#( PURE LOVEABLE ANGELS )

[writteninlunarlight-years]

Hi, I'm not sure if you requests are open but I'd like to ask for a Lucifer Morningstar x oblivious! fem! reader. He met her when he visited the hotel and was immediately intrigued when Charlie told him that she was a a fallen angel. Later on he decides to court her but she is oblivious to his advances. Fluff! Have a good day/night!

Too Sweet~

You were just so sweet and innocent, so kind and loveable. When in heaven, people compared you to an older version of Emily. Even though you had more life experience than the young Seraphim, you were still naive and careless about many things around you. From Adam’s insults and comments to even Sera’s darker tendencies, you saw nothing but the good in them all.

That's why you saw the good in her when Charlie came to Heaven to discuss her hotel with everyone. You saw the good in the program that she wanted to found. Unlike Emily, though, when Sera commanded you two to stop, you kept going, pleading with everyone to hear Charlie out. In turn, you were cast to hell with Charlie and Vaggie for insubordination.

Your appearance in Hell shocked most residents as you lay next to Vaggie and Charlie. A tall red man was grinning down at you, a cat-like creature had a grimace, and a spider was making a comical ‘O’ face. Sitting up with everyone as Vaggie went to explain to Charlie the hard news that was broken just before your fall, she was cut off by Charlie's overly nice voice. “Everyone listen up. The Hotel is in danger, and this poor angel Y/N was the only one on our side. She was cast down here with us after the news of Adam coming to attack in less than a month.” Surprise at your visit was quickly replaced with terror at the knowledge that the hotel was in danger. Charlie had locked herself in her room, tormenting herself with the knowledge that she had let everyone down. You, however, were being safeguarded by Vaggie. She intended to help Charlie as much as possible until she was ready to talk about everything, including keeping you safe from these sinners who walked amidst you. 

You liked everyone you met, though. Your first conversation with the spider named Angel Dust was entertaining enough. He got so confused and frustrated that you didn’t understand what he was saying to you. According to the cat Husk, you were just too innocent for Angel to handle. However, that didn’t stop a growing friendship between you three. They slowly taught you different things in hell, as you wouldn’t be returning anytime soon.

Against Vaggies best wishes, she allowed such a bond to form her, taking pity on your situation you still hadn’t fully grasped. You rivaled the naivety of even the snake demon Sir Pentious, leaving everyone, including him, to protect you. The only demon you weren’t a massive fan of in the hotel was the Radio Demon Alastor. He asked so many tough questions you couldn’t discuss about Heaven. He always had an odd smile, and everyone warned you never to make a deal with him, especially since your pure angelic soul would amount to so much for him in the overlord world. 

That’s why when Charlie came downstairs, Vaggie worried and yelling about the deal the Radio Demon and her made. You felt so guilty since you knew Vaggie wasn’t there to protect Charlie, and you had Vaggie's attention solely on making sure you didn’t mess up. Guilt ate you up, so while Vaggie went and talked to a woman named Camilla and Charlie left with the Radio Demon to speak to his friend, you led the charge building defenses for the hotel. 

You had seen the Exorcists work before; you even trained with them a handful of times, seeing as Adam wanted you a part of his team. The only thing that stopped your addition to the Exorsits was that you were a gentle soul that could never kill. You would do what you must to protect your new family. You helped board up windows, aligned Sir Pentious's weapons for him, and even found some hidden weaponry in the hotel.

You may be oblivious and naive, but Adam gave you one thing in Heaven: warrior skills. With that said, as Vaggie returned from Camillas with a new spark in her eye, you were eager to learn from Vaggie how to take down your brethren. You believed in Charlie's dream and would not allow it to falter because of Sera or Adam. 

As Vaggie was training you and the other hotel residents to fight, a stampede of new sinners joined in, led by Charlie. With these numbers, you might stand a chance against the battle soon. You were so happy to see Charlie and Vaggie whole once again; it didn’t even register in your mind what sick joke Angel made about their ‘last night’ together. 

The execution day was upon you all, and the battle was fierce and intense; you gave it your all, fighting those you once saw as sisters. Your angelic wings allow you to fight high in the sky with them. That is when you saw another gorgeous angelic creature. It wasn't an executioner or Adam. It was someone far more beautiful, with six bright white wings and deep red feathers underneath. In your awe-struck moment, you almost missed a fatal blow from an exorcist. 

The fight ended with the beautiful creature you soon figured out was Lucifer, having shown kindness to Adam. Though the little demon Niffty ended him, you were still impressed with his grace and poise. He was one of the Archangels now fallen and ruler of hell. Your face was warm seeing him in his glory. As you guys tallied your dead and helped Charlie recover, you kept feeling your eyes drift to the king of hell.

You had never seen someone so beautiful and angelic, even in his demon form. You wanted to ask him many questions, but your fear of being weird or crazy overtook you. Sticking to Husk and Angel's sides, you helped with the rebuilding process, and your wings also gave you an advantage in the rebuilding stage. However, you couldn’t shake the feeling that someone's eyes were also trained on you. 

Once the hotel was rebuilt and everything was said and done, Charlie took the time to introduce you to Lucifer. “Okay, dad, this is Y/N. She came from heaven with me and Vaggie after our meeting, which led to this. As you can tell, she is also a fallen angel.” The look on Lucifer's face was akin to fear and disgust in your mind. You didn’t mean to offend him with your presence. Suddenly, you felt self-conscious and excused yourself to return to Husk and Angel's party at the bar. While you walked away, Lucifer noted your wings and looks. He wasn’t disgusted by you; quite the contrary, he thought you were beautiful and worthy of heaven, not this place.

Lucifer took up Charlie's offer to move into the hotel. Not only to help out and gain more Sinners but also to be closer to you. The only problem was you couldn’t be any denser. He tried talking to you many nights sitting at the bar, yet you were so involved in Angel and Husk’s stories that he couldn’t get a word in. By the time the two would call it a night and head to bed, he would be too drunk to speak to you coherently, leading to you walking him up to his room and helping him get rest.

You were so oblivious and nice. He loved that about you, though. You always saw the good in everyone, and Charlie appointed you as a hotel therapist. As Sinners came to be redeemed, you could sit with them and talk about what they needed to do to heal. You could find the good in even Alastor, and that was impressive in and of itself. As Alastor noticed the king's interest in you growing, he couldn’t help but play games with the king's head. 

This would lead to countless heated battles that had you and Charlie seperating the two so they didn’t destroy the new hotel. You always took Lucifer's side and helped calm him down while Charlie took Alastor's. Charlie had 100% not planned this at all since she, too, noticed her father's growing interest in you. She is eager to see her father move on and be happy again. 

One fight led to a particularly rough love confession that led to an entire-blown relationship. After Alastor had paraded you around hell all day, Lucifer was boiling; how could you not see that Alastor was just using you to flaunt status? If anyone should have you on their arm walking around, hell, it was him. Thus, the battle between the two started. “Alastor, just what do you think you are doing taking the hotels Angel out on the town.” “AHAHA Lucifer, you make no sense. Angel is right over there, not on the town,” Static filled the area from his joke as a laugh track played. “You know precisely what I am talking about, tall and freaky. Y/N shouldn’t be going out there. It is dangerous for her.” You could practically see his horns protruding. 

“Oh, little man, I fear there is some jealousy coursing through you. Are you just mad she will humor me and my time while giving you nothing?” The static grew louder, and Alastors' smile only grew wider.

Slowly, you pulled yourself off Alastor's arm and made your way between the two. “Excuse me to the both of you; I can make my own choices, thank you very much. I may be naive and still learning, but if I am to be stuck here in hell forever, I want to know all that I can so I don’t end up hurt. Alastor, as much as I appreciate your time, you will stop antagonizing Lucifer immediately. Lucifer, if you want to take me out so bad, just do it.” Your eyes were fierce when you looked at both men. 

Alastor smirked and made his way to his tower, knowing your power as an angel had passed him, even in your innocent mind. Whereas Lucifer stared at you, shocked. You just asked him out; you asked him to take you out on the town. He was smiling from ear to ear, so happy at this admission. Your confused face, however, quickly altered his excitement.

“Luce? What is wrong? I am sorry if I was too mean.” Your words were so kind; maybe that hurt him the most. Knowing you didn’t mean it. You didn’t want him to take you out cause you liked him. You were just trying to defuse the situation. He felt his face drop, and he hung his head. Getting ready to go back to his room to wallow in self-pity, he felt two dainty arms wrap around him. “I didn’t mean to upset you; I am so sorry…” Your words cut him like a knife. He wished he was strong enough just to say it, not hidden in his guilt and depression over losing everything once. Yet your warm grasp and soft voice lit something deep within him. Slowly, he turned around in your embrace, pulling you firmly into him. 

