#(( can never remember how to spell the url so ))

[fatexchanged]

cselkcessian -> fatexchanged

[caplanbuckybarnes]

Caplan's Disney Celebration

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Dialogue Prompts

"Take it with you so you'll always have a way to look back ... and remember me."

 "Have you ever seen something so wonderful in your entire life?"

“How did you survive being locked up in a castle for all this time?”

“What do you mean, you’re the lost princess?”

"Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten"

“It’s called a cruel irony, like my dependence on you.”

“I warn you child. If I lose my temper, you lose your head. Understand?!”

“Perhaps you shouldn’t turn your back on me.” 

 “A true loves kiss. If only there was someone out there who loved you.” 

"Today is a good day to try"

"Love is putting someone else’s needs before yours"

"If you ain’t scared, you ain’t alive"

"Any day spent with you is my favorite day. So, today is my new favorite day"

"He fell into despair, and lost all hope. For who could ever learn to love a beast?"

“You really shouldn’t come back here, you know. It’s not safe.”

“I told you to stay away from this wing!”

“He was this close—just staring at me.”

“Do you trust me?”

“(And) You will always be in my heart.”

“I especially love his smile.”

“New and a bit alarming.”

“Now kiss her.”

“How can I prove myself if no one will give me a chance?”

“People around here think I’m crazy, but I don’t care.”

“I’m a damsel. I’m in distress. I can handle this. Have a nice day.”

“Guys….I want a castle.”

“If you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothin’ at all.”

“When I look at you, I can feel it. I look at you, and I’m home.”

“Put that thing back where it came from or so help me.”

“There’s no one I’d rather be than me.”

“It was worth it…if you learned something from it.”

“You deliberately disobeyed me.”

“I’m surrounded by idiots.”

“How could you do that to me?”

Song Lyric prompts

“And I’ve got friends on the other side.” - Dr. Facilier, “Friends on the Other Side”, 

“But you’ll be rewarded when at last I am given my dues. And injustice deliciously squared! Be prepared.”

“I admit that in the past I’ve been a nasty. They weren’t kidding when they called me, well, a witch.”

“If she doesn’t scare you, no evil thing will.”

“I’ve reached the top and had to stop and that’s what botherin’ me.”

“Ain't got time for messing around”

“People down here think I'm crazy”

“I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine.

“Don’t forget it, you’ll regret it.”

“Every hour we spent together Lives within my heart”

“Never thought she'd look my way And she smiled at me and held me”

“I was the master of my fate.”

“I learned the truth too late.”

“I let her steal into my melancholy heart.”

“I'm where I'm meant to be”

“He has never been one of us.”

“Now I know she’ll never leave me.” 

“I should thank you...but it’d be more fun to kill you.”

“This crown gives me a feeling of power!”

“It’s not my fault, I’m not to blame”

“He asked for trouble the moment he came”

[glowwormsmith]

Spell Your URL

I was tagged by @thefathersbride to spell pout my URL. Thank you for the tag, friend, I always appreciate the tag, even if I'm not as active here as I used to be😊

Tagging @nightwingshero @deputyash @teamhawkeye @meatcrimes @dolphinitley @chazz-anova @unclefungusthegoat @swannscroft @decertatio @lulu2992 @alexxmason @seasidefanasties and to whoever sees this and wants to do it! No pressure, as always😊

Rules: Spell out your URL using song titles that can describe your muse/OC/pairings, then tag as many people as there are letters in your URL!

Girls by girl in red

“I’ve been hiding for so long, these feelings they’re not gone / Could I tell anyone?” for Iris

Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men

“You’re gone, gone, gone away, I watched you disappear / All that’s left is a ghost of you” for Layla Rook and Eli/Hudson

Out of My League by Fitz and the Tantrums

“‘Cause you were out of my league, all the things I believed / You were just the right kind, Yeah, you were more than just a dream” for Maddie and Sanji

Wherever I Go by OneRepublic

“I know I could lie, but I won’t lie to you / Wherever I go, you’re the ghost in the room” for Iris and Faith

What Kind of Man by Florence + the Machine

“You do such damage, how do you manage? Tryna crawl in back for more / And with one kiss, you inspired a fire of devotion that lasted 20 years / What kind of man loves like this?” for Tess Rook-Shepherd and Jacob

Opheliac by Emilie Autumn

“Whether I swim or sink, that’s no concern of yours now / How could you possibly think, you had the power to keep me breathing as the water rises up again / Before I slip away” for Iris

Rhiannon by Fleetwood Mac

“Rhiannon rings like a bell through the night and wouldn’t you love to love her? Takes to the sky like a bird in flight and who will be her lover?” for Layla Rook

Maroon by Taylor Swift

“And I wake with your memory over me / That’s a real fuckin’ legacy to leave” for Tess Rook-Shepherd and Jacob

Slipping Through My Fingers by ABBA

“Do I really see what’s in her mind? Each time I think I’m close to knowing, she keeps on growing / Slipping through my fingers all the time” for Tess Rook-Shepherd and Hazel/Fern Shepherd (her daughters)

Medusa by Heather Dale

“Damn ‘em all, I create my own perfection / Damn ‘em all in the face of their rejection / Damn ‘em all, well this dog will have its day / My garden’s full of pretty men who couldn’t stay away” for Iris

I’m Still Here by John Rzeznik

“And what do you think you’d ever say? I won’t listen anyway, you don’t know me / And I’ll never be what you want me to be” for Kotone Starling

Trouble by P!nk

“You think you’re right, but you were wrong / You tried to take me, but I knew all along / You can’t take me for a ride / I’m not a now, so you better run and hide” for Layla Rook

Hurt by Johnny Cash

“I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel / I focus on the pain, the only thing that’s real…Try to kill it all away, but I remember everything” for Iris

[thefathersbride]

Spell your url ✧˖°.

Spell out your URL using song titles that can describe your muse/OC, then tag as many people as there are letters in your URL!

@cove-holdens tagged me for this game, thank you! This was really hard, I cannot remember with how many songs I was like "this is perfect for X or ship Y" - only to realize that they did not have the right starting letter :( But, here we are, I managed! :) I am tagging, without any obligations as always, @glowwormsmith @jacobseed @starsandskies @illithiad @alyssalenko @theviridianbunny @baldurians @fenharel @ginadotjpg @honeypunks and... YOU YOU YOU YOU and YOU!

