#'my name is babe 😠🥺'

[blindmagdalena]

Do u think HL likes any petnames

as in petnames he likes to be called or ones he likes to use? either way, yes i do!

he has a tendency to use petnames in the show quite a lot. off the top of my head we have sweetheart, darling, babe, and we can't forget the deliciously derogatory 'my little guppy.' i've personally written him calling his s/o everything from buttercup to sweet cheeks lmao

he'd totally eat it up if an s/o used petnames for him. it's cute! it's endearing. it's what couples do. it's a sign of intimacy and familiarity. you know the kind of couples who think they're in trouble when the other uses their actual name? it would be like that with him.

gets to the point where if they call him anything other than 'babe' he's gonna think they're mad at him

[flowercrowngods]

hello i’m attempting something for steddie week too, but it'll be one large thing probably @steddie-week

day 01: pining

2 new messages

eddie The Problem munson: —steeb —esteban —stefano  —stevie —love of my life apple of my eye pls pls tell me i can call you  —i am very chill etc etc —no i’m not  —let me call youuuu  —😠🥺🙏

Steve snorts as he picks up his phone and reads Eddie’s messages that keep coming in his usual spam of consciousness, a giddy feeling spreading in his chest as he snorts and goes to answer. 

— Call me then, coward 

Not a second later, his phone rings. Steve picks up immediately, even though he considers making Eddie wait; just to be difficult. Just to calm his racing heart that is always so lively around Eddie. 

“What,” he says, attempting to sound bored and annoyed — in vain, because even he can hear the smile on his face. Traitor, he thinks to himself. 

“Steve,” Eddie sing-songs, drawing out Steve’s name like he does every time he’s happy. “Steve, Steve, Stevie.” 

“Ed, Ed, Eddie,” he sings back, relaxing into his couch and shutting the laptop. Lesson planning can wait, he decides, shuffling all the loose pages into the text book and placing his laptop on the pile, trusting that physics won’t betray him. “What’s got you so happy, hm?” 

“Why do you think I’m happy?” Damn idiot has a smile on his face as he asks that, Steve can hear it. It makes his own grin widen and he huffs into the phone. 

“I literally know you, babe.” 

Babe. His heart flutters every time he says it — and he tries not to, because it’s meaningless, it’ll never happen. But Eddie picks it back up every time, and Steve is weak. God, he is so, so weak. 

On the other end, Eddie hums and Steve basks in the sound for a moment. It’s always so contagious, Eddie’s happiness, and he wants to soak it all up. Wants to be the reason for it. Wants, wants, wants. 

“You do,” Eddie says, his voice so light and fond it makes Steve’s whole body tingle. And his heart flutter. And it fills him with such happiness that he feels like he could take on the entire world right now, just with the way Eddie’s voice went all soft on him. 

God, he’s hopeless. So, so hopeless. But he’s also weak. An addict, leeching off Eddie’s attention, getting a kick out of the smallest dose, and absolutely certain he couldn’t survive if it were taken from him. He needs it. Even if it kills him a little bit, because— 

“She said yes.” 

Steve blinks. “Huh?” 

“Chrissy. She said— She said yes, Stevie. We’re getting married.” 

He says it and he sounds so happy. So, so happy. And Steve is the world’s worst best friend for the way he freezes, the way he almost drops his phone if it weren’t for the vice grip he has on it, frozen in time and space because his heart has stopped beating. It has stopped, surely, because no beating heart can hurt this much. No beating heart can crack open and still work the way it used to three, five, seven seconds ago. 

Eddie, bless his entire soul, laughs to fill the silence, and it’s the happiest sound. A boyish one, like there is no pain in the world and not a worry on his mind. A bit hysterical, too. Like he can’t believe it himself yet. Like this is the best day of his life and saying it again has reminded him of it. At least that’s what Steve imagines it feels like when someone wants to be married to you. He wouldn’t know, of course, as the only person he would ever ask is already engaged to someone else. Apparently. 

Eddie is engaged. 

Engaged and laughing and so, so happy. 

And Steve feels nauseous. Dizzy. Breathless. His eyes begin to sting and the hand that’s holding his phone begins to tremble, his grip so tight it hurts. 

Steve feels… too much. His hands tremble and he tries hard not to cry. 

“You’re getting married.” 

“We’re getting married.” 

They’re getting married. 

Fuck. 

Someone has to tell Robin. Because in true Platonic Soulmate manner, Steve and Robin fell in love with the two people who are in love with each other. Like the chaotic mess they are. 

“Sorry I didn’t tell you about it sooner,” Eddie continues, a bit more sober now. Sounding genuine and sufficiently awkward about it, in true Eddie-manner. Like the big old softie he secretly is. “I would have, but…” 

But I know you’re in love with me and didn’t want to burden you with the love I carry for someone who isn’t you, Steve’s brain auto-fills helpfully. But you keep flirting with me and there was never room for someone else when I was with you. 

But, but, but— 

He swallows and drags in a deep breath past the pain in his throat where all the words he can never say are forming a massive lump. 

“Hey man, don’t worry about that, we all know I suck at keeping secrets,” he offers. And it’s a lie, because he has kept this one thing secret for years and years. This one thing, this huge and all-encompassing thing that he can feel in the tips of his fingers when he is texting Eddie, and on his tongue when they are talking, and in his heart even when he is sleeping. 

This one thing, this one secret, is his never-ending love for Eddie. 

And he will add another one to that, a lovely little friend for it. To keep it company. That other secret, of course, will be the way his heart has shattered into a million little pieces and will remain that way until he can’t even look at Eddie anymore. And even then will he look at Eddie and smile at him, and Eddie will smile back and the pain will flare up again.

Again and again and again, for the rest of their lives. Possibly even beyond that. 

“You do suck at that,” Eddie chuckles, though it is quieter this time, almost private. Fond. Gentle. Always, always like that. It used to mean something once. And if Steve closes his eyes, he can imagine that Eddie smiles his secret smile, the one Steve has only seen directed at himself. It almost breaks him. 

Eddie’s I have known you for a whole eternity and love you beyond words, silly, but you also make my life so much harder-smile. That’s what he has dubbed it because that is what Eddie had said the first time he smiled like that when Steve was drunk off his ass. 

But. But, but, but— 

It’s no use to think of that now, to reminisce and imagine what might have been if… Well. If Steve weren’t Steve. 

And that sure is a dark path he doesn’t want to trudge now, not in the face of the even darker path of Eddie getting married that he sure as hell will have to walk down for the rest of his life. 

He sighs and tries to think of something to say. Something good. Something that is not Please don’t marry Chrissy. Please don’t take yourself away from me. Please. Please don’t get married to anyone who isn’t me. Please open your eyes and see me, please listen to me, please understand what I say when I say I love you. Please.  

He kind of spaces out for the rest of the conversation, not really listening to Eddie’s words over the ringing in his ears and the pumping beat of his shattered heart. 

Eddie speaks softly to him, the undercurrent of happiness and contentment still in his voice, and it would give Steve life, it would be contagious, it would be so very precious if it didn’t also drive the knife of pain ever deeper into Steve’s entire soul, slicing him apart with no one around to put him back together again.  

Splitting him in half. One half that just wants Eddie to be happy, to sound like he does right now for ever and ever. And the other half, loathing that Eddie’s happiness is not inspired by him, not because of him, not in any sort of relation to him. 

