#(1. make johnny bi he deserves it

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killjoys rewatch complete. i‘d forgotten what a fucking brilliant and spectacular and well written show it is and uh. rewatch again, perhaps now?

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Lin Kuei x Reader Intro Dialogues

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Hello this is my first post and English is not my first language so sorry in advance if you see any mistakes :(

I really love Mortal Kombat 1 so i made this little dialogues

(Also Kuai Liang is not married with Harumi here for obvious reason, not hate to her she's a girlboss)

This happen after Khaos Reigns where Bi-Han is no longer Noob Saibot !

Also sorry for Sektor intros but i really really disliked her in the dlc, i feel like she's only here to be Bi-Han's love interest

Enjoy :]

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SEKTOR :

You : There she is Bi-Han number one fangirl !

Sektor : I will make you choke on your words

Sektor : You will learn to respect me !

You : Ah ! i will respect you when Bi-han's cock will be out of your mouth.

Sektor : If you interfiere with the Lin kuei business again i will- !

You : Whatever you say ketchup !

You : How could you be so cruel to your own mother !?

Sektor : If she really wanted empathy she would have been the one to show up here !

Sektor : How can you follow Liu Kang and Kuai Liang after what they done to Bi-Han ?!

You : You're so down bad for Bi-Han that you became blind girl.

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KUAI LIANG :

Kuai Liang : If Bi-Han decide to attack you gain i will- !

You : *flirting* Kuai Liang the man you are

You : I had no idea you could be so pissed

Kuai Liang : My emotions burns like fire

You : If you continue to look at me like that i may melt you know~

Kuai Liang : You will have reason to melt after this fight

You : Cyrax and You ? *laugh* Ah ah no way !

Kuai Liang : It was a long time ago Dear

Kuai Liang : What's wrong, do i got something on my face ?

You : Not a single flaw even your scar suits you

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BI-HAN :

You : I will make you be the Sub in Sub-Zero

Bi-Han : As *if* you could handle me.

Bi-Han : That you sided with my incompetent brothers is- !

You : Aww look who'se jealous !

You : It's Ice to see you again !

Bi-Han : Is everything a Joke to you ?

Bi-Han : The power you could have with your skill if you were not bound by Liu Kang !

You : I do not seek *power* Bi-Han !

Bi-Han : as always you let your emotions take control !

You : You're the fool to think emotions are a weakness

You : You pretty boy need longgg sessions of therapy.

Bi-Han : And What make you think that ?!

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CYRAX :

Cyrax : The fact that i believed in Bi-Han's words is- !

You : Hey ! It's not your fault Bi-Han's the one to blame !

You : So what are you ? Mustard or Mayonnaise ?

Cyrax : Again with this ?

You : Do not listen to Sektor, you are an incredible kombatant and a true warrior !

Cyrax : Thank you , I wish my family could think the same as you do

Cyrax : For the last time i am not "Spiderman" whoever he is.

You : But you shoot web cage and you stick to walls !

You : I wonder what you can do with this armor~

Cyrax : The better question is : What can't i do ?

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TOMAS :

You : *imitating him* Where there is smoke there is Fire

Tomas : Stop ! It is not funny !

Tomas : Are you free ? After this fight i mean?

You : Is that an invitation to a date ?~

You : How you doin' Smokey Bear ?

Tomas : *sight* Why did Johnny made this surname ?

Tomas : Why can't Bi-Han accept me ?!

You : He's an asshole ! he never deserved your respect !

You : I can take you and your brothers !

Tomas : In a fight right ?

You : You know your quite cute when you're blushing sweetheart~

Tomas : Y-you will be the death of me...

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Tell me which character of mk1 should i do next ! :D

[kusagrasskusa]

MK Villains meeting/hearing about their (and your) child - PART 2

Erron Black, Shang Tsung, Baraka, Kano, Quan Chi, Shao Kahn edition! (Part 1)

This time, we’ll be featuring…

Shinnok, Dark Raiden, Noob / Bi Han (he wasn’t very good), Scorpion, Reptile!

Enjoy ;) @kryptofancientdreams

Shinnok

Shinnok: My child, where had you gone?

Child: My brothers and I have a plan to defeat you.

Shinnok: Then, I suppose they will have to go through with it without you.

—

Raiden: You fall from the light, sister.

Child: We are the children of Shinnok- you are just as horrible as I.

Raiden: You’re speaking just like him.

—

You: You promised our child the Netherrealm, then go missing.

Shinnok: A couple of inconveniences got in the way.

You: That human actor? Are you the same husband as before?

—

Child: I’ll kill Quan Chi myself if you can’t.

Shinnok: He is much stronger than yourself. Just wait until I win it over for you.

Child: *Pout* why! I can defeat you, so why let do it?

—

You: You need to talk to your son.

Kronika: Why so?

You: He fails to give [child] the gift of the Netherrealm.

—

Shinnok: Have you met your [sister/brother]?

Raiden: She is no sister of mine.

Shinnok: You may ignore the truth, but you know your place.

—

Child: You can't hide from fate.

Shinnok: My fate is not to die at the end of a worthless human's blade.

Child: A demi-god. And Cage proves humans aren't so wortthless.

—

Child: Brother! He escaped!

Raiden: Do you think yourself powerful enough to defeat him?

Child: Perhaps... If you can prove it.

—

Johnny Cage: Your daddy ever tell you about me?

Child: I tell him about you, actually, Ninja Mime.

Johnny Cage: Then be ready to tell him about this, got it?

—

Raiden: How does a human betray her realm?

You: If my child can have a father, that's how.

Raiden: A kind sentiment, with horrible reasoning.

—

Fujin: I had no idea we had a sister.

Raiden: If the reader has a thing for Shang Tsung and would like to see our sister...

Fujin: The author has a story for that? Can I check it out here?

—

Fujin: I won't call you mother.

You: I don't expect you to. You're a grown ma- God.

Fujin: Just making sure you're fine with that.

—

You: Give [child] back!

Raiden: I will not let you or Shinnok destroy my [sister/brother].

You: You fool! This is why Shinnok hates you!

Dark Raiden

You: Are you even going to be there for [child]?

Raiden: [She/he] can live without me. But [she/he] cannot live without Earthrealm.

You: I won't let you leave so easily this time!

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Fujin: Where is your father?

You: I won't let you find him.

Fujin: The darkness grows over you too. I'm sorry, niece.

—

Revenant Lui Kang: I can never kill Raiden, but I make him live his life in misery.

You: He is finished with your whines, champion.

Revenant Lui Kang: And soon, I'll be finished with you.

—

Raiden: Where is [she/he]

Revenant Lui Kang: You took away my life, Raiden. Now I took away yours.

Raiden: And I will finish with this life of yours!

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Child: Not. Another. Step.

Raiden: You dare cross me?

Child: You killed them, father. You are not deserving of the name, "Protector."

—

You: Your father's angry at you.

Child: You two have lost yourself in darkness. I trust you mi longer.

You: You forget: I'm not as merciful as him.

—

Cassie: so, you're dad's a god? Must be nice.

You: 'Til he becomes a dark God. Then it kinda sucks.

Cassie: Eh, my dad sees you as a daughter anyways. That's a plus.

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Raiden: I never could have imagined it end this way.

Child: Father, you misunderstand!

Raiden: You helped a Reventant. You betray your realm!

Noob Saibot / Bi Han (seperate)

Noob: I am not your father.

Child: You may be dead, but you are still my father!

Noob: Bi Han is dead. You are just another orphan.

—

Child: Saibot is not as fun to play with. He's just a shadow.

Noob: I cannot always be with you, child.

Child: Then why did you ever hsve me?

—

Kuai Liang: My [niece/nephew]. You have my mother's eyes.

Child: I am not your niece. I was born to Noob, not Bi Han.

Kuai Liang: He is my brother and life, and in death.

—

You: You left me to raise a child on my lonesome.

Noob: I did what I must to protect [her/him].

You: You'd protect [child] better dead then alive.

—

Hanzo: It was a mistake. I was blinded by my rage.

Child: I actually came to thank you. I want to learn what you did.

Hanzo: How I killed your father? It went something like this...

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Bi Han: I love you.

You: You have yet to prove it. Spend time with [child] if so.

Bi Han: That will have to wait until later, unless you can bring me home yourself.

—

Frost: I thought your dad said women weren't allowed to be heirs.

Child: No, no. He said bitches aren't allowed to be heirs.

Frost: Your family blood are all assholes.

—

Kuai Liang: I told you, we cannot waste anymore time.

You: If I can beat you, then I can take down my father!

Kuai Liang: Yes, but you can never bring him back.

—

Kuai Liang: So you finally settled down.

Bi Han: Correct, brother.

Kuai Liang: Let us see how prepared you are to raise a child, then.

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Bi Han: Our daughter does not enjoy watching us fight.

You: You seem to forget; You are the leader, but I am the First Lady.

Bi Han: ...She will have the might of her mother.

Scorpion

Child: I understand. I will never mean enough to you.

Scorpion: I love you the same as my son. Never doubt that.

Child: Then why do you care for them more than me?

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Quan Chi: It would be a shame for it to happen again, yes?

Scorpion: [Child] and Y/N are under my permanently protection.

Quan Chi: Protection... only worked so much, didn't it?

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Raiden: You look just like your father.

Son: I am more hellbent than him.

Raiden: Then you can never be saved.

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You: Who will it be, your dead family or your new one?

Scorpion: My dear wife, I am sorry. But I cannot let go.

You: I see. Then I suppose you won't be needing us anymore.

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Johnny: I saw this chick on my way here. Literally, smokin' hot.

Scorpion: *angrly grips chain* It was you who harassed my daughter?

Johnny: *clicks tongue* Yup. Not good on my part.

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Child: I wish I could've killed Hemuri and my brother myself.

Scorpion: He is no brother of yours any longer!

Child: Good. Then if I could kill him, it would be far less meaningless.

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Scorpion: You took my child away!

You: Why would you care! We're meaningless compared to your dead family!

Scorpion: Bring [him/her] back!

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Quan Chi: I thought I killed you a long time ago.

Child: That was my brother. I had come to avenge my father's clan.

Quan Chi: Then suffer the same fate.

—

Kuai Liang: Scorpion found love once more.

You: *smiles* He did. Although, he cannot look past what you had done.

Kaui Liang: That was neither I or my brother. Send the message.

Reptile/Syzoth

Cassie: So, what's your favorite bug to eat?

Child: Ew, bugs are my father's thing. I prefer the flesh of chickens.

Cassie: Huh. Gotta say, not what I expected.

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Erron Black: *Whistles* Ain't you one fine specimen.

Daughter: Half Saurian, half [human/edenian/whatever]. *wink*

Erron Black: That so? Wanna come "put venom in my veins" girlie?

—

Takeda: I think I've seen this somewhere.

Child: Avatar? I get that a lot.

Takeda: Maybe... or furry conventions.

— (Enter Alice Cooper)

Johnny: I wanna kiss you but your lips are-

You: -venomous poisonnnn.

Johnny: Yeah, how do you kiss that guy anyways and not melt?

—(Exit)

Syzoth: *"My child" in Saurian*

Child: *"Father" in Saurian*

Syzoth: *:)*

—

Shang Tsung: I thought Reptile to be the last of his species.

Child: That was before he had me to a [human/edenian/whatever].

Shang Tsung: I must expirement with such a cross breed.

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Jaque: I know Tiana had to kiss the frog to turn him human, but to have a child with the frog?

You: There's more than meets the eye, my dearest.

Jaque: Don't talk that close to me. Don't know where that mouth has been.

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[fun-k-board]

Hey again friend.

How about a headcanon of being best friends and a student to smoke 😄😄 please

Tomas Vrbada / Smoke Friendship Headcanons

Note(s) : I'm still learning how to write about his character, so criticisms are appreciated.

If we're talking Lin Kuei, Tomas is probably the best option for a mentor because he's not as strict and, uh, scary as Bi-Han, and even less serious than Kuai Liang, although that's not hard because he's so responsible.

But, that doesn't mean he'll let you slack off.

Tomas has a schedule, which includes waking up extremely early, most likely 6 AM, getting dressed and having breakfast in the span of a few minutes, you're expected to be at training for at least 7 AM. Then you train until lunch, around 1 PM, which lasts until 2 PM and then you train until dinner, around 6PM.

He expects you, and everybody else who trains under him, to follow that schedule. He can accept a few excuses, injuries making it harder to get dressed, mental issues, maybe you were just really hungry and accidentally spent too long eating, whatever the case, he lets you off with a warning most of the time.

But if it becomes repeated behaviour you're going through more gruelling training for a week, only Bi-Han at that point can get you out of it, and everybody knows he won't.

He retains a friendly and casual relationship outside of your training, inviting you with his brothers to dinner, which is usually less than once a month. They're usually at Madame Bo's or another tea house, and he's usually the one paying.

You both talk while he trains you, mostly about other Lin Kuei members and their performance / behaviours. Smoke won't trash talk, but he will sometimes indulge in gossip. 'Did you hear about the new recruit who tried to fight Bi-Han?' 'They did what?!'

Even when you're fighting with more seriousness, he's still cracking a friendly joke here and there. Probably something about ice, fire, or smoke.

Speaking of, if you don't like puns about smoke, don't even talk to this guy. He somehow knows every pun in existence that even slightly relates to it, Bi-Han and Kuai Liang are so tired of them they both just leave whenever he starts with one.

He adores if you match his energy, you two bounce back with constant puns that you forget training and leave Bi-Han to scold you two.

Tomas already has a strained relationship with Bi-Han, the man doesn't view him as a brother, let alone squeal, even though that's all Smoke wants from him. He doesn't mean to burden you with his issues, but sometimes he might ask 'Do you think I'm deserving of being a Lin Kuei?'

He won't stop being friends with you if Bi-Han doesn't like you, but maybe he will if Kuai doesn't, he looks up to Scorpion and views him as a major influence in life. But, the likelihood of Kuai ever actually telling him he doesn't like you is low, so, you're all good.

