#(Doesn't hate him at all. infact they love and care about him a lot)

[wayfinderships]

IM SO NORMAL ABOUT HIM...

[pileofboneswrites]

PRETTY BOY_headcanons.strangerthings

general eddie munson headcanons.

SUMMARY — some of my eddie headcanons :)

MASTERLIST | NEXT

eddie is adhd personified

will start 16 tasks then realize he didn't finish the first one so he will go back and then turn around and do the same thing until he's finished them all

will make himself something to eat or drink, and then go back to the livingroom/his room and get hungry/thirsty only to find thr drink or snack waiting for him because he forgot it the first time

puts things down and then 'loses' them constantly!! it's literally in front of your face pretty boy!!!

obsessed with music, and absolutely hates silence

he literally cannot function if there's silence

cleaning the kitchen? he's blasting metallica. in the shower? black sabbath on full volume and you better believe he's doing every (air) guitar solo, and singing along the whole time. getting ready for bed/falling alseep? his favourite dio album is turned down low enough it won't bother wayne, but it's playing until he either passes out and it clicks off, or he's putting on another album

isn't a music genre snob but in the same breath will tell you he'd rather die than listen to country music

despite his stance on country music, loves willy nelson and johnny cash (because who doesn't???)

loves animals and would kill if he caught someone abusing them

cries watching kitty/puppy videos, because they're so damn innocent and too good for humanity and this world

he physically cannot watch those ads about abused animals, will turn the tv off or leave the room (will still get misty eyed just thinking about the poor babies)

will steal animals he sees being mistreated, and will either beg wayne to let him keep them or rehome them to somewhere they'll be loved and properly cared for (he goes and visits them periodically too)

super flirty with people, especially if you're on the shyer side, or are an old lady

if he notices you're shy/insecure he'll lay it on thick (loves seeing people blush/get flustered)

loves old ladies, like grandma's, always tells them they don't look old enough to have children let alone grandchildren or gasp, great grandchildren

gets easily flustered when people flirt with him

he's a natural flirt, unless someone flirts first/or flirts back – then his brain short circuits and he's completely thrown off his game

very gentlemanly

holds open doors for everyone, doesn't matter if you're a man, woman, etc, also doesn't matter how far from the door you are, he will hold it if he sees you coming in his direction — respects wait staff, janitors, etc (always leaves a good tip because people suck, and wait staff deserve to be treated well and tipping is essential!!!)

is a good cook/terrible baker

loves to try new recipes, loves experimenting with his cooking, wayne taught him the basics and then eddie started cooking super all the time for them, making sure wayne was well fed

also can make delicious food out of things you would never expect!!

do not try the cookies/muffins/cupcakes/etc. just don't he doesn't realize that baking soda and baking powder are different things!!!! he will make you the saltiest baked goods you've ever tried!!!

looks like a black cat is infact a golden retriever

he is a silly, goofy, happy boy!! he likes meeting new people, making new friends, (also thinks hes a lap dog)

has zero spatial awareness

he flings his hands/arms around like there's no one else on the planet often results in accidentally hitting someone or almost hitting someone

walks into things in his eyeline that he can see are coming closer, or tries to dodge things when they get close enough instead of just moving over half an inch

bumps his head, stubs his toes a lot, trips or almost trips like once an hour

will bump into your if you're walking beside him, he has a bad habit of nearly shoving people into walls because of how close he gets

apologizes to inanimate objects that he bumps into on the regular

taught himself to play the guitar, drums and piano

when he was a kid his grandparents had a little standing piano in their living room and he'd mess around with it, and then he heard a song on the radio he really liked that had a piano in it so he sat down and over christmas break he taught himself how to play the song, and then how to play some more songs — he only ever seeks out a piano when he's sad now

wayne got him a kid sized drum set for christmas one year, and he played with it until it ultimately broke apart — he taught gareth to play drums

his love of playing guitar came from his father, who before and abandoning eddie taught him a couple chords, and gave him his first guitar — it was an acoustic but it was the only good gift his father ever gave him

cannot stay still

fidgets with his rings, taps his foot, clicks pens (until everyone around his is annoyed), picks at peeling paint, stickers, etc, doodles on himself constantly

has hearing loss from how loud he plays his music + not wearing ear protection at band practices

its mostly because of how loud he cranks his music in the van, never realizes how bad it is until he gets in in the morning for work/school and nearly deafens himself but also scares himself so bad that sometimes he dumps his coffee all over the place

has a terrible memory

writes lists/important 'to do's' on the top of his hand/wrist because he always forgets something, he always has something written down — and despite this still forgets

reuses jokes that aren't that funny but will die laughing upon every delivery

walks into hell fire weaing the same shirt as every friday session and will say "oh that's embarrassing, we've all worn the same thing" ((also not my head canon but it's so funny and i can't stop thinking about it so i had to add it))

is always reading something

be it a horror novel, a dnd manual, something someone recommended to him, he always has a book on/with him

loves thunderstorms and rain

he finds it calming, the rhythmic beating of the rain hitting the metal of the trailer roof, a kind of music in its own right

he likes to sit in the doorway and watch as it pours down, just sitting there, feeling the mist of cool water that sprays up

under absolutely no circumstances does he fuck with porcelain dolls

their eyes are creepy and they follow you, 'nough said

loves halloween more than any other holiday

dresses up every year with zero regard for what anyone thinks, loves to scare kids, always has the most elaborate set up so that he can sit out in the yard and watch/be apart of the scaring

is a lover

doesn't really have many preferences for a partner, isn't really set on a specific gender, body type, age, etc

i'm of the belief that eddie would love you for loving him

terrible at fighting

he prefers not to fight, which is why he wears rings, so if he has to at least that might get them to back off

so good at gift giving

he remembers that one thing you mentioned that one time like nine years ago and anytime he sees something that reminds him of you he gets it

prefers to make gifts for people, and always gets them something they love/need

[cvnt4him]

Hello!!! I really love your writing style and I want to try out requesting<3 How about IT girl reader in a serious relationship with Izuku in middle school? I don't know if this disobeys your rules, if it does, I'm sorry 😭

Tysm nonnie/nonette!!! I am so glad you actually took the time out of your day to read my rules!! They are a bit outdated to the way that I am/write now but I will do this It just won't be smut I hope that's alright ty for the req and i hope you enjoy<33

Wherever you walked you left a message. Whatever room you entered, all eyes were on you. You just had an effect on people that made their jaws drop. Izukus however was always dropped the lowest. He was a complete dork. A nerdy adorable dork.

You watched everything very closely. You were an observant person and every time you seen izuku get mistreated it angered you deeply. Your first time seeing izuku get bullied you assumed it truly was a one time thing, but we all know it wasn't.

You watched from behind a door, katsuki and his goons laughing down at izuku ridiculing and insulting him. Izuku tried hard not to cry, tears brimming in his eyes every ounce of strength in his body trying to not let these boys see him cry.

It broke your heart. What else were you to do besides treat them the way they treated him. You called out to them making the goons run away, katsuki rolled his eyes and stood his ground. He was an egotistical, conceited, rich boy who felt nobody could tell him what to do.

"the fucks wrong with you? Why are you treating him like this, dickhead."

You called out to him, the blond scoffed looking you up and down taking you in. The way stood the way you spoke and they you looked, it even flustered him. You walked with your head held high, always and people acknowledged that, he wouldn't admit it but it was respectable.

"just a little joke between friends s'all. What's it t'ya?"

He spoke to you, loud and brass he didn't care who heard him and wasn't afraid to speak. You roll your eyes at the statement, it's clearly obvious they weren't friends with izuku.

"you're not his friend. If you were you wouldn't be treating him like shit, or a two dollar hooker your rich daddy bought for you."

Izuku didn't dare to look up at you or him, he tried hard to keep his head down until the two of you were finished, maybe katsuki would let him go by then.

Katsuki sucked his teeth and looked you up and down once more, your words were off and insulting. He fucking hated it.

"the fuck did y— "

"back the hell off, katsuki."

You cut him off putting your hand in the air ushering him to shut up, he infact did which is what took both you and izuku off guard, himself too. He doesn't listen to anyone yet your intimidating mannerisms were getting to him.

He grumbled and growled at you trying to find words to say, his hands beating and palms trickling with light, you simply brushed him aside and walked over to izuku who looked up at you with wide eyes.

"need a hand?"

You chuckle, with a polite smile and pretty eyes staring down at the freckled boy.

"m- me?!"

You nod eagerly, he was just about to take it before everything went up in explosions. Anger yells being heard from the same blond who you dismissed earlier.

You vowed to stay close to izuku, try your hardest to keep him out of harms way. You wanted him to make it to highschool no matter where that was.

"..oh and midoriya, you wanted to go to UA high as well right?"

The teacher asks unimpressed and surprised, izuku scrunched in his seat trying not to be seen as much as his classmates laughed and ridiculed him. Saying this like he'd never be more than a lowly sidekicks servant and how he could get in the support courses. So many things you didn't agree with.

Yet you also wondered how far he'd get without a quirk.. it's not like you wanted to make him feel bad but you wanted to make sure he was in reality. A lot of people dream big and never reach their desired destination at the end of the road, you don't want that bright light in him to burn out.

"Shut up, all of you! He can do whatever he wants!"

You tried to yell at the laughing students, some of them ceased their noises while others, like katsuki, continued to laugh loudly.

"oh please! Why do you waste your time with him anyways. He's a quirkless nobody, hell, he'd have better luck getting a quirk if he took a swan dive off of the building!"

Laughs erupted from his classmates as he groaned heavily, katsukis volcanic ruby red eyes shot over to the green haired boy with a shit eating smirk on his face. You hated how evil katsuki was, he was shitty and cruel and vile.

By then there was only a month or two left of class before you would all graduate and head on to high school. You were ready you vouldnt wait to get away from katsuki and his evil antics, but you wkrried abiut izuku. He wasn't exactly a social butterfly or anything he was always exiled off into his own little circle writing in his little notebook.

When the two of you would sit together or you would attempt to start a conversation with him he'd just look at you with wide eyes and a red face. So red you could hardly see his freckles. You understand at times you can be a bit intimidating or loud, but you wanted his last months to be memorable. He didn't deserve the hatred and bullying he got.

