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paintedcrows · 2 months ago

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Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

#DID ANYONE TELL HIM. DOES MR NERD KNOW THEY MADE LIVE ACTION LORD OF THE RINGS MOVIES #FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING CAME OUT IN 2001 DOES HE KNOW. HAS HE WATCHED THEM #more importantly the HOBBIT came out in december of 2012. meaning Ford came back JUST in time to watch it in theatres #which I choose to believe he and Dipper did do. I'm gonna draw that actually. Those nerds love Tolkien you cant tell me otherwise #stanford pines #ford pines #grunkle ford #dipper pines #mason pines #gravity falls #GF fanart #fan art #fanart #digital art #comic #silly #my art

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goldensunset · 5 days ago

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you! tumblr user!

#peach rambles #hall of fame i guess #why does this one have more notes than the other one?#also yes i am as shocked as you all are that this whole time he wasn’t standing upright and looking up at the camera LOL

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valdotpng · 21 days ago

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an accomplice turned victim his apology, long overdue

#mouthwashing #mouthwashing game #anya mouthwashing #curly mouthwashing #jimmy mouthwashing #long post #art.png #ask to tag #'anything' he says. 'anything.'#yet he does nothing #what a nightmare

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swan2swan · 4 months ago

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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

#the ship overall is C to A tier #but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A #titan ae #titan a.e.#cale #akima #it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space #that would be enough that's a point there #then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING #sharing their food #that's another one #and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself #so that's a third point #and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point #and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point #and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD #which is a SIXTH point #and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him #IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO #do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin #they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH #fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH

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kensatou · 6 months ago

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MONKEY MAN (2024)

#augh it was so good i couldn't stop thinking about it #and also i need to rewatch it because i kept getting distracted by dev patel's big beautiful eyes.....#does he have a licence for those #the mythology the politics the sectarian strife the hijra community and outsiders... he wove so many things together so beautifully #and also. he gave us an adorable dog. which is necessary to me.#and also he took his shirt off multiple times.#monkey man #dev patel #vipin sharma #spoilers #long post #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia

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tuttle-did-it · 4 months ago

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David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

#Fuck your Rowling #Fuck terfs #David Tennant #Fuck Harry Potter #And everyone who watches Rowling’s new Harry Potter show #little whinging fuckers #gender taliban?#have you completely lost your mind JKR #maybe just stop being a little whinging fucker JKR #if he's smart he would never want this job because it's a horrible one but we'd be so much better off with a sane person in charge #But seriously Rowling are you okay?#does she look tired to you?#well I guess this has broken containment #He didn’t actually say you’re name JKR #he just called out transphobes and you assumed he was talking about you #which says you know exactly what you are and identify as a transphobe #says a lot #described

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ghostvibesonly · 8 days ago

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“how will you sleep at night?”

“next to my wife”

THE WAY I SCREAMED

#HOW DOES HE TOP HIMSELF EVERY TIME #spoilers #epic the musical spoilers #the vengeance saga #epic vengeance saga #epic the musical #epic odysseus #epic poseidon

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orcboxer · 6 months ago

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For about 6 years now I've had a running gag with one of my cousins where, once every like 6 months or so, I'll find a way to insert a certain mental image into the conversation. The mental image is "a pile of toilets in an elevator, which closes and then goes up." I do this as naturally as possible. I'll construct an entire scripted conversation path with the express intention of leading into an opportunity for me to say "a pile of toilets in an elevator, which closes and then goes up." I have talked other people who aren't me into integrating the phrase into their conversations with him just once. He fucking hates it. He has threatened to kill me about it. I let so much time pass between instances that he never sees it coming. Because he knows that the only way to see it coming is to integrate into his brain the expectation that at any point, any conversation may suddenly turn out to be a toilet-elevator trap. And that's a fucking insane way to live.

#orcspeak #he does the same type of shit back it's great

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m3djed · 10 months ago

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"he would not fucking say that" but you ever be looking at fanart and suddenly its "he would not fucking have abs"

#txt #guys. guys this is not about hcs. do you hear me this is about when a guy with no logical reason to have abs is drawn like a hollister model #like when a guy who does nothing but go to coffee shops and read books is drawn with abs like hes been hiking mountains and climbing trees #do you hear me are you hearing me

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captainsaltypear · 10 months ago

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IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

#hazbin hotel #huskerdust #hazbin husker #hazbin angel dust #hazbin angeldust #angeldust #husker #hazbin husk #look man im all for overlord husk but EXCUSE ME????????#WHERE DID THIS COME FROM #I LITERALLY YELLED W H A T AT MY COMPUTER SCREEN WHEN HE SAID THIS #I KNEW HUSK WAS STRONGER THAN HE LET ON BUT AN OVERLORD???????#GURL??????????#DAMN SON #THIS new piece of information caught me so offguard that i was still reeling from it even after the emotional bomb that was loser baby #anyways huskerdust truthers how are we feeling #HOW DOES VICTORY FEEL #NO LONGER CRACKSHIP BROTHERS #WE'RE REAL #AND IM FEELING SO GOOD ABOUT IT #anwyways im doing very emotionally good how are you guys #im...gonna put a hiatus my own personal webcomic to cry over this for the next 6 months #girls help #keith david...........im so sorry i ever doubted you he ATE THAT UPPPP #hazbin hotel spoilers #pear post #scheeze art

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noodles-and-tea · 2 months ago

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Continuation of this

#trying to write bills cipher in character is harder than it looks #I HAD to finish this comic but I have so many other things to do so now I gotta go do that #it’s nearly 1am help #my art #gravity falls #twins in time au #Stan pines #Stanley pines #bill cipher #I think the idea of bill weaponising Stans fear of losing his brother is so interesting a concept #especially because he literally does lose him in the future #baby Stan having to atone for the actions of his future self when he just wants his cool brother to like him #:((((

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watmalik · 3 months ago

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HE’S A GREAT WHAT—?

#but how does he know…unless!!#canon poolverine? yeah #i don’t take these types of jokes lightly mr huge. hence it can’t be a joke! IT MUSNT #hugh jackman #deadpool and wolverine #ryan reynolds #Deadpool 3 #logan howlett #logan x wade #Wade Wilson #Deadpool #Wolverine #deadpool x wolverine

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platoapproved · 4 months ago

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What was that you said about memory? "A monster," was it?

#iwtvedit #iwtv #interview with the vampire #louis de pointe du lac #armand #lestat de lioncourt #daniel molloy #anyway obviously these are at different periods and contexts in their lives but nonetheless #i'm fascinated by the different versions of characters we see filtered through who is telling the story at that moment #how they remember themselves and how they remember others #and the gaps in this set are just as interesting! season 3 maybe i can do a follow up #how does lestat see himself. how does he see armand or louis #how would daniel see him? etc

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mihotose · 8 months ago

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always brother

#gemitus #disco elysium #this is the check where harry can deduce annette is biting her nails but tbh what does thinking about killing famous people #have to do with the odds. is he just too distracted by thinking of killing famous people to pay attention

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kensatou · 2 months ago

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meanwhile notes put up by the guy hired by my dad to help with foreign guests at his little ryokan in rural japan (“my english is not perfect,” said the guy earnestly. “but i think i can always get the meaning across.” “great,” said my dad. “that’s all that matters.”):

#i saw that tweet and immediately had to message him: remember toilet hole????#this was about ten years ago but the most important thing you should know is:#he now does interpretation/translation for the local government #twitter #japan

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