Given how the Lin Kuei works, I think you'd also have to train under his brothers or others in the clan once and a while, but mainly under him. He probably has other students to train, and so he's not always free for casual talk or sparring because he has others to mentor.

I'd say, for a guess, he most likely gets at least a day off, if not, breakfast, lunch and dinner is probably a time where he's free to at least go to a restaurant for food with you.

Shirai Ryu Tomas is different. While before he had maybe one day off, now he's always free because of how there's almost no recruits, only Hanzo and a few other kids who didn't have a good situation before the clan formed.

You'd most likely help the younger ones, and maybe have an 'assistant' role when teaching, the training is fairly lighter because they're just kids, but any adults or teens will have the same training as you, with a tighter schedule that you have to help maintain.

He has more free time to just... Hang around basically, he's always inviting you to have food with Kuai or his friends, like Johnny, Syzoth and most other members of the Kast, he's a big fan of helping you out with tasks.

Tomas will enjoy cleaning, for example, he expects you to help him obviously, especially if it's your room or armour he's helping clean. But, he enjoys it because it's productive and he gets to spend time with you.

Smoke also loves when you do things like that for him! Especially cooking, he's not... The best at it, so he appreciates when you make food after a long day of training and doing small missions for Liu Kang.

He doesn't touch the kitchen. Don't make him go near it.

He might try and teach you Czech or Chinese, if you don't know either already, this totally isn't just so when you're in crowded areas you can talk to each other without people listening, what are you talking about?

Although, it took him years to learn Chinese, so he understands if you find it too difficult and don't want to learn, that won't stop him from muttering words under his breath when he's annoyed.

He's not the biggest fan of hugs, don't get me wrong, he absolutely will if you ask him or he needs it, but he doesn't think he's ever been hugged since he was a kid, so it's just a bit unfamiliar.

Smoke likes holding your hand though, not only will you not get lost in crowds, but you can have friendly contact without it being too much for either of you.

Never ask him for relationship advice, if you want a wingman, look the other way. His love life consists of nothing, a barren desert, and he prefers to keep it that way.

[flowersforchoso]

Intro dialogues w/ mk1 male characters

background: fei is an oc and a chloromancer which means, she's a practitioner of plant magic. these are intro dialogues with the men of mortal kombat 1. ranging from friendly, flirty, subtextual romance to animosity.

sub-zero: you're as delicate as a rose

fei: wait till you see my deadly thorns

sub-zero: i do not wish to fight you

fei: are you conceding defeat already?

fei: i have immense respect for you but i wont stand down

sub-zero: a fatal mistake

fei: you have something against me. what is it?

smoke: i- well...

fei: you find me alluring?

smoke: your powers are

smoke: you'd fit right in with the shirai-ryu

fei: a compliment, but i doubt it

fei: for the last time johnny, its a no.

johnny cage: wait. i just wanna ask for gardening tips

johnny cage: you could be the leading lady in a movie. just let me contact my agent

fei: i'm not interested in your proclivities

johnny cage: i've been thinking about going vegetarian

fei: this concerns me how?

havik: you're pathetic and weak

fei: a baseless assumption you'd soon come to regret

havik: chaos is order, beauty is oppression

fei: you gain converts by spouting such nonsense?

havik: when order has been replaced by chaos, you'll be by my side

fei: keep your delusions to yourself, havik

shang tsung: your powers would be beneficial

fei: i won't be subject to your sick experiments, sorcerer

shang tsung: when i say join me, i'm being diplomatic

fei: never! not even in my death

fei: how do you live with yourself?

shang tsung: *laughs* its all too easy

reptile: i've- i've never met someone like you

fei: is that a good thing or a bad thing?

fei: you bleed green?

reptile: does that terrify you?

reptile: have you ever heard of the kytinn?

fei: yes. they're truly... bizarre

fei: you're so different from your brother

kuai liang: sharing blood is where our similarities begin and end

fei: how is young hanzo doing?

kuai liang: very well.

kuai liang: you still trust bi-han? after everything he's done?

fei: not trust. more so, understand his perspective.

general shao: i'll trample upon your vines and thorns so scamper.

fei: if raiden can take you down, then i can

general shao: your kind should not be in battle

fei: care to explain further, general?

fei: i must admit, you're terrifying

general shao: *laughs* and you still choose to proceed, woman?

fei: crafting a world and maintaining it must be tedious

liu kang: a price for the greater good

liu kang: don't overwork yourself

fei: thanks. i'll try not to

liu kang: its regrettable. what we've become

fei: i'd rather not dwell on it

kung lao: you and lord liu kang were a thing?

fei: how- how did you know of this?

fei: your ego will soon be your demise

kung lao: doubt it. its one of my greatest assets

kung lao: i'm single y'know

fei: tell that to someone who cares

reiko: liu kang is not gonna save ya

fei: i'm more than capable of holding my own

fei: basking in the glory of war makes one inhuman

reiko: keep your sanctimonious drivel where the sun doesn't shine

fei: you're no soldier, you're a criminal

reiko: and what does that make you? a sheltered brat

fei: the way tarkat holds you hostage worries me

baraka: i do not need your pity

baraka: i'm sure my mere presence sickens you

fei: don't assume such baraka.

baraka: my ilk are treated worse than dogs

fei: its terrible. they deserve better

fei: you have alot of luck on your side with that amulet

raiden: *laughs* even without it, i'm formidable

fei: confidence is not pride. gladly wear it

raiden: i suppose. old habits do die hard

raiden: you're like mother nature herself

fei: *laughs* i'm nothing but a custodian

fei: how are you so bereft of principles despite being a high mage?

rain: don't speak on things you do not know of

fei: its comical that you run with a tail between your legs afterwards

rain: i'm not above seeking repentance

rain: my storm will wash away your plants

fei: water only fosters nature.

fei: i've never faced a blind swordsman

kenshi: it'll be your first and last encounter

fei: is it possible for others to control sento?

kenshi: try it. the anticipation is killing me

kenshi: i was in the yakuza once.

fei: so you admit to having blood on your hands

fei: what does the future hold for me?

geras: that, i cannot say

fei: being only a construct must be a terrible fate

geras: why do you presume so?

geras: just as the stars are infinite, so are the grains of sand

fei: proverbial. but where are you going with this?

[mcjoebond]

So hear me out

I don't like that Bi-Han is perceived as an evil character (although I know he is probably designed to be evil). That's why I have a hobby of making up excuses for his bad actions and decisions

Please do not take this post 100% seriously, I understand clearly that I'm probably wrong (or the creators haven't thought over the character so deeply for it to be true for that matter). I just love Bi-Han and think he deserves better than to be a villain in every timeline

This is part 1

Bi-Han's ideas on the clan development are actually not that bad in the beginning. I mean, when they discuss it before the meeting with Liu Kang and before the invasion on the castle. His ambitions are really strong and all he wants, in my opinion, is to participate in making decisions, not to serve and obey. He says they could help to rule, not to rule on their own. Also he doesn't argue with their father's principles, he said that the principles should guide them, not that Lin Kuei should ignore them. I don't see anything bad in his desire to have more power and more respect for the clan. Even I felt bad when either Kuai Liang or Tomas said that they served not ruled. Lin Kuei had been working for Liu Kang for hundreds of years and although they had a loud name of 'Earthrealm protectors', they had to do not a very respectful job. We know that it used to be a very peaceful timeline before Shang Tsung intervened. And as Bi-Han, who was the clan's Grandmaster, supposedly the busiest person in the whole clan, participated in every Earthrealm's champions' trainings, we can assume that it was the most interesting event in their task list. Which, imho, is pretty small for the Grandmaster of a great and respectable clan. They even were not taken to the tournament itself! And I suppose they were never chosen to be its champions either. In the castle, after defeating Ermac, I believe, Bi-Han mentioned that he'd missed a real kombat. So while Liu Kang had a lot of issues to solve on his own, Lin Kuei were supposed to protect the Earthrealm from dangers which didn't exist, thanks to Liu Kang. It's actually a very common situation: when you don't see the person's potential and you don't help them to fulfill it, the chance to lose the person's interest or loyalty is extremely high. Tbh, it seems very weird for me that Liu Kang didn't think of anything to keep Bi-Han loyal. I mean, he put Shang Tsung and Quan Chi into such circumstances so they couldn't gain or even desire power without somebody's help. And Bi-Han? He wanted more power even before Shang Tsungs's intervention affected him. Liu Kang pretended he didn't notice? Or he just didn't care? Or why else he decided to keep someone like Bi-Han in charge of a powerful clan? There is a theory that he gave Hanzo's power away to Kuai Liang because he thought Kuai could handle it better and avoid destructions caused by Hanzo's anger. And if that's so, why would he do nothing about Bi-Han? He wanted to give him another chance like he did with Shao? Okay, he couldn't watch Shao all the time as they were in different realms. But Bi-Han literally worked for him!! And he didn't notice anything wrong and demanding attention? Either we don't know something yet or Liu Kang really doesn't care enough for Bi-Han. And if that's so, it shouldn't be surprising that Bi-Han would leave his side one day.

Bi-Han's attitude towards Tomas is rude and unacceptable, Tomas doesn't deserve it from the perspective we see. The most obvious reason - Tomas doesn't share Lin Kuei blood and makes him unworthy for Bi-Han. What if it's more complicated that just that? There are some hints in the game that Bi-Han has daddy issues. Johnny Cage presumes that during one of the intros (it was something like 'Your daddy issues are even stronger than mine'). And his whole bossy, 'Obey-Your-Grandmaster'-like attitude also may indicate that. Kuai Liang and Tomas respect their father a lot and Bi-Han obviously doesn't. I mean, I feel some respect there, which I cannot explain rn, but anyway there is not enough of it. I don't think this attitude came out of nowhere. Bi-Han is the eldest so he was most likely to become the Lin Kuei Grandmaster after their father. So the father could treat him differently from the younger brothers. Even if he sought peace, it didn't mean he was an excellent dad figure. Maybe he pushed Bi-Han too hard whereas Kuai Liang and Tomas got much more freedom and less trainings. Bi-Han could envy them. Of course, he didn't hate Kuai Liang as he was his little brother no matter what. But Tomas came out of nowhere and got love from Bi-Han's parents, his father especially, which Bi-Han didn't receive himself. It was his love! Why would some stranger come into his family and steal love that should have been Bi-Han's? Why was this 'nobody' treated better than their son and brother? An offended kid usually cannot understand other kid's struggles so as long as Tomas took something, which as Bi-Han believed belonged to him, he wouldn't consider that Tomas was an orphan. Nobody could understand Bi-Han's struggles, why would he try to understand others'? Maybe the father even mentioned something about Tomas not being the original Lin Kuei - for example, answering Bi-Han's question why couldn't Tomas become the Grandmaster, the father would say that. And little Bi-Han learnt that as a reason to hate Tomas and not to accept him as a part of the family. None of that is an actual excuse for Bi-Han, he should've visited therapist or something. But I doubt assassins, especially in MK, know what psychological help is, so there's not an option. Especially for Bi-Han, he is super cold and closed. And this also may have been formed thanks to the father's upbringing.

As I've already started on the father... Let's go to Bi-Han's confession that he let their father die. It's hard to speculate on the topic as we don't know what kind of accident had happened. But we'll try without it. I think the detail that he let him die, not killed him, does matter. I still suppose that the father used to abuse Bi-Han. Imagine the person, who has been bullying you for your whole life, happens to be on the verge of death and you're the only one who can save them. Of course there are people who would save the person no matter what. But a lot of them would think if the person deserved to die and they couldn't help but rely on the their own experience. The father's death would finally give Bi-Han the freedom, he would get rid of the chains of his father's control, he would become the master on his own and not only he could manage his life for the first time, he could manage other people too. People who used to lack power are most likely to worship power in the future. A bonus to this thought: the father could get killed because of his clan politics. Not to let this happen to himself Bi-Han got so obsessed with changing the rules. There's an upcoming question - why didn't he tell Kuai Liang and Tomas? Maybe there was something else he didn't want to share with them. Maybe for their own protection. Which, shall I remind, is just a theory.

To be continued in the next post...

[snsona]

Mk1 my beloved!

Mortal Kombat 1 isn't that bad. The game isn't nearly as bad as people are making it out to be.

Essa onda de ódio por causa dos nostálgicos é muito estúpida.

It's a new timeline. If you didn't like it, go watch Mk11//MKx or the older ones.

I've read reviews that really make sense because everything can't be perfect. But damn I read every nonsense on this site... opinions based on the delusional narratives of your disturbed mind.

I read huge hateful texts just because Kuai Liang is Scorpion. (It fit perfectly and if you disagree with that, IT'S YOUR PROBLEM).

It was OBVIOUS that Bi Han was going to be evil. because *OW HOW AMAZING* he was never good... He's at least ALIVE. (I also didn't like the direction of the story but honestly I had nowhere to go. bi han asshole but it's my dear favorite!)

Mileena's story was wonderful. Finally she has the space she deserves! And what an incredible relationship she has with Kitana. Liu Kang's gang was incredible, Raiden is cute, Kenshi and Johnny had good development (no ships here).

I'm kind of lazy to develop this and I don't want to stretch it anymore.....

Other than that, I'm satisfied with the direction of the story. I believe there is still a lot to happen but for now everything was great.

[random-bi-writer]

Six Analysis, Part 6

Rewatching playthroughs, reading comics, looking through deleted concept and achievements to analyze Six, and maybe even figure out the things that’s been bugging me about her.

Part 1 = https://random-bi-writer.tumblr.com/post/706220575341821952/six-analysis-part-1

Part 2 = https://random-bi-writer.tumblr.com/post/706314444114886656/six-analysis-part-2

Part 3 = https://random-bi-writer.tumblr.com/post/706492122017267712/six-analysis-part-3

Part 4 = https://random-bi-writer.tumblr.com/post/706595192219762688/six-analysis-part-4

Part 5 = https://random-bi-writer.tumblr.com/post/706670021428019200/six-analysis-part-5

The final thing to check are the deleted concept and animation.

