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primojade · 2 years ago

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𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄.

𝐀𝐂𝐓 𝐈𝐈: 𝐀𝐔𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐀 𝐈𝐔𝐕𝐀𝐓. ( fortune favours the bold )

𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝐈.𝐈 : 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐃𝐈𝐗𝐈𝐓. ( the teacher said it )

" anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. " - albert einstein.

𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒' 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 | As a veteran AR60 player of Genshin Impact, you pride yourself as someone who knows the ins and outs of Teyvat, even studiously completing Spiral Abyss every reset, and having 100% exploration to some, if not all, of the released regions so far. Everything is fun and enjoyable, especially since Sumeru just recently debuted so you still have a lot to do!

All that ends though, when a mysterious passerby pushes you off the building of your university while playing Genshin. But instead of meeting your inevitable end, you find yourself waking up in the very world you were addicted to!

It's supposed to be a fun dream, right? Something you could laugh at when you wake up? Right?! So, why is that you were back in AR1 with nothing but a dull blade in your inventory?!

…well, at least you still have those 700+ sunsettias and mints, Timmie's fowls…and surprisingly similar game mechanics you used to merely see on the screen before. But what should you do now? Flirt with the Genshin men??? Good lords...

"Welcome to Genshin Impact, Dreamer. Here, we can show you a happier ever after you've never had before…so, ready?"

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 | In which you choose to do the World Quest that requires you to meet Cyno, the General Mahamatra himself that leads to a more confusing and maybe…a bit more hopeful ending?

𝐂𝐖 / 𝐓𝐖 | Cursing, Cyno threatening you, mention of injuries but nothing too graphic, spoilers to Sumeru Archon Quest and maybe spoilers in general shskaha. No beta we die like teppei so you would def see grammatical errors. Let me know if I missed anything <3

𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒 | I think this route will probably be my most favorite of them all xD probably because Cyno and Tighnari are here lmao. Reblogs and comments are appreciated!

masterlist | prologue: that love is a fallacy | route 1: argumentum ad hominem | (alternate route) route 1.2: argumentum petitio principii

Try as you might to resist the temptation of primogems, your will is as weak and soulless as your AR1 account. Though you didn’t know if the Wish System here works the same as the one in your game, it wouldn’t hurt to be prepared just in case. Plus, you were really curious to see what the General Mahamantra looked like in real life. Tighnari himself looked so real and so unlike his 3D self, so you choose to accept the World Quest that popped out of nowhere.

Although your caretaker didn’t seem to agree with you in the slightest. “No,” he simply said with a slight frown before tugging you down to the bed when you tried to stand. “You still haven’t fully recovered, you lummox. And you can’t be serious in meeting that man looking…like that.”

The therianthrope then gave a brief glance at your clothes before rolling his eyes. When you looked down, you realised you were still wearing your school uniform. And so unlike how these Sumeru—or even any of the Genshin—characters intricately dressed themselves. You won't even pass as a scholar of Academia even if you say so with your getup!

It was as if Tighnari was telling you 'you would look even more suspicious in the eyes of the General Mahamatra if you meet him as you are now'. But, no! First of all, you are a certified Cyno simp, and second, you need to do the World Quest for Freemogems. You knew Tighnari was worried you might do something stupid to incur the General's ire, but if you remember Cyno’s lore in-game and how between his reputation and his own personality as what others believed greatly differs, you choose to make a gamble.

Tighnari was probably thinking you were some sort of mad scholar that Cyno was hunting or some random madman, but you knew better. Afterall, you were nearly certain Cyno wouldn't hurt you (since you weren't even a Sumeru scholar or anything that broke the rules) so he probably won't bat an eye on you that much. He would be suspicious, yes, but you have to convince them that you mean no harm.

Yeah, that's a plan! You braved yourself, excited at the prospect of meeting one of your favourite characters.

“By the way, Tighnari,” you called him, suddenly remembering something important that you should’ve asked him earlier. “Do you know the….uh, Traveller? The outlander?”

He gave you a puzzled expression. “If you were talking about yourself, then yes, I suppose I know you just now. However, judging from your expression, you were referring to a different person, no?”

You blinked, inching close to him. “I mean, the Traveller! You know…the Honorary Knight of Mondstadt? The Hero of Liyue? Swordfish Captain of Watatsumi Island? First Sage of Buer?...Seriously?!”

“Who in the name of the Seven are you talking about?”

Judging from Tighnari’s genuine confused expression, he really has no idea who you were referring to. Which means…“Holy shit…the game hasn’t started yet,” you almost choked at this realisation.

But if the Mondstadt Archon Quest hasn't really started yet, does this mean that the Traveller was still trapped in their sleep? Or it's possible that Paimon was still teaching them speech at this time? Tighnari himself is already a Forest Watcher, which means that this timeline isn't that far from the start of the game. Right?

Plus, Cyno looked like he's still the General Mahamatra, in contrast to his self-exile during the Sumeru Archon Quest. Meaning, it was possible that he was still loyal to the Academia rules and its Sages, and if he does have his suspicions now regarding the Grand Sage…

Good lord. This would be more difficult to handle.

First things first, you need to meet Cyno and follow the Quest Chain. Hopefully, these random quests that popping in your Quest Menu would lead to something that could help you go back to your world.

Well, who am I kidding? Even Hoyoverse themselves said they don't plan to have an endgame yet. You scoffed.

Anyhow! Onto the Quest!

It was truly a Spartan feat for you to convince Tighnari that yes, you were fine now, and yes, you wanted to go out of this confinement and meet the man of your Quest. He even becomes frighteningly insistent that you stay in bed for a few more hours but eventually, it was all thanks to an NPC Forest Ranger whose name you can't remember calling out to him that gave you the chance to escape by diving through the door.

While Tighmari was certainly faster and physically stronger than you are, your will and determination to get the primogems and meet Cyno is stronger than him.

"What the fu—!?"

But in your careless hurrying, you accidentally trip and literally flew down the remaining steps of Tighnari's hut. You grunted in pain as your elbow grazed down the balustres. When you looked ahead, you saw the tip of someone's toes in front of you.

You slowly looked up, frowning, your eyes met a familiar pair of cold crimson ones. Your stomach did quick flips, and your heart nearly burst out of your chest in surprise. You didn't expect to land pathetically in front of the man you want to see today—literally!

"You…" Cyno started, looking down at you as his red eyes flashing dangerously. "...Who are you?"

"—And I specifically told you to stay in bed, but what did you do? You ran off on your own, got yourself more bruises, and had the wounds I treated to open. You even had the audacity to say you’re alright to my face–��

"Master Tighnari, I think they had enough…"

"Oh? Well, I do think they were pretty enthusiastic about listening to my lectures.”

“Bastard, do I look like I did? Ow!”

Tighnari, who was looking all smug at you, flicked your forehead after he finished tending to your injuries once again. Curse his supersonic hearing even though you were just whispering your complaints under your breath.

Beside you, Collei attempted to calm you down by patting your back. The girl was truly a blessing, and she's been very kind to you the moment she saw you tumbling on the ground from her Master's hut. Additionally, she looks even cuter in person; you almost want to squish her cheeks.

On the other hand, sitting at the far side of the room was the General Mahamatra himself staring intently at you like a guard dog. You tried ignoring the prickles at your skin, the lump forming at your throat at the intense way he was looking. His crimson eyes were scorching deep, as if trying to discern all the secrets you've been hiding from them. And from the way his expression shifted from nonchalance to wariness the moment he saw you, you knew that lying wasn't a safe option.

It wasn't like you were here to cause trouble! Or break rules! You're as confused as them, if not more, so you really have nothing to fear!

"—considering that you were now cheerful enough to dive out on your own accord when I clearly told you not to, I believe it's safe to assume that you don't have any lingering concussion from your fall. Though I suggest you stay for a few more days so I could monitor your condition—unless you want to stay in Bimarstan, that is…are you listening to me, [Name]?"

Your eyes snapped away from Cyno to look at the Forest Watcher, who was looking at you in exasperation. "Wait, I don't have any Mora on me for treatment! Besides, these wounds aren't all that serious, they could heal themselves in time."

Unfortunately, your million Mora was gone along with all of your stuff in Inventory. Damn it.

"Mx. [Name], we don't charge payment to our patients, so don't worry about that!" Collei chipped beside you. "And when it comes to treating others, my Master is one of the best! So, you can trust him, I assure you."

Your smile becomes crooked. "That's not exactly what I'm worried about…"

Tighnari wisely ignored the both of you and turned to Cyno, crossing his arms. "And how about you? To whom do we owe the General Mahamatra a visit?"

Cyno glances at you in a calculating way before looking back at his friend.

"I…uh, could step out for a bit so you guys could talk in private?" You offered, hesitant.

"No need," Cyno immediately declined, for some very odd reason. "I do not intend to keep this a secret anyway, and this peculiar discovery is not part of my job as a Matra—unless it starts to pose a problem to Sumeru as a whole. But for now, any kind of opinion regarding this subject is very much appreciated as much as it was a personal request from me."

"Now, this is weird." Tighnari muttered, sending him a meaningful glance. "Is this about the suspicious domain we discovered in Dharma Forest the other day?"

Your ears perked up. Domain in Dharma Forest? Wait…don't tell me…?

Cyno nodded stiffly. "Yes, I managed to open the domain today. Inside was some kind of mechanism that opens a time trial challenge that requires me to defeat some Eremites. Then, out of sheer curiosity, I tried revitalising the petrified tree inside. It then gave me this…"

Your eyes widened like saucers when you saw what materialised in Cyno's hand. You couldn't believed what you were seeing right now!

"Is this…some kind of flower? Its appearance looked similar to the Fetid Boughs in Withering Zones but…" Tighnari inspected the 'flower' with furrowed brows. "It doesn't have the same effects. It even looked remotely harmless to me."

"Exactly my thoughts." Cyno agreed. "Since you were used to dealing with Withering Zones and this item bears resemblance, I assumed you would know what this is."

The therianthrope shrugged his shoulders. "This is the first time I had seen this kind of…thing, in all honestly, so I have no idea. Have you tried asking the Sages? Surely, they could provide a reliable answer than myself."

After a few moments of silence, the General clearly hesitated, pursing his lips. Tighnari sighed in defeat, but an understanding smile crossed his expression. "Alright, I get it. No need to ask the Sages. This is a…personal business afterall."

"This is an Artifact," you said absentmindedly. "Though I have no idea if this is a four star or a five star artifact…"

No wonder why your Original Resin was 140/160 when you checked it earlier! It's because Cyno unknowingly used it on a Domain without knowing what it truly was.

Collei, who was silently listening to her elders patiently, looked at you in confusion. "...Artifacts? You know what that is, Mx. [Name]?"

Both of the scholars looked at you in interest.

You scracted your neck, debating whether to tell them about the in-game stuff or made something up. Though you quickly ruled out the latter. Lying wouldn't do any good especially since Cyno could easily tell if you do. It would be safer to be on their good graces instead of making them more suspicious of you.

"Uh…well, this is a part of an Artifact set of Gilded Dreams. And this particular piece is known as a Flower of Life, named as Dreaming Steelbloom." You explained, your expression sour as if you swallowed a lemon. You thank the Archons that there were days you were bored and resinless enough to read actual lore inside those artifacts!