It’s not fair. And Steve is torn. So he shuts himself off and lets Eddie ramble, tells him that he is tired after pulling an all-nighter again and wrangling the his difficult seventh graders that were particularly hard on him today when the other man asks him if he is all right. 

“Steve,” Eddie sighs, and a traitorous tear rolls down Steve’s cheek at the caring exasperation he hears there. “How often do I need to tell you that sleep is important? You’re gonna wear yourself out at this rate. And the kids just suck.”  

“I know,” he says, and sniffs, willing the tears to not fall. Not until Eddie has hung up on him. 

“Aww. That emotional, huh?” 

At that, Steve sobs out a laugh and gladly accepts the way out. “Well, excuse me, my bestest friend whom I love very much is getting married soon! Or, well, I hope it’s soon, nobody has time for all that suspense. Anyway, I am allowed to be emotional about this!” 

Eddie chuckles again and sighs gently. “Yes, you are. I’m glad you are. Thank you, Stevie.” 

Don’t thank me. Not for this. Not over this, please, don’t thank me. 

“Don’t thank me,” he says with a grin, and it hurts his cheeks from how forced it is. “Thank yourself for being brave enough to actually go through with the proposal! We both know you’re chicken shit.” 

Just like me, he thinks. Just like me. 

They laugh and it sounds hollow to Steve’s ears. He just wants the phone call to end, wants this to be over with. Wants them to not get married. Never, ever, in this life or the next. 

He wants… he wants Robin. No, he needs his best friend, his soulmate. He can’t cry alone, not about this. 

Eventually, Eddie hangs up, that smile still so audibly his lips, and that painful happiness still very clear in his voice. Steve wants to share it. But he can’t.

All he can do is stare at the phone in his trembling hand before he closes his eyes and lets himself cry, his head falling back against the couch until he slumps over to one side. He stares and he cries until he can’t anymore. 

Eddie. The love of his life. Is getting married. To Chrissy, the other, platonic love of his life, who is like a sister to him. Who, coincidentally, is the love of his real platonic soulmate’s life.

Fucking hell, the mess they find themselves in!

After a while of pitifully staring at the wall, all cried out and feeling thoroughly pathetic, he lifts his phone and speed-dials Robin. 

“Stevie?” 

He sniffs, and it must sound as awful as he feels, for her next words are, “I’ll be right there. Alcohol or ice cream?” 

“Both?” he whimpers after a moment, and Robin hums right back. 

“I’ve got you. I’ll be there in ten.” 

She hangs up before he can say anything more, and he is overcome with all the love he holds for her. 

As he waits for her to come over, he does not move from the awkwardly half curled-up position on his couch, the lesson plans for tomorrow forgotten completely. This is his life now. His Eddie-less life. His engaged-Eddie life. His loveless, hopeless, endlessly pitiful life. 

come back tomorrow for: bittersweet & angst | read here

[catindabag]

TBOSAS on Crack short take (41)

Casca: So tell me, my little delinquents, what did you learn about your Tributes in our very first meet & greet?

Livia: What meet & greet?

Casca: The one where you asked your Tributes about their personal life and experiences.

Festus: Personal life?

Lysistrata: Experiences?

Felix: When was that exactly-

Casca: What do you mean when?! We just held it yesterday!😠 I even gave each one of you a set of questionnaires for your Tributes to answer!

Coryo: That was a meet & greet?!

Casca: What did you think that was, Crassus Xanthos Snow?! A pool party?! A gossip festival?!

Coryo: It’s Coriolan-

Casca: Shut up, Crassus! Now tell me about your Tribute.

Coryo: But you just told me to shut up-

Casca: Just answer my stupid question, Cabbage Boy!

Coryo: Fine! Her name’s Lucy Gray Bird. . . Baird? I’m not really sure.

Casca: It’s Juicy Bae Beard.

Coryo: Sure. Whatever you say.

Casca: Whatever I say?🥹

Coryo: No.

Casca: Crassus, my love-

Coryo: But I do remember trading one of my boyfriend’s sandwiches for her to sing ✨Snow On The Beach✨ the other day.

Casca: And then?

Coryo: And then what?

Casca: What about her personal life?!

Coryo: She’s a forest hippie.

Festus: What’s a forest hippie?

Coryo: They’re the weird bird people who sing and live in a magical forest with the cheese fairies.

Festus: Really?

Coryo: The cabbage deities and a friendly lima bean elf told me.

Festus: Cool.

Clemensia: The cabbage deities?

Coryo: They never lie.

Clemensia: You need a therapist.

Coryo: I’m poor.

Casca: What about her family members?!

Coryo: They’re also forest hippies.

Lysistrata: And pole dancers!

Clemensia: Coal miners, Lizzie. Coal miners.

Lysistrata: No. Jessup told me that everyone in District 12 is either a forest hippie or a pole dancer.

Coryo: Lucy Gray’s both.

Lysistrata: And Jessup’s a pole dancer. A professional-

Clemensia: He’s clearly lying.

Coryo: No, he’s not. The rainbow bird told me the exact same thing.

Clemensia: You all need help.

Casca: What about the questionnaires I gave you?!

Coryo: Honestly, I don’t know. Maybe Lucky’s stupid bird ate them.

Urban: He ate mine too.

Coryo: And to be fair, Birdy wasted our time sh*t talking nonstop about her ex lover and his new annoying girlfriend who happens to be the Mayor’s daughter or whatever-

Casca: She was what?!

Coryo: I don’t really care. She’s a rainbow bird and I’m allergic to weird talking birds.

Urban: Same.

Casca: And what were you doing?

Coryo: Oh, me? I was just busy sh*t talking and bragging about how rich and extremely clingy my darling boyfriend is-

Casca: You were sh*t talking about me?!

Coryo: Ew. Not you.

Casca: Crassus, my love, how dare you! I’m the only one who truly loves you! How dare you-

Sejanus: *suddenly appears out of nowhere, glares at Highbottom, and hugs Coryo like his life depends on it* My darling gorgeous Coryo was sh*t talking about me! Not you!

Casca: But-

Sejanus: BUT ME!!

Casca:. . .

Sejanus: Right, Snow Babe?🥺

Coryo: Obviously.🙄

[shannara810]

Lukercy and their babies:

Percy: ok you guys have hold hands now ok?

Lulu: ok papa*😇👼*

Luke holding Nemos hand who keeps jumping in puddles

Luke: "Never been happier you're waterproof, Perce. And that the kids take after you 😁."

Percy: "Don't I know this 😏."

Nemo: "Ohhhh, Tata look! What's that?"

The kid let go of his father’s hand and bent down to observe something in a puddle of water nearby. A strange long black string moved slowly in wide circles. Suddenly it stopped: it rose on his willowy body to observe the young boy with its smart yellow eyes.

Nemo: "Hi! My name's Nemo Jackson-Milligan. What's yours?"

...

Nemo: "Really? I didn't know they existed! And they left you here? Baaaaadddddd!"

...

Nemo: "Do you want to come home with me? I'm sure Tata can smite them for you! He can make monsters too, you know?"

...

Nemo: "Okay 😁".

The long black string - close up, it looked more like a water snake - began to crawl towards Nemo, rolling up on the offered arm until it settled placid on the child’s shoulders.

Nemo: "Tata, Papàs!!! I made a friend!!! Can he live with us?"

Percy: "The fu... dge!!! 😳"

Luke: "Sure!"

Percy: "LUKE!!!"

Nemo: "His mama left him here, because he didn't want to kill some dude named Thoro? And he has been alone ever since! His name is Jur... Jor... I'm going to name him Juju 😁."

