things i’ve heard at school - sentence starters? do as you like
“there are no dumb questions, just the dumb people that ask them.”
“[name], no one likes you.”
"whats that really scary hour? is it three?"
“that’s so scary. i will not be able to sleep for weeks.”
“hip bones can kill people.”
“there is nothing worth celebrating right now.”
“i wanna be happy, but i can’t.”
“i will carve you like a pumpkin.”
“i was cooking pizza and thought of you.”
“i like blood. everyone likes blood.”
“i risked my life to fix it.”
“we’ll get more torture- i mean, practice, later.”
“birds don’t mess around.”
“stop this madness.”
“a pathetic old man. that’s your future.”
"kids, have you seen my glock?"
"comedy is not that different from horror."
"yes, penguins die. that's pretty sad."
"it's easier to ask for forgiveness than for permission."
"someone's gonna get shanked."
"it wasn't a kid. it was a grown man."
"are your parents rich?"
"i don't know how 'lit' things are today."
"at the end of the day, you can do nothing but cry."
"i have your mom's number on speed dial."
"i might be stupid, but i'm persistent."
"it smells like high school girl in here."
"oh my god, what if we domesticated bears?"
"do stupid shit safely."
"i have big calves! it's from jumproping."
"he just wants to see me suffer."
"if you can't be the sharpest tool in the shed, be the biggest hoe."
"you gotta microwave it, girl!"
"we've only been told the story. now we're discovering the story."
"there are a lot of connections between math and music."
"oh, just stop."
"what are you doing here? i mean, how are you doing?"
"without music? impossible. start singing."
"i'm not gonna stay home just because i can't breathe."
"i think if i were a bug, i'd be a bee."
"we have such a complicated relationship."
"good thing i only drink beer."
"i kinda, like, don't like this place anymore."
"is it okay to murder someone in a church?"
"if we all die, then we're all dead."
"there's a new smell in here."
"that's why god created spellcheck."
"you know how i feel about young people."
"what? me getting arrested by six fucking cops?"
"are you just saying that so i stop asking questions?"
"there are lots of people i wish would just be quiet."
"so, we're all dying."
"oh, so you're selfish. adds up."
"would you rather i hate you or be ambivalent towards you?"
"don't be a hero. it won't go well."
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i feel as if im going mad so im going to just put this out here. real quick. movieunleashers starters ramble.
i cant stop thinking about how mudkip broke down in that one scene in "Typomaniac," when Chespin called him mean. for a second he lets his mask slip a little bit and to me he just... acts his age. he starts crying and calls chespin mean back. maybe im just hyperfocusing on this one detail but mudkip is about 12 years old.
and that just makes me wonder what happened in this guys life that brought him to where he is now. and it makes it all the more tragic how his whole world revolves around chespin, but he is the one bringing him the most pain. and how young he was when he died.
there is a large theme of growing up in "Rare Candy." the characters ages are emphasized in that particular episode, and one of the main conflicts is fennekin wanting to evolve faster.
the thing about characters in these stories is that they're not allowed to just be kids, to have a childhood. so many bad things happen to them. like. mudkips whole, Everything. fennekin when she was famous in typomaniac, or dealing with her own insecurities/pressure from society about her relationship w chespin. and chespin always having to shoulder his friends problems & always somehow managing to stay positive despite everything.
why cant they just. play video games. eat ice cream or something. go to the movies
at the end of the day, i think both mudkip and fennekin are characters who grew up too fast. by distancing himself from them, chespin refused to follow in their footsteps and just wanted to stay a kid.
good for him.
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I wanted to say, bc I saw someone mention Geralt as an example of a predetermined character in an rpg that works, that yeah, I fully agree it can work! But in Geralt's case, for example, he's a well established character who's fully written before you start the game. He has his own traits, his flaws and shortcomings, history, relationships, etc. He's just as well written as any other character in the story, and the only things you have power over are his choices and a bit of his fighting style(sometimes his hair as well), but everything is made to fit with who this character is as established before the game even starts. Think of the origin characters in Baldur's Gate 3, it's the same thing- they're not customizable, they're established before you even start, and the only control you have is over their journey. None of these are ever meant to be a blank slate, and they're written as such.
With this Phyre character it's like they're trying so so hard to tread the line between "this is a character that stands on their own" and "this is a blank slate you can fully customize". What you end up with is a very "meh" sort of character, who's not one or the other, without enough wiggle room to make your own story however you want and not enough to get attached to them as they are. We get attached to Geralt bc he's a fully written character in the game, you just control his actions. The problem with Phyre is that they're neither a fully written character nor fully yours to write.
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