#''yyyeeeaaahhh...''

[iam-emmet]

Uhhh... buddy? What are you seeing?

... What do you mean? Ingo! He's backkkk!!!!

[yet another photo. of nothing]

[bogdirt]

@indelible-waltz

Plains Spadefoot Toad (Spea bombifrons), family Scaphiopodidae, Saskatchewan, Canada

photograph by Cole Tomlinson

[whumpbump]

Inspired by @promptsforthestrugglingauthor

Prompt #2624

“You’re a failure.”

“Yeah. But I’m ok with that.”

Whumpee woke up for the first time without screaming in days. The sun filtered through onto Whumpee’s blanket and danced as the wind tickled the curtains. ‘Today will be a good day.’

Caretaker helped Whumpee get washed and dressed. They sat together in a calm silence as music played quietly in the background.

A knock shattered the peacefulness. “W-were you expecting someone?” Whumpee hated how their voice cracked in fear.

Caretaker, before answering the door, mentally prepared themself for whoever could be there while peering through the peephole. It was Whumpee’s Team Leader. Looking back at Whumpee in confusion, they opened the door so they could all see each other.

Team Leader shifted uncomfortably in their spot. “Uh. Hi. Caretaker. Whumpee. It’s been awhile. I would understand if you didn’t want to see me but there are some things I’d like to speak about today if possible.”

Whumpee nodded and waved Team Leader in.

“I’ll make tea.” Caretaker shuffled off to the kitchen quickly, clattering around as they grabbed mugs and the kettle.

“Whumpee, I know I haven’t seen you since your last mission, I’ve been kept so busy with retraining the team and paperwork that I just couldn’t make it to the hospital.”

“Um, I was in the hospital and then rehab for a total of 8 weeks.”

“Yyyeeeaaahhh,” Team Leader dragged out their answer, “I really wasn’t able to have any extra time and your screw up lost the Team any off-base privileges for a month.”

“Sorry - my screw up?”

Realizing what had just come out of their mouth, Team Leader shut their eyes and mentally cursed themself for letting it slip.

Sighing, they doubled down. “Yeah. Your screw up. If you didn’t get cold feet when I told you to run, you wouldn’t have been caught, you wouldn’t have been beaten in interrogation, we wouldn’t have had to waste time and resources on trying to find yo-“

“I escaped on my own. You wasted your time and resources for nothing.” Whumpee interrupted, losing patience with this impromptu meeting.

“Which we didn’t know. You failed to notify the Team or even the Organization that you’d escaped and didn’t need further assistance.”

Fuming, Whumpee spit through clenched teeth, “I needed help. I asked for extra training. Do you remember what you told me? Actually, let me remind you because I’ll never forget it. You said ‘If you need extra training, then you shouldn’t be on this team’ -“

“I was giving you tough love. You could’ve succeeded, y’know. If you would’ve just listened to me, you were on the track to promotion for First Officer.”

“Well that doesn’t matter anymore does it? I can only assume you came to take back my badge and key swipe, yes?”

“Yes.���

Whumpee groaned while standing, and crutched their way to the bedroom. Returning with the items needed, they dropped them on the table within reach of Team Leader.

Not ready to let go of antagonizing their former teammate, Team Leader pressed on. “So are you enjoying your cushy new lifestyle?”

“Yeah, actually, it’s much better than the one I had before.” Whumpee stared at Team Leader with a neutral expression, tired of the conversation and Team Leader’s lack of niceties, if lack meant never having any at all.

Flustered by Whumpee’s calm demeanor to what should have crushed them, Team Leader reached into their memories back to a counseling session in which Whumpee had divulged their biggest fear.

“You’re a failure.”

“Yeah. But I’m ok with that.”

Team Leader’s mouth opened and closed. That was Whumpee’s biggest hurdle. Their greatest motivator. Team Leader knew they could hold it over their head and get the results they wanted. This is not how their exit interview was supposed to turn out. They would not be made a fool by their subordinate.

Opening their mouth to speak, they were cut off by Whumpee.

“I know you thought I would be hurt by you saying that. I did too, but I’m not hurt. I’m relieved. I’m relieved that I don’t have to worry anymore about whether I’ll live or die at any given moment, that you have no power over me anymore, that Caretaker has my back. Like, actually has my back.”