“Y/N, you injure me so. You were flaunting your friendships with the others. Being so kind and charismatic with all that come and go from our home. How do you hold my heart as tight as you do when I swore off so long ago, loving once again?” He hoped you heard him well. He hoped you understood his plight and that he loved you. His heart sank at your words as he felt your arms tighten around him. “Oh, Luce, we are friends. I love being your friend more than anything. I am sorry if my yelling made you think otherwise. I will refrain from going out with Alastor as much.” How could you be so oblivious but so majestic and beautiful simultaneously? He pulled you away, looking into your eyes. Your faces were only a few inches apart.

“No, Y/N, listen to me, listen to the words I am saying. I love being your friend, too, but I love you. I want to be more than friends or best friends. I want to spend our infernal days locked here in hell as one. I thought I would only love Lilith and never overcome her love. However, as the seven years of her absence went by, I learned that the love I had then was long gone. That's when I saw you that day fighting Adam and the Exorcists. You are beautiful and light, and everything good I once wanted to share in the world with mortals. Please, Y/N, hear me when I say you are more Angelic than even I, and I love that about you. I love you.” He was red in the face. He hadn’t wanted his confession to be like this. He didn’t want it to be in the middle of the lobby.

Your eyes were wide as he saw your mind trying to process everything. A silent hush fell on the room. That is when he saw the most beautiful thing he had ever seen: your warm, bright smile directed at him and him alone. Soon, your arms were around his neck as you kissed his cheek, his face growing more red.

“I love you too, Lucifer; I didn’t know you had these feelings. I know I am a bit slower than others, especially because of my upbringing in heaven. I would love to live by your side, though. Everything makes so much more sense now why Charlie had been pushing me to spend time with you and all of Angel's jokes at the bar.” You had a lilt in your voice and a soft, breathy laugh at the end. He added everything to the list of lovely characteristics that made you what you are. He smiled wide and pulled you into him. “You missed.” As you went to question him, your voice died on your tongue as he placed his lips upon yours. The kiss was sweet, tasting like sugar and honey. The most divine thing either one of you had experienced. Some claps and wolf whistles let out as the lobby was filled with the inhabitants cheering you two on. This only fueled Lucifer's pride as he dipped you, causing a brief squeak to leave your lips before he claimed them once again. 

What could he say? Kissing you was just too sweet.

[sleepyfan-blog]

Aranea posuere ultricies

Author’s note: this fic has been inspired by @cosmic-cryptid-from-beyond ‘s pocket titus sketches! Please check out her art! Thank you for letting me write this

Warnings: spiders, spider-killing, please ask me to tag if something bothers you/I missed it

Tagged: @egrets-not-regrets @the-pure-angel @i-am-a-dragon34 @gallifreyianrosearkytiorsusan @bleedingichorhearts

Tagged: @felinisnoctis

Summary: You acquire a small but fierce protector

You were fumbling with the keys to your front door, holding them in hand as you try to unlock your front door. As you attempt to put the key inside the lock, a large black spider slides down a hair-thin spider silk thread, nearly landing in your face.

You let out a startled shriek of surprise, stumbling backwards as fear and panic grip you. Your heart hammering in the back of your throat and adrenaline causing your body to tremble and freeze as you try to figure out what to do.

The black spider twists on the thin string of spider silk, revealing a bright red hourglass marking on it's abdomen.

More anxiety fills you as you clock that this is a venomous spider - one that could make you quite ill, if it bit you.

The best thing to do would be to somehow non-lethally move this Black Widow away from your door and place it somewhere in your garden... But you have no way of doing so without having to get into your home first...

Which would mean dodging the spider still dangling at eye level. You swallow dryly, still struggling to figure out what to do (and a small part of you feeling very silly about your panic) but you didn't want the spider to potentially crawl onto you, if you tried to dodge around it in order to get into your home.

Before you could make a decision, you felt a pair of tiny but heavy pair of feet land on one of your shoulders before the unexpected weight left you just as quickly.

A tiny Astartes yelled out what he clearly thought was a fierce battle cry "COURAGE AND HONOR!" as he swung a teeny-tiny hammer at the abdomen of the black widow that had been menacing you.

The blow struck true and spider guts splattered over several square inches of your front door.

You unfroze in time to carefully catch the little blue and gold colored tiny Astartes before he fell the rest of the way to the ground - or left a dent in your front door. "Thank you, my lord, for rescuing me." You murmur, having heard from co-workers and online posts how to best appease these tiny but fierce warriors.

The Astartes squeaks and wriggles in your hands in surprise "unhand me, mortal! I must continue my duties."

"As you wish. I was concerned about the fall relative to your size. Would you like something to eat in thanks for rescuing me?" You ask, carefully setting the tiny warrior down on the ground.

He stares up at you through his helmet for several seconds before answering "... Food would be most welcome... And I have fallen further than this. Your concern is..." he hesitates for a couple of moments before continuing "Welcome but unnecessary. Food would be gratefully accepted. I have not eaten in some time."

You nod, unlocking and opening your front door "After you." You murmur, not wanting to accidentally step on him "Unless you'd grant me the honor of carrying you to the kitchen?"

The small marine looked at your entryway, tensing as your cat - a loveable and very chatty coal black cat came trotting up to where you and he were standing with his usually creaky "Mreau!"

"I would like to be carried. Ideally on one of your shoulders, or in a hand or a chest pocket." The tiny marine declares, his helmet still pointed in your cat's direction.

Dixie sniffed curiously at the Astartes, the tip of his tail flicking back and forth.

You bend down and place one hand next to the marine so that he could climb up at his own pace. You reach out with your other hand to pet Dixie "Easy there, Dix. No mischief with our guest." And now you realize that you had yet to ask for the Astartes' name... Or give your own. "Would you like to share your name with me?" You give him your name "I apologize for not introducing myself earlier." You add.

"... I am Lieutenant Demetrian Titus of the Ultramarines Second Company." Titus answers after a few moments of hesitation. He removes his helmet, revealing a weathered and scarred but kind (and handsome) face with soulful greenish-blue eyes and short brown hair that frame his face. He climbs up onto your hand.

You set him on one of your shoulders and quickly move through your home to your kitchen. You set the lieutenant down on your kitchen counter before starting to rummage through the fridge, asking "Is there anything in particular you'd like? I have some left-over taco stuff, pasta with spaghetti, sandwich fixings... I also have some Ice cream and cookies, if you prefer something sweeter."

"I am unfamiliar with those food items. Astartes can eat nearly anything..." The little being answered, shifting a little as he answered "But I have been traveling for some time, and a hot meal would be a welcome indulgence."

You nod and grab two bowls as you're hungry too. You make sure that the bowl for the lieutenant is shallower so that he can better reach inside of it. A quick couple of minutes in the microwave and both bowls of food are steaming hot.

Titus ate quickly shoving handfuls of pasta and sauce into his mouth with his armored gauntlets "This is delicious, thank you."

You hum and smile "I'm glad you like it. Would you like some water to wash it down? I'm about to get myself some water, anyways."

"Water would be helpful. I need to clean my armor, as well as drink." Titus answers, before focusing once again on the food.

~

Weeks had passed and Titus, while he regularly wandered off, had become a regular member of your household.

Currently you were holding him in one hand, having helped the Astartes reach one of the insects encroaching on your property.

He looked so adorably pleased with himself you couldn't help it. You pressed a kiss to his forehead, murmuring "Thank you, for saving me from these awful bugs, Demetrian. Your swift movements and firm strikes slew the enemy handily."

Demetrian blushed, tucking his chin to his armored chest as he hands came up, flailing a little "I... I am merely doing my duty..."

"And you do it well, my lovely Angel." You earnestly compliment.

The Astartes blushes more and looks away from your face at your words, clearly struggling to regain his composure.

You chuckle softly and kiss the top of his head, murmuring "Too much praise, my knight-savior?"

"Yes... But... I... I crave it as well. I must... I must atone for this sin." Titus mumbled, still not looking up at you.

"... It's not a sin to enjoy the praise you get, Demetrian." You point out gently.

The tiny Ultramarine in your hand huffs a little before settling into your hand, mumbling in a language that you do not know, still blushing.

