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I think they had a similar sort of system in The Witcher 3 where in order to set your worldstate there was an in-game interview with a lorekeeper where he asked you a bunch of questions about decisions made in past games. me having never touched or looked at the first two games had Geralt sitting there sweating with uhhh full on amnesia I guess lmao
"BioWare Details How Previous Choices Will be Imported Into Dragon Age: The Veilguard"
"Good news, you'll be able to recreate your Inquisitor. Here's how."
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"Yes, you will be able to carry over your decisions from previous Dragon Age games into The Veilguard — it'll just work a little differently this time. In an interview with IGN, Dragon Age: The Veilguard Game Director Corinne Busche says the ability to import your choices is "fully integrated into the character creator this time around." What's more, Busche confirmed that you'll be able to customize your Inquisitor if you want to remake your protagonist from Dragon Age: Inquisition. "What's not lost on us is that it's been 10 years since existing players have played. They might not remember [what they did in previous games]," Busche explains. "They might need that refresher and we don't want new players to feel like they're missing out on those decisions. So in the character creator, I like to call it last time on Dragon Age, but you can go into your past adventures and it, actually through tarot cards, tells you what the context was and what decision you want to make." When pressed further about if all the previous characters would be woven into The Veilguard, like Hawke, Busch says, "I won't say everybody, but yes, some of them." What it sounds like is that BioWare may be abandoning Dragon Age Keep, which would allow you to export your world state from previous Dragon Age games into Inquisition through your save files. When asked if The Veilguard would read saves from Dragon Age Origins, Dragon Age II, or Dragon Age: Inquisition, Busche confirmed that it wouldn't. "The technology is so different and we wanted it to be in the client," she says. Indeed, Busche also confirms that The Veilguard players won't have to link to their accounts for this option, as you'll be able to play the game fully offline. And, yes, it's a single-player game and has no microtransactions."
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Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”
#lgbtq#lgbt#trans#lesbian#sapphic#transfem#transgender#gay#nonbinary#nb#enby#transmasc#what the fuck are you a cop
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Human realm date funtimes
#eda clawthorne#raine whispers#raeda#the owl house#toh fanart#the owl house fanart#is the car stolen? what are you a cop
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calling the cops on someone else in america for drug use is the most comically evil action i can think of that you can still admit to in public and (unfortunately) not be shunned/exiled/physically attacked for. you're very explicitly saying that your sheltered discomfort with seeing someone do drugs is worth ruining that person's entire life over (even though you could get the same effect by just continuing to walk past the drug user until you never see them again). 18th century dauphin mindset. "papá! papá! i espied that peasant over yonder partaking of a snuffbox! throw him in the dungeon, lest my delicate morals be corrupted any further!" kill yourself perhaps
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FNAF Movie William judges Vanessa's friends..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#william afton#steve raglan#fnaf vanessa#vanessa afton#vanessa shelly#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#William being an awful father again#this is why Vanessa has no friends#her dad keeps offing them#I hope we get more info to Vanessa’s and William’s relationship#cause from what’s hinted in the og movie it’s complicated#I genuinely got the impression Vanessa was helping Will over up things#her being a cop even helps her to do that#So just know their deal is passed even being strained#I’m so sorry Vanessa I hope you get to set him on fire someday 🩵
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i think dan should get to be a little weird too. as a treat
#my art#re animator#herbert west#daniel cain#dan cain#danbert#no but srsly guys i get that hes the normal guy but you forget ... HES ALSO WEIRD !!! HES SO STRANGE !!!#if he was normal he would have called the cops on herbert ages ago#but guess what babey he ... well technically he did call the cops but he waited like 20 years to do it so .. !!#bro was an enabler dont forget that#sorry im like rlly crazy about dan...#which is unfortuante bc i feel kind of alone in that like YES herberts a baddie YES hes litterally me#but dan....... DAAAAAAAAAAAN (eagle screeching)#what the fuck am i saying!#edit hey guys its actually lucid dog that rant you see above you was written at likes 6am after an all nighter#we all know dan is weird i mainly meant i think he should get to be PORTRAYED as weird more#really im just weird about him (<3) and i need him to reflect that
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will you go to dashcon two next year in toronto?
