#( you get the first kissy icon. )

[miasudare]

THEORY TIME! (In a delusional way)

(Poppy Playtime / I don't really know the lore so sorry about it from the start)

I'm gonna keep it short. We shouldn't trust Poppy at all.

Start:

What did the toys in the factory did on hour of joy? They killed the humans and got rid of them. Why? Because humans were experimenting on them. On kids. So to defend themselves they kicked them all out / killed them. And now years later while nothing is wrong, when all the toys are just doing the thing they do Poppy lures/gets a human and especially someone who worked there.

Who's to blame?

Well, we know that Poppy's been locked up. By who? Not by 1006 or Catnap, no scratch marks in her room. And it can't be Huggy because from what we saw from Kissy, they move in a very limited way. It wouldn't be too easy to lock with a such little key. Maybe Mommy Longlegs? She seemed to have fully control over all her parts and easily took care of Poppy. But we can't really know. What we can know is that who called us to the factory. And I'll tell ya, it was Ollie. We already know it can't be Catnap, Huggy or Kissy. Can't hold a pen. And why would 1006 bring a human just to watch chaos? He wouldn't gain anything. Poppy was already locked up. We don't know what kind of relationship Ollie and Poppy has but they sure love helping each other. Ollie wanted to get Poppy out so he wrote to us.

Now, we have 2 people to not trust. First of all, why does Poppy wants to get out of the factory? What would she even be able to do out there? If she was really just tired of the experiments like she said ("the people who once hurt us, who once hurt you!") she wouldn't be this determined to go out. Out there people would experiment on her again now wouldn't they? And Ollie, he helps us until one point. We have no real info about him or where the hell he is.

And the Prototype? Like Dogday said "The prototype is his god (...) These little toys follow Catnap to avoid their very fate- and in return, they are fed." Prototype helps and takes care of the toys who don't side with Poppy at all. 1006 is the God of the toys in the factory. Catnap was greatfull, obedient until his last breath. Because he believed in his god. And who knows? Maybe, Prototype puts them back together?

Why did mommy do that?

Now wouldn't you be angry. Notice how the toys don't attack each other at all? (Except Mommy's poor victims and Catnap to Dogday) Because they know they won't get hurt from another toy. And in fact, in Mommy Longlegs' wiki it's stated that she used the dead bodies of the scientist to feed the starving experiments. The toys were happy. But you'll say "What about what mommy did to the other Huggies/Bunzo?". She just got rid of them because they failed to keep the human away. To her, they were helping the human and you can't have traitors right? And there's also what she has with 1006. She stopped believing in him. She was so scared in the grinder, screaming and realizing what her disloyalty was going to cost her. She knew Prototype wouldn't hurt her if she continued to believe in him but she also knew that Prototype did punish the traitors. Iconic right, Bunzo and Huggies?

Poor Dogday?

"What about Dogday and Catnap? Why did Catnap did that to Dogday?" Well then again, Dogday knows Poppy right? Means he met her before and possibly helped her to get them all (toys) out. Of course it would be understandable if Catnap tried to keep the only person he knew was alive from falling in Poppy's plan. Even tho we don't have much to prove Dogday and Catnap were close but we're gonna assume by their clear opposite acts. You know the "Sun & Moon" "Good & Bad" "Cats & Dogs" Hell, even their colours are the opposite of each other. (even tho it's actually blue-orange, purple-yellow) Catnap was trying to protect(?) Maybe he wanted Dogday to give up so 1006 wouldn't have to kill him. We know Catnap would've tried to educate Dogday about his God. That's how a religion works. You spread it around. Maybe, just by a little chance, Catnap wanted Dogday to join the life they tried to make in this ruined factory. And also just like in the music video "Sleep Well by Cg5" we get to see Catnap actually being worried that a human was back. All he wanted was going to get scrapped. Away from humans, just toys. Not to mention we don't really know if Dogday really died. I mean, just a 30 cm tall toys crawling inside a half organ filled plush dog's body. How dead he ca- Ok he sounds fucking dead. Meh, 1006 would put him back together with Catnap later?

Crawling plush babies!!! (Side note)

I don't have much to say about them, this is just an additional idea. I think they represent the loneliness everyone feels. "Watching, waiting, hungry" starving like every other experiment. All the toys who feels the fear. "They want nothing more than to eat away at you bit by little bit- fill what feels empty inside themselves" the emptiness that no one can fill. Loneliness, being afraid to be left alone. That's why they always walk around in groups

What am I saying? Summary

Poppy= Will betray us or will get betrayed by someone who gave her the idea to leave. Bad toy >:(

Prototype= Takes care and protects the toys, would kill us because we are not a toy. Only wants a toy ruled paradise. Good to toys :) Deadly to human :v

Huggy= Hates humans but dead so L

Kissy= Poppy manipulated her. Kissy acts so innocent and just by the movement of her eyes or arms (how she avoids looking at us, hugs herself) she is most likely a little girl.

Good girl in all ways :3

Mommy Longlegs= Same like Prototype but kinda a anti-hero since she was disloyal :/

Catnap= Only wanted to keep the toys and his friends safe. Even if it means hurting them in process. Poor boy just tries his best. Good toy °^°

Dogday= Was confused. Ranking ?

Ruined Critters= Absolute babies. Probably would follow whoever they think is the strongest so they could be protected. Like minions.

Reminder that I'm not an expert on the lore of the game

[hopeisgrey]

My Demon - 7/10

The announcement of My Demon literally created chaos among the k-drama fans. The Song Kang-Kim Youjung pairing was making everyone insane. The hype was unreal. But did My Demon live up to it? Well, the answer to that would be… yes or no (kissy if u read that in Na Bora’s voice). My Demon did have a very interesting plot line, good enough characters and it was successful in getting the audiences hooked with the first few episodes. The cinematography was the most talked about among the viewers and rightfully so. The wide shots of Jung Guwon’s (Song Kang) office, the underwater scene, the slow-mo shot of the waves forming a portal around Guwon and Dohee (Kim Youjung), the Dohee-about-to-fall-off-the-balcony scene and so on. Another thing that filled twitter was the fashion. And not only the female lead’s this time, but also the male leads. Guwon has secured his place among the very few male leads with impeccable fashion sense. When most male leads are shown in sophisticated suits, Guwon was rocking cropped jackets and scarfs. But then again, I don’t think most male leads are Song Kang.

Nevertheless, My Demon stands as an example that if you start with a bang, your ending should be a banger. This is where the drama failed. In the second half, it started to feel like the story line was being stretched. The cinematography and direction which was so good in the start had taken a back seat and love making montages were put in for the action that wasn’t happening. And by action, I mean just anything that would contribute to the plot. The plot was moving, but at a very slow pace. Sure, Guwon and Dohee make the best couple, the greenest flag couple, the entire amazon rainforest couple, but where is the drama? I wasn’t necessarily waiting for anything bad to happen, but for a time being literally nothing was happening. And I was mad about that. Until towards to the end, everything happened. The new trend of k-drama rom-coms only having 12 episodes, My Demon should’ve followed that. Because the more they stretched, the more Song Kang’s bad acting showed and also the writer’s inability to stitch it all together. I honestly loved Song Kang in Sweet Home, not that he had any more than 2 expressions 3 dialogues in it, but still. Jung Guwon is far more expressive, and Song Kang couldn’t do justice. He shines when the camera requires for him to be the slayest demon to walk this planet, but when it is time for the playful babygirl Guwon to get on stage, his acting feels like… acting. It’s not terrible, it’s just not the best. Also the entire past life plot is becoming more than obvious. The moment I saw Guwon dreaming of his past, I KNEW Guwon and Dohee probably died in the past life and one of them thinks it’s their fault and they will try to distance themselves from each other. You know which other drama did it? See You in My 19th Life and Destined with You and maybe more but I don’t remember. Like can we please move on? This is equivalent to the 2016 era dramas having the oh we’ve actually met in childhood and not forgotten each other since trope. But then again, they have given us the most iconic dramas, can’t the same about these though.

However, I loved the way they showed Jin Gayoung’s character coming full circle. She is probably the only one who started a certain way, learned her lessons, had character development and got her happy ending. So yeah, My Demon definitely isn’t the best drama for me. I am not going to put in on my re-watch list. But I will recommend it. It’s fun, and sweet, and great for fashion inspo!

Another thing I want to add is that My Demon is compared to Doom at Your Service a lot for having a similar concept, so I’ll just say that DAYS is a much better drama, for all aspects – storyline, acting, romance, comedy, THE FUCKING AWESOME THREESOME OF THE SECOND LEAD THRUPPLE, even the song (If Love Sight by TXT doesn’t play in my head when I look at my future partner, I’ll know they’re not the one). Except My Demon is going to take the trophy for best costume.

Ok that’s it now let me play Hyunsu’s “What should we do?” until Sweet Home S3 comes out hehe!

[lcs-library]

I SAW THE REQUEST GAME AND CAME RUNNING. mmm im thinking rosehip & pomegranate for banri (my stinky beloved), tsuzu, and kazu if you haven't done those prompts for them already? thanks a bunch and pls be sure to hydrate lots and lots 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

FRIEND???? IN THE ASKBOX?? More likely than you’d think<3333. I haven’t done these prompts for them, and I’m sorry it took a while, but this was really fun to write! Thanks sm for the request hehe<3333333

Request game

Rules

Rosehip: How romantic are they? How do they show affection?

Pomegranate: At what point did they know they loved their s/o?

Banri

Rosehip

🍂TEASE.

🍂He is romantic, yeah, and he loves you, but grand gestures or declarations aren’t really his thing. If you get one, you just KNOW it’s to see you blush, he doesn’t mean it.

🍂Or does he????🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

🍂“Hey.” You turn around at the sound of Banri’s voice to find him leaning over the kitchen counter, that iconic foxy look in his eyes. You have to sigh, almost entirely sure of what was going to happen next.

🍂“What?” You ask, knowing his next move.

🍂“Oh, there’s my dear. I love you~.” He croons, making a kissy motion. You couldn’t say you didn’t feel at least a little flustered, but that didn’t change the fact that this was Banri Settsu you were talking to.

🍂You stepped up to him, shoving your palm against his mouth.

🍂“Yeah, nice try.”

🍂“What? You used to like it when I was all flirty.” He pouted.

🍂“Mhm, not before I caught on to your stupid schemes.” You replied flatly, going back to the task at hand.

🍂“But it def helped ya fall in love with me a little more, didn’t it?”

🍂You had to cringe at the accusation, but you couldn’t deny it.

🍂“Shut up.”

🍂“That’s what I thought.” He replied with a sly grin.

🍂BASTARD.

🍂Even though he tends to mask his affection in cheesy lines and smug smirks, when he’s in a really romantic mood it’s like he’s a completely different person.

🍂He’s practically attached to you, his face in your shoulder mumbling things like “I love you” over and over again.

🍂Of course, this is something you only get to see in private, as he can’t let anybody know that Mr. Super Ultra Easy Mode has a weak spot.

🍂He’s also super affectionate, placing little kisses all over you as the soft mumbling continues.

🍂He’s more giggly with you as well. He has such a bubbly laugh that it’s a shame you don’t hear it more often.

🍂In conclusion, Banri + gap moe = cute

Pomegranate

🍂The moment he knew he loved you was on a day out, when the two of you stopped by a coffee shop.

🍂The second your drinks arrived, he whipped out his phone.

🍂“C’mere, we gotta take a pic for the ‘blam.” He says, pulling you closer to him as he flips his phone to the selfie camera.

🍂“Do we have to?” You whine.

🍂“To keep the fans happy.”

🍂“Fine.”

🍂And so, holding your drinks up, you pose as the camera shutters. Immediately after, you turn away to start sipping at your drink.

🍂You may not have been aware of the expression on your face, but Banri was. He was very aware.

🍂It had been a long day, and the way your eyes went from having such a dull look to them to positively lighting up at the first sip; it was such a subtle change, and yet he couldn’t help but find it cute. Not that he’d ever say it, of course.

🍂Despite that, he felt something bubble up inside him. A sort of voice that screamed at him that he needs to be the one to make that happen more often.

🍂Was it love? Would he know?

🍂The feeling turned from a gurgling to a flood of questions and emotions as he continued to stare at you, unaware of his own expression, a soft, caring one.

🍂You turned around to face him at his sudden silence.

🍂“Banri? You okay?”

🍂It was as if your voice had snapped him out of some sort of hypnosis.

🍂“Huh? Wha-? Yeah, ‘m fine. You like what ya got?” He replied, a little flustered.

🍂“Yeah.” You said, a smile finally gracing your features.

🍂“Good.” Banri rubbed your head fondly. Maybe he’d figure out the funny feeling later and enjoy his time with you.

🍂He never ended up posting the pic to Instablam btw. He ended up cherishing it.

Tsuzuru

Rosehip

🖋️He has so much love to give, but it’s never in the most obvious way

🖋️It’s always the little things with him, like allowing himself to let loose and complain a little or taking time out of a busy schedule to take you for a meal.

🖋️And you can’t seem to get enough.