"You said this flower is just a piece of a whole set, yes? Which means there are other pieces out there?" Tighnari curiously asked.

You nodded animatedly. "Yeah. There are five pieces each set. The Flower of Life, the Plume of Death, Sands of Eon, Goblet of Eonothem and the Circlet of Logos. They could be found in the same domain as the one you got this from. There are another set of artifacts you can get in that domain, too—the Deepwood Memories."

"And what can these artifacts do, exactly?" Cyno's shoulders tensed, waiting for your answer with a glare. He looked absolutely terrifying as if you didn't answer him truthfully, he would drag you across the desert before he reenacted his punishment for you.

"Oh, um, well…" You nervously blinked and you really tried your best to explain the purpose of artifacts, how they work, and even about their set bonuses. As scholars of the Academia that runs on logic and explanation of stuff, you don't freaking know if they even believed your crap, but at least you were telling the truth?

When you were done, you were extremely out of breath so Collei—bless her soul—kindly gave you a drink to clear your parched throat.

"—But the artifacts domains are absolute trash that runs on pure RNG luck." You muttered angrily, remembering the months you spend on domains crying in frustration just to get trash artifacts. "It would be a miracle to get good stats, and even purer divine intervention for them to roll on what you actually need. Tch."

The three of them shared a look. "I have no idea what an RNG is and what stats are you talking about, but if I guessed correctly with what you said," Tighnari paused, hands on his hips in contemplation. "There are other…artifact domains there are, and not just the one we discovered in Dharma Forest, correct?"

You nodded. "Yeah, but as of now, other artifact domains are located in Mondstadt, Liyue and Inazuma. The other domains I know that were available in Sumeru are the Talent Level-up and Weapon Ascension Domains…though I don't know if they would exist right now."

"What do you mean?" Cyno asked, his eyes narrowing.

Because my Map is not working right now! You cried inwardly, but you just shrugged at him.

"[Name], I'm curious about one thing," Tighnari mused, his ears twitching. "Judging from your expressions, and since Cyno hasn't stopped you yet, you must be telling the truth. But how did you know about all of this artifact stuff in the first place? I'm certain there are no books in the House of Deana about the things you just said, so all of this are new to me, and I could say the same for our General here—which is saying something."

If Cyno himself is not familiar with how these artifacts work, then how did you know? Tighnari seems to ask silently.

"Um," you shifted to your seat uncomfortably, aware of the three pairs of eyes watching your movements like a hawk—or a guard dog. "I…can't tell. At least not yet."

Collei's jaw dropped. "But why?"

"Because the knowledge tied to these artifacts could cause unwanted chaos should it fall in the wrong hands. And I'm sure you, as scholars of Academia, know how dangerous knowledge of the unknown could be, right?" You groaned. "So, please, just until I figure out stuff I need to do, I should keep as much knowledge as possible. But believe me! I really meant no harm!"

Cyno stood up from his seat and approached you, his crimson eyes narrowed into crescents. "You…do realised that once the Academia knew about this, they could force us Matra to interrogate you whether you 'figured out stuff' or not, right? This is a dangerous gamble you were taking, outlander."

At his silent threats, chills run down to your spine and goosebumps rose from your skin. But to his mild surprise, you persevere and decide to meet his cold gaze headon. "You won't do that."

"What makes you say that so confidently? You must be aware of my position in the Academia, and the power I hold." He challenges again.

You shook your head, scoffing. "Yes, but you were doubting the Academia now, right, General? Otherwise you would report that 'suspicious domain' to the Sages instead of going to Tighnari for help. Even more so about asking our opinions, especially me who you barely know."

You realised this earlier. Even though the 'game' timeline hasn't started yet, or at least, the Archon Quest of Sumeru is not yet happening, Cyno had his suspicions about the Academia already. His loyalty was starting to falter (or in better terms, his own sense of justice is being tested by the same people he served), and he wasn't sure if he could still trust them with an unknown discovery, so in his confused state, he had gone to see one of his most trusted confidants—which is this Fennec Fox therianthrope here.

This is where you were confident. Cyno, as his lore in-game said, would only hunt those who rulebreakers of the Academia. And only a few of them were even more worthy of his visit.

Though you weren't quite sure if your knowledge about 'artifacts' would be considered as 'getting his interest'. In any case...

His emotionless eyes looked more of orange than red up-close, and it was beautiful despite them glaring at you.

"Okay, that's enough for you two." Tighnari holds his hands up tiredly and gently pushes Cyno away from scaring you further. "We will not question you for now about the origins of these artifacts, then. Just be aware that Cyno might not feel the same as I do, but rest assured I'll talk to him later." He rolled his eyes.

The young man huffed, crossing his arms before ignoring his remarks. "In any case, we need to investigate these other domains. And you…are coming with us."

"What." You deadpanned.

Tighnari ignored you, too. "I agree. These domains might pose a threat later, so it's much safer to conduct investigation as much as possible as the first ones who discovered them. And we need to prepare a lot of things if the other domains have challenges awaiting for us as well."

"Wait—!"

"It would be best if we split up. It'll save us some time covering all areas in the desert and the rainforest tracking their location." Cyno added thoughtfully, glancing at you. "It's best if I take this person with me. I could keep an eye on them and their actions well enough if were together."

"Hey, stop ignoring me—!"

"Are you seriously planning to drag them across the desert?" Tighnari gave him a disgusted look. "They were better off with me in the rainforest. Besides, they were still injured. They needed to rest first."

"Oi, does my opinion don't matter here at all?"

As the two scholars banter back and forth about who you should go with, the Paimon Menu lit up again. And you saw Quest Complete at The Fox and the Jackal World Quest. Followed by a series of rewards that went tumbling down your Inventory when you checked.

[Username]

(No Signature)

Adventure Rank: 2

Adventure EXP: 20

World Level: 0

OMG! YOU'RE FINALLY OUT OF THE AR1 JAIL! Is this for real?!

But before you could celebrate your apparent victory, a new quest suddenly appeared again. And this time…it was quite different than the others you've seen before.

"Huh…?" Your jaw dropped when you read its contents.

The Fox and the Jackal II

Choose who to Obtain between the Verdant Strider "Tighnari" and Judicator of Secrets "Cyno" to your party. Choose only one.

Quest Chain Rewards: 250 Adventure EXP, 150 Character EXP, 2 Hero's Wit.

You could obtain them to join your party?! Here?! For free?! Is this freaking true?!

How the hell does this game really work now? They're giving out five stars characters like this so easily? Holy shit.

Route 1.1.1: Go with Tighnari to the domains in the rainforest.

Route 1.1.2: Go with Cyno to the domains in the desert.

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#genshin impact #genshin sagau #sagau #tighnari x reader #cyno x reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #collei #genshin cyno #genshin tighnari #jaded moments—!#gender neutral reader

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fairy-pd · 2 years ago

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Asa Emory but he's not that bad

GN reader, sort of a crack fic cus I cant take his avocado mask seriously, sfw but really dumb lmao

notes: i wanna simp for the bug man without feeling guilty so Im gonna deviate from the 2009 and 2012 cannon slightly and defend this version of him till I die. Picture Juan Fernandez's Asa cus that's who Im talking about muah muah goodnight

So in my head, Mr. Cockroach is just a silly little nerd. A goofy fella with social anxiety. He is the definition of a poor little meow meow- smart but pathetic, a self absorbed mess

Picture a pinscher with a cold. That's him

He has managed to get himself to pretend he's somewhat well adjusted, but even tho he can make small talk, buy groceries and order pizza from time to time he still comes off as cagey and awkward

Definitely kept dead bugs in jars in his room as a kid, did not expect them to rot, learned nothing from this experience and still does it

Which means he smells bad. But purposefully now

I think Asa identifies as a bug tbh, but not literally

He loves humans like you maybe love cars, or art.

He doesn't relate to people. He doesn't get what's like to be one. But he loves us so much, he admires us so much, like you admire a vintage Lamborghini in perfect conditions.

He loves us from afar, like an admirer, an outside observer, wanting to learn everything about us because he doesn't understand but loves how strangely endearing we are, like the entomologist he is. Its almost like a fetish, but not sexual- objetification meets cold adoration in the hands of a scientist

This is specially noticeable (like another poster said) when we see various scenes where he's gently craddling his victim's faces or taking "care" of them. He looks at them in awe, like he could (cus he really could) break them, he wants to see them break to learn one more thing about them

He sees his victims not as people, not as complex universes, not as concepts, but as animals. He understands you have a life and opinions and friends, but he compartmentalizes these as normal behavior for your species

He cannot physically take his headphones off during the day cus it's so fucken noimsy outside and it hurts his ears

He likes to listen to anything repetitive and loud, nothing with discernible lyrics

His house looks like one of those ikea display rooms, except it smells faintly like formaldehyde and rot

He has a massive sweet tooth

He has a love for psychology, human anatomy and thanatology

Actually any field of knowledge that could explain human behavior is fair game to him

He absolutely hates spending money in "unnecessary" things, which is why he has plenty of diy projects around his place

He doesn't really have an opinion of people or of himself. He isn't one to judge, to classify people into groups. He thinks we're all fascinating, and he spends a lot more time trying to teach himself things about us than thinking about his own life

He doesn't have an internal voice inside his head

Absolutely has a God complex, but more in a "I Cannot Relate To Any Of My Beloved Creechures" than "my milkshake is better than yours"

Has a degree in entomology, and chose to become a certified bug serial killer cus seriously,,,,ppl will just give their house keys to a stranger for days????? how could he not take advantage of that????

100% a virgin. Does not have any interest in romance or sex, does not understand most people's need for it, could not feel more uncomfortable than when his victims offer to "help him" in exchange for their freedom

Never had any friends

Was raised by his extended family who sent him off to college as soon as they could

His favorite place in the whole wide world are cemeteries (silent, and he can spend time with his beloved lil humans as much as he wants)

Never takes anything personally and is completely unfazed by morality. Again, whenever anything happens he just sees it as part of the behavior of this particular species, like he isnt an active participant in the world, just a bystander

Hates pillows. His bed is as firm as a wooden table (might actually be one), only wears blankets when its absolutely freezing and he has no other choice

Walks around either on all fours or on his tiptoes

He doesn't? really? get? why people hate his trunks so much. He finds small spaces quite soothing and attributes his victim's screams to panic or anxiety of being caught, not also cus they're yk stuck in a tiny box with no chance of getting out

He has quite a few "animalistic" quirks, like the growling and purring thing. Some come naturally, some he picked up from his early subjects when he was a student

Knows how to crochet, and how to sew up small tears or holes in clothing

#asa emory headcannons #og asa emory #asa emory #the collector #the collector 2009 #the collection 2012 #asa emory x reader #asa emory x you #asa emory x y/n #bug daddy brain rot #he is so neurodivergent your honor i wanna give him noise canceling headphones so bad #slashers x reader #slasher #slasher x y/n

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mermaidfizzy · 3 years ago

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This hot mess is a product of my h*rny brain that had the audacity to not go back to sleep at 5 o'clock this morning.

I've been feeling pretty awful about myself lately. I just can't seem to shake myself out of this critical and condescending fog that my brain has been in.

It sucks but I wrote this in hopes of it helping anyone else who feels like this, even though it's a jumbled mess that belongs in the trash.