I wouldn't go to dashcon if it was hosted in my apartment's only bathroom
#I shit you not I have received like five separate asks about this.#The best part of dashcon is the failure#Why would you want it to be improved#Dashcon should be what you call a random place you put a homemade ball pit in#The Scotland Wonka scam was a dashcon#Highwayside big cat zoos are dashcon#The cop and bear gofundme incident was dashcon do you understand
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Eddie, to his Tiktok audience: passing the phone to someone who had a seizure when they were out with Robin and hasn’t mentioned it in the two hours they’ve been home.
Eddie: Who had, in fact, responded to my question of if anything interesting happened while he was out with “not really.”
Steve: *straight up not paying attention*
Eddie, holding his phone out: Here
Steve, holding phone up to his ear: Hello?
#Eddie: I didn’t even hear about it from Robin. Nancy told me because Robin told her#Steve: What are you a cop? it was an absent seizure. mind your own business#Eddie: you are my business#Also Eddie: how dare you compare me to a cop#eddie munson tiktok saga#eddie munson#steve harrington
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been listening to music recently
#the mechanisms#the mechs#the mechs fanart#jonny dville#jonnny d'ville#nastya rasputina#eggsdraws#gives them tails because idk. i think its neat. what are you a cop?
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five nights at freddy's is a film that creates a tense, suspenseful atmosphere of horror by having its protagonists go up against supernatural threats such as trying to navigate the job market, being forced to deal with shitty cops, and a man who willingly makes himself think of nebraska over and over again every night
#fnaf#fnaf movie#fnaf movie spoilers#maybe??#just in case#vanessa is truly terrible at her job tho#i want someone better versed in police officer procedure than me to go through the movie and break down every law she breaks#she is to standard procedure what fazbear entertainment is to osha#so roughly above average for a cop#but damn mike's parents#you took your sons on vacation to nebraska????#five nights at freddy's
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I know this is the Take Personal Responsibility for Systemic Issues website, but I keep seeing weirdly guilt trippy posts about libraries and ebook licenses, which are a labyrinth from hell and not actually something you personally need to feel guilty about. here are a few facts about ebook licenses you may not know:
in Libby/Overdrive, which currently operates in most US public libraries, ebook licenses vary widely in how much they cost and what their terms are. some ebooks get charged per use, some have a set number of uses before the license runs out, and others have a period of time they're good for (usually 1-2 years) with unlimited checkouts during that period before they expire. these terms are set by the publisher and can also vary from book to book (for instance, a publisher might offer two types of licenses for a book, and we might buy one copy of a book with a set number of uses we want to have but know won't move as much, and another copy with a one year unlimited license for a new bestseller we know will be really moving this year.)
you as a patron have NO way of knowing which is which.
ebook licenses are very expensive compared to physical books! on average they run about 60 bucks a pop, where the same physical book would cost us $10-15 and last us five to ten years (or much longer, if it's a hardcover that doesn't get read a lot.)
if your library uses Hoopla instead, those are all pay per use, which is why many libraries cap checkouts at anywhere between 2-10 per month.
however.
this doesn't mean you shouldn't use ebooks. this doesn't mean you should feel guilty about checking things out! we buy ebook licenses for people to use them, because we know that ebook formats are easier for a lot of people (more accessible, more convenient, easier for people with schedules that don't let them get into the library.) these are resources the library buys for you. this is why we exist. you don't need to feel guilty about using them!
things that are responsible for libraries being underfunded and having to stretch their resources:
government priorities and systemic underfunding of social services that don't turn a profit and aren't easily quantified
our society's failure to value learning and pleasure reading for their own sake
predatory ebook licensing models
things that are not responsible for libraries being underfunded:
individual patron behavior
I promise promise promise that your personal library use is not making or breaking your library's budget. your local politicians are doing that. capitalism is doing that. you are fine.
(if you want to help your local library, the number one thing you can do is to advocate for us! talk to your city or county government about how much you like the library. or call or write emails or letters. advocate for us locally. make sure your state reps know how important the library is to you. there are local advocacy groups in pretty much every state pushing for library priorities. or just ask your local librarian. we like to answer questions!
also, if you're in Massachusetts, bill h3239 would make a huge difference in letting us negotiate ebook prices more fairly. tell your rep to vote for it!)
