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[asillylittlecreature]

hell ye

[dark-side-of-the-moon-ody]

So did the rock get stuck in her throat or did she wreck her throat swallowing it to lose her voice

also, might want to get her to apollo or something if it's bad

"She swallowed it and her Vocal chords are screwed. I'm a medic, I can probably handle it... better than the rest of the Crew's suggestions."

"I'm just sayi-"

"WE ARE NOT GETTING HER DRUNK."

[purpledraccoon]

Yeah man I'm so normal definitely not thinking of another future man au that won't make sense except to me

[stadam]

❝ i'm like, THEE dilf of all time. ❞

[moonysfavoritetoast]

didn’t eat lunch cause i felt icky until literally the end and im. not hungry still

[rocketbirdie]

What are ur ff7 ships? All preferably but if u don't wanna just ignore this!

99% zakkura 35% aerti 0.2% kunzack. but don't be fooled. the kunzack is the active ingredient

[ninjago-drabbles]

Writing in my polyninja AU has made me finally come to terms with the fact that I vibe heavily with literally every pairing in there EXCEPT lava and tbh, I feel GUILT abt it. I'm so sorry boys. I'll still let you make out during the group sex I promise.

(Pls someone convinced me otherwise)

[princeloww]

going to start a fanpage called davidtennant.co.uk

[cloudcentury]

I’m too shy

[kaleb-is-definitely-sane]

You doing okay champ? You've reblogged "I want to be great or nothing" five times in a row.

Was it five? Huh. It was supposed to be seven.

In all seriousness tho, I am doing okay. That scene just speaks to me as a creator on the deepest level imaginable. I really do was not to be great or die trying.

[thestrangestthlng]

Do you ever think about how Tommy’s was the first name spoken aloud on 911?

Cuz I do.

[dark-side-of-the-moon-ody]

*There was a long sharp blade pressed against his back.* “So.. what bitches baby is that? Bc I know it ain’t mine.” *When he looked it was his wife, Ctimene. 4’11 and the angry of a bull.*

*The blade was pressed on his back, right where if she stabbed through it would paralyze him from the wait down.. she was very serious too..*

-those who know..

Eurylochus laughed nervously. He wanted to show her the baby in a much different way than this, and he'd personally curse the fates themselves for doing this to him. He kept the infant close, he didn't need it freaking out right now.

"Haha... Ctimene, my love! I was about to take him to you." He forced himself to smile, he needed to act calmly if he wanted to sleep on the bed tonight. "You see, I... don't know." He pulled the baby closer. "Some awful parent must have just left him om the ship for some reason."

[nathanbatemanfucker]

ignoring the fact that danny has made eye contact with kendall jenner

[gay--dog]

also the gumi design is taking a while cause i havbe to draw the worlds most fuckass instrument

[lemonadesys]

:) <- I really like him

↑ him i like him very much

[heel-samizayn]

DUSTIN RHODES - wcw clash of champions xv (1991)