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[black-wolf-spirit-art]

1980's Stanley by poor wet puppy dog.

[ideasnstuff]

Another post?

Turns out I am inspired so.

Let's call this an idea.

It's not customary for Nakahara Chuuya to go out drinking with his colleagues.

Probably because nights and evenings are usually boring and spent filling out piles of paperwork that no matter how much he fill them out, seem to never end.

This is possibly one of the things that Chuuya misses when he wasn't an executive.

Ugh bureaucracy, terrible, boring bureaucracy.

Usually when he was in a bad mood , Kajii, Tachihara or even Hirotsu - if the case is critical - propose a night out at the bar.

Cigarettes, alcohol and linked conversations.

And whatever happened that night, the next day Chuuya didn't remember anything.

Luckily, he didn't drink alone.

(He only did it, on the day his ex-partner had left the mafia. On that night, he had drunk an entire bottle, alone)

So his safety was assured by his colleagues.

And what did they talk about on those nights?

Chuuya didn't know and his colleagues didn't tell him anything either.

So nights like those were a vacuum in his memory.

And honestly, Chuuya didn't really care about that.

Parallel to this event, there was a constant victim - Dazai Osamu.

And he was a victim, due to the fact that he was the target of almost every conversation in that bar.

The last four years had been strangely silent regarding the said man, but on the night the two had worked together, for the first time in four years, Chuuya was simply unbearable.

As far as he knew, Nakahara Chuuya had not contacted his former partner once.

Especially because the man had changed his phone number - Hirotsu and the other two colleagues assumed.

But apparently, Dazai hadn't done it.

The mafia number was still active, and while Chuuya slept on the counter due to his low alcohol tolerance, Hirotsu took the liberty of checking the calls made to Dazai.

Kajii looked curiously at the older man, who sighed seeing the history of left messages.

They had all been sent at night, suggesting the possibility that they had been recorded while drunk.

There was no way of knowing if Dazai had seen them.

But, that night Dazai had answered Chuuya's call, which was cause of suspicion.

Having a mafia phone while not being in the mafia, it was not only risky but stupid.

And even though Hirotsu had told Dazai to delete his number, he had his doubts about the man's response.

So the next time Chuuya went drinking with his colleagues, Hirotsu would accompany him.

The message was given.

He had told Dazai to delete the mafia's number, now all he could do was wait...

"That.... t-that bastard!" one night, Chuuya had said, his voice dragging drunkenly "How dare he to act like that?!"

The executive went on and on about how detestable Dazai was and how much his attitude irritated him.

At that time, Tachihara had been Hirotsu's companion, since Kajii had committed to finishing an experiment with explosive lemons - Hirotsu had not asked for details.

And then, Chuuya with difficulty reached for the cell phone that was in his coat pocket, saying, after a brief moment of silence.

"Imma gonna call.. call him!" he declared with angry eyes and an equally frowning face.

Hirotsu calmly took a sip of his drink, exchanging a knowing look with Tachihara who looked visibly disturbed with the attitudes of his superior.

"Oi! You bastard!"

As soon as Chuuya started speaking, Hirotsu put down his glass, with strange tranquility and let out a sigh.

Taking the hint, Tachihara cleared his voice before speaking.

"Chuuya-san?" Chuuya looked at him with a questioning look; Tachihara smiled a little uncomfortably "Who is it?"

Chuuya didn't respond, staring at the other inexpressively.

Until he said, pulling the phone away from his ear with a sigh.

"A bastard who never answers his phone!" he said with irritated exaltation and then, he turned the screen to Tachihara who frowned slightly "See? He never answers my calls!"

"Mackerel" had, indeed,answered the phone. But maybe Chuuya was too drunk to realize that.

Tachihara wanted to tell him that, opening his mouth, but Hirotsu raised a hand in disapproval.

Instantly, Tachihara closed his mouth.

The older man sighed.

"Chuuya-kun...he doesn't respond..."with a swift movement, Hirotsu took the phone from his hands "No more phone calls"

The executive was heard grumbling.

Tachihara approached the man and invited him to have a cigarette to calm down, and eventually Chuuya accepted.

"Dazai-kun." after Chuuya left the place with Tachihara, Hirotsu said "I thought I told you to delete this number." he patiently continued, "I don't know if I can distract a drunk Chuuya-kun for much longer."

Dazai, on the other end of the line, let out a surprise gasp, as if he was not aware of the situation.

*Hirotsu-san! Wonderful to hear from you again!"

"Dazai-kun. Delete your old mafia number" the man said fully.

But Dazai laughed.

"Ehhh? Was this Chuuya's number?"

"Yes."