You ended up giving him your number for whoever he wanted to talk or just rent about something. He took it in silence, flustered face being flushed red as he literally got a nose bleed. It was funny and kind of adorable, you never understood how someone so cute could be treated so shitty.

One Sunday night he texted you for the first time. Your phone vibrated as you picked it up to see a text from an unknown number, you pretty much assumed it was izuku just because he was the only person you'd given your number to first hand.

'hope to see you at school tomorrow. Goodnight. :)"

You hummed at the cute little smiley face at the end of the sentence, it made you feel kind of flustered in a way. Not flustered necessarily just kind of.. excited? You had butterflies swarming in your tummy as you held your phone to your mouth trying to figure out the feeling you felt.

You read the message one more time, butterflies swarming your tummy once again, you giggled to yourself and rolled around in your bed before the message dawned on you in a different way. What did he mean 'hope to see you tomorrow'? Is something wrong? Was he going to...

So many different things ran through your head, you'd always seen those lame little tiktok videos where someone talked about a message their friend randomly send at 3am saying goodbye n shit. You never took them seriously, you just thought they were kind of cringe. It never crossed your mind that you might have that kind of friend.

Maybe izuku was a ticking time bomb. Maybe he'd just finally had enough, so many things raked your mind as your fingers acted on their own. You had called him for fucks sake. It rang and rang and rang, you were terrified. You couldn't believe you had called him and if you hung up now he might think something bad of you, and if he declined the call or didn't answer you would feel so embarrassed.

To your surprise.. he did.

"h- hel- hello..."

His voice was small and kind of cracky, like pitchy. He cleared his throat silently on the other side as you couldn't help but giggle. He heard your sweet voice and basically melted, you laugh triggered his and he silently chuckled underneath his breath. He was the cutest thing ever.

Once he got quite used to you, he got rather chatty. His voice was hushed which you expected, it was night and you were sure his family was sleeping. The more comfortable he got the louder he got, you'd never really heard his voice since every time he spoke in class he seemed to have a lace of fear or regret in his voice. It was always shaky and unconfident.

Hearing him now it was hard to believe that was the same little guy who slouches in his seat to avoid being seen by his classmates in fear he might get bullied.

You guys talked for hours, you explained to him how you thought he would do something stupid that he felt right in the moment. He literally screeched when he heard your assumption.

"you really thought I'd do something like that?! Come on!! Have a little more faith in me.."

"hehe, I'm sorry 'zuku, you're right I shouldn't have assumed like that."

You heard him squeak on the other line, he got kind of silent before stuttering a reply. You hummed at this, taking in every little detail you could of your first call. You had realized you'd called him 'zuku instead of izuku. That clearly was the cause of his sudden change in tone and the little stutters.

Hed never gotten a nickname before or even had much of a friend before. His whole childhood was hanging out with katsuki and just following him around like a lost puppy and sticking to his side like a barnacle on a boat.

You two ended up chatting all night, the both of you were tired out of your minds, lazily talking to one another, little deep breaths coming from his end. He had gotten quite silent besides the little breaths he took. You listened closely to the little hums that escaped him. It sent a vibrating feeling deep inside of you, you but your lip and buried your face in your pillow just listening closely to him before he spoke in a tired and raspy voice.

"y/n?"

He whispered through the phone. You were instantly snapped out of whatever little haze he put you in what his breaths. You hummed and he let out a breathy chuckle apologizing if he woke or startled you.

Once you got to school you seen Izuku alone, at his locker, per use. You walked up to him with a wave, once he acknowledged you he was so terribly red, he could hardly even face you he was trying hard not to look at you as he just fiddled with his bag until you made your way over to him.

He was a lot more confident over the phone than he was now, he was trying his hardest to hide his face with his arms as you spoke to him, greeting him and laughing at how tired he looked.

You had a little time before your class actually started so you wanted to get as much time with him as possible before his usual buzz kills arrived.

You two sat on a bench and talked, he showed you little drawings that he was embarrassed of but never really got to show anyone. His artstyle wasn't.. the best, but he had potential plus you'd never intentionally put him down no matter what so you hyped him up and wrapped your arm around him with a smile.

He was extremely red and had a wobbly smile on his freckled face. He felt so comfortable around you, so normal. You didn't see him as a waste of space or a useless nobody. You seen him as a human and that was the greatest thing he could ever ask for. Of course something deep inside of him always tried to put him down, making him think things like 'you must pity him to be friends with him'..

Katsuki and the others might've been his bullies but no one made him feel worse than himself. Sure katsuki knew little things about him and always used that to his advantage but he always knew how to make himself want to actually do something drastic.

Izuku was stuck in his mind so visibly to the point you had to snap him out of it. You gently caressed his cheek and held his face in one of your hands, he jolted back to reality blinking a couple of times before he looked at you, you had gotten quite close and personal.

You had a little grin on your face as you looked into his big wide emerald eyes. They were so bright and hopeful, you could see your entire future in them. So big and radiant, this precious boy with kaleidoscope eyes. They were all you could look at.

Izuku gulped and shook beneath your touch, you were so close and it seemed like you were getting closer. He didn't know what to do or how to react but he wanted to be ready. Izuku had looked up how to kiss long ago. He'd also watched other things.. but that's a story for another time.

Within an instant he closed his eyes pursed his lips and began slowly getting closer to you. A small giggle left your lips before you grabbed both sides of his face, you warm palms making his eyes shoot open, a flush of red painting his freckled cheeks. His mouth went into a wobbly frown, he was so embarrassed he assumed you were stopping him because you didn't want to kiss him..

He was slightly disappointed, slightly was quite an understatement. He was very disappointed, he wanted you to kiss him, he wanted you to have his first kiss. He thought you wanted him like he wanted you..

You sigh with a wide smile on your face and pull him into a soft kiss, his eyes blew wide and his whole body shook underneath you, he couldn't believe.. he was having his first ever kiss. Izukus eyes fluttered shut as he let out a whimpery moan, the pitchy sound made you giggle before breaking the kiss.

He tried so hard to hide his face from you but you couldn't help to grab him and hold him close, his face came right up against your chest and he was even more embarrassed, but he was glad he had a place to hide and bury his face facd into.

"can I uh- uhm... be your.. your boyfriend.."

"yes you can, zuzu."

AN: this took a while to finish gang

[i-yap]

Hi, I saw you wrote about Jason, could you tell me how Jason would behave with someone who loves him unconditionally? but it wasn't even a batgirl or middle , What would happen? Would it be a lot of fights or...? for your past

I wanted you to write so much 😭 please

Yess i do write for jason, ik i show a lot of love to dick(he's my baby) and tim( also my baby) but jason is also my baby( my indian parents are very disappointed in me)

Jason x Superloving! y/n

You are his dream girl!! the perfect match!! a normal girl who loves him no matter what he has to deal with, someone safe, warm and kind to come to after living a life he hates.

You need to be incredibly patient, caring and observant when it comes to jason. Bro can not communicate his feelings nor does he knows how to show them. He wants to , if he could he would bring the stars and moon and make them into pretty beads to have the honor to be a part of your necklace collection. Infact just ask him to and he will find a way. But with you, aka someone who loves him no matter what- he doesn't feel as guilty and insecure about not being able to be as open and romantic as you deserve.

Also jason would really be best off with a non vigilante/hero/powers girlfriend. Some comics mention how much Jason hates this sort of life but has been living it cause he has no other outlet for his trauma and pain and feels like he has no out anymore. So a sweet, kind girl who allows him to see what a normal life could be like. Who helps him overcome his trauma in a healthy way .

Jason also loves simple domestic things, he never grew up with them. Never had anything close to a "home" not a house, a "home. You give that to him. Someplace where he can breathe, be happy and in love.

Fight? haha no way. I mean yes jason explodes sometimes and runs away from expressing himself. And ofcourse you worry for him . He also is super jealous and insecure. So misunderstandings happen. But since you are so loving, patient and openly infatuated with Jason, its really rare that you actually fight. Maybe in the beginning of the relationship but after that almost never fight

Jason could never hurt you, he wont. its his biggest fear . And the moment a single tear comes to your eyes or u get really upset , he drops everything and then you're the priority. Noone hurts you, not even him .

I think you and Jason after a couple years will just leave all that vigilante stuff behind and jason becomes a nice literature professor and you pursue your own dreams. also start a nice way of helping out homeless kids and rehabilitation of substance abusers . ( I will forever push jason literature teacher canon) In the end, you guys will probably the first of the batfam to get married and maybe even get kids. You are everything Jason needs and once he gets over his issues, he'll be sure to tell you that.

I hope this was what you were looking for, I didn't fully understand the request. Thanks for asking so nicely , it really motivates me to write when I see such nice requests.

[xoxoskai]

REMIARI (AND EVERY COULD'VE BEEN)

RemiAri's book would 100% be called Goddess of Chaos.

Unedited cuz your girl is lazy doesn't have time.

For Nyxie.

Ariella Nash first notices Remi Astor when he's bawling his eyes out.

Silver decided to swing by the Astor mansion with her girls to check on the youngest Astor after he dislocated his knee during a game.

With her mother preoccupied and her sister following the oldest King around, Ariella sits by the window, bored out of her mind.

"Baby Nash, pass me that"

Ariella slants a look at the only heir to the Astor Empire and suddenly pities her Aunt Teal a lot.

Her gaze finally catches the basketball lying near her feet that Remington is making grabby fingers (she thought he was too old to do something like that) towards.

"You're bedridden and have been advised to take intensive care. Two hairline fractures mean you shouldn't exert yourself anymore"

Of course, she doesn't say any of it to him as she picks the ball up and throws it without a care.

So, maybe she should have cared a bit. If the crunch sound was any indication.

He groans in frustration, hands slapping over the hurt and Ariella will feel guilty about it later when she finds out she slightly disfigured his nose but for now, she thinks it's not that bad until she hears him sniffle.

"Oh my God! Are you crying?"

Remington Astor hates that he's crying. In front of a 14 y/o no less.

"It's a natural reaction to getting hit in the face, kid"

He peeks through his hands and realizes she's moved a lot closer than he thought. Infact, she's standing right above him.

"Does it hurt a lot?"

"Of course it does! This is the nose of an aristocrat, and you might have broken it"

"My condolences"

The deadpan way in which she delivers her sarcasm has Remi speechless.

