#'SHUT UP SHE IS MY GF!'

[dreamieparadise]

EMERGENCY ‼️‼️‼️‼️ THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️ How well do you think your character would fare in a zombie apocalypse, on a scale of "zombie lunch" to "zombie apocalypse mastermind"? What would be the most epic zombie-killing weapon they could find in a nearby hardware store? A pitchfork? A lumberjack's chainsaw? Would they rather become a zombie and join the horde or take their chances as a human survivor?

you can choose any character to answer!

I took a while but I'm here with ART! Anyway it's so funny you sent this because over the years @mimiruku and I had talked about this a lot.

In a Zombie Apocalypse, Momina would turn into a zombie...without being bitten! Her immune system is so bad that she just somehow turns into one despite it not being airborne....

But despite that, Momina's will remains strong, and thus, she will continue to protect her loved ones!! Miruku made sure to get a leash for Momina... They're so Nezuko and Tanjiro coded, so I put them in their outfits.

Takeshi taking a photo of them by the river in the cosplay they took from the mall. [They're good kids so they left money on the counter!]

Due to unexpected circumstances, the gang found out Momina is SUPER into malignant tumors. It has become her favourite meal. They found out because it turns out Miruku had one? He's fine! She ate it....he's fine!!!

Momina is still nurturing, so she keeps trying to give them malignant tumors and trash to eat. :) She attacks camps so she can give them supplies like blankets.

Tsuna is terrified of his friend and doesn't understand why everyone is so normal about it!?

Hayato has gotten courageous and keeps calling Momina his girlfriend despite not asking her out. Miruku and Takeshi make sure he knows that's weird as hell. "She can't consent because she's dead, you know?" Miruku reminds him. Hayato shouts at her to shut up because they'll totally find a vaccine to heal her, and then they can go on normal dates!!!

I could go on because this is now a Real AU, but I'll stop. Thank you, Melon!

So to answer properly: Momina is a Zombie who makes humans with cancerous tumors her lunch!

Momina's weapons are her teeth and super strength!!

[kitabearuwu]

I’m sick of the “Ben Pincus can only be gay he can’t like women at all” truthers arguing with me in my comment section like lord have mercy on me for daring to say a male character might like women and might actually have a gf after it being plainly stated in the actual canon of the show

[lordofthesillystraws]

18 hours of this guy. i can never get enough.

[hoshiina]

just spent a solid hour screaming on twitter because I'm about to lose best chigiri stan (BLLKTWT AWARDS I WAS NOT NOTIFIED OFF) when I literally carried chigiri nation through its darkest ages (2020 2021 2022) but perhaps it is time to move on considering I'm aging. perhaps it is hoshina soushirou arc for real

but just to live on my past glories for a little longer I will show you the silly medals I have collected across my years as a chigiri stan.

the first one in this row is actually so important i actually sent nomura (illustrator of blue lock) valentines day chocolates for chigiri one year and he got them. successfully. my most insane moment by far... also the last one on this row yes he is life sized. yes that is 177cm tall.

ALSO ALL MY LITTLR ONES. MY BELOVEDS

[autistic-katara]

she would not be a fucking top

[crushedsweets]

oh the desire . . . and longing . . . and the ache. . . .

[floofysmallbob]

just a rough little doodle of some cute sapphics

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

Noh-Varr and David Alleyne have worked a few missions with the Outlaws; not a lot, but enough that Noh apparently feels comfortable enough to ask for a favor.

He needs help breaking a friend out of prison. And Jason "Broke My Best Friend Out of Prison" Todd and Roy "Was Broken Out of Prison by My Best Friend" Harper are like, sure. But Artemis or Kory are noticing the hardcore bitchface David is giving him so they press a little harder on the who and the why. It's a long story, but it boils down to:

In their universe, there's a big discussion fight war over using knowledge of the future to prevent future crimes/apprehending the perpetrator even if they haven't committed a crime yet ("Why does this sound familiar?" Roy asks) and someone they know got captured and is in prison. The problem is this person is a baseline human in a prison intended for not baseline humans and guards who are used to dealing with non-baseline humans, and the odds of this person dying due to this fact are...pretty high.