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T - THE GOOD LIFE by THREE DAYS GRACE. "the good life is what I need, too many people stepping over me. the only thing that's been on my mind, is the one thing i need before i die" for Daphne Bosworth

H - HAD ENOUGH by BREAKING BENJAMIN. "when all is said and done, i will be the one, to leave you in your misery, and hate what you've become" for Eleanor Strand and Joseph Seed

E - EVIL by HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD. "evil, am i evil, through the empty eyes of you people? evil, i am evil, or are your eyes deceitful?" for Daphne

F - FIREDANCER by POETS OF THE FALL. "But fire doesn’t dance to their dictates. and now you’re dancing with the greats, let the fools have their fates, for time it never waits" for Iris Hawke

A - APOSTLE by DARKHAUS. "you gave words that were true, and you have made my life brand new. i was lonely and you were the only thing keeping me in line" for Eleanor and Joseph

T - TYRANT by DISTURBED. "but the love turned to hate we kept pushing away, and the words that came out turned it into a mess, and it's like pulling teeth 'cause you'll never confess." for Eleanor and Joseph

H - HAMMER OF DAWN by HAMMERFALL. "i can't pretend, never let it go, 'cause everything comes with a price. what you have done, what you put me through, the devils incarnate is coming for you" for Jayna Cousland

E - EMPIRES by RUELLE. "empires rise, empires fall. we live or die to take the throne. empires rise, empires fall. we live or die to take the throne. only one will stand at the end of it all" for Daphne

R - RISING SON by STURM UND DRANG. "can't you see me coming, coming for you baby? coming there to take you from the light. can't you hear me calling, calling for you baby? so you better take on to the night, i'm the rising son" for Jayna

S - SURVIVOR by 2WEI & EDDA HAYES. "i'm the survivor, i'm gonna make it, i will survive, keep on survivin'" for Caivyre

B - BEYOND THE HORIZON by POETS OF THE FALL. "beyond the horizon, i’ll follow where love has gone. twilight finds me here alone. beyond the horizon, i see your love shining, oh. my ghostlight, my afterglow" for Iris and Anders

R - RAISE YOUR GLASS by PINK. "so raise your glass if you are wrong in all the right ways, all my underdogs. we will never be, never be anything but loud and nitty-gritty, dirty, little freaks" for Caivyre

I - INTO THE HEART OF DANGER by BATTLE BEAST. "walk into the heart of danger, and don't let the darkness enchain you. walk into the heart of danger, face your fear" for Iris

D - DEFENCE OF MOSCOW by SABATON. "they don’t belong, we stand our ground, a million strong. we are ready for their strike, face the army of the reich. a million strong, this is our land, they don’t belong." for Dagmar Trevelyan

E - EVERYTIME WE TOUCH by CASCADA. "your arms are my castle, your heart is my sky, they wipe away tears that I cry (that i cry). the good and the bad times, we've been through them all, you make me rise when i fall" for Dagmar and Cullen Rutherford

[peculiarbeauty-a]

SPELL OUT YOUR URL IN SONG TITLES.

i tried to base a lot of this off the belle and beast dynamic just because there are so many shippy songs and i am bad at choosing songs with urls. prepare to be bamboozled with the longest list ever. and for everyone i am tagging in this with a long url , godspeed.

P - P.S. I Love You by The Beatles

as i write this letter , send my love to you , remember that i'll always be in love with you. treasure these few words 'til we're together. keep all my love forever. p.s. i love you , you , you , you.

E - Earth by Sleeping at Last

fault lines tremble underneath my glass house , but i put it out of my mind , long enough to call it courage to live without a lifeline. i bend the definition of faith to exonerate my blind eye , till the sirens sound , i'm safe.

C - Call Me Call Me by Steve Conte

call me , call me. let me know it's alright. call me , call me. don't you think it's 'bout time please won't you call and ease my mind. reasons for me to find you. peace of mind. what can i do to get me to you ?

U - U Want Me 2 by Sarah McLachlan

so tell me how do you feel ? it's so confusing. if you let it all go , it'll fall apart. do you want me to stay and say i still want you. you want me too , don't you ?

L - Let Her Go by Passenger

well , you only need the light when it's burning low. only miss the sun when it starts to snow. only know you love her when you let her go. only know you've been high when you're feeling low. only hate the road when you're missing home. only know you love her when you let her go. and you let her go.

I - If It Makes You Happy by Sheryl Crow

if it makes you happy , it can't be that bad. if it's makes you happy , then why the hell are you so sad ?

A - A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes by Ilene Woods

have faith in your dreams and someday , your rainbow will come smiling through. no matter how your heart is grieving , if you keep on believing , the dream that you wish will come true.

R - Red by Taylor Swift

losing him was blue , like i'd never known. missing him was dark gray , all alone. forgetting him was like trying to know somebody you never met. but loving him was red , loving him was red.

B - Beauty and the Beast by Angela Lansbury

tale as old as time , true as it can be. barely even friends , then somebody bends , unexpectedly.

E - Easy by Adele

there aint no gold in this river , that i've been washin' my hands in forever. i know there is hope in these waters. but i can't bring myself to swim when i am drowning in this silence , baby , let me in.

A - All Too Well by Taylor Swift

wind in my hair , you were there , you remember it all. down the stairs , you were there , you remember it all. it was rare , i was there , i remember it all too well.

U - Unconditionally by Katy Perry

oh no , did i get too close ? oh , did i almost see what's really on the inside ? all your insecurities , all the dirty laundry never made me blink one time.

T - Take Care of You by One Republic

some days you're alone , some days this don't feel like home , it's not just how we planned it , i'm so happy they're throwing stones.