Percy: "Why do I feel like this is gonna bite us in the ass?" *facepalm* "You can't take home every animal you find, baby. They can be dangerous."

Luke: "It's a water snake, Percy. They're harmless 🤷. And every kid needs a pet sooner or later."

Percy: "Mmm. Never heard of Lord Voldemort, right Luke? 😑"

Lee: "Juju looks a lot like the giant snake from Uncle Raphi's book 🤔."

Percy: "Which giant snake, Lulu?"

Lee: "The one who hugs the world! 😁"

Percy: "WHAT?!"

Luke: "Jormungandr?"

Lee: "Yes!"

Luke: "Uhhh 😶".

Nemo: "You're sooooo smart, Tata! You can say Juju's whole name!"

Percy: "Did our son just find a fucking monster snake?!"

Luke: "Uhhh 😶."

Juju: "Greetingsssssss Lord Darknesssss and lady wife 🐍".

Percy: "I. AM. A. MAN!"

Luke: "That's not what you said last night, babe 😁. Greetings, mighty Jormungandr. I hope you understand how our hospitality is not for free. Should something happen to one of my boys, I won't hesitate to destroy you 😠."

Juju: "I will keep thisssss in mind, Lord Darknesssss. I've heard frightening and amazzzzzing thingssss about you and your nesssssst of young beassssstssss 🐍".

Luke: "Oh! You hear that, Perce? We have a street creed now 😁."

Nemo&Lee: "Can we keep him, Papàs pleaseeeeeee? 🥺"

Juju: "Yesssss, pleassssseeee 🐍."

Percy: "Luke, we don’t even know what a giant snake eats!"

Luke: "He can eat all those pests your uncle Zeus sends us every week 😉."

Percy: "Three against one is unfair 😑. Okay he can stay, but I won't clean his mess! Do you understand me, boys? 😑".

Nemo&Lee: "Yeah!!! 🎉"

Juju: "I will earn your ressssspect, Lady Percy 🐍".

Percy: "I AM A MAN!!!"

And again this drabble got out of hand, @darkcrowprincess 😅

[dawninlatin]

As usual, here are my thoughts and reactions while readingHouse of Flame and Shadow! It’s obviously full of spoilers, and if someone’s looking for really intelligent theories and comments, this is not the post for you🤡

• there are still five days left and 30 minutes ago i complained to my roomie how impossible it was to wait….then, as if she heard me, SJM herself posts the first chapter??😍 thank you mrs maas😭🙏

• lidia🥺

• thanks to fucking tiktok, reading the words «ruhn danaan, crown prince of the valbaran fae» will never be the same😔

• NOT THE PIERCINGS😭😭😭😭😭

• i’m seriously going through the five stages of grief over a few piercings😭😭

• is bryce in az’s torture chamber?👀🥵 gurl do you know how lucky you are-

• zaddy azriel🥵🔥

• THREE WORLDS MANAGED TO KICK THEM OUT?!?!?! IS THE THIRD WORLD THRONE OF GLASS?!?!?!?! WILL I FINALLY GET MORE MANORIAN?!?!😍😭🙏 future me, can i finally rest?🥹

• lmaooo amren isn’t a historian, she’s just really fucking old

• YASSSS GET NESTA RHYS😍😍😍

• They might be tortured, but at least Baxian has friends now😭😭

• this ruhn and lidia angst is everything😭😭

• so rhys has a bunch of pet crocodiles?? good to know😀🐊

• okay, i wasn’t gonna mention it, but now i simply have to….WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THESE NORWEGIAN NAMES??? first einar, then sigrid, and now FUCKING HILDE?? sarah i know these names sound exotic and fantasy-like to you, but to me, these are just your average middle-aged people, and it’s throwing me off💀

• A MIDDENGARD WYRM??? babes i haven’t seen you in ages🤩😍🫶

• LIDIAAAAAAAAA👏👏 i bet she’s gonna team up with the frat pack to save her mate ruhn🔥🔥

• i wanna read about lidia living with the frat pack in their….house so bad💀

• YAY RESCUE MISSION

• OMG i had forgotten how good bryce was at bullshitting people💀 this whole middengard wyrm plan is aelin level🔥🔥

• there is no way feyre, AS A HUMAN, killed that wyrm so easily in acotar🤡

• ruhnlidia is SERVING WITH ALL THIS ANGST😩😩

• «Trying to figure out what it does has been driving us all crazy.» NO BUT I NEED TO READ THIS SCENE😭😭 i just want cassian with a phone, is that too much to ask?🥲

• hunt imagining his and bryce’s future kids😭😭

• 😳😧😦🖐️🦴🩸

• THE FUCKING HARPY???

• but she was beheaded?!?!

• also pollux is actually worse than tamlin himself🤢

• RHYSAND’S SISTER??????? I NEED AN INHALER

• DUSK COURT CONFIRMED???

• FAE FROM ANOTHER WORLD??? PERHAPS ERILEA🤩

• more asteris😒

• YASSS NESTA SLAY THAT ASTERI

• bryce just left prythian? no cassian?🥺🥺

• ALSO DID SHE TAKE AZRIEL’S EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DAGGER WITH HER????? SHE CAN’T DO THAT

• he needs it to sleep🥺

• JESIBA JESIBA JESIBA JESIBA JESIBA

• mommy😍🥵

• LIDIA😍🤩😭🫶🙏🧎‍♀️👑

• what do you mean lidia isn’t coming with them?😀

• SHE BETTER NOT HAVE FUCKING DIED🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺

• i was supposed to go to sleep after this chapter😭😭

• NEVERMIND SHE’S ALIVE😅🙏🧎‍♀️

• hunt🤜🤛baxian

• them being bros is all i wanted from this book🥺

• #throwback to all the memes i made about it last time🤡

• bryce booping the autumn king’s nose with her sword just became my favorite moment of all time

• i’m sorry….WHAT??

• the woman was too stunned to speak

• 👁️👄👁️

• i knew she was MOMMY, but she’s also mommy?????

• «Bryce Quinlan, Queen of the Valbaran fae» *que music

• *holds lidia as i glare at the ocean queen😠* «hasn’t she been through enough????😭»

• HE CALLED HER SWEETHEART😍😭🫶🧎‍♀️🙏🥺👑😩

• rhys being referred to as «that night court dude»💀💀

• fae and stags?👀🤩

• tharion for once just use your fucking brain🫠

• finally some smut😩⚡️

• if i ever get my hands on that bitch-ass rigelus-🤬🪓💣🔪🔫🧱

• THEY JUST KILLED ALL THE HUMANS IN LUNATHION????

