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omg where'd you get your top it looks like it would fall apart after one cycle in the wash
#i need you to imagine my very specific vision for yakumo piggybacking on eiden ok:#eiden is such a playful lil scamp so idk one day he wants to test his strength by carrying yakumo#yakumo's always carrying passed-out-eiden after marathon sex sessions so. how heavy can a vertical noodle possibly be#but yakumo's scared he's too heavy or that he'll be too awkwardly shaped (whatever that means) for eiden to carry#so while eiden is crouched down in front of yakumo beckoning him to climb aboard#yakumo stiffly positions himself . but . his feet barely leave the ground#and their bodies aren't touching much.. as in#yaku's knees are gripping at eiden's midsection instead of scooching up close#because he doesn't want his crotch right up against eiden's back LOL#and he's very lightly touching eiden's shoulders with his hands#but since yakumo's body is so distant/unevenly perched.. it actually makes it tougher for eiden to carry him#so eiden has to coax yakumo into getting MUCH CLOSER against his body#'come on . right up against my back. it'll make it easier!!'#'no need to be shy 😏😙'#'that's right! now put your arms around my neck. there we go!!'#after yakumo loosens up and loses rock posture... he indeed becomes easy to carry#so eiden gets to strut around proudly with a yakumo on his back for a bit#this whole thing was inspired by me wanting to see oli bridal carry yakumo LOL#it would be sooooooo easy . oli is sooo strong and yakumo sooo flimsy. just scoop him up. kiss his forehead#tbh he could lift yakumo one handed but the bridal carry is more comfortable and oli is Considerate#then when i had oli AND eiden carrying yaku in my head.. i started imagining the others#something about.... yakumo being tossed around by bottoms#fills me with unprecedented amounts of delight#GARU!! SPIKE HIM ONTO THE GROUND LIKE THE ALMONDBALL#yakuoli#yakuei#yakumond#yakugaru#yakukaru
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Prompt 143
You know what I think would be hilarious. The batfamily (or even all of Gotham but it’s dismissed as just another Gotham tale by Outsiders) being able to turn into cats. Not big cats either but like, housecats. And none of their teams know.
They think that the cats must be their local bat’s, because the collars have their symbols on them. And honestly how else would this giant fluffball get onto the Watchtower? Now of course they would have told the teams all eventually, but well, it’s become a competition now. How long can they keep this under wraps, and which of them will win in keeping it hidden.
#batman au#batman#dc#dcu#prompts#justice league#cats#shifters#No embarrassment has nothing to do with their decision to turn it into a competition#What was Bruce supposed to do when Clark suddenly scooped him up and started peppering his furry face with kisses?!#He couldn’t just change back to human form and he was supposed to be the only one in the Watchtower at the time#He’d be teased more if the others haven’t all had similar situations happen to them#Titans Tower was Tim getting crushed under big fluffball Jason as revenge#I have no idea about what breeds they'd be if they are any#but I just need you to know that Damian is at that kitten stage where their tails stick straight up#and i need everyone to know that bruce gives off maine coon vibes when it comes to how thick his fur is#in case it wasn't obvious their gear & clothing shift into collars#usually with their respective symbols instead of a tag or anything
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sittin' kitten :3
#art#my art#artists on tumblr#digital art#oc#cat cup#look at my little guy i get many happy feelings just thinking about it hfkshvg#ain't it darlin !! [spins it so fast it turns into pancakes]#//btw does anybody else know that kids' storybook abt a kid who goes into the jungle and is basically mugged by tiger after tiger after#tiger#and then the tigers try to mug each other and they just end up racing around a tree until they turned into a golden liquid which was then#scooped up by the kid who took it home and had it cooked into pancakes#i think i mention this every now and then but it was one of my favorite books when i was little so pfsvh#top ten books the whimsy is whimsying. yes the tigers got turned into pancakes but the same thing happens to chickens so it's all good#//anywhoodle doo i Am doing some stuff for this story so ouuhgouhgughohughugo i'm kinda excited pfvsh#not that we should guarantee anything but i just get excited. over the Concepts lmao#i just need a notebook to get started so...#//oh we're watching a movie ? i guess we're watching a movie lol :)#so toodles toodles ^v^
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Law, a Northern German, snacking on some Mett and Kidd, entirely unaware of what it is, just sees his boyfriend eating raw meat and nearly dies on the spot
#zombie thoughts#eustass kid#trafalgar law#(biting him)#kidlaw#kidd's like... *dreamy sigh* fuck that is so metal#he's also incredibly aroused and law's like tf is wrong with you#law wouldn't eat Mettbrötchen of course but I feel like he'd just scoop it up with an onion slice or eat it on a cracker#or maybe do like me that one time i got mett while i was severely iron/protein deficient and suck it straight out of the casing#yeah one time i walked down the street gnawing open a package of mett with my teeth to eat on the way home i had a need i'm sure someone#thought i was insane but that is neither here nor there