#like. the nypl budget is getting cut bc Adams doesnt think the library matters!#your checking out a book a few times bc you didn't get to it in time is not actually affecting Mr. Cops Not Books#library haint#if you like the library and you like free stuff come use the library. you might be surprised about what we have!#but it's not a moral act either way.#libraries are a public good! i love the library! but so is the post office. we don't moralize about the post office.#ANYWAY.#local librarian with tendencies towards scrupulosity gets frustrated online more news at 10
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or multiple cops
#text#i mentioned this once and a couple people were like What the fuck do you mean school cop so .#is this a murica thing
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Yandere!Cop - NonCon
Yandere! State Trooper who's not much older than you but so so drunk on power.
Yandere! State Trooper who pulls you over for the first time and spends the whole stop looking down your shirt. Thank God for his shades so you don't notice where his eyes have wandered.
Yandere! State Trooper who makes sure to remember your car and your plates. You're such a little thing really, and he just wants to keep an eye on you.
Yandere! State Trooper who grabs any excuse to pull you over, just so he can lean on your roof and savour the power he has over you. The way you fiddle with your skirt and look up at him all pleading, practically begging him not to write you up. Who gets so hard after talking to you that he needs to sit and cool off before he can get back to his job.
Yandere! State Trooper who's been noting down even the smallest infractions and writing you tickets. Tickets he conveniently forgets to tell you about. Tickets that pile up and run overdue.
Yandere! State Trooper who knows every route you drive and sits waiting for you. Who can't believe his luck when you have the midnight shift and decide to drive home on such a lonely stretch of road.
Yandere! State Trooper who doesn't hesitate to pull you over, his cock getting hard before he even gets out of the cruiser.
Yandere! State Trooper who pulls up your stack of tickets and shows you a court summons you have no idea you were served. Who says you're sure to lose your license, maybe even earn yourself a criminal record. Would your boss keep a felon on her payroll?
Yandere! State Trooper who opens your car door when you start to cry and kneels down to comfort you. Who rests his gloved hand on your thigh and draws slow circles with his thumb. Who says he can take care of you. You're clearly not as organised as you thought, if you let your tickets get this out of hand.
Yandere! State Trooper who says he can make it all dissappear. Who says all he wants in exchange is a little favour.
Yandere! State Trooper who turns very nasty very fast when you reject his offer. Who pulls you out of your car and slams you down on the hood of his cruiser.
Yandere! State Trooper who says he needs to search you and kicks your legs far wider apart than they need to go.
Yandere! State Trooper who says he's detaining you for his safety even as he tightens the cuffs so much they dig into your wrists.
Yandere! State Trooper who leans down and growls that a borderline felon like you needs to be thoroughly searched.
Yandere! State Trooper who takes his sweet time searching you. Who drags his fingertips up your legs even though all you're wearing is sheer panty hose and anyone can see you're not hiding anything. Who let's his hands brush against your bra more than once. Who stands so close behind you, you can smell his aftershave.
Yandere! State Trooper who growls like an animal when you try and pull away from him.
Yandere! State Trooper who says you only have yourself to blame. Who lifts your cute little pencil skirt above your ass and is crass enough to wolf whistle when he gets a good look at you.
Yandere! State Trooper who is so impatient to play that he grabs your pantyhose and rips it open. Who smirks at the tiny little thong you're wearing and hooks his finger in it, just to stretch it back and let it snap against your clit. Who chuckles just a little at the way you jump.
Yandere! State Trooper who keeps his leather gloves on as he rubs his fingers up and down your slit. Who slowly eases a finger into you and watches you squirm at the foreign feeling. A trooper must always be thorough when doing a search he claims.
Yandere! State Trooper who leans forward so his crotch rubs against your almost bare ass and his lips brush against your ear.
Yandere! State Trooper who rubs his tip up and down your pussy lips, listening to your breath hitch and reveling in it. Who pushes into you oh so slowly, inch by inch. Who can't help but moan at the way you quiver both around and underneath him.
Yandere! State Trooper who gets rougher the closer he gets to coming. Who grabs your handcuffs and pulls you back on his dick with every thrust.