• i need ruhn and lidia to just fuck already😭😩

• and so does flynn and declan, apparently💀 thanks guys😌🤝

• not the autumn king again😒

• if flynn and declan getting kidnapped is what it’ll take for ruhn and lidia to get together, IT’S FUCKING WORTH IT😩🧎‍♀️

• WE WERE SO CLOSE😭😭😭😭

• them cuddling is almost as good tho😍🥰😭🌸🫶💕

• «I’m calling it now, the Star-Eater is Hunt’s father» - me, reading HOSAB in 2022

• I TOLD YA

• it feels great to be me😌

• okay i wasn’t entirely correct but CLOSE ENOUGH

• YASSSSS BRYCE GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GIRLBOSS THOSE FAE KING BASTARDS🙏🙏

• RUHN ILY😭

• i’m not crying i swear😭👑🌷🌈🏝️✨

• i laughed out loud at the fact that declan’s biggest priority was checking if they had internet now💀💀

• Hotel Horseshit💀💀 baxian you’re my fave🫶🫶🫶

• «please don’t fuck right next to us» i’m deAD

• I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THE WATERY BOWELS SARAH😭😭

• SYRINX😍😍😍😍😍

• Bryce and her mom😭🥺

• SO THE SHIFTERS WILL BASICALLY BECOME TRONE OF GLASS FAE???!🤩

• i’ll never tire of the prime coming to the rescue last minute🙏 hang in there old man✊

• SABINE YOU ARE ON THIN FUCKING ICE RN

• ithan🥹

• lidia in her girlfriend era😍💕✨🫶🥰💅

• OTTER😍🦦

• NESTA😭😭😭

• i just know ember is gonna yell at rhys😍

• i just read the ember&randall bonus chapter, and she did😍😍😍

• also I GOT TO SEE CASSIAN😍😍😍😍😍😍

• rare river queen W?

• NOT POLLUX🤺🤺🤺

• OMG THE UNDER-KING IS FROM ERILEA???????????????

• is he a skin-walker?👀

• WYRD???

• AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

• go hypaxia, slay him🔥

• 🍆💦👀😏

• i also miss your piercings, ruhn😔 gone but never forgotten✊🙏🕊️

• «…she was his and he was hers, and there was a word for it, but it eluded him.» THAT WORD IS MATE😍😭

• HE SAID «I LOVE YOU»

• screaming crying throwing up rn😍😭🥹🫶😩

• HE SHOT HER???????

• this level of angst is giving me life

• «She’s my mate, you fucker.» THE SCREAM I JUST SCRUMPT (sorry, roommates)

• 😍🥰😇🫶🔥🙏🥹😭😍😩🤩🥰🙏🔥😭🫶🫶✊🙏🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

• SARAH JANET MAAS I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KILL RUHN NOW-

• BRANNON?!?!?!?!?? FIRE MAGIC?!?!?!?!?!AKAJQKQKQJQKQKQLBDHFJFKEBEBJWJDVFJEJSVAVJSJAHSH

• DEAD. DECEASED. UNABLE TO FUNCTION.

• NO LIDIA DO NOT SACRIFICE YOURSELF-

• BRYCE?!😳😭

• shahar😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

• NONONONONONONONONONO

• SHE CAN’T BE DEAD, RIGHT?!?!

• i’m fucking crying, i swear😭😭😭😭

• THEY’RE ALL THERE😭😭😭

• NESTA AND CASSIAN😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

• ember quinlan not caring about how deadly rhys is whatsoever is the greatest thing i’ve ever read💀

• and azriel got his dagger back? he can finally sleep🥹

• yeah bryce, cassian is a fine piece of ass😏

• NESTA GOT TO SAY ALPHAHOLE😍😍😍😍😍

• ruhn getting a hug from one of his new stepkids😍😍

• nooooo ruhn moved out of the frat house? they grow up so fast🥺

• omg hunt getting a fine for fucking bryce so bad it caused several thunderstorms is EPIC

• PEGASUSES?!?😍😍😍😍😍😍

• i can’t believe it’s over….

• i’m…..empty

• i need more🥺

• BUT I’M SO HYPED FOR ACOTAR5🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

• i also have bonus chapters to read😏😏

• THE PIERCINGS ARE BACK🙏🧎‍♀️😭😍

• DID SJM FINALLY WRITE A WEDDING SCENE?!

• this has to be a first

• i am speechless

• 👁️👄👁️

• milly garkunos you queen🫶🧎‍♀️

• i need someone to draw lettuce-baby-hunt asap💀

[ruminate88]

When It’s Not Enough:

I’ve shared before how I grew up in a Christian home where “love” was the main topic. My parents both served in our church and did a LOT for people. It’s all I saw as a child but i misunderstood and misinterpreted it all. It made me into not just a people pleaser but someone who literally lets everyone into their circle and lets everyone mistreat me. 🥺💔

When I met Cody, oh everything he told me about himself was soooooo sad. I was already down on myself and had low self esteem plus had just written a suicide note. Cody seemed to somehow understand me better than anyone else. He talked me off the ledge and we bonded so deep. He called me “his queen” so obviously I think Cody can care about me and because I believe in “the power of love”, I think the lie that I can actually help Cody!!! I found out though that I can’t.

I didn’t learn my lesson and less than 6 months after Cody ghosted me, I met Andrew. Andrew was loveboming me day one. I barely knew his first name and he’s proposing to me daily for weeks… 🥴🤪 hah it was so uncomfortable and crazy but he was flirting sooooo hard with me and making me feel somewhat special. I wasn’t even sure if I was attracted to Andrew. He lived on a farm with like 500 cows and that made me freaked out becuase I’m a suburban girl. I’m not an outdoorsy/animal lover. Whenever Andrew and I faced timed for the 1st time though, wow….. oh wow…. His eyes were sparkling and we didn’t have everything in common but there was all this chemistry to the point I wanted to jump through the phone. I never crushed so bad on anyone in my life…. lol

Andrew was breadcrumbing though. 😝😝😝 he wasn’t asking me out and had long stopped proposing to me. It was weird. So much fog and confusion. A whole summer we “flirted” and he would Snapchat me selfies but call me cutie and act shy. If I sent him selfies back, he would act all red in his face and treat me like “oh gosh” type behavior different from when I 1st met him. I should’ve known something was off but I just didn’t understand it. At the end of summer, he starts his sophomore year of college and still hasn’t asked me out. I’m frustrated and so I ask him out instead!!! He says YES that he was “shy” and waiting on me to say something…. Weird. He wasn’t shy when we 1st met. 🤨 or even when we FaceTimed, he was so flirting hardcore and saying to me, “oh you’re really cute” ugggggggh but now we’re “in this relationship” but it didn’t really feel different.

ok fast forward to Christmas Day and he had me in isolation alllllllll day until late at night. It’s like 10/11 when he FINALLY text me “merry Christmas babe” like… where you been all day????? He defends himself and says he was with his family all day but I told him I was sad he didn’t message me good morning cuz he normally did on any other regular day (he always made a holiday sad for me)

but Christmas night, is when he started saying to me, “why are you with me when you can do so much better than me….” 😟 And said “I’m not worthy of your love”. Ugh. I thought for sure he was breaking up with me and he had me crying all upset 😠 he can’t handle when I’m upset, it makes him freak out. My feelings terrify him every time so he flipped out and asked me not to cry that he wasn’t breaking up, just that he didn’t understand what I saw in him and thought I deserved better… why couldn’t he just treat me better???? But he can’t… cuz he is who he is.

after Christmas, when new years came, wow… Andrew was yet a different person again. He’s soooo cute and all over me. Was like Christmas never happened and now Andrew love bombs me the whole month of January. He was snap chatting me 24/7 and just being soooooo romantic constantly sending me selfies of himself giving me a kissy face and winking at me, saying he wishes I was beside him, how much he cares about me and wants me. I felt beyond close to him and totally blew Christmas off. Didn’t even know what it all meant. I was confused though. Of course when Valentine’s Day came though, once again, he’s weird. Acting all funny with me and distant. I tried to make that day romantic and special but I realized there was something “off”. It sucked so much. I tried to ignore it and be normal with him. I gave it my best!