Okay, I won’t be able to find all the deleted concept but I’ll still try to analyze them.

So there’s this picture, well drawing, of Mono and Six sneaking around the Doctor’s experimented children. So, one, that is traumatizing to see, and two, the Doctor seems to be really important to the lore. I already have a theory for Six thanks to the previous analysist posts but I wanted to make sure and the doctor is kind off strenghtening it.

Crying over here because Mono is holding Monster Six’s hand while walking down the halls. This children deserve better. Okay, but seriously, this means Six always trusts Mono before he broke her music box.

So at one point, Mono was going to drag a passed out Six to Pale City during winter. I read somewhere that Six needed to go to Pale City, so is this what they meant?

I guess the Hunter wasn’t originally going to be in the game because Six was supposed to be at an appartment. And judging from how Six reacted to Mono in this, Mono didn’t “here’s Johnny” his way to meeting her.

Six seems to be treated like an actual child in that room, considering the amount of toys and drawings in there.

Speaking of drawings, why would Six draw the Thin Man?

Judging from these pictures, I think Six and Mono’s journey would have been: Apartment, Hospital, and then School. I’m saying this becayse of the raincoat.

According to the data miners, Mono was originally going to the Maw.

So if I’m getting this right, the original plot would have been: Six and Mono meeting in a apartment in Pale City, they traveled to a hospital and a school before trying to escape the Thin Man using a Train. Six still gets kidnapped and turns into Monster Six. Mono is guiding Monster Six through the halls, I’m guessing leaving the tower cures Six. The duo were going to use the tvs to escape the final boss, but upon using the tvs, Six and Mono got seperated. Mono landing somewhere, while Six landed at the Maw. So the ending changed from separated to betrayal.

Even in unused animation, Six still looks like a doll.

A footage by a person called Swifty, shows the first encounter of Shadow Six. So does this mean that Shadow Six is not Six’s soul like people thought and is someone different?

Okay there’s this picture where, the Thin Man is staring down at four children, so I think Six and Mono befriended two other kids at one point?

There’s an unused animation where Mono is running around tied up, was he going to be captured at one point while Six tries to find a way to unlock his cuffs?

So back when Little Nightmares was known as Hunger, Six is exploring the Depths. A lot of scenes in the Hunger trailer was seen in the Secrets of the Maw, I guess that Six and Rk switched roles in the canon.

When Hunger was getting developed, Six was originally a kidnapped child forced to work for the Maw. I’m guessing she originally doesn’t actually have her hunger curse until the game’s ending.

[mothercetrion]

here’s the rest of subscorp for the otp meme for @/IcyHotBxstxrd on twitter!!

you can see numbers 3, 5, & 9 for subscorp here!!

1. Who offers their jacket when the other is cold? I don’t know if this would happen? like, it’s an amazing thought, but I don’t think Kuai Liang would wear jackets since he can withstand cold temperatures pretty easily. same for Hanzo. but blankets? oh, Kuai Liang would give Hanzo his blanket in an instant. if he even kinda looks cold, even if he’s really not, he’s getting a blanket

2. Who giggles uncontrollably when the other playfully picks them up? Kuai Liang. Hanzo rarely picks him up as is, but when he does, oh, he loves it. he’s not a light man, and he’s always a tad impressed by it

4. Who is more likely to tell the other a pun and what is the other’s reaction to the pun? Kuai Liang is more likely, but only by a small margin. he’s fed puns by Johnny, since they’re good friends and all, and he loves seeing Hanzo’s bewildered expression when he says one. Hanzo will just chuckle, shake his head, and wonder how his life has gotten to be so... good. so good :)

6. If they got to pick what one another wears for a day, what would one another wear? Hanzo would give Kuai Liang something comfortable. of course, his day-to-day outfit is comfortable, but he loves seeing Kuai Liang in a button up shirt. he knows Kuai Liang is a simple man, and simple clothes he shall get. he loves how he looks in blue, of course, but the man in yellow... it makes him very happy. Kuai Liang has the same mindset of allowing his husband some comfort. he would have him wear his hair fully down; he adores his hair and loves seeing it down. he loves seeing him in short sleeved shirts just as much, both simple and movable so he can proceed with his day. plus, if he’s wearing short sleeves, Kuai Liang can stare at his arms :)

7. Who introduces their partner to their family first? How does it go? this is gonna sound sad but neither of them have any blood family to introduce the other to? so we’re ignoring canon a smidge for this one fkjsnfjksng the Shirai Ryu loves Kuai Liang. they do. of course, when they first knew him, they hated him because of their rocky past, but as time went on, they grew to love Kuai Liang for his levelheadedness, his kindness, his dedication to his own clan. when Hanzo informed the clan that they were dating, they were all very happy about it. (Kuai Liang has visited Harumi and Satoshi’s graves. they’re on the grounds of the Fire Garden. Hanzo showed him where they were, and they paid their respects. Hanzo was a bit emotional about explaining to his wife that he had someone else in his life; Kuai Liang understood.) equally and for the same reasons, the Lin Kuei loves Hanzo. Frost was... yeah, we all saw her reaction to Hanzo. but I think if Hanzo proved to her that he had nothing less than positive intentions, she would eventually come around. but it would take a while, and it’s understandable why. if Bi-Han were to be restored, he would be equally hesitant about Hanzo. it’s clear why, and honestly, I think Bi-Han would... like, struggle to be around him at first soon after he’s restored; it’s nothing against Hanzo, but the memories of his death are never easy to deal with, and Hanzo and Kuai Liang both know better than anyone that it’s understandable. Bi-Han would eventually be able to talk to Hanzo, and he realizes that Hanzo is a good man who makes his little brother happier than anyone else can. he knows that he can’t be too upset about that (not to plug but I actually wrote a fic about Bi-Han [and others] learning that they’re dating; read it here!!)

8. In a coffee shop AU, who would be the coffee shop employee and who would be the customer? barista Kuai Liang and customer Hanzo. Hanzo immediately finds him rather handsome, and he finds himself watching him work while he’s doing work at a table. when he orders another drink, Kuai Liang inquires on what he’s working on. being friendly, you know. they hit it off pretty quickly!!

10. What is a small thing that one another does to make their partner happy? Kuai Liang runs his fingers through Hanzo’s hair when they’re cuddling. there’s something about his gentle fingers carding through his hair after a long day, after a good day, after any kind of day that makes him feel so incredibly happy and safe. it’s his favorite thing in the world. Hanzo aims for Kuai Liang’s scar when he kisses his forehead. it’s such a small thing, and sometimes Kuai Liang wonders if Hanzo doesn’t even realize that he’s doing it, but then he realizes that it’s Hanzo and of course he realizes. it makes him endlessly happy

11. What would they do to celebrate their one year anniversary? Takeda insists that they spend it however they’d like, not working (“you deserve a day off! go! have fun!”), and honestly, they hardly do anything all that exciting. neither of them are the type to do anything spontaneous anyhow; they just want a day where they can relax, spend the day together, do what they normally don’t. Hanzo cooks them lunch, and Kuai Liang offers his help (and does his best). they honestly probably don’t go outside of either of their respective homes; they want to spend the day together, and if that means doing nothing, then they’re happy. they sit under a tree and read. they read to each other. they work together to make dinner. they dance in their kitchen listening to music. it’s a simple day of simply them. and they’re happy

12. When did they know that loved each other, and when did they first tell each other that they loved one another? it didn’t take long. once they got over the initial hatred of one another, I doubt it took long for them to realize that they meant a lot to one another. it’s around the same time, a few months after they decide to start dating. Kuai Liang realizes it first. he notices quickly that Hanzo is his best friend, no doubt about it. but then he realizes that he wants to see Hanzo happy. he wants to see this man, this man that has lost everything, with everything he could ever want. Kuai Liang wants to get that for him. I think it’s right around then, and damn, he doesn’t know how to go about it. Hanzo realizes a bit after him. he never thought he would find someone to love again, but he knows this feeling. the feeling like you’re floating, the feeling like you can tell them anything, the very thought of them making you smile. he knows it’s love, and yet he denies it for a while. Kuai Liang is the one to say it first. it’s nighttime, they’re relaxing in their bed, and he lets it slip. it’s an accident, and he’s almost about to apologize, when Hanzo says it back. they’re both really happy about that

13. Who likes to give the other hugs from behind followed by a kiss? Kuai Liang. he knows that Hanzo is busy sometimes, and it’s the perfect way to pop in, let him know he cares about him and is there for him, and get out. it’s usually a peck on the cheek, and Hanzo always grabs at him and gets a real kiss before he goes

14. Who would make a playlist for the other person? What would be featured on the playlist? Hanzo, probably. Takeda taught him how to do it, and he thought it was a sweet gesture. a lot of it is instrumental, since that’s what Kuai Liang likes, and then the occasional song with words that he’s seen Kuai Liang humming along to when they’re out and about. Kuai Liang listens to it all the time, especially when he’s away

15. Who would bring their partner on a romantic date under the stars? Kuai Liang. easily. I headcanon that he loves the stars anyhow, and he and Hanzo will sit on a roof and look at the stars. he knows a lot about constellations, and Hanzo loves to learn about them, so it just works out magnificently (I’ve written about this too!! read it here!)

[demetriandelibinaryboyfriends]

AIGHT Y’ALL I wasn’t tagged but I’m doing this anyways because f u c k  i t

It's the year 2021 and you're obsessed with The Karate Kid. How are you feeling?

Deadasss weird as fuck, my dude. Like...out of all the things I could’ve predicted happening in our lord’s year 2021, it definitely was NOT getting hyperfixated on a hammy gay ship with a punk and a nerd from a goddamn karate soap opera. And yet...here we are??? I will never understand hyperfixations, my guy. But I’ve met a lot of really cool people in this fandom, so I can’t really complain.

Did you grow up with TKK or are you new to the series?

I have never seen a single Karate Kid movie in my entire life. When I was a kid, it looked kinda dumb so I never got into it XD But then I saw my roommate watching Cobra Kai on Youtube Red one day (he has every streaming service known to man) and I was hooked. And...here I am!

We gotta do the basics. Favorite character:  

Literally EVERYONE except for Kreese, Yasmine, Kyler, and Tory, sorry stans

Okay but if we gotta pick, Johnny Lawrence is my Problematic Fave. Also I love my boy Daniel, he’s trying his best!!! And Amanda LaRusso, we stan a queen!!!

Among the kids, definitely Miguel, with Demetri as a close second. I also love Sam, Aisha, Moon, and Hawk (pre- and post-Bastardization Arc, anyways XD)!

Favorite ship:  

Take a look at my username and take a WILD FUCKING GUESS lmao Yes it’s Eli/Demetri because DUH, every interaction they have is so fucking gay and Eli fucking saved him!!! And came back to him!!! And betrayed the world’s most terrifying dojo with a WAR CRIMINAL SENSEI all for Demetri!!! And how Demetri was willing to forgive him for everything at the drop of a hat because he always had faith there was still good in his best friend??? That’s TRUE LOVE motherfuckers. Please let them kiss in Season 4. I will sell you all of my limbs. Sam/Miguel is a close second because they’re cute as shit and it’s just so lovely to see two people so unapologetically smitten with each other. They are in LOVE, and I will RIOT if they break up again!!! Keep Sam and Miguel together 2k21!!!

Underrated character:

SAMANTHA LARUSSO!!! The amount of hate my girl gets for acting like a normal teenager and fucking up occasionally JUST like the rest of the cast makes me want to start punching things. She cares SO MUCH about her friends!!! And she loves the shit out of Miguel!!! She hasn’t always been the best friend but you know what??? Neither has Hawk, and we still forgave his ass!!! Also LET HER BE FEMININE but also kick utter ass, my god!!! Femininity should not be synonymous with being weak, y’all! ALSO DEMETRI, like yes, he likes to complain and occasionally run his mouth, but guess what else he likes to do??? Never give up on the love of his life his best friend Eli Moskowitz and refuse to lose faith in him no matter how much of a little shit he’s become, and I for one think that’s very badass of him. Also the way he takes care of Eli pre-Cobra Kai in his own snarky bastard way makes me absolutely Weak and needs more appreciation. Like the dude has charisma and COULD have probably made other friends and left Eli behind if he wanted, but did he??? No, he wants the weepy loser with the lip scar in the polo shirts and dorky sweaters and will protect him as much as his wimpy ass is able!!!

Underrated ship (don’t say therapy, lol):  

Among the adults, Daniel/Amanda!!! Like maybe I just don’t watch that much tv, but it seems kinda rare to me to see a happily married hetero couple, and it’s just nice to see a married couple who genuinely love each other and where there’s not like...lingering resentment or some shit. I feel like this ship gets overshadowed by Lawrusso a lot (which like--okay, fair!!! Daniel and Johnny do have a ridiculous amount of chemistry, and the gay undertones are undeniable, so I get it), and it makes me kinda sad. I do love Lawrusso, but I don’t like when Amanda has to get her heart broke for it to happen, you feel? Among the kids, honestly YasMoon. Like I really love the idea of Yasmine trying to better herself because of Moon’s influence on her and because Moon like...inspires her to be a better person, I guess? With their pretty strong friendship, it just makes more sense to me for Yasmine to get a redemption arc through Moon than through Demetri. ALSO girls DO often pull the whole “mean girl” shtick to cover up being closeted lesbians, and Moon IS canonically bi, so it could work!!! I just think this one could be a really interesting Friends to Lovers take, and could make a really nice coming-out arc for Yas. And MoonPiper too, honestly!!! Like they only got 5 seconds of screentime so I understand WHY it’s underrated, but I still love what we DID get and loved that there was a canon gay ship (even if only for 1 scene lmao). I’m really excited to potentially see more of them in Season 4!!! Please, I’m begging!!!

Wax On, Wax Off or Sweep the Leg?