Y - Yesterday by The Beatles

why she had to go , i don't know , she wouldn't say. i said something wrong , now i long for yesterday.

tagged by: i stole from @solehr !

tagging: @whiimsicaldream @seachant @wendyfulmother @sunthieving @cupforbrains @ishjerta @darlingofpan @secondstarawaits @faegold @toughgrl @screwhope @ka-go-me @hopebled @sparesovereign @swearbysword @pcisondapple @adversitybloomed @aethramusings @alm1ghtysea @maiiden @dcmur3 @rapunzael @myohanas @daringtosing @giotsuong @sunlightswallowed @garlculean + you , my love ! tag me , angel. <3

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

Ur url is so powerful and good it feels like a spell. Can u explain where each bit came from?? <333

LOL...ok so like...trish paytas.. i wldnt say im a "fan", but i was always morbidly fascinated with her & the depths of her addiction to posting. so one time in early 2021 i was saying in my discord server how its funny how after all these years she never changed the name of her main channel from "blndsundoll4mj" , like she jst kept from back when she first started even tho the entire platform has changed n whatnot. in response my friend EVAN made a joke about how im "pinkmoondoll4shihtzu". i rly liked the flow of it. then later that night i did shrooms, it was also a full moon (virgo or libra i cant remember) and i cldnt stop saying pinkmoondoll4shihtzu over and over. it was so stuck in my head it felt significant.. it was like a portal. so when i came down i made it my screen name ^^ sometime last year i changed the 4 to a 9 since thats my Lucky number. n tha rest is histroy... i used to change my online alias a lot cus it never felt like anything stuck until pmd9. now i dnt think i cld ever change it again. thanku for asking, its kinda a goofy backstory... wow it was 2 yrs ago now. <333

[ella-ashmore]

o !!! everytime i go 2 type out achilles (your url) i go 2 type out achilles myperfecttalia & i have to go no... that isn't achilles' url anymore... & then i can never remember how 2 spell ur new one

thats so real actually......... you can still call me achilles myperfecttalia it will always be with me in spirit <3 jusr like achilles nearsighted......

[miyamiwu]

🦉👀 (TL: am curious about the mini ask thingy you started)

I can never remember how to spell your url. I can read it, but whenever I come across you on the dash, my eyes would just quickly scan through the letters. So many nasal consonants that I just refer to you as Mmmmmm with the owl icon

[soultoken-archived]

SPELL OUT YOUR URL WITH SONG TITLES

S - Sharks / Imagine Dragons

Everytime my heart is beating, I can feel the recipe I wonder if my day is coming, blame it on the entropy My blood is pumping, I can see the end is right in front of me Don't take it from me, I could be everything, EVERYTHING!!

O - Un Briciolo di Allegria ( A Crumb of Cheerfulness ) / Mina feat. Blanco ( translated from Italian )

But luckily we found each other, under the moonlight Maybe a bit crumpled up by a lived history Shortly after we were lying down on a stone Hair in hand, like a pencil I would write a poetry, for a crumb of cheerfulness

U - Due Rose ( Two Roses ) / Tiromancino feat. Enula ( translated from Italian )

If you really want me, you can't suddenly disappear Just to reappear in the night, to keep on lying, ( saying ) things like I'll leave two roses on your bed when leaving So that when you'll wake up you will remember that you are beautiful like this You make art of the empty and useless days And as soon as I can, I will be back, will be back, will be back And the night will be beautiful

L - Lift Me Up / Moby

Plain talking (plain talking) Served us so well (served us so well) Travelled through hell (travelled through hell) Oh, how we fell (oh, how we fell)

T - The Wolves / Cyrus Reynolds, Keeley Bumford

I'm losing sight of our reality Satellites singing serenity Send out a signal, please remember me Send out a signal, come set me free

O - Hero / Mountains vs. Machines

You could be a hero, but here you are Scared of your shadow, looking at the stars When everybody runs you gotta stand tall Hit after hit, you can never fall If the stars come crashing, you'll be the one to catch them

K - Kill Your Conscience / Shinedown

So you kill your conscience, cry yourself to sleep Kill your conscience, better you than me You're all plugged in, ready and rehearsed Do your best, do your worst, show me where it hurts

E - Grave Digger / Blues Saraceno

Grave digger, grave digger, pray for my lost soul Release me from this earth, allow me to grow old Save me if you can, the time for me has come Let me be the one that got away

N - Time is Running Out / Muse

Our time is running out, oh our time is running out You can't push it underground, you can't stop it screaming out How did we come to this?

[comix64]

soda cans all the way

lollipops

bubblegum

stubborn

still soda cans

tie between grunge and tomboy cuz they both look alike but honestly i wouldnt wear anything coordinated

earbuds make me anxious cuz they fall out too much, headphones

movies

fresh air ( i may or may not have been influenced by a smell marker with this label actually smelling like shaving cream)

blackjack during break :P

cereal

"WH-816" (the unchangable name of my headphones, as i listen to them with a micro sd card in them)

lanyard

skittles?

fahrenheit 451

legs pushed out a little, slouching backwards, neck against chair

cheap blue ones with creaky left heel i got off amazon

rain :P

facing left, left hand near face, right hand closer to knees, legs tucked in

text files (i blame my 2nd grade teacher for not actually teaching me handwriting)

mario

my cool uncle

idk if this counts but whenever i yawn i invoulantarily [sic, dont ask] make an odd sound like a speak and spell stuttering

idk, diamond

nintendo 3ds photo album slideshow music

swim

generally frolic in snow, idk i live in a mostly warm place

New Computers - Girlfriends, The Less I Know the Better - Tame Impala, I Want to be a Machine - The Living Tombstone, Bathwell in Clerkentime - The Real Tuesday Weld, Credits EX - Frums

deal with the bullshit and tell me im giving you bullshit

my desk, local library, MOTHERFUCKING IKEA BITCH!!!!!! IKEA ALL THE FUCKING WAY!!!!! THEY SAY GO TO YOUR HAPPY PLACE GUESS WHAT BITCH IM EATING MAC N CHEESE AND MEATBALLS AT IKEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the general outfit i wore for some weird day at my school - white tshirt, baggy pants (no seperating me n my baggy pants), fingerless gloves

just go watch a compilation of kevin parry n zach king

idk how to check, probably "ok" or "what" or sumthing

omega mart, you have no idea what's in store for youuuuu!

~11:30pm

i dont remember

suitcase

lemonade

lemon cake

pee on the ceiling of every room

jojo

pants, specifically cargo pants bits cuz nobody will ever suspect you put anything in those

hoodie

lavender?

