#( did you hear that ? ) / ⭒ crack .

[baby-yongbok]

Okay, so if you're into hip hop and stuff like that, you know that Kendrick and Drake are ripping each other apart right now.

I woke up to bubble messages from Chan saying that the rap beef going on these days is crazy and that he won't say what side he's on (I think he's on Kendrick's side... how could you not be?)

Anyway, I thought about how 3Racha must be talking about the rap beef, so I wrote this, and it's really just Crack but I thought it was kinda funny.

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“So then he dropped a song called 6:16 in LA, and that one was crazy because-” You shake your head in confusion as you try to keep up.

“Wait who dropped that one?” Jisung sighs from across the room, and Chan smiles your way.

“Kendrick.” Chan says.

“But I thought he already put out a diss.” Changbin groans, standing behind Chan's chair across from you. 

“He put out three, actually.” You furrow your brows. 

“There's four now.” Changbin corrects his hyung, and Chan shakes his head. 

“Right, yeah, there's four.”

“Okay wait, what.” Changbin runs his hands through his hair as he turns to Jisung. 

“Get the PowerPoint.” The youngest stands and grabs his laptop.

“On it.”

“What the fuck is going on?” You're confused and Chan is the only one who finds this amusing. Jisung starts up his laptop and pulls up a very well put together PowerPoint titled ‘Why Kendrick won.’

“Hush. Chan get the lights.” Your boyfriend cuts the lamp off as he fights back a heavy laugh. “Alright, so this all started with Drake's song, First Person Shooter. It had J.Cole as a feature and -” 

“J.Cole is in this too!?” Chan's doubled over in hysterics. Jisung is disappointed in you, and Changbin is ready to tape your mouth shut so that he can feed you this information. 

Just as Bin is about to answer, Hyunjin walks in. He looks around at the four of you, then at the laptop screen, and sighs. 

“They got you too, huh?” Your eyes meet his. 

“I'm so confused.”

“It's a lot. I know, we've been in New York for a day, and they know this all by heart.” Changbin groans, clearly upset with the two of you. 

“Ya'll should be quiet before Bin explodes.” Jisung warns, and Chan shakes his head, agreeing. 

“Okay wait wait… How is Drake West Coast if he's from Canada?” Chan loses it, falling off of the bed while the others groan in what sounds like deep pain. 

“I had the same question.” Hyunjin defends before Changbin yells. 

“Drake is East coast For fucks sake!”

[perilsensitive-sunglasses]

This is an all too familiar scene.

This time, Jamie is the one with his arms open, holding out his hands, while the Doctor is on the brink of tears.

*bonus gifs

Their arm movements are even the same. 😢

[imthepointe]

personal headcanon that armin can’t hear for 6~ ish hours after coming out of his titan since his colossal doesn’t have ears

and the 104th all learn sign language together to communicate w him (and after the battle of heaven and earth will still sometimes speak in sign language to piss reiner off. annie learns it to support her bf and to communicate nonverbally and pieck simply does not gaf)

[faaun]

my research partner and i are huddled in a blanket in paddington waiting for a too-late train i already miss you and you and you

[rius-cave]

I’ve seen somewhere of a headcanon that alastor has deer sight and is color blind to the two colors that are most known on him, which are red and green.

This is funny to me, but what do you think?

Well, that sounds probably very unlikely for Alastor LOL, but it would indeed be funny!

[hella1975]

complicated relationship with taob be damned i have never peaked higher than i did when i was studying tragedies for my english class and wrote the fever dream chapter

[fatexbound]

"Are you... mentally well?"

Isabeau who has the best theme(s) in all of SMT IV full of... if you know, you know. It goes hard and it's always painful.

[starrycassi]

I know this is nonsensical but hear me out:

Andrew who for a time lived with a bitchy, alcoholic, wannabe designer named Sandra who used to watch Projet Runway religiously and actually got into fashion a bit.

He always dreamt of having his own pretty clothes and not the stupid hand-me-downs he usually got, designing dresses alongside Sandra whenever she was happy enough to let him close to her sewing machine, making little jackets out of scraps for himself and the other kids on the house. He eventually learns how to do dresses and skirts and gifts them to the little girls on the house.

He leaves, eventually, because that's what always happens, but Sandra throws him a pack of needles and thread before he does. She hits him right on the left eye, eyes still glued to the TV.

He starts mending clothes for five bucks in the new houses. He knows how to work a seam, fix buttons, tighten and loosen fabric to fit himself and others better. He's always up at midnight clumsily changing zippers and threading holes. He always gets paid, of course, but he starts to love the feeling of being useful. When a younger kid can't pay him, he takes candy and stolen cigarettes as a substitute.