When Andrew started to pull away from me, I grappled on to him. I begged him to love me back and stay with me. I worked so hard to please him and was on egg shells worried about everything I say to him and would take forever just to send him a selfie becuase it had to “perfect” for him. I worried about being beautiful enough for him because he would always say the words “wow you look so good” BUT the way he acted so funny and distant outside of that, concerned me. I KNEW there were other girls involved but I didn’t wanna fully accept it cuz it sucked how I loved him…

I eventually learned that nothing I did or said could change the outcome. I started to get so nervous and depressed because the heartbreak was coming fast. Especially when his final exams came, he was A MONSTER! Daily texting me in all caps yelling at me how hard exams are, how much “studying” he has to do and how “I’m making it worse on him”. 😭😭 I would say to him “I’m trying to help! I am sorry you’re so stressed you know I would take it away if I could” but that didn’t stop him from still being a jerk to me. Yet he wouldn’t break up with me and he would always say he wanted me there but scream how much stress he had too. I couidnt make the situation better. I just couldn’t be enough. 💔

See, sometimes certain people are so insecure and in the dark, they need so much love like it’s unreal how dark it is for them and how much they need. You just can’t give them enough. I was making myself miserable trying to be everything Andrew needed. 24/7 I was a wreck over him. Pouring out my undying love and commitment to him when he has all these other girls he’s texting, yet he’s making me feel responsible for his school exams and acting like it’s my fault if he fails…. Truthfully, he was just feeling unworthy in general and projecting that onto me becuase I was an easy person to dump stress on. I carried his stress and tried to be his rescue and advocate. I only looked at him and thought I was soooo in love with him. I wanted to be his wife so bad. I dreamt nightly of what our baby was going to look like and I had the name picked out. I was just not in realty at all. I just didn’t know or understand emotional abuse. Had no idea I was on egg shells but knew I was a mess over him.

I didn’t realize until years later that he needs more love than I could ever give him and he’s controlling because there’s obvious issues that I can’t fix or help. It’s his problem and I hope he gets better ❤️‍🩹🙏🏻 I want the best for him even though he hurt me so much over and over. The constant screaming through text how I’m making it all worse… 😭😭 Dude, I was giving you everything I had. I would’ve given him more if I had it. I truly wanted him to succeed and to have his dreams. He can’t deny that but he tried to downplay all of it. Brush it all under the rug and pretend it was nothing. So sad… Andrew, you don’t owe me anything but you truly made me feel like scum on your shoe. Not sure if you intentionally did that or not but it happened and we can’t change it. I’m daily working through it all so I can finally get over you. It’s been so hard to let it all go 🥺❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[chloeworships]

😡😠

I also heard the name BRANDY.

I’m so sorry babe 🥺💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

Now I have a thing for yellow diamonds 💛 Shoutout to all the jewellers 💎 Jewelry for me is not about showcasing wealth. Jewelry for me tells a story and it’s a reminder of a moment in time. Hence my love for antique jewelry.

Please Google the London Blue Topaz, it is STUNNING 🤩 I couldn’t add it here.

Ps. Some of you are artists and creatives 🧑‍🎨🎶🎤🎨 and some of you are quite vocal and someone didn’t like that about you. Welp someone is surely going to die for this.

To add fuel to the fire I listened to this song by Taylor Swift and I cried for you all 😓😭😢🥺

[chal-latte]

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h.a - this morning in her sweet home, Miss L/N sent me a picture of her wearing the hoodie that @tchalamet and i designed to aid @afghanistanlibre . blessings to you my sister. H.

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fanpage54 she looks so fresh 😍

y/i/n all my love brother🌹✨💐✨

↪️ h.a SISTER❤️🌹✨

fanpage99 we love to see a supportive gf!!!

fanpage10 just bought my hoodie!

*Liked by @h.a and @y/i/n

tchalamet 👼🖤

↪️ y/i/n jtm❤️

fanpage92 shes truly something! keep doing your good work, beautiful!

fanpage55 THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT Y/N IT MEANS A LOT TO ME AND MY COUNTRY❤️❤️❤️

faridakhelfa beauty ❤️

fanpage90 AW🥺LOOK AT HER🥺i wanna run my hair through her soft and fluffy hair

iblamejordan i wanna have one of these

fanpage20 y/n the model influencer sometimes singer and horse rider painter dancer surfer timothee’s gf what else give her all the credit

fanpage82 thank you for your support y/n 💚🖤🤍

y/i/n tagged @tchalamet in a story!

y/i/n nature time then back to work

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jamie_grooming lovely timothee and sweet y/n in @prada and @cartier + team @ungano_agriodimas @brianswardstrom and me ❤️

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y/i/n i love you jamie!! <333

*Liked by @jamie_grooming

fanpage50 its them😭😭 pls tell y/n i love her

↪️ y/i/n hi! ❤️

↪️ fanpage50 OMG NO WAY SHE NOTICED ME HIII QUEEENNNNN😭😭😭😭😭IM CRYING

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fanpage38 PRADA BABYYYY AS THEY SHOULD

fanpage28 the gifts that always giving

tchalamet always a pleasure🌹

↪️ jamie_grooming working with you plus y/n feels like im in a children’s playground😂

↪️ tchalamet giving the credit to @y/i/n

↪️ y/i/n @tchalamet what NO?! YOURE the trouble maker tim😠😠 but @jamie_grooming you loveee to see it we’re your favorite kids jamie admit it😏

↪️ jamie_grooming oh hush you kids @tchalamet @y/i/n

prada 🖤

fanpage20 JAMIE WITH THE CONTENTTTT

fanpage10 theyre the most perfect 🥺🥺🥺

fanpage28 suddenly my name is prada and cartier🧍‍♀️

tchalamet

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tchalamet island girl i love you

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y/i/n timothee and the peach reunite?

↪️ tchalamet babe..

fanpage49 NOT PEACH😭😭😭😭

fanpage81 its giving 🥥🍹🍍🏝🌺🦩🥭🦜

jimmyfallon anyone notice that👀

↪️ y/i/n I DO🤣

↪️ jimmyfallon @y/i/n we have discuss about it this week

↪️ tchalamet @jimmyfallon 🤫

↪️ y/i/n prepare ur ben & jerrys guys👀😜

fanpage99 ISLAND GIRL😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

fanpage29 TIMMY I WANNA BE UR ISLAND GIRLLLLL

fanpage40 TIMOTHEE WILL BE JOINING Y/N IN THE LATE LATE SHOW???!!!!!!

fanpage22 BRB IM JUST- FRAMING THIS ON MY ROOM AND CRY

fanpage18 THEYRE SO IN LOVE😭😭😭😭😭😭

fanpage33 i will go home early to tune into their episode

fanpage50 LATE LATE SHOW TIMOTHEE AND Y/N LETS GO!

[fuwushiguro]

Hi bb, congrats on your job, you deserve it so much🥺🥺

For your event, what about game streamer shigaraki who gets frustrated because he lost a game and takes it out on his poor girlfriend by fucking her dumb🧎‍♀️

Notes: thank you so much snow 🥺🥺 but YESSSS I LOVE THIS OMG!! Although I've had another idea so I'm changing it a wee bit hehe, sorry I hope you still like it!

Warnings: Dubcon, Blowjob, (I think this counts as exhibitionism)

streamer!Shigaraki x f!Reader

Every Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday between 7pm and 9pm you are banned from leaving the house. You are the ony who wanted a fucking puppy so you have to deal with the responsibilities. Shigaraki makes you sit in the bedroom for those two hours with the puppy while he does his Twitch streams.