scifi

you wont believe this… nothing

american (eagle screech)

apple

just keep swimming

the comment section of "Evil beat i been cooking up"

my music teacher is openly homophobic

VCR

typing

N/A

kiki koki

birthday powers

my pet rabbit dying, my parasitic need for attention, and my failing math grades

i can sound like stitch from lilo n stitch, i can sound like a speak n spell, and my teachers think i am smarter than the IT guy

idk something related to scout tf2 sorta

scott pilgrim but im not as shitty as scott pilgrim

the whole paragraph of mispronunciations of Denham's Dentrifice being pounded into Montag's ears in Fahrenheit 451

gooigi, luigi, young neil, sorry i cant keep a train of thought that long

the same five that describe me but sped up a bit

scratch.mit.edu

idk if this counts but there is what appears to be a symmetrical birth mark on my shoulders, on closer inspection one of them is a birth mark the other is from being stabbed with a pencil

dandelion

my deck of cards

dr pepper

there is an actual end of the internet. keep putting in URLS and it will tell you you've hit the end of your journey. then? well it'll save it to your hard drive for you of course! [i can give you the link]

lefty

pebble tile on pools. say goodbye to your toes

math

cinnamon toast crunch + orange juice

7

dont remember

whataburger fries

cactus

i dont drink/eat either but probably coffee

school id

never heard of em

arent fireflies and more violent sounding fireflies the same thing

pc can act as console. console cannot act as pc. pc obviously

drawing (that 2nd grade teacher i swear…)

radio

never heard of a polly pocket so barbie

mythology

cookies

overstaying my welcome

we'd all stop arguing about trivial things, and stop ruining our planet

jojo

passed a test because my handwriting worked like that card dr who has that looks like whatever the viewer wants it to

box

overhead

wallace wells, "ies-nes" (like "yes" mixed with "SNES"), comix, com, mixtape, im making up half of these :P

winter

safari

one of the defaults from KDE, the hexagon one

2, my mom's and 911

i dont know what it's called but one of my steam friends has a pfp of it and there's a template on Apple Keynotes that looks like a leather book and the stock images in there perfectly capture it (see below)

weird asks that say a lot

in

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

7. earbuds or headphones?

8. movies or tv shows?

9. favorite smell in the summer?

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

12. name of your favorite playlist?

13. lanyard or key ring?

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

18. ideal weather?

19. sleeping position?

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

21. obsession from childhood?

22. role model?

23. strange habits?

24. favorite crystal?

25. first song you remember hearing?

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

28. five songs to describe you?

29. best way to bond with you?

30. places that you find sacred?

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

32. top five favorite vines?

33. most used phrase in your phone?

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

35. average time you fall asleep?

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

38. lemonade or tea?

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

41. last person you texted?

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

44. favorite scent for soap?

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

47. favorite type of cheese?

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

51. current stresses?

52. favorite font?

53. what is the current state of your hands?

54. what did you learn from your first job?

55. favorite fairy tale?

56. favorite tradition?

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

62. seven characters you relate to?

63. five songs that would play in your club?

64. favorite website from your childhood?

65. any permanent scars?

66. favorite flower(s)?

67. good luck charms?

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

70. left or right handed?

71. least favorite pattern?

72. worst subject?

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

82. pc or console?

83. writing or drawing?

84. podcasts or talk radio?

84. barbie or polly pocket?

85. fairy tales or mythology?

86. cookies or cupcakes?

87. your greatest fear?

88. your greatest wish?

89. who would you put before everyone else?

90. luckiest mistake?

91. boxes or bags?

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

93. nicknames?

94. favorite season?

95. favorite app on your phone?

96. desktop background?

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

98. favorite historical era?

[fuchsea]

hiii it’s me again, sorry i vanished, got caught up in christmas things. now it’s the day after christmas so i’m back 😅 it was lovely, i got some very nice gifts !! including some fancy perfume i wanted, a red panda plushie (my fav animal), a projector, and a massage voucher which i have been dyingggg forrrr. how have ur last few days been?

yeahh we’re not too different in age but we’re very different people lol. had a bit of a crisis last night that i’m gonna be 27 this coming year that i forgot my half birthday isn’t until january 1st which means im still 26 for over half a year…. but that’s what my anxiety does unfortunately. i’m rly trying to just enjoy where i am and not care how old i am yk? i feel more like a teenager now than when i was a teenager! just figuring everything out for the first time.

waittt the kpop choreo with bollywood music sounds sick?? what’s the account name? yeah the production level is crazy it blew me away when i first got into kpop. there are 5 ppl in txt! they’re a super easy band to get into imo! one of my fav groups (seventeen) has 13 members lol a lot more to catch up with. still, once u get into kpop for the first time, it’s rly easy to learn everything about new groups rly quickly. i loveeee bts but i totally understand, esp as they got so popular, getting into the fandom part is hard sometimes. (fun fact txt are actually bts’ juniors in their company!) i still don’t rly have many friends who are into kpop, and my kpop blog has almost no followers. getting into a new fandom in general is hard! but i’m actually not exaggerating when i say, for me personally, getting into kpop as a whole thing is one of the best things that’s ever happened to me. ik that sounds dramatic and it’s not for everyone but it’s true for me! if u wanna start easy on some good easy songs my top 5 would be:

lo$er=lover,

devil by the window,

farewell neverland,

frost,

opening sequence,

if you do give them a shot, i highly recommend the music videos or performance videos instead of just the song!

yeah i think so too. ^-^ my name isn’t similar to my url and u don’t follow me as far as i’m aware, so i can tell u my name if u waaant! and ok fun fact, my parents wanted to name me grace, but then my first and last names would’ve rhymed. so they gave me a name that MEANS grace, but then spelled it differently?? and it’s also japanese (tho i am not), and my middle name has two meanings. so technicallyyyy they wanted my name to mean “grace from the heavenly ocean” but it actually ended up meaning “flower of the sea and sky”

i’ve never been into hard liquor but i used to get drunk on white wine and peach juice a lot. or maybe a white wine spritzer. maybe a white claw or two but usually just wine. when i was like 19/20 (yea underage but just at home or when i was house sitting) as it only took like a glass or two for me to be drunk lolll and drunk for me just meant like….. crying over movies and getting rly flirty and silly and dumb. and then i got a little older and was like oooookay enough of that. u don’t like clubs ur not social u just drink alone in ur room reading so why don’t u just have tea instead. so i switched to tea, then lost my taste for alcohol. (also got very very drunk on halloween while my friend was visiting and was like alr never drinking again!). wine made me soooo sleepy tho and like a few months ago i had half a glass of wine for the first time in ages and immediately fell asleep on the couch for an hour lmao.

my fav pizza topping is pineapple! yes i’m that bitch. i think it goes perfectly. or mushroom, depending on my mood. and i lovveee the heart shaped pasta! i have it every year on valentine’s day. we actually buy shaped pasta for every holiday, a week ago or so we had snowflake shaped pasta! can u not get it where u are?

honestly i don’t remember everything we had, my mom ordered it all. i know we had chicken tikka masala, butter chicken, palak paneer, some sort of veg curry thing? lots of naan….. a couple other things i don’t rly remember what they were sorry. i’ve liked every indian dish i’ve ever tried tho!