That still leaves the who.

Well! Noh says. It's my super amazing rad (ex) girlfriend! She is awesome. And great. And cool. And amazing, has he said amazing?

-Wait what was the part before girlfriend?

It was rad

And David, in the spirit of not derailing the mission before it gets started says that it's their team leader (derogatory)

whatever, doesn't matter, Jason and Roy are ON it.

The thing is. Jason and Roy heard "baseline human" and stopped listening. So they break into the Raft and are prepared for a civilian, they are NOT prepared for someone to grab Roy's bow and say "come to mama" initiating a staredown between her and Roy because CLEARLY her boys told you to bring this bow FOR HER, right???

Roy is staring at her over his bow (MA'AM ITS HIS) when she swings him around (how????) pulls an arrow from his quiver, and fires it at a guard who was coming in behind them while Roy is still holding the bow. And he has a Cecil-meeting-Carlos moment

"Her aim is perfect, and we all hate, and despair, and love that perfect aim in equal measure..."

"She has teeth like a military cemetery, her aim is perfect, and she grinned, and everything about her was perfect, and I fell in love instantly"

Roy is experiencing a paradigm shift and Kate is just trying to escape prison!!!!!

(David takes one look at Roy and goes "Ah fuck we lost another one")

("Sorry, Noh, I think you made a tactical error there--"

Did he? DID he? Or is he about to be in a polyamorous relationship with two of the greatest marksmen in the universe???? What about THAT, Prodigy???)

[prismatica-the-strange]

Thinking about if Anakin fully killed Frei. Like... they "fight" and he runs her through with his lightsaber but instead of being immediately horrified by his actions he moves on to the younglings and the rest of the story goes on as canon.

Except!!! Darth is constantly haunted by her Force Ghost.

Everything he does is constantly critiqued and gets snarky remarks.

Just imagining him force choking some empire goon or officer and he hears Frei behind him go, "That'll show 'em. Killing off your staff one by one. Great job Ani."

And he just drops them with an annoyed sigh then turns to glare at her.

And after the og trilogy? When he's redeemed and they're reunited as force ghosts. Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. The first thing he does is kiss her cause even as a sith he couldn't help but miss and love her. And they spend eternity together in the afterlife.

[stefisdoingthings]

I’m on episode 6 of gungrave rn and i have 2 things to say. 1) Harry has to get a grip, 2) Brandon is the most bisexual man to ever exist

[raspberrybesitos]

can’t. stop. making. gifts. for. my. gf. 😣

i’m on project number 3 while 1 and 2 dry ����‍♀️

[answer2jeff]

people died from this photoshoot.

(it's me, i died. happily passed away when i first saw these. literally dead on the floor, can't breathe, she GAGGED everybody.)

[justaz]

im TIRED of reading fics with period typical homophobia 😭😭 i caint do it 😭😭😭 just let them be gay in peace 😭

[littlexdeaths]

reunited with my fur baby 🥺

[autistic-katara]

i love looking through the hurt/comfort tag on ao3 bcz i love everything on there.

mostly fluff with one moment of hurt? love it, didn’t know i needed it rn.

the heaviest dead dove uve read with capital T trauma and tons of screaming and crying? perfection. couldn’t ask for anything more. kicking my feet and giggling over this.

blorbo is depressed and copes in a similar way to u but gets found out? literally what i was looking for, amazing that i didn’t even have to filter more to find this. unironically helping my healthiest coping mechanism.

u just can’t go wrong with it

[stellerssong]

starting the new year off right with some werewolves being fucking unwell

@lucienne-thee-librarian @raspberryjellybrains pspspspspsps