#'they should've fucked in that car'
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percytheboykisser · 4 months ago
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i strive to write something as gay as deadpool and wolverine one day
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awkwardrocker · 8 months ago
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I think my big issue with the Lance/Ricciardo crash during the Chinese GP is that Lance doubled down that it absolutely was not his fault. He fucked up. He didn't brake and launched Danny into the air. That's just the facts.
He ruined his race, Danny's race, Hulkenberg's race, and Piastri's race. And he can't be bothered to take responsibility. Accidents happen. But for goodness sake, you've gotta own up to it my dude.
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justaweirdonothingtoseehere · 8 months ago
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Funny Occurrence
So. My roommate and I were at a crepe place. They were in full Crowley cosplay and I was in an outfit that Muriel would probably wear to blend in with humans.
We start paying attention to the music.
Bohemian Rhapsody is playing. Haha silly
We continue chatting in character. We tune back in about five minutes later.
Bohemian Rhapsody. What the hell?
We get food and talk in character while eating. Ten minutes later we tune in and guess what's playing?
Bohemian Fucking Rhapsody.
WHO MIRACLED THE FUCKING JUKEBOX?
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umemiyan · 1 month ago
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i have taken to holding my stomach with my hand for support whenever i'm not lying down since it's still rather sore and whenever i become conscious of it it's so fucking embarrassing because i look pregnant bro 😭
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icedteaandoldlace · 11 months ago
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Pffft speak for yourself. I simply choose to hate his guts for all eternity, like a normal person. :)
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apatheticintrovert · 1 month ago
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Thinking about everything I've done wrong in my entire life, how's everyone else's night going?
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mer-se · 7 months ago
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it’s crazy how people don’t think their death will affect people around them even if you aren’t close to them, or even if they were just semi passing encounters like no, others feel it. my neighbor died and as I park my car and look up at her dark little house it makes me so sad - I wanna go inside and turn on the lights she always has on. People notice and will feel it even if you don’t believe it.
#and I feel so bad because I saw her a couple of days ago and she was trying to give me flowers but I was rushing back to work#they’ve been on her porch she said take some and I haven’t and ew I feel bad#she was always trying to give me flowers and stuff because knows I like em#she was a lot but had a lot of issues going on#she use to come over crying all the time I knew so much about her life#and she genuinely cared about all of us over here#been like 16 years#I use to walk and also be chased by her dog way back in the day#stood in between her and her husband in a fighting match#one time she slid a picture of an owl under my door and we were so fucking creeped out because what#turned out it was her and she gave it to me because I love animals and photography hahah#l'd hide from her but feel bad and end up listening haha#she’d give me birthday cards because I share a birthday with one of her daughters#definitely an end to a era#I feel bad for her daughter she was sitting in her car while medical examiners were in the house#a bunch of ominious black vans outside for a bit#I should've taken the flowers 😕#I felt crazy guilty afterwards to the point I kept mentioning it and now I’m wondering if my spooky bitch body knew something#it's me and I wouldn't be that surprised I am all knowing even if I don't know you know?#seems odd#anyways I was thinking of leaving something for her daughter but I’m not sure when#she wasn’t home today#I’m not surprised by that#the flowers are still on her steps and it makes me really 😖#anyways life is short and weird and sad and ppl care
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beyblaiddyd · 1 year ago
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My brother calling me to yell at me because my mom has apparently missed two car payments on His car that He left here without selling when He moved
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akantonelli · 8 months ago
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i don't feel good about lando winning
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bitegore · 1 year ago
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man one of these days i'm going to forget which things from high school were a big secret and i'm going to tell my dad about, like, hiding my friends' pocketknives in my bag and shit because they knew they were going to get in trouble and didnt want to be caught with it or something and he's going to freak out
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madqueenalanna · 23 days ago
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do any of my other mental ill girlies ever think "i wish i had a more productive mental illness" i can't even imagine being normal. i just wish i had a disease that made me funnier or more effective. i will never not have an eating disorder but the current flavor, the disorder du jour if you will, is the classic "binge/junkorexic" situation where i only eat food that has no nutritional value bc it's punishment for my horrible body. like if i ate a fruit and drank water, i might feel kind of good or have normal intestinal action, but if i only eat cheetos and mountain dew, my body will feel very sick and upset, and that's good and righteous bc i am evil and deserve to be punished. i would have made such a good nun bc i love routines and feeling like i was born evil
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imthat1boy · 2 months ago
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I find it so funny that epilepsy warnings aren't that hard, however, somehow, people don't add them! Crazy, right? And it's not like they just forgot to add one or anything like that, they actually argue with people saying "just skip it" as though that's not what the point of a warning is! Crazy right? Absolutely HILARIOUS!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤪😜😋 SOOO FUNNY
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eteledhasanaxe · 2 months ago
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Thinking about someone who I used to be friends with that thought cp was okay if it was a drawing when I told him once that I was upset because someone had drawn NSFW of an underage character from a game I liked
(his name is redstoneruler avoid him on discord and Twitter and Reddit and everywhere else at all fucking costs. Fuck you, Red, for being so disgusting and making the friend group think it was okay that you were fucking flirting with me)
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astillnight · 4 months ago
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personal lol
Frowing up. three separate friends have invited me to the killers concert in my city this dec but I'm broke af 👍
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bladeofthestars · 4 months ago
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#i hate september#it's like my body knows when the calendar ticks over#and it's time for my yearly moping#nine years this year#i just drove across town for fries and a milkshake partially just to keep driving longer#didn't finish them and feel like puking now#god it's been like a third of my life without him#i just wanna call him and talk to him#it's so crushing#if live to forty what will that feel like? half of my life without him? how much of him will i still remember?#even at fifty he would cry about his granny sometimes#but she died when he was thirty#he only made it to fifty-two#i wonder if sixty loomed at him#if the concept of half of a life without her scared him the way it scares me#i'm still so mad at him for not taking better care of himself#i should've had so much longer#and the worst part is? i totally get it#it costs so fucking much in this country to be seen for anything#i've personally put off checking up on worrying symptoms before because the times i have had them checked on it was nothing#and i owed a whole bunch of money after#currently sobbing in my car in the parking lot of my apartment complex at 3 am trying not to wake the neighbors#i have been trying so hard not just to find joy where i can#but to make my own joy because i found so little to be had#but here we are. here we are.#3 am. car. sobbing.#it's so tempting when i feel like this to get in the car and drive and drive and just keep going and never come back#i drive off into a sunset and transcend time and space
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gayestpiano · 7 months ago
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sick
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