Sweep the Leg because it will always be deeply hilarious to me how Demetri took note of the first move Eli ever used on him and spent presumably weeks perfecting it OUT OF SPITE just to get him back with it at the soccer game MONTHS later. Just goes to show how OBSESSED Demetri is with Eli and their little karate rivalry which is just NOT straight, I’m sorry

Which of Daniel’s dumb little outfits is your favorite?

There’s something so funny about this pretentious little fuck walking around in fancy suits once he becomes a #SuccessfulBusinessman, and still occasionally trying to do karate in a full-ass suit (take THAT, Tom Cole’s boba!!!) I’m also a big fan of how he looks in his gi with his little headband. Still killing that look as a 40-50-something!!!

Character from the films you most want to return, who’s not Terry Silver:

Tbh I have still never seen a single Karate Kid movie (they took them off of Netflix, RIP), so...I don’t really care if they bring anyone else back??? I’m invested in the characters we already have in the show, I don’t need some rando from the movies to make a cameo to have a good time XD The only character I really wanted them to bring back was Ali, and they already did, so like...I’m good??? That’s all I really needed, I can die in peace now XD

Scene that lives in your head rent-free:

Basically any fluffy Elimetri scene, but 5 in particular: ~Miguel first meeting Eli and Demetri at the lunch table, and Eli looking at Demetri like he hung every goddamn star in the sky ~Demetri going off at a terrifying, “unhinged” karate sensei on the first day of Cobra Kai because he made fun of Eli’s lip and Demetri is not about that shit ~ELI STEALING DEMETRI’S NACHO AND SMIRKING AT HIM, LIKE EXCUSE ME SIR PLEASE BE A LITTLE LESS HOMOSEXUAL IN FRONT OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND ~Eli yanking Demetri onstage during Valley Fest to hold a board, and Demetri being visibly like...extremely turned on when Eli breaks said board ~ELI SAVING DEMETRI DURING THE CHRISTMAS FIGHT, ELI APOLOGIZING, DEMETRI AND ELI KICKING COBRA ASS TOGETHER AKSBDCUWYVCBU

Will Anthony LaRusso ever be relevant?

I hope not! He’s kind of a funny meme character to pop up now and again but I don’t think he deserves a serious plotline when there are so many more interesting characters to follow.

You live in The Valley and are forced into the karate gang war. Which dojo do you join?

Miyagi-Do because Cobra Kai would eat me alive. Also I’d probably straight up get stuck and die in that cement mixer, if I even made it that far XD Besides, being salty that your friend who you have a crush on likes martial arts better than you and starting martial arts to impress them but also being too lazy to join anything TOO intense is a Big Mood and I am certainly not speaking from personal experience here, no sirree

What’s your training montage song?

"Shut Up and Drive” by Rihanna for a weight-training and bicep-flexing montage, “Whatever It Takes” by Imagine Dragons for a more intense punching-and-kicking-shit montage. I don’t know why this is, I just feel it in my heart.

It’s the crossover event of the century! Which TV show are you combining with Cobra Kai for an hour-long Saturday night special?

*Briefly panics because I don’t actually watch that much TV and most of the stuff I do watch is fantasy/sci fi shit that absolutely would not work for a CK crossover*

Hmmmm okay but ACTUALLY

You know what would be fucking funny as hell would be an It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia crossover. Allow me to elaborate: ~The Gang goes to LA on vacation during the height of the Karate Dojo Wars. They literally can get barely anything done without all these goddamn karate-fighting teenagers getting in the way. ~They are all very annoyed by this. Even the most obscure of tourist attractions is eventually intercepted by karate fights. ~Mac tries to join Cobra Kai because he sees all this karate fighting on, and wants to unquestionably prove both his badassery and masculinity. Both Johnny and Kreese are like “Wtf are you doing here? Aren’t you like 30?” ~Mac gets a planet-sized crush on Johnny after all of 5 minutes and endlessly gushes to the gang about him. The gang mercilessly roast him about this and about how much of a pathetic loser with his life together in no way whatsoever Johnny sounds like. They proceed to have exactly 0 self awareness about this. ~The Waitress is in town visiting family or something, and Charlie is stalking her, as per usual. However, every time he’s about to go up and talk to her, a pack of battling Miyagi-Dos and Cobra Kais throwing punches and kicks everywhere blocks his path. One times, Mac is among one of these packs and Charlie is like “???? He didn’t get kicked out of that teen karate dojo yet???” ~Seeing how much the Kids These Days seem to like fighting, Charlie drops by a local high school to try and sell Fight Milk to the kids doing karate. Only Kyler and Brucks buy into it, and subsequently get the entire West Valley High wrestling team sick. Charlie is inevitably arrested, as Counselor Blatt thinks he’s selling the kids drugs. ~Dennis makes a plan to have sex with every hot chick he can in Los Angeles. He meets Ali on a dating app post-divorce, and inevitably tries to bang her. It doesn’t work. ~Frank crashes the rental car, and inevitably the gang ends up at one of Daniel’s dealerships. Dee quickly takes a liking to Daniel and is like “Watch, assholes--Imma homewreck this guy’s marriage.” She starts frequenting the dealerships to attempt to flirt with Daniel, until one day she walks in on him having sex with Johnny in a back room and she’s like “Is that the guy from Mac’s goddamn dojo?!?!” ~Dennis, of course, tries to sleep with Amanda. Amanda is not having it, and rebukes him in the most snarky, Amanda-esque way possible. Dennis is just like “Oh not AGAIN--the women in this goddamn diva city have too high of standards!” ~Later on, the gang is at the beach and Dennis spots the blonde lady he went out on an ill-fate date with, and decides to give it another shot--that is, until he sees her go up and kiss another woman and he’s like “IS THAT THE LADY FROM THE CAR DEALERSHIP??? STUPID-KARATE-KICK-COMMERCIAL’S WIFE?!? YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.” ~Dee complains to Dennis about her lack of luck getting laid, and Dennis is just like “Oh come ON, is everyone in Los Angeles gay???” Smash cut to Hawk and Demetri having sex, Moon and Piper making out, Bert and Nate holding hands, Chris and Mitch doing oral, and Amanda, Ali, and Carmen having a threesome. ~Frank tries to scam Kreese into buying cheaply-made karate equipment for his dojo. The gang ends up having to leave LA because Kreese is quite literally plotting all of their murders.

For tagging, uuuuhhhhhh @jackonthelongwalk @soe-leo @max-eagle-fang @cc-tinslebee @backawayfromthegay @asphodel-storm do the thing, if y’all haven’t yet!

[sanchoyo]

danny phantom, season 3 episodes 3-6 thoughts!

see prev episode thoughts in this tag <3

-johnny was actually pretty civil with danny and left when he asked! thats nice. also, SKULKER?? HAD A FRAMED PICTURE OF EMBER?? oooo fuck wait had they established they were a Thing Before?? I dont think so. thats weird. its like that country boy/goth girl meme lmfao. I think i am going to choose to ignore this new info and pretend I didnt hear it. 100% unrelated to the jazz/ember fanart I already drew and posted....😳

-LADIES NIGHT EPISODE THIS IS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT. wish it didnt really center around the guys or them being pissed at them, but. willing to bet this was written by men lol

-THEY ERASED ALL THE MEN??? meanwhile, jack and danny are fishing at. silent hill or something. im glad jack is trying to read a parenting book and making an Attempt. (theyre at lake erie, but, they made it actually eerie...thats fun)

-the girls alt outfits...cute. EMBER MADE A NEW SONG TOO!!! kinda. jazz being one of the backup singers and being AWFUL. NOOOO

-'how are we going to get kitty to blow a kiss?' 'she'll have to think there are still some males in town!' ...i dont know how to break it to you, but I dont know that a 100% het girl would wish for all men to Begone. I think. I mean im not a het or a girl so I dont really know for sure. she Is probably Bi tho. esp having the other ladies in town chanting NO MEN!!! excitedly............(then again, the kiss is to get Rid of men, so, she probably would have blown it at the ladies only if they were actively trying to attack/stop them, so...I MEAN. THE DRESSING LIKE DANNY BIT WAS SO EXTRA)

-I feel like an all female cast ep couldve been way way way way cooler than that was. like. why was it still somehow all about Men. ...anyway. (where was valerie...)

-next ep opens with the observants, and, way way more of them than I expected...existed? I mean I guess them being a council/jury of some kind is what I expected from their first appearance (bc at that time they were basically TELLING clockwork to kill danny, not asking,, so I figured they had SOME kind of authority) but. there were so many. anyway, here goes vlad! letting his own hubris go brrrr. releasing a weather ghost for political gain! #justvladthings

-okay say what you will about him (he IS an asshole) but having an umbrella with his own face on it and more prepared to share is SUPER FUNNY. and him being fanned by huge wads of money by his bodyguards. SO ineffective but so Dramatic. He UNDERSTANDS that if youre rich you need to be. you know. obnoxious and kinda eccentric about it! fuckign hate when rich people are boring about it. I would trust vlad with nothing except to not be a boring rich asshole who wears...fucking khaki or some shit. man knows his Presentation Skills. and that 'V' chair in his mayoral office. is that fucking embroidered?

-maddie get your MAN PLEEEEASSSE. IM SO EMBARRASSED FOR HER. the way jack stays simping for this man. in FRONT OF HIS WIFE!!!! ...my god its like a love triangle. jack clearly loves vlad, who loves maddie, who loves jack. jack fenton is at the very least bi, right................. this is an OBSESSION . 'THE V MAN COMETH'???? i...my god. (also, on a serious note, to have a friend THIS SUPPORTIVE...and still be SUCH A DICK TO HIM (TRYING TO KILL HIM AND STEAL HIS WIFE??) NOT COOL VLAD. JACK IS YOUR 1 AND /ONLY/ HYPE MAN. if someone loved and supported me THIS HARD...LIKE. CMON DUDE.

-STOMP the fucking GAS, JACK

-this would make a great shirt design, looks like a metal band design! we love The Maelstrom

-oh, so vlad did in fact get a mansion in amity park. and its purple! good color choice! not as flashy as a CASTLE or MURDER CABIN, but still pretty eccentric, which I appreciate.

-...vlad knows the difference between picasso and da vinci? in the ep last post where we were watching him fail at conquering every historical time ever he didnt seem to know history well enough to like. be effective...was vlad taking art history at college?? (was he an art MAJOR??? we never DID KNOW WHAT HE WENT TO SCHOOL FOR. I kinda assumed business because in the masters of time ep he was still rich without ghost powers so he had to have..known something about business or something, right...but also, art and or theater FITS HIS PERSONALITY. possibly also something science-y, I guess, but I always felt like he got roped into that, esp how pessimistic he was about the ghost portal in the flashbacks to college, like, i felt like he was just there for maddie and was uninterested/un-invested at the time...)

-THIS GHOST JUST ELECTROCUTED MADDIE (THE CAT) BITCH!! THATS MY FAVORITE MADDIE!!! vlad going after vortex and being ~shocked~ .....WHEN. WHEN WILL YOU LEARN. THAT YOUR ACTIONS. HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!!

-the way this random man with a camera sees the mayor laying in an alley covered in TRASH AND DECIDES TO TAKE A PICTURE HAHAH

*snap* this ones going in my cringe compilation!

-vlad 'if we're going to defeat vortex, we're going to have to do it together!' *immediately dips after dropping danny off in front of vortex* JKASDFHKJHJKN

-DANNY CAN DUPLICATE!!! ...he couldnt even attack with it, but he DID IT!!! INTO (4) OF HIMSELF!!! SO PROUD!!!!!!!!!!

-'THE ROLLER COASTER EMOTIONS OF A TEENAGER THREATEN MY PLANS!' ...0 self awareness of his own dramatic moodiness. incredible, how dumb this man is. its very close to circling around to endearing, if he was less of an asshole. at least its very very funny to see danny shooting him with tiny lightning bolts anytime he's even slightly irritated! vlad you should be nice to danny anyway. this is what you GET

-...making sandwiches and ice cream and playing video games with your nephew is a totally normal thing. WHY is vlad acting like this is the end of the world. if you were a GOOD UNCLE YOU WOULD ALREADY BE DOING THESE THINGS!!! bitch I make my nephew food all the time and dont forget what he does and doesnt like. if u didnt know danny didnt want tomatoes, thats on u. if u, a grown adult, are gonna piss of the 14 yr old by not letting him win, u deserve to have to pay for the arcade machines he ruins because he now has uncontrollable storm powers because YOU THREW HIM INTO A FIGHT WITH THE STORM GHOST. fuck u vlad. paypal me $400,000 while ur at it tho. (also, gamer vlad confirmed)

-VLAD CAN COOK THOUGH???! I assumed he had...people working for him that did that. I mean. billionaires usually dont do that. then again, we've only seen those vultures working for him (and I guess the dairy king was AT his old mansion, but it was never really clarified if he worked there...I think he probably just Hung Out and they Enjoyed Cheeses Together. thats what I think, I dont think a KING would be working for anyone and also the dairy king was nice <3) but then again he would be a private person and we cant have anyone accidentally finding Ghostly Things, so...still, that's hilarious. pour one out for that really cute banana split that got ruined 2 seconds later

-vlad just fucking picking danny up and THROWING HIM AT VORTEX TWICE WITHIN LIKE A MINUTE. JUST ABSOLUTELY LAUNCHING HIM. BITCH THATS MY SON BE CAREFUL!!! HES GOT ORGANS AND THINGS!!!!