🖋️There’s just something about the way he stumbles over, exhausted, and asks to go out with you to lunch that day that is somehow so endearing.

🖋️Of course, he could have easily gone on his own, but he’d rather go with you, and that just makes every time ten times more special.

🖋️As for affection, that also lies in the little things.

🖋️Holding your hand as he proofreads a script, covering you with a blanket it you fall asleep on the couch, and small forehead kisses at random points are pretty common with him.

🖋️His love is always in small doses, but remains a constant, finding its way into your everyday life and seeping through the cracks of the mundane.

🖋️His love is like going on a walk and finding little dandelions popping up in the cracks of the sidewalk. A small thing, but so bright and constantly surrounding you.

Pomegranate

🖋️He connected the dots about a few months after he met you, when he finally finished a particularly difficult script.

🖋️He had fallen asleep at his laptop this time, where Masumi had messily thrown a blanket over him. Empty packages of instant ramen and mugs surrounded him, each one having been stained with the absurd amount of coffee he had been drinking.

🖋️You knock on the door, jolting him awake.

🖋️“Hrmngh?” He sputters as you walk in.

🖋️“Oh, sorry, did I wake you up?”

🖋️“Nah, you’re fine. I’ve been awake for hours.”

🖋️You knew he was(terribly) lying, noting the blanket around his shoulders and dark circles around his eyes, but didn’t say anything.

🖋️“Well, I’m just checking in. Sakuya said you collapsed earlier, so I wanted to make sure you’re okay. I also brought some curry from Izumi. It’s probably better than the instant ramen Masumi’s been hopping you up on. And I brought a water bottle since I figured you have’t had anything other than coffee, and you know how Azami is about hydration— you good?”

🖋️Tsuzuru was staring at you like you’d grown a second head. A strange feeling washed over him and it was…nice? It felt good to know someone cared so much about him, it just made him want to return the favor. He blinked dumbly before finally snapping out of his trance.

🖋️“Uh, yeah, I’m fine. Thanks for all this. Just set it on the desk.” He replied as calmly as he could.

🖋️“Alright, I trust you to actually eat it.”

🖋️Tsuzuru chuckled. “I will, I will. Thanks again.” He grinned as he ruffled your hair. You blushed a little at the affection, but he could hardly guess as to why(he just thinks of the affection as the Older Brother Instinct).

🖋️“You’re welcome. See ya, then.”

🖋️“Mhm, see ya.”

🖋️The door shut behind you with a click.

🖋️FUUUUUUUUCK. Tsuzuru sank into his chair, his hands combing through his hair.

🖋️This can’t be…can it?

Kazunari

Rosehip

🌺He’s surprisingly traditional when it comes to romance.

🌺He goes on a few dates before declaring you official, doesn’t go too far without your consent, and says a lot of “I love you”s

🌺You know that post that’s like “‘Saying “I love you” too many times makes it lose its meaning’ to YOU. Not to me tho. It actually makes it stronger. I’m building a house out of ‘I love you’s.” Yeah that’s Kazu.

🌺Casual intimacy is a very common thing with him. He’s always touching you in some way.

🌺Whether it’s an arm around you, holding you hand, resting his chin on your shoulder, whatever, he’s attached to you at the hip.

🌺Except for in public, unless he has your consent or is trying to protect you.

🌺“Heya babes! How’s the most perfect being in the world doing?” He’ll typically greet, kissing your cheek.

🌺“Fine, fine. You?” You reply with a giggle.

🌺“Better now that you’re here!” He exclaims with a wink and some finger guns.

🌺You can’t help but laugh harder at his antics. “Love you too.”

🌺He’s the type to use his words to show his love, always coupling with his actions.

🌺I said this in another request, but he’s got about a thousand pet names for you.

🌺He’s a very lovey and silly boy :)

Pomegranate

🌺It was on one of you dates before you two became official, a thrift shopping date to be precise.

🌺Kazunari had wanted to try the thingy where you both create outfits for each other then wear them to dinner.

🌺You each had taken your outfits to the dressing rooms and changed before you showed them off.

🌺“Okay, we’ll show ‘em to each other on three! One, two…three!”

🌺You turned around after his command, a delighted smile on your face.

🌺Kazu gasped.

🌺“Dude, you look adorbs!!!” He squealed, taking about a million photos of you.

🌺“You think so?”

🌺“I know so! I was the one who picked it out, ya ding dong!”

🌺“Well, it looks great! I love it!”

🌺“I’m glad!”

🌺It was in that giddy moment that Kazunari realized something. He wanted to see you that excited because of him all the time. It was decided. He’d ask you to be his partner that day. It was time.

[veayrss]

Drunk Sirius

Sirius Black x Female!reader

Warnings: kissing, alcohol, drinking, Sirius being a flirt.

Summery: Sirius gets drunk out of his mind, and it’s hilarious.

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You and Sirius went to a party that James and lily was throwing, let's just say it was the biggest party of the year. You drank a few beers and had two shots, knowing that Sirius is going to get fucked up tonight. And he did.

At first it was a feel good drunk..:

"Have you seen my lovely wife moony?" I asked Remus, downing a shot in my hand, looking for my y/n. Since we had i first beer we got separated and I miss her already. He chuckled "yeah she's over there with Marlene.” Remus told me point to we’re she was, beer in hand, looking very very hot.

I bow, “thank you, kind sir.” Remus let’s put a small laugh as I push through everyone to get to my girl. “Ah, my love! Marlene.” I said walking over to the two girls.

Y/n smiles at me while I hug her from behind. “Why, Hello there.” She giggles, kissing my head. “Uh-uh, my lips are right here.” I said making a kissy face. She laughed and turned to face me, then I kissed her.

She pulls away, to my displease. “You know it’s quite rude intruding my convo with mar.” She told me in the teasing voice that I love, fixing my shirt in the process. I groaned, “sorry Marlene but I want my wife to my self right now, so if you’ll excuse us.” Y/n laughs, god I love her laugh

“Bye mar, I’ll find you later!” She said turning her head to Marlene, “alright talk to you later.” She said drinking her beer making her way to Mary. Then I take y/ns hand and make my way to the dance floor as _______ plays, her favorite song to dance to.

Then a very drunk Sirius. Now there are a very few amount of people. Like 20 the most.:

“Y/NNNNNN!!” You heard Sirius call your name, you grab your 4th beer, and walk over to him. Just to see him on the couch head on Remus shoulders, legs on the arm rest, grabbing a blunt from him. “Ah! There you are my beautiful, hot, adorable, wife.”

You chuckle at all the compliments he gave you in one sentence. He then fixes himself so you can sit on his lap. As you sit he gives Remus the blunt, then his hands almost immediately goes to your ass. “Sirius what do you want?” He chuckles and puts his head in the crook of your neck. You can smell the alcohol on him.

“ ‘m missed you, your barely with me all night!” He wines, slurring his words. You giggle, “sorry darling, I was catching up with the girls.” He breaths in your sent, kissing your neck. You run your hands through his hair, scratching his the top of his head, knowing how it sothes him.

You start to feel him leaving marks on your neck. You pull away, seeing the iconic Sirius black shit eating grin on his face. “No.” Is all you said for him to pout and throw his head back with a groan. “Ugh why not!” He looks at you with hungry eyes.

“Because your drunk, and your breath smells like alcohol.” You said getting up but he’s quick to grab your waist and brink you back to him hugging your waist. “okok! Just don’t leave.” He said placing small gentle kisses on your exposed skin.

You give in, “alright, move over.” You said taking the blunt from Remus.

Now here we are, Sirius drunk out of his mind.

“Alright, bye lily! Tell the boys me and Sirius are leaving. He’s drunk out of his mind right now, and he’s waiting outside so I better get going.” You said, chuckling at you idiotic husband that you also love so much. Lily chuckles and says her good bye.

As you leave you see Sirius with his head down, looking completely dead and it’s hilarious so you take your phone out and start recording.

Laughing you walk up to him, “exuse me, exuse me sir. Are you ok?” You asked him trying your best to control your laughter. “YeaH.” He said barely moving his head.

You chuckle, “are you ok?” You ask him getting closer. Then he responds with, “I’m married.” You can’t believe he’s this drunk and it’s hilarious.

“Your married, your passed out on uh stack on blocks.. rocks..-“ he interrupted a you, “you can’t go home with me.” You smile and tell him “I don’t wanna go home with you. Are you ok?” You asked one more time then he reassured you finally looking at you, quickly realizing who you are. You end the video.

“My beautiful wife!” He said trying to walk over to you but he trips on his own feet and you catch him. “Gosh I missed you. Now can we please go home. I think there is this woman who wants to kidnap me.” You laugh and nod your head telling him, “yes Siri let’s go home.

I saw this on instagram and immediately thought of Sirius.

[insanityisdivine]

Get to Know Me and My Obsession with KISS 🎸

Thanks for the tag @starry-eyed-never-satisfied

1. Who is your favourite member?

Okay. Paul is my first love but sexy Ace is competing with him but god I have to say Paul.

2. Who is your least favourite member?

Everyone saying Mark. I know nothing bout him

3. Best album?

RARO ...I'm assuming studio albums and live albums don't count???

4. Worst album?

I didn't listen to their last two albums and have no intention to do so ATM

5. Favourite song?

THIS IS TOO HARD TO CHOOSE. Guess I gotta say Love Gun Though But I love C'mon and Love Me!

6. Say one nice thing about each member.

Paul- He's the STAR of KISS. I probably wouldn't have gotten into KISS if it weren't for him. Everything I adore and want to be

Gene- I wanna listen to him talk while we share milk and chocolate chip cookies together

Peter- I have a soft spot for him. I think he can be really sweet and cute

Ace- Sexy, trashy, baby girl, sexy girl in hooker boots. Wanna bend over and smack that ass. He and Paul are my bisexual fantasies. BUT SERIOUSLY, The first guitar player that made me go WOW. Never got the hype about lead guitarists before but then I was thinking of 80s rock and 80's rock solos never resonated with me. His solos are iconic, not just shredding/mindless noodling. As someone who never learned how to read music, I think it's amazing he influenced many to learn. I'd love to learn how to play. Not to be in a band but I've always wanted to play a guitar. Also, I'd love to hang out with him. He's funny and bright. I think there's softness to him and I'd like to believe (coming from a fan, of course) that he's a good person. He also reminds me of my ex early 90s era....so I guess I have a soft spot for him

Eric C- I wish I could meet him. If I had to pick one member I could meet it would be him because I know he'd be super sweet

Vinnie- talented songwriter and amazing voice. Gorgeous

Mark- He did his job on Animalize

Bruce- Super sweet. He was the cutie of the group during revenge era ngl. Paul had competition.

Eric S- Seems really funny. got a nice tight body. seems every KISS drummer has a nice bod.

Tommy- Loyal and hard working. I can see why KISS kept him. Honestly he'd the kind of guy you want in your group.

7. What do you dislike about each member?

Gene- Condescending. I can see he has some views on things that I'd butt heads with him on

Paul- Overly critical of others, may come across cold. He scares me. y'all see his posts for new years???? He can come across very hurtful in his choice of words

Peter- Bitter (in the past it seems) and tbh some of the shit I read and heard that unfortunately was allowed to slide (sometimes even passed off as "funny" stories). It's a sensitive topic for me.

Ace- like Peter, awful things said and done that cannot be solely blamed on addiction which I'm very glad he recovered from btw. I'm honestly glad I never put this man on a pedestal and it's not just because "he's human like the rest of us". lol I love him but I'm glad I've been exposed to the bad early on this obsession so I don't have any unrealistic ideas about ppl, you know? I think I need to sleep with him to sort out these feelings lol

Eric C- I don't know that much to comment and feels almost unfair because he was taken away from us much too soon

Vinnie- stop scamming people omg. the insanity and charging ppl for memberships and you haven't released shit???

Mark- don't know about him. can't comment

Bruce- Maybe too nice for his own good.

Eric S- I don't know. Should have created a sex tape with Gene

Tommy- Kinda weird seeing him try to mimic Ace's facial expressions. One thing to imitate solos and his space persona but his mannerisms? I dunno just weird to see someone mimic what Ace's face naturally does? Kissy pouty lips only work for Ace

8. How did you get into KISS?

years ago, just bombarded with their imagery and sound on TV shows

9. Have you been to a concert?

Their last show. Crushing, I know

10. Do you have any merch?

I have a shirt

11. Unique thing you have related to KISS?

None, sadly. Like I have nothing solid if that's what you mean. anything that may have in common? sure but feels too personal to share here

12. Who is/are your favourite lineup?

This is hard because early 90s KISS was TIGHT. but I'll always love the original 4, but sweet Foxy and Brucie is so precious

13. What's your favourite era?

FUCCKKK....see this is hard. I have a big soft spot for Dynasty/Unmasked but I also love DTK and HTH

14. What are your opinions on Tommy and Eric?

They did their job. If they hadn't stepped in I wouldn't have seen KISS final show and for that I am grateful. I enjoyed their participation.