[sugarcreambiteskingdom]

May I have platonic the ancients x male child reader who has a soul gem it soul gem is called the light of innocence and reader it the most happiest cheerful of adorable thing ever basically the sunshine reincarnation absolutely the most innocent thing ever no monsters dares to attack reader istead they protect him with everything they got and he was once part of the original owners of the soul gems the only one who didn got corrupted since it innocence protect him and the beasts cares deeply about reader too and hope to see him once again and get him back with they soul gems headcanons please

Cream Oreo Cookie: Oh gosh this is so cute! I love this so much!!! 🥰🥰🥰

Pure Vanilla Cookie:

You we're one of the most surprising little Ancient he has ever met

He never could've thought that one of the original and very first Ancient survive there own corruption and yet...here you are proving him wrong

He also didn't know there was a 6th Soul Jam

So seeing that Soul Jam on you weapon/body got him interested on you abilities, power and what your purpose is to Earthbread

Was it to spread kindness and love? Maybe your innocence and Guidance?

His not sure himself but he is glad to have a very wonderful and kind soul like you to be by the good light's side

White Lily Cookie:

Meeting you was a surprise to White Lily Cookie in itself for seeing another wilder of a Soul Jam that she never thought had existed until you cam around

You are one of the most nicest, sweet, kind and innocent little young boy she has ever met

She never could've thought that a Soul Jam like yours can actually be a bit useful for your own battles when the creatures doesn't attack you because of your innocence

She wonders if you know what happened to the original ancients who once held her Soul Jam on Where they are now or if you even know if they're still even alive? Let alone trap in the Silver Tree of the Faerie Kingdom?

Hollyberry Cookie:

Seeing a 6th Soul Jam like yours made her choke/spill her drink of Hollybarian Juice

Since when was there a 6th Soul Jam!? She thought they we're only 5 and yet here you are with the 6th one...Light of Innocence...interesting...

But what's more interesting is how no Beasts/Monsters/or just any creature dares to hurt you but instead protect you

Goodness even you got Pitaya Dragon Cookie to calm down and protect at all cost because of your adorableness

Which she's not gonna she took will crumble anyone who dares to hurt and adorable young man such as yourself

Dark Cacao Cookie:

A 6th Soul Jam huh...? The Beasts never fails to surprise him

As he saw a young man like you act all innocent and kind...sweet even towards any creature and any cookies you met...you remind him of some Cookie he once knew...

He saw how you never lifted a weapon and never has used it to hurt any Cookie or Creature but instead went on and open your arms for them

And it works? He was surprised to see the Enemies to immediately stop attacking and even decided to be your guardians or protectors even

Was that the power of the Soul Jam you wield? Or what...?

But no matter...whatever it is...he'll make sure to take care of you..and love you...and this time...he won't make the same mistakes ever AGAIN

Not again...

Golden Cheese Cookie:

Meeting one of the original Ancients was something but having a 6th Soul Jam was another

Seeing a young and innocent little boy like you walking around her City

Being so kind and loveable towards everyone made her happy

You are one interesting little boy for her

And a new addition to be one of her precious Treasures

Even Smoked Cheese Cookie liked you! And she thought he'll never show any type of affection ever in his life

But what's more surprising is he fact how she saw that you don't actually need to fight or manipulate the creatures to calm down and behave or listen to you commands but instead they took one good look at you and your happy and cheerful angelic self

They immediately will become your guardians and friends within seconds which baffled her and her 3 Advisors

[flower-boi16]

I just realize something: Jax is pretty much Stella done right in that he’s an asshole but he’s not used to absolve all blame of another character and is actually entertaining unlike Stella

Honestly, I agree lmao. Jax and Stella are both assholes but one of them is an entertaining asshole while the other is a boring asshole. Wanna know the reason for that? Because Jax has a more developed and charismatic personality. He's a rude, smug sleazy asshole who loves bloodshed and chaos. Episode 2 clearly puts that latter trait on full display. Top that with the fact that he's actually funny and you've got a character that's actually fun to hate.

I get that were trying to go for the "love to hate" angel with Stella but you still need to give her a more developed personality if you're going to do that. Like give her a REALISTIC PERSONALITY that the audience can revel in batting. But no, Stella is just purely one-dimensional so she can make Stolas more sympathetic.

Jax is honestly my favorite character in Digital Circus. He's an asshole but he's an loveable asshole. Stella is just boring.

[jwonsoon]

enha as beabadoobee songs ✩°｡⋆⸜ 🎧✮

☼ a/n: hi i love enha and i love beabadoobee. and i always think of them when i listen to her hehe. anyways enjoy, happy listening and let us know if u want more i was thinking this could be a cute “enha as songs” series <33

SUNOO

glue song - “i’ve never known someone like you” ✧˖°

this song sounds like summer sunshine and captures the beauty in young love and sunoo just embodies that energy. like he is so sunshine!! he’s just so pure and loving. he’s such a light and he makes everything brighter <3

JUNGWON

you’re here that’s the thing - ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

an angel actually. the most reliable person ever <3 he’s always there, whether that be comforting his members or even comforting engenes on weverse hehe. he’s the type to make u feel heard and supported. i feel like if you’re going through a hard time his mere presence is already enough to make u feel like everything’s going to be okay, like “at least ur here :(“

JAY

cologne - “you’re in my head” ☾⋆｡𖦹 °✩

the angst in this song this is just so him. his cologne is SIGNATURE. it just lingers everywhere and u cannot get rid of it. and it leaves u not being able to stop thinking about him </3 also the guitar in this song?? his rockstar emo self would eat it up :’)

SUNGHOON

10:36 - “saw you in a dream last night” ☆⋆｡𖦹°‧★

ANGST KING #2. he is ur mysterious quiet bsf that just keeps holding back to say what he wants to say, but one day he just decides to be bold. i feel like this song is so “laying in my bedroom stressing about a boy” and that boy u are stressing about? SUNGHOON. bc he just has that effect on u and u can’t understand why.

JAKE

soren - “if there was a place that i could call home, it’d be in your arms tonight” ₊˚✩彡

literally just a bf appreciation song because jake is just so boyfie coded. he has such a comforting and sweet presence and every little thing about him is just so loveable </3. it’s like all his members absolutely adore him. the way jungwon goes to him to feel at ease, and the way he cares for ni-ki god :’(. he is home. i miss my bf.

HEESEUNG

apple cider - “call me at midnight, lets give this thing a try” ⋆｡˚୨୧˚｡⋆

angst king #3. this song is SO OMFG. gives off the vibes that he’s obviously in love with you but doesn’t want to admit it so he just silently admires. he does such subtle things that are so :$;&:$): like he would compliment ur sweater randomly and now ur wearing it every day. (just like the song lol) he would so randomly call u late at night just cus he wanted to talk to you and it’ll leave u so perplexed like HEESEUNG WHAT ARE WE??

NI-KI

ripples - “so i’m keeping busy, work twice as hard as you” ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

riki is such a hard worker :(. he is so hard on himself !! he’s been through so much at such a young age and this song so beautifully captures the feeling of growing out of a hateful place and paying homage to the hard work that got you there. i feel like now he’s in a much better place and he can smile and actually live his teenage years with his members. i love him so much.

end of cut! <3

[metatronhateblog]

All Boxed Up

Okay, this one is going to be way quicker than my last one. I just got to thinking.

So recently I came across a lovely post made by @insanity-is-just-a-state-of-mind questioning the sheer bullshit power Crowley and Aziraphale have when performing their 'surreptitious half a miracle' on Gabriel. And I highly recommend the post because it really is a thought process with endless possibilities to get stumped by.

But actually I'm not here to talk about the contents of the post. I'm here to talk about the comments and reblogs made on that post. It seems in the spirit of trying to figure out just how our loveable idiots performed such a powerful miracle, people have come up with the most intriguing idea about how it's a possibility Gabriel had the Book of Life inside that cardboard box and how it could've effected the strength of the miracle (Here's the little addition from @drconstellation)

And all of this got me thinking about...how fucking weird that box is, and come to think of it this isn't even a fully thought out idea, more of a surreptitious half an idea, but like....the box was originally empty. Minus the fly.

Like the box was so empty Aziraphale was confused and tried to take a closer look. Nothing in there but that little fly with Gabriel's memories in it that we see hints of flying around the whole season.

Okay, I recall originally thinking that was weird but promptly forgot about it. An empty box? Who cares clearly it's not important.

And then we don't see that box again until later as the series goes on and threads start to unravel, when the box falls out of the sky into Gabriel's arms after mentioning needing to clean out his desk (to which Michael is hilariously baffled/jealous.)

It just falls down and lands into his arms. Obviously empty cause he's yet to put anything into it.

But then we see Gabriel putting something into the box (we soon find out it's the matchbox with the fly.) But we never actually see him put anything else in it.