-danny seeing those animal commercials and feeling sad is the biggest 2000s throwback so far. i legitimately had to change the channel or walk out of the room when those came on bc id CRY AND BE SAD ABOUT THEM FOR DAYS AFTER. fuck those commercials and fuck that IN THE ARMMMS OF AN ANGELLLL song 😭

-'vlads ego almost got the town destroyed!' yes danny thats the entire episode. the entire series anytime vlad shows up honestly. this episode was just him being really embarrassing the entire time, and, me laughing about it. 10/10 would laugh at him again

-NEXT EP WE HAVE A SHAPESHIFTING GHOST?? I've said it before but shapeshifting is the power I would want when asked those 'what superpower do you want' questions...its the Best power! this guy looks like a homestuck character. ive never read homestuck but thats the vibe

-I love every time we see tuckers family, they are by far the most functional family. and dash has a lil chihuahua!!! named pookie!!! i am crying (I've had 3 chihuahuas, so I am very biased, but...) AND HE WATCHES THE ROMANCE CHANNEL WITH POOKIE. POOKIE I WILL DIE FOR YOU YOU SWEET LITTLE BABY.

-danny can lift a bus! I shouldn't be surprised, but i am proud of my son. hes got lil kid fans. i am going to cry about this

-JAZZ KEEPS A SCRAPBOOK WITH DANNY'S LIL HEROICS AND NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS!!! we've actually seen it on her floor before, but I didnt realize it was a scrapbook!! thats sooo cute.

-...and danny has to stand there listening to his parents saying danny phantom sucks and is a 'filthy ghost' and calling him egotistical...i am once again stealing their kids!

-THIS GHOST RIPPING JAZZ'S SCRAPBOOK!!! ILL KILL YOU. SHE WORKED HARD ON THAT!!! BITCH

-yes, maddie, the one with red eyes is For Sure Actually Your Son. ignore the, red eyes... (CLEARLY she hasnt watched the other 2 eps where danny has been evil, she doesnt know red eyes= evil!!!)

-'billy fenton'.......................

-danny being stuck as phantom in his own house, no way out is a fucking NIGHTMARE. his parents pointing giant weapons against him and SHOOTING AT HIM. THIS IS A HORROR MOVIE.

-NINE INCH NAILS POSTER.

-this is the most screenshot of all time

-amorpho turning into mr. lancer because hes 'someone no one will want to be around' BUT HES WRONG, I WOULD BEFRIEND AND HANG OUT WITH MR LANCER SO FAST.

-tucker dressing as danny, now I have the full Tucker set of him being sam and also being danny. also saying 'the ghost...uh...RIPPED MY FACE OFF.' and then running. SMOOTH. NOT AT ALL CONCERNING TO ANY PARENTS.

-sam accepts the toast from jack. and then 2 seconds later is like 'why am i eating this.' THIS SHOWS HUMOR IS SO UNEXPECTED SOMETIMES ITS REALLY GOOD. and then the scene after, mr lancer running into his ghost doppelganger and being like 'YOURE GORGOUS' THEN FAINTING. I AM CRYING. AND DASH FAINTING TOO.

-sam disguising herself as danny again to help tucker run from the fentons. but leaving him shirtless in the streets. incredible. 'plEASE DOnt NOTice MY FACELessNESS I MUST LIVE IN EXILE' this episode is destroying me the humor in this show is exactly my brand of corny and cheesy

-the impromtu story made up by danny and amorpho to explain stuff to the fentons. my god they are both such bad liars. but amorpho is a good egg. wish danny wouldnt have said he didnt wanna see him in town again!! I want him to be reoccurring. not that thats gonna matter since I'm almost done with the series, but the idea of this being the Only Time We See him is :(

-NEXT EP SAYS STARRING MARK HAMILL??????!!! hello ! mr . joker....mr. star wars.... I feel like I should be. idk. taking off a hat im not wearing in respect. I shouldnt be surprised tho bc hes in a lot of cartoons as a very good voice actor, and dp has already had a lot of talented ones so I've been looking out for ones I might know, but....mr. hamill....

-sam has her own greenhouse, names all the plants, and says thank you to them (in the languages from where the plants are from) whenever she harvests from them. thats SO cute. and her lil gothy lunch box...

-and danny's lil red fuzzy lined jacket!!! ive said it before but every time the characters get alt outfits im like :D

-danny has ice powers now!!! THATS WHAT FROSTBITE MEANT. HE KNEW SOMEHOW WAY BACK THEN

-THIS SHOW NEVER LETS YOU FORGET VLAD IS A BILLIONAIRE, HUH.

-danny's lil 'holy hibiscus!' first off the 50s batman swearing is hilarious. 2nd. my username is from the flower sanchoyo hibiscus, so, shoutout to ME this ep. hi :)

-EURGH UNDERGROWTH MAKING EVERYONE PLANT ZOMBIES. HIVEMIND PLOTS SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME. and this dude made the city SO overtaken so quickly like how long was danny asleep?? oh god

-evil fucked up sam! now the whole trio has gone evil at some point! the voice actress did a really, really good job with making her sound like a zombie...

-frostbite's paws are so so so big compared to danny. oh my god. i want to hug the snow dog...

-the far frozen has an advanced medical stuff!!! very cool. very smart snow dogs

-im so glad danny has a friendly ghost snow dad to explain this new power and teach him!!! this is so sweet. DANNY'S GHOST SENSE WAS A PART OF HIS ICE POWER?? OOOH. COOL. we love a training montage!!!

-danny saying if he cant defeat overgrowth, that he'd want to stay with frostbite...oh my god...do you think this is the first real supportive adult figure in his life (I am NOT counting his parents because they threaten him on the daily even if they dont realize it.) I mean mr lancer is a Teacher, but he was also nice but this is different, but this is a GHOST WHO IS WILLING TO HELP HIM with his powers and also will help him when hes injured and is so so nice and comparatively so much more mature than 90% of the adults in this show!!!! god. dad frostbite is my everything.

-the framing and lighting this episode, and all the angles...they went all OUT and it looks really really good. this is my nightmare scenario, tho. like, FUCK zombies and dead city zones and hivemind shit. and using the humans as 'nutrients for the children' i am going to THROW UP.

-MALEFICENT VIBES WITH THE HORNS AND GREEN EYES! this costume kicks so much ass. sam is now mark hamills daughter, I guess.

-danny's ice powers making his eyes blue!!! thats neat. and him going for the roots underground was SO SMART. i will not stand for danny ever thinking hes stupid, hes SO smart.

almost done with the show... :"( thats a sad thought!!!

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wait a minute. So I've read your bits on civil war 2008, and I have a question for you: all the characters in the civil war event, at least the major players(like stark, Cap, Spidey, FF), do you believe that they are acting OOC, or that the writers chose to bring out the character's worse qualities to create drama?

And do you think that if the writers had written them In Character, or at least written them to be more balanced, would it have improved the story? Actually, do you think that Civil War could have been... at least A not Bad Story under an intense rewrite? or that the whole concept should have been thrown away?

The OOC talk is tempting and also partially justified. There is a batch of previous stories scattered through the years with the Fantastic Four dealing with similar scenarios where Reed is pretty much anti-government.

1) In one Social Services sue the FF4 for endangering Reed and Sue Kids by keeping them in the Baxter Building despite it being blown up once every 2 weeks. They ask them to "register" them and put them in a safe government facility, so to spearhead a new law where they can get pre-teen superhumans "out of harm way" or some shit.

Keep in mind Franklin is still a Mutant in this story (And still is right now because FUCK YOU SLOTT). Anyway, Reed seemingly agrees,only to set up a dummy facility and "register" his kids there. He doesn't even announce it he literally only writes it in the Government's documentation and shit.

The facility is razed to the ground a couple hours later. Because yes the Baxter Building can explode at any time but AT LEAST they are there to protect the kids from the countless people.

2) In another story, Reed is asked by Congress to create a device that outs mutants and "abnormal" humans, so the government can better individuate them for "reasons." Reed agrees, and makes a device SO POWERFUL it detects every deviations from the supposed norm, so when he gives a demonstration in Congress, he reveals half of its members would qualify as "Mutants" if they kept that line of inquiry, which makes them hastily drop the whole thing. This was intentional, because who the fuck are they to decide who is or isn't not normal?

3) Compare and Contrast with Civil Ear Reed Richards, who is a McCarthy apologist who goes "Logically speaking, we need to listen to the government on this one otherwise we might get burned just like my (gay coded) artist uncle was by the McCarthy Trials in the 50s when he told the court to shove it and his life was ruined as a result. It's the rational way to do it."

4) (The three main proponents of the Registration Side being Rich, White, Heterosexual Men in positions of powers, with jobs in the science field that justify their decision with "Facts and Logic" was PROBABLY unintentional, but is also a great unintended allegory for this kind of shit. The ones who are hurt the most but these kind of laws are the ones who can't afford it after all, and who is ever going to go after the rich and powerful first? Especially if they come with little repercussions on their lives (Tony, Reed and Hank where all already outed as Superheroes after all))

5) Peter is OOC in OMD mind you, Civil War goes pretty much how you'd expect him to go (gets manipulated by authority figure into it, MJ and May are supportive of him because they see only half the facts, the SECOND Peter realizes that those people are monsters he drops them and gets the shit beaten out of him for it, unlike Reed or Tony who can AFFORD having their identities public Peter barely has the money to survive which ends with May getting shot for it). It's an incredibly poignant scenario that I wish was used to TELL A MESSAGE rather than just a backdrop to shoehorn OMD in.

6) Which is to say Civil War could indeed be written better under the same premise. If they want to keep the Patriot Act Allegory, they should be aware of what that would entail for the characters that support it.

We are currently seeing a similar scenario going on in Marvel in the Champions comics where the registration side is pretty much spearheaded by an unambiguous evil corporation and shit. In light of Civil War I existing the whole thing kinda loses its impact (Like that one joke scene where Tony goes "Maybe we should register them" with a smug look on his face as if he isn't responsible for so many deaths), but at least they are trying to shift the conversation? The villain is not the Government of course it's Evil Apple, but at least it's not a "Both Sides are equally ok" centrist bullshit take like they did in Civil War or in Skyrim.

Like, fuck, it's literally called CIVIL WAR to invoke the American Civil War in the context of the "brother kills brother" interpretation some bastards are so fond off, I wouldn't call THAT a "Both Sides are valid" scenario by a long fucking mile, yet here we are.

7) I think the best way to put it would be to set up the same scenario but make it realistic to the setting and shit.

Hank and Tony still support the Government because one is a Skrull Chaos Agent the other is misguided, Carol takes Reed's place in the Triad because Women can be War Criminals too (She was leading the equivalent of a child soldier program during Civil War so she is one already at least). Steve is also anti government because this is happening during the fucking BUSH ADMINISTRATION and he goes "When will Washington decide who the villains are?" Like he did in canon but in, like, a poignant moment.

Speaking of Reed he will keep his family neutral and go "I admit superheroing does need failsafes and some kind of oversight mind you, I just don't this this country's government has demonstrated their right to be that."

Let's not put the "Cap you are out of touch because you don't know what MySpace is" or "Luke every time I see a Sentinel that's like seeing a Burning Cross" rants in the story too because those were some raw shit.

Tony, again, lives in privilege, so it wouldn't exactly affect him, and is genuinely trying to do good, so we need to put him as the "Patsy" who gets duped by Skrull Hank Pym for it, the government is the one with the secret prison for Superheroes, Hank is the one recruiting Nazi Scientists and starting child soldier programs, clones Thor, sets up with the Government a Super Prison in the Ocean (can't use the negative zone without Reed), outside of US Jurisdiction so the government can ship then there with no trial and torture them. When Skrull Hank Pym is confronted for it, and the blame is attempted to be pinned on him and him alone, he goes "Are you earthlings daft or something? I did almost nothing, it was your government who did most of the work in their desire for security and safety, I just sped up the process for them, they would have done all of this with or without me."

Around the ending Tony finds out and is devastated and drops the whole thing."

When someone tries to comfort Tony over it because he didn't know any of this he goes "Oh, that's were you're wrong Peter. I knew. Deep down, I knew things weren't right, unjust, but I did nothing, because I could make things better from the inside, because it didn't affect me, because It would have been inconvenient to me to stop this. This is on me for passively accepting it as it is on the ones who enforced it." Which leads him to make amends, that way he is not as much of a awful character here.

The scene where The US kidnaps Ororo so they can strong arm Tchalla into getting registered happens but is treated as a international crisis as it deserves.

The Prison Break finale happens because Namor discovers the prison in HIS FUCKING DOMAIN and just goes ham on it with the help of the Anti Registration side, he drops a line like "I've seen shit like this before, I've seen what happens when man declares another man a criminal for things out of their control, for what they've been from birth, and I say NOT IN MY KINGDOM!" or some shit (He is a WWII veteran after all).

Since Steve isn't pummeling to the ground Tony in this scenario there isn't the dumb as fuck Everyday Heroes scene and he doesn't get shot by Sharon later on..

We have instead the scene from Secret Invasion where Skrull Hank Pym kills Steve (In SI it was Skrull Queen killing Janet Van Dyne) on national television, which leads to the anger of everyone involved who rush him, only for Tony to be the one who pull the trigger.

Tony is put in charge of SHIELD, which leads to Iron Reign (Dark Reign equivalent), and the story ends with him going "Let's see if things can reach change from the inside this time" as he actually reforms Shield from his position of power. The Registration Act becomes unpopular due to Steve's death and Alien Interferences, so that helps, and leads to actual protests in the streets after Namor reveals to the UN the war crimes the US is committing. It's a slow process, but is something.

OMD doesn't happen, The Peter storyline remains pretty much the same, but instead of Tony bragging about his private prisons for Superheroes in hell, it's the Punisher who shows up to him and reveals some troubling shit he discovered, Peter Confront Tony for it who dismisses it as fake news because he doesn't want to believe, Peter drops the registration side out of disgust, which then leads to the government sending villains after him rather than Tony. Tony is then seen strongly arguing with Maria Hill for this since Peter almost died from what he got from his suit readings (which he never hijacked or deactivated), but the Skrull Hank Pym shows up and supports Maria Hill for it, and Carol is busy with her child soldier program to comment.

May still gets shot and dies right as Peter and MJ discover MJ is pregnant with their second Daughter, which is ripe for lots of good stuff.

Maria Hill will therefore have to take even more of a role as a Government Plant and shit, but what's new.