15. A question you would ask the band if you could?

I'd ask if I could suck their dick. That's tough. What haven't they've been asked before? Honestly I got some questions for Ace that's been bugging me and I know I'd never get them answered unless I knew him personally and had a real heart-to-heart conversion. I dunno I can only go off from a fan's perspective about how that'll go

16. What other bands/artists are you into?

Led Zeppelin, Madonna, Kylie Minogue, Lady Gaga, Stromae, used to really like Adam Ant, The Sweet, OLP, Franz Ferdinand, Daft Punk. I listen to all kinds of genres and artists so I like what I like

17. Do you have a KISSona?

Don't have one. I'm assuming like a fursona? lol

18. Who are some of your favourite blogs?

@ladyshandioftheendless @elrohare @silverstarfoxx (thank you for tolerating all my pestering! never hesitate to reach out to me for more Ace goodies!) @notpaulsguitar @ohblackdiamond (though tbh I swear you have answered this lol) @space-frehley-22 @spacefoxy (resident eric carr connoisseur) @speckster (you have crazy ass edits) and same goes for @bangbangyou love your funny memes. the IP address as a response always gets me lol @starry-eyed-never-satisfied (you already did this but adding you here anyway fellow Paulie enjoyer!) There's many more I wish I could just mass tag KISS blogs lol. There are blogs that are no longer active but I am glad they are still around

19. If you could spend a day with one member who would it be?

Hard because I love Paul but he scares me. I think I'd need more than a day to get comfortable with him. I'd love to spend a day with Eric C or Bruce because they seem the nicest. Maybe I'd love to hang with Peter now. Gene, may be fun. He's a good talker. Though it be fun to get one-on-one time with Ace. I'd love a tour of all his tech and then we can compare and just geek out on technology.

20. How would you explain the band to someone who isn't familiar with KISS?

I don't know. Honestly the other people who answered this already gave greats explanations. So many pass judgment on them without giving them a chance. They're a one-of-a-kind experience. There will never be a band like them.

[feuqueerfire]

FirstKhao Content Index

Started: Sep 12, 2022 || Updated: Nov 11, 2022

this is... a content index? idk it’s like random compilations and dynamics and thoughts, so not like my other content indices 

I love that they and their fan service remind me of kpop shipping which is like “we’re besties :) i love you a lot best friend” because I’m not really into “ooh are we dating? maybe” fanservice/dynamics, so I hope it doesn’t change.

First crying or getting emotional during sentimental moments

First crying when they pranked(?) him about Toe Laew breaking up

First Birthday IG Live last year where Khaotung wishes him well: "It will be emotional. No. stop." Didn't cry but was basically like stop before I do

First and Khaotung Workshop where they develop emotional intimacy. Khaotung's doing fine but First starts crying. This was the first time I'd seen him cry and was slightly taken aback wondering why he was crying when everybody else was chill but after following him for like 1 month, I was like ah

First and Khaotung event that was live online where Khaotung was wishing First birthday wishes this year and First was like "Tears are coming. Enough."

First expresses wanting "to build a house with the same fences as [Khaotung's]." This is the only time I've seen where Khao's crying too, wonder what the full video will be like.

First getting emotional when reading Tay’s comment to him in Safe House 4 + trying to not cry later when the group sings together

I think it's so endearing that First gets emotional/cries so easily and will sometimes put a stop to sentimental things before he ends up crying.

My longass thread of Khao taking care of or helping First because of his injured arm. It’s sooo important and pleasant to me when people just casually are helpful and attentive to someone’s needs T.T An NCT J/J fic made me realize it and wow I’ve not been the same since because Jeno quietly looks after Jaemin and just... so arrow to the heart fr (the spring i've been waiting by forlilcrickee). Anyway, Khao helping First with everything is adorable.

Safe House Season 4

They’re just cute and together all the time

First’s voice in his head saying Khao is cute and the older guys hosting an interview about it 

Not KhaoFirst but Tay and First are soooo cute and clingy and kissy together. With OffGun, I fell into OffGunTay and GunTay and seems like it’ll happen here too lol KhaoFirstTay and TayFirst. Anyway, here’s a reddit post about it on r/ThaiBL, search up tayfirst on the blog for more, I liked some tiktoks as well. This "tay thought first was asking for a kiss on his cheek when he was telling there's something on this face” TayFirst kiss is sooo good, especially because it’s practically what happened in 21 Days Theory recently like seriously straight out of a BL.

Also Tay/First/Khao are good and cute too. 

IG/Bilibili Lives

The Aug 26, 2022 IG live was a whole Time, spawned some iconic moments as shown in these tiktoks that got hella lotta views/likes and are high up in the firstkhaotung hashtag one two

[Fave] April 29, 2020 Bilibili live. Saw this clip where they’re extremely flirty for no freaking reason, they’re not even a cp, absolutely unhinged. this other clip of first calling khao handsome and them having a mini crisis

May 22, 2020 This Ohm and First IG Live before The Shipper ep 1 release where First is at Khao’s house. They got questioned and teased about it lol like hello it’s supposed to be Ohm/First because of The Shipper yet this KhaoFirst stray agenda T.T Khao didn’t even appear much in the live

Times When First Says Khao Plays Tricks On Him

I think people generally tend to think First would be the one playing pranks on Khao and my mans is on a mission to let everyone know that Khao is, in fact, a trickster and a prankster behind the camera.

Sep 1, 2022 Galaxy A53 live: “First’s happiness is teasing Khaotung, right?” “ Actually, he teases me. I don’t tease him. This is him in front of the camera that everyone sees. He’s not acting but this is a part of him when he’s working. When he's behind the camera, he likes teasing.”

Safe House 4 Day 5 clip: Khao pushes First, First tells the audience to look and see First isn’t the one teasing, Khao drags First out of frame

Before Becoming CP

The IG lives they did before then

July 7, 2020: first tweeted he wanted to see the stars and tagged khaotung

Twitter thread by  swwwwii: A thread of #firstkhaotung 2018-2021

To Watch

StarStruckxFirstKhaotung - It’s an English interview, so I can actually watch it instead of catching a few translated tweets here and there

Praew Magazine Interview of FirstKhaotung

KAZZTalK Interview

เมาท์เรื่องเกินคาธ จากกอง "คาธ" กับ เฟิร์ส ข้าวตัง หลุยส์ นีโอ 

Oct 12 ArmShare KhaoFirst

(ENG SUB) ชวน “เฟิร์ส-ข้าวตัง” มา REACT

Watched

Let’s Talk BL Interview - another English one and this time for a podcast I regularly listen to!

Episode 0 Eclipse

ชวน “เฟิร์ส-ข้าวตัง” มา REACT ซีนสุดพีคในซีรีส์ คาธ The Eclipse - Watching this after the LITA Cast reactions. Interesting to see First point out certain things like Neo flexing his muscles or Khao tilting his head a certain way to make a tear fall. First is soooo cute here, my babygirl

[slytherinshua]

PH MY GOD AESPA, IVE, RV, KIOF, TWICE 🥹 I love 😔 ( I do listen to a lot of other ggs, but these are the mains)

in my opinion ive has one of the most perfect discographies ever, I can't believe heya didn't get a win, but their music is just so perfect I can't believe it they just have such a superior and elegant vibe why are they so good at everything (iz*one best redebut methinks) (no hate to lsfm of course of course)

godspa I love them sm they level up every single comeback. they released a song like DRAMA and absolutely delivered the next comeback even though there was so much pressure like THEY DID THAT (they got it done fr)

RED VELVET GETS PAID DUST I CAN'T I CAN'T WITH SM RED VELVET IS LITERALLY INCREDIBLE they have such a delicious discography how can you just handle them so poorly when they literally sang PSYCHO why does pre choruses like them 😔 I'm really hoping cosmic gets a win it's so ethereal. Why don't reveluvs know how to vote 👹

Kiof are the it girls they're so cool they I literally can't believe they haven't gotten their first win yet their debut was so good like y'all didn't give shhh, bad news AND midas touch a win??? my villain origin story fr. I hope sticky gets a win it's so summer we have her on repeat she's so fun

twice is iconic in general I don't even need to yap about them like the girlies have put out some of the funnest most kpop like music ever what can I say

ANYWAY YAP SESSION OVER 🤓☝️

-🪿

YES OMG TASTE THE BEST GGS FR!!! so agree i love ive's music more than almost any other gg i think i mean its just perfect every comeback hits (baddie haters get out fr also yes best iz*one redebut)

EXACTLY AESPA ALWAYS TOPS THEMSELVES I THINK ESP THEY KEEP GETTING BETTER. i used to not like them as much cause i didn't vibe with their earlier music (i love black mamba but like girls or next level wasn't really my vibe) BUT THEYRE JUST SLAYING SO HARD EVERY CB NOW.

RED VELVET IS UNDER-APPRECIATED FR like they're actually crazy??? i mean you always hear that they're the best but its kinda background noise BUT WHEN YOU ACTUALLY LISTEN TO THEIR MUSIC YOUR LIKE WOW THEY RLY ARE THE BEST

yesss i hope kiof get a win soon 💔 im pretty sure kissy are just kinda bad at voting and stuff like reveluvs cause kiof is so much more popular than onf yet onf beat them at one of the music shows and got their second win like i was very surprised abt that (i mean i was so happy that onf got the win they deserved it even more than kiof but i was shocked that fuses were able to do that lmao) but srsly kiof need a win asap!!

twice music is just so iconic they're definitely not the strongest girl group in kpop but their music (esp older discography) ALWAYS HITS.

thank you for the yap session i needed a break from making my bonedo presentation ☝️

[althaiareads]

"I can find out what her name is," Joel almost stopped in his tracks at her sudden comment. This girl was way too observant - it was a blessing and a curse. His felt his entire being flush with warmth as he opened and closed his mouth wordlessly, "you're even prettier when you blush!"

Blushing, giggling and kicking my feet.

Ellie is my absolute hero.

"Joel!" she almost shouted as her eyes grew wide with embarrassment, "his name is Joel. He's my…Joel."

She is smooth as fuck, look at that.

Also, I love that they don't really say that they're family, but they most definitely are.

“Whatever you say,” she made kissy noises at him and he cursed under his breath, “when you get married you can thank me. Trust me Joel, you had that look on your face."

Again, I love Ellie so much, she is an icon.

“Don’t make me ground you,” he waved the spatula at her but both of them had happy looks on their faces. It had been a long time since he had gotten to say those words. He hadn’t realized just how much he’d missed this. Ellie, on the other hand, had never really had someone that loved her as he did, that was a real parental figure. She liked it too, “do you want bacon and eggs and pancakes?”

Oh, the domestic bliss.

I love it.

“See you later, Joel,” and then you did the unthinkable. You leaned over and kissed him on the cheek. You gave him one last little smile before turning around to flounce away, “six o’clock, Miller!”

Oh, it's serious now. Amazing.

All he knew was that for the first time in a long time, he was looking forward to the future. 

This was so cute. I love this idea, and the way you wrote it.

Ok so I don’t know if your requests are open, but I’m going to drop one in case… 😅

A Joel Miller x Reader story where Joel and Ellie arrive to Jackson. Could it be a moment like where Ellie saw *possibly* Dina? They could make eye contact and maybe he’s interested in her and wants to know more? Something along those lines hehe.. You can totally add more whether it be spicy or fluff! :)

AN | Please this is just the softest idea. Plus - wing woman Ellie! 🥰

Pairing | Joel Miller x Fem!Reader

Warnings | Language

Word Count | 2.6k

Masterlist | Joel, Main

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It happened so fast that he almost didn’t realize that anything had happened. 

He was trying to listen to Maria, really he was, but he found himself zoning out more than he wanted to. Admittedly it was a lot to take in all at once and he wasn’t sure what to think or where to look anymore. He hoped that Ellie would be able to catch him up later although he had his doubts; she seemed just as distracted. Well then - maybe things would be easy to pick up on.

But then it happened. He heard something about communes and vegetable gardens but when he looked ahead, time seemed to slow down and the voices around him were muffled and distant.

He saw you. It happened so fast that he must have imagined it. You caught his eye and offered him a sweet smile but as soon as he blinked, you were gone. 

It must have been his imagination playing tricks on him. He was tired and in desperate need of a shower and nap; surely you were nothing more than a mirage. 

“Joel?” he snapped back into attention, finding Tommy, Maria, and Ellie all watching him curiously. His young charge raised an eyebrow, "everything okay?"

"Fine," he huffed indignantly, waving her off before the group continued to walk on. Maria was in front, back to explaining everything in detail as he and Ellie fell behind. She nudged his arm, silently conveying her question to him. They'd gotten to the point where they could easily communicate without words, "just a moment of distraction. Nothin' to worry about."

"I can find out what her name is," Joel almost stopped in his tracks at her sudden comment. This girl was way too observant - it was a blessing and a curse. His felt his entire being flush with warmth as he opened and closed his mouth wordlessly, "you're even prettier when you blush!"

"I'm not - I'm not blushing," he hissed but he knew he was. His face felt like it was on fire, "Ellie."

"Fine," she held up her hands innocently putting on a sweet smile in an attempt to get him off her scent. She had a plan - she was already plotting on how to get the two of you to meet, "I won't say or do anything. I'll be quiet as a church mouse or whatever that old saying is."

