#((LEECH WTH!?!?!?))

[roses-for-ri]

Camping eel spotted

Can we walk ab the hair, and the fit. Like fr? He ab to take to charge of setting up camp fr fr

[thehollowwriter]

I still remember someone doing parent hcs and for either Floyd or Jade or both they were like "it doesn't matter whether you want a kid or not, you're having one"

And I just

No?

Is that supposed to be funny?

The tweels wouldn't do that to their partner????

Forcing your partner to have a bio child they don't want is literally rape? And if it isn't a bio kid it's abusive af

They're high schoolers that are kinda bullies that doesn't equal literal rape and abuse?

[icharchivist]

Okay but Lucilius has some pretty cool swords, right? I want them

good news! they're accessible in game!

bad news! you need to start going in Regular Lucilius' raids for them!

but hey they're not that hard to get, so you may want to start working on the Renunciation séries? :) just a thought!

.... or it's too much work and we're dipping, but yaknow--

[tsukii0002]

Imagine going to the human world for a vaccine and coming back tired. Cause you know they put some amount of the sickness into the vaccine so your body can figure out how to defeat it. So, imagine that you tell the boys that, like so casually.

Satan: so what do they put in the vaccine

Mc: It's a minute amount of the actual sickness and......

Lucifer: Wait, they make you sick?!

Mc: What no, it doesn't-

Satan: So they are making you sick?!

Mc: What no?!

Asmo: how is that even allowed?!

Mc: oh my, it's FDA approved, I goes through lot of test for it be okay for the population to use!

Levi: WTH IS THE FDA?!

I can just imagine their disbelief, given their privileges as demons with almost absolute immunity, and Mc simply explaining that we have a vaccination card, that antibodies from some people are used to make them, that the first vaccine was made from a pustule from a cow…

Mc: Guys, guys please, it's a very common thing, vaccines have helped to eradicate diseases!

Belphie: I don't believe it, how is injecting you with a disease going to help eliminate it?!

Mc: Because your body learns and -

Mammon: Not if it kills you before!!!!

Mc: *watching them wearily*

Satan: I don't think that's a safe way to treat a human.

Mc: Not you Satan, not you too... the death rate has gone way down since they were invented!!!

Levi: I'm sure that FDA is planning something bad!!!

Lucifer: You are forbidden to go to the human world to treat yourself from now on, we can't leave the health of a fragile human in the hands of those crazy people.

Mc: But- *staring at them* you know what? I'm going to sleep, I'm too tired for this *leaves*

Asmo: What the hell is wrong with nowadays humans injecting themselves with diseases?!!

Beel: Maybe *worried* it's a sacrifice in exchange for that decrease in mortality that Mc said?

Satan: I'm quite confused, the last time I studied human medicine they used leeches….

Lucifer: Anyway Mc is banned from going to the human world *very serious* or consuming anything from the human world until further notice.

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This really is funny, although Satan surely knows about these things, or maybe he stopped reading about that subject 1000 years ago and doesn't believe that medicine has advanced so much in that short period of time 🙄. Thanks for the suggestion, I had a lot of fun 🩷

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[azulpitlane]

vicious I ln4

pairing: lando norris x reader, a little of charles leclerc x reader🫣 summary: lando's fans always attack you yet he does nothing to defend you, inspired by vicious by sabrina carpenter notes: if youre the anon that requested this sorry it took so long lol! but you were so sweet ty masterlist, part two

yourusername

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yourusername lil getaway

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user wait is she dating lando??

user there's been rumors of them dating for months but neither of them have confirmed user hopefully not lol

user i had no idea she went on this trip

user yeah cause lando never posts her or even likes her posts lmfaoaofda

user am i the only one that finds her annoying...

user nooo everyone else does lol shes always leeching off lando

yourbff ur perfect babe liked by yourusername

user pls dont let this be a hard launch🧎‍♀️lando get UP

user of course she has to post lando🤣she needs him for the likes

maxfewtrell spent more time on the ground than actually skiing

yourusername SHHHH it was my first time

user why are all these comments about lando?? im only looking at her😍

f1gossip

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f1gossip Y/n Y/l/n spotted in Bali celebrating New Years at Martin Garrix's show, possibly with Lando Norris. The two have sparked dating rumors for a few months now but no confirmation has been made from either of them.