If you've been in a depressive episode too, just know you're amazing, and a wonderful human and I hope reading this reminds you of how terrific you truly are. Plus Kakashi thinks you are a literal goddess, I don't make the rules.

Anyway, I hope you get a kick out of my dumpster fire writing and I hope it reminds you of the queen you are.

Mirror s*x with Kakashi

Warnings: Sexy time 18+ content. Way too damn explicit but oh well. Body worship. Female reader. Doggy style. Vaginal fingering. Choking & spanking (kinda). Established relationship. Kakashi being an absolute simp for you. Kakashi is ooc and this is a whole ass mess but I don't care, fight me.

If you're a minor you better skedaddle on out of here or I'll kick your butt.

Kakashi was the one who proposed the idea of wanting to absolutely wreck you in front of a mirror. He loves the idea of being able to strip you down to complete nakedness, getting you on all fours, and aggressively fucking you from behind while you both watch your reflections go at it in earnest.

Just seeing the front or back of you during sexy time isn't enough for him, ok!? And the thought of being visually overstimulated and watching every gorgeous angle of you while he ravishes your body sends him immediately to bonerville.

You express your hesitance, uncomfortable with the idea of being so exposed and having to see so much of yourself in the reflection of the mirror. You dismiss his idea at first, not wanting to put your body in a position that could give you more insecurities about yourself.

He is nothing but respectful and understanding on why you might have some insecurities, he struggles with self-doubt too. But boy oh boy, he is persistent and determined to admire and worship the hell out of every inch of you, mind, body, and soul.

Because in Kakashi's eyes you are the very reason he breathes!? You live rent-free in his brain!? You are an absolute living and breathing angel!? He desperately wants you to see yourself in the way that he thinks of you, as the person he loves with his whole heart. He even loves you more than icha icha but you didn't hear that from me.

And if that means he spends every moment for the rest of his life reminding you of how sexy and downright spectacular you are and how much he loves you, then so be it. It's a task he is ready and willing to take.

He's all in boo, he's a certified simp for you and he wants to see alllll of your beautiful body. Let this man adore you, ok?! And you better not be insecure in front of that mirror because you are a goddess and this man literally kisses the ground you walk on.

After much convincing, you eventually concede with his request to rock your shit in front of a mirror. You don't even understand how much this dude will be ready to go ON THE SPOT once you give him the ok.

When the two of you start getting down and dirty, there will be absolutely no hiding, alright? No love-making in the dark around these parts. All the lights will be on and the window shades will be open, allowing the warm sun to filter in on you both so he can admire every inch of your precious body while he gives you the best dick of your life.

Kakashi is mesmerized by your body when you're on all fours in front of the mirror. The way your mouth opens as moans fall from your lips, how your neck is exposed when you look up at him in the mirror, the curve of your back as you arch into him, and how your breasts hang and sway with every thrust he gives you.

Goodness gracious, it all just gets his blood pumping and makes him feel things that he never thought he would ever be lucky enough to experience.

Having this visual perspective and being able to see every little bit of your perfection brings out Kakashi's possessive and emotional side. He just loves you so damn much and wonders how he was able to get so lucky.

It all overwhelms him as he watches you come undone, knowing he's the one who gets to witness you at your most open & vulnerable. You better prepare yourself because this man will have zero restraint.

If you try to hide your face or put your head down, oh nay nay I say. Your ass will definitely be slapped and you will like it, no questions asked. He'll also grab your neck and make you watch yourself in the mirror. Kakashi wants you to see how gorgeous you look too. He can't be the only one enjoying the view!!!!

With one hand around your neck and another around your waist, he'll pull you up so your back is flush against his chest as he continues to eagerly crash his hips into you from behind.

Pleasepleaseplease don't hold back your moans. Let them all out baby, be loud, let Kakashi know how good he's drilling your ass. Tell him that he's the only one who can make your pussy soaked and quivering like this.

Look directly at his reflection while he's pumping into you. Feed this man's ego and watch him lose his fucking mind as he watches you both in the mirror, letting all your lustful words and moans soak into him. You mean you love and worship him as much as he does for you!?! Oh hell yeah.

Sometimes he just wants all his attention on you though. Instead of taking you on all fours, he'll have you sit completely naked in-between his legs. He'll spread your legs far apart, propping them over his own so you can get a good look at your glistening pussy in the mirror that's right in front of you two.

And don't you dare close your eyes or turn your head away! You know the drill, Kakashi wants you to watch the whole time to see exactly what he's doing to you and how absolutely pretty you look while his fingers are pumping in and out of you.

If you accidentally close your eyes or turn your head away, he's going to pull his wet fingers out of you and give your swollen clit a nice little slap while he whispers in your ear "keep your eyes open for me baby, I want you to see all of this".

But your eyes aren't the only ones open and watching, oh no. Kakashi will stare intensely at your reflection in the mirror while he pleasures you. He won't even think about blinking as his fingers pick up the pace and your breathy moans vibrate next to his face.

He can't help it, he just loves the way you look all spread out for him, taking his fingers so well. He wants to see every single moment of you unraveling. Every bite of your lip and pleasurable inflection on your face drives him crazy.

If your eyes start rolling into the back of your head as the pleasure in-between your legs ramps up, Kakashi will take the hand that isn't deep inside your pussy and grasp your chin tightly so you can watch yourself in the mirror as you get closer to cumming all over his fingers.

All the while Kakashi is whispering into your ear about how much he loves seeing you like this and how badly he wants you to cum. He keeps up the sweet whispers, eventually telling you to touch yourself too. You can't just see your reflection in order to fully appreciate, oh no, you gotta feel yourself as well.

Sliding your fingers down to join Kakashi in pleasuring yourself, you rub your clit vigorously. You'll swear you've ascended into heaven as your orgasm spreads an intense and warm tingling all throughout your naked and sweaty body.

You'll crash back into his chest, breathing heavily as you come down from your blissful high. Kakashi will kiss your cheek while slowly removing his fingers from you, appreciating how glossy they look all covered in your fluids as he brings them to his mouth to suck on them.

Wanna really get him going? As Kakashi pulls his fingers out of you, grab his hand and bring his fingers to your own mouth. Suck on his fingers, tasting yourself while maintaining eye contact with him in the mirror.

100% will absolutely lose his shit. RIP to your pussy because you just unlocked a kink he didn't realize he had.

10/10 would recommend but good luck walking the next day. 😏 I'll pray for the state of your knees after he gets done with you. 🙏🏻

#sloppy writing that I did half asleep #literal definition of brain rot #my brain woke up and chose violence #enjoy #or don't #your choice #kakashi #hatake kakashi #kakashi x reader #kakashi headcanons #kakashi smut #naruto #kakashi hatake #kakashi imagines #female reader #fem reader #reader insert #kakashi x you

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decennia · 3 years ago

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Why does Timothee Chalamet elicit so much hate? I mean, if he's done something wrong I haven't heard of it, and also like he's la good actor and definitely not ugly.

Is it because of people's need to distance themselves from the popular? Oh he got popular got to hate him? It's just such a weird phenomenon where whenever someone gets popular (especially amongst younger women) there's a loud group of people who hate it.

And I know this is mostly in jest (or I assume the anons are mostly joking) buy its still weird to me.

Bestie, I really don't know. I'm straight up NOT the one to ask, because I am a Chalamet Whore. A certified Simp for Timothée. Literally, I cast him in everything now just so I can stare at him when I edit.

The only good and viable reason I've heard is from a friend who knew people who went to NYU with him, and apparently, he was very arrogant. But if I'm being honest, if we constantly applied how people were to who they've become, there genuinely would be no room for growth. He's not been involved in huge scandals or controversies, he seems pretty laid back tbh, so there's no immediate reason to hate him or not give him a second chance, etc.?

The only "controversy" I can really think of is him being in a Woody Allen film, but honestly, the only problem there is how gross you view Woody as a person. Selena received a lot of backlash for it from her fans, but Timothée and Elle managed to escape pretty unscathed. As an Asian girl who was literally adopted by an old white man who may or may not have an Asian fetish (literally every girlfriend my adoptive dad has had has been Asian, we have Asian furniture in our home, side rant: nothing matched, I really did not like it, but that's neither here nor there lmfao), the Woody Allen story LITERALLY hits too close to home. Don't get it twisted, my dad was great, never tried to Woody that Allen. But I read about what could have been, and I 🤢 BUT EVEN I AM NOT TOO BOTHERED BY SOMEONE BEING IN HIS FILM BECAUSE LISTEN IT'S NOT MY BUSINESS AND HE AND HIS WIFE SEEM VERY HAPPY?

I think a lot of people think he's overrated and undeserving of all the hype, and so try and knock him down a peg or two. Maybe it's Jessica from Starstruck syndrome (iykyk). Maybe they just don't like his face (I'm guilty of this when it comes to Ben Affleck and Tom Cruise. Idk, they just have such... punchable faces?). I can't speak for other people, and I don't intend to.

I am, without a doubt, 100% certain that everyone who has messaged me about Timothée has been joking. Everyone (off anon), I know and speak to, and are mutuals. I know them to be quite lovely people with wicked senses of humour. And, to be fair, I did ask for everyone to bully me out of my crush on him haha

But I, too, am genuinely baffled by the hate. Like who you want to like, but I just never would've imagined that some random skinny white boy Tim Burton reject twink would elicit such VEHEMENCE 😭

#the roasts do be funny tho

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sliggoons · 5 years ago

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okay okay okay,,hear me out. kiawe, gladion and kukui! their s/o got those thick thighs👀👀👀but not nsfw!! (i’m only a smol innocent child) just general headcanons about how they would view and treat their significant other/crush! thanks for your time :)

You are so sweet anon! thank you for sending in this ask! I loved it, a bit of a challenge for me but! Those are always good :)

Thick Thighs Save Lives (Kiawe, Gladion, and Kukui x Reader, SFW)

Kiawe:

Kiawe loves your legs, your whole body, that boy just loves YOU

When he was first crushing he would go out of his way to offer you rides on his Charizard to wherever you were heading. He loved sitting so close to you, even though he would flush bright red and his heart would beat so fast he was sure you could feel it

He doesn't care what you look like, your amazing personality is what caught his eyes (a cute face, and soft, thick thighs certainly sweeten the deal)

Once you start dating (and before too) Kiawe is a Total Gentleman, very respectful and considerate

Kiawe is a Hand On The Leg man, 100%. ANY TIME you two are sitting next to each other his hand will just rest on your thigh in a very innocent way

When he goes to get up he will definitely like lightly slap your thigh/ pat it as he leaves, its very endearing ngl

If you're laying or cuddling with Kiawe he loves to like, tangle your legs together

Gladion:

The moment Gladion first sees you he iS WEAK

He's never seen anyone so beautiful/handsome??????