Then he's with Tilda. Then, she's dead. Then, he has money.

Surely, you see an all-black blob and assume he's not the most fashionable guy ever. But Andrew can spend hours shopping, going through options, because he finally can. He buys enough pairs of boots to be considered greedy, he buys clothes for Kevin (loves using him as a Barbie doll! Kevin is used to endless fittings and hates taking decisions! They're a perfect duo) . He buys clothes for Neil, he doesn't buy anything for Nicky or Aaron because Nicky is a walking rainbow and Aaron absolutely sucks as a customer (BOOOO!)

But the monsters have never gone to sleep without a button and woke up to find it still missing. He promised to protect them, it's part of the deal. He fixes Kevin's loved tshirt (it has a stupid, niche history joke of Henry the 8th), he fixes Nicky's "say hey if your gay" jacket, he fixes Aaron's stupid jeans and he refused to fix Neil's raggedy shirts, but he does, eventually, cut them up and make them into a quilt.

JUST, HEAR ME OUT. ANDREW IS ALL ABOUT TRYING TO FIX OTHER'S PEOPLE'S PROBLEMAS. HE WANTS TO BE USEFUL. ANDREW HAVING A "FEMININE" HOBBY. ANDREW CREATING AND CHANGING AKD ARGGGGGHHH

[acourtofquestions]

Every-time I hear:

“Fire and Ice”

I used to think of New Girl and hear WARM WATER BABY … but now I heavily associate “Fire and Ice” with Throne of Glass

— cause Rowan & Aelin LITERALLY ARE —

… & cause the thought of them doing this “bit” to get in somewhere undercover has me cackling cause (somehow it’s so in character?)?

[safyresky]

Still ABSOLUTELY TORN UP about the whole Sazz thing, but y'all, it occured to me this week that we get to see what Sazz's life was like. My GOD. I am SO EXCITED. Omitb has a bad (good) habit of making the victims so sad and lonely and while I imagine that may be a thing for Sazz I am HOPING Sazz's life is fucking WILDIN. I HOPE WE GET FLASHBACKS OF HER BEING A BAMF. BABES ALL OVER THE PLACE. HAVING A GOOD TIME GROCERY SHOPPING. PLEASE. HOLY HELL.

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

Best U2 song to which to run from each album

@footnoteinhistory

Boy: "I Will Follow" or "The Electric Co." also sort of the whole album

October: "Gloria" or "With A Shout"

War: "The Refugee" or "Like a Song..."

The Unforgettable Fire: "A Sort of Homecoming" or "Indian Summer Sky"

The Joshua Tree: "Where the Streets Have No Name" or "Exit"

Rattle and Hum: "God Part II" or "Silver and Gold"

Achtung Baby: "Zoo Station" or "The Fly" but also pretty much the whole album

Zooropa: "Lemon" or "Zooropa," honorable mention for "the Wanderer" specifically for a brisk cooldown walk

Pop: "Discotheque" or "Please"

All That You Can't Leave Behind: "Elevation" or "Beautiful Day"

How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb: "Vertigo" or "City of Blinding Lights"

No Line on the Horizon: "No Line on the Horizon" or "Breathe"

Songs of Innocence: "The Miracle of Joey Ramone" or "This is Where You Can Reach Me Now"

Songs of Experience: "American Soul" or "The Showman"

[youforgotmyname]

rereading my lesbian goncharov fic like I spelled fairytale as fairytail but I also dropped some HARD FUCKING LINES. what the fuck

[revvethasmythh]

lucanis: Harding, you’re from Fereldan, right?

harding: is this the start of a turnip joke?

lucanis, genuinely taken aback: No. Everybody likes turnips

[graysongraysoff]

man i don't fuckin want to go to the dentist today

[medicinemane]

It's amazing how quickly you can make someone turn on your company by making a stupid and insulting move

Force me to go through the front door and scan my card when I have backdoor business that never needed a card before (what? ...I was going to somehow... sneak in and... purchase things with a borrowed card? ...which I totally can't do from the front door after scanning it?)

Or like... twitterify your layout right after your users give you a bunch of money just cause they like you, and then refuse to walk it back

...or all the other things companies do that just kinda piss people off and then they refuse to acknowledge maybe it sucks and is stupid cause "hey, the customers didn't leave"... yeah... yet

[my-chemical-rot]

90% of nonfloridians need to be told that their jokes about florida are unoriginal, done to death, and unfunny. God bless.