Johnny Storm still gets hate crimed on but not by black people. Maybe confirm him as Bi while we're at it? You know, to get topical and all.

Ideally No More Mutants never happened so mutants are still a thing and most of them are vehemently anti registration. Emma Frost appears neutral at first glance, but ultimately she is playing the long game, secretly helping militant mutant groups and shielding the school from unwanted attention. She still has a restraining order filled for Tony Stark, she still points out to Carol how fucking dangerous a mutant life can be if outed via mind powers.

Can't think of much else for now, maybe Felicia helping MJ and May while they are in hiding? MJ is nauseous and all and she goes "must be the nerves" and Felicia agrees but May knows. This could lead to the polycule post May death since Felicia blames herself for it for not being fast enough, and MJ now is pregnant and scared and the Registration Act is getting repealed by the future is still glum and Peter is depressed so they all comfort each other and then 69 issues later we have a two parter maxi event where they face their fears and BANG we get the polycule.

Aunt May still poisons the Chameleon while he was posing as Peter. She actually actually poisons him rather then just drug him this time, because she knows of that one time he tried to force himself on MJ while posing as Peter which lead to MJ beating the shit out of him with a baseball bat, and May is a nice old lady but there are things she really can't stand you know?

Felicia and MJ help her hide the body. Peter never finds out.

And that's it?

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IronDad LGBTQ+ Fic Recs

Happy Pride Month everyone! I hadn’t planned on making this (hence the belated posting), but with everything that’s been going on, I just really needed to put something positive into the world. I tried to link all the author tumblrs I could find, but please let me know if I missed anyone!

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cut from his strings by macabre (trans Peter)

In which Peter’s dysphoria makes eating easier said than done. Ouch ouch ouch. My poor heart. Peter’s battle to find peace in his own skin hurts, but in an unapologetic and truthful way. Seeing Tony help him with recovery makes the pain worth it.

Dudes in Distress by @boww-tiez (gay Peter)

In which Peter’s coming out doesn’t exactly go to plan; cue Tony making it better. Peter’s so adorable in this! His nervousness about telling Tony he’s gay and regret over some of his past experiences is really well written. Brilliant relationship dynamic. Ten out of ten for fluffiness.

general relativity by macabre (Peter likes boys)

In which Tony worries about what big secret his adopted son could be trying so hard to keep from him. Another beautifully written fic from macabre, who always portrays Peter and Tony’s relationship with genuine emotional depth. This is one of those go-to fics I reread whenever I’m feeling down.

no cops at pride, just spiderman by @tempestaurora (bi Peter and bi Tony)

In which Peter convinces Tony to attend Pride parade with him. This one has so many cute moments (it’s officially canon that Peter’s crushing on Bucky), but it’s also very touching when Tony talks about his experiences being in the LGBT community during the 1980s and 90s. Respect to authors who can incorporate social activism into their writing so smoothly.

Of Gods and Crushes by @tstarkapologist (bi Peter)

In which Peter has a not-so-secret crush on Thor. I was grinning like a loon the entire way through this. Tony’s the perfect combination of supportive and teasing—he’s just nailing the Embarrassing Dad (tm) role that he was born to play. (And really, who doesn’t have a crush Thor?)

Peter Parker’s Top Surgery Fund by @vivilevone (trans Peter)

In which there’s a bakesale, certain revelations are had, and an ‘anonymous’ donation is made to GoFundMe. Shout-out to Tony who’s so clueless but tries so hard. Funny and cute with just a dash of angst thrown in; hits the spot. Featuring Number One Bestie Ned and Science Bro Bruce.

Use Somebody (Someone Like You) by @rosalinesbenvolio (trans Peter)

In which Peter’s not very good at coming out despite his best efforts. What a cutie (both Peter and this fic)! A heartfelt, comedic, altogether delightful read. Peter and Tony’s relationship is genuinely sweet. Kudos to Michelle for being that best friend everyone needs.

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5 Times Peter Acted Like A Teenager And The 1 Time He Had To Be An Adult by @losingmymindtonight (Peter likes boys) 

In which Peter misses curfew, falls in love, gets his heart broken, and might need a few pep talks from his dad along the way. Did I mention there’s a kidnapping? Tony is *chef’s kiss* in this, especially as he helps Peter navigate through his first real breakup by providing much comfort and cuddles and encouragement. Dramatic!Teenager!Peter is my spirit animal.

Ace!Peter series by @peter-parkerson (biromantic ace Peter)

In which sometimes kids can be jerks, but luckily Peter has people there to remind him he’s not in any way broken. Sweet and soft and lovely. Featuring Tony as the ally parent every queer kid deserves and Ned as the caring, understanding, altogether wonderful boyfriend who knows there’s more to relationships than just sex.

Asexual!Peter series by @parkrstark (biromantic ace Peter and bi Tony)

In which Peter uses indecipherable metaphors, Tony becomes increasingly confused, and May’s the saint who puts up with them both. Oof. My poor, poor heart. I really just want to wrap Peter in a hug and tell him everything’s going to be okay, then buy him an ace flag cape and drag him to Pride March. Luckily Tony’s there to do all that for me.

June by @peterparkrr (gay Peter and bi Tony)

In which Tony buys a parenting book and (not so successfully) tries to get Peter to come out. I absolutely love how Tony is written in this! Even though he might still be getting the hang of this parenting thing, you can tell how deeply he cares about Peter and just wants what’s best for him. Only criticism is that it makes my face hurt from smiling so widely; the fluffiness and humor is just too good!

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Fragile and Composed by @theoceanismyinkwell I’m sorry the @ isn’t working it keeps saying “no blogs found” (gay Peter and bi Tony)

In which Steve gives some advice, Peter confronts some bullies, and Tony is there to deal with the fallout. Guh. This fic. Everything TheOceanIsMyInkwell writes gives me *emotions* and I love it. I love the tension between Tony and Steve as they try to move forward after Civil War. I love Peter standing up for himself and his friends. I love Tony being protective, and trying to do better for Peter when he realizes he’s missed the mark. Just gorgeous in every way.

Gay Disaster Peter Parker series by Iwillseduceyouwithmyweirdness (is it redundant to say gay Peter?)

In which, as the title suggests, Peter Parker is a gay disaster. Every work in this series does an amazing job depicting some of the very real struggles queer teens often face (particularly self-harm/mental health issues and bullying). It’s raw and painful, but at the same time offers so much hope that recovery is possible. Tony’s love and support and care for Peter makes my heart happy.

i never promised you your dream boy series by @ftmpeter (gay/trans Peter)

In which even when it feels like the universe is against him, Peter’s family and friends will always have his back. This series is wonderful in so many aspects, but the thing that really shines through for me is Tony’s characterization. He fumbles once in a while, and might not have a ton of background knowledge about LGBTQ+ issues, but he does his absolute best to learn and help Peter through day to day challenges of being trans. Perfect ally.

Lightning in a Bottle by @groo-ock (Peter likes boys)

In which Spider-Man and the Human Torch are dating, but Peter Parker and Johnny Storm definitely, definitely aren’t. Definitely not. Gruoch’s fics are always an absolute joy to read, and this one is no different. Even if you’re not a Fantastic Four fan, please give it a chance, especially if you need something fun and lighthearted right now; the humor is terrific! Exasperated Tony is icing on the cake. This poor man puts up with so many shenanigans...

Project Pride by TheSleepingOwl (gay Peter)

In which Peter doesn’t know that Tony knows he’s gay, and Tony’s an over the top helicopter dad who’s just trying his best. This one deals with some pretty heavy stuff, including Peter’s lasting trauma from being sexually abused when he was younger, but the author handles it all with dignity and respect and does it justice. A lot of parts made me laugh. Other parts had me tearing up. Other parts had me full-out sobbing. An incredible read and instant favorite.

[fullsunalicia]

Hi omg 🥺🥺 I was wondering if you could do a nct 127 reaction to their bisexual latinx s/o dressing alternative and being activist? Like going to blm activities and equal rights and pride I'm sorry if it's too specific 🥺 ilysm 🥺!!!

no problem at all my love !!!! ilysm too, thank you for your request!!

Moon Taeil

the proudest boyfriend ever. this is a common fact for everyone in nct. everyone, taeil included, would be so proud to have a girlfriend like you.

your no. 1 supporter! though it’s harder for him to attend protests for example because sm sucks and deserves to get their ass beat, since they can clearly rip off black artists but not acknowledge/help them, he still does everything in his power to support you!

need help with getting there and there to attend a demo? you got it! need a helping hand with drawing leaflets? you got it! write down ways you can safely protest and hide your face? he’s already making notes on a hk protest video!

Lee Taeyong

like taeil, taeyong is very supportive and goes out of his way to help you! he likes helping you with posters and other little things that can be helpful for protests - some solution for when you get teargassed, for example.

y’all have seen the way he stands up to his managers lmao. though it would be a little harder than exposing his managers on vlive, he’d still try to help on sns in a subtle way. a lysn bubble update with the date of the blm demo, maybe... very inch resting, ty doesnt know how that got there.............

in terms of dressing alt, you’ve got yourself a fanboy!! our fashion icon taeyong adores your sense of fashion and always watches you pick out fits. wants you to shop for him, aswell!! they’re such cool looks!

Seo Johnny

man the way he would be EXPLODING from pride. that’s his gf right here!!! his perfect little activist gf saving the world!! catch him crying in a ditch johnny loves you so MUCH

since he grew up in the states and experienced those problems firsthand, johnny would definitely make an attempt to join you on protests. whether that’s blm, pride or equal rights. he believes in you and he believes in those causes. will definitely get in trouble for secretly attending a demo with you!!

the biggest fucking ally ever omg. whether it took you some time to tell johnny or saying it right at the start, he supports you for your sexuality and never once makes you feel weird about it. nor insecure! he just fell in love with you HARD

Nakamoto Yuta

MAN... y’all already know yuta would join you on every. single. demo. he’s the loudest protestor on the goddamn street. I SAY LESBIAN YOU SAY ALLY. watch him raise up a lesbian flag and yell profanities at homophobic ass people

yuta is already so so vocal with his open support for lgbtq and others!!! this man is a feminist to the blood, to the bone. you got yourself the perfect boyfriend ma’am. hot and educated? goddamn

y’all are that activist power couple that is cheered on every protest!!!! he supports you! your causes are his causes!!!!! literally the perfect match

Kim Doyoung

this is so self explanatory i’m gonna CRY from laughter. everything about this man screams ally. will beat anyone up that belittles you for your sexuality, or anyone else in that matter

that vlive where the czennie talked about an unrequited love and he went “it could be a boy loving a boy, or a girl loving a girl, we don’t know that.” man....... kim doyoung, your hand in marriage juseyo??

like yuta, he is right beside you aiding your beliefs. he loves you so much, it’s only fair he does the best he can to support you. i love him

Jung Jaehyun

this man is so in awe at your fashion sense he literally annoys your ass for ootd pictures. spams you until he gets all the deeds. very obnoxious but also very cute, it’s quite an ego boost to have the jung jaehyun as a hype man!!

it’s not a big thing to him that you’re bisexual - he acknowledges it and supports you with all his heart. no matter what your sexuality is. there’s not a single inch of you he doesn’t love or adore or support. he literally has love beams shooting out of his eyes !!

has to be physically restrained to not attend demos with you LMAOOO, there’s a picture of him floating on sns where he raises you up so your poster is seen. power couple coming through to support blm and pride!!! move, homophobes !!!!!

Kim Jungwoo

jungwoo is someone i think who’s a little clueless to the causes you’re fighting for - not in an ignorant sense! i don’t know how to explain it, but i think jungwoo would realize through you what problems the people around him face, and then it’s just one big shocking realization for him

after that, he becomes an avid supporter!! again, sm is trash, but jungwoo would still try to spread your message about protests and petitions that can help. quite literally does not care if he is punished or not LMAO

is the first one to beat a mf’s ass up for fetishizing your bisexuality. that’s his queen and other queens/kings you’re insulting bitch, better get ready for an ass beating

Dong Sicheng

tbh i don’t see him reacting that much to you being bisexual??? i mean sicheng supports you 1000000% but it’s not a life-changing thing. you’re still his perfect y/n, who he loves with heart and soul.

as a chinese idol in nct, he would have it the hardest to support you. but that does not stop him, even though it gets dangerous every once in a while. my heart hurts thinking about how sm treats him hhhhh i’m gonna cry

again, the proudest boyfriend ever!!!! i know i’m kind of repeating myself, but they’re all just supportive! sicheng loves you so much and is filled with so much pride that his girlfriend is fighting for whats right. his heart aches to be with you on the streets :(

Mark Lee

the biggest himbo ally ever LMAODJSHSH. i’m so sorry for the slander mark but that’s the first thing that came to my mind 😭😂

gets quite literally angry with you at the problems in the world. like sicheng, he wishes to be with you marching through the streets. equal rights should be a given and it makes him so mad that people have to protest for them. so mad!

does whatever he can to help you. mark lee is so in love with you, he’d drop anything and everything to help you. say the word and he’ll do it! i’m soft

Lee Donghyuck

y’all know that one tumblr post? he’s a little confused, but he’s got the spirit? yeah that’s donghyuck HDHDBDB

like mark, he is so utterly confused why the things you’re fighting for aren’t already a given?? i??????????? his girlfriend is literally a latinx bi queen, and she’s AMAZING. openly bashes people on sns for biphobic, homophobic, or anything else discriminatory on that matter.

though he’s a little clueless on how he can help you, he still tries his best! not only does he ask you, but also his foreign czennies. hyuck makes the effort to spread your messages to k-netizens, and though it’s hard since sm sucks ass, he still shows open solidarity. that’s his girlfriend protesting on the streets, together with all the people who fight to make things right. he’s gonna make sure your voices are heard.

[nereol]

In Your Arms (1/2)

Part 1 of a Val / Saul two shot (2122 words).

