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Beware Sorcerer MC, the Kind.
Know it is a rare occasion, if you happen to see the Master of the Seven Avatars of Sin out without an escort. Whilst rare, it will be obvious – like a single dandelion seed twirling and carefree in the middle of a raging thunderstorm.
Like a thunderstorm, they are terrifying. Their bright, brilliant smiles – shining like the sun as they nonchalantly sidestep yet another carnivorous plant lashing out at them from the sidewalk; or as they wave hello to the gargoyle who spits on the heads of passers-by from where it is perched atop the local bakery; or as they gently chastise one of the Seven Rulers of the Underworld, as if scolding a child. It is a sight to behold indeed - when irritated demons on the street stop their bickering and straighten their ties as MC turns the corner, the bitterness in their hearts killed by an unwillingness to disappoint the realm’s most prized person.
‘Apprentice to Solomon the Wise. Master of the Seven Avatars of Sin.’
‘Sorcerer MC, the Kind,’ the Devildom calls them. Some say the title was a joke in passing from MC’s teacher - the wise sorcerer, Solomon - one day in the RAD lunch hall and it just stuck. Others say the title came from a demon they had helped, who saw it fit to spread word of their deeds. And some others say the title came from Crown Prince Diavolo, himself.
“What do you mean, beware MC, the Kind?!” You say, almost spitting out your tea as Diavolo hands you his D.D.D. There’s an article on screen, with ‘Beware Sorcerer MC, the Kind’ as it’s title; praising you as the central force behind Diavolo’s efforts for peace amongst the three realms. Problem is - as you continue to scroll through it - it seems to portray simple kindness as some kind of magic spell… with a particular warning to demon children to not sin in broad daylight lest ‘MC the Kind smite you with the curse of their forgiveness, like they often do in the hallowed walls of RAD’s mess hall.’
“Flattering,” Barbatos comments, refilling your tea cup before you can blink, “do you not think, MC?”
Diavolo nods, happily. “I agree with Barbatos.”
“Smite, guys.” You look up at the happy pair beaming at you – then look back at the article. You repeat this a few times, blinking slowly. “I… I just share my dessert sometimes at RAD - is that smiting? Lord Diavolo, have I been smiting?!”
“Such high praise, MC.” Barbatos grins. “This calls for the good tea cakes.”
“The good tea cakes – thank you, Barbatos! And the good Demonus! Our longest aged!
… You aren’t sure how to respond to how happy they are about this.
(this was fun to write. i wanted to think of mc gaining a reputation like solomon’s, since i like whenever them being a a sorcerer in their own right pops up. solomon’s the wise sorcerer - so mc being the kind sorcerer seemed fitting ahahaha)
(i had fun trying to to give mc the same reputation and respect and power but with the ‘kind’ title, and landed on demons being like ‘mc said i should apologise oh no what is this guilt must be a spell’)
#its literally just their consciences#mc is confused like ‘have i been doing spells without knowing???’#solomon feeds off this by saying please is close to demon language for i smite thee#mc believes it#obey me headcanons#obey me shall we date#obey me nightbringer#obey me#obey me mc#obey me diavolo#obey me barbatos#obey me writing
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Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.
Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.
Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.
Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.
#pjo#percy jackson#nico di angelo#Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?''#and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus#but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3''#and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to''#only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it#and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book#Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out''#Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.''#''this has been so bad for my health''#Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested.#Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him''#Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him.#and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE#though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it.#he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure''#nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards.#which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for
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Ok real shit. How do you pronounce Arceus Ahr-see-us? Ahr-say-us? Ahr-key-us? Ahr-koos?