yessss well spanish is our official second language, there are a loooot of spanish speakers here, and there were a lot when i grew up on the west coast bc we border mexico. so california has a lot of mexicans. i would be so anxious moving to a country where i didn’t speak their language well, im so impressed by immigrants that come to the states and anyone who moves somewhere like that! it must be soooo hard.

yesss we’re very close, and i’ll def send pics of stuff off anon! and pls, we joke all the time that my family is SO similar to the dunphys lol. i did dress up for halloween! i was like a dark fairy. i’ll tell u my ig after and u can see the costume if u want ^-^ it snowed where i USED to live, and hopefully i’ll move again soon to where it snows again, but rn i live somewhere hot and i hate it. my dog’s name is oliver! very basic unfortunately i was not in charge of the name lol but oli suits him too. do u have any pets? christmas tree farms and pumpkin patches are so funnn, if u ever visit the states during holiday season i will take u to do those things u can tag along with the modern family gang lol

ooo i would enjoy working at an ice rink! i love being in there. i’d be annoyed stuck working when i wanna skate tho ngl.

there’s a big chinese new year festival here in a couple of weeks im excited for!! i would lovveee to go to some indian holiday festivals too, they always look so so festive and fun! i do not have a partner, i have been single my whole life, which rly adds to my yearning writer vibes lol. i spend valentine’s day with my family and we get each other gifts, my mom gets rly into EVERY holiday so we decorate and get themed foods and treats, and then later my parents go out to dinner and my sister and i have a self care night.

for italian food in boston, i always get a margherita pizza and just like pasta pomodoro, but last time i had a pizza with goat cheese and caramelised onion

and arugula and it was absolutely incredible. i also have a lot of cannolis and tiramisu :P i go to boston every so often, it’s actually a small possibility i will move there this year? but im not 100% that’s happening yet so im trying not to get my hopes up too much. it’s very cool there tho one of my fav places.

i feel like i’m doing all the talking when i should be asking u questions !! what’s smth good that happened to u this week? anything ur looking forward to? only a week until i reveal my identity! tho i have a feeling u already know who it is based on smth that i know 👀

happy thursday hehe ❄️

hiiiii hellooo sorry for the late reply x

i knew how big christmas is for u so i assumed u were having a lovely time with ur family! very pleased to hear that it went lovely! how was watching the holiday this year? 👀 ooh i love perfumes, do u have a signature perfume/scent that u always use or are u more the experimental kind? i love love love plushies and i demand a picture when u are off anon <3 just today i went and got myself a blue penguin. i saw her last week and was contemplating whether to bring her home and today i finally said fuck it i'm getting her and i was SO lucky because it was the last blue one in that size so here u go say hello to zula 💙

i feel u so much about the age thing because it hit me out of nowhere when i was 23 and i just felt too much™ about being 23. like just a complex web of untangled emotions and i couldn't believe i was 23. turning 21 in the pandemic really did a number on me huh 😬 and 24 came with a very settled feeling of how i just can not wait for my 30s like i'm looking forward to it SO much. am i right to assume that ur birthday is june 1st? 👀 my sister's birthday is in june too!

it genuinely is so funny that account because it mashes up all the popular bollywood songs to really good kpop choreos. i remember seeing some with bts on there! i found two videos here and here both songs are very popular in india! i think i remember my sister explaining to me how the kpop industry works. correct me if i'm work, but it's usually these entertainment companies that aspiring artists register to and go through rigourous training before getting put together as a band right? a friend of mine who is a bts fan explained to me how there's different lines based on the vocal skills within a band! oh my god 13 members sounds like a lot 😭 i would need so much time to be able to recognise and differentiate each member but doesn't it make the music very chaotic with the vocals? i think i have an odd mutual or two who's into kpop but i'm completely blanking on who rn 😭 honestly it doesn't sound dramatic at all because i completely get the feeling (i'm a 1d girlie after all 😬) and i love how music has this ability to intertwine with ur life! ooh i love the song titles that u mentioned i'll definitely check them out and get back to u 👀 have u been able to pick up on korean since getting into kpop?

i love how ur parents put so much thought into naming u and came up with a creative name because flower of the sea and sky sounds! so! amazing! i was just talking to my mum last night about baby names because we have naming ceremony coming up in our family and i asked my mum whether they gave that much thought into naming me and my sister and she was like nope 😬 although! i have never met a single person with my name so that's a win for me <3

yeah i only just started drinking this year and i really like some gins and ciders but i can never become a beer person 🫡 i love how u are saying 19/20 is underage because in india technically 21 is the legal drinking age but everyone starts drinking wayyy before that and in the uk it's 16 😭 i've never really gotten drunk and from everyone's experiences i don't intend to either. i get u about wine making u sleepy though because whenever i have had alcohol i get so sleepy too! what's ur favourite tea? do u like herbal ones?

i have actually never tried pineapple on pizza but i'm surprised by how many of my friends actually do like it. i'm in general not a pineapple fan though :( and i'm a mushroom hater (i also found out im allergic in the weirdest possible way 😬) but my go to toppings are onions, peppers, jalapenos and olives! snowflake pasta oh my god that is so cute!! pls send me a picture if u have one <3 i actually haven't looked around for different shapes of pasta yet so i'm gonna do that next time im out grocery shopping!

all of those dishes are definitely india's popular ones so u definitely had some of the best ones and im so glad to hear u liked it!!! i know u mentioned tea so if u get a chance u should definitely try masala chai!

i actually didn't know that spanish is the official second language! i'm only just learning spanish now and i'm honestly so glad that the people here have been so warm and welcoming towards me while i learn a whole new language!

exactly u guys sound so much like the dunphys and i love that for u!! ooh a dark fairy! was it inspired by any of ur favourite characters or was it an original outfit? and yes i'd love to be besties on insta too 💖

oh u missed snow this year :( here's me manifesting snow for u next year with snowflake pasta and soup 💖 oliver is a cute name i like it!! say hello to oli from me 💙

i don't have any pets yet but i do intend to adopt cat by 2027 so let's see how that goes 🫡 i would looveee to join u guys for all the fun festive activities it sounds so warm and filled with joy <3 working at the ice rink was fun but listening to the same christmas playlist made me go insane 😬

ah very excited for the chinese festival! let me know how it goes! and honestly u should see at least one of our festivals because we are very loud celebrators 🫣 god i feel u on the yearning because it's been too long™ for me too, i've always been single and i better get a girlfriend in 2025 because what is this 😭 i loveeee ur valentines celebration tradition because it is filled with so much love!