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user we might have to start accepting that theyre dating☹️

user I REFUSE

user wait im new to the fandom, whys everyone hating on y/n i love her music...

user shes always posting lando for attention and he clearly has no interest in her, he doesnt even like her posts user plus his ex >>>>>>> y/n

user she doesnt deserve him, he needs someone lowkey and y/n is such an attention whore

user not surprised shes there, always leeching on him

user right like girl give him space, he aint yours

user im a y/n defender idgaf. everyone in these comments are just jealous liked by yourbff

user yikes... user defending someone who needs a man to stay relevant lol ok

user i miss luisinha😭

user im convinced theyre still dating and shes using lando for pr

y/n hey lan, i safely made it back to the hotel

lando 👍

y/n i still dont understand why you wanted me to leave early though, its not even midnight :(

lando y/n, we talked about this. there was lots of paparazzi there and if they saw us together on midnight they would think we're dating

y/n we ARE dating... why are you acting like we arent?

lando yk what i meant im just trying to protect you from the craziness that comes from dating me baby

y/n im already getting hate, hows hiding me any different?

lando lets just not do this tn. yk how much worse its gonna get it if we confirm anything listen i love you, isnt that enough?

y/n yeah, ily too

lando ill see you later tn❤️

lando baby where are you? come on it was a drunk mistake, yk i only love you it was just martins friend, you know her

y/n oh the girl you told me not to worry about?

lando it didnt mean anything why are you acting like this?

y/n because you fucking cheated. im leaving and im moving out of the apartment

lando please dont, im sorry baby i love you

y/n you say you love me but you can never prove it you hid me away for a whole year, was it so you could hook up with other girls?

lando of course not wth but since there's clearly no trust in this relationship maybe we should end it i wish you the best y/n read

yourusername

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yourusername new year same me, wasnt ever the problem

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yourbff YES WIFEY liked by yourusername

user she unfollowed lando omg.

user WAR IS OVERRRR

pietrapilao out of sight out of mind🧘‍♀️ liked by yourusername

user is this about lando omg...

luisinhaoliveira99 😍😍 liked by yourusername

user ARIANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??? user WHEN DID THEY MEET??? user I NEED THE TEA RNNNNNN

charles_leclerc 🖤

user OH?

user what is going on in these comments omg??

user shes finally realized lando will never date a girl like her

user hahaha fr she finally deleted all her posts with him user probably gonna go for piastri now🤣

yourusername

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yourusername took some time off music but dont worry, im back and ready to prove i dont need anybody to stay successful

vicious is out now💌

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user OH NOWWW LANDO LIKES HER POST

yourbff sooo back baby

user this has to be about lando...

user the lyrics are heartbreaking omg

user you all owe her a big apology for the way you treated her

charles_leclerc you look good in red this comment has been deleted

charles_leclerc love it! this comment has been deleted

charles_leclerc congrats on the new song!!

taylorswift 💌❤️

user yall better not start switching up!! if you were hating on her, stay away

user are we just going to ignore charles' deleted comments??

user bro was NERVOUS

user we dont know if this is about lando!! they were just friends

user you toxic lando fans need to stay away🙄 she was never seen with anyone else this past year so its clearly about him. hes not some saint you paint him out to be user exactly!! you guys are acting like you know him

user her shirt saying loyal🫣thats gotta be a diss

landonorris

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landonorris pretty vicious life im living rn

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user the caption??? the hard launch??? oh thats not-

maxfewtrell bro. no.

user his own best friend doesnt approve of his behavior😬

user this winter break drama is something else

user lando i cant keep defending you. why would you caption it this.

user IS THAT NEW YEARS KISS GIRL ON THE THIRD SLIDE???

user yess i found her @ shes martin garrix's friend and she was at that party

user anyone else notice luisa unfollowed him??

user she chose her side HAAHAH user pretty ironic cause so many fans were comparing y/n to her and now theyre friends🤣

user whys everyone mad?? its his private life why do you guys care

user oh so now you guys are giving him privacy?? but when he was rumored to be with y/n you were hating...the hypocrisy

yourbff alexa play obsessed by mariah carey🥱

user OOP user the girls are fightingggg

user not even a y/n fan but this was a bit unnecessary...

user "you dont feel remorse, you dont feel the effects" 🫠

f1gossip

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f1gossip Despite hard launching their relationship just one week ago, Lando's new girlfriend has been spotted getting cozy with a different guy! The leaked pictures have already caused for her to go private on all social medias😬

