#( ❛ –––– ✘ ⇋ what will we do with the drunken sailor early in the morning?┊〚 ask game. 〛 ❜ )

[aneldritchlesbian]

So, erm.. You're boyfriend is, like, a drunken sailor, so, erm.. We have to, like, shave his belly with a rusty razor.. erm, and put him in the, uh, longboat 'til he's sober, and erm.. And stick him in the scupper with the, uh, hosepipe bottom, and we also have to, like, put him in the bed with the, uh, Captain's daughter..

Sorry, girlie, I don't make the rules ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[queen-of-stoneharts]

Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning!

[catwire]

i miss that guy named boss who posted so horribly that we could all dunk on him. buy her lingerie and fuck her in it. buy her soup and eat it. buy him razors and shave him. thats what we do with a drunken sailor. early in the morning.

[upmost-rylan]

//Fanart, Scott Smajor, PiratesSMP, drinking , oh boy he's drunk

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“That’s what we do to a drunken sailor, Early in the morning!”

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OKAY WHO GAVE SCOTT THE ALCOHOL! Was it Cleo?!?

[novankenn]

The Day After... Everyone is Irish

Weiss was trying to talk with Pyrrha as the Mistralian Champion waited outside JNPR and RWBY's dorms for the return of her partner, and his sister.

Apparently even though their name was Valian in origin, the pair of fraternal twins through their mother's side was predisposed to celebrate the 17th of the third month...

Pyrrha: I'm sorry, but...

Weiss: Are you worried about that dol... I'm mean Jaune and his sister? They are old enough to take care of themselves.

Pyrrha: But they've been gone since yesterday morning. I'm wo...

Jaune/Joan: (drunkenly singing... LOUDLY) What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor? Early in the morning!

Pyrrha: Jaune? Joan?

Weiss : are... are they STILL DRINKING?!?

Jaune and Joan stumbled about arms over each other's shoulders, each holding a bottle of... something... probably highly alcoholic

Jaune/Joan: Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning!

Joan: Shave his belly with a rusty razor Shave his belly with a rusty razor Shave his belly with a rusty razor Early in the morning!

Wiess / Pyrrha: ...

Jaune/Joan: Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning!

Jaune: Put him in a long boat till his sober Put him in a long boat till his sober Put him in a long boat till his sober Early in the morning!

Jaune/Joan: Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning!

Joan: Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom Early in the morning!

Jaune/Joan: Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning!

By this point the intoxicated pair have reached the stunned Weiss and Pyrrha. Joan sticks her tongue out at Jaune and then shoves him off to stumble into Pyrrha... who he grabs by the waist and starts spinning her around as if dancing...

Pyrrha: EEP!

Joan: Put him in the bed with the captains daughter Put him in the bed with the captains daughter Put him in the bed with the captains daughter Early in the morning!

Jaune/Joan: Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning!

Weiss: Unhand me!

As Jaune continued to spin and sway with Pyrrha, Joan stumbled over and scooped Wiess into a princess Carry, and began to spin about with her... all the while the pair continued to sing... drunkenly and loudly...

Jaune/Joan: That's what we do with a drunken sailor That's what we do with a drunken sailor That's what we do with a drunken sailor Early in the morning!

The pair split off each moving towards a different dorm...

Jaune: Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning!

JNPR's door slams shut.

Joan: Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning!

RWBY's door slams shut.

/==/ I know I'm a day late, but... Happy Saint Patrick's Day! /==/

[fake-wtnv-intros]

What do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor early in the morning? Please tell us. We genuinely don't know. Welcome to Night Vale.

Submitted by theannoyingmosquitoinyourroom

[joshscorcher]

Troubleshooting an infant with bad gas to the tune of "Drunken Sailor"

What we gonna do with a gassy baby What we gonna do with a gassy baby What we gonna do with a gassy baby Early in the morning~ "Wah wah up" he cries and "Wah wah up" he cries and "Wah wah up" he cries and Early in the morning~ Put him on his belly if he's older Put him on his belly if he's older Put him on his belly if he's older Early in the morning~

"Wah wah up" he cries and "Wah wah up" he cries and "Wah wah up" he cries and Early in the morning~