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guys i caught a mouse at work today
#i was walking the tech guy back because one of our printers broke#and i opened the door like yeah its right back he- thats a mouse. thats a mouse sitting in the middle of the room#he was very small and i think very confused/freaked out because he just let me. scoop him up. into my gentle loving arms#like he tried to run a little but he didn’t seem to really know where to go#so i was just on the floor like trying to get ahold of this very tiny very pathetic mouse without hurting it#while saying hey um. dont mind me printers right there with a mouse half in my hands#printer guy brought me over a little basket he found and i scooped mousie into the basket#and then i had a mouse in a basket. so i went back into the lobby and went Guys i have a Mouse in a Basket#and then my supervisor escorted me outside and we found a nice little tree with some shade and little plants to dump him at#except hed been scrambling up the basket the whole time and i think hes just accepted his fate to live there forever by then#because he would Not get out of the basket. i had to very very gently scooch him out#and yeah. maybe i pet the mouse. what do you want from me. he was very small and cute and very soft and rabbies isnt real and cant hurt me#he was so fucking cute. oh my god he was so cute. i hope he does well for himself#coworker was like ‘youre just gonna put him outside to be somethings lunch?’#and i said well. better he be lunch for someone than die in a gluetrap in some dark corner of the office#slightly more dignified way to go. benefits something. but i will be praying for a long and happy life for him regardless#every single time ive seen a mouse in my life ive immediately gone ‘oh im fucking Getting You’ <- lovingly and adoringly#so far im 2 for 5. 40% accuracy rate of Getting That Sucker#which i dont think is too bad considering mice are very small and quick and good at not being getted
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also this thing is my twin sister now^
#the sily#when the first inside out came out i was obsessed with it and my fav was sadness my mom got me a figure of her for christmas one year and i#was my favorite gift that year i kept it behind the table where i had my computer djfbdjbfjdj#but now we're on to the next one..........and you just KNOW that id adore a tiny sparkly-eyed ENVY girl like come on shes perfect#come on.you know me and my cute little embodiments of jealousy#what was i supposed to do.NOT immediately scoop her up and say youre my twin now we're getting soft tacos later#bc theres no way i wouldnt
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Hoziers Psychopomp really gets me, cause it’s about a memory he had as a kid where he saw an animal get hit by a car, and a person nearby who had witnessed it ran over to comfort the animal as it passed away. Obviously there’s a lot more going on in the song beside that, but it reminds me of when I was a kid and had a very similar experience. Except there was no other person, and it was me running over to comfort the animal and giving them some of my lunch. Anyway what really gets me is how the car didn’t even slow down, just kept speeding off and out of our neighborhood. And then THAT reminds me of that childrens book where a boy writes poems about his dog? And how a car came speeding past his house and hit his dog and didn’t even slow down. Just killed his dog right in front of him. Anyway it’s crazy how someone can change your life like that without even giving it a second thought.
#and then I had to get on the bus and go to elementary school#as if I hadn’t just been changed forever lol#anyway this also reminds me of when my dog found a rabbits nest#and she grabbed one of the baby bunnies#so I quickly scooped up the poor thing to put her back in her nest#and she died right there in my palm#anyway I really really love that song#definitely recommend! give it a listen!#animal death
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Back from the shops that was. Eventful. Me and an old lady stopped a bird from getting run over
#gamer txt.#it was freaking out in the middle of the road and it had a pal that was tryna help but cars kept coming so it kept having to fly away#so i stepped closer to try to see what was wrong with it but it was flapping around too much so i ended up just standing with it to make-#- sure the cars drove around it#and there was one car came by thatd slowed down to see what was up and then turned back around and stopped and this old lady popped out#to try to help it and she managed to scoop it up and see it had a broke wing so she papped it into the grass so it would be outta the way#so yeah. eventful
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The fact that I used to princess cary other girls when I was 11, because I liked showing them how strong I was, and I liked how giddy and happy it made them......
I should have realized I'm gay SO MUCH SOONER.