Generally Gladion wouldn't solely base picking a S/O on their appearance, BUT if he had to describe his ideal "type", it would be exactly you

He would just be really nervous around you for a while

Would probably come off as cold or rude the first few times you talked, he's got some walls up. Eventually he would realize he's in too deep, he can't hide his feelings for you any longer. Then he'd be a Nice Boy and apologize to you

It'd be a slightly rocky road to gaining his trust and such, but its worth it in the end, he'd trust you with a lot of secrets and things he'd never told anyone else

Has the biggest soft spot for you Is Relationship Unexperienced so he will let you lead the relationship and be in charge

Kukui:

Lowkey a simp

but in a good way

chivalrous and would do Anything for you, he loves doing little things for you like getting you something to drink or cooking dinner, just doing little things to feel helpful

Very flirty and a total jokester!! Super fun to be around, a Certified Goofball

He would love to like, pick you up in a big hug and have you wrap your legs around his waist

OR he'd love giving you piggy back rides. He's very good at them and will carry you around for hours if that's what you want

If y'all are just having a lazy day he Will ask to lay with his head in your lap// on your soft thighs (in a PG way though, very sweet)

Has definitely fallen asleep in that position

Dating Kukui would be like having a built in best friend

All three of those boys would absolutley adore you, no matter what you looked like or your body type! But they’d definitely think you’re stunning !!

#five #pokemon #pokemon imagines #pokemon sumo #pokemon sun and moon #pokemon kiawe #pokemon gladion #pokemon kukui #Kiawe x reader #Gladion x reader #kukui x reader #pokemon x reader #pokemon sun and moon x reader

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raplinesmoon · 3 years ago

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Attraction tag ✨

Tagged by @lcksndkys (thanks Suzie, this looks fun hehe)

Rules: Post 8-9 people you’re very attracted to.

Kim Namjoon

Namjoon is the most attractive mf to ever walk this earth, don’t fight me ✨ he’s the ultimate package: his facial features are so nice, from his lips to the dimples, to his eyes (esp when he smiles 🥺). And on top of that, he’s smart and seems nice with a killer personality which only makes him even hotter. Being single is just slightly tolerable knowing if I can even achieve close to a fraction of his perfection, it’s worth holding out for 🥰

Kim Seokjin

Listen, when I was in Greece, I came across all these ancient statues with features carved to perfection. And you know what? They all reminded me of Kin freaking Seokjin. This man is too attractive, it’s scary in a vampiric sort of way. Not only has his face persisted through thousands of centuries (convinced he was an Ancient Greek official at some point), but just like his whole aura of being super confident is sexy af (WWH indeed) 😍

Choi Youngjae

I don’t want anyone to sleep on how cute this man is. I’ve never looked at a person and fallen so hard in my life (only Namjoon hahahaha). Like he just has a face that makes you light up and smile and feel like you’ve had an entire cup of hot chocolate on a cold, snowy day. His smile is easily the single best thing I’ve ever seen, and I am a certified simp through and through 🤗

Lim Jaebeom

My single most embarrassing story from the past few weeks is that I’ve spent such an absurd amount of time staring at JB’s Instagram that he literally became my entire explore page at one point oops 😅 ANYWAYS STAN THIS ATTRACTIVE CAT DADDY (for real he has like five cats, talk about being CEO of that 😺)

Dev Patel

Abshsjdjdkdk the brown boy crush I wish I had in college!! Like he’s just so cute!! I loved his evolution from being so wide eyed and innocent in Slumdog Millionaire to really coming into his own as a certified hottie in Lion and his more recent works. He’s a many of many talents, and The Green Knight is the one movie I’m looking forward to this year so I can scream over him ok 💖

Farhan Akhtar

An unconventional pick, considering he’s like 20 years older than me, but also not what one typically gravitates towards when they think of attractive bollywood actors. However, mans exudes big brain energy: he can sing, dance, act, produce, direct, and manage a non profit that seeks to prevent violence against women in India. That alone is worth the mention 💕 (the gif I’m blushing 😳)

Ahn Hyo-Seop

I would host weekly kdrama nights at my apartment so my friends and I could scream over this man. AND HE ALMOST DEBUTED IN GOT7 😮 Thank you for coming to my TED talk, now go watch Abyss pls n thank u 😃

Andrew Garfield

Suzie, I am also jumping up and down bc #1 Peter Parker in my heart! I cannot get over how soft and cute he was as Spider Man and I’m so mad they cancelled the planned movies with him 😡 he’s the only reason I had every single line of The Social Network memorized as a teen

Sidney Crosby

Shoutout to the OG bae, because he’s the reason I found myself on Tumblr in the first place!! I used to (still) have a massive hockey fangirling phase, and he’s 100% of the reason whyyy. Seeing him place in person at my very first hockey game was one of the highlights of my life!! 🤩

Mentally, Jung Hoseok is on this list too and he does not need any explanation or reasoning as to why so here have a sexy Hobi pic

Tagging: @dinamitae @propinqxity @jinpanman @coepiteamare @sunshinekims @augustbutwinter @cutechim and anyone else who sees this and would like to <3

#tag games #lcksndkys #we can always bend the rules for Hoseok hes just that powerful #also like if we’re talking girls this list would be a mile long bc I have so many girl crushes #it’s already too long bc I am a simp what can I say #it’s my side hustle

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sukirichi · 4 years ago

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🗣🗣TEAM NAOYA TEAM NAOYA (for earned it)

did satoru really expect y/n to be safe and sound when he transferred THAT huge amount of money to her account?? he said he left to protect her but he didn’t give her any type of closure, not even a text message saying they were done...he straight up ghosted her. the least he could do besides giving a closure would have been keeping an eye (maybe not him directly, but one of his most loyal men) on her, in order to prevent shit like the assault the day she went to the bank.

People were already speculating that his weakness was a girl and if that man from not a so powerful clan from ch.2 managed to get all those pictures of y/n then what make him think people from different clans or even just people who were involved in his world wouldn’t try to find his the rumour of the existence of y/n was true...like he might be the most powerful men but the bitch is kinda dumb

As for Naoya, mc said she’ll still be alive until she’s useful to Naoya but I do think maybe it’s just me that he cares for mc because he’s showing a softer side to mc only. Yes, he wants the power and to control people but if he really wanted y/n just for his brain and bc of the toji situation, then wouldn’t it be easier to keep her as a prisoner and not as a trophy wife (my dream😋)

Cant wait for the next chapters

ps. when you said the story would be angsty, do you mean for satoru right? i want for reader x naoya a happy ending (as much as it could be happy in the type of world they live in)

THIS ASK OMG WAIT IM GONNA GO ON A ROLL AND *RANT* MIGHT NEED THE KEEP READING TAB LMFAO okay let’s talk about Earned It Satoru’s character because HAHAAHAHA he’s got to be one of the most difficult people I’ve had to characterize for this (this is mostly a character analysis, slight spoilerssss, I guess??)

this one is just a huge YESSS and shows a lot about Satoru. So it’s not really a HUGE spoiler but we can all tell Satoru was REALLY overconfident and he’s gotten so reliant on his status, power, influence that he doesn’t really think much about his actions. He’s impulsive and thinks he’s always doing the right thing (he’s not LMAO) and yes exactly! Dude didn’t even give her closure because he really thought he was being a hero, but it’ll show in future chapters how he’d developed in the past seven years and maybe we’ll even get a little sneak peeks of why he’s like this. Yeah, Satoru did NOT think about what could happen at all after he left! In his mind he was focused on “protecting” reader, but as mentioned in chapter one, he’s a super insecure person too that one of the reasons he left is because he didn’t want reader to view him as “unloveable” and he wanted to preserve that. I guess you could say he’s a man child. And LMFAO yes, he could’ve had someone keep an eye on reader, it won’t be a bother to him tbh, but it’ll be explained in future chapters on how he’s realizing the graveness of everything he’s done and how he reacts to it.

OKAY SO ABOUT THIS, IT SHOWED THE WEAK CHAIN IN SATORU’S THOUGHT PROCESSES. I really wanted to create a character who is strong and capable of a lot of things, but they’re very...hollow, you could say on the inside, undeveloped. Out of all the characters in this series, Satoru has to be the one who is falling behind in terms of maturity, he’s got a lot to learn. Meanwhile, I’d say the most developed is Naoya, and reader is mostly in the middle. also omg yes! actually the thing is, before the appearance of Naoya, the Gojo clan was considered the biggest and strongest mafia family out there. Their enemies who’d wound up hearing about Satoru’s “weakness” wasn’t going for the offense, they were trying to fish out information because considering Satoru’s defenses, they would do a lot better in learning more than full on using his weakness against him. This was where he failed because he was so confident of everything that he’d forgotten he wasn’t omnipotent - there will be eyes and ears everywhere. Honestly, Reader lasted a long relationship with him and she most definitely could’ve been hurt a long time ago, but it was Satoru’s presence next to her that kept her safe all this time. I mean, DUH, but ofc he doesn’t get that. YES HE’S DUMB THAT’S A FACT HAHAHAHAHA but don’t worry, maybe I’ll write a redemption arc for him HAHAHAHHA. the dude he killed in chapter one, the one who got pictures of reader and satoru, he wasn’t there to hurt reader or satoru at all, he knew he was going to lose, but he symbolized as one of the eventual cracks in Satoru’s plans that soon escalated into a full on downfall and he’s done his job well in taunting Gojo, pushing his weakness without direct contact, and hitting him right where it hurts. Clue: Gojo’s real weakness isn’t Reader! It may look like she is but he’s got a lot more issues than that lmfao

I AM CONFLICTED. PART OF ME WANTS TO RESPOND AS THE AUTHOR OF EARNED IT, BUT THE BIGGER PART OF ME WANTS TO SCREAM AS A CERTIFIED NAOYA SIMP BECAUSE PLEASE I’D NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT HIM. Also this isn’t a spoiler so it’s cool if I say this, but Naoya does care for Reader! The only question is why and to what extent. YES OMG I’VE ACTUALLY CONSIDERED THAT WHAT IF READER WAS JUST IMPRISONED BY NAOYA (and he totally could!) but nooo he actually gave reader so many opportunities to get back on her feet and he was there THE. WHOLE. TIME. Honestly though, I still wouldn’t 100% vouch for Naoya, I know he is toxic in his own way and we’re still just getting to his true nature. AS A TROPHY WIFE YES, WELCOME TO THE CLUB, WE’RE GONNA BE THE “NAOYA’S TROPHY WIVES” AND HE’S GONNA MAKE US OUR HAREM LMFAO SIGN ME UP

ps. when you said the story would be angsty, do you mean for satoru right? i want for reader x naoya a happy ending (as much as it could be happy in the type of world they live in)

I meant EVERYTHING would be angsty, no parties are safe here! I want everyone to crumble and be hurt as much as possible because the only way to ever push someone into evolution is to make sure they’re cornered into a point of extinction or a really threatening situation first. Damn, I sound like a sci-fi movie villain but anyways, as for that happy ending HMMMM we’ll see about it! Looking at the ending I’ve planned out, I don’t know what to feel about it SPSPSPSP but aww I’m so very glad you guys like Naoya! it’s not my intention to make him the better one out of Satoru though (ALTHOUGH HE IS) because the spotlight will still be between Gojo and Reader, Naoya is more like a supporting character but he does have his own beauty!