Bicycle kick and knees to tummy Bicycle kick and knees to tummy Bicycle kick and knees to tummy Early in the morning~

"Wah wah up" he cries and "Wah wah up" he cries and "Wah wah up" he cries and Early in the morning~

Feed him gas drops through a bottle Feed him gas drops through a bottle Feed him gas drops through a bottle Early in the morning~

"Wah wah up" he cries and "Wah wah up" he cries and "Wah wah up" he cries and Early in the morning~

This'll go on for four to six months This'll go on for four to six months This'll go on for four to six months Early in the morning~

"Wah wah up" he cries and "Wah wah up" he cries and "Wah wah up" he cries and Early in the morning~

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[azures-grace]

Silly Game Time: Sorry, I realize it's kinda early in the morning for such a question, but ... What should I do with this drunken sailor?

Well we can shave his belly with a rusty razor (tetanus!), put him in a long boat until he's sober (probably the best answer), put him in the hole to drain the water (what if the boat floods??), or put him in bed with the Captain's daughter (not recommended)

[usagiryu]

What do you do with a

Trump Supporter?

A parody by

Rocketman and UsagiRyu

(me and my friend wrote this last night {October 19, 2024})

What do you do with a

Trump Supporter?

What do you do with a

Trump Supporter

Early Election Morn-ing?

Way hay and up he rises

Way hay and up he rises

Way hay and up he rises

Shave his neckbeard

With Harry’s Razors!

X2

Early Election Morn-ing!

Way hay and up he rises

Way hay and up he rises

Way hay and up he rises

Tell ‘m the Election

Is on Jan. 5th!

X2

Early Election Morn-ing!

Way hay and up he rises

Way hay and up he rises

Way hay and up he rises

Make ‘im change

Old Trump’s diaper!

X2

Early Election Morn-ing!

Way hay and up he rises

Way hay and up he rises

Way hay and up he rises

Catch ‘im in bed

With Lauren Boebert

X2

And post it all

On Tik Tok!

Way hay and up we rise!

Way hay and up we rise!

Way hay and up we rise

Early Election Morn-ing!

That’s what we do with a

Trump Supporter!

X2

Early Election Morn-ing!

Drunken Sailor Lyrics

By the Irish Rovers

What will we do with a drunken sailor?

What will we do with a drunken sailor?

What will we do with a drunken sailor?

Early in the morning!

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Early in the morning!

Shave his belly with a rusty razor

Shave his belly with a rusty razor

Shave his belly with a rusty razor

Early in the morning!

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Early in the morning!

Put him in a long boat till his sober

Put him in a long boat till his sober

Put him in a long boat till his sober

Early in the morning!

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Early in the morning!

Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom

Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom

Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom

Early in the morning!

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Early in the morning!

Put him in the bed with the captains daughter

Put him in the bed with the captains daughter

Put him in the bed with the captains daughter

Early in the morning!

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Early in the morning!

That’s what we do with a drunken sailor

That’s what we do with a drunken sailor

That’s what we do with a drunken sailor

Early in the morning!

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Early in the morning!

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Early in the morning!

Source: LyricFind

[gasolinehornet]

Silly Game Time: Sorry, I realize it's kinda early in the morning for such a question, but ... What should I do with this drunken sailor?

what will we do with a drunken sailor🧐

what will we do with a drunken sailor 🤔

what will we do with a drunken sailor🤨

early in the morning🙏🙌

shave his belly with a razor or put him in a long boat until he's sober, idk

[artemistorm]

Silly Game Time: Sorry, I realize it's kinda early in the morning for such a question, but ... What should I do with this drunken sailor?

Put 'em in the longboat until he's sober

Funny story, so my brother's choir was singing that song for a music competition but the officials didn't like that children were singing about drunkeness so they had to change the song to "What should we do with a seasick sailor."

[rrain-writes]

Rain's LU Febuwhump: Day 9

Bees: Wind

Warnings: Bee stings, self-hatred

Art

Wind was bored. Wild and Hyrule had run off without him, Four and Time were busy, Twilight had disappeared, Sky and Warriors were resting after their injuries in the most recent monster fight, and Legend was snapping at anyone who tried to talk to him.

So Wind decided to go for a walk.

