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kensatou · 5 months ago

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i'll let phie-san say it:

#the vids i've seen on tiktok picking at her immediately get a block...#bitter otaku sitting in their socks in their mom's basement feeling threatened/enraged by a hot successful black woman outnerding them-core #also this kind of criticism is so demoralising and damaging to people who are trying to learn another language #also. accents are NORMAL and not a bad thing #i don't think that the end goal of picking up a new language necessarily has to be sounding native #and i know sometimes the way japanese people react like SUGOIII? *W* when a foreigner says like one (1) word in japanese is joked about #but like... genuinely... i always love when someone clearly has made an effort and took the time to learn some of the language #anyway she can step on those haters <3 #also like. it’s just some lines in a song people need to relax…#megan thee stallion #autoplay warning #japan #japanese #language #mamushi

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kagoutiss · 1 month ago

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i’ll take care of everything

#mouthwashing #mouthwashing spoilers #anya mouthwashing #curly mouthwashing #cw blood #cw gore #throws up over these 2 and their absolute horror show of a friendship i guess #you know how she already had the worst shit going on. and then Someone was too big of a coward to actually help her #and then next thing you know he’s a pile of ground beef on her infirmary table and she has to worry about keeping him alive too. yeah #i swear i dont actually hate curly i like him. also if he suddenly got better i would beat the fuck out of him #anyway. parallels upon parallels and its all too horrible for words etc.

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asahina-mafuyu-official · 1 year ago

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>These charges are because of you. If you hadn’t been in the area, I likely wouldn’t have been arrested for endangerment.

Akito's right. The only thing he had to do was the officer wrongly listing child endangerment because he thought he was in your care

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#roleplay #asks #//SHE HAS NO WORDS

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who-is-riley · 5 months ago

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or at least it went something like that

#I just found out this is a femshep only interaction & that just makes it 10x better #art by riley #mass effect #mass effect fanart #me2 #commander shepard #femshep #batarian #profanity #sketch #if this gets flagged as mat*re cause it has the word 'cock' in it istg #does it make it funnier if she has one or doesn't have one I'm not sure #she would say this either way

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opikiquu · 7 months ago

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#★ arin rambles #★ my art #art #honkai star rail #hsr aventurine #hsr #So basically me and my bestie have agreed that aven has a priv twt acc and its terrible #yheres only like 1 follower (and its topaz) shes sick of it cuz he posts at the dead of night and its such drastic changes #Like he’d post ‘Sometimes I think about how I’m older than my older sister now.’#and hes So Sad #and then like 12 minutes later post something like ‘staring at ratio’s cleavage rn not listening to a word hes saying’#Also ratio isnt allowed to know abt it cuz hes gushing about him constantly like a schoolgirl #anyway so this is Not That. this is the trash he posts though #ignore that one normal cat it was genuinely too cute i didnt wanan erase it .

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demaparbat-hp · 21 days ago

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*pats Zuko's head* This bad boy can fit so many near-death experiences.

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Read For the Spirits Chapter VIII here!

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dingledraw · 7 months ago

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South Downs cottage fluff based on the Dolly Parton song “Berrypie” 🩷

#trade offer: sugar for sugar #I imagine Crowley is more comfortable showing affection through actions rather than words #but he loves that Aziraphale shows it through touch and praise #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable spouses #my fanart #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #good omens comic #south downs cottage #ineffable lovers #I talked to my friend about how I think how Crowley has a praise kink and she responded: doesn’t everyone?#and I went 🤔

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paperglader · 4 months ago

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i just feel like someone should take one for the team and write the fanfic where miss homotron goes to dragonstone on foot, meets her situationship’s new lover, and immediately goes like blind with jealousy and fury (rhaenyra, as always when alicent’s near, looks and behaves like a very confused kicked puppy)

i just need homotron and saphotron to meet, so the real war can begin

#alicent’s already felt the shift in the winds and she took that shit hard #now that she has touched grass and connected with mother nature she’s ready to get her woman back #but not before she like screams at her for like a week straight #like i want unhinged #like not even mysaria knows how to react cause homotron is so deranged she might self-implode at any moment and take them all with her #in fact it seems like that would be the preferred out come for the woman #and rhaenyra is so pathetic she cannot get a word in (the same woman that walks to the dragon pit and commands the largest dragon to serve #but then Alicent’s there and mysaria is pretty sure that the targaryen queen is a moment’s away from bending the knee #really puts in perspective the green’s previous tactics when they possessed the biggest threat to rhaenyra to date #it doesn’t seem like Alicent wants to destroy rhaenyra though it seems like she just wants to yell at her a bunch #rhaenyra is like ‘she is helping me win this war!’ and alicent’s like OKAY CHEATER #mysaria is not sure if she should bolt or get some popcorn #jace is having an aneurysm #rhaenicent #hotd #house of the dragon #rhaenyra x alicent #rhaenyra targaryen #alicent hightower #mysaria

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bruciemilf · 2 months ago

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So glad you clarified that "Alfred bleeding out at brucie's day party" was step 1 in becoming pennywaynes. I was just about to ask lol

Also thinking that Alfred doesn't say "fuck" because Thomas says it enough for both of them. And how they're both feral in opposite directions (loud and vulgar vs poised and eloquent) makes me wonder what direction Martha is feral in. Exceedingly painfully viciously polite? Barefoot in the dirt, she'd love poison ivy fae-tinged feral? Does this make sense? I'm sick. All I can think about is Thomas and Alfred preparing to carve someone up and you don't even know who you are supposed to be more scared of

I like to imagine Martha as Morticia Addams feral. Regal, majestic, peculiar, and could wipe the floor with your self-esteem in a minute if crossed. Bruce’s mama was a silent badass for sure.