#lesbian#took me another decade#lgbtq#childhood#to clarify the feelings were not platonic#what made me remeber this was i just did arm day for the first time ever#and i had the thought that if i keep it up ill be able to do that again#i can already feel the regret in my arms though#itll be worth it itll be so fun to scoop up gf#i will need to get a gf for that though#ill need to actually date to get a gf#one thing at a time though firstly the pain of arm day
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Whoever decided it was a good idea to bake a pie on a fucking wednesday afternoon is a goddamn clown and should be dropkicked into the sun
#🤡#it's me#god it was SO much more complicated than i thought!#i baked pie just a few weeks ago and there was no problem so i figured today would be the same but nooOoO#i can't function in a dirty kitchen so I had to do the dishes first and let my ingredients thaw as most are stuff i buy or gather on sale#and then use when i have energy or want to#but yeah i did the dishes for like an hour and a half yesterday so in my brain baking a pie would just be as easy as me going to the kitchen#and getting started! meanwhile i forgot mom cooked dinner yesterday and somehow that woman uses every goddamn pot and pan in the house when#she cooks#so i had to clean that up plus glasses and utensils and stuff we used since yesterday afternoon#anyway then i started on the actual fucking pie and i semi followed a recipe this time and it called for one and a half TEAspoons of#cinnamon but last time i baked a pie i was just going off my own brain and i used half a TABLESPOON so like. same fucking thing basically#but my brain read the recipe and was like oh that's kind of a lot. double checked yep that says tablespoons okay i mean sally hasnt led me#astray before in it goes THEN MY BRAIN READS IT RIGHT and I'm like fuck#that said 1.5 teaspoons not 1.5 tablespoons#and i had dumped it in on top of other unmixed spices so i couldnt just scoop it out#anyway i think i managed to save it maybe? drained a lot of liquid and reduced it instead and i tasted an apple and it was good though i#havent tried the reduction yet and i only added a little to the pie#AND THEN FOR SOME REASON I DECIDED TO DO A LATTICE CRUST. EVEN THOUGH I'VE ONLY EVER DONE IT ONCE BEFORE#and did i look at a guide? nope. it took forever#anyway girlie is finally in the oven and if it turns out bad I'm throwing out my oven#my post#baking#this took so much more energy than i was expecting it to#it better be fucking good!
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had a roach attempt an escape today ☝
#not like. an american roach that invaded the vet room#they were pet roachez ^_^ hissing roachez!!#my little babiez <3 i love the roachez so much im literally the only mf who actually handlez them though#outta 24 ppl im the only one willing to which is SO SAD. theyre such sweet and cute little guyz#15 little roachez :3#one skittered under the tank when i waz cleaning it out... just scooped the little guy back up and put him in#he freaked the other techz out though#i looove love taking care of the roachez though. theyre so cuteeee UGH sorry i love them#i alwayz look forwardz to seeing them they literally get me thru the day lol#im excited to take care of the hornwormz/mothz... i do have a feeling ill end up stuck on roach duty for a few more monthz#just by way of No One being willing to get anywhere near them#also i just dont trust anyone to be gentle with the poor thingz... :[#we only have to handle them for a few minutez at a time to clean out the enclosure but i feel thatz already a few minutez too many#the other groupz before us usually went on for like. 15-20 minz if i remember the med files right. but ive managed to knock it down to 10#trying to figure out how to do it faster.. dont wanna freak the roachez out too badly when i clean the tank out#anyway i had a good day aside from the escape attempt lol that one worried me but dw !!! the little guy was ok and safely returned home :]#kitkat chitchat
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Sorryguys for my Moment there. Human by Dodie came on shuffle. You know how it is
#likeee idec i really dont careband it isnt a big deal.#(I WANNA PICK YOU UP AND SCOOP YOU OUT. I WANT THE SECRETS YOUR SECRETS HAVENT FOUND. PAINT ME IN TRUST ILL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND#CALL ME THE ONE THIS NIGHT JUST CANT END. WILL YOU SHARE YOUR SOUL WITH ME? UNZIP YOUR SKIN AND LET ME HAVE A SEE? WE'RE SO. HUUUUUUUUMAN.)#((CHRIST ALLIVEEEEEEEEEEE THEY WERE IN LOVE IT WAS FLAWED AND IMPERFECT AND IT WAS PASSIONATE AND REAL AND BURNED SO BRIGHT AND WAS OVER SO#QUICK. A MATTER OF MONTHS. NOT EVEN A FULL YEAR THEY GOT TO BE TOGETHER. AND THE BABY OH GOD THE BABY. THEY HAD A BABY. THEY HAD A HOUSE.#I WANT TO GIVE YOU YOUR GRIN SO TELL ME YOU CANT BEAR A ROOM THAT IM NOT IN!!!!!!!!!!))#erm no but to be real im like actually being normal tonight guys imbhaving a normaln one i thik#doodle.txt