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user karma is A GOD

user i know y/n is having a good day today

user omfg poor lando :(

user womp womp

user i bet he is regretting his decisions rn😭

user y/n nation won today, ln4 nation taking L after L

user we cant catch a break😩

user WHAT IS GOING ON WITH LANDO RN

user craziest winter break yet jeez

Instagram Messages

charles_leclerc hey y/n! i know we havent spoken much but ive seen how lando treated you the few times you were at races and i apologize for never speaking on it i just wanted to tell you you're a great person and your music is so amazing if you ever need anything please just shoot me a text!

landonorris y/n you blocked my number? im sorry about everything baby can we please just talk?

yourusername

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yourusername im soooo sorry for your loss😊

my new single feather is out now!! special thanks to @charles_leclerc for helping me out in the music video, had so much making it <3

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user this mv was so hot omg

user I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS BUT I LOVE

user i know a certain someone is FUMING

luisinhaoliveira99 on repeat already!!

yourusername 💋💋 user im convinced luisa reached out after she saw all the comparisons with her and y/n and they became besties user wait that makes so much sense

user f1 twitter is going insane rn

user Y/N NATION KEEPS WINNING

pietra.pilao AHH youre so talented bby liked by yourusername

charles_leclerc had the best time on set with you❤️

yourusername ❤️ user i ship it........

user i want them both

user ofc now shes going for another driver🙄

user oh you guys are OBSESSED with her, get a job user y/n still has them mad LOL

user l**** would never agree to anything like this

user im literally never getting over this, ive watched it 5 times in a row already

landonorris

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landonorris a toast to my real friends

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user if this is a charles sneak diss i will cry

user we got carlando content....but at what price

user oh he definitely got blocked by y/n😭

user dw we're on your side lando

user who is we?

user just take the L and move on bro

user the way 2 songs got everyone to switch up on lando HAHA

user not just that but his shady posts too

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user the girls are OFFICIALLY fighting oh gosh

user next season is going to be interesting...

user my roman empire

user IS THIS A HARD LAUNCH???

user what is happening.

user PARENTS

[violetlunette]

Yuu: Okay, Azul. You win. You want Ramshackle Dorm? It’s all yours. ~At the dorm~ Yuu: *Holds up hand* Hold up. Yuu: *Pulls out shrink ray made from spoons and dingle-hoppers* Yuu: *Shoots* Ramshackle Dorm: *Shrinks* Yuu: Right. *Hands dollhouse dorm to Jade* There you go! Tell Zully to enjoy! <;3 Floyd: What the-- Yuu: *ignores* Ready, Ghost Uncles! Ghosts: *Holding a doll house and Mickey Mirror* Ghosts: Ready! Yuu: *Grows doll house to life-size* Yuu: Well, that worked out! I’m glad everyone’s happy! Yuu: See ya, Leech boys! Floyd:… Floyd: WTF? Jade: *trying not to laugh* Oh dear. Azul’s going to be miffed about this. ~Later~ Azul: *Holding Ramshackle dorm and shaking* WTH IS THIS?! -- (part of this series)

[official-nrc-prophet]

Punishable by death, you heard them guys. I get a free pass to date Floyd during pride month. Any other month I'm on my own.

Being against Eelglow during pride month is literally illegal btw 🤞

It's the law bc I said so

My boss said it first guys, you can't be against me dating Floyd, it's illegal.

[narhinafan]

Sarada fans are so eager as they already think bsa is canon and now boruto is actin as eren so he will end up dead bit then salad will marry kawaki??

Like wth can't they decide who they want to ship with trashrada.

Her whole fandom only cares for her getting boruto or kawaki child💀

Goes to show they only see Boruto as a trophy in place of him they will leech off the next main male character. Just like how NaruSaku jumped to SasuSaku after the ship sank they are using the boys are trophies nothing more.

[obsessivelollipoplalala]

The Financial Times interviewed Mary for the upcoming auction. It’s up on their website. She’s claiming Freddie left New York because of press intrusion. “He was gay, and he wanted that to remain private and secret. So that did upset him very much.” *eyeroll* Boy, she really was out of tune with it all. Phoebe wrote in his book that Freddie left NY to escape from the Bill fiasco, not because of the press. If the press was an issue, that would have been a problem wherever he went. Munich, LA, London. She’s also claiming Freddie became more of himself once he established himself in Garden Lodge. “I think Garden Lodge gave him the chance to rediscover himself. He walked back into being who he was — the person that I knew — back in the 1970s.” Wth???