I like to think Damian inherited her affection for animals! Hers pets were just more… Unique, let’s say.

Imagine you’re Alfred. You’ve been working at the Wayne manor for about two weeks now.

Thomas, your husband boss hands you a huge chunk of bloody meat hanging from a butcher hook, while yelling violently at a business partner on the phone.

“Al, go feed Bruce, will ya?”

“?????????????”

Bruce gently grabs Alfred’s hand (Alfred has to tilt down) and he’s taken to the pool area.

There’s a big ass tank.

There’s a big ass, 20 foot long, great white shark in that tank. Bruce hugs the glass. Alfred may or may not pass out. Martha gently takes Bruce in her arms, kindly asks Alfred to clean the floors, and vanishes in the shadows.

She also has an albino ball python that Bruce adores. Occasionally, she wears him as a scarf. Alfred is severely loving and regretting his life choices.

#alfred pennyworth #martha wayne #I also think martha speaks with a 20s Hollywood infliction. very smooth. she has velocity in every word #it’s addicting to listen to her voice and Thomas was down bad for her from minute three. ‘I like listening to her talk’ he always says #because I do think people perceive her as an autistic cryptid. a creacher if you will.#thomas wayne #pennywaynes #dc #dc comics #text #text post #the waynes

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caffichai · 6 months ago

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Toddifons! (and bonus version w/o tanktop)

Working in the shop on a hot summer day is, well, hot

Hey, since you're here, check this out!

#Did you know: I drew this on ONE Layer so there's no line art for it lol #Word on the street is that she only has one really strange skin in game but there's log entries saying she wears overalls to work #I love the description of her working on her project. Very hyperfocus-core lol #Overall supremacy #digital art #pixel art #artists on tumblr #arknights #art #Toddifons #pixel

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journey-to-the-attic · 1 year ago

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approximation of an idea i had for how ik solves levi's ordeal whenever it's his turn for this weird demon puberty everyone in nb s2 is having

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#obey me #art #ik gets nightbrought #obey me leviathan #jtta ik #also i nicked the makes-it-rain-when-sad from neuvillette again #nightbringer #edit added the link to the post and PUT THE WORD IT INTO THE 2ND PANEL BECAUSE I FORGOT THE FIRST TIME SOMEHOW #this is what i call ik's nightbringer outfit now btw!! just to distinguish it from classic jtta #and also since she'd probably have a style change in the time between yknow #big jumper has been swapped for big cardigan and that's the main difference #also just for variety she has her hair tied up

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stingrayextraordinaire · 7 months ago

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I don’t think there is any art in the world quite as astonishing as Kinuko Craft’s illustrations for Patricia McKillip’s novels

#look at the DETAIL #look at how she SPINS MAGIC WITH HER PEN #kinuko craft does for art what patricia mckillip did with words #i am literally astonished #kinuko craft has also done hundreds of other gorgeous artworks of you’re interested in more!!!#kinuko craft #kinuko y. craft #patricia mckillip #fantasy #fantasy art #art #artists #artists on tumblr

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thedreadvampy · 2 years ago

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Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.

"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."

translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"

It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!

very this

#red said #it's just. I'm obsessed.#everyone on Twitter is saying 'never happened' and i think they're wrong #this absolutely did happen and she's been obsessing over how vindicated it made her feel enough to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT #because she MISHEARD SOMEONE IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION #i lay out my reasoning thusly: if you were INVENTING a scary trans woman in bathroom story out of nothing. why would it be this?#why would you go with 'we had a banal conversation until she said a sentence that makes no sense and that no human has ever uttered #but which does coincidentally sounds almost exactly like a mishearing of a very NORMAL thing to say in the circumstances #then she left and nothing else occurred'#if you were going to INVENT a story you would probably make it MAKE SENSE or SOUND THREATENING #i truly believe this is a very authentically told account of what she thinks happened #because who would. by means other than mishearing. think 'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis' makes any sense at all.#a) 'I'm going to dry my hands on my genitals' says the presumably fully clothed woman #b) who then proceeds to leave without doing anything threatening #c) WHO SAYS PENIS THREATENINGLY? sorry it's writing out 'penis' repeatedly that made this jump out to me but like. who says that?#you might hear someone talk casually about their dick or cock but i stg it's only doctors and TERFs who casually use the word penis much #it's so. clinically descriptive. it's a weird use of language. but it IS. something you could plausibly mishear from 'pants' or 'trousers'

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aflockofravens · 9 months ago

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Also, Jinshi in "How to Buy Out a Contract" was hilarious.

Do you think he's prettier than me

I was contemplating your murder but my future wife cat thinks you'll make a good brother in law so I'll let you live

My future wife cat trusts you, so I trust you. Don't fuck it up.

Have some money to leave my future wife alone forever go marry her sister

Did you see that Gaoshun? I did a socializing. Do you think Maomao will be proud of me?

Also Lihaku is precious. What an adorable golden retriever of a man. He went from absolute disdain at Maomao when she approached him for an escort to being like "help me little sister, I'm in love".