honestly pomodoro goes really hard and omg i love goat's cheese and caramelised onion and especially if it's a thin crust pizza with some rockets on it, it's so so good! i tried cannolis once and i didn't much like it🫣 but i do loveeee tiramisu!

i'm actually hearing so much praise about boston recently that i want to visit it now! seed wrote about boston so fondly and noah kahan also loves boston and now u are mentioning moving there! manifesting it so so much for u! does it snow in boston?

oh no u are not doing too much talking, this is definitely a two way street and i love chatting to u too! i went to get some clothes and then of course i got zula the blue penguin so i'm very happy about that! i'm getting a laptop for my sister and we finally managed to select one and my parents should be getting it by tomorrow so very excited for her!

also oh my god my perception of time is so off rn thank u for reminding me that we're supposed to reveal ourselves soon because otherwise i'd just continue to yap on anon (and hehe i do think i know who u are and i kinda figured it out around ur second message itself 👀)

hope u had a very lovely weekend and hope ur new years celebrations are filled with joy 💖

[anthologyoflucas]

Songs I know that spell my url, with lyrics that relate to my character

Tagged by: Stole it from @galaxyinfinitum

All Is Found - Evan Rachel Wood: “Yes, she will sing to those who'll hear, And in her song, all magic flows. But can you brave what you most fear? Can you face what the river knows?”

(The)Next Right Thing - Kristin Bell: “This grief has a gravity, it pulls me down. But a tiny voice whispers in my mind, "You are lost, hope is gone, but you must go on and do the next right thing"”

Tomorrow - Annie 2012: “The sun'll come out tomorrow. Oh, you gotta hang on 'til tomorrow, come what may! Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you, tomorrow, You're always a day away!”

Here Comes A Thought - SU: “Take a moment, remind yourself, to take a moment and find yourself. Take a moment and ask yourself, “If this is how we fall apart””

Opportunity - Annie 2012: “Now look at me and this opportunity, It's standing right in front of me. But one thing I know, it's only part luck and so I'm putting on my best show!”

Lily - Alan Walker: “Now and then, she tried to run, and then on a night with the setting sun, she went in the woods away, so afraid, all alone”

Out Through The Curtain - The Hush Sound: “Salt-tasting tears, they roll off of my lips, one for each day I'm inside this house, it's a trap. One I can't quite escape so pretend it's the place that I love.”

Go Tell Aunt Rhody - RE7: “I was raised in a deep and dark hole. A prisoner with no parole. They locked me up and took my soul, Shamed of what they'd made.”

You Are The Moon - The Hush Sound: “Darkness, darkness everywhere, do you feel alone? The subtle grace of gravity, the heavy weight of stone.”

One Foot - Walk The Moon: “Oh, through the wilderness. You and I, we're walking, through the emptiness. Oh, my heart is a mess. Is it the only defense against the wilderness?”

Fight Song - Rachel Platten: “My power's turned on. Starting right now I'll be strong. I'll play my fight song, and I don't really care if nobody else believes, 'cause I've still got a lot of fight left in me.”

Lights - Ellie Goulding: “You show the lights that stop me turn to stone, You shine it when I'm alone. And so I tell myself that I'll be strong, and dreaming when they're gone!”

Unraveled - Ok Goodnight: “Shall I stay to shelter the ghost you left here? Or can I break, the loneliest cycle you've ever seen?”

Change - SU: “I can make a promise. I can make a plan. I can make a difference. I can take a stand. I can make an effort, if I only understand, that I, I can make a change!”

Alone Pt. II - Alan Walker: “Then I saw your face, your forgiving eyes, looking back at me from the other side. Like you understood me, and I'm never letting you go.”

Safe and Sound - Taylor Swift: I remember tears streaming down your face when I said, “I'll never let you go.” When all those shadows almost killed your light. I remember you said, “don't leave me here alone.” But all that's dead and gone and passed tonight.”

Tagging: steal it if you want to!

[professorsaber]

Thank you, @bg-sparrow!

1) Spell your name in songs

In all honesty, I’m reluctant to do this, since I’m very protective about my real name. It’s unusual (especially since the combo with my last name is multi-ethnic and seems to be utterly unique) and it feels like giving it out is 90% of the way to just giving you my home address and Social Security number.

But my blog says “you can call me John,” so I’ll use that! (Actually “Johnny,” so I can include my favorite song ever.)

Jessie’s Girl by Rick Springfield

Ocean Avenue by Yellowcard

Head Over Feet by Alanis Morissette

Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley

Nowhere Generation by Rise Against

You Get What You Give by New Radicals

This was so hard I couldn’t believe it! “J” was the hardest! My real name would include Read My Mind by The Killers, All You Wanted by Michelle Branch, Iris by Goo Goo Dolls, and possibly Castles by Freya Ridings.

2) Why did you choose your URL?

When I joined Tumblr I used a random username generator, and one of the ones it came up with was “saber_professor.” I thought it sounded better reversed, so that became my username.

3) What is your middle name?

See #1 for my reluctance with this, too. I picked my grandfather’s name when I was in 6th grade or so, but I feel like it may have been a mistake, since it feels awkward saying it next to my first name.

So I'll tell a story instead: I was born not a junior but one of those half-juniors with the same first and last name as my father but a different middle name. But my parents’ relationship fell apart when I was a baby and he was never a part of my life, so I was always called “[middle name] [mom’s last name],” and I eventually chose her father’s name to be my “real” middle name.

Then I applied for a learner’s permit and, despite being called “[birth middle name] [mom’s last name]” my entire life, including by the school system, my name was still legally “[birth father’s first name] [birth father’s last name].” So I had to go through a lengthy legal process so my eventual driver’s license would have the name I was called on it!

(I’m cis if you can believe it!)

4) If you could be any mythical creature, what would you be?

A question I’ve never been asked or thought about! For some reason I keep thinking of the (garden) gnomes in this book I read when I was in middle school. I can’t really think of anything else, other than I’d want to be humanoid. Maybe hobbits? An underground house seems nice.

So let's say a hobbit, or dwarf if that's not mythical enough.

5) Favorite color?

My traditional answer is sky blue. I’m not sure how true it is anymore, but if it’s not true anymore, I don’t have an answer.

6) Song you love right now?

In all honesty, Fall Out Boy’s cover of “We Didn’t Start The Fire.” I also like that I know, and was alive for, every single event in it! (The original had only like one event I was alive for, I was too young to remember, and even when I read the lyrics I didn’t know like 40% of them.)

7) Top four fandoms?

