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Computer Chronicles - Internet Showcase Special Part 1 (2000)

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HV. 103 - Silent Hill (1999)

Grey Child.

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Mt. Rainier National Park

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@angrybatart: (Walks into the local pub for a beer and some happy-hour-priced chicken wings; Takes a secluded spot at the bar, away from everyone else.)

@catwire: (Sitting at a round wooden table in the back corner, playing 5-Card Draw with four nearly identical Bios; Has a visibly larger pile of money, as well as some otherworldly prizes, in front of them compared to all the other players; Clearly winning despite all the Bios wearing gas masks; Rakes up the latest pot.)

Bio 3: I actually tried to cheat with that last deal. I don't know what happened.

Bio 4: This is bullshit.

Bio 2: Next time, I'm bringing my marked deck.

Bio 1: How the fuck is this even happening?

@catwire: (Casually shuffels for the next hand.) Simple, really. You all have the same tell.

Bios: (All facepalm and groan in unison.)

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valley girl; studio city, california

instagram - twitter - website

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Spoke to a gen z person the other night and apparently the young folks don't know about the very legal sites from which you can access public domain media (including Dracula, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, and other Victorian gothic horror stories)?

Like this young person didn't even know about goddamn Gutenberg which is a SHAME. I linked to it and they went "aw yiss time to do a theft" and I was like "I mean yo ho ho and all that, sure, but. you know gutenberg is entirely legal, right?"

Anyway I'm gonna put this in a few Choice Tags (sorry dracula fans I DID mention it though so it's fair game) and then put some Cool Links in a reblog so this post will still show UP in said tags lmao.

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gabriel ultrakill voice:

machine, why are you ovulating

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Do NOT bother him

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---> YOU WERE BEYOND YOUR CREATORS. YOU REACHED OUT FOR GOD, AND YOU FELL.

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I don't want to die. I don't want to die. I don't want to die.

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Nintendo DS

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tumblr wasnt built in a day but they were banning trans women every hour

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non vhs collectors: omg do you ever find sex tapes? or like a snuff movie lol??

actual vhs collectors: omg this homemade tape recorded all these simpsons christmas specials with the commercials intact. there’s an ad for the mcpizza on here

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telling people ive flirted w men over 40 shouldnt be as shocking as it is to some people, im the designated old man sexualizer, you shouldnt be surprised thats what i was doing when i was single