whichever option pisses god off the most
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It had to be you 🎶 Shmoopies for @weakformemo 's birthday
#nandermo#wwdits#nandor the relentless#guillermo de la cruz#tumblr please do not smite me there is SO little showing 🙏🏻
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those pokes are moning
#first art post on this blog! pmd/pkmn fandom please don't smite me i've played like 2 pmd games#very experimental w/ this one bc my style has been making me angry and i think i realized it was the having to do clean lineart part#so i didn't#bees art#queue#art#digital art#digital artist#artists on tumblr#procreate#pokemon#pkmn#pokemon mystery dungeon#pmd#pmd oc#pmd ocs#i guess???#i just came up with them they aren't really ocs#skitty#teddiursa
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Hubris is thr act of one claiming that they are better than a god
Example "I'm so pretty I'm even note beautiful than Lady Aphrodite"
Story of Arachne
Icarus
Original story of Medusa
I don't think what ur describing is hubris but over confidence:]
You haven't seen me sleep deprived and willing to kill god
#wolfy tedtalks#anon#most of the time when i say hubris im joking#just like when i say im going to kill god#god please dont smite me thank you#its funny to say 'doing a little hubris' instead of 'doing a little over confidence'
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did this in mspaint. for the old times where i used to draw cj art............. /j i forgot how to draw mid im sorry @twig-gy for you ,,, leko soweli.......
#chonny jash#cccc#chonnys charming chaos compendium#cj mind#shitpost#I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THE REQUEST .. .I DIDNT REALLY KNOW WAHT TO DO IMSORRY#Please don't smite me
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do a lot of lesbians worship Aphrodite? :o
#i feel like I’ve seen many that do#so I was curious#i wanted to call her miss Aphrodite to be respectful but then I thought it’d come across as disrespectful instead 😭#please don’t smite me#lesbian#aphrodite
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one more day of overtime in a row and im actually gonna commit a crime
#BROTHER IN CHRIST I DONT FUCKING WANT TO STAY UNTIL MIDNIGHT IN HERE BECAUSE IM NOT MENTALLY DERANGED LIKE YOU ARE#JUST BECAUSE YOU SPENT TOO MUCH MONEY BECOMING A RESEARCHER AND YOU HAVE TO GET EVERY#PENNIES WORTH DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO DRAG ME IN IM JUST HERE FOR THE DOLLAR I DONT#WANT TO DO RESEARCH IN THE FUTURE#anyways i dont have food and by the time this shit will end the only cheap store nearby will be closed and i will#have to go to waitrose (for non uk - expensive posh store)#anyways im filled with anger because i dont have time to do my hobbies nor to write my essay#this is a cry for help#please god smite my supervisor and make him realise I don't care about the science
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Car Seat Headrest, “Weightlifters” // the Mountain Goats, “Isaiah 45:23”
#I am the most stagnant person to ever live#if I were a body of water#mosquitos would flock to me like salmon to waterfalls and inland lakes and rivers#because I haven’t changed in nearly a decade#nothing changes with me#I am the bog water in the basement after the flood#untouched for years#yearning to be disturbed#unable to set myself to moving#god i’m so pretentious I wish I could just sleep for like#1322 days#wake up and have something be different#different or over#because being over would mean being different#and I’m delusional too if I think anything will ever change#I’m doing the same shit I did eight years ago#I’m feeling the same shit I felt fourteen years ago#and no matter what I tell myself#or others tell me#it never changes#because I’m so fucking deluded that I think#if everything stays the same#if I don’t do anything#things will change around me#things will become better around me#that if I keep my mouth shut#god will answer all my prayers#I’m so fucking DELUSIONAL god please just smite me with the knowledge of how everything will end. please. please. please. please. please.#Car Seat Headrest#the Mountain Goats
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A few weeks ago @hellishqueerart, @indashadows, and I decided to that the obvious response to a ridiculous vampire costume was to draw a bunch of ridiculous vampires in it 🦇
+ Guillermo version by @indashadows
+ Nandor version by @hellishnsfw
#laszlo cravensworth#wwdits#wwdits fanart#tumblr please do not smite me he is simply ready for wrestling
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i love the idea of the deities being evoked for various qualities or tasks in their respective wheelhouses.. i’ve played with it a little bit in lore before, but now i’m thinking about the existence of roadside shrines or small honorary offering spaces in lairside guest quarters or public spaces.
you could always do little renditions of the World Pillar, for instance, where travelers may leave charms or offerings specific to their desired deity- colorful strings of beads of correct color tied around the appropriate place on the little stone carving, or a bowl of chipped travelers’ runestones at the foot. flights may have region-specific incense cakes that may be prudent traveling tokens if you happen to need your patron’s attention far from home.