You could have sworn you closed the door after yourself when you went for a quick trip to the toilet. But your stomach dropped as you peed and you heard yapping and scampering across the wooden floor. The mischevious pup was heading right for Shigaraki.

He was mid game when he heard the sound of sweet little barks in the distance hurrying towards him. He died in the middle of his game which lead to a ton of comments about what a crappy player he was. He picked up the puppy when he felt him chewing at the bottom of his jeans. The comments quickly turned from insults to coos when everyone saw a little wagging tail and an adorable pink tongue licking at your boyfriends nose.

violet_knight87: omg puppy!!!!

n1ck_the_n0rd: didn't know u had a dog??

hailhenry: is that a corgi? what's his name?

itsbethbaby: u look so cute with the puppy!! such a hottie 🥵

"He's my girlfriends puppy everyone relax... Babe! Get the dog!" he yelled to you. Your heart was pounding as you peed as quickly as you possibly could. You wiped in a hurry and washed your hands as fast as your body would allow.

The comments were all teasing him now. Claiming he's making up the fact he has a girlfriend. Someone like him couldn't possibly have a girlfriend. But he smirks, knowing they're all about to be proven dead wrong.

"I'm so sorry Tomura!" you spoke as you burst in to grab the puppy. The chat was in an uproar, not that Tomura was paying any attention as he handed the dog to you. "He's so sneaky, I could have sworn I shut the door." you told him.

"It's fine." he huffed. "Just put him back I've only got twenty minutes left. He alerted you. You turned to leave, but before you could he grabbed your wrist and started tapping on a spot of his cheek. You smiled, bending down to kiss him softly before you left.

n1ck_the_n0rd: how the fuck did u get a girl like that? 🔥🔥🔥

hailhenry: she's way out of ur league shig, did u brainwash her? LMAO

itsbethbaby: she isn't that hot wtf everyone... 😠

violet_knight87: anyone else missing the puppy? 😭

"Are you fucking kidding me? She pursued me you fuckers." he complained, very irritated by the insinuation that he wasn't good enough for you. "Babe? Get your ass in here." he demanded as he called for you down the hallway. You made sure to securely close the door behind you to keep the puppy at bay.

"Everything okay?" you wondered. He pulled you onto his lap and told you to say hello. You smiled widely and said hello to everyone watching.

"Tell them how much you love me princess, tell them you came onto me." he instructed. You felt your cheeks warm in embarrassment, but did as you were told.

"I love Tomura very much. I had a crush the minute I laid eyes on him and asked him out! Is that all?" you wondered. He read the comments, they were all still doubting your words. He was seething.

"Show them."

"Huh?"

"Get on your knees and show them how much you love me." he said with an entirely straight face. You searched his eyes looking for any inkling that he was joking. He couldn't possibly think this was a good idea. Surely he didn't expect you to humiliate yourself like this. "Now."

You dropped to your knees like it was second nature. You began undoing the button of his jeans and pulled the zip down. His length sprung free and smacked off his abs. He smirked as he read the comments while you began to beat him off. Things like this isn't really about to happen right? But yes, it was. He moved your hair to the side so they could all get a good look at your face.

"Stop staring at it, suck it already."

With that, you sunk your mouth onto his shaft, gobbling up each and every inch. Coos of 'good girl' and 'that's my little slut' rushed straight to your cunt.

He grinned as he noticed his viewer count dramatically increase each second. It must be true when people say sex sells. You sucked him off for the remainder of the stream. Your jaw was aching and you were desperate to shower away your shame. He pulled the webcam down to give everyone a first person view of what a good cockslut you were. He began pumping himself quickly. He squirted his release in and around your mouth.

"Swallow it." he told you. You did, sticking your tongue out for good measure. "Tell them how much you love my cock."

"I love your cock Tomura... s'fucking perfect. I love you Tomura."

He feels very fucking smug reading the chat now. Compliments of what a big cock he has, what a perfect slut he has, how he should invite you onto every stream.

"I'm ending this stream now, gonna fuck her brains out til she's crying. Bye cunts."

this is part of my ON THE JOB event

© 2021 fuwushiguro

[pandasized-crevice]

MY FRESH JUST WATCHED KINNPORSCHE EP12 THOUGHTS

porsche back on a motorcycle i LOVE TO SEE IT🥵

chay my baby:(:(🥺😭

CHAY NO WTF 😧

pol my beloved jester😚

hmm kinn didn't take anyone you say.......

ARM MY HUSBAND😍

code red?

PORSCHE COME ON MAN KINN ISNT CHEATING

DUDE WHAT HIS BUTTON IS A MICROPHONE?????!!!(arm ik thats your doing HE'S SO FUCKING COOL)

i love that arm is porsches accomplice in this

help about porsche?....WAIT WHAT 😀

mr spikes!!

pete my love☺️

don't expose vegas like this pete....

DENIED ACCESS

porsche:(:(

YALL MY HEART HURTING RN

and this godforsaken sad song playing in the fucking background STOP

pottery time with korn

AYO KORN JUST SPILLING THE CAR CRASH BEANS LIKE THAT?!

oh girl if its not one thing ITS ANOTHER WHEN WILL PORSCHE BE AT PEACE

pretty moon shoot🌕💜

NO MR SPIKES:( BRO IVE GROWN ATTACHED

lets escape pete come on babe

goddammit pete won't leave not when vegas looks like a sad miserable thing

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😫MR SPIKES😭😭😭

pretty lights in the captivity room🫶

A Y OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

if i had a nickle for eveytime a guy with a name starting with P surprise kisses a theerapanyakul🧐🤨, id have two nickles

anyway- AAAAAHHHHH WE GOING VEGASPETERS🚨😶🏃

omg the grip on the chains...

OMG BARE CHEEK GRABBING?SMOOCHING BITING😧

oh my god dude WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY

AND THE FEET ARE CHAINED?!?!

where are bible and builds awards?THEY ARE NEEDED ASAP🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🫅🫅

omg petes smile? BYE YALL

O H?! KINN AND CHAY INTERACTION TIME

royal farmhouse bread hey girl🥴

the couple is being sweet,it's chays time to flee🏃

yall better not do another bread kiss....

B R O KINN PLEASE

wait so they're living at porsches instead?

kinn is so sappy i love him

gotta give royal farmhouse her solo shot

TAY!!!!!!🥰🥰

yes tay & porsche friendship it's what we deserve

these fools bro💀

noodle product placement yuh

tay my love:( FUCK TIME BRO ALL MY HOMIES HATE TIME

its freaking jom and tem FUCKING BET ITS GONNA GET WEIRD

dammit its korn

THE DRIVER AYO👁

DANG WE CAN'T KILL HIM

MY PORSCHE DESERVES EVERYTHING IM CRYING TOO SHIT

TRAILER SCENE TRAILER SCENE BE MY BODYGUARD

the l i n e yall

BYE i'm sobbing don't look for me

kinn🕴🏻 🤨im waiting for you to say i love you to porsche 👁👁

kim looking mighty fine...😵‍💫..MIGHTY FINE

hair product placement nice

AH SHIT CHAYS GOING GOOD BOY GONE BAD

chay's friend super cute🫣

oh when porsche finds out he'll be p i s s e d

WEEWOO WEEWOO A PREDATOR WITH THE DRUGS🚨🚨

OH HEY KIM..……..well after that mark me down as scared AND horny

i'm with kinnewww bugs

you're both pretty lets get that straight

the worst bug of them all😠

SHIT MORE FUCKING QUESTIONS NO REST FOR PORSCHE

[onamitaro]

Nami as y/n’s girlfriend

hi hello, i wrote some head canon for nami as y/n’s girlfriend. hope yall like it whbsis

You’re the only person she would spend, almost, all her money on.