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THIS ASK IM SO HAPPY TO HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TAKING THE TIME TO SEND ME THIS I’M SO FLATTERED THAT YOU LIKED THE STORIES AND I’M JUST...IM ON CLOUD NINE UWU, THANK YOU SO MUCH NONNIE, I HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DAY!!! LOVE YOU BUBSS 💕💕💕

#asks with naoya's trophy wife

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whaleofatjme1920 · 3 years ago

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- I try my best to see the good in everyone, but sometimes I can loose my temper and say jumbled up words or say things that sting. - My favorite color so far is purple but sometimes it pink or blue. - I just want to please the person I'm with, and be in a relationship that I know will be loyal. - I get really anxious around people, especially new people, I just don't show it.- I'm a bit of a workaholic, which sometimes leads to burn outs. 💜👻

Your matchup is… Masky!

Read more because of slight nsfw at the bottom

In general:

Alright first thing’s first tumblr sent these in a whole jumbled broken up thing so I ended up just referring to what you sent me on quotev lmfao. ALSO ALSO, I KNOW you are a certified Toby simp BUT, I took one glance at what you sent me and my head went MASKY. Do you need to trust the process with me? Absolutely. Am I going to explain why in depth? OH ABSOLUTELY

Things he likes about you:

SO, the first thing I thought about when pairing you with Tim was actually just looking at literally everything you said, like in my head? It was just screaming Masky. What does he like about you? Everything! You are such a sweet, thoughtful, and kind human being based on both our interactions as friends and in the essay you sent me. I like to think that Tim is definitely into your type of music, and he would absolutely love your music. He would also really love your art, regardless if you think you’re good at it or not. He can’t actually draw that well at all, I’m talking stick figures here, so he’d love to see what you have created just to fawn over it. He also kinda likes that you're a wallflower? Mostly because he’s such a big protector, y’know? He also likes how altruistic you are, especially by trying to find the good in everyone. He also understands what it’s like to not like something after experiencing it irl, so he totally gets your want for backing out. Furthermore, he also likes your slight daredevil spirit because highkey he can’t have that stuff all the time, so once and a while would be really nice just to lighten the mood. He also really likes that you’re into photography! Which leads me to…

General cute stuff:

Photography dates! The kinds where the two of you just take off into the beauty that is nature and just have fun together. While out and about in the world, he would take note of the more beautiful and scenic places just so he could take you there later and see your reaction alongside what kind of pictures you’re going to take and what light you’ll put them in! I also think beach dates are a thing that’s going to happen because Tim doesn’t actually like spending time inside ngl. He’d also really like to listen to your music and just cruise around in the car with you, just enjoying even being in your presence because I like to think Tim is really SOFT. He’s also more of a reading guy than drawing or writing so he’d probably have those days where he’s just hanging in the room with you, not doing much, just existing and once again, enjoying your presence. Like, I can definitely see him just hanging out on the couch with you as you type away or doodle or something. He just loves those soft moments!! Literally just let this man hang out with you. It would be perfect in his opinion. He’d also find you purple flowers. If he saw them just out and about they’re now yours. Bouquets, just other things in purple, pink and/or blue just to make you smile. This man is the king of gift giving so like, be repeated to always have gifts from him whenever he sees you.

You two as a couple & NSFW:

Tim is just one of the most understanding, sweetest people ngl. He is so patient and understands that when you’re anxious, maybe he just needs to take the lead for a moment. He can totally do that, will do that, just tell him you’re not comfortable with him doing that and he will respect your boundaries 100%. Furthermore, I can also see Tim being a workaholic as well! It’s just,,,,, it just looks “right” imo. But, he’s always got the best interest of those he loves in his head first and foremost, and he WILL make you take some breaks every now and then. If you’re going through burnout, he gets it, and he’ll do whatever he possibly can just to make you feel a bit better and more inspired. Please for the love of the gods let this man take care of you. He knows that you want to make people comfortable and happy but he won’t let you go too far that you can’t come back. It’s not that he’s controlling you or anything, it’s just that he truly has your best interests in mind and won’t allow you to spread yourself thin. If you call yourself a disappointment or think you are one, he’s always there to pick you back up and remind you that you are loved, cherished, supported, and a damn good writer! Luckily Tim is also a king at dealing with stubborn individuals so he’s just gonna slyly take things from you like, “let me handle this” and you won’t even realize he’s doing it. He does it for his proxies, and he’s doing it for you too. Just let him take care of you please!! Let him hold you and tell you how beautiful he thinks you are!! Just let him adore you. Thank you.

Alright slight NSFW but that’s only because I saw one kink and it was praise! Tim is just a chef’s kiss at what it means to dish out praise (He’s also good at degradation but because that’s not here-). Because I don’t know what type of sex you like, rough, sweet, etc. I’m just gonna default to vanilla cute stuff. So, y’know, once again, wholesome sex that makes your heart go BOOM he’d just so lovingly take care of you throughout the entire thing. Lots of gentle, fleeting touches, putting your pleasure first and foremost, making you feel like a goddess all the while complementing every part of you and especially how well you take him! Tim isn’t small at all, he’s thick, long and pretty veiny, so the feeling of being stuffed may or may not happen ;) but he’s so sweet and gentle, praising you when you finally take him all in. Like literally just let this man take care of you on all fronts PLEASE

Closing Thoughts/Other Stuff:

Yeah big agree with Tim here take care of yourself please!! I see that with your Pisces moon and as a fellow INFJ. Never spread yourself thin!! You’re such an amazing writer and you’re so sweet as a human being like you are a national treasure! Never ever let anyone dictate your worth, your skill in both writing and drawing, or anything else because you don’t deserve that. You deserve everything and more, no I am not taking questions. Anyways, I know you’re a certified Toby simp but like,,,,, I just saw Masky and absolutely ran with it. Besides, while I do think you could work with him and even Hoodie and Jane to some degree, I think Masky won out because no one cares like that man does, and you seem to need that gentle, wholesome love rn - but I am speculating so sooooo,,,,, Genuinely, you are such a sunshiney human being and Tim NEEDS that light in his life. Why don’t you come and shine it on him?

#masky #creepypasta #creepypasta matchup #matchup #masky headcanon #nsft #masky x reader #marble hornets #marble hornets masky #tim wright #brian thomas #conversations with a fish woman

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fanfictiondreamscape · 4 years ago

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Comfort for Out of Body Experiences

Request: would you take a request for suga, tanaka, akaashi and tendou with a f!so who deals with depersonalization/derealization/dissociation? (theyre all pretty similar just slightly different meanings) deal with it especially when my adhd gets bad or after panic attacks. it can be incredibly disturbing/scary to deal with and i just wanna hug from the hq boys LOL (also if/when you choose to do this, would you mind blocking out my username tytytyty) ((feel free to say no if its triggering to u)) (((muah)))

Headcanons!

Title: Comfort for Out of Body Experiences

Genre: fluff, though mostly consisting of comfort from the boysss

Pairing: Sugawara/Tanaka/Akaashi/Tendou x Fem!Reader (all separate)

Notes: Out of respect and awareness for these experiences, I did some research over these (thought they are very straightforward). I can only imagine how these feel at that constant of a rate, but I do realize how intense these can be, since this also happens to me every once in a while (and I only realized it after doing some research).

And hugs from the Haikyuu boys? Who wouldn’t want those, especially at a time like that?

Otherwise, please do let me know if I portrayed something incorrectly or insensitively - I do not wish to offend anyone with the works.

Below the cut!

Sugawara Koushi

sugawara is a mom, first off.

certified mom #1

he’d have what you needed right off the bat in a good amount of situations.

but this?

this is something that he wouldn’t necessarily know how to touch and help.

you had told him, of course, but...

his girlfriend feels as if her thoughts aren’t her own, that they aren’t real?

he wouldn’t know what to do, surprisingly.

he wouldn’t be able to truly understand the fear and the panic, but he would know a thing or two about panic attacks

sometimes, they’d hit him before games, possibly even school tests.

so he’d take a gentle approach since he knows the general panic.

he’d notice the expression on your face start to contort to fear

he’d notice the way you seemed to tense up, even the way you started shaking just the slightest.

the way your demeanor seemed to just...shrink

it scared him, and it made him worry.

suga had slid beside your seat on the couch, gently grabbing your attention by tapping your leg.

tears had started to pool in the corner of your eyes when you looked up at him.

suga silently and slowly hugged you securely, and you gripped the back of his t-shirt

his hold on you tightened just the slightest when he felt your tears soak his shoulder.

he had pulled you as close as he could, as gently as he could, and just left you to do what you needed.

if you wanted to talk, he’d let you talk and he’d listen.

if you wanted to stay silent, he’d let you sit and do what you needed and act as a pillar of support.

he’d cuddle with you for as long as you wanted him to, as long as it would take to make sure that you are 100% better after the experience.

and once the occurrence is over, he’d try to approach a way to support you when it happens next

(this, of course, would be after you are down from the out-of-body feeling and experience).

overall, this man loves you, and cares for you, and he’d approach the situation with as much caution since he isn’t aware of how to help you

but he does try to learn more about it and act as even more of a support pillar for you in the future

(considering that this, most likely, would have been the first time he was faced with a bout of depersonalization/derealization)

Ryuunosuke Tanaka

boy is scared

simple as that.

mega caring, but if you aren’t crying, he is.

otherwise, he’s unprepared.

you’ve told him that you experience this, you have also emphasized how terrifying it can be

but he didn’t know how to deal with it right off the bat.

that doesn’t mean that he didn’t take it seriously, though.

he, quite possibly, asked noya (and that backfired BIG TIME)

and he tried to ask ennoshita, and he tried to help (though he was hesitant. ennoshita didn’t know where to look)

so his last resort was the third years.

daichi didn’t know how to approach them,

kiyoko was honestly very worried (yet still unaware),

asahi was just lost,

so suga was the only person that had any real answers.

even then, they were very few.

so when you go into an episode of depersonalization/derealization around him, he freaks out

straight up texts sugawara to help him.

‘what should i do?’

‘how should i do this?’

‘would this be a good idea?’

trust sugawara to have the answers at a base level, though.

suga just tells him to comfort you in the way tanaka does best, be careful, and let him know if something goes wrong.

so that’s just what he does.

he sees the terror settle on your visage, the way the color drains from your face

the way that your body just...

loses all sense of ‘control’.

you don’t seem yourself, and as such, you don’t feel like yourself.

tanaka, while viewing this, is quick on the uptake.

he tugs your body to his before you can curl into a ball on the couch

hugs you securely in his strong arms, lays your head on his chest and tries to rub your back as a form of comfort.

while doing this, he’s trying to regulate his heartbeat and tears

(his sweet girlfriend’s struggling, and he doesn’t know how to fix it. what else could he do?)

like i said, if you aren’t crying, he is.

and that likely leads to your emotions coming over you and you end up crying.

he just hugs you in a fashion that would make you feel safe, warm, and protected.

he is also uncharacteristically silent, though you both don’t mind it.

just in general, the awkwardness, the fear, and the emotions run HIGH

so expect this to be something that might be a little tough to adjust to on both your parts

but, afterwards, he does cuddle with you close to his side until you feel comfortable.

in general?

the boy loves you a lot, so he’ll help the best way he can, but the comfort process is gonna be a little bit of a rough ride.

and, under the circumstance that this was his first encounter, he did pretty decent.

(sidenote: he had told suga what had conspired the next day when he was at volleyball practice. he got a pat on the back for his good work and a small reward, though he was hesitant to take it.)

simp is big worry for you overall, but he’ll take extra measures to help you in the future.