"Good," despite his hesitation and suspicions, he put his arm around her shoulder and pulled her in for a hug, "good."

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Ellie Williams was a liar. A damned, dirty liar. But it was all out of affection and care for the man that had become her father figure.

He took good care of her and was always looking out for her best interests so for once she was going to return the favor. The man had been through a lot. He deserved some happiness too. 

But she had to work smart and be subtle, otherwise her plan would explode in her face.

The first step? Naturally, she had to find you and get your name. It should have been simple…but of course it wasn't. 

Jackson wasn't small but it wasn't that big either. There were more people in the community than she had bargained for and finding you again seemed an entirely impossible challenge. She'd managed a few fleeting glances at you and that was all she had to go.

After a few days of looking she'd almost given up hope. 

Until she saw you tending to a flock of loudly bawking chickens. Bingo.

She pretended to be fascinated by the chickens…although honestly she was amused by them, and came over to you.

"Look at all those chickens!" Despite her initial thought that she would remain calm and calculated, her excitement got the better of her.

"Look at all those chickens," you agreed as you smiled at her. It took her a moment to realize you were standing there and watching her until she made a small sound of acknowledgement.

"I'm Ellie," she could hear Joel in the back of her mind telling her to find her manners, "we just moved here."

"It's nice to officially meet you, Ellie," you offered her your name and held out your hand for her to shake, "welcome to Jackson."

"Thanks," she shook your hand gently and you could feel her watching you in the way that kids often did when they were trying to glean everything about you, "it's nice being here."

"It's always nice to have new people here," you grabbed a bucket of seed for the chickens and held it out to her, "Tommy's really excited to have his brother back."

"Joel!" she almost shouted as her eyes grew wide with embarrassment, "his name is Joel. He's my…Joel."

You laughed, a sound Ellie decided she liked and that Joel would like. You tossed some seed to the chicken and Ellie followed suit, watching amazed as the chickens started to peck away, "well, if either of you ever need anything or have any questions just let me know. I was new here too once and it can be a little overwhelming."

"Thank you," Ellie knew all about things becoming overwhelming. Everything had changed for her so quickly since she'd met Joel, "are you-"

But she was interrupted by the call of your name from the distance. She silently cursed Chad, or whatever his name was, for interrupting her little plan.

"I gotta go," you offered her an apologetic shrug, "see you around, Ellie! Don't be a stranger!"

Don't be a stranger. Oh, she would make sure of that.

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“I know her name!” Ellie ran into the house, yelling, without even waiting to see if Joel was up. She found him in the kitchen, making breakfast for the two of them, an unreadable expression on his face, “the girl. I know her name.”

“Ellie,” he sighed softly, but there was an affectionate bloom in his chest towards the girl, “I told you not to meddle.”

“You didn’t say that,” she sat down at the table and helped herself to some of the fresh orange. He gave her that look and she shrugged sheepishly, “not specifically in those words.”

“You’re trouble, kid,” he sighed, affectionate though tired. He was a tired dad, “I’ll entertain you for just a moment. What’s her name then?”

The young girl softly whispered your name and oh. He liked the sound of it. Even from the brief glimpse he caught of you, he thought it suited you perfectly. He repeated it, testing it out on his tongue and deciding that he liked it. 

“Now you actually have to talk to her,” she was most pleased as Joel lightly scoffed at her, “you’re in love with her!”

Joel inhaled sharply and almost knocked the pan off the stove as he quickly turned around, “now just what are you talking about?”

“The look,” she shrugged lightly as if to say that it was all so obvious, “you had the look on your face.”

“What look?”

“The look of love at first sight or whatever,” she was now proceeding to shove some freshly baked bread into her mouth, “I’ve seen enough old movies and read enough books to know.”

“Well you must know something I don’t because there was no love at first sight,” right? Right. His hands were on his hips as he sighed at her, “that’s something made up for entertainment.”

“Whatever you say,” she made kissy noises at him and he cursed under his breath, “when you get married you can thank me. Trust me Joel, you had that look on your face."

“I had no look on my face,” this was ridiculous. She was ridiculous, “now eat your breakfast and get ready for school.”

“Joel-”

“Don’t make me ground you,” he waved the spatula at her but both of them had happy looks on their faces. It had been a long time since he had gotten to say those words. He hadn’t realized just how much he’d missed this. Ellie, on the other hand, had never really had someone that loved her as he did, that was a real parental figure. She liked it too, “do you want bacon and eggs and pancakes?”

“Yes please,” the two of them exchanged a look before breaking into soft smiles. 

Yeah…this life was turning out to be pretty okay.

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Maybe there was some small part of Joel that hoped that once he had learned your name that he would somehow magically start to run into you in other places. Like that one bit of information would lead to much more. 

Well, that couldn’t have been farther from the truth. It was like the universe was somehow trying to keep the two of you apart. Every time he arrived somewhere, you were leaving, or vice versa. Every time he spotted you in a crowd and made his way over, you managed to disappear. It was like a horrible game of cat and mouse.

Maybe he just had to accept that he wasn’t meant to know you. Even if he hated the idea of that. 

But - somehow, magically or whatever - the day came when he was finally destined to meet you. 

And he couldn’t have been less prepared.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Joel was tending to his small flock of sheep, trying to clean out the dirt and muck out of their grazing area when he heard you. He was filthy; covered in sweat and dirt and probably smelling of shit. But there you were, pretty face and radiant smile waving happily at him. 

But damn if that smile didn’t make him want to melt.

“Joel!” oh. He was in trouble; deep, deep trouble. He tossed his shovel down, swallowing thickly before exchanging a look with Gertrude (his favorite sheep but he’d never admit it, he didn’t want any of the others to get upset). She seemed to know what he was thinking and baa’ed at him before nudging her nose against his leg. He nodded before making his way over to you, trying to keep his walk calm and cool and not like he was overly excited.

“H-hey,” he nearly choked on the singular word as he reached you, separated only by the fence. If he smelled or anything, you didn’t seem to mind, not balking in the slightest when he said your name, “it’s nice to finally meet you.”

“You too,” you held out your hand and the poor man stared at it - so dainty and delicate compared to his - before shaking it. You laughed softly, sensing the nerves rolling off him, but in truth, you were nervous too, “after all this time I finally get to meet the infamous Joel Miller. It felt like the day would never come.”

“Y-you’ve been wanting to meet me?” there was no way; you were like an angel and he was anything but.. How could you have any interest in anything to do with him? 

“I have,” you confessed softly, “it seemed like every time I saw and wanted to say hi you were gone in the blink of an eye. I finally just broke down and asked Ellie where you were.”

“Me?” he repeated, pointing at himself and casting a look around as if to make sure you couldn’t possibly be talking about anyone else.

“Yes,” you laughed softly, and the sound went straight to his heart, “who else could I be talking about? Unless one of your sheep is also named Joel. Then I’d like to meet him too - actually I kind of just want to meet your sheep either way. They’re so cute!”

“Yeah?” his brain was so frazzled that somehow any coherent thought he had left seemed to have left his mind. You probably thought he was an idiot but you had some sort of magnetic pull that kept him firmly in your orbit. He didn’t want to leave it  - to ever leave your presence.

“Of course,” you thought it was endearing to see how nervous he became. Truthfully, you were just as nervous but managed to hold it together a little more, “listen, I’ve gotta go but do you want to come over for dinner tonight?”

“Dinner…tonight? With you?” alright, he was going to throw himself off a cliff. 

“Dinner tonight,” you confirmed, “my house is the one at the end of your straight - with the yellow shutters. See you at six?”

“Six, y-yeah, yes,” he finally gained back some of his confidence, “should I bring anything?”

“Just yourself,” you smiled sweetly, “and Ellie of course, if you’d like to invite her.”

“Sure,” yeah, he’d ask her but part of them hoped she’d say no. He loved her so much, but he really hoped she’d say no this one time, “see you later.”

“See you later, Joel,” and then you did the unthinkable. You leaned over and kissed him on the cheek. You gave him one last little smile before turning around to flounce away, “six o’clock, Miller!”

He felt like he was going to explode as he touched the spot on his cheek that had been blessed by your lips. 

Maybe Ellie hadn’t been totally wrong on the love at first sight thing. He was definitely feeling something; something he hadn’t felt in a long time. And he loved it.

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“You met her finally,” Ellie looked most pleased with herself as soon as Joel walked in the door, “you’re welcome.”

“How’d you know?” he couldn’t even pretend to be grumpy as he looked at her in earnest. She shrugged innocently before sliding off her chair and going over to hug him; he warmed up and hugged her back without hesitation. 

“Your face,” she stated obviously, “it’s written all over your face. You look happy.”

“I met her,” he confirmed and Ellie squealed in delight. He couldn’t help but match her smile, “and she asked me - us - over for dinner.”

“Oh, you’re totally gonna marry her,” Joel opened and closed his mouth a few times, “but I’ll pass on dinner. I’m going to go over to Dina’s.”

“You knew she was going to ask, didn’t you?”

“Not explicitly,” Ellie shrugged, “but I had a feeling. So….you can go and have your dinner with your love.”

“Ellie,” no malice, all affection.

“You’ll be thanking me for this in a few years,” she insisted, tugging on her sweater and reaching for a backpack, “and I won’t mind if I get a brother or sister then either. Maybe both, who knows!”

“Ellie…” his face was bright red by now. 

“Love you!” she threw her arms around him quickly before running towards the door, “see you later - make good choices!”

“Kid…” he watched as she ran out the door and almost slammed it behind her in haste. 

He didn’t even know what to say. Maybe nothing needed to be said. 

All he knew was that for the first time in a long time, he was looking forward to the future. 

One that involved you.

[rina-writes]

so we know that jack is experienced when it comes to sex but what if jack vibed with a girl but it turns out that she’s sheltered and innocent? things like staying sober together? their first time? what if he’s her first kiss?

Jack often describes his ideal girl as “sweet” and “having a big heart.” So, part of me has wondered if he does like innocent girls. I think a couple people have written some fluffy first time smut with Jack, but I want to toss my hat in the ring as well. :D

A Gentle Touch

Warnings: Fem!reader, virgin!reader, fluffy smut, fem!oral,  penetration

Jack held his phone in his hands, tapping his fingernails on the back of it absentmindedly.  He was sitting in the back of his tour bus, the hood up on his dark gray sweatshirt as most of his team tried to get a bit of sleep.  The lights were low and the privacy divider was up.  The glow from his phone illuminated Jack’s blue eyes. He bit down on his lower lip hard as he started at the open message app, your name on the top with a couple of heart emojis. His heart was beating a bit faster as he typed out his response.

You want to spend the night tomorrow then?

Jack’s thumb hesitated over the send button.  He could imagine your shy expression when you raised your phone and saw his message at 1am.  You were inexperienced, but not dumb.  At this time of night, a request like that was not one that came in because he was hoping you’d be baking cookies tomorrow. Jack knew your mind would immediately go to sex, and to be fair, so did his. However, he was open to it not just being about sex.  He craved  being intimate and really getting comfortable with each other. Jack hit send on the message and tossed his phone face down on the seat next to him.  His hands gripped his knees through his dark gray sweats as he took a deep breath.  The buzz from his phone surprised him. It had to be some kind of News notification because there’s no way you responded so quickly.  

You did. Jack grabbed the phone off the chair quickly the moment he saw your familiar icon in the far left of the notification.

The girls are okay with me ditching them for one night.

You sent the message with a kissy face.  Jack smiled widely his phone, one of his hands running a hand through his bronze curls as he kept re-reading it.  He always felt giddy texting you.  There was a charm to flirting with someone who didn’t think the same way as you did.  And it made the rush of realizing you both wanted the same thing a high.

Alright, I’ll send over my hotel details.

Also...it’s just me in the room, btw.  We’ll have it all to ourselves.

Jack wondered if adding the last line was too much.  He hoped that if you got what he was saying it didn’t scare you off.  Jack’s eyebrows went up in surprise at your response.

I’m ready, Jack.  To be yours.

Jack could hear his heartbeat thundering in his ears.  He let out a soft laugh, almost in disbelief.  He closed the app and opened again just to make sure the message wouldn’t disappear.  His little baby bird was ready fly and he had to prepare for landing. He smirked and wrote his response.

You laid back in bed when Jack said goodnight. You had went back and forth after you big declaration about your first time. He asked a lot of questions about what you liked and wanted from him.  You found yourself unsure how to answer most of his questions, but found yourself thrilled to be having the conversation. This was a long time coming and one of your hopes for this trip. 

You were currently enjoying a girl’s trip in San Diego. You had chosen this time frame for the trip because it was just good for your girls, but also good to meet up with Jack while he was on tour.  You often only got to see Jack at the last legs of his tours when he was back in Atlanta or in Kentucky.  It was a treat to see him right in the middle of his schedule.

When you first met Jack, you were surprised he picked you out of your group of friends to date.  You were the quiet one.  You weren’t as forward as your other friends who’s talents were the reason your group had gotten into the VIP section.  You were a bit slower on the uptake when some of the other guys in Private Garden were shooting shots at your group. You didn’t pick up on some of the innuendos and even when you did, you would sputter out a laugh and cover your face in embarrassment. 