Back to the Future

Doctor Who

Star Trek (historically)

Heroes (back in the day)

8) Tag nine people

@clara-is-brave

@daryfromthefuture

@universe-on-her-shoulders

@mythical-bookworm

@knickynoo

@alex-a-fans

@cosmicallyavg

@jayisnotdrawing

@thirteensfavoritetoy

Get To Know Me Tag Game

(Thank you, @inevitablemoment!)

1) Spell your name in songs (Taking these songs from my "Smile Guaranteed" playlist - AKA songs that immediately make me go "Ooo!" and turn it up)

Everything is AWESOME!!! (feat. The Lonely Island) by Tegan and Sara

Real Gone by Sheryl Crow

I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing by Aerosmith

Captain Hampton and the Midget Pirates! by The Aquabats

Ain't No Easy Way by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

2) Why did you choose your URL?

It has been my fanfic pen name since 2004. The first published fanfic I wrote was for the Pirates of the Caribbean fandom, and it was a ridiculous crackfic about Jack, Will, and Elizabeth running around the 21st century with me and my two best friends. When they said goodbye at the end, they each gave us a pirate name. Jack gave me the name Black Grace, so "BG Sparrow" I be! I could never part ways with it at this point.

3) What is your middle name?

Dawn. And I don't like it. Makes me feel like some braided pigtail 12-year-old in Little House on the Prairie, and that's just not my vibe. My sister won the middle name game with "Linette".

4) If you could be any mythical creature, what would you be?

A mythical creature... I must admit, I have never been asked this. I'm boring in this way, but something humanoid. Powerful. Maybe immortal. Fairy? Yeah, let's go with fairy. I've always loved the message of how powerful belief is in Peter Pan.

5) Favorite color?

Brown. I know, right? Five-year-old me is screwing up her face screaming, "You could pick any of the gorgeous colors in the entire universe, and you picked brown?" Yeah, I did. Blues/teals/aquas have always drawn me in and still do, but brown wins out by a small margin.

6) Song you love right now?

The most recent additions to my Annual Awesome: 2023 playlist include Death Drive by junodream (My No Pines Marty anthem) and Dancing With Your Ghost by Sasha Alex Sloan. Also listening to the score for Lawmen: Bass Reeves by Chanda Dancy right now because for some reason, the scores from these Tyler Sheridan shows fuel my 1885 BttF stories like none other, and I need a new one to attach to Once Upon a Time in the North as I write it. So far so good!

7) Top four fandoms?

Back to the Future

Pirates of the Caribbean

Iron Man

National Treasure (back in the day)

8) Tag nine people

@odddelorean

@brinkle-brackle

@bri-to-the-future

@synthsays

@fiddlstyx

@marielle-heller

@additionaladdams

@mythical-bookworm

@professorsaber

[skeletonthecreator]

♧ i do not want to send you an ask so bad btw. i want to send you an ask a normal amount fuck u

JASDKHFJGSFH im sure. fuck you to

You’re my: Homie/close friend and Worstie

How I met you: oh god. so long ago. rangers apprentice server

Why I follow you: bc worstie and also based

Your blog is: amazing and i use it as my dashboard also

Your URL is: very cool but once again yall with the xs in there i can never remember how to spell it

Your icon is: very cool ring of flowers? i think???

A random fact I know about you: charl i hope it was you who sent this ask bc if not then this is wildly off but you like to beatbox. just like the jo *gunshot*

General opinion: rage kill murder but also bestie :D

A random thought I have: gay ppl :/

[order-of-river-phoenix]

Better Off As Lovers; Josh Ray Person

Fandom: HBO War; Generation Kill

A/N: hi hello how are ya? I’ve arisen. Ik I’ve got some requests piled up and I will get around to them, a couple of them I started working on forever ago. I just wanted to do a little self-indulgent writing to get me going. Also I tried to make this as gender neutral as possible but if anyone had any critiques pls let me know!

Warnings: dumb boy syndrome and some language

Taglist: @stressedinadress @hellitwasyoufirstsergeant @ricksmorty @hbohmygodx @meteora-fc @vintagelavenderskies @hoosiers-hoe @mavysnavy @inglourious-imagines @warrior-healer @joe-webgott @hannahbear1 @punkgeekcryptid

**reminder: if you’ve since changed your name/url please either let me know so I can change it or change it at the link in my description; ALSO feel free to add/remove yourself as you wish**

__________

"Don't expect me to send you any heartfelt letters about how much I miss you," Ray teased.

"Why because you won't miss me or because you think it's dumb to write letters?"

"Both."

You punched his shoulder, knowing at least one of those wasn't true. "Please. If anything, I won't be missing you. I'll finally be able to lead a peaceful life. I mean, I'm still banned from half the grocery stores in the county—because of you, I might add—"

"Technicality," he interrupted. "You're still banned. Doesn't matter if I had anything to do with it."

"Whatever." You rolled your eyes, and you both laughed, but your chest was growing a little tight. You weren't going to say it out loud though. "Take care of yourself. I have no doubt they'll kick your ass in boot camp."

"Don't worry about my ass, Y/N." Ray was grinning now. "Although," he craned his neck around to try and peek at his backside, "I can see why you would."

You had never wanted to kiss Josh Ray Person before in your life, and you'd known him for most of it. But right now, with the thought of him being gone, a small part of you wished it would happen. A bigger, much more reasonable part reminded you why that would be a very bad idea.

"Hey," he said, his voice softening slightly at your change in expression. "No sad goodbyes, remember?"

You blinked away any sadness forming in your eyes and threw him a dumb, cheesy smile. "Do I have to spell it out for you, Ray? I'm not sad."

"Oh okay." He pulled you in for a hug, and you welcomed the embrace. "Well, if you ever do get sad and miss me, I left a copy of the band's demo in your car for you."

_____four years later_____

Ray kept himself awake with caffeine and thoughts of being home.

Both amusing and grating to everyone else, when it came to Ray, with thinking came talking. "And my best friend, Y/N—don't worry, Brad, I still love you—decided to ride around the grocery store in a cart, paddling along with a broom. We weren't allowed to even be in the Save-A-Lot parking lot for two years."

He knew if you had been there you would have corrected him. It hadn't been your idea. He dared you, and you could never turn down a dare. That was one of the foundations of your friendship.

"So... Y/N is the one you're dating right?" Trombley questioned from the back.

Ray resisted the urge to throw a confused look at the kid. However, he had to keep his eyes somewhat focused on the road ahead. "What? No. Y/N's been my best friend forever."