Akaashi Keiji

certified mom #2

akaashi, though?

i feel as if he’d have dealt with some bouts of it

so he had a sense of the feeling and the pure terror that comes with it.

because, compared to his calm and composed demeanor, boy panics like the next person.

and sometimes, things like this happen when stress is running ESPECIALLY high

and once you had told him about your experiences with it,

he was immediately taking notes from his experiences to help you with yours

so, in conclusion?

he had a good amount of knowledge in the subject

when you start to go into a bout of it, he is on the job

he keeps the atmosphere as quiet as possible

(especially if bokuto or kuroo is in the room)

he makes sure that there is a private, somewhat comfortable area that you can go to whenever and wherever it happens

and you can bet that this boy starts to worry despite the knowledge.

anyways...

once he notices you start to shrivel up and push yourself towards the corner of the room

and how the fear settles in your eyes

he’s on the way (while still being smooth and nonchalant).

there are tears gathering in the corners of your eyes, and as soon as akaashi sees them, well-

he’s already gesturing for you two to leave the room and keeping you flush to his side comfortably.

it isn’t until you reach the designated private area (which in this scenario would probs be a secluded classroom) that he checks in further.

he stares worriedly in your eyes, and you try to explain

he stops you, wipes your tears, and pulls you flush against his chest.

no words are spoken, just a sweet silence and a loving embrace.

it’s welcoming, and he doesn’t care if you soak the front of his shirt with tears

overall, best boy of the four (with suga being a close second).

in general, though

the way he acts and treats this thing signals an immediate understanding of the feeling

and it is just, overall, the most comforting thing about it.

he takes note of what works this time following the first encounter with something like this, though

anything to make sure his beloved girlfriend feels safe and protected.

(bokuto though - akaashi loves him, but dear god, he pries too much whenever this happens around him. kuroo joins in too, and he has to put his trust into someone else to handle him (or the two of them) in that moment.)

Tendou Satori

guess monster can’t guess at the moment

tendou.exe has stopped working.

checking systems....go.

okay, he’s back!

so, first things first - you have told him of your brushes with depersonalization/derealization and overall dissociation

you had also emphasized how scary it can be

this, while still a little odd to him, is something he takes seriously because you take it seriously.

(it took a little explaining to get him to realize when something like this starts to happen.)

anyways, one day, when you two are studying together

(by your request!)

he pauses when he hears your voice start to shake and your words don’t come off as sure as they were mere seconds before.

“what’s going on, y/n?”

“uh, I - um...”

THAT’s when he jumps into protective boyfriend mode.

the way you so suddenly weaken, seemingly just lose all sense of the normal you

it scares him, quite frankly

and he just-

throws all of his work to the side and slides you to his side.

pressing your head onto his shoulder is the first step.

he wants to talk, but the way he feels you tremble

oh boy, he gets emotional

he won’t cry, but he’ll be about to

he just decidedly grips you tighter and closer to him when you tug on his shirtsleeve

he’s pulling you even closer then, and just slowly lulls your body in his to his bed

and the two of you just lay there, you crying from the fear and him keeping you warm, safe, and comfortable

(he’s rubbing small circles into the dip of your hips and cradling your head to his chest and i just-)

(best comfort istg-)

you two had just decided to stay there for the rest of the time together until your roommate had come by to get you

(she had thanked him for comforting you as she had seen this happen, and you had never been this calm coming down from a bout until today.)

essentially, he doesn’t joke like he normally would

he doesn’t get rough or generally playful, either

he just gets aware and gets to action.

safe to say, he does a pretty damn good job when it comes down to it.

(and as a sidenote- if anyone pokes their head in on you two in the moment, he’ll send them a look that signals them to leave.)

(seriously. it terrifies some of the younger club members if they even attempt to come find him in this situation.)

#sugawarakoushi #sugawara koushi #sugawara x reader #sugawara koushi x reader #ryuunosuketanaka #ryuunosuke tanaka #tanaka x reader #ryuunosuke tanaka x reader #akaashikeiji #akaashi keiji #akaashi x reader #akaashi keiji x reader #tendousatori #tendou satori #tendou x reader #tendou satori x reader #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu headcanons

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scorpiosanssexy · 4 years ago

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Hi! Can I please request a Haikyuu matchup, if its not to much to ask. I’m a 5’1 pan female with long hair that fades from red to blonde. I am very curvy/busty and I am very insecure about it. I am very soft-spoken, intelligent, patient, shy, and get flustered easily. I love to play the ukulele and sing! I tend to get lost in books for hours... I have been bullied, which leads me to shutting myself out from others. I’m also an INTJ, Aquarius and Hufflepuff! Thank you so much!

I normally go to bed early, but every so often I will stay up late. I am an early riser, but on certain days I will choose to go back to sleep. I can cool very well, and I enjoy getting up early so I can make breakfast for the other people in my house! On the downside, I get very possessive of the kitchen. Whenever I’m cooking, I don’t let anyone help me. You can watch, but you can’t help or get in my way. I don’t like having people over, but I can interact if needed. I take advantage of the fact that I can take long naps and still sleep at night. I am a workaholic, and I tend to lose track of time easy, so I will forget to eat or drink for as long as days.

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Dear User,

congratulations, we have found you a potential roommate. We have throughly looked through your application and we hope you are happy with your result. Below this post are the details all about them.

Yours Sincerely

The Accomodation Team

Name: Sugawara Koushi

Birthday: 13th June (Gemini)

MBTI: INFJ

awww you have this precious bean as your roommate

with a combination of wine aunt vibes too

now suga is a naturally friendly person so he doesn’t mind you soft spoken nature, in fact he thinks it makes you sweet

also your patience is something else he also admires too, he is usually the more easier going of the third year karasuno trio but sometimes he can lose his teather

for example, he can get slighly annoyed at asahi negative thinking whereas you patientally listen to his woes and ease him gently

yeah there is a rumour now in the karasuno team that suga roommate isn’t actually a human but an angel

this started when you gave pointers on noya and tanaka maths paper

noya and tanaka.exe has stopped working

now the whole team looks to you for guidance on their studies because you are both interlligent and patient which makes for a very good teacher

suga has told them (noya and tanaka) to stop harassing you otherwise he is calling daichi for backup

they stopped after than but congrats you now have two men simping for you (teach me your ways user chan)

suga loves the fact you can play the ukukele and sing

i believe suga loves to sing as well (have you heard his singing voice like i am simping )

sometimes the pair of you will do duets and depending on your range you either take the higher or lower parts

yes suga does make you cover disney songs, he is a sucker for disney

if you were feeling up for it, i can totally see you and suga like making a youtube channel with your covers and stuff

like people love your content because it is so wholesome

i would start the user chan + suga senpai fanclub

now i can see suga like reading in his spare time but not bookworm level you know what i mean

sometimes when you are reading suga thinks you look so serence and his dorky smile begins to form (like it is toooo cute)

now if the book you are reading is one suga has already read he will tease you by giving false spoilers

also over dinner you too will discuss the book in great detail and you definetely like assign each other a character to each other (like to kin)

now suga is also a very patient man, so he wouldn’t press you to much if there was if you were feeling down

however that doesn’t mean that he wouldn’t give you snuggles

like he would just hold you and rock you in his lap if that is what you needed

now this may come as a shock to you all but can 100% see suga hating the mornings

like he cannot function without his coffee

so every morning you wake him so gently and always make him a cup of coffee to go with it

suga is literally like uwu

i am literally like uwu

suga finds it hilarious when you get pocessive of your kitchen like diachi once tried help and the look of murder you gave him was priceless

he has photos too

now because suga is a certified wine aunt i don’t think he does much of the cooking

he just sits there looking pretty with a bottle of vino

so he straight up vibes with you taking charge

when you get caught up in your work, mum suga is realised

he will literally turn the wifi off so you cannot do anyway work

but don’t worry he always brings up your favourite food and maybe a bottle of pink gin too

overall you have you have a charming, fun loving but a bit too relaxed roommate.

Other Potential Matches: Akaashi Keiji and Iwaizumi Hajime

hiya, thank you so much for your patience, I know that your request has been sitting in my askbox for days. If you are ever feeling upset or lonely feel free to come and chat with me, we can always just vibe with anime. Enjoy the rest of your morning/evening wherever you are in the world.

Carla

#haikyuu matchup #haikyuu roommate #haikyuu roommate matchup #sugawara koushi #sugawara x reader #sugawara fluff #home is where the heart is

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cyclist-of-guilt · 3 years ago

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Nobody asked but I'm going to throw my 3 nickels anyway. Obviously nothing has 100% the same dynamic but here are some recommendations that have some sort of similar aspect imo, from the most similar to least:

If you liked the story of villain keeping the girl without combat powers imprisoned, getting interested in her and becoming more human thanks to their relationship in very short span of time they spend together: Meruem and Komugi from Hunter x Hunter

I don't want to spoil too much but chimera ants arc is masterpiece even if it's extreme slow burn.

If you like idea of villain getting involved with the girl for the sake of the plan but sike bitch! she's too weird, cool and strong-willed, so it's healing time: Vincent Nightray and Ada Vessalius from Pandora Hearts

I always thought of Ada as if Orihime was written by competent woman instead of man who thinks with his dick. Vince is definitely more of emotional, scheming type of villain tho.

Ada is just amazing

If you like idea of ray of sunshine, who is deeply wounded person, and "emotionless doll" (that's bs based on how that character is precived) finding out they have a lot in common: Oz Vessalius and Echo from Pandora Hearts

I thought they could be genderbend UH under a special circumstance.

If you like protagonist and antagonist talk a lot about philosophy and hearts, also protagonist is such a softie they start being compassionate to "the horrible villain" who calls out everyone's bullshit and never lies to them: Battler Ushiromiya and Beatrice His The Golden Witch

Sadly Battler is incompetent, stinky man who is extremely annoying at beginning and if you think Uqui's "mental torture" and "mind traps" are anything then lmao he's a ittle soft baby compared to Beato. She's certified batshit insane troll and I love her so much I'm going to fight Battler who's the bigger simp.

(get yourself ship who can do both)

Are there any movies/tv shows which character's relationship reminds you of ulquiorra and orihime?

I sat around to think about this for a couple of days, and actually, no, there aren't. I think that's why they are so interesting - the dynamic is fresh and complex and nuanced and ugh I just love it. They are like two planets circling separate suns, which somehow come into view of one another just long enough to permanently alter each others' physical properties and orbits. As unlikely as it was, they profoundly affected one another in a very short period of time, and will carry the effect of their meeting with them forever.

I know none of what I have described sounds particularly unique, but it's just a combination of everything that comes together to paint a singularly poignant picture to me.

#ulquihime #talking about weeb shit

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atimefordragons · 4 years ago

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100 Intelligence, 0 Wisdom || EHS

☾♔; June 17, 2020 ☾♔; 12:26am ☾♔; sotd: Tuhje Dekha To (DDLJ) ☾♔; cotd: Dick Grayson ☾♔; Elite Highschool ☾♔; Side/NPC Profiles

𝐓𝐢𝐭𝐥𝐞: lol, a summary of all 5 Sheremetev kids

----------->UPDATE: description abandoned. The group was shutdown and I've been kicked from the discord, so there's no point in finishing this set. I'll just make a new one when I inevitably recycle the characters.

