#( tallulah speaking. )

[a-moth-called-mof]

I will defend Q!Wilbur and his egg daughter with my life. do you understand. he was like "wow i don't care about this child" and then she went missing and he lost his shit. she was playing the flute after she heard him play the guitar. he calls her "little one". she eats dirt and he eats sand. he let her choose her name. he went from wanting to leave her to calling himself her dad. do you understand,,, do you see the vision,,,

[sneegsnitties]

SHES 1 YEAR OLD TODAY!!!!!!

[mangodoodles000]

Considering that today is the egg anniversary, I'll show u clip #2 of my little animatic compilation I'm putting together.

Anyways, happy 1 year to this lovely family :)

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como que hoy es anniversario de los huevos, yo quedo enseñar clip #2 de me animacion que yo estoy haciendo

Como queda, feliz 1 año de éste familia genial :)

[factorialsotherfandoms]

So... Spreen and Missa were brothers. That's a thing.

And Fit married Spreen, and Spreen died before the divorce paperwork was signed or they reached long enough for it not to need Spreen's signature, so Fit is Spreen's widower. (Much sexier than divorcee, let's face it, even if he prefers divorcee - which he legally isn't - because it sounds like he had a choice in the matter or something there's something to unpack there I'm sure)

And so Fit is Missa's brother-in-law. And Missa is Fit's brother-in-law.

And Philza is Missa's (platonic, government assigned [*stares at them and shakes my head*]) husband.

And so Philza was Spreen's brother-in-law. And Spreen was Philza's brother-in-law.

Which!

Means Philza and Fit are /also/ brothers-in-law.

But that's besides the point, because Fit (and Spreen) are Ramon's parents, and Missa and Philza are Chayanne and Tallulah (and Wilbur?)'s parents.

Which means Fit (and Spreen) are Chayanne and Tallulah (and Wilbur?)'s uncle(s), and Philza and Missa are Ramon's uncles.

This all means...

Ramon is Chayanne and Tallulah (and Wilbur?)'s cousin.

And I don't know where I'm going with this, but it's definitely something.

[caged-crows]

tallulah soot craft introverted quiet autism vs sunnysideup underscore extroverted loud autism

[apollos-boyfriend]

did tommyinnit fucking. canonize himself. do i have to update the family tree now.

[zeb-z]

leo leaving foolish a sign like all the others, leaving the most concrete out of all the messages, but no one comments on it. foolish, dead quiet after asking for a direct translation, as the others come in, take note of the sign, and then continue on to other topics. forever coming up, asking if this is anything new or “just another sign”. baghera and fit, the only ones asking if he’s okay, and he just brushes it off, because of course he would, it’s foolish, and it’s easy even though it’s entirely unconvincing and obviously a lie, because everyone else is talking over them anyway. etoiles not even checking in, just pulling him aside to accuse him of federation bullshit. everyone proceeding to talk about crimes in his tower, sitting right on the concrete trail. mouse in the cappy place, saying foolish doesn’t even care about leo, he doesn’t care that she’s gone, and foolish goes quiet for a full minute, until he can find some joke to latch onto and start deflecting again. I can’t take it anymore I’m at my limit.

did anyone other than foolish know the significance of the amethyst, and take note, like they did with the other eggs and their left behind items? or was it just him, alone later on, repeating always juntos to himself as he looks at the message again.

[crochetedcandy]

He’s babysitting :)

Tallulah baby I’m so sorry for your hair, I tried my best I’m not a hairdresser 😭

All the eggs were free form, I’ve not used any patterns yet.

Philza post with pattern links (X)

[genevawrenn]

nobody fucking touch me /lh

look at Phil's fond little smile when Cellbit gave Tallulah and Chayanne flowers

I'VE MISSED THEM DEARLY ARCHIVISTS THE TWO THAT YOU ARE /POS

[wisepuma23]

Ya know after today’s event… imagine Tallulah gets a permanent face scar after her fight with her Dad to protect Chayanne. A constant reminder of Phil’s mistakes on his daughter’s face. No wonder Tallulah refused to get close to him after, especially after his promise that he’d never lay a hand on her only an hour earlier 🥺

Picture Tallulah, still so lanky and young, trying her best to remember Phil’s sparring tips as he’s barreling down on her. Like MAN!!!

Personally, I’m imagining a cut on her cheekbone from the brunt end of Phil’s sword, like he used the pommel to strike her. Tallulah not even bothering to stem the blood on her face, shakily kneeling, still holding her sword high.

Chayanne seeing the bruised and bleeding face of his sister, and wondering for the first time what it would be like to kill his father.

Or artists if you wanna make things even WORSE… Chayanne got a back scar from running away, while Tallulah got a matching one on her front for standing her ground :)

Always the twins…

[considermygenderminecrafted]

hmmmm. Debating makin this post but sure. Fuck it.

context: Sunny felt really hurt over how Phil introduced her to Talullah and some folks are interpreting is as Phil were cruel or that he's tryna be like more fucked up after purgetory

Disclaimer: Sunny is a kid and has every fuckin right to feel how she feels, and interpret things how she does, and it would be great if they talked and figured shit out. Disclaimer over.