He just picks it up, writes his message on the bottom and leaves.

(Don't get me started on all these little symbols yet in heaven. If it's an actual language then something tells me there's a smidge of a cypher for us to uncover. But honestly I don't know because it could just be random symbols meant to look like words that aren't actually.)

So we see him kinda...toss the matchbox out of the box before entering the elevator, also the only item we presumably watched him put in. So by all means that box is just empty right? Should just be carrying a fly and some sharpie on the bottom (all weirdly human and materialistic of the him compared to the sleek minimal items we see of the angels through the show, not to mention Michael's pure disgust at touching the match box, a human object.)

So then. This is where I get stumped.

Crowley and crew head back down to Earth (thanks to Aziraphale doing the little halo bit) and we see both angels and demons entering the bookshop, where we reveal to them finally that Jim is Gabriel.

But first Crowley asks Aziraphale where the box is...the boring little box that was empty when he opened it. This time, Crowley opens the box...and it's filled with stuff??? Hello?

I'm not sure if any of the stuff in this box is important or should be looked into too deeply, but...there wasn't stuff in this box before. And I don't know about anyone else, but I had completely forgotten the box was empty up until @drconstellation pointed out that the Book of Life could very well be in that box. And suddenly I was like...wait a minute the box was empty???

So why is there suddenly stuff in it when Crowley opens it? He promptly dumps it all out and turns the box upside down to see what Gabriel wrote on the bottom. And we see Aziraphale observing something on the floor, presumably from the box. But we never see the contents on the floor or what Aziraphale is looking at. He's certainly not looking at the writing on the box that Crowley is looking at.

So I have two thoughts here.

My first one being. What the fuck the box was empty why was there suddenly stuff in it? Why did I forget the box was empty, and why didn't Aziraphale seem to remember it'd been empty either??

Second.

Could this box possibly be related to the scene we just saw? Our dear little murder Hornet in Heaven opening a document that you have to be a Throne, Dominion or higher to view?

Maybe I'm just reaching. Maybe it's not relevant at all. Maybe it doesn't matter that the box was empty and suddenly it wasn't. Or maybe this is another one of those little 'slight of hands' people have been discussing from this season. Or maybe I'm just going crazy and looking for every scrap of anything I can get my teeth on.

This season has me absolutely feral. But anyways I needed to share this. I'll go back to my little hole now until I have more ideas to dump upon you people.

[theautumnaldemon]

Hazards to Society

Hazards to Society is a found family/ fantasy/ science fiction show concept about an angel named Midnight who rises to power after murdering their god, afterwards founding a group called the Hazards. Although small, the group is known for causing chaos on Aleam Island… until, of course, they have to protect it at all costs…

Created by me and my real-life friend group, Hazards To a society is our passion project formed solely off of our OCs and pure chaos.

it combines the humor of the amazing world of Gumball, the lore of Hazbin Hotel, and the unsettlingness of invader zim into one chaotic mess of AWESOMENESS!

Some of the old art I have drawn for it:

Me and my friends are working on animating a pilot and doing the voices ourselves!

The accounts of some collaborators: @vespiem @thefrogcollector @stephan-thesnail @jellyrosescollective

Characters:

Autumn, the Tabaxi warrior who betrayed her nation, The Hive

Bee, aka Beelzebub, the silly goofy guy who’s also literally Satan

Beetle, the grumpy witch and bootleg Emperor Belos

Clam, the more reclusive vampire

C, the runner of a cartography company of parrots

Midnight, the cold and calculating god

Neo, the frog boy who happens to have mind control powers

Rob, head scientist and Beetle’s assistant

Lyre, the sweet cherub sent down to assist Midnight

Zizi, the chaotic and loveable ghost

Talon, who makes everyone know he was betrayed by his father

Sharky, the weird gnome thing… idk man…

Jinx, the unhinged trickster god

Flick, the perpetually-high alien retail worker

Disco, the all-powerful music god who owns Midnight’s soul

Cicada, Flick’s cool alien girlfriend

Ramona, who works alongside Flick and has been done with his shit

Orion, Autumn’s old abusive army general

Basil and Celeste, Orion’s second-in-commands, much friendlier

Cosimo, the principal of the high school Beetle teaches at pets:

Karl, Beetle’s dragon familiar

Bartleby, Beelzebub’s demonic axolotl

Hex, Rob’s gremlin raven

Mr Beaks, C’s second-in-command at the factory (also a parrot)

Gary, Neo’s frog friend

Hollie Cow, the ‘holy cow’ friend of Lyre

Mid’s Shark, Midnight’s landshark with 9 lives

[dozing-composing]

do you have any dating sergeant hatred head canons? :3

He's A Big Boy!

ꜱᴇʀɢᴇᴀɴᴛ ʜᴀᴛʀᴇᴅ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴꜱ

✦ This big doofus is just so loveable. He always has a dopey smile when you're around. ✦ He's not one to...use his words. He doesn't know how to, poor dear. But he'll just yell out how much he loves you and does things for you out of pure impulse. ✦ He'll sometimes scare you, because he mentions stuff like he'd take a bullet for you. And actually MEAN it. You cannot count how many times he's went head first into danger to prove what he'd do for you. ✦ You're his nurse, his angel in disguise. You kiss his injuries after you get done doctoring him up. This could range from anything as small as a paper cut to as big as a bullet hole. He's one to giggle and kick his feet when you do this. ✦ He is a little needy. But he just wants your validation and unconditional love! He clings to you in hopes you don't leave him. ⤷ "I've got to get back before Hatred realizes I'm not in bed!' "(Y/N)?? (Y/N)???!!!" ✦ Hatred is known for his hospitality, so you best bet he caters to you. He waits on you hand and foot. ✦ You are the number one topic he talks about when he meets up with people. He goes on and on and on about how you're so crafty, your successes, how your eyes sparkle even when you're doing nothing. ✦ He's a hefty guy. Big. You can sit up against his side while he's leaning back. It's so comfy like this. He rests his arm on your lap or around your hips when you're like this. ✦ Surprise hugs! Well, not really. He isn't as stealthy as everyone else, so you turn a blind eye and let him do his thing. He'll snatch you and lift you up, either going "Gotcha!" or "Hug attack!" ✦ In conclusion, Hatred is one big ol' teddy bear that needs more love than he gives.

[daphnebowen]

omg you watched journey to bethlehem too?? what'd you think of it??

(also just realized your ask button thingy is a reference to nini's voicemail greeting)

I really really liked the movie! as a Christian i was lowkey kind of worried there would be some stuff that went against my church's doctrine, or be stuff I didn't know anything about, plus the premise of it being a musical... but it had Milo Manheim in it, and i am always and forever going to be in love with him, so that's originally why i watched it mostly for Milo (me and a couple of my friends are die hards for him for absolutely no reason, so we watched it literally the day it arrived on Netflix together). it was everything I could have ever needed and more! i did not expect Antonio banderas to be in there, lol, it kinda surprised me (and who knew he could sing?) when i tell you the first time that i watched this movie i watched it purely for Milo... i was literally kicking my feet anytime he opened his mouth 😭 but the second and third rewatch i was able to actually enjoy the whole story of Mary and Joseph. Because it really is such a powerful story! and I really didn't think about a ton of aspects of Mary and Joseph before Jesus was born. I didn't think about their home lives, or the struggle Mary went through when she had this vision of an angel, telling her she was going to give birth to the literal son of god! like, would i believe her at first either?? probably not! But this movie actually did a really good job at making you fall in love with the characters, even king Herod and his son. plus, can we talk about the music? I really liked it. I like how i could sing most of the more well known church songs (at least, well known for my church) but then they also had songs like "ultimate deception" and "mother to a savior and king" that made my heart fall out of my chest. I never before thought of the different perspectives of how nerve wracking it must be to know that you are going to give birth to the son of god but it's so hard to believe. so i just really liked that the movie used the songs to give us that perspective, as well as herod's son's song, that was an interesting one 😭 so yeah loved the songs, 10/10, Joseph and Mary's chemistry had me crying and wishing for love like that 😭😭😭 and can we talk about how CUTE baby Jesus was?? Like omg that is one of the cutest babies I have ever seen 😍 he got the good genes!

all jokes aside, I really did like this movie. I wouldn't necessarily watch it with a certain sort of Christian mindset of like THIS ISNT THE STORY OF JESUS AND THIS ISNT EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED AND THEY FORGOT THIS AND blah blah blah. it's a fun, family friendly, goofy musical movie with lots of good morals and really loveable characters that if you are religious you probably already know. it definitely added another layer to the birth of baby Jesus and that story for me, so hopefully it will for anyone else who watches it as well! The cast portray the characters so perfectly, it's very well cast, it was SO funny for no reason, and honestly quite sad at some parts but obviously you know how it ends. doing a tribute to the greatest story ever told is quite high stakes and you can tell that everyone - the writers, the directors, the cast, even the animals lol - poured their heart and soul into making this film. so yes, 10/10 I would recommend, even if you aren't religious and just looking for a fun movie with goofy catchy songs and great characters. I absolutely loved it! Let me know what you think @imjustavenuxwithaboomerang!

