#(EVERY SINGLE MUSE)

[fairsweetlonging]

i just love disney princess shen qingqiu, like that man is just made to walk barefoot through the forest and sing with the birds while carrying a basket of flowers and foraged goods while deer and rabbits and squirrels follow him around and butterflies perch in his hair like little ornaments; he will sit down near the lotus pond to practice the guqin and the sunlight hits the water like a golden shower as forest critters gather around him to listen, and he has the most beautiful singing voice that pulls in anyone who hears it.

he is the epitome of a beautiful, kind and gentle scholar, though he remains woefully oblivious every time someone talks about qing jing peak's flowers or treasures

[glitterstarly]

Something silly I did~

AU where Bill is send to earth like a beast as part of his rehab journey; the docs on theraprism thought it would be good for his improvement to start "closing chapters" of his life, starting with the Pines family, and bc of his good behaviour the axololt agrees with this, with the condition of removing all of his remaining powers, hability to speak and a brand new body of his own (he could've definitely transform him intro a human but this was funnier)

And since he appeared in the middle of one of the twins' expeditions across the Pacific, his unwanted presence will have no choice but to be part of their little adventures on the high seas :D

[mischiefbuckley]

and the “📸: oliverstarkk” of ryan continues omg yes thank you ryan for posting 🙂‍↔️

[melverie]

There's actually something really inspiring and comforting about Solomon having been alive for who knows how long, having seen humanity at its worst over and over again, having suffered through pain and loss and fear and dread and any horrbile thing imaginable for probably centuries now, and yet not only does he still have faith in humanity as a whole, but he also keeps on saying with zero hesitation that yes, humanity is worth saving and yes, he will do anything it takes to do so

Like yes, we are truly wretched and awful. Yes, we're also filled with love and capable of being kind and compassionate. Yes, we are all deserving of life, no matter what

[pinkrose05]

Sungenti & Robinhill would go on the most terse double dates in history. That's it that's the post.

[sapphicsnzs]

sleepy sick people too exhausted to cover their sneeze while cuddling so they just sneeze into their partners chest over and over again with whispered blessings after each one

[yourenumber1]

Nobody’s promised tomorrow

So I’ma love you every night

Like it’s the last night

Every single time we’re together I know it could be our last. I cherish our time 💋❤️

[apollos-boyfriend]

hannibal is that meme of books where the big stack is normal hannibal and the small one is hannibal if jack actually cared about will's mental state

not only that but?? proper laws and proceedings?? there’s no way what they did with freddie was legal. and probably could’ve circumvented a bunch of bullshit. abigail’s the daughter of a high-profile serial killer whose victims haven’t been found nor was he able to given proper sentencing and retribution. why was her hospital room not guarded or at least monitored. there’s still BLOOD and EVIDENCE in her UNMONITORED HOUSE. like i’m not an expert on any of this but it’s just common sense i fear 😭

[sunriseindigo]

happy birthday min 💜

[pwurrz]

you know what sounds incredibly troublesome?? concocting a medicine that repels earthworms, digging up the roots of whatever plant they’re currently feeding on and spraying the soil where those plants used to be with the aforementioned medicine. god knows how many of these plants need to be dug up. could be hundreds of them.

and you know what quincy, local hater of all things troublesome decides to do anyways?? help yakumo with such a troublesome task. he 100% didn’t have to, by the way. he could’ve just told yakumo what to do, he’s good at following instructions, but no. quincy decided that not only was he going to make the medicine after buying the ingredients from the market, but also go all the way to yakumo’s village and help dig up each of the plants and put the medicine in the holes left behind.

i.. was right. i was so right. quincy would do anything for yakumo, no matter how troublesome. he’ll sigh and mumble all the while, sure, but if he really didn’t want to do it, he just wouldn’t. we know quincy. if anyone else were to ask for his help with such a tedious task he would 100% just explain to them how to do and be on his way. but not yakumo.

yakumo asks quincy to do something, and he does it, no matter how troublesome. yakumo asks quincy a question, and he takes it seriously, no matter how difficult it may be to explain. honestly, if yakumo said jump, quincy would most likely ask ‘how high’ because he of all people knows it’s pretty much impossible to say no to the serpent’s sweet face ♡

[jmdbjk]

46 more Mondays ... hang in there.

As for me and Jungkook... Jimin, you will always be #1 to us.

Your album MUSE was the legitimate #1, I don't care what anyone else says. You worked hard to develop your musical and performing creativity over the past two years and you made it come to life in this album. You've come a long way and I'm so proud of you.

I cannot wait to see what you do next. If there is something else you've left for us to hear and see before you get back, it is just icing on the cake for me. Thank you.