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guess whose oliver plush got stolen because the delivery driver cant follow instructions or even bother looking at the address AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#in neg city#dialtown#fuck you it goes in the dialtown tag#dogman STOP MAKING PLUSHES WITH MAKESHIP THEIR DELIVERY SERVICES ARE AWFUL#THEY DONT GO THROUGH UPS OR USPS AND SO THERES NO WAY FOR ME TO GIVE THEM DELIVERY INSTRUCTIONS#THE DRIVER DIDNT EVEN DROP IT OFF AT THE RIGHT /DOOR/#AND THIS TIME I HAD THE DOORCODE FOR THE DOOR /IN MY ADDRESS INFORMATION/!!!!!!!#and of course makeship doesnt tell you something has delivered until TWO HOURS AFTER THE FACT#meaning even if i couldve had my landlord come scoop it up from outside no he fucking couldnt bc IN TWO HOURS THE PACKAGE WILL HAVE ALREADY#BEEN STOLEN#i feel like a fucking crazy person but how hard can it be to just FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS#DO I NEED TO STAPLE THEM TO YOUR FUCKING FOREHEAD?#I WORK A FULLTIME JOB I CANT BE SITTING AT HOME CAMPING OUT PACKAGES#HENCE WHY. I INCLUDE. MY DOORCODE!!!!#BUT THE DRIVER COULDNT EVEN BE ASSED TO DROP IT OFF AT THE RIGHT DOOR#im so mad i just wanted a fucking oliver man. i put in another service ticket but i doubt they will ship me another one#i dont Have another address for them to even ship to. im so mad im like crying right now#so frustrating!!!!! i want to support an indie creators work but i cant even get it bc makeship is a USELESS MERCH COMPANY#at this point im tempted to cancel my mingus plush order which sucks bc i REALLY want mingus!!! shes one of my favorite characters!!!#but if i have to go through this fucking rigomarole its not worth the $40!!!!
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boss makes a dollar I make a dime I carry insects out of the building on company time
#we had a little praying mantis catch a ride into the building on someone's clothes#and this one gal was scared of it and threatening to step on it so I scooped the little thang up#however I had just come back from lunch so I held the little guy while I clocked back in and then I carried him outside#which is kind of a long walk lol like six minutes round trip lol#i post
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Remember kids, don't procrastinate on your fics.
#fanfic meme#scott the woz memes#in case the quality's too crappy the dvd's i recently got are futurama season 1 simpsons seasons 4 and 5 and blue seed#funny story with the last one if had never heard of blue seed until i saw the complete dvd set in the middle of a barren goodwill dvd wall#no clue how it got there but since it was just $2.19 i scooped it up even after seeing the first disc was somehow missing#and btw i've never really watched anime#so i just ordered volume 1 on dvd for my birthday on ebay but it just came in like it had been left loose in a filthy barn for 7 months#so now i gotta get off my ass and return a guest ebay order#but i still need to finish these chapters!#meta knightmare fanfic memes#i love writing this but i kind of hate it too#oh and i've also got a lot of games on the backlog#(now i feel like i lucked out with my n2dsxl's r button starting to stiffen lol)
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me after eating the salsa i spilled off the floor
#just me hi#brother. the lid was stuck. and i had no forces on my side Lmao [<- in a deep state of mourning]#the thing flipped upside down.. i got some on my sleeve somehow?? i'm wearing a t-shirt so like. how'd that happen lol#and now i'm eating salsa-less tortilla chips.. who hated the world so much that i can taste the salt plains on them.... hgfbshf#/anyway chess started saying 'no it's fine off the top actually look' and he started scooping some off the top Hbfvhahdkksh#if either of us get sick you know why. the floor salsa will come for us all one day hbgvfha#//anyway i'm back on my kartrider kick loll :>>>#forgot how much i like that game! can only play with one sibling because it stresses the others out GFdvzhfhns#we have a club and it's. well it's not thriving hdbdbhs - but regardless it's cool :3#i've gotten some new personal bests which is cool!! didn't think i'd get back into swing so quick but yee :D#anyway my user is Rumour if anybody here knows what i'm talking about lollll#//ye :3 i gotta go check my other things now hfbsfh#haven't been on my computer and that's where i live so i always end up in a sort of cocoon when this happens lol#it's a cozy cocoon though. yea :)#anywho yea. toodles :D
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