Eyebrows scrunched, bed hair and teary eyed, Ariella blinks at him before she leans closer.

"You're kinda pretty when you cry"

He frowns.

She smiles.

It cannot be a good sign.

And so, it begins. Ariella Nash's biggest obsession.

At first, she's just messing with him to see what kind of reactions she can get from him. A whole lot, she finds out.

Initially, Cole finds the prospect funny and helps his daughter in messing with the Astor. It's only until Silver has to spell it out for him that Ariella has a crush on him that even she hasn't recognized yet and suddenly the idea isn't as hilarious as it was.

"It'll go away" Silver tries to reassure him.

Checking the magazine in his gun, Cole shrugs "Or I can make him go away."

Remington is tired of having his friend's little sister show up everywhere and sabotaging his chances with other girls whenever he's home.

So, he stops announcing his visits home. He tries to visit his parents as discreetly as possible.

Only for Ariella to be at the dinner table, eyes twinkling, the image of complete innocence as she acts surprised.

"I was just visiting Uncle Ronan and Aunt Teal!" She tries telling him, following him up the stairs to his room after dinner.

Remi doesn't believe her. He's making plans to screw Ava over who probably rat him out for when he refused to spy on his cousin for her.

"Sure, you were"

"Either way, boy I'm glad I chose today cuz imagine I missed running into you"

She's waggling her eyebrows at him, and Remi stops in his tracks, turning to face the girl who was an entire foot shorter than him.

"Ariella. Out of respect for your parents, especially your dad who loves cleaning his guns whenever I come over, I'm going to tell you this for the last time" Pausing for effect, Remi continues when Ariella's playful smile drops "Whatever notion you have in your head about us, kill it. Find someone more appropriate for your age"

Chewing the inside of her cheek, her lips pulled into a sulky pout, Ariella asks "You don't want to hang out with me because I'm 14?"

"I knew they crossed over Ava, but you have smart genes after all" Lightly patting her head as a mockery, Remi moves to open the door to his room.

Leaving a frowning Ariella behind.

Remi doesn't see much of her after that.

Ariella never stops looking at him.

It's virtually impossible when he's so close. When their families are so close. When she sees him even if she does not want to.

Remi is relieved. Minus a follow from her on Instagram and a heart emoji on his pictures sometimes, Ariella keeps to herself. For the most part.

She would not harm any of his flings or dates. Not directly at least. And not for the lack of trying. Being underage meant she couldn't enter any of the clubs, but it didn't stop her from paying people to get stuff done.

Toying with belongings, keying their cars or spray painting them, nothing truly malicious or irreversible, just petty.

Remi figured she wouldn't directly harm him, so he made it a point to pick up all his dates in his car, hold their stuff for them and drop them home. Infact, he would've thanked Ariella for all the extra points it won him to do that.

Ariella retaliated by drawing a :p on the side mirror of his car with a sharpie after that.

But then, Remi misses her 18th birthday party.

Ariella leaves her own party to go sabotage whatever fun Remi was having.

She's undeterred at the chaos ensuing at his place, stomping around the place looking for him. When she can't find him, she goes up to the DJ, unplugs the music till Remi comes looking for the disturbance himself.

"Baby Nash, what the fuck?"

He's shirtless, his hair is disheveled and he's wearing shades indoors. He's never looked more perfect.

"I've waited four years for you, Remington Astor" Ariella tells him, the crowd silent as the words float over them to him "I refuse to wait any longer"

Cole and Ronan are both bothered. Ronan is worried for his son. Cole is worried what he might end up doing to Ronan's son.

Remi is truly thankful he's graduating. Unfortunately for him, Ariella chooses to go to university in the city.

Ariella might as well get an internship at King Enterprises for all the time she spends over there.

Remi might like his job, enjoy it even (he's great at delegating his own work) if a certain hellion didn't show up routinely just to "spend time with him".

Soon, her own workload takes over and Ariella's visits are shorter and briefer. So much so that if Remi times it well, he can skip bumping into her at all.

"She's in the States" Ava provides without him even asking "Some fancy mentorship program at NASA"

"She's a STEM student?"

"Yep. She's smarter than everyone sitting here on this table"

Landon says something in retaliation, but Remi has already tuned him out realizing he didn't really know the youngest Nash like he thought he did.

Ariella cannot believe her father signed her up for this and even though she loves the opportunity and being a scientist is her dream goal (apart from marrying Remi), she thinks she's facing withdrawals from not having seen Remi in so long.

"Oh relax" Her mentor rolls his eyes, flicking the test tube in her hand to gain her attention "Nothing is going to happen to him in six months"

"You don't know that"

"It's true. I don't" He shrugs "But what I do know is that your burner should've been turned off 30 seconds ago"

"Shoot!" Frantically taking the beaker off the stove, Ariella is running it under the water as she makes faces at her mentor.

Working with Jayden Adler is a chore Ariella reluctantly commits herself to because his brilliance was unmatched and even she was aware.

If him guessing she was lovesick ten minutes into meeting her was any indication.

"Miss me?" She asks Remi one fateful Tuesday afternoon that she flew in to surprise him when she couldn't take it anymore.

Remi shuts the door in her face.

"Oh c'mon!" She bangs at the door till he opens it "Really? You're not even going to ask me how I've been?"

Remi holds back what he really wants to say and leans against the door "Baby Nash, to ask I'd have to care"

"You do care" Remi holds his breath because for one second, he believes she read his mind "In that big heart of yours, you care about everyone"

"It would seem you don't know me as well as you thought"

"Wanna bet?"

Remi is actually terrified of losing that bet.

And so, divine intervention helps him.

When the girl he was entertaining before Ariella conveniently cockblocked them calls for him, it's like a switch flips and she immediately shuts down.

"Well then" She's taking a step back and instead of feeling relieved, he's slightly annoyed and then alarmed at his own reaction "I should go see my parents. I'll see you around"

Remi watches her go before shutting the door.

Ariella coming to see him before she went home...does things to him.

Things he does not want to delve into.

Next time he sees Ariella, she's flown in for Ava's wedding.

"Look. I love you, Ava. I really do. But you have to tell me if something's going on, okay? Dad's probably not even coming to the wedding, and this is all too rushed. If something's up, you said you'd always tell me"

"Ari, nothing's up. I love him and I'm marrying him"

"You look like it's your funeral, Ava. I don't know who you're trying to fool"

"Bitch. Did you just say the bride isn't looking radiant?"

Remi is about to announce himself after conveniently eavesdropping the entire time, but Ariella laughs and he stands arrested, listening for a moment longer before he snaps out of it.

"You look positively hideous" Remi provides and it's like a kick to the gut to see Ariella light up like the sun after a cloudy day.

"You, on the other hand-" She moves closer to him, and whispers "-look positively ravishing"

"That is positively inappropriate"

"So, you liked it then?"

Remi has to stop himself from smiling so he turns his attention to Ava, shouldering past Ariella to hug his friend.

Of course, Ava put him on groomsmen duties to walk her sister of all people down the aisle.

"Practice" Ariella mouths to him with a wink.

Remi is scared of turning his back to Cole but thankfully, Cole is more preoccupied with Ava at the moment to notice.

When he offers his arm to Ariella, she cannot stop smiling.

"Ours should be bigger" she tells him when he starts leading her down the aisle.

Remi, who knows in general that his wedding would be the biggest wedding of the century, hums along in agreement.

"I'm not sure my wife would want you to be her bridesmaid, Ari"

"Well, I'd expect not. Unless she wants a "Fiancé runs away with bridesmaid night before wedding" headline on her wedding day"

"You're awfully confident I'll run away with you"

"No" They reach the dais and she's letting his arm go so she can take her place "I'm just confident you'll be mine. Come hell or highwater"

Remi has to be pulled aside by Brandon from where he stood arrested in the middle of the dais after that.

Ariella is basically attached to him by the hip for the reception. So much so that he can smell her lemon and citrus shampoo hours later.

During a mandatory luncheon with all their parents at the Astors mansion, Ariella finds Remi shooting hoops in the backyard where his parents had a basketball court built for him.

"Five free-throws. If I win, you go on a date with me"

Remi, poised for a three-pointer almost missteps when he hears that before laughing.

"You're crazy"

"For you. But we've established that"

Remi makes the shot, misses and turns to see Ariella taking off her heels. Something about her knowing not to ruin the wooden flooring scrapes on the inside of his ribs. Remi doesn't want to find out what it is.

"C'mon" She makes grabby fingers at the ball he's holding, and he should find it ridiculous.

Standing in a blue halter dress that complimented her eyes, barefoot in his basketball court, hair flowing and an entire head shorter than him, he should've found the notion ridiculous. He doesn't.

"I'm not going on a date with you, Ariella"

"You were almost drafted into the NBA. And you're scared of losing to little ol' moi?"

The chances were looking really good for him. But he didn't put Ariella above dark forces and black magic.

"So?"

"What do I get if I win?" He's dribbling the ball around, Ariella turning in his direction as he moved about like he was the sun, and she was the earth revolving around him.

"What do you want?"

Remi opens his mouth, answer on the ready like he'd been waiting his entire life, but Ariella interrupts him "You can't make me leave you alone so asking for that is fruitless"

"There's nothing I gain from this, then" Remi gets into position to shoot a half-court shot.

"I would do anything for you"

Remi makes the shot.

"Have at it then" he tells her, trying to do anything to dissipate the charged tension they were pulled into because of her words.

How could she say things like that so casually to him?

It didn't matter. He would win and he'd ask her to comply with a restraining order or something if that's what it would take to keep her away.

And he needed her away. Desperately.

When Ariella takes position and on instinct Remi notices her perfect stance, he's scared he's made a mistake he cannot recover from.

It ends in a tie. 5-5.

"Couldn't you have made a mistake?" She's pouting as she puts on her heels.

"You could've told me you were preparing for the NBA yourself"

"I'm not on your level, yet. Jayden plays and we would go out and shoot sometimes during breaks"

"Who's Jayden?"