“Well congratulations. I’ll be going.”

Team Leader picked up the badge and key swipe and shut the door behind them.

Entering the room, Caretaker brought basket of tea bags. “I have LOTS of flavors to choose from, wh-hey where’s Team Leader?”

“They couldn’t stay. They just came by to collect my badge and stuff.”

“Oh. Oh Whumpee, I’m so sorry. I know being on that Team meant a lot to you.”

“It was nothing but status and danger. I’m much happier here with you. And I’ll have Darjeeling, thanks.”

[transformersbrainrot]

YYYEEEAAAHHH BABYYY!!! ITS HERE!!!

[blacksupremacy86]

The Hypno Bachelor

Welcome to the bachelor! This is new dating show for a Hypnotist not traditionally what is demanded for but he is for this guys who are competing to be his Hypnotic subject for a year long battle.

I walk in to a spare room to find this hottie Luke Macfarlane laying on the bed with thus sexy smile on his face as I enter taking him in l while shutting the door behind me and flicking a switch. Suddenly! The ceiling wall slides open allowing a silver disco ball that is blowing up in a multitudes of color is hot burning up in to the area shooting laser left right and center. Two aim straight for both of his eyes hitting him dead on as he goes totally slack and his body falling in to a lack of function as he stares at me mindlessly ready to be reprogrammed for more then just fun.

“Oh! There you are Lawrence! I love nerdy types please don’t keep me waiting like this anymore and can we just get to the action please you are driving me craziness with all of this nerdiness.” He says to me when I am approaching him but ignore him instead as I bend over and pick up a remote control on the night table then point it at him as I click it and he freezes. “Sorry Henry boi! I do not need any of your lip at this momentous level of occasion because I am your new Master now, but simply to state I am about to truly rock your world and I crawl over the bed till I am on top of him and undoing his clothes also his lips with my lips.

“I am too tough for this Hypno shit.”

“You think so? Why are your buttons undone”

“Fuck! How did…”

“Sleep! “

“You ba-st-at-d”

“Mwahahahahaha “

“Release the strings”

“I transformed you earlier “

“You are a puppet”

“Push your shirt to the side “

“Feel yourself up”

“Take a dive “

“Don’t be afraid “

“Real good”

“Get in to the crevice “

“Why don’t shift your jeans “

“Feel your lower level “

“Your horny “

“Oh Lawrence!”

“Get off the couch

“Did you like the lollipop ?”

“It’s addictive “

“It’s my original flavor “

“How did you make it ?”

“Laced it with blood and pee?”

“What the fuck?”

“It’s mine”

“Why on earth?”

“You drank that up “

“Obsessed over it”

“Oh my God”

“My new favorite flavor “

“I know “

“Suck another “

“You are fucked up”

“Nah! I am going to the dark side”

“ Oh Master Lawrence! I’v been wearing this in hope you show off, my best shorts are so hot me. Don’t you think so! I do think you are cute in everything, please don’t be shy or bashful because no one can or would ever doubt you.” Andrew is all a glow smirks so brightly as he blows me a string of very powerful kisses, a warm embrace hugging me tightly in every way and I can feel my hand on every crevice. He digs his hands ma under my shirt lifting it over my head as he presses his lips on to my skin raging hot under my skin and he revels in the lust and the unburdening of his soul as he fell in to deep submission.

“I spotted you the moment you rocked up in to the villa Jamie since you have for some odd reason caught my attention off the foreseeable future and I want to ravish you right now. Stand up to attention look right ahead at the wall, remove your shirt, pants, and underwear let it drop to the floor and sit on the bed awaiting me for the longterm.” I tell Jamie he is a good lay while walking closer to his knees pat them and he wraps his arms on me and mine on his waist he smells my scent and it drives him wild so much he could jolt up the walls.

Golden boi! “

“Yes Sir!”

“Rise up “

“SNAP”

“POP”

“Mwahahahahaha “

“Strip”

“Leave your pants”

“Shake your booty”

“Do a dance?”

“Who is your God?”