(and yes, I had to steal nini's voicemail greeting. the opportunity was there and I don't know what Ricky's or Gina's is so I couldn't do theirs lol. plus it's so cute! and so nini! 🥰)

[dzthenerd490]

Hey I know this is strange and out of nowhere but have you watched any of these shows:

Hazbin Hotel

Parasyte: The Grey

Fallout (2024)

If so, what are your thoughts and ratings.

Hazbin Hotel - Hm, I actually really wanted to hate this series because I absolutely DESPISE Helluva Boss... Yet I actually like the show, Charlie is always a delight, I relate to Vaggie a lot, I love their relationship together. I also like Husk, Alastor, Nifty and Rosie... I don't like Angel Dust and I don't think I ever will. I don't exactly like the songs either but they're not too bad. I also like the implications that Heaven is not as great as it's inhabitance like to think it is and is possibly quite corrupt. But seriously thought Fuck Adam the toxic masculine misogynist fuck. Glad he's dead though wish he would be reincarnated as a denizen of hell so he could suffer forever. Overall, 7/10

Parasyte: The Grey - I loved reading the manga as a kid (yes, I read this gory manga as a kid). So, it was only natural I later watched the anime AND watched the live action Korean adaptation. I thought it was great by the way, good animation, likable characters, great story. Though the lighting made the show feel a little too dark at times it wasn't too bad. Also, the action was amazing. Overall, I don't have any general complaints, but I can't say the show was perfection. So, I'll just give it a 9.5/10.

Fallout - Oh my GOD! When they announced this show, I thought it was going to be garbage, but I fucking loved it! Loveably characters, interesting plot, twists and turns, pure insanity, endless chaos, everyone killing each other, and the vaults... oh god the vaults. Though I thought I knew everything about the Fallout lore but when it was revealed how the bombs actually fell... oh man. I'm just going to leave it at that in case there are some people who haven't watched the show yet and are reading this, so no spoilers. Anyways one of the few shows I wouldn't change and even with the flaws it does have I can't think of a way to make it better. Also, I loved how some of the songs used were songs I could recognize in Fallout 4... which is the only Fallout game I've ever played... yeah... ANYWAYS! I'm probably biased but 10/10.

[asitrita]

So I made a playlist for Doffy. It is super long, and has different themes.

The first two songs are official op songs (Doffy's voice actor does sing for real), then I have fanmade raps, I really really like them ❤️

Hip-hop, rap, trap and gangster-like songs I think fit Doffy street life when he was young + some reggaeton, latin and smexy songs I believe would likely sound at parties in Doffy's drug-dealer-whore-house, finishing with Coolio's Gangsta's Paradise, as I wouldn't have it any other way.

Songs that remind me of Doffy's life and rise from basically a street rat to king. Some of them I believe fit him like a globe, almost seems they were made for him, particularly those that hint to his god-like attitude and entitlement (Emperors New Clothes and the two from REACH are pure perfection).

Basically Doffy's fall into madness, til he becomes the loveable villainous bastard he is.

Doffy and Rosi songs, to be honest, from the realisation of the treachery to actually just going at each other's throats.

Inner psycho barbie girl Doffy because he has completely lost it and that's exactly who he is now, and I rather finish on a happy, fun-almost-derange note that makes his character all the more tragic.

Most songs I find pretty fitting, some, again, seem to have been written almost with him in mind, lol. Some others just remind me of him because of the lyrics, or certain parts of the song; and a few of them I just think fit his vibes, and have a couple lines that I associate with the character.

If anyone has some church-like or religious-like songs, or songs that allude to the anti-Christ/demons/angels, and stuff like that, please, share. I need more anti-Christ Doffy themes, because he's Satan and I need more actual heavenly demon/fallen angel related songs (that's why I love Coolio's song, the choir in that song with such lyrics is pure gold). I know of a few, but they didn't quite fit Doffy's character, he's too much even for Lucifer himself XD

In general, just feel free to add any suggestion, I can make this playlist have over 100 songs no problem XD

[michimonie]

Huey, Dewey, and Louie's Chocolate Pie

(Disney Recipes: From Animation to Inspiration)

First Page

"Huey, Dewey, and Louie made their first appearance on the silver screen in the 1938 short movie Donald's Nephews, and what an outrageous debut it was! Surely, Donald's house would never be the same again. What better way to calm things down than with a gorgeous pie, sitting right there on the table, waiting to be eaten? But this only leads to further pranks- the kids spike Donald's slice with spicy hot 'Volcano Mustard!' Luckily, we've decided to leave the hot stuff out of this recipe. Indeed, this pie contains only ingredients that are as pure and simple as Donald's loveable nephews. Feel that comforting sensation rise as your belly is filled with sweet chocolate, and your heart is soothed. After all, 'little children are only angels without wings,' correct?"

"Here, Unca Donald. Do you want some pie?"

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HOW TO MAKE IT

6 Servings 3 Hours Preparation Time

INGREDIENTS

PIECRUST

1 pound - flour 1/4 cup - salt 8 tablespoons - unsalted butter 5 tablespoons - ice water

FILLING

2 ounces - flour 6 ounces - sugar 2 ounces - unsweetened cocoa powder 1 quart - milk 3 egg yolks 1 teaspoon - water 1 teaspoon - vanilla extract

PIECRUST

Place flour and salt in the bowl of a food processor, and pulse once or twice to combine. Add butter, and pulse on and off until mixture resembles small peas.

Sprinkle in cold water; then pulse 3-4 times until mixture forms a bal. Remove and divide into two pieces. Shape each one into a disk and refrigerate for about 15 minutes.

When cold, roll out each between 2 sheets of waxed paper into 10-inch circles, and place back in the refrigerator (still wrapped in waxed paper) until ready to use. This may be done a day in advance.

FILLING

Mix flour, 5 ounces of sugar, and cocoa powder in a pot; add milk, and place over medium heat, stirring often. When mixture begins to thicken, stir more often to prevent lumps. Continue for 15 to 20 minutes at a medium simmer. Do not cook on high heat.

Remove a ladleful of hot mixture and add to 2 beaten egg yolks. Mix very quickly (this is called tempering).

Add this mixture to the one on the stove. Mix well until it thickens up more, about 3-4 minutes.

Remove to a metal mixing bowl; then place this bowl on top of a bowl of ice, stirring quickly to cool. The result should have a texture of pudding. Keep chilled. Preheat oven to 325 degrees (Fahrenheit).

Line a 9-inch pie pan with one piece of dough, trim off excess, then place in a preheated oven for 10 to 12 minutes. This is called blind baking the shell and is done to cook the bottom of the shell a bit before you put in the wet filling and bake it a second time, thus preventing "raw" dough texture and taste at the bottom of the pan.

Remove the blind-baked shell, allow to cool slightly, then spoon in chocolate filling and cover with the second piece of dough. Trim ends attractively. Steam vents, as used in fruit pies, are not necessary here.

Combine 1 egg yolk and water, brush on upper crust, then sprinkle with remaining 1 ounce of sugar. Bake in preheated oven for about 25 minutes, or until top turns a light golden brown.

Remove and cool completely before serving, or filling will run.

NOTES

For a sweeter pie, ass more sugar to filling.

MENU IDEAS

A perfect alternative to a birthday cake after someone's favorite meal.

SERVING SUGGESTIONS

A dab of vanilla-flavored whipped cream and a sprinkle of your favorite crumbled candy bar for the extra crunch take this pie to a whole new level.

WHAT CHILDREN CAN DO

Little hands can stir the bowl of chocolate pudding over ice; they can also brush the top of the pie shell with the egg mixture and sprinkle it with sugar.

VARIATIONS

This dessert can be made with the same amount of chopped bittersweet chocolate for a more intense chocolate flavor. For a more adult-style pie, spread 2 ounces melted raspberry preserves over filling before covering with upper layer of crust.