"Oh. Well, you talk about Y/N more than your girlfriend," Trombley noted.

"What? That's not true," Ray scoffed. "Brad, tell them that's not true."

"Person, I can't even remember your girlfriend's name, but I'm quite certain I met Y/N."

"What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? I just have more stories with Y/N because I've known them longer." Ray huffed a few things to himself about how ridiculous this was and how you two were basically siblings.

"It would make complete sense for you to be dating someone that was related to you," Brad slyly added in response to Ray's mumbling.

"Now you're just being obscene. We're not related, and besides, I'm not from that kind of town."

"Ray, you come from a whiskey tango hick town where couples meet at family reunions, and you're living proof." Brad blinked maybe twice while delivering this blow. "Now tell us more about the person you're not dating."

__________

You happened to be outside your own parent's home when a car stopped at the curb. You squinted, trying to see who was inside.

"Ray? That you?" you called as he rounded in front of the car to where you stood in the yard.

"The one and only."

"Well, I'll be damned. How long you been home?" You made your way to him and greeted him with a hug. Even after only brief visits over the last few years, he was still your best friend.

"Just got back today. I stopped by my parents' first and figured I'd find you somewhere."

"And you found me. How are you?" You knew that whatever his answer was, it would only be a partial truth.

"Not bad. Happier now that I've can shit in a familiar toilet.”

You laughed, knowing he’d prefer that over whatever concerns you had for him. “So—“

“I love you,” he interrupted.

Whatever you had been about to say had dissipated from your thoughts like vapor. “I... I love you too.” You frowned, realizing this was a strange moment.

That was always an unspoken truth between you two. Neither of you had ever needed to say it.

A wide grin spread across his face. And maybe... relief? “Thank God. I thought you were going to punch me.”

“I may still,” you warned, though your smile called you a liar.

“Well, while you decide on that, do you want to come over for dinner tonight?”

“Did you ask me out on a date?”

“I mean, it’ll be at my parents’ house, and my family will be there.” Ray was rarely flustered but appeared to be a little pink in the cheeks now. “But we can do something alone after.”

“That sounds nice.”

“Any time with you is a nice time,” he beamed.

You groaned and squeezed his shoulder, falling back into your comfortable back and forth. “Don’t go corny on me, Ray. Tell me I’m stupid or something.”

“You’re stupid cute.”

Internally wincing, you weren’t sure if the cringing truly outweighed how endearing it was to hear him do anything other than jokingly tease you. “What time do I need to be there?”

“Be ready by 5. I’ll pick you up.”

“Classy.”

“You sound surprised.”

“Ray, you never fail to surprise me.”

[celebrity-conductor-asks]

Well heck you for calling me a Peasant- I'm now changing the url for that comment

🛡️: Now look at what you did. You upset this person.

⚔️: Hehehe. I apologize if I upset you, truly. I didn’t mean it in a bad way.

🔽: Eh. To be fair, calling anyone a “peasant” is an insult by default. Even words like “plebeian” and “commoner”. You’re basically telling people that they’re the lowest class, no matter how you spin it.

🔽: I get that you sometimes call us “peasant” and all that. And we may not be royals by blood, so we’re not exactly considered “high class” in your point of view, but we can still kick your ass for being an asshole.

⚔️: Oh? And we can get you in trouble if you even have the goal of doing such!

🔽: You two are criminals living on this subway with us.

⚔️: And we’re royalty. You have NO idea what it’s like to be a king! We quite literally have the power to do as we please. We cannot even be arrested!

🛡️: Uh… didn’t we… give the royal title to the new Champion of Galar?

⚔️: That we did, yes. But we’re still entitled as the “proper“ rulers. The Champion is busy with… champion things. I don’t think they genuinely wish to be burdened with being a ruler of their whole region.

🔼: Wait so… you two gave someone the title of being royalty? Making you two formal royals. And… now you’re claiming that you two are still royalty?

⚔️: Well, theoretically, there’s still blue blood in our veins. And we still have access to all our royal things. So… I suppose the champion would be seen as us “giving” them the same title as us. Just… without the trouble of being royalty…? Uh…

🔼: … Pardon my language, but that’s just spelling ass backwards.

🔽: Wait, what do you mean by “without the trouble of being royalty”?

⚔️: Hm… You know, doing all the necessary paperwork, among similar monarchy things and rules. The Champion is allowed to do anything as they please.

🔼: Uh… And you’re a king as you said? Wouldn’t that make your younger brother a prince or something? Since I heard you two refer to yourselves as both kings. And… isn’t it usually the oldest one to be titled king while other siblings are either princes or princesses?

⚔️: … You’re somewhat correct, usually it’s the eldest that becomes king. But dual monarchy is still possible, just very rare. If I wish to share the throne with my brother, then I shall do it.

🔽: I thought… kings had to get married to become one.

⚔️: No, although marriage and having kids are encouraged to continue the royal line. And it’s not like we can marry anyone willy-nilly! We need approval from our… well, previous monarchy.

🔽: You… you just claimed that you're a king. And now you’re saying there’s another monarchy in your bloodline? That makes you a bloody prince if-

🛡️: Emmet… He… We never said there was another monarchy than us. It’s just us. We inherit the throne now.

🔽: Oh… So what happens then?

🛡️: Well… we can either get permission from another monarchy or our family… or simply marry as we see fit due to these circumstances. Although permission would be better.

🔽: Ah. I see. Now I have another question about royals.

⚔️: Emmet, we don’t have all day.

🔽: And you live here on the subway with us, as I said before.

🔽: Anyway, this is the last question I have, I promise. So can you royals uh… date a “commoner”? As you put it. Or do you HAVE to date other royals? Same thing if you royals can date the same gender.

⚔️: … Why on earth would you need to know that?

🛡️: Uh, well, dating another royal is preferred. But we can still marry lower classes, we just require blessings from the monarchy. And… for the same gender, it varies between which monarchy you ask. But it’s fine for us. Why do you want to know that?

🔽: Well, seeing that you both crush on lower classes. I thought it would be interesting for you guys to admit that, in fact, you two can date those people.

⚔️: Oh haha, very funny.

🔽: … What was this conversation about again? I don’t remember.

🛡️: It was originally about my brother calling someone a “peasant”.

🔽: Ah. Right. Apologize you ass.

⚔️: I already did.

🔽: Oh, okay, nevermind then.

🔽: By the way, can you royals have jobs?

⚔️: EMMET, I SWEAR-