I also think Freddie ultimately loved London and wanted to come back at some point. I don't think he would've ever stayed in America permanently. I think the level of privacy invasion from the press did vary from country to country, but yeah, it makes me wonder how much she knew about the Bill situation.

I can picture Freddie becoming more comfortable in his skin again once he returned to London and established his own home, surrounded by people who really loved him, after that really rough period in Munich with too much of everything and a bunch of leeches, so I don't think she's totally off-base here, but it's weird for her to say he became "the person [she] knew back in the 1970s." Idk, considering that Phoebe said Freddie felt like he couldn't fully be himself around Mary, I don't think she's actual a great judge of when Freddie was or wasn't being himself, but she thinks she knew best and blah blah blah

[littlemissidontcare]

She looks like a fucking bad animation character/// 😂😂❤️ Love you mod! And like one other anon brought up, she’s like 6’3 in that photo 😂 WTH also I love how his shoulders are square to the camera and she’s basically leeching on his side… fitting. Also seems like she was there long enough for pictures but she also had that other party that night that we got photos from, she had to get that horrible red lipstick painted on so she didn’t stay long at this shower. It’s giving me “here for the pics” vibes.

[critterofthenight]

ty for the tag! :33

this is actually cool wth

tagging @blood-loving-leech @rippk3s @unscrupulousfucker @emmamem13 @h-0-n-3-y-d-3-w @weaponizethecringe @cannibalistic-vampirefag @unholyasshole @lemonic-whimssyy @bloodied-metal-pipe @vvanillavveins @field-cryptobotanist @avhira + anyone <3

how does pinterest see you? search up:

~fashion

~pantone

~mood

~food

and put the first picture that shows up

mine:

tag ur moots!!!!

@batschistcrazy @julia-bonkers @girlbossblog444 @greengirllover @turnerside @ohmanareyoucereal69 +anyone who wants to join<333

[fukashiin]

NAHH THAT SHRIMP ANON HAS MY MOST WANTED DREAM WTH 😭

I ALWAYS GET FLOYD IN MY DREAM TRYNA SQUEEZ ME TIL IM POP— IM CRYINGG ITS SUCH A NIGHTMARE GIVING ME HEARTATTACK WHEN I WOKE UP 😭

PUNCHING MY WALL RN

IM CRYINFG SCREMAMIGM WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE THE MOST MENACING DREAMS OF THE LEECH TWINS IM???? HELLO??????

[randomshenaniganery]

How to Handle the Magicam Monsters while getting as much money as possible and avoiding conflict (not made by azul that bitch wishes he was me /j)

1. Getting Cater, Jade and Idia to find out the identities of every single one of these bastards so that we have someone to bring to small claims to (home address, contact info, and family are a must)

2. Printing screenshots of their posts that are literal proof of their crime as well as eyewitnesses. place some of these screenshots in random places to shame them with text detailing what they did wrong as as example and so that I can point at it look at other people and say “look at these bitches horrible fucking asshats yeah?”

3. listing out the prices for everything they broke or vandalize and adding in that emotional distress tax because fuck you Why are these flowers so expensive? Well they’re being home grown in the PRESTIGIOus Night Raven College They could not be compared to any other ingredient u simply buy off in the markets how dare u

4. Blackmail/convince/bully crowley into letting me assemble a security team that does rounds around the school where in said security has the power to remove anyone causing trouble and banning them but we get paid for our troubles because STUDENTS AREN’T SUPPOSED TO BE SECURITY CROWLEY THE SCHOOL IS SUPPOSED TO PROVIDE THAT (i want rook to be in this security team I want him to shoot arrows just inches away from peoples faces with a note telling them LAST FUCKING WARNING BITCH)

5. (will apply if I just don’t want to deal with the magicam monsters at all) just ban phones from the whole school. There will be stall where u leave your phone behind and people will watch over it or else just don’t fucking go in. If they bitch about it show them the list of actual fucking crimes committed. We’re no longer allowing people to use their phones within the premises because of how damaging it can be like you kept touching a person’s body part even though they said no? Go to jail I hope your hands get ripped off you pieces of shit

6. (if there is literally no other choice and for some reason crowley won’t ban phones this is the back up rule) just have the halloween party but don’t invite the public. The party is private but the touring thing can be public its not that hard crowley use your fucking bird brain bitch 

7. put up the waffle selling stall outside of the school and like a huge trashcan I’m only putting this here for Jamil’s sanity (I’m not azul i swear) 