Most of their profiles were done anyway, but whatever, I’m not putting any more effort into something I’m not involved in anymore.

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【𝕀ℕ𝕊ℙ𝕆 ℂℝ𝔼𝔻】@ maybones

As always, lolz. Soz for always using you as inspo, but you are the unrivaled Queen of Talent and Set making.

Was specifically inspired by this set: https://urstyle.fashion/styles/2523719 And as always, failed in mimicking it.

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I have made a new version of Tuhje Dekha To: Tuhje Dekha Toh ye jana sanam Main tuhje nufrat karti, kuti kamini

Loose Translation: When I saw you beloved, I knew That I despise you, you fucking bitch

(kuti kamini doesn’t literally mean fucking bitch, but that’s the emotional weight, or inflection or whatever behind it tbh - it doesn’t mean bitch though, like, from a literal translation, it kinda means bitch, bitch, since kuti and kamini both mean bitch)

Lol, ya, it doesn’t really flow with the music, but whatever. I’m fucking pissed and TDT was stuck in my head, so the lyrics went from love to rage.

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𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐘

The Sheremetev’s are a unique bunch of siblings, in that not a single one is biologically related to another. All, but the youngest were adopted by Ivan Borisovich Sheremetev, his youngest, and only biological, child eventually passing into his custody. They’re a family of 7, Ivan, their father, Feodor Brezhnev, their butler/emotional grandfather, Rodya, the big brother, Adya, Emil, and Shion, the NOT triplets, and Erasyl, the brat- I mean baby. Because they’re not his biological children, they’re often labelled as charity cases, though they can pretty much brush it off at this point. Since Ivan does not make a blood distinction between his kids, Erasyl is often thought to have been adopted too. Are they just the batfam repackaged as Russian bourgeoisie? lol, yeah.

The House of Sheremetev are former Russian nobility, and in the age of the Empire, were amongst the wealthiest and most influential families in Imperial Russia. They held many high commanding ranks in the Russian military, governorships and were given title of "Count" (Граф graf), which in Russian society was the third highest, the first obviously being the rank of Tsar, followed by Prince (Князь knyaz) - a Russian prince was not necessarily royalty, but more equivalent to a western Duke. Notable Sheremetev's include Yelena Sheremeteva, who was the third and final wife of Tsarevich Ivan Ivanovich (1554–1581), the son of Ivan IV (better known to history as Ivan the Terrible), and Fedor Sheremetev, cousin of Tsar Mikhail I and head of government in 1613–18 and 1642–46.

During the revolution, the line that led to the current Sheremetev's stayed in Russia. A handful were executed, but one became a party man and ardent supporter of the regime. By the time of the union’s collapse, numerous members of the Sheremetev family had served in the government, military, and KGB throughout the existence of the Union. Boris Sheremetev, father of Ivan, was a member of the Council of Ministers when it was dissolved in 1991, and Anastasia Sheremeteva, Ivan’s mother, was a high ranking member of the KGB. During the upheavel of the economic shift from communist to capitalist, and mass privatization of the Russian and post-Soviet state economies, both Sheremetev parents were killed in highly suspicious circumstances. Their murders remain unsolved, though were blamed on Bratva’s. The Sheremetev’s had already taken part in Gorbachev’s attempt to create a mixed socialist economy, and during the post-Soviet transition period, they bought numerous government contracts and assets, primarily in the arms, oil, and energy industries, quickly establishing themselves as Oligarchs in the new world order. In the modern day, all Sheremetev assets are controlled under the banner of Sheremetev Enterprises (Шереме́тевы Компании Sheremetev Kompanii), often shortened to SKomp. Due to the industries, and their closely maintained friendship with the Russian government, the Sheremetev family is amongst one of the wealthiest in Russia and the world at large.

Ivan Sheremetev, current head of the family and their business, is the only child of Boris and Anastasia. Their respective jobs already came with a level of paranoia and strict safety measures in the family, but their deaths made Ivan far more cautious and obsessive. Ivan was a teenager when his parents died (somewhere between 15-18) and he’s basically become a doomsday prepper, but instead of a Zombie invasion or whatever, he’s more concerned that some goon will invade his house. Bitch has the most insane and overkill security system in the world, plus he does all that martial arts and marvel superhero training. And then he went and had kids, and somehow managed to become even more hypervigilant, makes them all take at least one “bad bitch, kick your ass” type class (judo, krav maga, etc). He rarely drinks in public, fucking nerd even drank gingerale and pretended it was alcohol so he could keep his wits about him. He used to masquerade as a party boy to keep people disarmed around him, but after adopting children, especially once he had the non-triplets, he just acts as the truth; tired father. 100% uses them as an excuse to avoid parties and the media (lol, he’s just a brooding loner type who has maybe 12 friends, and 5 of those are his kids). Ivan is bad at expressing emotions, but genuinely loves his kids, and is simultaneously the most laid back and most helicopter parent ever. The kids are out late? It’s okay, I trust them, and they’ll call if something bad happens. One of them fell off the monkeybars on the school playground? I AM SUING THEM FOR CHILD ENDANGERMENT!

𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐇 𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐕 ➤AGE: 18 ➤BIRTHPLACE: Yakutsk, Russia ➤RESIDENCE: St. Petersburg, Russia ➤BIRTHDAY: March 21 ➤FACE CLAIM: Simon Nessman

➤PERSONALITY OVERVIEW: Overall, he’s a pretty decent guy. Big, big brother energy, also has a lot of dad energy, and is a mother hen. The type of guy that says “you kids these days”, even though he’s barely a year older. Rather sarcastic, but it’s mostly playful, loves a pun. Is pretty and petty, kind of a hoe, we got a male Anto here. Somersaults and does splits and other flippy shit completely randomly while walking, just ‘cause he can. He’s extra like that. Loves to tease his younger siblings, and will purposefully embarrass them, he will yell across campus to do so, “HEY ERASYL, REMEMBER HOW YOU GOT SCARED BY THE CAT LAST WEEK AND SNUCK INTO MY ROOM!” Has also yelled relationship advice and dating tips. Also more explicit tips. Despite his embarrassing tendencies, hoe nature, and general playfulness, apart from Feodor (the butler), Rodya is the certified adult™️ of the family, when any of the other Sheremetev kids have a problem, they all go directly to him, skipping over Ivan, who also goes to Rodya when he’s got a problem (but has great difficulty owning up to the problem too). Because of their emotionally stunted father, Rodya has become the emotional support of the family, though he certainly wasn’t always good at it. By the time Ivan brought Emil into the family, Rodya (around 13 at the time) quickly grew up to help the traumatized Emil adjust to the new family (lol, they’re all traumatized), and changed his previously dismissive and rude behaviour towards Adya. Because he took over what should’ve fallen to the parent, Rodya has a lot of buried issues himself, particularly a temper, which flares up whenever any of his family or friends are being attacked in some way. Insulting one of my brat’s? Lol, let me teach you what gravel tastes like. Rodya seems like the best behaved of them all, he’s outwardly the most polite and charming Sheremetev, but he’s the most dangerous and vicious of them all.

➤LIKES: Cereal (is possibly addicted to it??? Can eat it for any meal and as a snack, it is genuinely a concern), Tequila (this wasn’t intentional, but I’ve been going through dick grayson memes for inspiration, and I vote Rodya as Anto’s best friend, the Princess can suck it), he a Gucci boy, winter, ice skating, eurovision, Frozen and disney movies in general, will belt those songs out at any time of the day or night, but Frozen has a special place in his heart ➤DISLIKES: Brooding people (got enough of that in his family), clowns, lazy fashion (black suit, white shirt again? Fucking try my dude), teen language constantly evolving (what happened to thristing? wtf is simping?), overpowering scents (like axe, that shit gross yo, have some class) ➤HOBBIES: Gymnastics and acrobatics (has no interest in joining a circus, but it helps him feel close to his parents), boxing (needs to beat up anyone that might threaten his family), karate (black belt), coding/hacking, frolicking (lol, is that a hobby? Hanging out with the friends and the “kids” - his sibs)

➤RELATIONSHIP WITH THE OTHERS: Rodion gets along best with everyone else in the family, and is pretty much the lightning rod guiding them all back together. He’s grandpa’s (Feodor) sassy lil baby boy forever, and the only other person to sometimes have a brain cell, he’s dad’s (Ivan) pride and joy, not to mention emotional rock. Rodya feels so that Ivan doesn’t have to. He keeps Adya in check, is Emil’s idol, Shion’s best bro, and Erasyl’s actual dad (not really, but he parents Erasyl more than Ivan, so). When asked who’s their favourite member of the family, every Sheremetev without hesitation will answer Rodion (for himself, he’ll refuse to answer, he’s nice like that).

➤SHORT BIO: The first, and the favourite; Rodion was born as Rodion Petyrovich Kirilov, his parents, Petyr and Masha, were members of a contemporary circus (a la cirque du soleil, but smallers, and in Russia), as a rarity in the contemporary circus, the Kirilov’s were a circus family, but that’s more of an arguable point, since Petyr and Masha were individually trained, and they were only beginning to pass on their skills, etc to Rodion when the thing™️ happened. When he was 5, Rodion’s parents were killed in what seemed to be an act gone wrong (though in truth a jealous member of the circus messed with the rigging, causing them to plummet to their deaths). Ivan Sheremetev just happened to have been attending that very show, and also just happened to witness the murderer in the act, and relayed his information to the police. As an orphan himself, though he was much older than Rodya when his parents died, Ivan empathized with the young child, and adopted him on pretty much impulse. Because he is so much dumber than he seems (he eats burgers with a knife and fork), he was able to win over young Rodya due to being “funny”, and they established their own little family, Rodya quickly picking up Feodor’s sassy remarks, and becoming a little darling by Ivan’s side at fancy Russian events.

When Adrian was brought into the family, Rodya was far from the best big brother he is now. Adya came into the family with Rodya was 11 (Adya himself was 10), so for 6 years, he was the only child in Ivan and Feodor’s care, and was certainly spoiled by the two. Adya’s arrival sparked First Child Syndrome in Rodya, who absolutely detested having to share the limelight now with another kid. He was incredibly rude to Adya, and repeatedly referred to him as a replacement, which resulted in Adya lashing out and running away a few times as well. He’s really not proud of this, not to mention, he’s definitely where Adya learned that replacement insult from, and subsequently used on Emil. He eventually got over it mostly on his own, though got a nice little pep talk from Feodor about how all three (Rodya, Adya, and Ivan) are just lost children who need to find a family, and Rodya begrudgingly began extending an olive branch to Adya and trying to get along with him, even being the one to bring him back to the manor a couple of times. He was much better prepared when Emil arrived 2 years later and smoothly transitioned into the “Best Big Brother” mantle he has now, and continued being the best bro when Shion and Erasyl arrived, though the younger ones started having issues with not being the new baby anymore (lmao, welcome to the club you dorks). The day Rodion left for EHS was hilariously emotional, they were all crying ‘cause they didn’t want him to go, which in turn made him cry too. The other kids didn’t talk to Ivan for a week ‘cause he sent big brother away (overdramatic much, they’d be joining him in a year, two for Erasyl, anyway).