“You are sir”

“Kneel”

“Crawl over here”

“Kiss my boots”

“What are you ?”

“A pussy “

“Who are you?”

“Your golden boy”

“GOOD BOY “

“YOU!”

“The show “

“Are you ready?”

“Lights”

“Camera “

“Action”

“Woooohhhh”

“Oooohhhh yyyeeeaaahhh!”

“Check this pussy out”

“Your fast”

“I know what I want “

“‘My fist in your ass”

“Mmmmm”

“That would be heaven”

“I am yours”

“Kneel”

“Suck me off “

“Good boi “

“The most marvelous taste in the world “

“It is fabulous “

The end

[stinkle-mcfuckwit]

we got heavy tf2 tummy now can we get some medic tf2 tummy 👀

very well...

[crusherthedoctor]

Which IDW characters had potential?

The obvious three are Tangle, Whisper, and Starline.

I've said it many times before, and I'll say it again: Tangle as an overeager newcomer who means well was a valid and endearing idea (the talk about her existing to be a "better" female character than the game females was unfortunate, but I don't hold that against the character herself since she doesn't act like a Strong Female Character compared to... others in this comic), it was the flanderization and over-focus on Whispangle shipping that let her down.

Ditto for Whisper on that last part, on top of having story potential had it not been for the writers' obsession to torture her emotionally at all times.

As for Starline, we know his deal by now: Simp Starline? Good, great, awesome, outstanding, amazing. Snively Starline? Game Over Yyyeeeaaahhh.

Then there's Lanolin and Surge/Kit. If Lanolin had to start off as a Sally reskin, they could have had her go in a different direction upon letting her develop from her initial bossy tendencies, instead of doubling down on them and making the writers' reluctance to move on from Archie more obvious than it already was.

With Surge and Kit... yes, Surge is my most hated character in the comic and franchise as a whole, and all Kit does is simp for Surge and delivered a reason-you-suck-speech to Sonic that falls completely flat cause it never goes anywhere like every other time someone disagrees with Sonic, and I still don't like how their concept is yet more Dragon Ball Z copypasting since their schtick is basically the Android Saga to a tee. AND their backstory is constantly used by fans to tout Starline as a darker and better villain than Eggman, which I obviously do not approve of. >:L

But with all that being said, I realise that some see potential in them, including some of my friends, so although I could never be arsed with them personally, I'd give them a hypothetical second chance in an alternate universe for those friends' sake if not my own.

The rest? Clutch has nothing going for him. Mimic has nothing going for him. Rough and Tumble have nothing going for them, and aren't even funny. Jewel is a weird one because she's admittedly never had much of a role in the comic aside from doing paperwork in the background, but I do think she has a cute design, so if there was a chance to do something more meaningful with her, well...

[return-to-twisted-wonderland]

🔆anon

(While everyone is leaving the school on book 4)

Azul, Jade, and Floyd have come to say goodbye to Dekker. Meanwhile Cater is saying goodbye to the other Heartslabyul members a bit away, but Riddle, Ace, and Deuce are having their own side discussion, leaving mainly Cater and Trey.

Dekker: Are you sure you will be fine staying?

Azul: Of course. We stayed last year as well.

Dekker: Yes, but it was so recent. Are you even healthy enough to be on your own?

Jade: I can assure you, Diamond, we are remaining with him. He will not be alone.

Floyd: Yeah. So stop talkin’ like we’re not here.

Dekker: I know! I know! But… *starts to blush ever so slightly* if something happens to Azul, I have to rework a lot of things…

Meanwhile Cater is talking with Trey.

Cater: I so, so wish we could stop by, but I have to make sure DekDek is all good at home. Ya know?

Trey: I totally understand. We can keep talking over phone and then fully catch up again while we’re back.

Cater: Yyyeeeaaahhh, but I wanna see your bakery. The ratings are totes amazing. You gotta bring me something when we’re back, got it? It would go absolutely viral.

Trey: *lets out a small chuckle* I can see if we have any highly recommended savory things.

Cater: Also, now that I think on it. *scans the room* Where’s Dek- *his eyes fall on Dekker and Cater sees Dekker blushing over Azul, causing his face to contort into a mix disgust and anger*

Trey: Ca-?