But Jack was eating it all up.  He was very excited when a spot next to you opened up and he got the chance to chat with you.  He liked that despite your shyness, you tried to maintain eye contact in order to show you were present. He liked that you didn’t drink and connected with him on his sober journey. He liked that little things like holding your hand, moving the hair out of your eyes, or lightly brushing against your shoulder seemed to make you flush with embarrassment.  It was refreshing for him to be able to be with a girl who hadn’t quite been around the block because it kept him honest too. 

After spending the whole night talking, Jack asked for your number before bidding you goodbye. All of your friends were flirting with people on their own or full out making out with their person of choice.  Jack, noticing the mood, leaned in and asked to kiss you.  You were hesitant, but you nodded shyly.  Jack stroked your jaw gently before closing the space between you.  He could feel the timid tremors in your lips and relished in the feeling of you opening up to him. Your hands that were once pressing into your lap were now softly cradling his neck.  Jack pressed his hand into the small of your back to pull you closer to him. He licked at the slit of your lips earning a bit of a jump from you. He was about to pull back when he felt your hand grab his shirt. It wasn’t a full jerk forward, but enough to let him know that you wanted him to continue. You parted your lips to let his tongue in and he tentatively explored.  First starting by playing with your tongue before traveling to every crevice in your mouth.  Your soft sighs and gasps for air edged him on as he continued to move his head to different angles to get the best access.  The kiss broke when one of your drunk friends gave a little whoop.

Your friend, Mikayla, was standing next to you both, struggling to stand up on her own. She grinned at you as she gave a slow clap in your direction.

“Wait to go, Y/n!  Your first kiss...” She managed to choke out before covering her mouth.  She made a beeline for some garbage cans.

Your cheeks were burning at the call out and you felt frozen to your seat. You couldn’t look at Jack.  How was he going to react to you being in your 20s and never having kissed someone?  Seeing your friend sick pushed you into action. You bolted from your seat, Jack’s eyes still dazed from the kiss as you made a motion toward your friend.

“Sorry,” You turned back to tell Jack. “I’ll...uh...text me?” 

You then turned on your heels and went to hold Mikayla’s hair back. Jack was left there stunned. Less so that it was your first kiss, and more so because it was so good.  As he awkwardly stood up in an attempt to relax his hard on, he realized that this innocent young woman had an effect on him that she didn’t understand yet.  And it was him that needed to be careful.

Back to the present, you woke up Mikayla who was sharing the bed with you. She looked annoyed, obviously still tired from the afternoon, but she obliged.  When you showed her your phone, she let out a yelp of happiness.  She covered her mouth to not wake the other girls and slapped your thigh the phone.

“Are you really ready?” She whispered.

“I think so. I have some extra condoms just in case he doesn’t have any. And I’ve been reflecting a lot about the experience...”

“No, no...I’m talking sex appeal, Y/n.” Your friend explained.  “You know how wearing a nice outfit can make you feel ready to conquer the world? This is the same thing.  A nice lingerie piece can help in the bedroom.  Plus, when he’s fumbling with the straps to get you undressed, it gives you a second to take a deep breath and be the calm one.” 

“I have a cute lacy bra?” You offered. “It’s black.”

“Uh uh...” She laid back on the pillow. “We are going to the store tomorrow. Ooh and we’re going to get you a wax while we are at it.  I’m going to make sure you are set up to have the best first time. Jack better not drop the baton.”

“Thanks bestie.” You said nudging her in the elbow jokingly.

“Go to sleep. You’re going to need it tonight because you won’t get it tomorrow.”

~

You spent the earlier part of the next day going from lingerie shop to the next. Your fingertips were numb from touching all kinds of fabrics: silk, lace, and a lot of latex. You were exhausted, but it was in the third hour you saw the piece of your dreams.  It was a baby blue teddy on a mannequin. It was a floral lace with a deep plunge neckline that went down to the belly button with a crotch-less silhouette. The straps crossed in the back creating a diamond shaped cutout that led to a thong.  You were hesitant to try it. It was not purple which you knew was Jack’s favorite color on you, but the color matched his eyes and looked great on your skin. It was also bold with the crisscross, crotch-less bottom which didn’t leave much to the imagination. 

The sales person saw your eyes and gave you a quick nod. She handed you your size and you slipped into it. You loved the slight coverage it gave your chest and how it accentuated her curves. Even over your underwear it looked stunning. You felt like you were picking a wedding dress the was you twirled around happily.  You purchased it almost immediately.  You practically ran back to your hotel to hand wash and hang it to dry to be ready for later.  Mikayla saw it and gave you a slow clap.  

“Little Y/n is growing up.”  She pretended to wipe a tear.  “Now, let’s have the talk.”

“I’ve had the sex talk.” You rolled your eyes as you took out your outfit for the night.

“No, we are having the pleasure talk.” Mikayla smiled. “How to get your pleasure and his.  The talk I wish I had before my first time...”

~

Jack was feeling a mix of emotions when he walked into the hotel room.  He was grateful that he could throw himself into his concert performance.  For the last few hours, he didn’t have to think about the butterflies in his stomach.  It didn’t help that you came to the venue in a short-sleeve flow-y white dress that went to just above your knees.  You looked so pure and innocent, jumping up and down in the VIP section with your girls.  He tried to resist constantly looking up at you, secretly hoping to catch a glimpse of what was going on beneath that dress.  Now, in this hotel room all his questions would be answered.

You stood slightly behind Jack as he opened the door to his hotel room. Your heart was in your throat.  Mikayla’s advice was floating in your head like a guidebook.  You were worried about forgetting a step or doing something wrong.  When Jack opened the door, everything flew out of your head.  He reached over to turn on the light in front of the door before moving to the side to let you in first. 

Your eyes were wide as you took in the room.  There were fake candles all around the room giving it a low light. They surrounded the bed and lined all the surfaces.  Rose petals were dusted across the bed and the air smelled like vanilla.  There was a warmth to the room as you stepped in, each of your steps guided by a trail of roses. Jack closed the door, beaming.  He was glad the hotel staff took his directions well. He didn’t have the time to supervise, but he made his request extra clear.

Jack plugged in his phone to put on a playlist he made for you.  It was a mix of slow tempo romance songs from your favorite artists, him included of course. You had removed your shoes to walk on the carpeted area, the petals tickling your toes as you moved around.  You laughed softly at the rose shaped they made on the bed. It was corny, but definitely fit the ambiance of what you thought your first time would be like.

You felt Jack wrap his arms around you, causing you to jump slightly.  He pressed a soft kiss at the nape of your neck.  He continued to kiss your neck and then move down the length of your shoulder.  You closed your eyes to enjoy the moment.  Your heart seemed to thunder louder in your ears with every peck. It was happening. You were about to have sex for the first time.  You had never even imagined the moment until a couple days ago and now it was happening.

“I just want to say that I am honored to be the first man to sleep with you, Y/n.” Jack whispered in your ear.  “I want us to take this nice and slow.  We can stop at any point, so don’t think too much.  Tell me what feels good. Tell me what doesn’t.  And let’s have fun, okay, baby?”

You gave a soft nod, not sure how to respond to that. Jack had a great way with words. His deep voice packaged so sweetly in that Kentucky accent was his greatest asset.  At the same time, all the things he said sounded right, but didn’t mean anything to you.  What was going to be nice? What was going to be slow? Were you just supposed to say stop? How did you know if felt good or bad?

“Don’t short circuit, babe.” Jack chuckled.  “As I said, we’re going to take this slowly. Let’s start with something you’re amazing at...”

He flipped you around and pulled you into a deep kiss. You smiled a bit, forgetting how long it had been since you felt Jack’s lips on yours. You wrapped your arms around his neck as your eyes fluttered close. He parted his lips slightly to playfully pull at your lower lip. You reciprocated by doing the same to his upper lip. After teasing tug after tug, your tongue finally broke free to play with his. Jack grunted softly, his hands squeezing your lower half.  You were used to Jack getting grabby and welcomed it, reaching up to give his curls a little tug.  He let out a soft moan as he picked you up and laid you on the bed.  While this was a common occurrence in your make out sessions, it was the first time you felt nervous about it. 

“Relax, baby.” Jack cooed as he sat up. His knees pressed into the bed on either side of you as he gently stroked your cheek. “It’s just me.”

You smiled softly, his brown curls tickling your face. You reached up and cradled his cheeks that became rounder from his smile. You let your thumbs rub gently against his beard and he leaned into the touch. He let out a sigh before removing his black tank top.  You bit your lip as you admired his chest, your hand traveling downward to play in his soft chest hair. Jack didn’t move, letting his hands continue to rest on either side of you as explored. Your other hand followed its twin as you caressed his skin, feeling the rigidness of his muscles as you got more south. You stopped at the waistband of his jeans and looked up at him shyly.

“Do you want me to take them off?” Jack asked.

Your eyes went wide as you turned your face to the side. You gave a short nod as you focused on the wall.  Jack lifted a hand to slowly move your face so you could look at him. His sapphire pools were filled with adoration as he looked at you.

“I only have one rule which is to look at me.” He grinned. “Especially when you’re requesting I strip for you.”

You blushed, trying to look away, but Jack held your chin to remind you to look forward.  You smiled which turned into a nervous giggle.

“I’ll ask you again. Do you want me to take them off?”

“Yes...” You said before biting your lip and adding, “...please.”

Jack groaned, unraveling his thumb from under your chin to pull your lip from your teeth. “It’s crazy that you don’t know what you do to me, Y/n.”

He captured your lips in a kiss as he undid his belt.  You focused on massaging his shoulders, ignoring the clitter-clatter of his belt and then the eventual thud of his pants falling to the ground.

You broke the kiss timidly to look down between you.  You could see Jack in black Tommy Hilfiger underwear that sat low on his waist.  You could also see the outline of his package as clear as day.  Your eyes shot back up to Jack’s face almost in shock, Mikayla’s words of advice hitting your head.

He’s mostly likely going to be a bit hard by the time you see it.  Don’t be alarmed if it gets bigger.

You wondered if it could get bigger than that. You tried to think about the first time you put in a tampon and the struggle that was. This was going to be ten times worse than that.

“Usually, I would ask if you like what you see, but for once I’m worried to hear the answer to that question.” Jack chuckled.

“Sorry, I’m just nervous.” You murmured.

Jack grabbed your hand and pressed it to his chest.  Your eyes widened as you looked at him.  His lips were parted as he panted through them, staring down at you.  His heart was pounding so hard that you felt like it was trying to kick you.

“So am I...” He said finally, before flashing you a smile. “But we’re going to loosen up.  We have all night.”

You smiled back at him.  You sat up to undo the zipper of your dress. Jack leaned back slightly, realizing he had been hovering over you this whole time. You timidly pulled your arms out of the dress. Under Jack’s gaze you had a sudden change of heart.  This was completely out of your comfort zone. You pressed the dress to your chest, feeling your face get hot.

“I...uh...” You stammered to figure out what you wanted to say. Was it a warning? A disclaimer? A deflection?

You could tell Jack was thinking of how to encourage you.  His brows were slightly furrowed, concern weighing on his features. You took a deep breath.  You bought this for him.  You wanted to show it to him. You just needed to take the plunge. You released your tight grip on the front of the dress and then slowly pulled it down.  You wiggled to get the dress from around your hips so that it slid off the bed and to the ground. Jack was frozen and you couldn’t help but cover your face with your hands.

Jack couldn’t speak.  Never in a million years did he expect this to be the piece of clothing you were wearing under that borderline church dress. The lacey material left very little to the imagination. It cupped your breasts lightly to give them minimum support, the obvious goal to make them look their perkiest. He could see your nipples clearly through the fabric, the floral prints decorating them gorgeously and he couldn’t wait to let his tongue run across it. The plunge neckline that was incredible and he planned how he would pepper kisses down the exposed skin. His eyes traveled downward and he let out a soft gasp. There it was a fabric cage that did nothing to cover your bare pussy. He naturally glanced away knowing his stare was disrespectful, even though you couldn’t see him.  This was a feast for his eyes and he couldn’t even figure out where to begin.

“Is it...too much?” You asked softly. “Mikayla said I should have went with a baby doll or something that was a bit more gateway lingerie...but the color...”

“Looks amazing...” His voice was deep and husky in a way you only heard when you called him early in the morning. He took your wrists in his hands and pulled your hands from your face.  You were a bit teary, mostly from being so caught up in your head. Meeting Jack’s intense gaze, unable to read what was going on in his mind, made you want to curl up into a ball.

You glanced down and gasped.  So, it did get bigger.  A lot bigger.  You heard Jack chuckle as he said,

“My eyes are up here.” He teased.  “Not that I’m doing a very good job at looking at yours.”

You finally met his eyes and saw his bright smile. It was different than the one he normally gave you. This had a devious tinge to it, but for some reason it made you feel more excited than scared.

“Do you like it, Jack?” You asked him. 