Fancy restaurants dates 🥺

Surprises you with random gifts.

Remembers all important dates. And if you forgot one, she gets upset.

Posts a lot of snapchat/instagram stories with/about you.

You’re her phone wallpaper.

Likes to paint nails with you, do face masks, skin care, hair and everything that includes self care.

Makes sure you eat and drink enough water.

Whenever you’re sad, she’s the first that comforts you.

Wants a lot of attention. If you don’t give it to her she acts grumpy all day.

Cuddles >>> s3x

S3x >>> video games

Sends you a lot of relatable memes about you, her, your relationship and your friends.

Tea parties with Usopp, Robin, Brook and Sanji 😩

Double/Triple dates with the Sauso, Frobin, Zolawlu, Sanlu, Zosan, Sanlaw, Usolu and literally every strawhats ships.

May start an actual poly relationship with the other sh (strawhats), but i’ll leave head canons about it for later.

Always on vacation every summer because she loves summer.

Expensive gifts on christmas and birthday :3

Breakfast dates 😠

Good morning and goodnight texts are essential.

“Love you 🧡”

Sleepovers uwjziwn

Very jealous tbh

Mental breakdowns on how gorgeous you are.

“IWBSOABSUWJOJA”

“DIQIBSUSJWISBXIXJWKW”

Gives you her phone without hesitation if asked.

“[Meme] this u?”

“This ain’t some wattpad bs 🙄✋🏻”

Uses 😂😍🤪😎🤩😏😠😱😰🤔🤭😪🤢 a lot but ironically, of course.

“PLEASEXOWNSUWJS 😭💀✋🏻”

“Nice ass”

You: 🧍🏻

“I don’t wanna speak to you anymore”

“Okay, fine”

You close the chat

Her after one minute: [Spams your phone]

After a fight she comes at your place to cuddle.

“🙄✌️”

Uses cute pet names for you like “darling”, “honey”, “babe” and all

But also “bro”, “dude”, “bitch”

Gossip 😗

Randomly enters your room and goes

“Zoro is a hoe”

Is the first to like your posts in any social media.

(Has the notifications on 💀)

Slides in your dms like

“Hey there hottie 😍 you single? 😏”

Dark humor jokes 😭

For uterus owners:

“I don’t want kids ew”

You: My period is late

“Omg are you pregnant? i’ll take care of our baby even tho they’ll own me money”

“Oh wait we’re queers”

“ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?”

Again you:🧍🏻

Alternative ending:

You: My period is late

“Yeetus the fetus”

Y’all made each other a playlist with songs that reminded yall of the other

“Do you like me?”

“Nami, im literally proposing”

“Ok, but do you?”

Matching outfitsss

Everywhere kisses

At least 8 hours of facetime ✋🏻

Someone random hits on you

“Ayo thats my bitch”

When she’s sad, she just come ups to you and hugs you without saying anything. The when she’s more comfortable she starts to talk about what happened.

Robin makes fun of you two making yall blush fufu ;)

Nojiko cant wait for you two to get married.

Hand h*lds 👉👈

Send you paragraphs on how much she loves you and how lucky she is to have you in her life at 3 am.

She has a folder in her gallery with only of pics of you/related to you.

“I want to cuddle 😠”

She gets a lot of butterflies whenever something involves you/with you.

Y’all both big simps 😪

Snaps you a lot

“Send nudes”

“Or just selfie”

“Or both”

Shopping dates.

She pays.

You pay.

Arguing on who pays.

At the end of the day yall pay for each other lol

“Wake up i want to eat breakfast in ft”

“Can we get a pet please? 🥺”

“No”

“Fuck you, y/n. I do what i want!”

She did get the pet.

That’s all for now 😭✌️

also take a doodle of nami and y/n

[khaleesiofalicante]

New chapter!!! 🥳

Here we go...

THE BEGINNING

My magic baby being a natural born model 🥰

“Listen,” Raphael says and he suddenly looks very uncomfortable. “If you want to, I don’t know, talk about your dreams or whatever-”

Raphael is 🥰

Friendships. There is nothing quite like it.

I agree 100% I wouldn't have survived this long without my friends!!

He can’t really go back to London. For one, he can’t afford it. He can talk to the scholarship people and ask for a favor.

Broke?? Why?? How??

He is not sure if Alec wants that too. What if Alec wants to go home to New York? It’s not like Magnus can go with him.

This looks like something that will make me cry in the future

Of course, he is going back. What was Magnus thinking? It’s Christmas for god’s sake!

No Alec, stay with your future husband 😭😭

Magnus pouts and falls back into bed. He reaches out with his hands to Alec. “Stay.”

STAY!!!

Shinyun Jung to Magnus Bane.

Subject: Are you coming back for Christmas?

“And when you are a kid, it’s easy to believe in god,” Alec points out. “You are kinda helpless and powerless. So, you want to believe in someone powerful. Someone you can trust and rely on. Someone who will watch over you. Someone you can hold accountable. You just want to believe in something bigger than yourself. It makes you feel safe. But then you slowly grow up and realize no one can keep you safe - not even God.”

I absolutely adored this part, is so real for me 🥺

“And this,” Alec says, taking Magnus’ hand and running it down his own body, shivering slightly at Magnus’ touch. “This doesn’t feel like sin. This feels like heaven.”

“Alexander,” Magnus chuckles. “You eloquent babe.”

😍🥰😍🥰

And that's why he is going to be the president no one with a beating heart can resist the eloquence 🤭

THE MIDDLE

“Uncle Raph! Uncle Raph!” Rafael beams, pulling at the man’s leather jacket. “Did you bring me that red jacket?”

This is the content we deserve!!!!

Max is just chaos personified, I love him so much 🤣🤣

Raphael opens the briefcase and takes out the designs. Magnus catches his breath.

“Goodness, Raphael. This is gorgeous!” Magnus takes hold of the design.

There are two suits. One in deep navy blue and the other in yellow gold.

“Just tell him how you feel,” Raphael says seriously. “God knows that man doesn’t handle it well when you keep secrets.”

What happened? What secrets? Is this about London?? Fuck Shinyun, I don't care if she was involved or not I just don't like her 😠

“When I get married, it will be a national holiday,” Max notes. “No one has to go to school.”

Now I want a Mavid wedding 😍😍

What do you want for it?? I only have cookies and good taste 😎

I also want to be in all the group chats 😌

Oh nooo... don't fight, just please talk, communicate, that's it!!

“Baby, I’ve been game since the day I met you,” Alec grins. 

Eloquent babe strikes again!!

THE END

The silver cross and his gold wedding ring, clinging next to each other.

Ouch 😭

So, Alec had taken off his wedding ring.

To Max,

There are only 07 pairs of these in the whole world. One of them is yours now.

Love,

Shinyun.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Fuck Shinyun!

Ok, who is this boy and why is he looking at David?? Look away, he's taken!

Lexi is an Icon, I feel blessed by sharing her name! 🤣🤣

Rafael being angry is actually cute 🤭

"I saw what you did."

Oh oh... I get it, and he is right but also poor Alec 😭😭

Except for that one time.

What time? When? What happened?

Isaac, buddy. This ain't your story. Keep moving.

Yeah... move along!!