Ariella pauses buckling and looks up, grinning "Are you jealous? You don't have to be. He's my mentor"

"I'm not jealous. If you want to marry him, I'll even catch the bouquet at your wedding. You have my full blessings"

"He's cute but I'll pass" Remi almost dents the basketball from how hard his fingers are pressing into it "Blondes aren't my type" She rises to her full height, still only reaching his chin "Brunettes are"

"I, on the other hand, love blondes"

"I'll make an appointment at the salon before our date"

"Good God, Ariella. We're not going on a date"

"But I won."

"I won too."

"What do you want?"

Remi thinks it's crazy how fast the answer comes to him. An answer that couldn't be beaten out of him.

So, he does what he's best at. Deviation.

He hates that she pulls it off. When she enters the cafe, looking for him, Remi thinks he's an idiot that he didn't just make her go bald instead. Maybe that would stop him from finding her cute. Maybe he shouldn't have shown up. He blamed his own curiosity.

"So? Aren't I pulling it off? I nearly gave Mom a heart attack and Ava laughed for a solid hour, but you asked for it so here we are"

Remi fails to answer as Ariella puts her purse down, her bowl cut swaying a little as she sits down and faces him.

It's insanity. The little hellion stalker actually manages to pull it off.

And he thought she couldn't get cuter.

"It's perfectly disastrous" He can tell he hurt her with that as she quickly turns to call for the waiter. And because his parents raised him better than that, he's doing instant damage control "But you pull it off, yes"

Her face snaps back to him and when she notices he's being sincere, she smiles "My treat. What do you wanna eat?"

When they've placed their orders, Ariella reaches into her bag and procures a small box "I got something made for you, but I never got a chance to give it to you before"

She pushes it toward him, and Remi is almost scared to open the black velvet box.

"Relax, it's not an engagement ring"

"With you. I'd expect nothing less"

"You want to get engaged?" When Remi shoots her a glare, she smiles cheekily "I'll wait till you propose. Besides, I want the sapphire Great Aunt Charlotte wears"

"That's a family heirloom so chances of you getting that is...none"

"When I asked her for it, she said it's mine if I marry her grandson"

"So, you want to marry me for my heirlooms?"

"Yessir"

Remi tries to hold it in, he really does but he ends up laughing at her response and Ariella lights up like fireworks. He thinks she looks cute with her doe eyes twinkling.

He sobers up at the thought completely, Ariella's expression falling with his.

"Why won't you smile at me?" She asks.

And despite what his father taught him, Remi cannot let his heart break for her.

He opens the box. Inside lie two cufflinks, in the shape of a basketball but blue in color.

Remi shuts the box.

"Thanks" he says.

He doesn't take it.

He feels the walls closing in on him.

"This is stupid" He gets up suddenly, pulling his wallet out and slapping enough bills on the table to cover the cheque.

"Wait-" Ariella grabs the box that Remi left behind before following him out to his car in the parking lot.

"What happened? What did I do?" She's asking as she follows him, but Remi just walks faster, resisting the urge to run.

"Ariella. I don't want to do this with you. You're just forcing my hand. I don't see you that way" He whirls at her and she bumps into his chest.

"But why?" She recovers in record time, rubbing her nose, eyes troubled and brows drawn together.

"Because!" Remi can't say anything else because he's too busy noticing how big and blue Ariella Nash's eyes are. They aren't light-almost transparent. They are a deep, translucent blue. Like the sea being viewed from under water.

"You said you didn't want to spend time with me before because I was 14. Now, I'm not!"

"You're still a child"

"I'm almost 21!"

"And I'm 27, Ariella. There are other things more worthwhile you can do with your time instead of following a guy around. Especially one that's not interested in you. It's unbecoming"

She looks like he slapped her. With what he said, he might as well have.

Her entire demeanor shuts down. She slams the box she's still holding atop his car roof.

"I'm a Nash" She tells him "And I won't beg"

She leaves him standing in the parking lot as she gets into her car and leaves.

She also leaves him alone after that.

So much so that Remi starts getting jittery.

If there was something Ronan always taught him, it's to never treat a lady with disrespect.

Remi tries justifying it as Ariella forcing his hand. It doesn't work.

He reminds himself ten thousand times that she's too young for him.

He reminds himself that Cole nearly drowned Eli when Ava asked to marry him.

He reminds himself he can have anyone he wants.

It. Does. Not. Work.

"thisisstupidthisisstupidthisisstupidthisisstupidthisisstupid" He's muttering to himself as he waits for Ariella outside her university gates.

At first, he almost misses Ariella because she's cut her hair even shorter and into a bob that reaches her chin with forehead bangs.

But he almost misses her because she's talking to a guy who could be her professor but they're laughing together, and Remi has to cross his arms to avoid doing something crazy like throwing something at the guy.

She's wildly gesturing with her arms, her face animated and Remi feels his ribs tighten uncomfortably in his chest. Looking at her hurts.

Rejecting her hurts.

He's watching as they both throw their heads back and laugh and Remi is tapping the roof of his car, walking to and fro wondering what could be that funny.

Ariella pauses what she's saying suddenly and reaches into her bag and procures a pen that she looks like she's returning to him. The guy takes it, and Remi thinks they're done talking.

Until he flicks Ariella's nose.

"Ariella!"

Ariella turns to him, her expression blanking before she says something else to the guy and they part ways.

She makes her way toward him looking like she would rather be anywhere but near him. The change is not lost on him.

"I thought you said blondes weren't your type"

"Why are you here, Remi?"

"I'm sorry about what I said the other day"

Remi never thought himself above apologizing. He had always been an advocate for clearing every kind of misunderstanding and hurt caused.

"Cool"

Remi is left standing there as Ariella leaves. Once again.

"That's it?" He calls after her and she pauses, taking her sweet time before turning around.

And Remi notices what a lucky bastard he'd been in the past to never have been subjected to Ariella Nash's blank stare that looked straight through him.

"Was there more?"

He doesn't see her after that.

Not at parties where she'd always be lurking around. Not at their regular family luncheons. Or when he specifically went to visit his Aunt Silver.

"She was just upstairs" Silver frowns "She must've gone out"

Or she was avoiding him.

It irked Remi.

And he couldn't, for the life of him, determine why.

This was exactly what he'd wanted since Ariella had first started following him around but now that she'd stopped, he actually missed her?

He found the notion laughable.

Remi decides to celebrate by going out on a cruise with people he knew, to celebrate.

He takes a flight home in three days. She's upended his life and he cannot believe he misses his stalker.

So, he texts her. He would apologize properly so she did not leave him feeling so shitty in the aftermath.

We need to talk.

The infuriating hellion leaves him on read.

Remi shows up at her university to catch her off-guard, but she changes directions and leaves at record speed when she sees him.

So, Remi takes drastic measures. He is a firm believer of -when they go low, you go lower.

Ariella bursts into his office in record time and he is so relieved to see her that it almost- almost supersedes his annoyance.

"You said what to Professor Adler?"

"Hi" He crosses his arms on his desk "Long time no see"

"Don't fuck with me, Remi. I cannot believe you'd say that to Jayden!"

Remi finally stands up, buttoning his suit jacket and moving around his desk to reach a fuming Ariella, trying to suppress his irritation that it would take saying something to her professor now to get her to acknowledge him.

"What did I say to him?"

Ariella was gritting her teeth and Remi found he quite enjoyed this look on her. She was a fierce little thing; he would be insane to not be attracted.

"An allegation that he fraternizes with his students. Really?"

"That's such a shameful thing to do"

"It's not true!"

"How do you know?"

"Because I know him! If you threaten him ever again, Remington, I will make your life hell"

Lowering himself to her face-level, Remi smiles menacingly at her "Been there, going through it. Try me, Ariella"

Ariella wants to hurl something at his face and really make it hurt this time. She resists "You don't get to act like a jilted lover after you rejected me. Threaten him again and I'll kill you" Moving away, she turns to leave.

"I thought blondes weren't your type?" He asks, blocking her path.

And because Ariella was raised by Cole and pettiness ran in their blood, she says "Brunettes aren't doing it for me anymore"

"Is that so?"

"Remi, let me go"

Even he doesn't realize when exactly he's trapped her between him and the desk but a meteor hitting the earth couldn't make him move away.

"It takes me threatening your professor to get you to acknowledge my existence again?"

"Didn't you want me to stay away from you? If I recall correctly, you said it's 'unbecoming'"

"I didn't mean it"

"Really? I apologize, Your Lordship, this peasant failed to understand that "Following a guy around that's not interested in you is unbecoming" didn't mean "get lost"" She's rolling her eyes and Remi steps closer, if that was even possible, the fronts of their bodies flushed together.

"Did you also fail to comprehend what "You'll be mine, come hell or highwater" means?"

Ariella's breath hitches.

"It means I'm yours. And that, Ariella Nash, makes you mine."

He closes the distance between them.

xxx

It wasn't supposed to be this long! Part two (soonish) cuz ...duh.

[tnt-kokoo]

Reo in love

Reo Mikage × fem!reader

summary: Reo is in love with you and you're his very first crush. He doesn't know how to act.

warnings: none

Looking at your table you can see another small present. Like the other ones, it has the same cute wrapping paper and a cute bow around it.

It started around a month ago that you've received small gifts and letters which always sat on your table. You didn't know who they were from but what you knew was, that these small gifts costs lots of money. You did feel bad. Like, someone was spending so much money on you and you didn't even know who it was from.

Once you thought it could have been from Mikage, the cool thing popular guy in your class but when you asked he couldn't even answer and didn't even look at you. Actually, he even walked away the second you tried talking to him.

"Ohhh did your secret admirer made you a gift again?" Your friend teased you. As you turned to her, you saw Reo glancing over to the two of you, that was until Nagi called his name.

The soft voice of Nagi was barely understandable so you didn't care all that much and turned back to your friend.

Opening the gift with her by your side made you even more excited to see what it was this time, you just hoped nothing too expensive.

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"Reoooo?" Nagi called his friend when he noticed that Reo was looking towards you. The said guy turned his head back fast and his ears reddened slightly for being caught looking at you. Because infact, he likes, no, loves you. He can't even be himself when he's near you. It gets as terrible as he can't even talk to you or even look at you without blushing.

He just hoped you liked his present because if he were honest, he didn't know what to do if you were to talk to him again. The last time he (poorly) acted as if he has an appointment and ran away. That, was probably the most embarrassing moment in his entire life.