Yandere! State Trooper who bites your neck when he comes just so he can mark you all at once.
Yandere! State Trooper who calls you baby doll as he fucks you and ma'am when he's done.
Yandere! State Trooper who walks you back to your car because your can barely stand properly after the pounding he gave you.
Yandere! State Trooper who closes your car door like a gentleman and leans over you with his arm on the roof. Who's grinning like a wolf with you panties hanging out his front pocket. And you try to ignore him but no matter what, you can't get his cologne off your skin.
Yandere! State Trooper who winks at you and says these backwood roads are real dangerous for pretty little things driving alone. That he'll personally escort you home from now on.
Yandere! State Trooper who tilts your chin up to face him and looks into your terrified eyes and says it's his duty to protect and serve.
#is that a baton in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?#what else are handcuffs for#yandere in uniform#yandere imagines#yandere cop#yandere noncon#yandere state trooper#yandere lemons#yandere x reader#yandere#yandere drabbles#yandere scenarios#yandere policeman#yandere police
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4 MINUTES (2024) I 1.02 "Do the police normally do house check-ins."
#4 minutes#4 minutes the series#userrlaura#uservix#userfaiza#tonkla#win x tonkla#wintonkla#win#tonkla x win#jjay patiphan#fuaiz thanawat#cheating storyline let's fucking GOOOOOOOOOOO - we're so FUCKING BACK#oh korn if only you knew that while you where on your knees before fasai your boo was getting visits from a cute cop#also the way win looked at tonkla when he first saw him - that look in his eye said everything#plus i don't think that the juxtaposition between korn cheating and win showing up was a coincidence hhhhhmmmmmm#how fucking sad is it that a cop who barely knows you shows more concern than your own lover..... unless win has a different motive#idk i don't trust anyone in this show#what if tonkla starts sleeping win only to get info from him on the police investigation and then actually falls for him......#mywork
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No I don’t have favourites, what do you mean
#what are you a cop?#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndaddies#dndads s3#dndads season 3#the peachyville horror#trudy trout#tony collette#tony colette dndads#trudy trout dndads
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I think another clear theme of Spiderverse is that, as we’re told in the first movie, anyone can be Spider-Man. But in the second movie, Miguel tells us that Spider-Man has rules. Certain things have to happen, certain people have to die, certain people aren’t meant to be Spider-Man. And the message there is that, once someone makes those kinds of rules, you run. Because it’s just not true. Anyone, literally anyone, can be Spider-Man. There is no requirement. We’ve been shown you don’t even need to be bitten by a spider!
And with the amount of people comparing Spiderverse to the queer experience, this is especially important. There are no rules to being queer. There are no labels that are exclusive. There are no labels that are even required. As soon as someone says you can’t be queer in a certain way, or certain identities don’t ‘count’ for whatever reason, you need to run. They are liars. There are no rules, and there never have been. You are queer because you said so, and this is your decision alone.
If you decide you’re Spider-Man, then you’re Spider-Man. And if you decide you’re going to save everyone you can, then you will. It’s as simple as that.
#spiderverse#spiderman into the spiderverse#spiderman across the spiderverse#across the spiderverse#spiderverse spoilers#spider verse#miguel o'hara#miguel ohara#queer#lgbt#miles morales#spiderman#spider-man#text post#talk#spider-punk is perfect for this because yeah! yeah! if someone tries to make a system#or a bunch of rules about what you can BE. and how you can BE this very person#theyre just a fckin cop! just straight up! and theyre wrong! i dont care how good the intention is#if there are rules to how you can function as a person then theyre wrong and you should run very far away from them!#a good cop is not a good person. gwens dad was a good cop. he only became a good father when he stopped being a cop#miguel is a hero but he is not a good person. he is saving millions of strangers and killing hundreds of loved ones#he knows he is not like the other spidermen and he thinks this means he has to be the one exception. miles cannot be the new exception#there are no rules to being a human. there are no rules to existing. there are no rules to being yourself and being happy#if someone tries to tell you there are things you must or mustnt do then every single time they are lying to you#maybe they dont mean to. but theyre liars. you decide your fate and who you are. nobody else can ever take that from you#please never forget that
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