And then he let out a surprised sound, as fake as Dazai could make it.

"I... I didn't know! I assure you Hirotsu-san, if I had known it was Chuuya's number. Guh. Just his name makes me cringe in disgust. Ugh."

For unknown reasons, Hirotsu felt as if he was watching - hearing a play.

Made by a very talented actor.

Then, Dazai sighed.

"I would never have answered! I didn't even know this was Chuuya's number!"

No matter how many excuses and lies Dazai made, it was obvious that the only person Dazai had contacted through that number was Chuuya.

Besides, Dazai didn't even talk to them.

Except with Chuuya.

That's why...

"Delete that number. I'm not responsible for the calls Chuuya-kun was making." he explained to him "You better not have that number anymore, next time"

Dazai was silent for a few seconds and then let out a good-natured laugh.

"Of course! I think it will be better! I don't want to make the terrible mistake for answering Chuuya's call!" he paused before adding with disgust, "Ugh gross"

Hirotsu just told him.

"Delete this number, Dazai-kun. I wish you the best."

"Considered it done! It was nice speaking to you Hirotsu-san!" Dazai said cheerfully "Bye-bye!"

The call ended.

However, the next time Chuuya went out drinking, Hirotsu was not present.

That time, Tachihara had been the one who had gone drinking with the executive.

And then, when Hirotsu asked him what had happened....

Tachihara had told him

"Remember when you told the other guy to delete his phone number?"

Hirotsu had nodded affirmatively.

"Loud and clear."

The other smiled.

"And guess what?"

The eldest waited for his answer.

"I spent the entire night hearing Chuuya-san talking to a damn phone and the other guy did answered him- but Chuuya-san kept saying the bastard never answers while talking to me about a guy I don't know."

Hirotsu blinked.

"Ugh I may like Chuuya-san's company but, Hirotsu-san, never make me hear his drunk ramblings about this guy."

Well, turns out Dazai didn't listen to Hirotsu.

Of course he didn't.

What was he expecting?

Getting Dazai Osamu away from Nakahara Chuuya had always been an impossible challenge.

He sighed as he brought the cigarette to his lips.

"I suppose... some things never change."

The cigarette smoke filled the air in a circular motion until it rose and disappeared.

[flipflopmaster]

Yes Stanely, yes we do

[turbobeebee]

I love it when his eyes go ( ◉ ▂ ◉) around her 😭

[fishgills]

the 5g mcdonald’s DS waves attacking jirachi

[rubbish78]

Wolverine being confused on where he is and what is happening

[zegalba]

[piratefishmama]

Steve being convinced (read: forced) by the highschool drama teacher to play the part of "King" in a production, not a speaking role, his job is to just... look the part, look down upon his subjects from a throne, sit above them, powerful, regal, with the side note that he has to maintain that air of disinterest through the whole thing until he's 'assassinated/usurped'.

he only says yes because he was promised an automatic pass if he did it, as no-one else could really fit and maintain the look the teacher had envisioned.

and Eddie Munson, playing the role of court jester, putting his whole jestussy into making Steve crack both his character, and a smile.

because Steve wouldn't get his automatic pass if he broke character, and Eddie feels it's his sworn duty to not let King Steve coast through school on his good looks.

[witch--btch]

Sleeping positions…

Official Art by Satoru Nii

[astrolavas]

miscellaneous gartic phone hunters

[fima11]

Make your own kind of music, Jamil! 😁✨️

I am approximately 360 days late with this meme but anyway.

Someone save Jamil please.

[barbara-on-myspace]

Lost Boys POV:

[huyandere]

apollo justice finds out he has his own trilogy

[bloodyfries]

Desperately in need a fic where Shen Yuan wakes up back in his old body/world to find that PIDW has changed. Like, everything that happened to him and that he changed, altered the web novel. Even better if it's a family member that tells him about it.

SY's sister: I finally read that web novel that you were ranting about

Fresh out of the hospital SY: Huh?

SY's sister: Yeah, Proud Immortal Demon Way

SY: Oh... what did you think? It's terrible right?

SY's sister: I actually liked it, not too found of the teacher student dynamic but it works. Though I'm surprised you would read a BL...

SY realizing that his life got turned into a public book: what?

SY's sister: I did think that the whole "papapa to save the world" trope at the end was ridiculous though

SY realizing that his first time was written down and open for public viewing:

Edit: I was going to write a fiction about this but ao3 took way too long to approve my account. Anyway, I don't have motivation anymore :/

[bluechanas]

local captain figures out how to abuse his power

[austajunk]

Local small wet blanket considering crying to get out of inconvenient situation, more at 11.