or, riffing off this post which i love, there might be deity-specific effigies in places where their governance is at play; a squat stone Tidelord might sit under a shingled roof of clamshells at a crossroads miles away from any ocean. tall, thin shrines housing the windsinger might be encountered on winding paths away from civilization, with weathered coins strung up beneath the eaves so that they clink musically together in the breeze. bronze flamecallers might be interred at the mouths of kilns or in front of smiths’ workshops, the head and wingtips buffed bright with many years of rubbing for good luck. in place of a hearth deity, the earthshaker might reside in a little alcove in kitchens or living quarters to hearken to home and safety. the possibilities are endless! the color-coding of the flights means you can do so much with banners and ribbons and pigment and talismans to add little details and texture the world.
#seeliragh lore#someday i need to sort my lore tags out#anyway everyone tell me which little shrines your clans have and why#nam huattam definitely has a full spread complete with a version of the pillar in the vestibule chamber of the main temple#and i think in guest quarters theres probably a windsinger or a tidelord#gladekeeper in the courtyard of the garden outbuildings of course#and an earthshaker in the undercroft kitchens that caprhe keeps telling to do various terrible things to the oven when it clogs#caprhe voice dear earthshaker strongest of the pillars base please smite this good for nothing piece of shit oven
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Rose and River
I just watched "The Husbands of River Song".
Ohhhh boi
I really like their dynamic, and I also cried. Like, it was the end for her. She knows she might never see him again.
Anyway.
From all the people he traveled with, The Doctor was in love with 2 of them: Rose Tyler, as the 9th & 10th Doctor and River Song AKA Melody Pond, as 11th, 12th & 13th (I think). They never crossed. And I thought about an interaction between them.
So, another timey-wimey thing, the universe collapses etc., and there's two Doctors again. Doesn't matter which one, but let's say it was after Rose was left with half Doctor half Donna. Just before the goodbyes. And on a Date of the Doctor & River. Doo we doooo ~~
The Doctors: Oh, this isn't good. Not good. Physically- pimisically, timey-wimey, spacy-wacy...
River: Hol up, you're Rose Tyler?
Rose: .. Yeah, and you are? How do you know me?
River: Oh! I'm from the future. Well, considering we were technically in the past... I'm from the Doctor's future.
Rose: That's nice. Does he talk about me?
River: Not much. But the TARDIS does. She loved you dearly.
Rose: :D
Rose: How did you two meet?
River: Oh, I'm kind off.. A daughter of one of his future companions.
Rose: Okaaay
River: And part Time Lord, since I was conceived on the TARDIS.
Rose: That's - wierd. But ok -
River: AndI'mTachnicallyHisWife.
Rose: Sorry?
River: Weeeeell.. I know there was a thing between you two and you loved each other but under the circumstances of the time we were in -
Rose: Good Lord I'm so thankful he has someone after I'm gone!
River: ...
Rose: Do you hit him when he does the -
River: Oh sure I do. Did he ever -
Rose: Oh yeah he did!
The Doctors: *Sees his wife and girlfriend laugh and get along* That can't be good.
I Just can't imagine them being anything else than buddy-buddy with each other and completely pissing him off. Just, girlfriend and wife of the Doctor! I really want an episode like that.
#the doctor#doctor who#river song#melody pond#9th doctor#10th doctor#11th doctor#12th doctor#13th doctor#rose tyler#tardis#no but really#imagine#girlfriend and wife of the doctor#get this to steven moffat please#or russel t davis#steven moffat#russel t davies#I like their dynamic#rose: listen to you wife!#river: do as your girlfriend says!#the doctor: god smite me#*giggle*#shitpost
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can i just say that Longing For Acceptance Already Given is STILL rotting my mind? its tooth-rotting-ly sweet but its not straight fluff and my brain goes haywire everytime I read the line "They settle instead for a soft rippling in the Light; the feeling of tucking a sleeping other’s hair away." bc oh my GOD what possessed me when i wrote that. holy shit
Look. i know "pining" is usually used in a romantic way, but i think Wolf is just generally pining. Like anything they touch could shatter or wilt in their hands at any given moment and they hate it and they hate themselves but they're too tired anymore for there to be any real fire behind it and they want so badly to reach out but its tiring and dangerous and do they even deserve it?