"Yea? Is something wrong Nagi?" The purple haired boy asked his friend, "You're staring again....and it's so obvious as well." Nagi said and made his typical 'x-mouthed' face as a way to deadpan at his only friend.

"Was it really THAT obvious??" To where the white haired boy only nodded and laid his head on the table.

Closing his eyes, Nagi said, "Why don't you just tell her how you feel?"

Reo got red again and told him how he 'wouldn't understand' and how Nagi 'doesn't even know, how to make girls feel special' because in Reos mind, the best way to get a girlfriend is to make her feel special (even though in this case, the girl doesn't even know it's him).

"Oh Reo,..." Nagi began and Reo looked at him waiting in for him to continue, "could you take my shift today to clean the aquarium?" Referring to the small aquarium in the classroom where always two students have to clean and feed the fish.

"Huh? Why?"

....

"I don't wanna do it."

With a sigh and a lookd of disappointment, Reo agreed and made a mental note to clean it after classes.

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After class Reo walked back inside the classroom since the whole class were outside. Now instead of going home to relax or play with Nagi football, he had to clean the aquarium.

As he entered he saw a person already in the room and as he got closer, he could smell your perfume. It draw him in even more. And as the light from the window shone on you, it just showed how beautiful you looked. He completely forgot about everything and just looked at you in complete aww.

"Can you help me or are you just standing there?" With that Reo woke up from his day dream and realized how you were standing infront of him.

"Sorry Y/n!" He mumbled and walked to where you stood. As the two of you cleaned the class you asked him, "Do you hate me?"

"Huh?!?" Reo looked confused

"You seem to be good with everyone but somehow you completely avoid me." You explained without looking at him. Partly, he was thankful because you couldn't see how nervous he was but on the other hand you weren't looking at him.

"I- uh," conflicted between the two thoughts of either telling you the truth and risk the chance to get rejected or lie to you and have the high risk of you disliking him. Neither sounded good to him.

"It was you who made me all those gifts, right?" You finally asked what was on your mind now for a while. He looked down in a shameful way.

"Yes, how did you know?" Now you looked looked him and deadpanned. "You're probably the only one who can afford this stuff."

With an airy laugh he finally confessed his feelings, "Yea probably...I really do like you Y/N."

"Then why avoid me?" You wanted to know.

"I get nervous any time I am near you."

After that, he asked for a date to which you agreed to go. He was happy you felt the same and you were happy that he didn't ignore you.

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"How long do I have to stand here listening?" Nagi asked your friend as the two of them looked through the door at the two of you.

"Shhh, they are confessing!!" Your friend gasped and grapped the white haired boy who was nowhere near as exited as your friend.

Nagi thought of why he agreed to your friends plan of giving Reo and you alone time because now, he is outside the room just wanting to sleep.

[nex-kyit]

II2 EP 17 SPOILERS

A list to sort out my thoughts after episode 17. I did one for the finale of III so I want to do one for ep17, even though I'm desperately hoping that this isn't the finale.

What I liked:

The sheer emotional impact of the ending. The emptiness and defeat when everything was erased, Mephone4 just in the center of where the hotel used to be, alone. Cobs, there to take him home. And after years of running, Mephone goes back to his abuser, having lost everything else he loved. Chills, last time I felt like this was with HFJone's ending. I even had a moment when I looked at the time and was like "oh god the episodes almost over they are not going to get a happy ending"

Honestly I felt like this episode was a big step up from the last two. Maybe its just me, but the last two episodes just weren't that great. Ep15 just felt like a cheap way to solve some character conflicts (then again I really hate the whole "characters are forced to tell the truth" trope) and Ep 16 was more of a set up for Ep 17. Big step up from III ending's too

What I didn't like:

Okay so it's been a while since watching III, but one of the major themes of III was not hiding from your problems and healing, right? A lot of III was repairing past relationships and most notably, that Mephone can't hide from his problems forever. Infact, III seems to be really pushing Mephone to HEAL from his trauma. And II2 major theme was that the contestants should become their own people and how the competition controls the person you are. Alright the exact wording might be off bc. re. I haven't rewatched III or II2 in a while nor do I have the time to, but I hope I'm getting the idea across. Basically, both seasons are building up for an ending where Mephone finally breaks free from Cobs and that the contestants get to learn to be themselves. Instead, Mephone is back with his abuser and the contestants are ERASED from existance? Thematically, the ending just doesn't make sense. For hfjONE, I still don't agree with its ending but at least it makes sense for the story, because the situation was from the start hopeless (a reminder for myself to rewatch hfjONE and do a write up as well). Meanwhile, the entirety of II, up until this episode, seemed to be about healing and growing. This ending throws ALLLLL that growth away. Like damn I'm all for bittersweet endings but this is straight up tragedy.

I also hate how MePad and the contestants abandon Mephone. I get it, most of them are upset, but you're telling me not one of them has any sympathy or understanding for him? Not even a, "yeah what you did sucked but we should deal with that later and not now when you're our only possible hope are reviving the dead contestants." Like damn MePad you could've at least brought Mephone with you, you think Mephone will get better in Cobs care? Ughh I get that MePad probably didn't expect Cobs to get Mephone and he is just angry and Mephone, but it really feels as though we never get the end of MePads character arc, if this really is the ending. How does he react about the contestants being erased? About Mephone returning to Cobs? Much like we don't get any closure on the few contestants that were still alive and how they felt about being erased or the whole thing with Bow's tail, or even what the Shimmer's were thinking when they arrived. They seemed pretty eager to get the remaining egg, are we just going to forget that they returned to Earth or?

Re. the contestants abandon Mephone, for some contestants it honestly seems kinda unlike them to do so? Like Microphone was just talking about forgiveness and saying sorry with Taco, this wasn't the first time Cabby and Candle saw Mephone in a similar situation. Well at least Fan and Paintbrush didn't seem mad, but it sucks that MePhone wasn't there to see it.

Maybe it's just me, but I don't really see how unplugging the wire=everyone dies! IIRC Cobs said by adding the wire to Mephone allowed him to hack into Melife and delete the contestants, but why does unplugging this completely seperate wire = everyone dies? Unplugging this wire shouldn't disconnect the contestants to Melife, otherwise Mephone should've always had a wire hanging out from him. Why are their bodies erased completely? In other words, the wire being there makes no sense, why tf is there a wire, it only seems there and works that way bc "I said so," and seems to contradict that Mephone is made out of the egg itself?

This one is very minor but there were no Floory crumbs :(. I had a little hope because Floory was a cohost and other III contestants made an appearance. Ahhh, there goes another character with missed potential.

Ok once again I think I focused a bit too much on the negatives. I think its an ending I can live with. The ending itself was pretty powerful, I just don't think it suits the story it was for.

[quijabored]

GUESS WHO READ THE NEXT CHAPTERS OF BSD!! WHAT THE FUCK :D !! IVE GOTTEN TO CHAPTER 115, KEEP SEEING 116 IS COMING OUT ON JULY 3RD SO IM WAITING FOR THAT I GUESS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FYODOR.

FYODOR WHAT THE FUCK.

"Yeah Im so happy hes dead, top 5 favorite character but yeah no Im so glad hes gone."

***WHAT DO YOU MEAN HIS ABILITY ALLOWS HIM TO JUST COME BACK????***

AAAAAAAAA?????

I sat there thinking. I sat there and I was like "yeah no way bros making it"

HOW??????

IM DONE WITH HIM OH MY GOD

I love Fyodor so much he makes me so happy BUT HE SHOULDVE STAYED DEAD

WELL GET TO SIGMA IN A SECOND CUZ I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HIM BUT

ALSO FYODOR BEING LIKE "Yeah I gotta take care of you :)" TO AYA LIKE STOP NO PLEASE JUST GIVE HER HER DAD BACK

WAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE HE PROMISED AND HE- WAAAAAAAAAAAA

I HATE FYODOR SO MUCH OH MY GOD

I love him so much oh my god-

AYA LOOKS SO TERRIFIED AND UPSET PLEASE

PLEASE JUST LET BRAM COME BACK PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE-

ALSO FUKUCHI IS INFACT DEAD YES, IM GOING TO START VIOLENTLY SOBBING

Fukuzawa looks so upset oh my god I hate Fyodor so much not to my other other other father bro

ALSO IS TERUKO JUST FUCKING DEAD??? PLEASE TELL ME SHE ISNT??? MY DAUGHTER??? SHE WAS SO SAD AND THEN SHE WAS HAPPY WHEN SHE SAW FUKUCHI AND STARTED SMILING AND AND AND-

AAAAGGHHH HER BACKSTORY MAKES ME SO NOT YIIPPEE :((((

WAIT SO IS FYODOR LITTERALLY IMMORTAL??? SO HE JUST CANT DIE???

SO HOW ARE THEY GONNA DEFEAT HIM???

Is this gonna be like the immortal snail plans except the snail is super smart and has probably planned everything out?

Like could they just put him into a block of cement and feed him so he doesn't die???

OH GOD WHAT ABOUT NIKOLAI

HES ALL UPSET AND SAD BRING MY SON TO HIS HUSBAND I NEED TO SEE THEM REUNITE

Oh god Nikolais screwed he is NOT making it out of this series alive is he...

Cuz Fyodor was like "you tried to kill me so Im gonna kill you"

I WANT FYOLAI TO HAVE AT LEAST A DECENT ENDING I DONT WANT NIKOLAI TO JUST DIE

Also Ranpo being my absolute goat??? Like he's able to figure all of this out even if just a little too late??? I love my son and all of my children????

ALSO FUKUZAWA SHIELDING TERUKO FROM THE LIGHT PLEASE I AM SOBBING

OKAY BACK TO SIGMA

MY POOR SON

FIRST HES GETTING DROPPED 17 TIMES??? NOW HES HAVING TO GO LIKE "Oh god" SEVERAL TIMES BECAUSE FYODORS JUST....

THE HUH????

Wait do you think Fyodor can kill himself and he wouldn't come back since there's no one to blame or do you think he'd just come back

WAIT HOLD ON IF SIGMAS SEEING HIS MEMORIES HOW LONG IS HE GONNA BE THERE??

