#( asmodeus || musings )

[melverie]

Lesson 10 and 11 were great btw

tbh I wouldn't mind if the rest of the season continues on like this

[marathedemonoverlord]

You know the funniest thing about Obey Me I can't get out of my head is the idea that the Demons/Immortals probably are the type to catch feelings during One Night Stands with MC. Like we can have sex with them or ignore them but like they'll be like "OmD they love me." While MC just hits it and quits it.

Here I even got a rank for who'd catch feelings the most:

Diavolo (100% falls in love then gets shocked MC just says it's a "bit of fun"- How can Humans be so casual about this?! )

Lucifer ( He doesn't fuck easily so if he did he's loving pretty heavily and would be highkey offended MC is casual about it )

Mammon ( He's a simp he's gonna fall hard even if you sneeze in his coffee )

Leviathan ( Heard a headcanon he's a virgin... Don't hurt my boy like that tho 🥺 )

Satan ( He would fall. He's a romantic he would love MC even if they used him and beat himself over his feels )

Simeon ( Simeon's a strange case I feel like he'd love MC enough that he'd fuck but like if MC pulled away or just hit it up as one night stands he'd accept it because he wants MC happy and not fully committing to the love would make him feel better as an Angel )

Beelzebub ( I think he'd be okay with whatever MC wants casual or real but he'd REALLY want it to be real... )

Belphegor ( I wanted to put him higher but I like the idea Belphegor knows he has no right to want more from MC after murking them that one time )

Asmodeus ( He loves HARD but he's the Avatar of Lust. He'd never love anyone deeper but he'll survive with what you give him even if it's just banging out cheap ones )

Barbatos ( Dude is possessive but also serves Diavolo. He'd give you a one night stand then ditch YOU because Diavolo can't find his lucky footie pajamas. Sorry yalls Diavolo's your cockblocking child now )

Solomon ( He knows the score. He can follow the assignment's direction. He probably won't mind more but you know... Humans having casual sex and one night stands isn't something he's unfamiliar with )

Anyways what's your rankings?

[speedierthanasubmarine]

I decided to watch helluva boss and imma do 2 separate posts for seasons 1 and two (why did I write it like that…?)

Season one

God I love this show. The writing is way more my speed than Hazbin hotel on Amazon, I enjoyed the writing in the pilot, but once Amazon took over the humor just didn’t really land for me, and tbh the plot took over and I started focusing more on that, and in general I’m more partial to the rapid fire YouTube dry comedy and this sentence is a friggin mess- I found HB SO FREAKIN FUNNY

Dude when he goes “FUCK, a new hole” I lost it

“Just try and sue us”

“We’re rich and we’re hot”

“I can just buy all the things!”

“You should commit die”

“Hehe, Trumpet!”

These are just my kinda lines, I don’t know how to explain it, I was wheezing all throughout the season

The music OH LORD when I say I’ve listened to stolas’s lullabye, lulu land, cotton candy, and house of ozmodius like 100000 times I’m… exaggerating but like you get the point the music here is friggin fantastic I also really like how a lot of the music is diegetic, I think that’s a fun touch. I don’t remember whether this is the case in Hazbin, but in this one it was like… I don’t know, it made sense that they were singing when they were singing… am I articulating myself well? I don’t care, iykyk if not, no prob

The animation is great, Viv loves them spinny shots and I am here for it. The amount of genuinely amazing action scenes is super impressive, and even the chill scenes have a ton of personality

The voice acting might be what steals the show for me, idrk anyone’s names cept Alex Brightman but BLITZS VA NEEDS AN AWARD, also slight tangent but I don’t know what it is with stolas’s va but he sounds a lot like a bird in the same sense that Gary Oldman sounded a lot like a bird in Kung Fu Panda 2, what is it that casting directors recognize in actors that screams bird?! Because both of these men are just SO BIRD DOES ANYONE GET WHAT I MEAN moving on, Ozzie’s voice was also effing PERFECT it slid silkily over me like… silk butter or smtg it was the perfect lust voice, I loved it. Everyone else was also great, but they were extra great.

It was also just so fun? Like in hazbin there’s very little just… shenanigans to enjoy, nothing wrong with that because it’s not that type of show, whereas this season is jam packed with them. Like I’ve heard that everyone hated episode 4, but like I don’t know I loved it😆 I just found it to be good old fashioned chicanery, and I liked the chaos and stupidity of it, made for some entertaining TV. This story engine is just mad entertaining for me.