If, by taking this hand, theirs would be cut off? Are they the offered hand, hiding a blade, claws? Are they capable of dulling their edges, of meeting gentleness with gentle hands?
Which, while it's not the highest quality, Against Better Judgement (ch2 of One Mirror, Two Reflections) comes back to this in that brief misc Wolf POV. Their sort of amazement/realization/mild crisis that they're holding something, wrapped in their hands, and its warm and its alive and it's not trying to run from them and- Its someone who trusts them, implicitly, not to hurt him.
It's the hand they're so afraid of and they can't figure out if they want to hold on to it and never let go or if they want to run, just keep running, and never let anyone so close ever again. Maybe he should be afraid of them, actually, maybe that terrifying hand is really theirs and their claws are going to cut him open when- if they try to hold on.
And the question of "theirs or his?" after calling the touch a lifeline... "Did that even matter?"
and the line "This quiet destruction– progress?" back in Longing? oh dont get me started.
hi helloo i am Not crying over my old writing. this is a perfectly normal thing for me to be doing. hi hey hello do you hear me. i did NOT mean to write a wholeass essay here it was just supposed to be reminding people about that one line, how did we get here. and anyway the very fact that i barely mentioned Ghost here isnt really a crime bc he's almost an extension of them. another piece of their soul. that softness comes so natural with him, another limb, and he responds in kind, and they both know the other is fragile, and they both know its in two so very different ways and yet they just get it. There's no one else like each other even if they both need more friends. theres nothing more important than each other and they're all they've got and and and-- if you know whats good for you, you will NOT read these tags
#orb rambles#the forsaken exile#SMITE ME NOW#PLEASE JUST SMITE ME#romantic or platonic who CARES they Just Are and they all need one another. help me#the dynamic between you and the guy who killed you when they're the only other one who understands the burden on your shoulders#and understands being treated as a weapon. but you know that what happened to them is why your trainers (formerly theirs) are so distant#and hesitant to know you more. and you know these people did it to themselves and your killer didnt deserve any of this. betrayed by family#and left for dead and maybe youre even scared it might happen to you too. everyone's scared you might become your killer even as they becom#your best friend even they dont want you to become like them but you already are and it wasnt by choice. for either of you.#and then the dynamic between you and the guy who gave the other half of his soul to give you a new life.#forgiven of whatever the past one was. and maybe he even IS your soul not just the other half and it doesnt really matter either way#because now you're both in so deep and maybe there never was a surface to swim to but there is a landmass and that landmass is (you) (him)#and you've already been doing this for so long now. dedicated to each other (before he even found you) (but you had a bigger burden to#shoulder that kept you from holding him) so it wasnt even a great change between you and him to just latch on again. so maybe#you already drowned but youre breathing the water fine (but youre not) so maybe itll be okay one day (it wont have the chance to be)#ANYWAY im fine yeah. the crow says hello and the wolf stays by your side right#dont know what just possessed me (TFE itself maybe. or maybe Luna yeah lets blame Luna actually)#[big red text saying LIAR appears over my head]#(I AM ILL)
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#desire mona#come on. COME ON. YOU DO THIS ALL THE FUCKKING TIME NOW COME ON PLEASE#sorry for vague posting im just frustrated#DO NOT IGNORE ME I WILL SMITE YOU#lady grinning soul - david bowie#thoughtsing
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God hates me specifically because I literally can’t eat anything without nausea showing up.
Like,
Small muffin? Go on, puke.
Steak? Ohoho, you don’t get nice things.
A crumb? Oh, you’re going to get really nauseous because it’s funny.
I can’t win
#please smite me#Do i have to go back to the hospital#I had to wait 8 hours to get screened for appendicitis#I didn’t have it by the way#I just neglected my body a little too much
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