#like Phil says no

[wisepuma23]

Ya know after today’s event… imagine Tallulah gets a permanent face scar after her fight with her Dad to protect Chayanne. A constant reminder of Phil’s mistakes on his daughter’s face. No wonder Tallulah refused to get close to him after, especially after his promise that he’d never lay a hand on her only an hour earlier 🥺

Picture Tallulah, still so lanky and young, trying her best to remember Phil’s sparring tips as he’s barreling down on her. Like MAN!!!

Personally, I’m imagining a cut on her cheekbone from the brunt end of Phil’s sword, like he used the pommel to strike her. Tallulah not even bothering to stem the blood on her face, shakily kneeling, still holding her sword high.

Chayanne seeing the bruised and bleeding face of his sister, and wondering for the first time what it would be like to kill his father.

Or artists if you wanna make things even WORSE… Chayanne got a back scar from running away, while Tallulah got a matching one on her front for standing her ground :)

Always the twins…

[deadandphilgames]

i am in awe of dnps ability to not only never cross the line of an outright confirmation of their relationship status, but then pick up said line, move it further along and not cross it again

[psychicbby]

imagine being one of dan’s flatmates in his first yr of uni lmfaoo??? like ok here comes this guy and like the first day he shuts himself in his room to play video games. ok cool whatever maybe he’s nervous. most of the time you never see him bc apparently he has an older friend nearby that he’s always with. when he is in the hall he’s burning pasta bc he’s cooking inept and staring down the washer bc he doesn’t understand how to do his own laundry. oh and he makes videos for youtube where he talks to himself (again this is like 2010). so after barely seeing this man the entire term you find out he’s dropped out of uni. ok whatever you never really think about him again until you’re on youtube and you see his face on the homepage. his video has like millions of views and thousands of likes. oh, there’s the friend he was spending all that time with. somehow he’s become some sort of an internet celebrity??? lmfaooooo. what a serve on dan’s part.

[sluttycinderella]

genuinely think dan just jumped at the first opportunity to make an apology video. this fucking theatre kid WISHES he had a legitimate reason to get up in front of his audience and emotionally manipulate them into forgiving him. he lives for the drama.

[reunitedinterlude]

the six four wives of phil lester sabrina | janice | lorraine | susan (2023 / 2024)

[laddersmp3]

Forgot I made this about the tatinof reaction video hope it nourishes in these droughtful times

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

ok everybody block dnp on all socials they have eyes everywhere. they know way too much. those omniscient fuckers are always watching. no one is safe.

like what do you MEAN you know about those stupid “real voice” compilations and people absolutely clowning about jumpcuts and smudged whiskers and what do you MEAN you’re aware of those 2009 phan theories people still debate to this day? what happened to “i don’t check my indirects” “i don’t go on the tags”?? i bet you’re lurking RIGHT NOW reading this very post. all men do is lie. can’t trust anyone 😤😪

[pseudophan]

a heartfelt community project in your honour

hello dan and phil :) i just thought i'd let you know that since you refuse to stop using the word "phan" constantly and clearly love it so much, we here on tumblr did you a solid and banded together to get #phan back on the top ships list! i know, i know, no need to thank us.

for many years we ruled this website and could always count on seeing #phan high up on the weekly top 20 ship lists, not to mention the coveted end of the year top 100. eventually, however, everyone got older and times changed and most people decided #phan was cringe, it was inappropriate, and for the past half decade or so you've lost the throne that was once so rightfully yours

and so, like the do-gooders we always have been, we've collectively agreed to start tagging phan again, to earn back your spot among the all-time tumblr greats, and i am THRILLED to announce you have now been back on the list for eight weeks in a row!

you even beat destiel one week, congratulations! we are sure this will bring you joy, you are welcome.