“I love it...” Jack smiled. “It’s...you look absolutely breathtaking. This image alone will get me through the rest of the tour.”

Jack pressed a kiss to your neck. You closed your eyes, relishing in the familiarity of his neck kisses. He kissed your shoulders, teasingly taking one of the straps in between his teeth to snap against your skin.  You flinched a bit and he gave several light kisses over the area.  Pain and pleasure, what an addictive combo.

“A-Are we going to do it now?” You asked, biting your lip.

Jack paused his ministrations on your collarbone to look up at you.  He smiled softly and moved back up to peck your lips.

“Far from it, princess.”  He showed three fingers and smiled. “We can’t start until I can fit all of these inside of you.”

He wiggled them teasingly, the grin on his face getting brighter. Your eyes widened and he laughed.  “Trust me, I can do it. It’ll just take some time.”

And Jack took his time.  He loved the item of clothing so he happily worked around it. Kissing and sucking the exposed skin from your chest and navel which left marks here and there as he went.  He spent a lot of time on your breasts, molding them in his hands and using his tongue and fingers to toy with your nipples. He watched every reaction from you: the embarrassed moans falling off your lips, the arch of your back toward him and how you gripped the sheets in an attempt to relieve the tension building up. He took down mental note after mental note to remember what got his girl going for next time.

Jack finally made it between your legs, pleased to see how slick your fold already were.  

“Let’s do a quick test shall we?”  Jack showed you his pinky.  He brought it to your lips and despite still gasping for air, you giggled softly and kissed it.

Jack pushed his finger into your core and closed his.  Soaked. He could feel how aroused you were and the clench of your walls against his finger practically welcomed him.

“Hm, you maybe a bit further along than a thought...” Jack grinned at you. “...you’re a natural, baby.”

He could feel your core flutter at the praise and he smiled to himself.  He withdrew his pinky and switched out for his index finger, one of the three original fingers promised for the test. This was a tighter fit. He would have been able to get to the knuckle, but he could feel the tenseness in your lower body.  

“My princess needs a bit more loosening up,” Jack remarked.

You were looking down at him, your neck craning to see him as he got off the bed to crouch between your legs. Meeting your gaze, he licked the arousal off his fingers relishing in your innocent, wide eyes.

“This is where I need you to be vocal, sweetheart.” Jack explained.  “I’m going to be enjoying myself down here, but I need you to let me know if you are having fun too.  Can even give me a little tug?”

He winked at you as he took one of your hands and placed in his hair.  You blushed, unable to imagine pulling his hair and directing him.  You wondered how different it would be than what you did to yourself at home.  When you showered before the concert, you had tried the shower head technique Mikayla had talked about in your “pleasure” talk. The rush of water was overwhelming: adding too much pressure to your clit and very little everywhere else.  Mikayla had told you it would be similar to “head” so, now you were a bit worried.  You were already practicing how you would ask him to stop when a loud moan left your lips.

Jack’s tongue was nothing like the showerhead.  His licks were soft, but purposeful.  He started by teasing your lower lips while his hands massaged your inner thighs. He then transitioned to long licks up your folds, the tip of his tongue accidentally-on-purpose always flicking your clit ever so lightly at the end.  He waited until he could feel you bucking into him before sticking his tongue inside.  Your hands entangled themselves in Jack’s hair and you found yourself moaning his name like a Gregorian chant. He spent a lot of time just licking around your clit as if trying to push your buttons.  You squeeze his curly brown locks and choked out a soft “Please.”

Jack grinned up at you, though you couldn’t see it with your head tossed back in pleasure. He didn’t mind because that view was just as sinful.  

“Good girl...” He commended you before latching on to your clit.

Your thighs locked Jack’s head in to your crotch and he swore he was in heaven. He played with your clit gently, giving you little pauses in between by taking time to give your lower lips the occasional suck. He pushed his index finger into your core, it slipping in with ease. He then tried his luck with his middle finger which went in as well.  He knew his third finger would fit in. He had enough slip from slick which dripping down his chin at the moment.  But, he worried that it would be too much of a stretch. His eyes watched you as he inserted the last finger and the loud pitch squeak you let out scared him at first. But, the softness in your eyes as you looked down at him told him everything he needed to know.  However, when you said it out loud, he got goose bumps.

“I feel so...full.” You moaned out. “I like it....”

Jack closed his eyes and lightly sucked on your clit as a response, watching as you trembled through your orgasm.  Your thighs locked him in further so he enjoyed the ride of your hips bucking into the air.  His hands massaged your outer thighs expertly as you came down from your high and slowly released your hold on him.  Jack stood up, wiping his mouth with the back of his arm with a satisfied smile.

“Ever wondered what you taste like?” He asked extending his wet index finger toward you.

You sucked the tip lightly, sending vibrations down to another part of Jack’s anatomy. You scrunched up your nose making him chuckle.

“Suit yourself...” Jack smirked before licking them clean in front of you.

You couldn’t help but be reminded that his tongue was doing exactly that inside of you just moments ago. You moved to cover your face again, but he stopped you.

“Do you want to keep going?” Jack asked you. He turned to lay on his side next to you, coaxing your to do the same.

His caressed your cheek with his thumb as he waited for your response. When you continued to stare at him, he gave you a kiss on the forehead.  He motioned to get up, but your shaky hand stopped him.

“I want to keep going.” You nodded. “I was just wondering...how I could do more for you...”

Jack’s eyebrows went up in surprise. “I’ll be honest, I’m already on brick just seeing you like this.”

Your face showed that you were dissatisfied with that response making Jack laugh.  He sighed and removed his underwear, tossing it on the floor.  You peered down, eyes wide seeing his member stand all on it’s own.  You crawled over to it and looked at Jack for permission. He nodded and you tapped the tip lightly. He sucked in air through his teeth making your recoiled in shock.

“Did that hurt?” You asked.

“No...and yes...” Jack said honestly. “It’s uh, really sensitive, you know. Here, let me show you how to...”

He gripped the base of his cock, giving his thick pale member, long stokes from base to tip.  You watched intensely which made Jack feel a little bashful. He was basically jerking off in front of a virgin. How pathetic could that look?  Once your hand replaced his, he had no regrets.  Your hand was smaller than his which triggered the size kink in him.  He closed his eyes, enjoying the sensation of you touching him.  He could feel your curiosity, but also your nervousness as you played with it.  You tried a couple things like moving your fingers on the underside of his cock and twisting your hands around it.  Jack forced himself to moan out actual words so you knew how good of a job you were doing, but he knew they were blurring together.  He knew he wouldn’t last long if you kept it up.

Jack placed his hand on your wrist to stop you.  “If we keep going, I’m going to cum.”

“I want to see it.”  You said, looking at him with a bit of defiance for the first time that evening.

Jack almost gave in, just happy to see how into it you were. But, he felt you deserved a nice, hard-on for your first time.

“Another time?”  Jack suggested, getting up to get a condom. 

Maybe even later. Jack thought, but he didn’t want to say it out loud. Jack climbed back on the bed, turning you on your back.  

“Are you r--”

“Yes, I’m ready.” You nodded.  You said it with confidence, but Jack could see the timidness in your eyes.

“Alright, I got you, baby.” Jack kissed you deeply before adding. “I love you.”

“I love you too, Jack.” You smiled.

Jack moved the little fabric covering your pussy to the side and positioned himself at your entrance. Just his tip alone felt like it was going to bust you apart.  Jack laced his fingers with yours, resting his forehead on yours as well before pushing in.  You gasped, squeezing your eyes shut.

“Ah, it’s  a lot...” You choked out. Jack stopped immediately and waited.

He kissed a couple of tears that came out of your eyes, whispering sweet nothings into your ear.  You sighed deeply before nodding,

“Keep going.”

“You sure?” Jack asked.

“Yes....”

Jack pushed in more and you squeezed his hand tighter, making him stop. He watched your face, wishing he could get you to open your eyes, but knew that would happen once the pleasure kicked in.

“Is it almost in?” You asked.

Jack glanced down seeing about half his member still outside you. In the most convincing voice he could muster he responded, “Yeah.”

“Then do it.” You said, looking him the eyes. “I can take it....”

Jack looked at you like you were crazy. “Y/n...”

“Please, I just want to feel--” You bit your lip and sighed. You were clearly embarrassed for having to beg for it so, Jack took you out of your misery.

“Okay...okay...” Jack cooed.  He held your hip with his free hand and he slid fully inside you.

Jack closed his eyes. It was as amazing as he imagined. It took all of his self-control not to pull out and ram into you again just to recreate the sensation. Your juices were plentiful and your core caressed his cock like it was welcoming him home.

He slipped his hands below your back and hugged you to his chest as you got used to his size. You hugged him back, rubbing his back softly, thanking him for waiting for you.  Jack shook his head, as he sang one of the songs on your playlist in your ear.  He was enjoying himself.  Feeling you so close to him, warming his cock, while listening to both of your favorite music. This was what sex was supposed to be.

“Jack, can we do it again?” You asked, quietly.

“Do what again?” Jack asked, laying you back down. He was concerned that you thought this was sex, but didn’t want to make you feel awkward about it. 

“You know, w-where you p-push in again?” You struggled to get the request out and he smiled.

“Absolutely...” Jack smiled into the crook of your neck.  You really were a natural and so cute with it too.

Jack began thrusting into you. He started slowly, waiting for your verbal cues and non-verbal cues of what to do next. You wanted to go faster, he went faster, you wanted harder, he went harder. He loved watching the faces you made and the moans you let out involuntarily. The sound of slapping skin was starting to get louder than the music.  Jack moved your legs around, throwing them over his shoulders or pushing them towards your chest to get better and better angles.  After feeling your orgasm once, he recognized the tremor in your core. His thrusts got harder and he used his thumb to run circles around your clit.  He knew his release was coming even soon as well and he wanted to get there with you.

“Look at me, baby.” Jack said, “I need to see your eyes to...”

Jack couldn’t even finish the sentence. Seeing you open your eyes and stare at him in that seductive expression made him bust. He knew it wasn’t intentional, it was just your f*cked out face, but goodness was it beautiful. He felt you clench around him, calling out his name one more time as you hit your climax.  You both stayed still, riding out your highs by playing a final round of tongue hockey.  Once he was soft, Jack slowly pulled out of you, and got up to dispose of the condom.  

You laid here for awhile, smiling to yourself.  You enjoyed it...a lot.  There were parts of it that made you embarrassed to think about, but those were the ones that aroused you the most.

Jack retuned to the bed and held out his hand for you. You suddenly realized that there was water running.  You took Jack’s hand and he kissed it.

“Your bath is almost ready, princess.”  He kissed up your arm to your cheek. “Welcome to Jack After Sex.”

You laughed loudly at the outrageousness of his comment. It sounded like a late night talk show, but it broke the tension in terms of what to say or do next. Jack smiled brightly which turned into a laugh as well. You had worried about your first time for a long time and heard many horror stories. But in this moment you realized just how lucky you were to have this experience with Jack and you looked forward to many more.

A/N: This was a lot longer than I thought it would be. Oops lol

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Name: Vayne Zhao

Japanese: ブイン ザオ

Voice Claim: Satoshi Hino

Other Names:

Herbivore (Leona)

Horned Bastard Junior (Leona)

Betrayer (Leona)

Bull Shark (Floyd)

Monsieur Giant (Rook)

Little Calf (Lilia)

Child (Malleus)

Monster (Students)

Biographical Information

Gender: Male

Pronouns: He/Him

Sexuality: Pan/Asexual [?]

Considering he has the mental age of a child while not understanding the concept of having a partner for life, he mostly just wants friends for now.

Age: 60+

A pure-blooded fae, just like Malleus and Lilia, to them he is merely a toddler. But in a human sense, he would be about 18-20.

Birthday: November 13

Starsign: Scorpio

Height: 251 cm (8'2)

Eye Color: Munsell Green (Left Eye), Munsell Red (Right Eye)

Hair Color: Black, Pantone Green, Orange Peel

He under dyed his hair the color of savanaclaw during his two years staying in the dormitory. After he switched to Diasomnia, he repainted his under dye to the color of his current dormitory. Though its not explained why he kept a stripe of the orange color, people assume he probably felt guilty about switching dorms and the traumatic event that happened right before.

Homeland: Briar Valley

Family: Lilia (Foster Father), Malleus (Guardian), Sebek (Babysitter), Silver (Foster Brother)

Professional Status

Dorm: Diasomnia Dorm

School Year: Year 3

Class: 3-E, Student No. 11

Occupation: Student

Club: Mountain Lovers Club, Stargazing Club

To enjoy the freedom and freshness of air, he enjoys every second hiking on the mountain while admiring the view with Jade. He had even influenced Jade to smell flowers with him while they rest under a tree. He likes the nostalgic memories of when he used to run across the woods in his homeland, Briar Valley.

The Stargazing Club, led by Tsukiko, they warmly welcomed Vayne to participate anytime he wants to at night. If he has trouble sleeping or something he'd like to get his thoughts out of, lying under the night sky with Tsukiko and the other members would be his first option.

Best Subject: PE

This doesn't even need to be explained, just look at the way he's built. That's a biiiiig boy right there.