Bro I don't mind if the world explodes and everyone somehow manages to keep everything together, JUST LET SIGMA JOIN THE ADA

ASAGIRI DONT YOU DARE KILL HIM OFF I WILL EAT YOUR LAWN GRASS

SAME THING WITH AKUTAGAWA SO-

WAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE THIS SERIES SO MUCHHHHH

Also Dazai rolling around when hes thinking is so real, I do it a lot

Now time to buy all the manga (I can buy the first 3 rn, BUT I SWEAR ILL GET MY HANDS ON ALL OF THEM SOMEHOW)

"How dare he look so babygirl after killing someone"

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY OH MY GOD I LOVE HIS FACIAL RANGE ITS SO SILLY BUT CAN YOU MAYBE JUST... WAAAAAAAAAAAA I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I WANT FROM HIM IM SO GLAD HES ALIVE BUT HE NEEDS TO STAY DEAD OH MY GODDDD

[kichimiangra]

Going into the new year batching and complaining about something I like (because I play digimon world next order on my switch during holidays when I get stressed or tired and just want to pass time)

-Koromon's forward facing eyes upset me. This tiny predator will eat me in my sleep I know it...

-Tyranomon needs bigger eyes on his model. Make him kawaii.

-I should not be allowed to recruit Grapleomon as early as chapter 2. I should not be allowed to just go to him and lock out all other evolution options except the one I want that early in the game. That should be a "Just before the final boss" kind of service.

-Himari I love the outfit but where the fuck were you going dressed like that¿?¿?

-(Too used to Guilmon's elmo voice from the dub to get used to Yukimura's deep intelligent sounding voice)

-okay so we doing a "pushed your digimon too far dark evolution" plot with Kouta and Yukimura and though I appreciate trying to be unique by not using Megidramon you just used Skullgreymon again. Clearly the only evil dinosaur you could ever use.

-Himari, it's nice to know your backstory of having no mom and two 2nd grade twin sisters that you are basically substitute mom for and that's why your worried and wanna go home, and imagining them hungry makes you sad but like you never said you didn't have a dad. I'm sure he's at least leaving saltiness crackers out for the ankle biters while worrying about your disappearance?

-(So used to the pronunciation "Machine'DRUH'mon" that I get angry everytime Jijimon called it "Machine'DRAY'mon")

-there is a pc port of this game and like zero modding scene. Like most of the mods are just changing the title song "Accentier" and switching it with "Brave Heart". I was hoping for like model swapping digimon using models ripped from Cyber Slueth and adding them over other models or like custom outfit mods for your player character but at best it's like a color pallet swap and I know mods are hard but still... disappointment.

-speaking of the player costumes why are they dressed like that? Mostly the girl. Ur hood isn't attached to you clothes. Your wearing a onsie with wierd panties that look like a skirt but they're so tight they're crawling up your ass. WHERE WERE YOU GOING DRESSED LIKE THIS?? Is this like Adventure 02 where the digital world gives you new clothes, which would explain Himarri but if so why is Kouta dressed like he's going to chess club?

-in some of the artwork for the girl player she's shown with Palmon and Biyomon as her partners and though superfluous it would have been a nice touch if that carried over into the game instead of both players starting with Omnimon's parts.

-I like the carnevoir vs herbevoir storyline in Oguino Wastelands but it's kinda wierd that you learn Rosemon was being sweet talked into leveling the wastelands by Myotismon because he's a real-estate guy and then the two upon recruitment are stationed right next to eachother and there's no dialogue to follow that up. Infact you recruited a LOT of digimon from both factions and there could have been a 'Two Spiderman pointing at eachother' event right in the city.

-I hate how the upgraded Floatia looks. I miss DW1's restaurant that was literally walking into a toaster oven. Now I'm just walking into a restaurant.

-Stardew valley style daily "Request board" would not be out of place or unwelcome in Floatia.

-I hate the name "Floatia."

-devs, putting big batteries and circuit board patterns everwhere doesn't make it feel digital worldy :(

-people complaining when their two digimon get out of sync are strait up fools as being a day or two out of sync is OPTIMAL statgrinding! Let the Mega carry the fresh baby through hard fights and get them stats! You'll have a rookie with Mega stats in no (ingame) time!

-Spoiler: Luche's Identity as the leftover data of the possessed kid's digimon partner is cool and I like it but Luche seems to care more about the player being their ONNI-SAAAAN than reuniting with their tamer and that feels like wasted drama for such a good set up.

-I don't want to send a townie digimon on an adventure to bring back items I WANT TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE AND BRING BACK ITEMS! What I mean is, more minigames plz.

[itstheelvenjedi]

Oh I have thoughts on this!! I have so many thoughts!!! Obligatory disclaimer that these are headcanons, I am in no way claiming that they are 100% canon or even supported by canon, if you (general) don't like them then you don't have to use them

I'm gonna try and be as general as I can but yes, I am infact channelling Dammon/Karlach/Tav vibes as I write this!! Ik I said dl;dr/du up there but like if u DO like these and want to use them? PLEASE DO. I WILL CRY AND PLS SHOW ME bc I need more Dammon content ALWAYS 🥺🙏 I give u full permission to be inspired by/use any of these hcs and I hope the rest of the Dammon girlie's like these as much as I do,,,,

Self esteem!!! Listen. Listen. He is an angel of a man with so much love in his heart and he is so very capable of finding the smallest sliver of good in anyone else but asking him to give the same grace to HIMSELF? Impossible. He hides it very well behind all the positivity and the willingness to help others but when you get to know him very well you start to notice the little tells. He dodges compliments like they're the plague and is visibly uncomfortable if he gets too many at once. His smiles don't quite reach his eyes sometimes. He'd set himself on fire (metaphorically) to keep someone else warm but gets really angry if you even suggest that you'd do that for him because he feels like he doesn't deserve it. It takes him a long time to say "I love you" back because when his partner says it he doesn't believe them...because how could they love someone as tainted by the Hells as he is?

Self-deprecation is really, really bad when he's alone. Especially when it's quiet. He hates empty silence because it leaves him with nothing but his thoughts and they always go to the bad memories first. You cannot leave this man alone with his own thoughts for two minutes because he will hate himself. That's it, that's the post /hj

When you DO get him to say ily back, he goes the other way. He's clingy, SUFFOCATINGLY clingy. Not only is he touch starved but sometimes his brain is full of Bad Thoughts and the only way he can make them go away is to touch you, hold you a little too tight, bury his face in your neck so the only thing he can smell is you. Because that's the only way he can be SURE that you're real. (And ofc I imagine this is something a partner would try to be sympathetic about, he has!!! Been through a lot!!!! But it's very very hard to get anything done or have any time for yourself when he WONT LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR FIVE DAMN MINUTES!!)

Following on from the above ☝️ this man has crippling separation anxiety. He hates not knowing where you are at all times and spends the entire time on edge and worrying that you're never coming back Ever Again. He HATES being alone and when his partner isn't with him esp when it's been a LONG while, he constantly botches work at the forge and has to start over because the crippling thought of Never Seeing Them Again was too much and he completely zoned out mid-project. (Could expand on this further to say he's bad at keeping deadlines for commissions when it gets like. Really bad. Because he constantly has to trash the thing he messed up and start over. Sometimes his partner has to get their other friends to check up on him and make sure he's not spiralling)

I feel like when he gets angry he's really NOT the snappy, yelling type of angry like Rolan is. Dammon's anger is the quiet kind. He broods and stews on it for days. He gives you the silent treatment and avoids you to the point you might even worry that he's mad enough to leave you over it. Dammon never apologises first. Not because he doesn't care but like...because he DOESN'T want to yell and he's afraid that if he starts the convo he WILL shout and he'll push you away by scaring you (see point re: clingy/separation anxiety lol). His partner is always the one to apologise first and the moment they do he just starts crying and apologising back because he's been thinking about nothing but how awful he feels for fighting with them and ignoring them for days.

He's possessive too, but not in a controlling way, more like an "I lost everything I had once and I'm mortally afraid of history repeating itself so now I cling to everything I have with every fiber of my being and everything I've ever "let go" of has my claw marks on it" way.

He definitely has nightmares/flashbacks in his sleep a lot. He never goes down and stays down the entire night, he's awake every few hours in a cold sweat. Sometimes he thrashes and yells so much that it wakes his partner too and it just makes him feel worse because now he's making you comfort him after HE woke YOU etc etc. The memories of Elturel and Avernus haunt him every day of his life and he doesn't think they'll ever stop.

For a couple more light-hearted ones: THIS MAN CANNOT COOK. I don't know WHY my brain has decided this but I'm going with it. He lives on tavern food and sandwiches and it's the most frustrating thing. His partner is always nagging him about his shitty diet and trying to teach him but he's stubborn about it and insists that he doesn't have TIME he has work to do and friends to hug and and and- every excuse in the book to get out of it. "DAMMON, A SANDWICH IS NOT DINNER. YOU NEED TO EAT 3 SQUARE MEALS A DAY. DAMMON." /hj

I feel like he's also kinda proud? He knows he's a talented blacksmith and sometimes he has a tendency to boast and get a bit of a big head about it. It's cute/adorable to his partner when he starts preening and showing off about his latest masterpiece but it pisses the hells out of everyone else and gets old to them really fast. Dammon, that was six months ago. Shut up about it, nobody cares etc etc

He's not normally a violent man. He's not. But his fear of losing everything he loves is so strong that if he sees someone he loves get hurt he sees red. He will go FERAL. He will hunt that motherfucker down for what they did and they'll wish he'd just kill them already by the time he's done with them.

This one is maybe reaching a bit but...I also feel like after Elturel and everything. He's REALLY terrified of heights?? He HATES being high up and looking down at the ground far away because it takes him back to the moment the whole city fell through the ground and straight into Avernus.