You can read this on AO3 or on my WorldAnvil page (with pics, music and other stuff).

"I told you sons of bitches... A cigar... Some ice-cold hooch... And a couple of ladies to keep me company. Either that... or you can kiss my keister." Val grins and squats in front of Saul. "Well, I could keep ya company." She winks at him. "How about a lap dance, since you're sitting already?" She smirks up at him and he's looking at her for the first time now, frowning. "I'm here with Panam." Val adds seriously with a calm voice.  "Panam...?" He looks confused. "But... she left." "Not forever." Val shakes her head. "Gonna get you out." "You, I remember..." Saul's eyeing her. "You're that merc..."

The night at the farm during Riders on the Storm (spoilers), Saul has nightmares, Val has insomnia.

"Ma'am, I'm sure you'd be cozier with your shoes off." Val looks up from Panam's feet on her lap over to her and grins. Panam laughs. "Haha, after a full day in them? I'd fear a health code violation." "Nonsense." Val shakes her head slightly. "After a day full as today, you deserve to kick back." "Oh? And what do you have in mind?" Panam looks curiously at her. "Here at the Independent California, customer satisfaction is job one." Val's voice is flirty now. "Your wish is our command..." Another cheeky grin. "Careful." Panam chuckles low. "...you can't know, what I'd wish for..." "Mhmm?" Val eyes her while her hands rest on Panam's lower legs. Panam looks at her for a few moments and the only thing to be heard is the sandstorm blowing around the house. "You know what?" She takes her legs off Val's lap. "We better get some sleep. That was a damn long day." She leans back and makes herself comfortable at one end of the couch. "V... I'm glad you came. Really, thanks. It meant a lot to me."

"No chance." Johnny's voice interrupts Val's thoughts, and she opens her eyes. He sits in the armchair across from her and grins knowingly at her. "What?" Val shifts a little, so that she can look at him better from her lying position. "She's not playing for our team." Johnny pulls off his aviators and eyes Panam, who sleeps at the other end of the couch. "You think so?" Val frowns. He looks back at Val. "Your gaydar says somethin' else than mine?" He puts his feet on the coffee table. "She's straight." "Yeah... I probably didn't want to believe it..." Val lets out a quiet sigh before she adds. "This world'd be a better place if everyone were bi or pan." A short, quiet chuckle from Johnny in responds. "Probably."

Val turns her head to look at Panam. "Should have known after she showed zero reaction the last time... when we talked 'bout sharing a motel room." "I get why ya tried, anyway." Johnny leans back and crosses his arms in front of his chest while looking at the sleeping woman. "I like her." A sleepy smirk on Val's lips and she closes her eyes again, lying back down at the couch.

"Why do ya even think 'bout it so much?" With closed eyes Val's mind isn't able to trick her that Johnny's voice is actually anywhere but in her head. So Val opens her eyes again, and with a glitch Johnny's sitting on the armchair again. "What do ya mean?" "I'm long enough in your head to now, that something like this doesn't affect a friendship for you." He lights a cig. "Yeah, but I don't know if it does for her..." Val yawns. "I really like her. Don't wanna risk our friendship." "That why you can't sleep?" Johnny blows out digital smoke while looking at Val with a frown.

"Nah, I can't sleep 'cause it's..." Val thinks about it for a moment. "It's too quiet." "It's not quiet." Johnny shakes his head a little. "There's a sandstorm outside." She thinks about how to explain it. "You rode with the Aldecaldos for some time?" Johnny frowns at her while taking a drag of his cig. "Did ya read about it or saw it in my memories?" "I..." Val thinks about it. "I just know it but can't remember wether it's true or maybe I dreamed 'bout it..." "Nah, you're right." He blows out smoke while shrugging. "Why are ya askin'?" "I'm a Streetkid. I spent my entire life in a big city. The traffic, people, music..." She yawns again and closes her eyes. "The sandstorm is too... monotonous." She rolls on her back, careful not to kick Panam. "I'd turn on the radio, but I'm not alone." "I could sing ya a lullaby." She can hear the grin in Johnny's voice. "Please don't..."

Then there are mumbling and groaning sounds from the room next door and Saul talking unintelligibly, but easily heard because of the lack of a door in his sleep.. "Ya hear that, V?" "Yeah..." She opens her eyes and gets up carefully to avoid waking Panam. Quietly, in her socks, she walks to the other room and stands by the door. "Saul?" He lies in the lowest of the triple sleeper, tossing and turning in his sleep while mumbling something. Val takes a step closer and speaks to him a little louder. "Saul?" He didn't react and Val squats down next to the bed, both hands on the ladder, while Johnny stands by the door. "Saul, wake up." He is still not reacting, lying on his back and moving his head around.

Val carefully places a hand on his upper arm, ready to pull back should he startle. But nothing like that happens, so she holds his arm a little tighter and says a little louder once. "Saul!" He wakes up wincing and with a sigh, and Val lets go of him immediately. "It's okay." Her voice is quiet again, almost a soft whisper.

"Panam?" Saul looks around sleepily, there's a hint of panic in his eyes and he's looking around as if trying to figure out where he is. "No, V." Val squats beside the bed and looks worried at him. His breath goes heavy, and he's avoiding Val's eyes. "You... I..." Seems like he's uncomfortable. "No need to be embarrassed... everyone has nightmares from time to time." Val leans back on her heels and looks around the room to give him a bit more space. "...at least I have some experiences. More than I might like." The last few days alone must have given Saul more than enough inspiration for nightmares.

"Did I wake ya?" His voice is calmer now. Val looks at him, and he answers her gaze. She shakes her head. "No, I was awake. I..." Val shrugs. "I couldn't fall asleep." A sleepy smile. "Guess I'm just a Streetkid... it's too... well, it's not quite, but too calm."

Saul's breath has calmed down. He turns to the side, leans on one elbow and eyes her. "Have you always lived in Night City?" Val nods. "Born in Heywood. I was in Atlanta for two years. But besides that..." She sighs tiredly and lowers her gaze, looking at the dusty floor in between her feet, her hands still at the ladder.

"Thanks." Says Saul after a few moments. "Hmm?" Val looks up at him. "What for?" "For waking me up." He smiles a little while looking at her. "Well, and for saving me." Val returns his smile. Then she says with a low, calm voice. "Ya know what helps me to sleep?" She eyes him and the bed. "Being not alone. And if you have nightmares, there is someone to wake you up." She looks at him questioningly.

Saul looks a little confused, looking down at himself and the bed. "You...?" He shakes his head slightly. "I'm dirty and bloody and I lost track how many days I haven't showered." "Yeah, and I've got sand everywhere." Val giggles low. "I don't mind." She shrugs. "But sure, I'll not force myself on ya. I can go back on the couch to Panam..." Val turns her head to look at the door where Johnny stands, arms crossed in front of his chest, aviators on. Her smile disappears. "She sleeps soundly... and I can not fall asleep and the sandstorm..." Val looks down at the floor again, sighs quietly and continues with a softer whisper. "...is too loud and too quite at the same time... if that even makes any sense."

She looks up again after a few seconds, biting her lip when she sees Saul's studying her. Then he nods and shifts back closer to the wall to give her some space. A tired, grateful smile from Val and she climbs into the bed. Lying on her back, both hands on her belly, she lets out a long sigh. "Thanks." A sleepy whisper. A low, deep chuckle from Saul, sending shivers down her spine. "It's okay. You woke me up from the nightmare, maybe I can help you fall asleep."

Val turns her head to the right to look at him. He's still lying on his side and is looking at her as well, just a few inches away from her. She smiles at him once against and then her gaze is on his lips for the moment. She tries to cover the impulse by closing her eyes and turns to the other side, lying with her back to him now to not getting any ideas... She has already put the friendship with Panam to test enough. There's no need in hitting on the clan leader and being rejected once again today. "Since when do you care what people think 'bout ya?" Johnny's still standing at the door when Val opens her eyes. She suppresses a vocal sigh and closes her eyes again. "Please, just leave me alone. Just wanna sleep and the blockers are in my jacket..." And the jacket lies next to the couch in the living room.

"You're a merc, right?" Saul asks quietly, almost whispering. "Hmm..." She's so tired. "...yeah." When he says nothing else, she asks: "Why?" "You..." He pauses a second to think. "Panam hired you to save me?" He asks warily. Val frowns. "You're asking if I charge money for getting you out of there?" She's still whispering, but sounds irritated.

"You're obviously good at what you do if you've taken down the entire Raffen camp on your own." He's thinking about what to say again. "I mean, your work surely has a price, a price that is worth it." "Panam is a friend, and she considers you family." Val's voice is calmer again. "So, no, I'll not demand money." She explains firmly. "Panam promised me her sniper rifle - but I did not ask for it. That was her idea." Val adds with a calm voice.

Saul sighs. "Sorry." "For what?" Val would love to talk to him, but she's just fucking tired. "For asking... assuming..." He sounds sincere. "It's okay." Val interrupts him and then she yawns. "Let's try to get some sleep." Val can hear a smile in his soft, husky voice and she nods. She's hifting around a little and bends her left arm, placing it under her head, trying to get comfortable. Then she feels the mattress lowers and hears Saul move closer. "Here ya go." Low, husky voice, almost a whisper giving her goosebumps and he puts his own left arm under her neck and Val opens her eyes, making sure that's what just happened.

Val swallows, takes away her own arm and moves back a little to lie down on his upper arm. She's shifting slightly to find a comfortable position, and Saul puts his other arm over her waist. Val closes her eyes with a sigh, leaning in his touch. His muscular arms holding her, his breath in her hair, his torso touches her back just slightly and he is radiating a comfortable warmth.

"Damn, it's getting cold." Saul rubs his bare arms. "I tried to get us some heat in here, but no luck." Panam knees in front of the fireplace, looking up at Val. "Can you check it? Might have the magic touch." "Oh, I do have the magic touch." She looks down at Panam with a cheeky grin. "But not with tech." Panam shakes her head a little. "You know what? Check the fuse outside, it might have come loose." She stands up from the floor to sit down on the couch, facing Saul. "If so, just whack it back in place and I'll get this junk burning." "Anything else, Your Excellency?" Val looks at her with raised eyebrows. "Huh, I'll need to think about it." Panam smirks. "Though it'll be the end of our friendship if Saul freezes to death." "Oh, I can think of a few ways to warm him up." Turning around Val winks at Saul and then she walks to the door, without waiting for his reaction. "And it would be the end of our friendship if I die out there, too." She sighs and opens the door.

"You were right..." Saul mumbles against her hair sleepily, brings her back to the present. "Hmm?" Val is so close to falling asleep, she's not willing to speak. "This is way better, than being alone." He moves even closer, holding her in his arms a little tighter so their bodies are touching each other now. "Mhmm." A pleased hum from Val in response and she finally falls asleep just a few moments later.

[kpoppwriter]

Masterlist~♡

Ughhhhhh I spent 4 hours on this

Updated: 06/18/19

Reactions

EXO Reactions

EXO Reaction: You do aegyo

EXO Reaction: You’re short

EXO Reaction: He jokes about your insecurities

EXO Reaction: You’re his sister and stressed from school

EXO Reaction: He walks in on Xiumin and his GF

EXO Reaction: You suddenly kiss him

EXO Reaction: You get scared and hide behind him

EXO Reaction: You cuddle up to him because you’re scared of the dark

EXO Reaction: He walks in on Sehun and his GF

EXO Reaction: You get mad at him for buying you an expensive gift

EXO Reaction: You distance yourself because you don’t deserve him

EXO Reaction: Their S/O invites him to join them in the shower/bath

Mafia!EXO Reaction: Arguing with their pregnant wife

EXO Reaction: Walking in on their girlfriend touching herself

EXO Reaction: Idol girlfriend performs a sexy stage

EXO Reaction: You’re in pain because of your period

EXO Reaction: Going down on him

EXO Reaction: Sweet and cuddly girlfriend

EXO Reaction: S/O crying during sex because it’s so good

EXO Reaction: S/O holding in moans during sex

EXO (OT12) Reaction: Girlfriend doesn’t like being affectionate

EXO Reaction: Really good sex with their girlfriend

Mafia!EXO Reaction: Their S/O dying

EXO Reaction: Not wanting to have sex because you’re insecure

EXO Reaction: Argument with S/O

EXO (OT12) Reaction: Sleepy S/O walking around in underwear

EXO Reaction: S/O getting sick before their birthday

EXO Reaction: Argument with S/O pt. 2

EXO Reaction: Teasing them in public

EXO Reaction: Shy S/O

EXO (OT12) Reaction: Friend stressing out and having a meltdown

EXO (OT12) Reaction: Being close to an ex-member

EXO Reaction: Idol S/O ignoring them to break up

EXO (OT12) Reaction: S/O gets turned on by neck kisses

EXO Reaction: Their S/O Doesn’t Want Sex In The Relationship

EXO Reaction: Sehun Coming To Them For Advice On A Crush

EXO Reaction: Their S/O Isn’t Very Girly

EXO Reaction: Walking In On Their Crush Naked

EXO Reaction: Idol S/O Singing An Emotional and Powerful Song

EXO Reaction: Normally Quiet S/O Being a Horny Mess

EXO Reaction: One of the Members is in a Relationship

EXO Reaction: Their Crush Drunkenly Flirting with Them

EXO Reaction: Rejecting Their Marriage Proposal

EXO Reaction: Their Crush Going into SubSpace

EXO Reaction: Shitting on their Dick  - Ex-Members Version

EXO Reaction: Being Completely Obedient

EXO Reaction: You Pet Every Animal You See

EXO Reaction: Hurting you During Sex

EXO (OT12) Reaction: Sweet S/O being Kinky

EXO Reaction: Not Feeling Pain When Being Overstimulated

EXO Reaction: Being Submissive

BTS Reactions

BTS Reaction: You break up with him because of hate

BTS Reaction: You distance yourself because you don’t deserve him

BTS Reaction: You get mad at him for buying you an expensive gift

NCT Reactions

NCT 127 Reaction: You’re having surgery

NCT (Legal Line) Reaction: Being kissed on the neck

NCT U + Kun Reaction: Pushing him up against the wall and kissing him

NCT U + Johnny Reaction: Being self-conscious of your acne

NCT Dream Reaction: Sharing a Desk with his crush

NCT U Reaction: You being Famous

NCT Dream Reaction: Being a Singer

Super Junior Reactions

Super Junior Reaction: Idol S/O Fainting On Stage From Overexhaustion

Super Junior Reaction: Idol S/O performing one of their songs

Super Junior Reaction: Pushing him up against the wall and kissing him

Super Junior Reaction: You gush about another group

Super Junior Reactions: S/O holding in moans during sex

Super Junior Reaction: S/O Asking Them To Teach Them Choreography

Super Junior Reaction: Their child says ‘Dada’ for the first time

Super Junior Reaction: Taking Care Of His Sick S/O

Super Junior Reaction: Their S/O Gets Turned On By Neck Kisses

Super Junior Reaction: Teasing in Public

Super Junior Reaction: Normally Quiet S/O Being a Horny Mess

Super Junior Reaction: Their Child’s Mother Hates You

Super Junior Reaction: Girlfriend Coming Out As Bi/Pan

Super Junior Reaction: Walking In on Their Crush Naked

TVXQ Reactions

TVXQ Reaction: He’s cast in a drama with his S/O

TVXQ Reaction: Being teased for being whipped for his S/O

TVXQ Reaction: Dating a Suju member’s sister

TVXQ Reaction: Their juniors are excited to see their S/O

TVXQ Reaction: Someone walks in on him and his S/O having sex

Day6 Reactions

Day6 Reaction: Asking them to go rougher in bed

Day6 Reaction: Being Overstimulated (Male S/O)