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Fun Fact

Dominant Hand: Right

Favorite Food: Carrot Dumpling

Carrots and dumplings are his favorite food, so it would be twice as better if both ingredients are to be combined as a dish.

Least Favorite Food: None

He will eat basically anything, even Lilia's cooking.

Dislikes: Violence

It's not surprising most people would assume violence is his no.1 priority, but he wouldn't even dare to hurt a fly. Though during his first two years of staying in Savanaclaw, he was forced to show aggression towards other students who go against Leona and Ruggie in order to maintain his 'friendship' with them.

Hobby: Smelling Flowers

He's attracted to floral scent, and will spare hours just to admire them. It put's his mind at ease and reduces stress. A friend of his even made him a flower scented perfume just so he don't have to be out the rain for the sake of his flower addiction.

Talent: Immune To Physical Pain

Do you really think he'd feel punches and cuts? Okay, maybe a stab wound would hurt but otherwise he won't be as vulnerable as having emotional pain.

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Bull to represent his fae species, he was mainly based off Ferdinand the bull. He may also have some similarities from Kronk but it's not obvious.

Appearance

A bulky body with childlike face, he surely is built different. He has a tan skin with scars all over him, the ones standing out most being a scar on the right eye, two small scars on the left side of his jaw, and huge claw marks on his right arm. He has a half tied black hair with an underdye green, along with an orange stripe on the left side on his front hair. He also has two small horns with golden rings, possibly indicating his youth as he is often called 'little calf' by Lilia. Let's not forget the fabulous earrings which are apparently his baby fangs.

His uniform doesn't fit and unfortunately that was the biggest size they have, so he prefers to tie it around his waist for fashion sense, he also ties his dorm ribbon on his arm. And instead of a tie, he wore a bow thanks to Lilia's influence. He would wear a bow for every outfit he has, no matter if it doesn't 'aesthetically fit'.

Personality

This rumored 'Monster' third year student who happens to be mistaken and is a literal ray of sunshine. Eager to make friends, he tries his best to be as affectionate as possible, hoping the fearful students will eventually warm up to him. Its almost impossible to make this bubbly child angry, though at one point he did snap during his second year in Savanaclaw.

His childishness also made people dislike him, he's basically a child stuck in a man's body, running around in a college and oblivious to almost everything. Though he's still learning, there's still so much he doesn't know about the world.

Due to his past, he's afraid of being left alone, or abandoned. He never goes anywhere alone and will tag along with the others even if they've never met each other. Most people are uncomfortable with it, but some are kind enough to let him join them for a walk.

Powers And Abilities

Immunity- Once again, he's not vulnerable to having physical pain, nor is it easy for him to get wounded.

Leaf Magic- Vayne is skilled at leaf magic, and most of his favorite spells are leaf elements.

Unique Magic

???- It is currently unknown what his UM is, as he had never used it publicly and seemed to be very secured of this information. But it was rumored that he had used it once during his second year, it ended up heavily injuring multiple students, one of them ended up in a coma. This led to him immediately switching to Diasonmia dorm, to be under his father's care. They described the UM as 'a strong, sharp force, enough to make a hole through tree, walls and even humans. Like a bull's horn'. It's a rather dangerous and lethal signature spell to possess, and even mysterious knowing that Vayne does not like violence. It's still a reoccurring question to what made him do such horrendous thing.

Background

40+ years before Silver, Vayne was adopted and raised by Lilia. Although he was aware that his biological parents abandoned him, that made him got attached to Lilia almost immediately. He then learnt the existence of other races in the world after Silver came in. He was happy to see his new brother, but Silver..... not so much. He was very annoyed of Vayne, he still is now but in a brotherly matter.

Notable Relationships

Skye Augustus- They don't speak often, but Skye seems to not mind his company whenever he passes by. He made Vayne some good dishes in return of helping Skye pick up some heavy furniture.

Lilia Vanrouge- Its no doubt he loves his father a lot, he would always be there for Vayne when needed. Lilia often encourages Vayne to hang out with other students but knowing Vayne's struggles, Lilia can't help but prefers if his son stays by his side instead.

Malleus Draconia- Malleus is like a mentor to Vayne. He taught the child everything he should know before enrolling into NRC, and hence being able to possess exceptional magic spells within a few months.

Silver- Who does he go to whenever there's trouble? Why usually you'd think it's Lilia but he actually seeks assistance from his beloved brother first, as Silver was supposedly tasked by Lilia to watch over Vayne whenever he's away. Babysitting him is a daily routine, and Silver's very much used to it no matter how annoying Vayne can be. Silver usually watches over him if another bullying case happens or if he almost destroy a property again.

Sebek Zigvolt- To Vayne, Sebek is just another family member to him. Vayne may not interact with him much, but he does appreciate Sebek's admiration towards Malleus.

Leona Kingscholar & Ruggie Bucchi- He has very.... complicated relationship with Leona and Ruggie due to their past interactions and would rather not be reminded of the events.

Vil Schoenheit- Vil often brings Vayne over to help him with his modelling and fashion projects. Not being able to catch up with his commands or slow processing, Vil tries to be less stricter with him.

Maverick Brewer- His only best friend throughout the years. Vayne loves Maverick's passion towards perfume and will continue to support his work as he promised.

Epel Felmier- After knowing Vayne long enough, he became protective towards him and will throw hands for him. Who doesn't love a small gremlin friend looking after their 8ft tall bull sized friend.

Trivia

You will find him under a tree with a field of flowers, usually during afternoon/evening.

He's often seen hanging out with Lilia, Silver, or Maverick. It's very rare to see him alone.

He occasionally brings freshly picked flowers to the people he cares about.

Giving free piggyback rides are his favorite hobby.

He can whistle well, and just like any disney princesses, his little tunes attracts animals, even fairies maybe.

Lilia worries he has a high risk of getting blots, or even overblot despite using only magic within a healthy scale.

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[letters-to-yj]

okay!! going off biting his collarbones cause who wouldn’t—like what if you’re cuddling and jjunie has like one of those iconic tank tops on and you’re just like “I wanna nom nom” and so you just—go for it—and it’s not like a full on bite (you’re not a vampire 🧍🏽 unless— 👀👀👀 jk jk) it’s like a little nibble and then you place a kiss and you can feel him tense up and he’s like “darling what you are you doing” and you’re like “what does it look like I’m doing??” CAUSE YOU HAVE NO SHAME AT ALL SMH (but ngl do we have any shame??) but him being—yeonjun—which means he’s a simp and let’s you do whatever you want. So now—out of nowhere you just wanna nom nom on him in a loving way when you cuddle—and give him kisses afterwards— we are not uncultured 🙄🙄🙄 AND YOU BETTER TREAT HIM WITH LOVE BECAUSE HE LETS YOU DO YOUR LITTLE LOVE NOM NOM’S 🥺🥺 and you better let him do it too because he wants to give you love nom nom’s cause he loves you 🤍🤍 but yeah—just imagine giving love nom mom’s to jjunie

honestly I can imagine just being all snuggled up to him and at first you're just giving little kissies and it's all very soft and content—but then, you get the idea in your little goblin brain to give him a little bite and so you just...do it 😭 a tiny little nom and tbh he probably just pauses and goes "did you just—BITE ME??" and you're like "yes? obviously 🙄" SKDKF and he's just staring at you like 🤨 but tbh he thinks it's rly funny and cute lmao and then later (maybe later that night when you're doing the dishes or smth idk just not paying much attention) he comes up behind you and you think oh he's just being affectionate, which he is ofc! but then he just fucking CHOMPS your shoulder 😭😭 and you're like "YEONJUN—"

and he just laughs at you because how did you not expect this ?? hello ?? you started it !! anyway, y'all are just both chaos gremlins that's it DKFKGL but it does lowkey become a cute little habit/almost running joke between you two, just another dorky way to show affection 🥺

[angelic-jeonghan1004]

Just one kiss || Wonjin

Wonjin brainrot,, had this thought now here we are. I'm trying to get more active again I missed you my loves </3  also don't know if any of the way I explain holiday parties correct Im just going off of the Christmas eve parties I've attended or Christmas movies I've watched

Synopsis: Festive themed party you need a plus one, why not your flirty best friend?

Pairing: Wonjin x reader

Genre: fluff, crack

Warnings: not proof read

♡๑⌓✿ ◍✧* ♡๑⌓✿ ◍✧*♡๑⌓✿ ◍✧* ♡๑⌓✿ ◍♡๑

Going to a party is fun but having the funniest guy as your plus one made it even better. Wonjin being your bestfriend he was the first person to come to mind when having to attend a party for distant family since he already knew your inner family circle well and got along great so you knew he’d be able to keep you company and get along with your cousins and other relatives. The one thing about your bestfriend is he is a flirt and that does make your heart skip a beat on more than one occasion. 

It was a party festive themed so there was some red and green attributes to add in a cute holiday touch, but one thing that was easy to note was the mistletoe above one of the entrance to a hallway, making sure to mentally note its presence just to avoid having to kiss someone since who knows who you’d end up with.

You ended up becoming an iconic duo throughout the night joking around with your family and family friends but after a while decided to find your way to seclude yourselves as you wanted a moment away from a bunch of people.

“Do you want any snacks? I’m going to go grab a plate I can get you something as well just find us a place to sit okay?” Wonjin said with a smile, you couldn’t help but feel shy at the boyfriend material Wonjin was.

“Yeah, some chips and dip if they have anything” You said smiling just as bright, you went to find a place to sit and you noted it was quite close to the mistletoe so be careful walking around it. Once Wonjin came back you noticed how he was standing right under the mistletoe so you decided to play with him.

“Wonjin my favorite pretty boy?” You said with a cheeky grin you could see how his face warmed up with a red tint but he tried to keep calm. He leaned his head on the wall at the entrance to the hallway. 

“Yes?” He gulped. You couldn't help but laugh. He’s just so cute.

“Look up” With those words he did as you told and saw the mistletoe, now his confidence came out. His playful side came out in a matter of seconds. He quickly puckered up his lips and leaned in close to you making kissy noises. You pushed his face away with a light playful smack.

“Oh my god Wonjin stop” You said barely holding in laughter. He looked at you with pleading eyes.

“Just one kiss” He said with a childish voice and an overdone pout. He couldn’t help but laugh at his own actions. he puckered up his lips again but what he didn't suspect was for you to lift up from you seat and quickly plant a kiss on his lips before sitting right back down. He was stars truck to say the least he was staring at you dumb founded he almost dropped the plate of food. You yourself where in a panic mode, you did it with a burst of confidence both wanting to joke back but forgetting how intense your feelings where for him your heart is going a mile a minute and so is his.

“Can you do that again? I’m still under the mistletoe” He said with a smirk, He felt confidant at the fact you must be interested in him too as he’s had interest in you. His playful response left you giddy and happy to know everything was fine.

“I thought you said just one kiss though?” You said laughing. He smiled back at you and this time it was his turn, he leaned down and planted a kiss on your forehead and felt as if he was on cloud 9. 

[divinefireangel]

What are the types of hugs and kisses the Sf9 boys give?

Since I wanna put myself in a fluffy mood...

Warnings: Fluff. Soft SF9. Overuse of the words kisses, arms, and stuff 😂😂

YB:

Hugs: You know the hug you get while slow dancing?

Where you rest your head on his shoulder

Cheek on his chest

Arms around each other in a strong yet soft embrace?

Thumb going back and forth comfortingly on your skin?