Idk how best to word this one but I'll try: ...I almost feel like he's very jaded/angry at the gods and doesn't really believe in them much anymore, after Elturel. Like, where were they needed them the most. Where were the fucking gods when the tieflings got cast out of their home and why the fuck should he thank them for that. Where were they when Zariel ripped out Karlach's heart and replaced it with a very poorly designed machine that will kill her far sooner than he feels is fair. He hates the gods and would probably fist fight them if he could.

ugh okay tell me if anyone else gets this

but one of the suckiest things abt bein' a Dammon girlie is that we don't get to see any negative traits of his

like... Rolan is shown to be a huge bitch when he's upset and you could even argue that we see some negative aspects of Zevlor (being so blinded by his eagerness to help others that it makes him rash and even susceptible to the Absolute's influence - not that it's his fault but you know what i mean)

but Dammon only gets to be sweet and helpful, dedicated to his craft and to fixing Karlach

i just wanna know what his baggage is okay

does he have a short fuse? sometimes yelling when he fucks up in the forge, throwing his work because he's frustrated?

does het get a bit condescending when talking about something he knows much more about?

is he always late to things??

like i need to know the shitty stuff about him too!!!!!

[dieg0brandos-wife]

OMG!!

I love the idea of serial killer!Lilia. I know you haven't put anything else explaining it more, but can I request general headcanons of sk! Lilia??? Sorry if that's asking a lot, thank you! 😊

Thank you! And yes, I’d be happy to do general headcanons for sk!Lilia. I will be honest though, there’s only so much I can do without going on a whole tangent about my ideas.

Warning(s): Yandere, blood/gore, death/murder, social class, blood drinking, arson

war general lilia is a very respected man. you won't find anyone within briar valley that would disagree. as the general he works hard to get that 'oh so' desired reputation anyone would beg for.

apart from his constant state of killing people, he's a very hard worker, and tries to do the best he can. whether that's in the field or when he's killing. He devotes a great portion of his day working on war strategies, and training, often leaving his nights open for his fun activities.

he usually goes down in his dungeon to train occasionally going out to his garden, for all his weapons were down below, even the ones he murdered his victims with. 

he likes leaving traces of blood for his maids to clean because he's twisted, or perhaps too tired to clean it. he strives to leave the biggest messes just so he can see the faces on his workers once they spot it.

oh how that fills him with pleasure

other than work, lilia has lived a long life without his true darling. he can barely stand the thought of being alone, so, now at his very old, yet youthful age, he has no other desire but finding 'the one'. he's tried many ways, putting statements out, flirting, etc. yet nothing works

he often finds himself bringing women, and sometimes men back to his manor to see if they're his perfect match.

when it comes to lilia, he can be VERY picky. if the guest says one thing lilia even slightly disagrees with, it's off with them.

'I hate staying up at night, it makes me grumpy in the morning' -the girl

and it's not a sweet, 'thank you for coming over, don't ever come back.' no, it's death, and only death.

'thank you for sharing that, but i'm actually going to kill you now just because you said that. hope you're satisfied with your life.' -Lilia

over his long lifespan he's gradually become addicted to the thought of killing, something about it excites him beyond anything else he's ever known.

him being a bat fae doesn't help his thirst for blood either, infact, it makes it stronger. he craves the red liquid fresh from the body. the mere thought of slitting someone's throat and drinking from it makes him drool. he's so eager to kill each time he gets the opportunity, just imagining the warm liquid hitting his tongue.

often when he kills, he keeps a part of them with him, whether that be a ring they had, or a lock of their hair, he wants something as trophy. 'i'll add this to my collection, thank you, dear.'

but the worst thing about this lilia is that he feels no remorse. you could've just been ran over, he wouldn't care, it's not his problem. now, if you were the one he’s been looking for, he'd stopping for you and say, 'that's too bad, what can I do?’ 

his love for killing and almost emotionless self doesn't get rid of his love for babies and children. if a baby was in danger, he'd drop what he was doing in a heartbeat.

a baby is stuck in a village lilia just burnt down for no good reason other than 'i'm the commander, what i say goes.'?!?

he's on it, saving the baby is his new found goal.

he still has his playful attitude, but he shows it conditionally. he won’t outright laugh at the joke you made. no! he mustn’t! but in closed doors, or absolute loss of grip from reality, he’ll show his crazy, funny, weird side. or whatever you’d call it.

overall he's a very weird man, yet no one notices how weird he is because of his highly-ranked social class. to them, it's just 'sir vanrouge' being unique. he's almost like a devil in disguise.

Ask away!!! If you thought of specific scenarios, or headcanons I'll respond. (Or anything twist related)

A/N: I'd love to receive feedback and ideas for this scenario!!! I'm open to asks about this, I can't say I'll get to them right away, but I'll try my best! Also I'm sorry if I didn't explain this well enough, I'm not very good at putting things into words, I'm just good at telling the whole story :') I’m writing the fanfiction part for this story, but it might take a bit just for the storyline. I’m open to headcanons and scenarios tho!!

[helsingvaniaart]

Dod designs!

Clay - I would be lying if I said he wasn't inspired by the Animated wings design for him. I wanted him to be warm and soft looking givien his friendly personality, as well as being massive. But given his treatment courtesy of Kestral and Scarlet hes beatened up and burned </3. His talon pads are a wee bit discolored because of the rock he spent years on, but if they can be used to help create comfort food or healing he wouldn't care. Infact he received some medical journals from Mayfly.

Tsunami - I imagine the royal family having a roman nose like snout on top of a lot of chub as they're probably the most well fed dragons in the Queendom. But since Tsunami was living away from that lifestyle she is a lot more fit and buffer than her family. Like Clay, she was beaten alot and suffered a good brunt of the fighting and receiveda good amount of burns and scars. She's actually shorter than Glory in my eyes, seawings have very stubby legs. She actually really likes jewelry but she has a hard time organizing it so she always goes to her sister for help.

Glory - I've internalized the idea that she's a multi colored beetle green thanks to that one time in thk where she was described as such. I hc that RainWings have gecko like eyes hence the lack of difference between iris and sclera. She isn't unscaved but probably was ignored the most between Kestral and Dune since they didn't want to associate with her. Although the barer of many colors, she tries to keep it to a few colors and not as bright as others.

Starflight - Poor guy. The man most likely only had scars around his claws from running away often, but after the volcano those are nothing compared to his burns. Loosing both of his eyes out of their sockets, overtaking many parts of his flesh, even his wings and loosing one of his ear lobes. Even though he could be seen with a blindfold, he doesn't wear it often as: "it lessens the stigma of scars, after all many dragons have them." He's currently organizing support for such injuries as well as a form of sign language and braille for these dragons.

Sunny - I had the most fun with her, it clearly shows. I utterly love both dark point Sunny and NightWing dominate Sunny. As a side effect of her SandWing side her sclera is also toned green to give her eyes the full mossy look. The stars on her wings are near nonexistent, rather they're found around the dark points of her body instead. She utterly hates jewelry despite her mother sending her numerous gifts, she only wears it when needed but will definitely complian to Tsunami about it.

[fetchisnotawordgretchen]

Headcanons about Ikemen Vampire Guys React To An Mc Who Has A Big Sweet Tooth!!

Hello!!! I often eat quite alot of sweets to the point where I need to cut myself off. So I thought of this! Hope you enjoy~

Warnings⚠️: NONE! Only pure fluff!!

Suitors: Theo, Vincent, Arthur, and Le Comte

Otome Game: Ikemen Vampire

Summary: What four vampire men would react to their Mc having a major sweet tooth.

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Theo:

Theo already has a big sweet tooth, unlike his brother Theo would devor an entire bottle of syrup. When he finds out that you have a terrible obsession with sugar his mood immediately improves.

You're almost as bad as him, not that he's complaining of course. It's nice having someone to eat sweets with while talking about everything and nothing.

All though he does try to get you to eat other things once in awhile. Eating sweets 24/7 can't really hurt him, but it could potentially harm you.

Vincent has definitely scolded both of you for eating small cakes before dinner or in the dead of night. Theo just laughs while you quickly eat his desert when he's distracted.

Theo would tease you non stop about you sugar habits. All you have to do is tease him back a bit harder, and he'll stop because he'll get a little flustered. Key word: Little.

As much as Theo loves his sweets he'll give you some of his just telling you he wants something else other than the plate of pure sugar he gave you.

He definitely makes sure you never have any cavities. He'll limit you on how much sugar you should have in a day and always makes sure to brush your teeth. Yes I know hygiene wasn't really a thing back then but just imagine it was

"Hondje, I know you love sugar but you can't eat it for every meal. Yes I know that I eat sugar a lot but that's just because it doesn't effect me. Awe but how can I say no to your cute puppy eyes?"

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Vincent:

Now Vincent is the complete opposite of his brother. He particularly doesn't care for desserts or sugar unlike Theo who lives off of them, so when you come along he'll definitely try to limit you on sugar.

Vincent loves you and cares about your health so don't take it to heart when he hides your food or gives it to Theo. Theo just gives it right back to you though.

He does love when your eyes sparkle once you spot a delicious looking sweet that caught your eye. Vincent lives to see you happy, so who is he to take away your food?

Even though Vincent isn't a fan of sweets he loves baking them with you! The soft blonde has definitely started a small food fight with you using flour and other small ingredients.

One of Vincent's favorite things to do is paint you in a Sunflower field while you eat a small dessert. He always says "it's to capture your beauty." But we all know it's because he wants to spend time with you.

Vincent always lightly scolds you when he finds you munching down on sugar. He always asks if you eat actual food before and afterwards. The blonde just wants to make sure you take care of yourself!

"My flower, how about we make a cake together! All though you'll have to share with Theo. I don't want you to eat all of that sugar alone, you could get sick!"

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Arthur:

Arthur doesn't really care if you decide to ear sugar a lot. Infact he might even go out into town just to get something especially for you!

If Vincent or someone else starts to scold you then he'll chime in and say someone along the lines of "Relax it's just food, besides someone so sweet should eat sweet things too!~"

Though the doctor side of Arthur comes out when he realizes how much sugar you've been eating. He'll make you eat at least two to three full fruits per day, after all an apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Arthur will always give you company when you decide to eat in the dinning room. He may tease you about how full your cheeks get when you chew but, he just thinks it's adorable!

The British man would definitely tease you but, his heart is always in the right place when he does it. The way you always offer him a piece of your food but never give it too him is just too undeniably cute to him.

"Woah woah slow down sweetheart! I don't want you to choke on your dessert. Hm? Sebastian scolded you again? Well don't mind him, as long as you're with me you can eat as much sugar as you please!"

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Le Comte:

Comte would spoil you rotten, always! He'll even buy you a whole bakery if you really wanted to, he just can't resist your adorable face!