Day6 Reaction: Wet T-shirt

BigBang Reactions

BigBang Reaction: You Mumble Their Name In Your Sleep

BigBang Reaction: Their Child’s Mother Hates You

BigBang Reaction: S/O Winning Rookie of the Year

BigBang Reaction: Their Sister Dressing Provocative

BigBang Reaction: Their Sister Being A Famous Model

SHINee Reactions

SHINee Reaction: Normally Quiet S/O Being a Horny Mess

Block B Reactions

Block B Reaction: Someone Walks In on Him Having Sex

Monsta X Reactions

Monsta X Reaction: Cuddling Because You’re Scared of the Dark

Monsta X Reaction: Waking Up to You being Gone

Monsta X Reaction: Hurting you In Bed

Scenarios

I Will Go - optional bias angst

NCT

You and Me, Just Like This - Taeyong fluff songfic

Let Me Help You - Mark fluff/angst songfic

The Rain and The Memories - Lucas angst songfic

Little Notes and Hugs - Jaehyun fluff songfic pt. 1

Ice Cream and Playgrounds - Jaehyun fluff songfic pt 2

But Do You Like Like Him? - Haechan fluff

One Time - Jaehyun smut/angst

Sleepy Shower - Taeyong fluff

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Johnny vampire smut

EXO

The Irresponsibility of Drinking - Xiumin angst/fluff

Collaboration - Sehun angst/fluff

Daddy - Xiumin smut

Forgotten Tragedy - Yixing Mafia!au angst

All Mine - Jealous Xiumin smut

After Performance Affection - Junmyeon fluff

The Love That Comes With Fear - Yixing fluff

Hate Comments - Chanyeol fluff

Hello Baby - Sehun fluff

The Wrong Kind Of Juice - Xiumin fluff

A Cup Of Coffee - Sehun fluff

Fishy Funeral - Xiumin fluff/comedy/angst(?)

Being Mischievous Has Consequences - Kyungsoo smut

My Princess - Junmyeon Royalty AU smut

Learned From The Best - Sehun fluff/comedy

Yes Sir - Junmyeon smut

A Remedy For Being Warm - Xiumin smut

Love On Set Of A Variety Show - Yixing fluff

Perfect - Yixing Mafia AU fluff

Too Much Running - Yixing fluff

Temerate - Sehun Mafia AU

The Battle of the Bands - Chanyeol band au

Hearts and Stars - Junmyeon soulmate au

Tacenda - Chanyeol mob au

Super Junior

Brunch? - Heechul fluff/comedy

One Condition - Leeteuk/Heechul smut (threesome)

A Special Song - Donghae fluff

See Ya Later, Dad - Donghae fluff

Opia - Siwon Secret Agent AU

Cloudburst - Eunhyuk fluff/suggestive

Serendipity - Eunhyuk fluff

Homework Help - Leeteuk smut

Insouciant - Leeteuk smut

Frisson - Eunhyuk smut

Revenge is Always Hell - Shindong smut

Appetence - Siwon smut/fluff

Needy Night - Kyuhyun smut

Slip Up - Leeteuk smut

Ardent - Eunhyuk smut

BTS

Jungkook smut crack fic

SHINee

Soldier - Taemin angst

Laser Tag Kisses - Minho fluff

Girlfriend Confusion - Taemin fluff

Chthonic - Taemin demon au pt. 1

Imprecate - Taemin demon au pt. 2

That’s Not In The Script - Minho smut

Monsta X

A Little Jealousy - Minhyuk fluff

Day6

Is This What You Wanted? - YoungK smut

TVXQ

Rehearsal - Changmin smut

Ataraxia - Changmin fluff

Laconic - Changmin fluff

Best Friends (With Benefits) - TVXQ smut

Let’s Make A Baby - Changmin fluff

Alternative - Changmin angst/fluff

Wanna One

Penny Up, Penny Drop - Seongwoo fluff

Pentagon

Echo - Hui soulmate au

Blue Button Up - Hui smut

Soloists

Hold Me Forever - DEAN fluff

Lazy Day - Zico smut

Back 2 U - GDragon angst/fluff

KDramas

Poisoned Love - Sooho (Hwarang) angst

A Delicate Flower - Sooho angst pt 2

Series

Day Trip - Junmyeon Train to Busan AU

         pt. 1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3 | pt. 4 | pt. 5 | epilogue

Belladonna - Baekhyun Royalty AU

        pt. 1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3 | pt. 4 | pt. 5 | pt. 6 | pt. 7 | pt. 8 | pt. 9

Saving Far Water - Multi Idol Escape the Night AU (discontinued)

        Character Profiles | pt. 1 | pt. 2 | poll 1 | pt. 3 | poll 2

Lotto Series - EXO songfics based off the Lotto Repackage

         Lotto | Lucky One | Monster | Artifical Love | Can’t Bring Me Down |                     Cloud 9 | Heaven | She’s Dreaming | White Noise | One and Only |                        They Never Know | Stronger

Attention - Chanyeol Stalker AU (discontinued)

        Prologue | pt. 1

Love Shot Series - EXO Songfics based on the Love Shot Repackage

         Love Shot | Tempo | Trama | Wait | Sign | Ooh La La La | Gravity |                          With You | 24/7 | Bad Dream | Damage | Smile On My Face | Oasis        

Koi No Yokan - Good Boy/Bad Boy series with @allyreactions​

         pt. 1 |

Headcanons

EXO

EXO Headcanon: Kissing You

EXO Headcanon: Big Booty

EXO Headcanon: Freinds with Benefits

EXO Headcanon: Cockwarming

EXO (OT12) Headcanon: Overstimulation

EXO Headcanon: Aftercare

EXO (OT12) Headcanon: Orgasm Denial/Edging

EXO (OT12) Headcanon: Proposing

Wolf!EXO Headcanon: Finding his mate

EXO Headcanon: Girlfriend suggests making a sex tape

EXO (OT12) Headcanon: Thigh riding

EXO (OT12) Headcanon: Their S/O has bad migraines

EXO Headcanon: Dominating and BDSM

EXO Headcanon: Female Member

EXO Headcanon: First Kiss with Sehun

EXO Headcanon: You’re Their Stylist

EXO Headcanon: Picnic with Chanyeol

EXO Headcanon: Kissing Kris

EXO Headcanon: First Kiss and First Time with Kris (Male S/O)

EXO Headcanon: Kris Overstimulating you

EXO Headcanon: Snow Day

EXO (OT12) Headcanon: Spanking

EXO Headcanon: Sex with Jongin (Male Reader)

EXO Headcanon: Receiving Head (Male Reader)

EXO Headcanon: Kissing Luhan

EXO Headcanon: Kissing Tao

EXO as Your Boyfriend

Xiumin

Luhan

Kris

Junmyeon

Yixing

Baekhyun

Jongdae

Chanyeol

Kyungsoo

Tao

Jongin

Sehun

EXO as Your Boyfriend (NSFW)

EXO Ex-Members as Your Boyfriend (NSFW)

BTS

BTS Headcanon: Rejecting a girl for their career (Namjoon and Yoongi)

Super Junior

Super Junior Headcanon: Cockwarming

Super Junior Headcanon: Orgasm Denial/Edging

Super Junior Headcanon: Dating a new idol with an age gap

Super Junior Headcanon: Being asked about their beautiful girlfriend

Super Junior Headcanon: Spontaneous sex

Super Junior Headcanon: Rainy Day Cuddling

Super Junior Headcanon: Comforting a stressed S/O

Super Junior Headcanon: Angry Sex with Heechul

Super Junior Headcanon: Thigh Riding

Super Junior Headcanon: 1 Year Anniversary

Super Junior Headcanon: Pool/Shower Sex

Super Junior Headcanon: Impregnation Kink

Super Junior Headcanon: Eunhyuk falling for a One Night Stand

Super Junior Juniors (Headcanons on the children of SuJu)

Super Junior as Your Boyfriend

Leeteuk

Heechul

Yesung

Shindong

Eunhyuk

Donghae

Siwon

Kyuhyun

Henry

Fist Time With

Leeteuk

Heechul

Yesung

Shindong

Eunhyuk

Donghae

Siwon

Kyuhyun

Henry

NCT

NCT (Legal Line) Headcanon: Overstimulation

NCT 127 Headcanon: Being teased about his girlfriend on a VLive

NCT 127 Headcanon: You’re shorter than him

NCT 127 + Ten Headcanon: Thigh Riding

NCT U + Ten Headcanon: Sugar Mommy

NCT as Your Boyfriend

Johnny

Taeyong

Jaehyun

SHINee

SHINee Headcanon: Proposing

SHINee Headcanon: Rocker Girlfriend

Sex With

Kibum

Day6

Day6 Headcanon: Surprising him with lingerie

Monsta X

Monsta X Headcanon: Teasing in public

BigBang

BigBang Headcanon: Comforting a stressed S/O

BigBang Headcanon: Degrading With Seunghyun

BigBang Headcanon: Proposing

GOT7

GOT7 as Your Boyfriend

Mark

Jaebum

Jackson

Jinyoung

Youngjae

BamBam

Yugyeom

TVXQ

TVXQ Headcanon: Getting a Blowjob

First Time With

Yunho

Changmin

Pentagon

Pentagon Headcanon: First Kiss with Hui

Dating Poly!Kpop

ChanBaek

TeukChul | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9

EunHae | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7

SuBaek | 2

ChanHun

JaeYong

NamSon

BaekChen

XiuHun

Nyongtory

XiuChen

CBX

TaePyo

KrisHo

SeKai

XiuHan

2Ho

YeHyuk

HeeDragon

OngNiel

SiChul

Kay

Sex With

XiuChenHun

SKY (Sehun, Kai, Chanyeol)

MTL

EXO

To Be Possessive

Drabbles

Drabble game #1 ~ Prompt list ~ Masterlist

300 Follower Drabble Game ~ Prompt List ~ Masterlist

Drabble game #3 ~ Prompt List ~ Masterlist

Chanyeol Smut

ChanBaek Smut | 2 | 3 | 4

Kris Wu Smut

Junmyeon Smut | 2 | 3

EunHae Smut | 2

Eunhyuk Drabble

Heechul Drabble | 2

Taemin Drabble

Baekhyun Drabble

Siwon Drabble | 2

Xiumin Drabble

Seunghyun Drabble

Sehun Drabble | 2

Kyungsoo Drabble

God Siwon

Siwon Fantasy

Heechul Fantasy

YoungK Fantasy

Misc.

Fake Snaps

Boyfriend Jongdae

Boyfriend Donghae

Boyfriend Sehun | 2

Boyfriend Yixing

Boyfriend Leeteuk

Boyfriend Junmyeon | 2

Daddy Junmyeon

Boyfriend Eunhyuk

Daddy Xiumin

Smutty Yesung

Boyfriend Heechul

Boyfriend Kris

Big Brother Shindong

Smutty Donghae

Smutty Yuta

Big Brother Siwon

Boyfriend Baekhyun

Younger Brother Chanyeol

Boyfriend Woosung

Big Brother Xiumin

300 Follower Admin Asks

kpop 8 + 11

personal 3 + kpop 17

personal 10 + 13

kpop 11 + 19

kpop 25 + bonus

personal 14 + 21

personal 11 + 20

NSFW Headcanons

Shindong - D,J,K,M,U,X,Y

Donghae - A-Z

Eunhyuk - A-Z

Mark Lee - A-Z

Kyuhyun - A-Z

Xiumin - A-Z

Sehun - A-Z

Yixing - A-Z

Taeyong - A-Z

Heechul - A-Z

Jackson - A-Z

Leeteuk - A-Z

Jaebum - A-Z

Taemin - A-Z

Phone Lockscreens and Wallpapers

Suho Lockscreens/Wallpapers

Mixed EXO Lockscreens/Wallpapers

Jaehyun/Mark/Zico/Jooheon/Lucas Lockscreens/Wallpapers

Professor Max’s Korean Class

The Alphabet - Vowels

The Alphabet - Consonants

The Alphabet - Syllables and Words

Lesson One - Section One

Lesson One - Section Two

Lesson One - Section Three

Lesson Two - Section One

Kpop/South Korea Psychology Paper

Iris Masterlist

Who I Write For