Thank youuuu... this story just keeps getting better and better, you are a fantastic writer ❤❤

I LOVE YOUR REACTIONS SO MUCH OMG PLEASE I CRI.

Also - Magnus is not broke. He is just poor lol. He doesn't have a job and he grew up in an orphanage and he is living in another country. So, like, yeah.

Also all secrets will eventually get out ;)

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TBOSAS on Crack short take (28)

*The Capitol Zoo Fiasco* Read [this] & [this] first.

Reaper: *is extremely annoyed* Are we there yet?

Drunk!Sejanus: *starts singing* 🎶We’re going to zoo in our favorite rocket ship🎶

Drunk!Coryo: 🎶Zooming through the sky🎶

Drunk!Lysistrata: 🎶Little Einstein!🎶

Drunk!Festus: 🎶Climb aboard! Get ready to explore!🎶

Drunk!Coryo: 🎶There’s so much to find🎶

Lucy Gray: 🎶Little Einstein!🎶

Jessup: Lucy Gray, what are you doing?! You can’t just join them! They’re Capitol!

Lucy Gray: Oh, Jessup, don’t be shy now.

Reaper: Are we there yet?!

Drunk!Lysistrata: 🎶We’re going on a mission🎶

Drunk!Sejanus: 🎶Start the countdown🎶

Drunk!Festus: 🎶5, 4, 3, 2, 1-

Peacekeeper: *aggressively opens the door* Will you kids f*ckin’ shut up?!

Drunk!Coryo: Never! We haven’t sung the best part-

Peacekeeper: We’re already here! Everyone get out!

Drunk!Coryo: BOO. HOO. You can’t just order us around, officer. We have President Ravinstill on our side!

Drunk!Sejanus: Yeah! What my Snow Angel said!

Peacekeeper: THAT. IS. IT! You’re all going down the chute with the Tributes!

Drunk!Festus: Wait! I’m afraid of falling!😭

The Tributes: Well, sh*t!

Everyone: *slides down the chute*

Drunk!Coryo: My poor gorgeous back!

Marcus: Who kicked me?!😠🔪

Drunk!Sejanus: Someone get their thigh out of my face!

Treech: My beautiful thigh!

Drunk!Lysistrata: My elegant elbows!

Mizzen: Get your stupid hand off my face, Pablo!

Panlo: It’s Panlo!

Drunk!Festus: Someone’s kicking my head!

Teslee: Who is squeezing my foot?!

Reaper: Stop crushing my ribs, Dill!

Tanner: Stop touching my ass, Brandy!

Brandy: I swear that ain’t me!

Coral: Whoops! That was actually me. Sorry!

Jessup: Can you guys just get off already?! There’s a camera crew filming us right now!

Drunk!Coryo: Really?! Hi, Tigris! Hi, Grandma’am! I’m on TV!

Drunk!Sejanus: *follows Coryo* Hi, Ma! I’m alive and well!

Lucy Gray: Jessup, look at me! Is my hair alright? Do I look pretty for the cameras?

Jessup: I’m not qualified enough to make that judgment.

Coral: We all look like sh*t, 12.🙄

Drunk!Coryo: Nope. That’s false information. I always look fabulous~!💅

Drunk!Sejanus: Yup! Those lips are pretty as always, gorgeous!😘

Drunk!Coryo: Oh, thanks, love!

Drunk!Sejanus: No problem, Babe.

Mizzen: Go get a room or kiss already!

Drunk!Lysistrata: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss-

Lepidus: You kids are from The Academy, right?

Drunk!Lysistrata: *tries to cover her face from the camera* Who are you?! Why are you asking?! Are you here for my drugs- I mean, vitamins?!

Lepidus: What?! No! I’m-

Drunk!Festus: We ain’t telling you nothing! I ain’t no snitch nor criminal!

Lepidus: Calm down, kid. I’m Lepidus Malmsey.

Treech: Lepidus who?

Lepidus: A reporter for Capitol News!

Drunk!Coryo: Capitol News?! Are we in jail?

Drunk!Sejanus: Why are those people staring at us?

Drunk!Festus: Am I in trouble?

Drunk!Lysistrata: I never smuggled anything illegal, officer! I swear it on my father’s stethoscopes!

Lepidus: To be fair, you four are not even allowed to be here in the first place.

Drunk!Festus: That’s a lie! Felix Ravinstill never said we can’t!

Drunk!Coryo: So here we are.

Drunk!Lysistrata: Of course, all in the name of research!

Drunk!Festus: Yup! Good ol’ academic research for Dean Casca Highbottom!

Drunk!Sejanus: My good old friend, Marcus from District 2 even invited us here!

Lepidus: So Marcus invited you to fetch him and the other Tributes at the train station for research?

Drunk!Sejanus: That’s right!

Marcus: What?! Why would I- They’re clearly lying to you!

Drunk!Coryo: Nope. Our research is very important!😉

Marcus: They’re all delusional!

Drunk!Sejanus: Marcus, that’s so mean!🥺

Marcus: And they were drunk too!

Coral: Unfortunately, they still are.😒

Drunk!Festus: No, I’m not.

Lepidus: Seems like you are, kid. But Marcus-

Marcus: I swear I never met them in my entire life!

Lepidus: So why does the Plinth boy know your name?

Marcus: Who said I was Marcus?! I’m not Marcus!

Reaper: Whatever you say, Marcus.

Lucy Gray: Oh, don’t be too harsh on our Mentors! They even gave each one of us gift baskets and ham sandwiches!

Mizzen: The cookies were delicious too. 10 out of 10! I’m willing to eat again!

Brandy: Same.

Lepidus: That’s so thoughtful of them-

Peacekeeper: Oi! Oi! Show’s over! We were ordered to bring the four of them back to school.

Drunk!Coryo: No fair! We haven’t even greeted the crowd yet!

Drunk!lysistrata: Hello, kids!

Peacekeeper: Nope. Not today.

Drunk!Festus: But the crowd is waiting for Festus Creed!

Peacekeeper: *turns to his partner* Bring the handcuffs! They’re being ridiculous and rebellious!

Drunk!Festus: I can’t believe you just said that!

Drunk!Lysistrata: The audacity!

Peacekeeper: I’m an officer. Your argument is invalid.

Drunk!Sejanus: Are we still on TV?

Lepidus: Yeah. Unfortunately, the cameras are still rolling.

Drunk!Sejanus: I think I’m gonna be sick.

Drunk!Coryo: I think I’m gonna puke.

Drunk!Festus: Me too.

Drunk!Lysistrata: Does anybody have water?

Peacekeeper: What?! No! Not here! Not in front of Panem!

Lepidus: Think about your school’s reputation!

The Tributes: Oh, it’s happening!😱

Coral: Yup. It’s totally happening.

Jessup: Not in front of my stale bread!

Lucy Gray: Everybody, scatter!

*Meanwhile, at The Academy*

Felix: *sighs and turns off the TV* Well, I think we should just practice singing ✨Gem of Panem✨ before we meet our Tributes.

Iphigenia: Why? What’s the occasion?

Vipsania: Are we gonna attend another funeral?

Arachne: Maybe a wedding?

Felix: Nope. Not even close.

Apollo: So why do we have to sing-

Felix: Our reputation as esteemed Mentors is officially dead.

Androcles: Yup! Dead on arrival.

Pup: I don’t get it.

Felix: We literally saw it dying on live television just now.

Hilarius: So when’s the rehearsal?

Livia: Oh, shut up, Hilari.

[gumilac]

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