Yeah that 🥺

It's so he can easily kiss your hair or temple

And look at your cheek swelling when you smile due to this action

Kisses: The

Sweetest

Kisses

Ever

Omg where do I begin

His kisses are ones that always tell you that he loves you

They aren't too hard

Neither is it like those kisses you won't feel at all

It's just right in between

Enough pressure to get a bit of your lip balm tint on his lips

Chivalry ain't dead so many knuckle kisses

Especially when your hands are intertwined

IS:

Hugs: He makes you hide your face in his chest

Protecting you from everything 😭

Rests his cheek on your hair

Arms wrapped round your shoulders

Rubbing your upper arms

His lips go from kissing your forehead to smiling against it

Kisses: The Wedding Kiss™

Idk how else to describe it lol

Hands grabbing your cheeks

Tilting your face up

Eyes closing the moment you can feel the heat and air from his lips and mouth on your own

A deep kiss

Your eyes are still closed after he's stopped 🤭

A big fan of temple kisses too

But prefers your lips

JY:

Hugs: Bear hugs, hands down

He is tall, has broad af shoulders

Can hide your whole body with his

But there's just something so adorable when you blush after he hugs you like this

Cause he's pecked you cheek

Pulled you flush against him

Arms circled your waist and fingers are pressing into your soft skin

And also cause he can hide his face in the crook of your neck hehe

Kisses: Oof he smiles into the kiss

Can't help it

He just loves you so much

When he kisses you, one palm pulls your face closer or tilts it to your comfort

The other one roams your waist, hips, butt, wherever he feels like 😂

Loves giving and especially receiving cheek kisses *cries*

DW:

Hugs: The clingy hug

Especially when he's sitting and you're standing

His hands find your belt hoops to pull you close

His face takes liberty to nuzzle in your stomach

Claims it feel like his pillow 😂

And that it's so warm he can fall asleep like this

Expects you to play with his hair

Please play with his hair 🥺

Kisses: Cute little multiple pecks

All over your face

To make you giggle

Loves kissing your nose a lot

Mans lips are plump as hell

So his lips completely engulf yours

A bit of tongue gets involved in lip kisses

Prefers to keep those to the bedroom 👀

RW:

Hugs: He picks you up lol

Your hands grip his shoulders for dear life

It's always so sudden when he picks you up

You know he won't drop you but you're still scared 😂

His forearms supporting the dip in your back and below your butt

Will not put you down till you give him many kissys and fix his hair

Kisses: The most love filled ones

So much passion and fire

A bit aggressive but like

Intoxicatingly aggressive

His kiss pulls you in for more even when there is no air in your lungs

Loves forehead kisses but won't expect them cause of his height :(

ZH:

Hugs: He nuzzles his face in your neck

Like a cat 🥺

Whether it be from the front or back

Nose moves up and down the length of your neck

Breathing in your scent

Arms pulling you closer and closer to his body

Melts when you cup his cheek or kiss it or pull it

Kisses: Pouts and pluckers his lips out

Wants you to meet him halfway

Absolutely over the moon when you peck him first

Then cup his cheeks to pull him closer

And tilt your heads for one big kiss

When you pull away he moves forward chasing your lips again 😂

Likes nose kisses

Cause his nose his iconic™

YT:

Hugs: He cups your face and brings it to his shoulder

Then one of his hands wraps around your mid back

The other is still on your face

Stroking the apple of your cheek

Feeling the heat radiating from it due to your blush

Kinda glad that you can't see his strawberry cheeks lol

Kisses: The Shyest kisser of SF9

He's blushing before you kiss

After you kiss

During the kiss

His kisses are soft, a bit wet and a little needy

Smiles his sunshine smile when you kiss him out of the blue

Kiss his cheek a lot so he can break into a genuine smile

HY:

Hugs: The normal hug 😂

Hwi baby is a lil awkward so he'll keep it safe

But he won't be shy to let his hand slip onto your butt 💀

Overjoyed when you hug him from behind

Cause you have to jump onto his back

Gummy smiles all day when you initiate the hug

Kisses: Oh he can definitely make your knees weak with his kisses

Forceful kisses

Your hands on his shoulders to hoist yourself higher to reach his lips

His hands are spread out on your back

Pulling you close

It's kinda like a make out

After you break the kiss, he always connects your foreheads together

Another member who melts for cheek kisses btw

CH:

Hugs: Doesn't hug

Expects you to just wrap you hands around him

While his remain in his pockets

Of course when you whine he will reluctantly embrace you

But it's all such an act lol

Secretly he is begging for you to hug him in his mind

Kisses: Surprise kisses!!!!

No like you'll turn and find him next to you

Then he leans forward and pecks your lips

Blushes after and looks down while moving out of your way

You are literally "???"

Cause you don't know what happened

The biggest fan of kissing the back of your palm

All the damn time

Even in public 🥺

Squeeze his hand after and he will propose right away

[whatsabriard]

Watch With Me: Hart to Hart 1x01

Episode Title: Pilot Original Air Date: 8-25-1979 Important Notes: This 2-hour Pilot episode did a great job of setting the series up, and introducing the viewer to Jennifer and Jonathan and the entity that is their powerhouse marriage. However, the show's internal canon was all over the place especially re: the early years of their marriage. So scenes discussing Jennifer's family and wedding should be taken with a grain of salt because they will all be ret-conned by the end of the series. This episode is the only time we hear the Hart's special song - Now, by the Carpenters - and the only episode missing its iconic theme song. (Mark Snow, I could kiss you on your mouth for that theme song.)

Quote of the Ep (tie): "If I rolled over right now and tried to make love to you, would you call the police?" Only if I thought you needed help.

"This is going to be your first time, isn't it?" To be fair, not exactly.

Right off the bat, they try to insinuate that Jonathan is not very involved with running Hart Industries, something that will change drastically. I mean, Deanne has been his secretary for a month and has never seen him?

"They found the missing Rembrandt" - were they trying to Thomas Crown this?

Jonathan might want to take Jennifer's mother out for her birthday - the mom that has been dead since Jennifer was a child. Oopsie.

They call the spa where they blackmail people "The Golden Goose" lmao. Smooth.

Jennifer is doing a series of articles on the nature of macho. She does intensive research - she's known for it. GASP.

I have no idea what Max was making in the blender with raw eggs and a dash of whiskey? And Jonathan gave it to Freeway? why god.

PS Freeway's actor's name was Charlie and he was 12 when the series ended. He's a Löwchen and my ass is on a waiting list for one with a friend in San Diego who just started in the breed a few years ago.

I have to warn you. I don't watch this show for plot. That would be stupid of me and you.

A Health Farm. what a weird concept. So 70s/80s.

Jill St John dressed as a baby during "regression therapy". Future wife of Robert Wagner, too, 11 years down the road.

"Shouldn't she be in school?" Jonathan Hart is a sarcastic little bitch sometimes.

18 minutes into the episode and we get our first look at Jennifer, racing to the Golden Goose in her Mercedes convertible which apparently does not have its signature "Hart" license plate.

"Even as a child I was all thumbs." It must have been painful for you to handle a yo-yo. Guess what. Jennifer is also a sarcastic little bitch sometimes.

Doing an enemies-to-lovers mini arc was pretty inspired. Do it tonight, bungalow 10. They wanted the viewer to believe Jennifer was an assassin.

This chick is teaching water aerobics in heels.

"Templeton, you got nerves."

His real name is Jonathan Hart - IT SEEMS HE FANCIES HIMSELF A DETECTIVE AS WELL.

He showed up for an undercover stint with his clothing custom made for his persona. That attention to detail is what makes Mr Hart better than your average mega-rich wanna-be detective.

"Apologize? You? Whatever for?" *smack*

Only the bravest men wear a white onesie. It's the confidence that pulls it off.

This lady smuggled alcohol into her room in her perfume bottles.

"This is going to cost me money?" LOL omg

One of the first scenes RJ and Stef filmed together was the long scene in bed. They nailed it. Chemistry everywhere all over the place.

"Your feet are cold." Compared to who, your fulsome friend? "She threw me out." No taste broad.

Like ok it's nice that they're all touchy and kissy in bed and stuff but the most important thing is that they talk. They really like each other. They're best friends. (*cough*cobert*cough*ihaveatype*cough*)

IRRIDESCENT NYLONS AND A UNITARD.

on this blog we try not to discuss natalie wood and the whole..you know...thing. but she has a cameo in this episode and it would be irresponsible not to mention it. we're like 2 years from The Incident, anyway.

Sylvia is wearing a bathing suit that has a hood? FASHION.

Stefanie Powers did her own hair and makeup for this show. So.

"How goes our first day?" This has all been one day? Jesus.

Jennifer's at a health farm doing exercising all day and she's laying in bed doing sit-ups. Psycho.

Then again, Max brought burgers for dinner so.

In this entire ass office of books for these supposed psychiatrists and they just happen to have a book by Jennifer.

ding dong sylvia is dead.

this episode has the first, last and only time Jennifer threatens to withhold sex as a way to control Jonathan. It's also one of the very few times they bicker, which was never a good look for them. The only other time was at the end of season five when the powers that be wanted one of them to cheat on the other, those absolute FUCKERS.

"You're thinking that if you kiss me I'll get all mushy."

"OK, what the hell. Let's stay. So we'll die together. Max will probably bury us."

JONATHAN. WE'RE GETTING OUT OF HERE RIGHT AWAY OR I SWEAR TO GO I'M BECOMING A NUN.

An entire scene of Jennifer and Jonathan "fighting" while flirting with each other.

award winning acting work by Jennifer, who can actually cry on cue.

i want ya'll to know that this is the first of many times that Jennifer is hypnotized on this show. she's getting drowsy...very drowsy. i'm p sure jonathan is only hypnotized once.

I have seen this episode a LOT but I do not remember why jonathan is putting masking tape under his jacket. wtf is that. he also put a wad of cash in the glove box. i told you i don't pay attention to plot.

Jennifer under hypnosis is talking about how much she loves jonathan and they have that love theme playing under it. So sad that we never hear it again.

oh. he's putting the tape on the glass to cut the window and get into the office. derp.

jonathan is using a stethoscope to get into a safe-locked door. that's almost as brilliant as dr mike using an apple corer for Brian's brain surgery.

these bad guys have this whole hypnotism set-up to get their marks to drive over the cliff by the flashing yellow lights. Meaning they've done this more than once and nobody got suspicious? Everyone is just like "guess people like to die there" and went on with their business?

this entire fight scene with the amazon warrior in purple and jennifer is all "hey stop messing around and get in the car we gotta GO."

they're at a poker game in the middle east. there are camels.

this DOG though. i love him.

at the end they're detouring into Africa about a sabotaged diamond mine, hinting that they purposely get involved in their cases. Fortunately for all of us, they end up just stumbling on them most of the time which is way more fun. and insane.

anyway, as per usual the episode ends with making out. a fine tradition.

the end.

Important unimportant detail: Jonathan Hart Towers is also the location of the office of Remington Steele. So I firmly believe that at some point Jennifer wrote a piece about Laura Holt and her firm, specifically years later when she can spill the tea about Remington Steele not even existing and that she had to make him up to get work.

Important unimportant detail #2: my mom's friends used to jokingly call her jennifer hart in the 80s. they were not wrong.

it tickles me beyond all that is holy.

[love-patient-0s-writing-world]

More Rantaro Headcanons

Class: SFW

CW: None (let me know if you want me to tag something)

Note: I swear I don’t only do Rantaro and Shuichi the rest are being worked on

You know his iconic green hair

Weeeelllll it’s dyed :O

He’s got aggressively dark brown hair

I mean he still looks really hot so-👀

Him with that dark brown hair and freckles

A ✨natural✨ look if you will

You’d change his name to “My Cowboy❤️” on your phone

You can imagine the fun time you both have when it comes to hydrating his poor bleached and dyed hair

Roots what’s that???

He makes sure that his ✨true color✨ never shows

If he does decide to let his roots grow out he really would be an avocado

Also please tell him he looks pretty or hot or handsome

Basically just compliment him when he decides to let it grow out

*gasp* “Who’s this handsome man standing in my bathroom with those luxurious locks and that cute butt?”

He let out a soft laugh “Good morning to you too (Y/N).”

Anytime you call him “Becky with the good hair” he’ll end up having to stifle his giggles

When he starts laughing and I mean laughing he’ll start snorting at first it’s little ones but the longer he goes on the louder they get

He likes sharing jewelry with you (don’t worry he sanitizes everything to hell and back)

We all know he’s rich as hell

This dork would buy so many couple’s jewelry 

Especially rings

He got an Animal Crossing themed set of couple’s rings when the game came out

Ever need or want fashion advice he’s the person to go to

Whether at home or in a store he will compliment you until you believe you’re the snack you are no matter the clothes

He’ll raid your closet when you two are done

And look better than you in your own clothes

Please wear his stuff too

He thinks you looks adorable in them

Something he enjoys doing is making you breakfast in bed

If you’re in a tough spot or super stressed out he’ll make sure you dont lift a finger the entire day

Wanna take a bath? The tub is being filled

Want a massage? Soft spa music will start playing

Wanna watch a movie? Netflix is already open

Want to only cuddle all day in bed? His arms are wrapped around you in a heartbeat 

Basically Rantaro is the best boyfriend to exist

His new talent title is now Ultimate Boyfriend

He loves you so much you don’t even know

But don’t let his calm exterior fool you

He fears losing you a lot

Both as a romantic partner and literally losing you like how he lost his sisters (he was able to find them but is scared that’ll happen again)

It’s the second one that he worries about the most though

Always holding your hand or has an arm around your waist

If you’re uncomfy with PDA

He’ll ask if he could hold onto a piece of your shirt while you two are out

If you’re wearing pants that have belt loops he’ll hook a finger onto one of them

Rantaro Amami being the little spoon? It’s more likely than you think.

When he’s having not so great days there’s nothing better than curling up in your arms with his face buried in your neck

Likes laying his head on your chest so he can hear your heartbeat 

It reminds him that you’re here with him and not lost in some place where he’ll never find you

Give him forehead kisses whenever he’s like this, it really cheers him up

Smiley lil avocado💚

Give him all type of kissies in general (he really likes your lips)

Lowkey touch starved but it’s subtle kinda

If you’re cooking or just standing somewhere, he’ll just come up from behind and wrap his arms around your waist

If you’re constantly cold, congratulations you have a lil heater for a boyfriend 

He quite literally makes you melt

Gives the absolute best hugs and cuddles ever

Make sure to give your avocado love and affection everyday as it will help him grow stronger

I hope you enjoyed reading this! Remember to drink water, eat something and get plenty of rest! Feel free to return whenever you want traveler, take care!💜

~Love Patient 0