𝐀𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐇 𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐕 ➤AGE: 17 ➤BIRTHPLACE: Moscow, Russia ➤RESIDENCE: St. Petersburg, Russia ➤BIRTHDAY: August 16 ➤FACE CLAIM: Sean O’Pry

➤PERSONALITY OVERVIEW: (1) angry boi. He’s so petty and broken, and like, just needs love? He had a less than stellar relationship with his birth parents, and does not easily trust people. Adrian struggles the most with being called a “charity case”, it’s not really the insult that bothers him, but the implication that he isn’t loved by his dad, because he can’t fully trust that Ivan genuinely loves him as his son (plus Ivan isn’t exactly a share-my-feelings type, so that’s no help). Adya is quick to throw a punch, and has no patience, at all. If something is bothering him, he reacts immediately, usually with anger. On the flip side, he’s also really sweet and a nerd. Like that trope of “Bad boy who picks up cats in the rain”, that’s him, to a T! He loves literature and can recite Shakespeare from memory alone (lol, and has the nerve to call Emil a nerd), and is generally rather prickly, but if you can shave down those spikes, you’ve got a friend for life in him. ➤LIKES: Poetry, plays, literature, shakespeare, history, mythology, tolstoy, dostoyevsky, the beach, whiskey ➤DISLIKES: clowns, drugs (just say no), cops (acab), fire (he’s a tad pyrophobic), enclosed spaces (also claustrophobic), being told what to do (not a fan of being controlled) ➤HOBBIES: Reading, studying (he’s such a nerd), weight-lifting (does that count as a hobby?), mixed martial arts, napping, homework (lol, lil mr. bad boy here is top of the class), drama club (backstage stuff and directing, also script) ➤RELATIONSHIP WITH THE OTHERS: It's complicated. When he first arrived to the Manor, he had a very teasing, bratty relationship with Rodya (he teased his new big brother, 'cause lol, dad loves me more now, you weren't enough), which Rodya did not like, but underwent the same crisis when Ivan brought Emil home and was much worse about. He has trust issues and has run away from home numerous times, but most of the time he went back on his own, or was quickly found by Ivan (and later Rodya). He deeply loves his family, but struggles with admitting it, and is fearful that they do not love him. He gets along the least with Emil, who was adopted 2 years after him, and frequently, to this day, calls him a replacement (something he picked up from Rodya). As both are aggressive types, he technically gets along the best with Erasyl, often teaming up to pull off shenanigans and teenage rebellion, but they constantly argue, and each views the other as the “stupid” one in their duo (lol, you’re both dumb). They’re also both super scared of Shion (she beat him up for talking shit). His relationship with Ivan is the most complicated, because he wants Ivan’s love and approval, but also refuses to admit that, though he does have it (even though Ivan struggles with admitting it too - they’re all so dumb).

➤SHORT BIO: The second one and resident “bad boy” (LOL, he’s so not), Adrian was born to Andrei and Olga Petrov, a regular working class family. Olga left them when Adya was 2, and Andrei subsequently remarried to a woman named Alina. Alina was a drug addict, as well as a drug dealer (she specialized in Heroin), which is how she and Andrei met. Both were addicts and frequently abused Adrian while high, when in withdrawal, and when completely sober. He was routinely locked out of their apartment and left to sleep outside in the freezing cold. Because of his upbringing, Adrian has had to learn to fend for himself, often resorting to petty crime just to survive. It’s how he met Ivan, as he was trying to steal the wheels off of Ivan’s fancy ass car to sell, but was discovered, and instead of trying to run, idiot decided I’m just gonna attack this guy. Ivan instead, decided to take Adrian in, easily getting custody of him from his birth parents and eventually formalizing the adoption. For this, Adrian is eternally grateful, and hasn’t seen his parents since the night Ivan caught him trying to jack his wheels (or however you say it).

The young Adrian was prone to tantrums, and often ran away from home, but was calmed down and brought back each time, usually by Ivan, a few times by Rodya, and sometimes he would come back on his own. The introduction of Emil in the family was a shocker for him, and made him feel as if he wasn’t enough, ‘cause who needs 3 kids? Not to mention, Emil, unlike himself and Rodya, came from upper society, so he felt a lot of inadequacy, which he dealt with by lashing out. He still dislikes Emil the most, even with Erasyl’s shouts about being the “blood son”. On the plus side, at least he mostly gets along with Rodya now. Technically speaking, Adrian is the youngest of the not-triplets (himself, Emil, and Shion), but having been adopted second acts as the oldest, and gets away with it due to his aggressive and independent nature.

𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐋 𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐇 𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐕 ➤AGE: 17 ➤BIRTHPLACE: Greiz, Germany ➤RESIDENCE: St. Petersburg, Russia ➤BIRTHDAY: July 19 ➤FACE CLAIM: Louis Hofmann

➤PERSONALITY OVERVIEW: A very good boy, he is just the fucking sweetest, he could give you diabetes. But he is a Sheremetev sibling, and thus also is PETTY AF! He fucking logs every wrong another sibling has ever committed against him in a digital diary, and has the receipts when he complains to one of the “adults” (aka Rodion mostly, sometimes Feodor or Ivan). Emil is the “smart” one (lol, he’s got an IQ of 187, but will also blindly accept anything Rodya says as fact), and so he uses his brains to psychological torture Adya and Erasyl when they get on his nerves. He’s utterly savage when it comes to a comeback or witty comment, and can be impatient when it comes to letting someone else be in charge of technology (dies inside every time someone types www into the address bar). He makes a conscious effort to model himself after Rodya (apart from Rodya’s hoe-ing), to emulate that nice, caring, dependable thing that Rodya has, and was a super adorable mini-me when they were younger. Has insomnia, from a mix of nightmares from repressed trauma, and staying up online at all hours of the day and night like a typical zillenial. Runs on caffeine and candy.

➤LIKES: Technology, he a computer geek, rococo, baroque, champagne, pastels, sunlight, summer, acrobatics, the circus, von gogh, monet ➤DISLIKES: slow wifi connections, laggy computers (like excuse you windows, but I need those 4 browsers with 50+ tabs each, you know me, figure it out), blood, erasyl ➤HOBBIES: computer engineering (is that a hobby, or just like a life goal? The latter probs), coding, tattling on adrian and erasyl, planning elaborate ways to get back at adrian and erasyl

➤RELATIONSHIP WITH THE OTHERS: In general, he gets along with his siblings, with two glaring exceptions; Adrian and Erasyl, both of whom view him as an unwelcome replacement, well, for Erasyl, he’s a placeholder (which, I mean, calm down, we all know who dad’s favourite is - Rodya). Emil gets along the best with Rodya, whose parents he saw perform live once before their deaths, upon his arrival to the Sheremetev manor, witnessed Rodya pulling off a similar stunt on the banister (which gave poor Ivan a heart attack) and immediately became obsessed. Because they both had a strong brotherly bond with Rodya from pretty much the get go, Emil and Erasyl argue over Rodya the most. Aside from Rodya, Emil and Shion are rather close, though she doesn’t open up much, the two often team up against Adya and Erasyl.

➤SHORT BIO: Born to Heinrich XXVIII, Prince Reuss of Greiz and Elsa von Hohenberg, the last scions of the Elder Line of the House of Reuss, and born as Heinrich XXIX, Emil is the heir to the Principality of Reuss-Greiz, which was technically inherited by his cousin, Prince Heinrich of the Junior Reuss line (they’ll all named Heinrich in the honour of the Emperor who enobled them - lame). His parents were killed when he was 12; his death was subsequently faked alongside theirs and he was taken in by Ivan, a friend of his parents, for his protection. Emil witnessed his parents' murders and was covered in their blood when he was found by the guards, the incident clearly left him traumatized, and for the most part has shut out the memory, though he still has nightmares about it, which contributes to his insomnia.

When he was first brought to the Sheremetev manor, Emil was very withdrawn and solitary, often staying by himself in his room (with the doors and windows locked) or sticking by Ivan’s side. He was slowly brought out of his shell by Rodya, though this immediately sparked jealousy and insecurity in Adya, beginning their “rivalry”.

𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐕𝐍𝐀 𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐕𝐀 ➤AGE: 17 ➤BIRTHPLACE: Susaki, Japan ➤RESIDENCE: St. Petersburg, Russia ➤BIRTHDAY: January 26 ➤FACE CLAIM: Dilraba Dilmurat

➤PERSONALITY OVERVIEW: Seems like a brooding, silent, lowkey scary type, but really she’s just introverted. Doesn’t interact if she doesn’t know someone and/or it’s unnecessary. When she talks, she’s savage and witty (lol, despite them not being blood related, that’s a trait all the Sheremetev’s have). She’s honestly super dorky, loves shit like Naruto and One Piece and Batman cartoons (has declared she IS batman). Shion loves messing with people and will always make up shit to throw people off, she loves the whole concept of being the mysterious loner type, and there’s equal chance she’s saying a true fact about herself, or it’s another joke to fuck with you. ➤LIKES: Messing with her brothers, dark colours, ➤DISLIKES: ➤HOBBIES: ➤RELATIONSHIP WITH THE OTHERS: Quiet. Because she’s generally rather reserved, it’s not quite evident upfront how close or distant she is to her family, since she’s physically generally off doing her own thing, however, like her other brothers, she is close to Rodya, and tends to hang out with him when she has nothing else to do (she be the designated driver for the hoes - she could drive since she was like 12, yes, she had to heels and creative methods to reach the pedals, but she could drive).

➤SHORT BIO: Born as Orihara Shion, Shion is the daughter of Orihara Chinatsu, the former third generation leader of Sesshō-Kai (殺生会), a Yakuza based in Kōchi, her father is unknown, but is or was presumably a member of her family’s Yakuza. From the moment she was born, Shion was separated from her mother and raised in secrecy for her protection, as well as education, as per Chinatsu’s instructions, she was being raised to one day take over the Yakuza.

Technically speaking, she is the oldest of the “triplets”, but is treated as the youngest of the three, having been adopted last, and she’s pretty okay with it. Got to be doted on as the baby before the brat (Erasyl) arrived.

adopted when she was 13 (dick 14, and the other two 13 as well)

𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐘𝐋 𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐇 𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐕 ➤AGE: 15 ➤BIRTHPLACE: Almaty, Kazakhstan ➤RESIDENCE: St. Petersburg, Russia ➤BIRTHDAY: August 9 ➤FACE CLAIM: Bright Vachirawit

➤PERSONALITY OVERVIEW: ➤LIKES: ➤DISLIKES: ➤HOBBIES: ➤RELATIONSHIP WITH THE OTHERS: Terrible. He’s very insecure about his father’s affections and always gets into fights with the others, particularly Emil and Adya. He’s scared of Shion, because the one time he managed to anger her, she threw him off a balcony (he’s fine, just traumatized - technically, Rodya once beat him too, but that was to teach him a lesson, Shion was straight up trying to kill him). Erasyl gets along the best with Rodya and is very possessive of him, especially since Rodya tends to pamper him and treat him like a child. Very quickly gets jealous when Rodya spends time with the others, especially Emil (You can have father, but Rodya is mine <- has actually said that, out loud).

➤SHORT BIO: The baby, Erasyl is the only biological child of Ivan

the only biological child (15), a brat, was a real bitch to them all, but started respecting dick when he beat him, and is now super attached to him

𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐀

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