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[worworwol]

Rather be in jail than alone

SZA - Kill Bill

Usually, I put somethin' on TV So we never think about you and me

Glass Animals - Heat Waves

25.01.2023

well, it has been a long time. i am not gonna say i took a break cause firstly that would make it seem like i did this long pause on purpose, which i did not, and secondly, i barely did anything on this blog yet to get a break. i just stopped caring about it for a few months and lost the passion i had after a few posts. it is one of my many flaws, i get bored of things, hobbies and media and people, very easily. i think i start too passionate, get too excited, too into it. then after the honeymoon phase since i am not in that intense state of mind, i just drop it. i can't do things unless if i am forced by something else; an emotion-highness, deadlines, or my family. it is another of my many flaws, this one brought by depression. maybe the other one is too, i did not psychoanalyze it enough yet.

another very important reason is that simply i have just been very busy. college has been an entirely different experience from high school in almost every aspect. i am now a lot more social which is great! but i also have a lot more responsibilities, lots of lectures, quizzes, midterms, finals, homework, lab reports, meetings, the translation job at the journal, social gatherings and many other things that always existed. i did not have the time to sleep on most days, so writing here was not even a dream cause i could not fucking sleep. i am back however because i am on my semester break, i want to be active and consistent this time. i hope i can be successful, i don't have much hope about it nevertheless. i want to tell about everything that happened but my memory nor my writing is good enough to go through months of life so i will just give background on stuff if there is any need.

i like someone.

i know it is a big jump from the two paragraphs of rambling but i like someone and that is all i can think about these days. their soft and long hair, their glass skin, their stupid jokes, their laugh, and the way they walk like they are carrying all the good things in the world with them. some people remind me of angels; the way they are is like something holy and pure in the sense that they are good, in their core, not that they are untouched. usually, it is my niece but he reminds me of an angel too. i have never had that experience with a real live person, let alone a MAN. but then he came along. i did not know that it is possible to just look at a person and feel at peace but here we are. all the poems i read remind me of him which is both endearing and terrifying. i do not wanna get attached to a person that i barely count as a friend, more of an acquaintance. i do not wanna make them a person they are not in my head. i do not wanna get rejected if i ever try to make a move. but i also want deeply to be loved, for us to be together, to have the courage to make a move and get a positive reaction, to be good enough for someone, to be worthy of someone's attention and attraction. i do not know if it is possible however like i said before i do not know how to be something loveable.

i am aware that he is not perfect either. he is not the perfect guy nor the ideal. but he is good. something i have never managed to become. i have gained weight so i look uglier and more disgusting than usual, i am not a positive person, nor fun or humorous. i am not as knowledged as he is nor i have a talent. why would anyone want me? at least i can see appreciate him from afar thanks to our friend group, at least i get to hear his dumb jokes and occasionally talk to him even. it should be enough, it has to be.

this much self-deprecation is enough for one post so i am gonna end it here, see you later; whoever you are. am i even doing this for someone else?

[yandere-heaven-nyxie]

I don't know much about God! Darling x reader but I would love to have a take on it since I find it endearing and is intrested in it.

The very beginning of this AU is that, this is very heavily-lore tied.

- Darling is a Primordial One or maybe even older since it is said and believed that darling is the god of gods. Phanes the one who had created Teyvat accompanied by Darling. At first darling is the same rank as Phanes, both are otherworldly.

- But after creating Teyvat, Darling ascended past Celestia. This is where you come into the picture, You were created by Phanes from the light and stars. You aren't a human but rather a Seraph, Darling adored you but not because you're a gift from Phanes but because you're a beauty in his eyes, a gem that is so pretty that it shines even brighter than the common stars in the inky galactic space.

- Until, The Second One Who Came declared a war upon Celestia. You went down to help Phanes, your Creator.

- Alas you're but just a seraph. Eventhough you killed countless of gods that tried to infiltrate Celestia. Your life was taken from you by no other than the second one who came.

- Your soul was blessed to be reincarnated, yet you are now a mortal. In a world where Darling is only a hidden character in Genshin Impact. Many theories going on and on about them. How only several lucky people had encountered them but then their game crashed and went back to normal.

- Darling scoured through universes just to find you, once he finally found you. He realised that his world and yours are only parted by a screen, a wall that he oh-so-easily could break. but he doesn't want you to be afraid of him and him having a fear that you won't live long since you're a mortal.. He has to find a way to make you an angel again. Ofc without killing you that is

- When he finally got you into Teyvat, into Genshin Impact. Slowly by slowly your memories from the past before you became a mortal started to fade in. Darling is the one you're trying to find.

- Every day that had passed when your memories began unlocking, so does your powers but you had to learn and not use it excessively. You can see different things about you now a bit more, how otherworldly you might say. Your eyes becoming more darker but a glowing golden and stars shining on its inky pool of iris. You hair has stardust that everytime you walk they sprinkle, just like how Paimon's does.

- You were scared when the knights came after you, for some reason you read multiple sagau in your past world. You had a nauseating feeling of fear. Teyvat favored you because Phanes and Darling does so.

- You hid so well from them, though some may found you but Teyvat helped you hid from them. Until you're finally in Dalring's arms again, the acolytes are a bit jealous though.

- If someone dares to threaten pr hurt you they will shiver or cower in fear either from Darling everlasting glare or the fact that your blood runs black with soft sprinkles of golden stars. While Darling's blood runs pure gold, yours are just like what had been described. It shows your origin as an angel that was born from light and was once with the stars that Darling had always cherished.

- Many acolytes tried to went through you to gain Darling's favour, they're fools for believing that Darling would not see through their lies.

- That is when one or two of the acolytes actually loves you for how gentle and affectionate you are. No, they aren't trying to gain something from you just because you are the Divine Creator's precious angel but just because how adoringly loveable you are (e.g : Lisa, Klee, Yae Miko, Kokomi, Barbara, Collei. Diona, Sayu.. etc)

idk if I want to make the whole Imposter thingy but I have an idea for it,

- Darling's acolytes misunderstood their words and thought that you were someone who their Divine Creator hates.

- Though the Fatui however, didn't act rashly unlike those who misunderstood Darling's words. Tsaritsa knew the Creator very well, seeing how they want you which means that they want you alive. They knew the underlying threat that Darling's word has underneath the simple command, it flew over almost all of the acolytes working brain.

- The moment when the archons and knights hunted you down, Tsaritsa had already informed Darling about their misunderstandings, the teacup that was on Darling hands shatters into pieces. the Golden blood that springs upon their wound made Tsaritsa flinched in fright, their glare hardened and feeling the seeping anger from themselves.

- Darling didn't hiss nor does he react at the pain, they were too carried away with their anger. "Your grace! Please calm down. We the Fatui will bring your dearest angel to you without them being hurt or touched in a single strand."

- With that, they finally calmed down. Though their eyes still could pierce and slice Tsaritsa's very soul. "I believe you are capable enough of that.. If I see a single strand of their hair is damaged." Tsaritsa gulped at his tone but still confident "I will make sure to hunt your heart and place it on top of the Zapolyarny Palace."

And so on lol I have a very busy day today idk how tumblr works but hope y'all can gjve me suggestions to contribute to this post<3

[cosmichorrorsarestillnicerthanme]

This actually gives me a chance to share my ideas for our formerly loveable group of heroes turned ruthless and merciless villains.

Let’s start out with the main attraction eh?

“I am he who will bring Peace, Peace, through Tyranny.”-The Tyrant, Asta

The Tyrant is by far what Lucius would describe as his crowning achievement.

A perfect mix of all things that Lucius saw as necessary for human kind to truly evolve into the form he envisioned for it.

The power and ruthlessness of devils, the cunning and fluidity of humans, his own morality and above all, a being with quite a few similarities to him in what their dreams represented for humanity as a whole though he knew that Asta would never admit it.

Asta wanted peace through cooperation.

Lucius wanted peace through eradication.

The goals they wanted were basically the same in their scope, just with minor differences.

That’s how Lucius saw it at least.

Asta was his “Ultimate Being”, his masterpiece.

True, the resource cost to keep the Magic Knights away for the six months while Lucius ensured The Tyrant came out from its “Incubation Period” perfectly was quite high, especially considering the whole of how he was made.

Four months of constant torture that, if he didn’t have Astaroth’s time magic, would’ve take six months on its own.

Getting both the Anti-Magic Devil and Lucifero’s heart to play nice, there was probably a history there. Oh well, it didn’t matter anymore.

And finally, the time it took for Asta to exit his “Egg Of The Perfect World” which by far was the one that took the longest of any of the Paladins at two entire months when the process was usually completed near instantaneously.