I also enjoyed the writing of most of the characters (Millie, Moxxie, Loona, and Octavia still leave a bit to be desired imo, but whatever, they can’t all be winners and there’s nothing wrong with them) Blitz kinda reminds me of a Barney Stinson type character, which I really enjoy, and I also really like how his boss persona kinda infects everything he does while simultaneously being what’s screwing him over, his nature is kinda like a snake swallowing its own tail, which is tragic and beautiful, and Stolas compliments him well by being, not an enabler, but… I don’t know a clever way to say this… Stolas is a wreck in the best way and he just works. He’s short sighted, like extremely so, like how he thinks sleeping with Blitz will fill his emotional void so he does it but it just drives them further apart so it’s like he’s in a hole and in order to get out he’s gonna dig to pile up dirt so he can climb out but he’s an idiot and that’s a stupid idea and I loved his whole arc. Very enjoyable stuff drama.

Kinda random but whoever Viv’s foli artist is also deserves an award, the sound effects in this show are pristine and it’s incredible (yes I’ve seen the scene where the gun sounds go off a few seconds too late, and yeah, mistakes happen, but every bone crunch sounds and other stuff like that being so enunciated in an indie show is extremely impressive)

Anyhoo, very fun, very emotional, nice to look at, very funny, yada yada- altogether great season 1.

[aestheticbyais]

"Lust shouldn't be about force. It's an ART! To be earned and enjoyed. It’s all about that journey to pleasure town. Ya feel me?”

Asmodeus character aesthetic.

[helluvasinsxhazbinoverlords]

"This is such fuckin BULLSHIT!" Beelzebub shouted, clearly pissed. "Oh, WE don't get to wreck Exorcist ass, though fuckin Lucifer gets to show up and fight Adam, FUCKIN ADAM! I've been wanting eons, FUCKIN EONS, to make that cocksuker eat dirt! This fuckin sucks!"

"Bee, can you chill the fuck out. We all know Lucifer is a bit.. spontaneous and I'm sure seeing his daughter getting hurt made him act without thinking. Besides, he only showed up to put an end to it." Asmodeus knows Lucifer doesn't want war, though it seems seeing Charlie hurt was the last straw. Most likely he'll just want to have some form of peace.

"Speaking of Lucifer, where the fuck is he? If I had known he wasn't gonna show I'd stay in my ring. Still trying to make those fish twins work because SOMEONE convinced my best performer to quit," Mammon said, looking at Asmodeus who flipped him off.

Suddenly a golden portal would open with Lucifer walking through with a bit of a dance. "Whew, I am pumped right now! Adam can-" Suddenly a chair smashes into the wall right next to the fallen angel.

"SHIT!" Lucifer was certainly startled and everyone's attention went to an angry looking Beelzebub.

"Lovely to see you to Beelzebub, seriously. Love how you threw the chair and brought down my mood," Lucifer said, calmly walking to his seat and sits down. "Now, I'm sure everyone is aware of today's events." The fallen angel was quick to raise a hand towards the hellhound who was clearly ready to pop off. "With that said, it's time for a, policy change, so to speak." This got all the Sins to raise a brow wondering what was going to change.

[a-hell-of-a-time-archive]

FMK - Vassago, Stolas, Asmodeus

Send three names and I'll say who I'd fuck, marry, kill: Accepting!

He hates all of these options.

"Fuck Stolas, Marry Vassago, Kill Asmodeus."

A pause. "Alternatively: Fuck Vassago, Marry Stolas, Kill Asmodeus."

[themosthatedbeingg]

“We are all Lucifer’s Sad depressed clown posse”

{ —me via sins group chat}

[rosysins]

OOC.

Alice Appreciation Post because I have so much feelings for him 🫶🫶.

he's literally the best boy. im love him. 🫶

[helldustedstories]

With pride month on the horizon, let's talk characters and their sexualities and gender identities! While these are different, they're both part of the community, and it's important to discuss, especially when talking about those who are more marginalized.

Starting with canon characters!

Angel Dust - The way I write Angel is homosexual and demiromantic. Which means that he is attracted to men and does not form romantic attachments without first forming an emotional connection. I also write him as genderqueer, which means he's not entirely cis. He likes to play around with gender and gender expression, but doesn't necessarily have or want a different label, though he might figure something else out down the line.

Asmodeus - Ozzie is pansexual, demiromantic, and genderfluid. He is attracted to any and all genders, but again only forms romantic attachments with an emotional connection. This also means he's on the ace spectrum! And as far as his gender goes, while he frequently presents as male and mostly uses masculine pronouns, there are absolutely days where that is not the case. Sometimes he prefers to present more femme, and he might decide to use feminine pronouns that day. Or he might present more femme, while sticking with masculine pronouns. Another possibility is more androgynous, in both presentation and pronouns. The possibilities are honestly endless. He's just Ozzie, no matter what, and that's what's important.