[bananararama-hasmoved]

Apparently when you use Tumblr's gifs it notifies the maker of the gifs??? And I used a random gif to respond to a proselfship reblog thing and the maker straight up told me to delete the gif and block them on 2 accounts?? Fym with that I don't even know who you are 😟

It was literally this meme

[citizenerased77]

i keep fooling myself into thinking i'm sane and then i find images like this in the depths of pinterest

please help me

[mad-hunts]

okay, so... i HAVE to know whether anyone else has experienced the same thing as me yesterday because this was wild to log onto JSJSJ so, after taking a bit of a break from tumblr altogether yesterday, i logged onto this account only to discover that i had 99+ notifications.

and you know who they were from? a literal tumblr called STALKER of stuff, like UMM?? it lowkey (okay, highkey, NGL LOL) kinddd of creeped me out because it seems like they went through all of my posts and liked them for some reason, which 😅 i'm not trying to say those that like my content can't like it OFC, but idk.

something about it was just weird. (now, i humbly request that y'all please just block this person if you come across them instead of engaging with them. but if you want to do so, then i know that i can't stop y'all, though dang — this was bizarre. ESPECIALLY because right after i blocked them on their main account, they seemed to like one of my posts with another account they had because it had almost the exact same username.)

[fyodior]

I wanna knock Fyodor up so badly. He’d look so hot pregnant and he’d start showing super early because his tummy is so skinny and flat. He gets so moody and pouty, has the weirdest cravings and hates his bump more the bigger it gets. Has the cutest waddle when he’s all swollen, and despises pregnancy sex because you can’t keep your hands off of the bump.

AHHHHHH YESYESYESYES literally my favorite thing to talk about……. fedya is literally the most cutest most perfect pregnant person ever he’s just so beautiful and glowing (not during the first trimester tho he’s just constantly puking) his bump is so so adorable. he is SO moody yes like the worst mood swings of all time he can be a little bit insufferable….. like yall can be cuddling on the couch he’s all happy in your arms and suddenly he decides he’s totally over it and is fucking fuming. you take it all in stride are so accommodating and sweet with him bc you know it’s so hard on his body and he’s having a rough time. you will run outta the house at 3am to get his craziest craving from the convenience store bc you just want to see him happy and even just seeing him smile is more than enough to be worth it. you see him dipping cheetos into his chicken noodle soup and you’re like babe…. whatcha doin……… his little pregnant waddle anon u read my mind shdjsjdjsd him with one hand on his lower back groaning as he waddles through the house, struggling as his hips spread to accommodate for the big baby in his belly UGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

and the pregnancy sex oh my GOD…… he goes through phases where he is the horniest motherfucker alive and needs you to fuck him multiple times a day to being absolutely sex repulsed. and there’s no telling when either is going to start or end sjdjwjjdej he does get so frustrated sometimes because you’ll get so distracted by his baby bump and just touching and admiring and kissing it, marveling at the fact that you guys made a baby together, that you kind of forget that you’re fucking him……. and it drives him so crazy LMAO

[tinystepsforward]

algerian trans women arent able to compete in women sports at all, but yeah its makes no sense to call khelif tme. youre so fucking smart.

(this is a response to this post) i see you don't believe that i'm quoting one of the trans women in my life about that, which is your prerogative. it's also your right to miss my point entirely both about the ways this alienates intersex people and about the rigidity of a binary that comes down to the same shrinking circles terfs draw when they try to quantify what a woman is (speak up for women, the most organised nz group, have now submitted on the human rights act suggesting that all babies be karyotyped at birth and the results be public, bc they can't establish any other definition they agree on. absolutely fucking nobody, not even their christian or conspiracist allies, agrees with them on this one.)

but you don't have to take my word for it! when i was at that consultation with the nz law commission, i was in a room with many other intersex and trans people, including trans athletes and trans women like lexie matheson who consult on trans inclusion in sports at a high national level. i don't think there's a single person in that room who did not name what was happening to khelif as we spoke as transmisogyny, who did not speak of her as part of a group with whom we all shared something.

at the end of the day, prison abolition informs all of my politics. i believe that we must look clearly and carefully at harm and distinguish it from discomfort or disagreement, and identify its structural sources and true perpetrators. i believe that to build a better future we must be capable of imagining one. i believe that we can build a world where suffering is not the metric by which we determine value or punishment or righteousness. i believe that we can build a world where we centre and uplift those who are most hurt, in every arena — black and brown trans women, here; in some of my other work, it's incarcerated intellectually disabled people, or asian migrant sex workers affected by section 19, the list goes on — without then pitting them against other people who share some of the same story and will benefit from the same deconstruction of the systems that hold them down. i believe we can build a world in which asab doesn't affect so much of your life by beginning that work now.

there's a politics of scarcity — you have it better than me, so we have nothing in common. i saw it all the time in brothels, the idea that the new girl is taking money out of your kids' mouths. the viciousness with which people who are struggling are so ready to abandon solidarity. is it so hard to demand better for everyone? to think less about the ways we're alone and more about the ways we're together?

maybe it is. i know that well enough as a prison abolitionist. people get scared. they swing at shadows, they swing at anyone who seems to be suffering less, they — we, i should say, i am certainly not immune — get blindingly jealous of people who seem to have it easier. that's grief! that's grief for the easier life that we deserve. and we get to mourn, and take that time to feel it, and then we can choose if we want to keep working hand in hand with each other toward a world where that grief is dwarfed by the promise of the future.