But it was all worth it because of the show that came next when he emerged at the exact moment his ability to keep where Asta was under wraps.

The Tyrant, emerging from the “Egg”, hair white as fresh snow, crimson eyes which flared with power, a physique which could only be described as the ultimate expression of killing power, a single pure white right arm, the wild flames of red and white Anti-Magic upon it, a flaming crown over his head and nestled between the horns that sprouted from his skull, the four terrible wings upon his back, two angelic and almost metallic wings that had the words of Devils inscribed upon every feather, and two pure white demonic wings below those, finally all around him floated orbs of purified Anti-Magic.

And the first words which came from his mouth would forever be burned into Lucius’s head, and by extension, every single magic knight, shining general,  from then on.

“I am he who will bring Peace, Peace, through Tyranny.”

At that moment, Lucius was given the proof that he had sought for years, It was proof that even the greatest flaws could be fixed.

Unfortunately, Lucius didn’t account for what this particular flaw had in spades.

Pure stubbornness.

Sure, Asta couldn’t immediately break free, but it didn’t take long, in fact it only took a single month.

Exactly when the Hino Offensive started, and when the final of the great obstacles was broken down by the Tyrant’s hands.

Then the perfect mixing of devil and man which Lucius brought forward as the ultimate soldier would end up putting both him and the original purpose of his dream to rest, in a very violent, very brutal manner.

Many people wanted to see Lucius suffer and die, but what Asta did? That was beyond brutal, beyond wanting revenge, beyond cruel.

There was a reason that the form of execution Lucius suffered was outlawed in clover and struck from the records.

However, Lucius’s dream still exists, though in a far different form than it originally was.

The Tyrant saw his singular focus on one group as foolishness, completely ignoring the other variables and possibilities in favor of his own agenda.

And as such, he follows the distortion of not only his own dream but Lucius’s as well.

“Peace, unification, and the evolution of humanity through Tyranny, strive, and adversity.”

And this goal is reflected in not only Asta’s new demeanor, but in how he fights as well.

Brutal, destructive, to the point and without nonsense like honor or kindness to hold him back.

Whether it be with blades or with fists Asta is unrivaled in battle.

His most powerful attacks, and the power Lucius named as Asta’s represent that.

Vulgar Display Of Power

The power of the Tyrant as named by Lucius Zogratis, it isn’t Gravity Magic, nor is it Anti-Magic, it has the properties of both but yet it simply isn’t either. This is the force that gave the Tyrant his crown, and the sovereignty he holds over all who have allied with his grand power and grand kingdom. 

This Love

The most direct manifestation of what The Tyrant is, a killer, a brutalizer, someone who will hit you until you can’t physically get up any more and then he’ll hit you some more, and even harder.

This… spell? Technique? Represents that perfectly.

There are similarities between it and Meroleona Vermillion’s Calidos Brachium Barrage but unlike her barrage of fire and fists Asta’s attack is far, far more subtle and far, far more deadly.

Using his feathers he launches a inescapable barrage of razor sharp and Anti-Magic infused blades towards a target, who if hit by a single feather, would immediately have a third of their magic drained and a third of that for every subsequent feather, but in doing so he is forced to abandoned the high speed movement his twin pairs of wings offer him while he waits for the required time of five minutes to recall or regrow the feathers.

Mouth For War

If the previous attack is Asta’s way of dealing with troublesome opponents at a range outside of his blades, this is how he deals with opponents who manage to get too far inside for his swords to be effective.

There are similarities to the technique used by Dante Zogratis “Heavy Infighting” but Asta’s rendition puts more emphasis on completely removing his enemy from the playing field through brutally pummeling them anywhere they are left open.

Cemetery Gates

The last dregs of who Asta once was distilled into a technique which he only used once against Ryuzen Seven to combat their Zetten, the details of this technique are unknown much like the only battle it was used in.

A NEW LEVEL

The first technique Asta learned as The Tyrant, it’s essentially a facelift of his old devil union, but it has a few tricks that only Asta is aware of.

Conceit

There will always be a need for more paladins as long as the War continues, each of the leaders have their own particular brand of corruption. This one is Asta’s.

(Side Note: Yes, I defaulted to BERSERK, and yes Asta's special moves are all from a Pantera Album, it was the second thing that came to mind, the first was Megadeth.)

Paladin World Leader AU

Asta

The Tyrant Lord Of Overwhelming Force, Eliminating All Opposition without mercy

Yuno

The Cardinal Of Atrophy And Destruction, Quietly Influencing Everything With His Words

Mars

The Executioner Who Razes All Who Stand Before Him In Hope Of Creating True Order

Lolopecheka

The Diplomat Who Erases All Who Oppose Her And Her Allies With Horrible Hex’s

Ichika

The General Who Conquers And Unifies All Under The Tyrant With Her Dark Powers

I-

COSMIC????? BRO, WE NEED TO LET YOU COOK MORE OFTEN

I was out walking my dog when I saw this and I almost yelled, I had a vivid idea of what "Villens" world leaders would look but with this you enabled me so fucking bad, this will be the only thing I can think about for the next week and a half holy shit

Ok so I have ideas for this Au, lets say Lucius managed to paladin the WL everything goes to shit and Lucius "wins" but there is a resistants of ppl standing agents him, Asta because of his anti-magic was paladined "wrong" so he has the same beliefs as Lucius but he doesn't think Lucius is up of the task of making a peaceful world. So he frees the others and they fight against Lucius to which they ofc win

So now they are in control, more control then have ever been in. They will fix everything, gods and fait be damned. There friends and families will come to see things the way they do eventually... They just need a "gentle" push in the right direction

Also I can see that they do have devil attributes form what I can guess Lolo with Megiculas, Ichika with Lucifuges, Mars with Baals (Damantios devil), Asta dosn't have one, and Yuno may be with Lucifero but I'm not sure. Also they are definitely a lil Yandari yk as much as an elephants foot lol

[imagine--if]

Heyyy, I love your blog and writing so much! Can I request an imagine with Ed Nashton/Riddler who falls in love with the reader and kind of goes soft yandere on them, eventually kidnapping them because he’s scared they’ll reject him. But they find it really cute and secretly liked him too… ashfdnsds I don’t know I just really love this idea 😍

A/N: Hai, thank youu! This idea’s awesome, I’ve been wanting to write some soft yandere Eddie stuff 💚 it’s pretty long lol, maybe my longest imagine yet?? I got really into this 😂 so enjoy!! As always, request away if you don’t mind joining the queue hehe

Pairing: Dano!Riddler x reader (The Batman 2022)

Warnings: Obsessive behaviour and mild stalking - soft!yandere Riddler – the reader isn’t spooked by this loveable killer boi

Words: 2277

You just recently started turning up at that diner, where it all started, for a place to work in. Grab a coffee in a takeaway cup even though you aren’t really taking it away, set it down on a table beside the long glass window where the gloomy streets of Gotham act as your view, and get out your laptop, where you type endlessly. You’re friends with the waitress, and she’s happy to let you do your thing while others come and go. The apartment you live in is decent enough – well, as decent as it can really get for Gotham buildings and their rent prices – but the neighbours are pretty loud during the afternoons, blasting music until they’re bored of whatever the hell they’re doing. So, you go to the diner to concentrate.

Just to think, if you’d have chosen a place like the library or practically anywhere else, you’d never have met the odd man whose room you’ve woken up to find yourself trapped inside.

Never saw that one coming.

He’d already started going to the diner before you, but you arrived half an hour or so earlier to begin with. You hadn’t noticed him when he first came in, mumbling to the waitress for a tea and slice of pumpkin pie, but he’d stopped in his tracks as soon as he absentmindedly glanced behind him. His eyes widened behind his clear frames, and he sat down slowly at his spot at the bar as the waitress set down his order, staring, entranced. His intent gaze looked as if he was devouring you with awe and endearment, every inch of you; the tones of your hair, the shade of your eyes, your bottom lip that you bit as you focused on the screen in front of you.

Angelic. Purely angelic.

What were you doing in this cesspool they call a city?

Edward didn’t have the confidence to go up to you, to sit opposite you and ask what you were working on. God, no. He couldn’t do that. It looks easy, sure, but not for him. It could be easier with the mask, as the Riddler, but the last thing he wanted to do was to scare you off. He stayed the whole time you did that starting day, three hours of choosing to plan his next moves and the tiresome work he’d need for the accounting job he has, all in that diner. His attention kept drifting to you though, almost instinctively, lovestruck dazes he had to try to snap himself out of before you noticed. Then, when you decided to pack up and get going, he followed thirty seconds later, as casually as he could, staying in the shadowy areas of the streets and roads as he followed you home.