The aristocrat would simply laugh whenever Vincent or Sebastian would tell you to stop eating so much sugar.

One of Comte's favorite things to do with you is sit in front of the fireplace while sharing a piece of cake with you. Sometimes he might even read cheesy romantic poetry for you.

All though he always makes sure you do eat balanced meals and brush your teeth regularly so you don't get any cavities! The man just hates to see you in pain, so he'll always try his best to take care if you.

If you ask nicely, or not he'll give it to you either way. Comte would always give you his sweet that he was eating, he loves watching your face light up as soon as he gives you the little plate.

"Ah ma chérie I'm too full to finish my dessert, do you want to rest of it? Just make sure to brush your teeth later, okay ma douce?"

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This one was a bit rushed because I'm working on something else, but trust me you will love it! Thank you for all of the love and support you give me, take care of yourself! <3

[thepermanentscowl]

yep. you might have tasty blood. put that on your cv. ooo i see. that's cool. i think all aidens are cool, even if they cant match the level of our aiden. BRO. LESSGOOOO yes you should never regret breaking someone's nose. this experience is important. oh oh oops my bad. i'll keep that in mind. arya is a disciplined law abiding citizen. and bro fr? no cheating ever? havent helped anyone cheat either? that's. woo. you never know, i wouldn't find it abnormal if the arya fan club came to light, and it was composed of a lot more than just your friends.

first things first. COOLEST. STORY. EVER. NARRATION SO FUNNY. you narrate well. it has the perfect tone everywhere. (i know this was off topic but man i couldn't help it)

that guy, sigh. he is extremely uncool. from the bullying to the texting to the cricket match to the canteen drama. red flags haven't been so red. it's okay bro don't beat yourself up for not realising how he was earlier, it happens. but you did him right, infact more than that. how dare he lash out at you after the match. like. dude. i've given up on boys who dislike the fact that girls can get chosen over them in sports, i don't care atp. but the hell? you're bullying a fifth grader? and for what? can't pick someone your own size? too nut brained to realize that bullying fifth graders only worsens whatever image you have? i'm not going to point out that before coming to not bullying for the sake of image, you shouldn't bully and be a dick because IT IS NOT RIGHT because from what you've told me of him, he doesn't sound like one to care about morals. and man how can he be so rude to you. how does that dude keep friends. i mean, look at you thinking he has good in him, giving him room for redemption. and then he behaves like that with you? boy? you okay? you are so bad that you pissed off someone like arya.

cool fight btw, even if you did not make a mistake like ducking. you were cool, and brave. threw a nice punch. even tried to quote lotr, plus points for that. and i'm sure the kid loves you now. yes headmistress, our arya was the hero. shouldn't have suspended him but i get you. i'm surprised that he continued with the bullying after the match. i mean, who wants to be hated in senior school man. and now he's hated school-wide. some achievement. ah yeah, scolding at home. did you tell the details to your parents? but yes, enough excitement. you get too much excitement in your life and you'll be gossiped about. not cool. we need peace and calm and fun on planet earth.

yelo idk when you will see this but i hope you are doing good and school is going well for you :D

broooo hiiii half yearly exams ended just today so i was on an internet break for the past 2 weeks

i'm doing good, school is going fun. we had exams and now we have the batch trip coming up. i am so excited its just next week eeeee

how are you?? how is 11th grade going?

ALSO THE SLUG IS BACK YAS

[taylors-fourth-cat-meow]

Is it just me, or is it weird that Feyre loves dresses in ACOTAR, then hates them in ACOMAF and feels pressured to wear them (even though Tamlin literally NEVER forces her to wear them. Ever.) but loves dresses again and jewelry the MINUTE she steps into the Night Court. She hates being showed off (even though Tamlin… doesn’t. He literally says he hates parties and is just introducing her to court) but is fine with Rhysand showing her pregnancy off in ACOSF? Where is the consistency?

Hi anon !!

You gotta leave the word "consistency" aside when you sit to read a sjm book. critical thinking and common sense aren't welcome either.

Feyre and the dresses in acomaf are tbh so cringey and weird...I mean it's just A DRESS. I hate how the dresses are shown as a symbol of backward thinking and misogyny...again it's just A DRESS. Ianthee picks out those dresses for her...NOT TAMLIN. She doesn't like it but "doesn't have the heart" to tell Tamlin that cause he's happy to see her wearing his courts attire and thinks she is finally becoming comfortable in his home. Wud Tamlin like her less if she didn't wear them? NO. Tamlin literally fell in love with her when she was a nobody huntress who wore worn out tunics and pants. Why do ppl forget this fact??? Why wud tamlin want her as a trophy wife when he fell in love with a wild human?? He loved her because she was.. idk ig independent?? And she took care of her family all this while even if they were ungrateful even if she didn't want to, out of a sense of duty... Just like him... (I know the narrative doesnt really make this clear but yeah they fall in love because after being surrounded by ppl yet alone almost all their life, they have someone who understands them and won't judge them if they said they hated the responsibility thrust upon them) So why oh why pray tell, wud he suddenly want her to be a pretty dressed up doll for him??

Also feyre says Tamlin payed for the dresses... It was his money.. multiple times...I think she seems to be uncomfortable with denying them since he bought them... But it's all kool if she uses rhysie's money to make another mansion and boast over it??? She doesn't mind him buying her clothes and crowns... No she actually adores it and tells us to like him more for it.

And umm.. feyre didn't mind wearing dresses to make Tamlin happy in acotar... She does it for solstice.. it isn't that she had to do it cause it makes him happy... He'd love her all the same but the effort and love she puts into it, that wud make him happy. And honestly, that's true for any relationship. (That's how it shud have been in acomaf... Rhysie commenting on it her saying "I died for him, wearing a dress once in a while isn't a big deal." )

She also says something about if she wore a tunic and pants it wud make a statement... BITCH WHAT STATEMENT????? What like what??? You do realise you saved them from from 50 years of torment and spared them an eternity of misery... The ppl won't give two fcks if you wear pants... They literally worship you at this point, they wouldn't condemn you for wearing it, infact all the females of the court wud start wearing it too!! Idk it wud have become a fashion trend... " Lady feyre cursebreaker is wearing pants I want them too they make her look so beautiful" SHE A LITERAL CELEBRITY AT THIS POINT.

And the parties... Tamlin never asks her to plan them!!! She only assumes that he might in the future because rhysie fills her head with that nonsense. And ... Like every new monarch is introduced to their subjects in a grand way... I mean even Presidents and prime minister do that till date... idk what she's so salty about if she really wants to be a ruler and not just a consort shes gotta do the work and atleast know her ppl. But rhysie gives her an easy way out.. he gives her new homes, mountain shaking orgasms, shiny crowns, lots of money, and the illusion of being his equal by putting 'high' in her title without having to actually do any work. So it's good enough for her.

Tamlin introducing her to their subjects and his close friends it's not him showing her off... Rhysie having everyone scent her 'baby-rich' scent is.

[rhythmicpirate]

MILGRAM current theories and personal verdicts

Spoilers under the cut!

Haruka

Judging by the PV it looks like poor Haruka's only crime was murdering a dog that his mother brought for him. It seemed as though the dog appeared to him as a wild animal though, and he only acted out fear. Perhaps that mistake is where his depression came from? He needs to see if there's like a therapy place in Milgram. Personal Verdict:Innocent

Yuno

I...I don't actually know what her crime is? I mean I know she had to have killed someone but I can't figure out who? Probably one her clients as I believe, isn't she like a prostitute or something? Verdict:Unsure? Will have to wait for part 2.

Fuuta

Compared to the other crimes here, Cyber-bulling is kind of tame. It's still wrong, of course, but we've got people here who got multiple deaths. Still his quick to anger personality doesn't give me good vibes. Not to mention playing the role of hero isn't a good excuse for your evil. Verdict:Guilty

Mu

Bullying in real life can do a lot of damage to a person. I believe that at the time she thought her actions were completely justified, especially considering that she felt trapped by them. But now that her personality has done a full 180 saying that "she did nothing wrong" ironically enough I'm starting to have my doubts about her so called "bullies". Not to mention she is in the 1% (rich), and probally a transfer student. Verdict:Innocent, but may lean towards guilty later.

Shidou

I don't think Shidou murdered anyone. Instead I think that all his paitents died on their own due to bad caretaking. The stealing of the Organs was a lie he made up so he could get Es to be innocent. In reality he probally donated them to something. However, the guilt of not being able to save a single paitent made him spiral into depression and maybe the reason he wants to die so badly is because thinks it's the only way to make things right. Verdict:Innocent

Mahiru

Look at the poor girl. It looked like her lover was abusing her either emotionally or psychically (as assumed by her end frame, a look of fear clearly is visible). Yet she was blind to do this and kept on believing that he truly loved her. However her true colors soon shown at the surface and decided to end it herself. It's not good that Kotoko reminded her of her wounds after words. Verdict:Innocent

Kazui

He seem to really care about the other prisoners in the Milgram and dosen't seem to mind getting a guilty verdict. Infact he seems like he dosen't care if he gets guilty or not, maybe he secretly wants one too. His actions are definetly strange at times, but I just can't bring myself to hate the guy either. If I drank beer I'd probably drink it with him. Also I'm not so sure he cheated on his wife, rather he let someone who he had loved dearly go, or they broke up with him. Verdict:Innocent

Amane

She's still so young, only a child, I'd feel guilty if I gave her a guilty. Yet...I'm worried. Is she to far gone in her own delusions that the cult had brainwashed her into believing. Is there still a chance to redeem her or was us letting her down the final straw? I don't think Verdict:Reluctant Innocent.

Mikoto

It's my theory that Mikoto is suffering from Split Personality AKA Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID). One personality appears to be ruthless and rude while the other one appears to be polite. However, this evil personality may be less protective then we thought, and maybe selfish as well. Either way, that other personality may be a bit much. Verdict:Guilty

Kotoko

A wise Batman once said "If you kill a killer the number of killers in this world stays the same." I think that really applies to Kotoko. Sure she believes she's fighting for justice, but wolves are often used as symbols of wrath. Not to mention she might be getting more dangerous due to her use of bats on the other prisoers. Even if they do turn out to be "guilty" in the end, does that mean she has the right to do those things to her. Verdict:Guilty