Charlie - While she is bisexual and biromantic, Charlie is sapphic-leaning. Which means that she prefers partners who are not men. Because "bi" in her case does not mean "only men and women;" it is simply the label she is comfortable with, the one she vibes with.

Husk - While most people would judge him based on appearances and think he's straight, Husk is pansexual and demiromantic. It really doesn't matter what's in someone's pants, as far as he's concerned. Romantic relationships are a whole different story, and he's had far fewer of those, especially after ending up in Hell.

Lucifer - The King of Hell is pansexual and panromantic; he sees someone attractive and does the "oh no, they're hot" meme regardless of gender. He's also not entirely cis, but doesn't really have a label for that part of himself. Maybe he'll settle on one later, but for now, he's fine just being Lucifer.

Moxxie - This particular imp is bisexual, biromantic, and polyamorous! Moxxie is also demiboy, which means that, while he does vibe with the gender he was assigned at birth, there are times where he Does Not. He's exploring that part of himself, with support from Millie, and also through discovering different parts of himself within the terms of their ethical nonmonogamy.

Stolas - Prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia is homosexual and demiromantic. Which again means that he is only attracted to men, and does not form romantic attachments without an emotional connection. In his case, he also finds it difficult to be sexually attracted to someone without an emotional connection, which also puts him on the ace spectrum, both sexually and romantically. Additionally, though he has not had a chance to explore his gender on any level, really, that is something that will likely happen in the future.

Vortex - While Tex is probably the most cis muse on this list, he is definitely not the straightest. This hellhound is pansexual, panromantic, and polyamorous! He's had relationships with all sorts of people; he's chill as long as his partner is chill. Unlike Moxxie, he has had romantic relationships with multiple partners at once, as long as all parties involved are aware and amenable.

And now for my OCs!

Ardor - Another pansexual, panromantic, polyamorous muse! While he is pan, Ardor tends to be male-leaning. He's had multiple partners in the past, though his primary partner will always be Zeal.

Cain - Pansexual and demiromantic, Cain doesn't have much of a preference as far as partners go. He hasn't had that many romantic relationships, falling on the aromantic spectrum; he just hasn't really been interested, instead focusing his time on making sure Hell remains fed.

Echo - The definition of genderfluid. Echo's presentation is usually androgynous or masc-leaning, as they were AFAB in life. They're also pansexual and panromantic, which means that they're very much into just about anyone.

Johnny - While he didn't necessarily know the proper terms to describe himself when he was alive, Johnny is both bisexual and biromantic. Like Charlie, this just means that this is the label he prefers. He does tend to lean more into women, but he would be equally as happy with someone of any gender, as long as they treated him well and appreciated him properly.

[ahelluvahigh]

‘ FUCK YES ‘

"I would rather die."

"No, nu-uh, no, you stay the fuck away from me. And her."

The her.

"Yeah, sure. Why not! I wanna find out what the hype's about."

"Daddy~"

"Yeeeeah. No. Fuck you. With a brick. "

"My dad would die-- and then I'd inherit everything, sooo... call me."

"Can't say I'm not intrigued~"

No words just. This face.

[melverie]

Okay but if our time in Satan's mind DOES NOT end with Satan being utterly blinded by rage and destroying anything and everything in his path, yet MC tries to get to him but the rest of the brothers try to hold them back, only for MC to reach out to him with a kind and gentle touch anyway which causes Satan to finally calm down and return to his normal self again?

Lost cause.

[marathedemonoverlord]

Guys I love the Karaoke Arc in S3 but just imagine if MC was singing all the brothers would be SO obsessed! Watch when MC sings a love song they're like "Omg it's about me." Or get super emotional when MC sings a break up/sad song like they just feeling man it's Feels City over in Hell with them! Some of them are even crying from it!

I swear tho you're going to have to comfort them after a break up song- They'll seriously think it's about them then sadly stare at MC for hours until told otherwise just like "🥺 ..." the whole time-

Omg someone should write a fic about this it'd be so cute!!

[landoffreaksandfrogs]

ive done it, ive broken down these ocs down to their bare essentials.

[bxrningembers]

Starter for @silverwingborn

"Well, this is unexpected... what's a Nephilim doing down here in my ring?" Asmodeus asked, addressing the hybrid with interest. You didn't see many of them these days, and even more rare was to see them appear in Hell.

[flxshy]

@bdkrp liked for a starter

"Well aren't you a cute one, so small. Like a little imp."

[ananthologyofsouls]

Argenti: you're pretty

Stelle damn you're smooth