You only live a few streets away from where he stays. A smile crept onto his face as he watched you go inside, craning his neck to peer up through your window, hidden by the natural darkness of the area. You’re so beautiful. You’re ethereal. You’re…

Who are you?

He kept on turning up at the diner after that, as soon as he could, almost straight after you walked in. Ed didn’t want to look suspicious, didn’t need that kind of attention right now. But he needed your attention, craved it. He’d scoured the internet until he found your social media, most of it being private.

Clever. Another thing he loves about you. You keep yourself to yourself, don’t get hurt. Please don’t get hurt.

He whispered your name to himself when it came up after his searching, then again and again, like a chant. Edward loves the sound of it on his tongue, especially when it’s yours and his name together, one after the other, fitting perfectly. It’s obvious that you’re just meant to be.

It drove him mad for days, until he finally managed to swipe your phone from your pocket while you were on your way out on a late afternoon.

He hesitated, the lenses of his glasses lighting up as the screen displayed the time and a lock screen of you and your friends. He bit back a fond smile, before timidly tapping your shoulder.

You turned around, and his cheeks flushed instantly as he tried to form the words.

“You… um, I think- is this…?”

He offered the phone to you, and you frown, patting your pocket and rolling your eyes at yourself.

“Crap, thanks,” you said gratefully, taking the phone with a smile, before your head tilted to the side slightly in curiosity. “Do I know you or something? You go to the diner a lot too, right?”

You noticed? Really? Wow… you…

Edward forced himself to speak again. “I, yeah, I do…”

“Well, thank you, uh- sorry, I don’t know your name-“

“Edward,” he said quickly.

“Edward,” you repeated, and he nearly swooned at the sound of it from you and not just him this time. You replied with your name, and a smile tugged at his lips.

I already know your name, sweet thing.

“Thanks again, then. Um, I guess I’ll see you around?”

He nodded, and you nodded back with another smile before advancing down the street, making your way back home. He watched after you for a long moment, then turned the other way, going to his home.

This would be a slow process. It had been at least a week by this point. Edward Nashton didn’t want to have friendly conversations with you, he wanted to hold you tight, shield you from the dirty, disgusting people of Gotham, protect you with his life. He’ll do anything for you, just name it. He’ll worship you if you let him. He realised as you walked off that all he was doing is for you, and he’ll live for you.

Ed just knows that you need him too, that you’d love being embraced every day after you’ve finished working on your papers and everything for your job. That apartment you live in looks so lonely when it’s just you in it. He should be there too, showing you off to his stream, cuddling you tightly, kissing every inch of your skin. His heart fluttered whenever he thought of those scenarios, those scenarios that should be reality. And on those weekends when you don’t have to sit in front of a computer for hours, you could stay in bed with him, watch old movies and talk about anything, everything. Start from the beginning, every little detail about you, and if you want, he’ll do the same.

It always looked too good to be true, though, and that was the thing. How could you love him? Did he deserve it? Would you want it as much as he did?

He started giggling as soon as he entered his room, the giggles turning into laughter, manic laughter.

There was only one way to find out.

He didn’t have the patience for waiting. He needed this, he needed you, now, now, now.

You feel groggy as you come to. The place you’re in isn’t brightened by sunlight, but the navy streak of sky above the city has cast shadows over the chair you’re tied to, the duct tape that covers your mouth. It’s not covering it too tightly, though, as if he doesn’t want to go too far, whatever limit that could be. He doesn’t want it to hurt when he takes it off, but the very possible screams of protest and terror and loathing you might make would hurt him even more.

You’d gone to the diner again today, as usual. That sweet man had been there, kind, shy green eyes behind his glasses, the nerdy look he had as he scribbled in his notebooks. You had felt eyes on you, to be honest, quite a few times when you and he were sitting, working peacefully, but you kind of hoped it was him. There’s just something about him, something mysterious and captivating. He’s cute. Decent guy – he gave you your phone when you’d misplaced or dropped it before. Any other person in Gotham would’ve stolen it, sold it, because that’s what they’re like.

Apparently not him.

You blink several times, your head not banging like it would be if you were properly knocked out. No, no, you weren’t knocked out, you remember now. There was a sudden hand that clamped over your mouth and nose when you left the café and rounded a dark street to your apartment. You gasped, accidentally inhaling the fumes, and the struggle you tried to put up didn’t last long. Faux tiredness, weakness, and the surprisingly strong grip the person had when they grabbed you before you could fall, an arm hooking under your legs as you were lifted into what must’ve been a car.

You’re not in a car anymore. This is a room; maybe a studio apartment, or a hotel room? The windows are firmly closed, the view blocked by lengthy, depressing grey buildings. It’s messy here, with books and random notes and scribbles lying on the floor and piled on tables. The bookshelves are cluttered, and the faint sound of little scampering feet from a sort of cage comes from the kitchen area.

You tug the ropes that dig uncomfortably into the skin of your arms, starting to panic now. Where the hell are you? Your phone’s not on you, so there’s no way of getting anyone to help, unless you can get free of the binds.

“Ssh, ssh, ssh…”

A soft voice comes from the doorway, and your eyes go round in absolute shock as you take in the man in front of you. It can’t be… Edward, from the diner?! Why would he bring you here? Did he kidnap you? What did he want from you? What on earth’s happening?!

“It’s okay,” he tries to reassure you, his voice laced with concern and gentleness as he approaches you, kneeling in front of you.

You flinch, ready for whatever violence or threats are going to come your way, but instead, he frowns, the concern growing in his expression, mixed with upset.

“Oh, I’m sorry,” he breathes, “I… I don’t want to scare you, angel, I’m so sorry-”

You want to say something, but you can’t. He seems to realise this, and reaches for the tape, dithering for a moment.

“Try not to scream for me, okay? I didn’t really want to put that on you, but if you start screaming, it’ll cause problems. Do you see? I’ll do it quickly, alright?”

He’s as good as his word, hastily taking it off your skin, and you let out a shaky sigh, eyeing him in confusion, anxious for what he’s planning.

“Are you…” you start, then pause, rethinking your words. But he nods attentively, silently encouraging you to go on. “Are you going to hurt me?”

He exhales sharply, lip trembling at the mere thought of it.

“N-no, no! No! Why would I do that?”

You almost laugh at that, stunned by what’s going on. “You kidnapped me?”

A look of guilt passes through his eyes. “It was the only way. If I hadn’t done this, it would have taken ages, or wouldn’t have happened at all. And I can’t live like that, I can’t…”

You stare at him, perplexed. “What do you mean? Why am I here?”

His expression morphs into one of adoration, and he smiles, the widest you’ve seen it yet. “Because I love you,” he responds with your name. “And I can’t deal with the torture of watching and waiting anymore. I don’t want to scare you, I really don’t. You’ll find out I’m the Riddler at some point anyw-“

“You’re the Riddler?” you exclaim. You shake your head, bewildered by the two confessions… and then burst out laughing.

Edward watches in uncertainty, almost laughing himself. He loves the sound of yours, he’s never heard it before.

“…What’s so funny?”

“Edward,” you sputter, “untie me, okay?”

His uncertainty grows, and he hesitates, though he’s compelled to do it, just because you asked him to.

“You won’t run-”

“No,” you answer between giggles, “just untie me, okay?”

So he does, slowly, cautiously, and you almost knock him off his feet when you hug him, wrapping your arms around his neck and pulling him close. He feels as if he’s dreaming – you’re not really hugging him, this isn’t really happening, is it?

You pull away before he gets a chance to return it, grabbing him by his shoulders. “You didn’t have to kidnap me to get my attention, Eddie, what the hell?”

“W-wha-” he stutters, before starting to laugh, beyond himself. “What else could I do?! I don’t know- aren’t you upset?”

“Well, I would’ve preferred if you had just asked me out or something a little less worrying,” you admit, “but not really. I like you too, Edward.”

His mouth is agape as he stares at you in astonishment, trembling hands reaching up to hold yours on top of his shoulders.

“R- really?”

You nod. “Sure. I mean, I don’t really know you, but we’ve got time, I suppose. It’s… sweet, what you said.”

Edward nods slowly, not entirely sure if that means you love him back, but it doesn’t matter. He can wait this time, he can be patient in this case. It’ll be worth the wait, he’s sure of it.

“But you’re the Riddler? Seriously?”

He nods again, a smile on his face as he cups your face, his thumbs grazing your cheeks lovingly as he stares into your eyes.

“I… yeah, do you want to see?”

It’d be a lie if you said no.