#'they should've fucked in that car'

[percytheboykisser]

i strive to write something as gay as deadpool and wolverine one day

[awkwardrocker]

I think my big issue with the Lance/Ricciardo crash during the Chinese GP is that Lance doubled down that it absolutely was not his fault. He fucked up. He didn't brake and launched Danny into the air. That's just the facts.

He ruined his race, Danny's race, Hulkenberg's race, and Piastri's race. And he can't be bothered to take responsibility. Accidents happen. But for goodness sake, you've gotta own up to it my dude.

[justaweirdonothingtoseehere]

Funny Occurrence

So. My roommate and I were at a crepe place. They were in full Crowley cosplay and I was in an outfit that Muriel would probably wear to blend in with humans.

We start paying attention to the music.

Bohemian Rhapsody is playing. Haha silly

We continue chatting in character. We tune back in about five minutes later.

Bohemian Rhapsody. What the hell?

We get food and talk in character while eating. Ten minutes later we tune in and guess what's playing?

Bohemian Fucking Rhapsody.

WHO MIRACLED THE FUCKING JUKEBOX?

[umemiyan]

i have taken to holding my stomach with my hand for support whenever i'm not lying down since it's still rather sore and whenever i become conscious of it it's so fucking embarrassing because i look pregnant bro 😭

[icedteaandoldlace]

Pffft speak for yourself. I simply choose to hate his guts for all eternity, like a normal person. :)

[apatheticintrovert]

Thinking about everything I've done wrong in my entire life, how's everyone else's night going?

[thelastspeecher]

it's always the guys in the biggest trucks who have the thinnest skins

[impossiblekittydelusion]

Fuck Juffy Lube

[mer-se]

it’s crazy how people don’t think their death will affect people around them even if you aren’t close to them, or even if they were just semi passing encounters like no, others feel it. my neighbor died and as I park my car and look up at her dark little house it makes me so sad - I wanna go inside and turn on the lights she always has on. People notice and will feel it even if you don’t believe it.

[beyblaiddyd]

My brother calling me to yell at me because my mom has apparently missed two car payments on His car that He left here without selling when He moved

[akantonelli]

i don't feel good about lando winning

[bitegore]

man one of these days i'm going to forget which things from high school were a big secret and i'm going to tell my dad about, like, hiding my friends' pocketknives in my bag and shit because they knew they were going to get in trouble and didnt want to be caught with it or something and he's going to freak out

[madqueenalanna]

do any of my other mental ill girlies ever think "i wish i had a more productive mental illness" i can't even imagine being normal. i just wish i had a disease that made me funnier or more effective. i will never not have an eating disorder but the current flavor, the disorder du jour if you will, is the classic "binge/junkorexic" situation where i only eat food that has no nutritional value bc it's punishment for my horrible body. like if i ate a fruit and drank water, i might feel kind of good or have normal intestinal action, but if i only eat cheetos and mountain dew, my body will feel very sick and upset, and that's good and righteous bc i am evil and deserve to be punished. i would have made such a good nun bc i love routines and feeling like i was born evil

[imthat1boy]

I find it so funny that epilepsy warnings aren't that hard, however, somehow, people don't add them! Crazy, right? And it's not like they just forgot to add one or anything like that, they actually argue with people saying "just skip it" as though that's not what the point of a warning is! Crazy right? Absolutely HILARIOUS!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤪😜😋 SOOO FUNNY

/s

[eteledhasanaxe]

Thinking about someone who I used to be friends with that thought cp was okay if it was a drawing when I told him once that I was upset because someone had drawn NSFW of an underage character from a game I liked

(his name is redstoneruler avoid him on discord and Twitter and Reddit and everywhere else at all fucking costs. Fuck you, Red, for being so disgusting and making the friend group think it was okay that you were fucking flirting with me)

[astillnight]

personal lol

Frowing up. three separate friends have invited me to the killers concert in my city this dec but I'm broke af 👍