[dnpbeats]

“i’m not on marriage hill because dan said he’s scared of commitment” okay first of all this is just a little fun and whimsy it’s not that serious but also. dan who is scared of commitment yet committed to buying a house with phil before he was even ready to come out. dan who is scared of commitment yet committed to moving to london with essentially no plan. dan who committed to joint branding for years. dan who committed to going on four world tours, the most recent of which he said yes to when only being back on youtube for 3 months. dan who has explicitly used a dog as an example of something he is scared of committing to yet still obviously wants one and presumably plans to actually get one in the near future. dan who has been committed to phil for nearly half his life. if you don’t want to do something because you just plain don’t want to do it that’s fine and valid. but there is a difference between that and not wanting to do something because you are scared of it. and perpetually living in a state of fear is fucking exhausting and obviously there are times in dan’s life when he has said idc if im scared of this im going to do it anyway. if d&p really truly genuinely do not want to get married because they don’t see the point etc then that’s their prerogative and im not trying to stand up here and say that isn’t the case. but as long as they’re making jokes about/references to them being married im gonna be doing it along with them, dan’s commitment issues be damned

[blossoms-phan]

dan is so fake he’s always like “this is your chance to ask us important, hard hitting, deep philosophical questions” someone asks how do you feel having an entire generation look up to you and he’s like physically? yeah haha we’re so tall 🤪

[rougheroni]

Some of you havent kept up with the twice a day everyday uplaods on danandphilCRAFTS and it shows

[deadandphilgames]

oh my god this will be the first time since coming out that phil will be doing interviews/podcasts so we will get to hear how he politely but firmly shuts down the “sooo. are you two together?” questions

[psychicbby]

kinda obsessed with when dan jokes around and acts like he’s this huge slag bc like babygirl…you’ve been sucking and fucking the same man for the past 15 yrs bc you’re in love with him. you have intertwining careers and a forever home together. if ur man even HINTS at another dude being attractive u get visibly jealous. it’s okay, darling. no one’s judging u for being the literal champion of monogamy. you’re still edgy and cool baby it’s okay <3

[sluttycinderella]

y’all do get that if dan and phil hard launch it will break the internet right? like people who haven’t thought about dnp since 2016 and literally everyone else with an online presence will know. suddenly there will be so many new eyes on our cute little community that we’ve managed to build from the ashes of the early phandom. it’ll be worldwide news that those guys from youtube who “weird girls” always shipped were actually together the whole time. it’ll be absolute chaos. it’s not that i don’t want them to hard launch if that’s genuinely what they want to do, i’m just afraid that it’ll send shockwaves through the entire internet that’ll shatter the nice little thing we’ve got going on here. i for one don’t want to be talking to an acquaintance in class next semester and hear them say “did you hear that dan and phil from youtube are together? that’s crazy! i never watched them ‘cause their fans were always so weird. i didn’t even know they were gay. i guess their fans bullied them out of the closet.” and then have to pretend to be normal.

[reunitedinterlude]

phil spitting on dan <3 (1, 2, 3)

[evermorepeyton]

the fan fiction thing sends me because yes i’ve been on dating apps before like begging someone to have a connection with me like theirs and it’s honestly somewhat ridiculous that they even know that like what 😭

but it’s also so impressive that they know their audience so well. it makes me low-key kind of proud of them because building a community is so hard. people on the internet come and go because they had a couple of famous tiktoks and thought that would be enough, but what keeps you relevant is people caring about you as a person.

and they kept us around so successfully throughout over a decade !! like, they are still making videos 15 years later because they were able to build a community that cares about them, but which they also care about themselves. they care enough to understand us. to literally KNOW what we are like 😭 they know us so well they’ve been able to keep us entertained for so many years now. and they get us.

and im not even trying to be a softy or anything, i think that is so smart. i think they’ve been smart enough to keep a community that’s dedicated to them.

and that’s why they’re still around. because they understand why we read fan fiction, instead of thinking it’s weird, like so many other creators might do. like do you know how easy it would be to be like “idk they like to read about us that’s kind of weird i guess” but they have REFUSED to, they understand fandom and fandom spaces and i just like how smart that makes them.