Cater: *immediately starts walking to Dekker, putting a hand on his shoulder the second he is in range* So, what’s going on over here? *glaring daggers at Azul*

Dekker: *jumps slightly* Cay, you scared me! Don’t jump me like that.

Cater: *goes back to his bubbly smile* Oh, so sorry, but we gotta go soon. Hope I wasn’t interrupting with your little friend here. Just wanted to collect my little brother. *messes with Dekker’s hair*

Dekker: Fine, fine. I’m coming.*turns back to Azul* I’ll see you later. When I’m back, we can- *starts getting tugged back to where Trey is by Cater* Cay!

(For as smart as Dekker is, he is just as much an idiot. He doesn’t know about Cater’s jealousy, Cater honest want to rekindle their bond, Azul’s crush, or even his own crush. He doesn’t get what’s going on here beyond ‘Cater is acting weird’. Probably thinks Cater is upset he’s taking too long tbh.)

Dekke got the "Head empty" problem, it's okay, we forgive him tho.

[moonlightalpha666]

HHIHIH srry if random but i was reading the story I LOVE THE ADDED of him acting as tho Williams innocent lil does torial know BUT THE CONSEPTS SO COOL (ive been in the undertale and FNAF community sinse lik forever its funny af :3) ALSO INFP pals

GIGGLES AND KICKS MY FEET AND JUMPS UP AND DOWN AND TWIRLS AROUND AND FLAPS MY HANDS AND-

Tysm for reading it!! :D I have multiple updates already in the works, so you're in for a real treat! X3

I think you'll like my other fics, too, so if you ever get around to reading them (which you totally should), lmk what you think!! >:3

ALSO YYYEEEAAAHHH INFP BUDDIES!! WOOHOO!!! >:D

[savashroom]

@solestealer

click this link and put in the tags who your assigned warrior cat is!

i got dovewing :D

[defendtothedeathgr63]

YYYEEEAAAHHH

YES! YES!!

[neiiiilol]

》* 。 • ˚ Ibuki Mioda* 。 • ˚《

Yyyeeeaaahhh

[damistrolls]

I guess it’s been a good thing that Zaya kinda drifts in and out of the area the way he does, y’all know that guys covered in silver right? Unsure of it’s true but I HEARD it’s no good for shifters

It’ll be news to that guy to learn y’all are werewolf clowns

"Yyyeeeaaahhh... But like... Xi's cool. And he knows we're not like... the types to be goin' around murdering and cannibalizing people. So it'll be fine. Probably.

And if not, well, it's three against one. It won't come to that though. Probably."

[darkdragon768]

NEVERMIND I CAN GET IT TODAY! IT DIDN'T GET DELIVERED TO MY LOCAL BOOK STORE BUT TO ANOTHER ONE NEAR ME

OMFG GUYS I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

FUCK HOLY SHIT YYYEEEAAASSS!!!!

I'm now already waiting for a whole month for a notification. For information. For anything. Please, what's the progress... I wanna know. I NEED to know.

Going to the mall tomorrow again (my dad's pc monitor decided to stop working today so he's looking for a new one) and... not too sure if I shall ask again where my book is. I don't want to sound desperate but I probably will ask because I indeed am desperate.

[emilythenavi-animorpher]

Me: *struggle to finish Sketch of redesigning Kazumi again due to me getting distracted and taking one month for a couple of weeks to do it...* "YES, I'M DONE WITH IT!!!"

take few seconds to check on the result...

Me: "yyyeeeaaahhh... The undisguised outfit underneath the jack or coat, I disliked it, so I'm going to erase it."

My brain: "Hey about making her have a similar outfit to Mulan from Disney?" *I like that ideas!*

Me: *search outfit image example of Mulan from 1998 as undisguised and 2020 as a disguised outfit.* "Wait... Maybe Kazumi can be a sakura/cherry blossom dragon, I'm going to keep her as a weather dragon too. I think I'm going to take emotional weather off. I'm sorry @muncho1234, I know I got help from you, but I don't think it fits her."

[the-firefly-jar-system]

YEAHHHH ANOTHER THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS FAN!!! /pos

YYYEEEAAAHHH