8. the most obvious thing i was so shocked riddle didn’t do was put a fucking sign that listed out the things not to do. WHY DID IT TAKE Y’ALL SO LONG TO PUT ONE UP???? and then add the note anyone who breaks this rules will be escorted out of the premises. That’s it, that’s what museums do, its what concerts do, I only need to use an eighth of my brain for this

9. Don’t eject the magicam people by just flying them out they’ll just think its funny and make that a trend what u do is you get a bunch of svanaclaw giant beef heads let them take someone by the arm and drag them OUT OKAY YOU CAN DO THAT BECAUSE ITS PRIVATE FUCKING PROPERTY

10. Convince vil to make a very sad video about how sad he is with how people have been treating his school and he’s just so devastated by what they’ve done and then use ignihyde students to rile up his fans to bash them online and ruin their magicam monsters’ fanbases 

[starixis]

[[SPOILERS FOR TWST BOOK 3]]

….I swear I’m good at any other one on hard mode just not this one-

Help-

[lipgloss05]

Alicent is the biggest hypocrite in the entire story. And in their failed attempt to make her the victim, the showrunners are literally making a clown out of her.

When I saw the trailer and heard her line: “This senseless war must end.” I couldn’t help but laugh. Bitch, you were the one who started the war and now you dare to call it a senseless war. Wth was she expecting?

I know exactly what she was thinking: “I’m going to steal the throne that isn’t mine to give and I’m going to crown my foolish good for nothing son so that my father and I will keep him under our control and keep ruling the kingdom like the greedy leeches that we are. Meanwhile, Rhaenyra and the blacks are just going to accept it and bend the knee because we said so and we’re always right so they won’t have any other choice but to agree with us. Of course there won’t be a war. The entire kingdom will support Aegon just because he has a d*ck.”

Three doritos later…

Rhaenyra did not accept the usurpation and chose to fight for her inheritance. In Alicent’s mind: “How dare she fight for what rightfully belongs to her?”

The majority of Houses in the realm support Rhaenyra. In Alicent’s mind “But, but… But Aegon has a d*ck. Why are they supporting Rhaenyra?”

And the funniest part, Aegon gets completely out of control and even fires Otto as Hand. In Alicent’s mind “But Aegon is supposed to let me and my father rule the kingdom for him. We were the ones who made sacrifices to put him on the throne. How dare he take power from us?”

This hypocrite started a war and now she wants it to end because she finally realized exactly what’s coming for them.

If Condal and his little group of greenies think for one second that their pro green fanfiction show is going to make us stop supporting TB they are dead wrong. They can change the story however they want, the moment the greens usurped the throne and killed Luke, my support was and will always be for the blacks. They can make the blacks burn the entire kingdom to the ground and I will still support TB.

My honest advice for the showrunners is to stop changing the story to serve a minority if they actually want to be able to film all the seasons they have in mind. If they keep making senseless changes they risk losing tb fans’ support which is more than 2/3 of the fandom. I’m pretty sure they won’t want to have to cancel the show halfway through because of bad writing.

Actually, I don't know what TG and TG stans expected. All those shocking speeches by Alicent that war is coming and there will be victims, comments that "the queen cares about her people" and that's why Alicent is striving for peace…

Seriously, what did the TG expect when they decided to stage a coup and usurp the throne?

That Viserys dies, they crown Aegon and… and what? That Rhaenyra would accept it with humility, bend the knee for the great king and his green entourage? That she would give him Aegon III and Viserys II as hostages? That she will send her "horrible bastards" to the wall to answer for the crime of bad hair color? And then what? Will she leave Dragonstone and leave Westeros with Damon? And the Greens will rule happily, because that rude, greedy Rhaenyra won't force them to war?

Alicent doomed her family and the entire Westeros to a cruel war the moment she decided to make her embarrassing entrance as an offended Milady in a green dress. Rhaenyra was a princess to whom the lords of all Westeros swore an oath. I know that for Alicent, who has been betraying her husband and the crown for most of her life, the fact that the oath means something and is larger than life may be a shock, but not to over 2/3 of the kingdom. Rhaenyra was a dragon rider behind whom stood the largest fleet in Westeros. She was the wife of Daemon, who was considered the most dangerous man of his time, an excellent soldier and dragon rider. What did Alicent expect when she decided to make her children enemies of Rhaenyra and Daemon?

Alicent wanting peace is not a "good queen who cares for the people", but a desperate woman who realized too late that she screwed up.

[artxans]

Okay but what if Leech had his own Netflix series??? And it was in castlevania style??😭