Post: Ngl fellas, introducin someone with some banter about a topic you don't see em as insecure about is just kinda summit you Fuckin Do in north england. YUP EVEN WITH THE LITTLENS. My Mam and Dad did it with me nd my sister as a kid, my parents close friends would to it with us, my friends rents do it with them, my mates do with to me, I do it with them. It's like, kinda a thing that just happens,,, It's part of the culture. especially if the person you're introducing them too is nervous, cause its an ice breaker. Like "hey the person you're scared of is a person like you, look they can handle a bit of banter, its all fine we're friends here" type vibes!

Usually, you preface or end it with a compliment to show you're genuine feelings, and usually you don't do it with someone when it's your first meeting with em, but you'll take the piss out of someone you like to show that you like them yknow? Especially if you've like done other shit to establish yous appreciate that thing you're making fun of em about (like qPhil givin Sunny another pretty crown cause she likes gifts and pretty things and feeling like a princess).

You'd also go for something that you don't acutally feel negateiely about, obviously. Phil doesn't give a shit that she and tubbo steal, thats just a like thing that happens sometimes that you can roll your eyes at but whatever kids gonna nick shit /affectionate. It's not a fuckin insult coming from a place to shame or correct, it's intended to be banter, yknow?

Like, its a show that you like the person and know summit about the person and also believe they can handle a bit of banter at their expense. ESPECIALLY if you've seen em take the piss out of you, someone else, or themselves, cause then it's like "oh word you like to play with this dynamic, okay"

And like, does it suck when you misjudge? Absolutely. Does it suck when someone chooses the wrong topic and gets at summit you're genuinely insecure about? Yes. I've had convos with mine being like 'hey can you not use this topic when you're doin banter' and thats like, really fair to do. There are also like more casual ways to tell em to knock it off like, turning it back on them, or lampshadin it etc which are like, accepted way to tell someone to back down a bit, because it's just like. A thing you do here!

Like qPhil takes the piss out of everyone he loves, chayanne and talullah get it all the time, tubbo (the godparents of his kids) gets it SO much, so does fit, so does Etoiles, like its truly is like, just a fuckin, part of friendships.

TO REITERATE. SUNNY HAS EVERY FUCKIN RIGHT TO FEEL THE WAY SHE DOES! SHE IS A KID, SHE'S NOT FROM THE SAME CULTURAL BACKGROUN, SHE DOESN'T KNOW PHIL THAT WELL NOR PHIL AND TUBBOS RELATIONSHIP!!

Did qPhil put his foot in it? Yes. Do they need to have a natter and settle things? Yes.

But it would be fuckin Lovely if we didnae start up "Phil is actually being a bad person and purpose and cc!Phil is making the choice for his character to be bad" when it's just like, a cultural difference from him being northern again

[sneegsnitties]

its time to stop drawing tallulah wearing yellow.... give her greens and purples

[mikokiara]

I have come to the realization that the reason I wasn't too fond of llulah (aside from the fandom favoritism and kin feelings was probably because her entire story revolved around wilbur, almost but not every single thing about her were related to him and now that he is gone I have taken a liking to her, I think she is finally FULLY her own, she is not "wilbur's daughter" anymore, she is llulah, and honestly? Good for her

[habeascorpseus]

"are you my dad now?"

"...yeah. yeah! i am."

hey watch how hard i can fucking CRY

[caged-crows]

hahaha so like. what if when forever gets better/the parasite gets removed he sees tallulah and immediately breaks down sobbing. he apologizes to her, over and over again, his hands shaking as he reaches out to her. not for forgiveness, but just because he wants her close. and tallulah is scared, but then she remembers what wilbur taught her in the brief time he was with her-- always show others love. so she takes her tio's hand with tears in her eyes, and holds onto him as tightly as she can. forever holds her close to his chest, and the two of them cry out their emotions together, embracing each other.

phil sits with richarlyson and chayanne, watching the two sort things out. he dares to hope that maybe now, things can go back to normal.

[cryiinglikecassandra]

location: the golden spoon

@angstfactory

it’s not that she’d been purposefully snooping around archives all those years ago, curious as towards the founding of raven’s peak, noting family names with one ever so slightly familiar to her cropping up. krauss – that was familiar, and it seemed she wasn’t the only person in town with that surname in her history. It was easier to call fitz a cousin then whatever he really was, second brothers uncles wife’s cousin twice removed from 4 generations ago, or something equally as tedious. he always seemed more pleased than she at this knowledge, the man reminded tallulah entirely too much of her own brother and that left a bad taste in her mouth. it was odd, having…’family’ who wanted to spend time with you. still, she obliged, because if she didn’t, he’d never leave her alone. lunch at the golden spoon was something she could do; tallulah had been trained her whole life to endure and be polite it situations she didn’t necessarily want to be in. an effort had to be made as she scanned the small menu of the café / bakery, turning it around after for the drinks and then glancing up at the front till to look for a specials board. the woman craved a little luxury, instantly considering a beautiful iced matcha latte with some form of vanilla cream foam but, found herself without such a thing. curse this place, and its lack of starbucks. everything looked a little lackluster now she was unable to get what she desired…maybe there was a spell to turn liquids into other things? she considered asking kai about it when they weren’t attempting to darken the world by summoning unfathomable evils… “so…are you doing alright?” tallulah asked.