The youngest Link trampled through the forest, swinging his sword and singing sea shanties obnoxiously. If some dumb monsters heard him, at least they’d give him something to do.

“What will we do with a drunken sailor, what will we do with a drunken sailor.” 

He his voice hit high and low notes, like he was trying to win an award for the worst musical performance.

“What will we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning!”

Wind wasn’t sure how far away camp was now, but he didn’t really feel like going back yet.

“Way hay and up she rises, way hay and up she rises, way hay and up she rises- ooh.”

The boy stopped and looked up the tree. Hanging off one of the branches was a strange kind circular thing, and lots of bugs buzzed around it.

Curious, Wind picked up a small rock and aimed high. He hit the thing straight in the middle and cheered.

Wind quieted down. The buzzing was louder. He yelped as the bugs surrounded him, sounding angry.

One flew down and landed on his arm, the spot stinging. Wind flicked it off and inspected the sting. He was distracted by a similar feeling on his another arm.

The bugs began to attack.

Wind yelled out as he ran, calling for help from the weird little creatures. They continued to sting him, his arms legs and face, until he finally seemed to have run far enough away from their nest thing.

Once Wind was sure they had stopped pursuing him, he looked down at his arms and legs and the sting began to kick in.

“Ow, ow, ow.” He whimpered. Most of the bugs had left little pricks in his arms and legs, so he began to painstakingly pull them out. 

There wasn’t very many, maybe ten or so, but they still hurt. Wind suddenly thought to look around, and he realised he didn’t know where he was.

“Well shit.” The boy voiced out loud. He’d also managed to loose his sword, so the other heroes wouldn’t be very happy with him.

Still out of breath from running, the sailor decided to rest for a moment before going to look for his brothers. Unfortunately when he went to get up, he was struck by a sudden wave of nausea that made him sink right back down.

Wind groaned. The bugs must of been venomous. Or poisonous. He couldn’t really remember the difference. All that mattered was he was sore, his head hurt, he felt ready to be sick, and he didn’t know where the others were.

Wind mentally scolded himself. No wonder the others thought of him as a burden. To them he was a kid who got lost and injured all the time. His Gran would call him an albatross, slowing them all down.

Wind hated those damn bugs.

[homocidalpotat]

WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN SAILOR WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN SAILOR WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN SAILOR EARLY IM THE MORNING

SHAVE HIS BELLY WITH A RUSTY RAZOR SHAVE HIS BELLY WITH A RUSTY RAZOR SHAVE HIS BELLY WITH A RUSTY RAZOR EARLY IN THE MORNING

[star-arcana]

My Shantie for chapter 5 of Paper Mario TTYD-Gloating Flavio!!! (Drunken Sailor pardoy)

As a small start up, I completed the 5th chapter of Paper Mario The Thousand Years Door today and I have, a lot of feelings to express, for this unique being called, Flavio:

It's-a him, Flavio, and for your valiant efforts in helping us in our most heroic quest for the Crystal Stars a good f-you diss track thank you shantie:

What will we do with a gloating Flavio? (x3)

Early in the morning!

Way hay and he starts bragging(x3)

Early in the morning!

Graze his belly with a Koopa Shell (x3)

Early in the morning!

Way hay and he starts bragging(x3)

Early in the morning!

Throw Yoshi Eggs at him until he is quite! (x3)

Early in the morning!

Way hay and he starts bragging(x3)

Early in the morning!

(small pause)

Let the Goomba Lass bonk on his thick head (x3)

Early in the morning!

Way hay and he starts bragging (x3)

Early in the morning!

Put him in smash with Mario's brother (x3)

Early in the morning

Way hay and he starts bragging (x3)

Early in the morning!

That's what we do with the gloating Flavio! (x3)

Early in the morning!

Way hay and he starts bragging (x3)

Early in the morning!

Way hay and he starts bragging (x3)

Early in the morning!

The end!

Courntey, formerly known as Bramble Scramble...or Pixie Poet...I know what you love about him...now let me share this!!!

[greekmythology1]

" … What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor? Early in the morning! … Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning!" - Drunken Sailor (The Irish Rovers; 1994)

Rulers of the Sea 🌊 🔱

[writingnotes520]

Someone might’ve done this already but we need to start asking the real questions, such as: