I’ll stay gluting and brbling inside of your much smaller, but still very active tummy. Have fun breaking me down and hearing me groan and gurgle through your guts~ ❤️😍
FUCK I want you to eat me. I wanna be your tummy fat so bad!!
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possuminnit · 9 months ago
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rubs against my mutuals legs like a lil kitty. I LOVE U
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thestipguy · 5 months ago
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oh and before i forget to post this again
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artichokefartichoke · 5 months ago
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When penelope and colin finally get busy in the carriage for the first time! 🤌
Still, I think Penelope deserved better. But the heart wants what the heart wants. I didn't like this season at first, but that carriage scene turned it around for me.
Folding laundry, please ignore the pile. Fuck it
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anxiouscowboy · 6 months ago
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Cozy Dollars Trilogy Headcanons
Joe - can fall asleep anywhere. Dude will just plop down, stick his hat over his eyes and he's out. Siesta, full stop.
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Manco - wakes up freakishly early because he likes to watch the sun rise while he drinks his coffee.
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Colonel Douglas Mortimer - gives the best hugs. I don't make the rules. Just look at him!
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Tuco Ramirez - is actually an incredible cook and makes killer empanadas for special occasions.
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Blondie - owns a sewing kit and spends hours mending his clothes to make them look good as new (or as close to it as he can get).
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skeefee-sky · 1 month ago
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ya'll know what time it is? Thundersims update :D (or, sky-finally-felt-well-enough-to-play-again yay xD)
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we start off with a Gordon-mer asleep in the pool x'D (he must have been glitched the last time i played - he is def still a mermaid, i promise xD)
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Virgil's got a partner now <3 .. by the way xD everyone, meet Jesse. he's a bit of a farmer boy, and has a cat named Snuggs c: i would absolutely die for them both-
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Winterfest rolled around-! and ofc they decorated appropriately for living in Sulani- (peek Surfing Santa and the sandman x'D)
v some shots of the boys in their chrimmas sweaters >w< v (the best part is they autonomously changed into them :O !!)
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Scott borrowed John's telescope to work on his Logic skill.... and, nearly got squished by a meteor... let's, not do that anymore, Scotty! >w<
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uhmmm... have Alan bein cute with Buster, as a bonus, cause, i think that's all the updates I got for now x'D
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hoforwonho · 2 years ago
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LEEDO ★ ERASE ME
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dhaaruni · 9 months ago
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The more our social connections keep stratifying and fragmenting—separating experts from nonexperts—the more frail our networks of trust will become. Much of the disconnect and resentment come from the feeling among a large segment of the population that the experts are condescending toward them, issuing policies and opinions that show no respect for, or understanding of, their day-to-day lives. Experts should listen to the stories of everyday people. Everyday people should see their experiences and perspectives accounted for in the way that expertise affects their life. No one measure can reverse that process, but doing nothing about it guarantees that truth decay will get worse.
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