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saints-who-never-existed · 8 months ago

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God I would love to have seen Lieutenant Jopson actually disagree and argue with Crozier, just once.

I'd love to have seen them have a proper argument once Jopson finally had the official authority to actually speak his mind a bit more.

I can't help but wonder if, perhaps unconsciously, Crozier promoted him in small part so as to have a lieutenant who would always agree and back him up in his decisions. But Jopson, of course, is a bright lad who knows his own mind, and nothing tantalises me more than the thought of that united front just not happening.

#This is not an anti-Crozier post just to be clear #I don't actually think he promoted Jopson with any of that in mind #But I do think that time and time again it's clear that often he doesn't know or understand people half as well as he thinks he does #On the one hand it's tragic and I pity him for it #But on the other hand those misjudgements of human nature have so much potential for biting him in the arse in amusing ways #Like 'Oh you thought I'd automatically agree with you on every point like I did before?'#'Well jokes on you bitch! I was literally your servant before and had no real choice but to!'#Jopson's clearly got that fight in him and I'd love to have seen it come out again in such a situation #The Terror #The Terror AMC #Thomas Jopson #Francis Crozier #In all seriousness I am fascinated by all the ways that promotion could irrevocably alter their relationship

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ephemerasnape · 1 year ago

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Bait and Switch (Audio)

Sebastian and Ominis discuss a serious problem they're having... 🤣

"I do not have pimples!" - Sebastian Sallow

AUDIO 18+

(Humor. Not explicit, innuendo only, but still potentially embarrassing :)

If you enjoyed this, check out my other works!

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tin-can-iron-man · 10 months ago

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I just. I love my dad so much guys

#MAN OF ALL TIME he's so fuckin rad #he came over to help me set up my desktop (got a pc btw) and funniest man in existence here he touched my desk saw it wobble and went ''NO'#came back with his tools and an office chair for me because he saw the chair I was gonna use and went :/#this man brought over an ENTIRE TOOLBOX just for me because I cannot for the life of me find where the old one went and just. fixed the des #that I had been struggling with for about eight months at this point. in like twenty minutes. and then set up my desktop for me #he also brought over a webcam and microphone without any sort of promoting just because he knows I do discord calls with my friends and gf #also I dug out the instructions for the desk and before I could even hand him the paper he was like ''so this is how we fix this''#and then fixed it and was like ''yeah you did that wrong but you were close''#and then was like ''dont buy furniture and stuff without letting me know first what you want I'll keep an eye out''#and I was laughing being like ''I didn't want to come to you every time I need something because I want you to see me as independent''#and he went ''you live by yourself of course I see you as independent'' and my bitches the way I almost cried right there #just. idk something something the way my families love languages have always been acts of service and gift giving #and my dad insisting I should rely on him more and giving me stuff I wanted but don't have without EVER TELLING HIM I wanted said things #just. my dad is so cool guys #sorry I saw my computer set up vibing on my desk and got completely overwhelmed #ignore me #not marvel related

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0sbrain · 1 year ago

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hello there

goodbye

#tumblr be scabbing with a creepy ass clown no one wants #yeah all this one piece promotion during a strike? scabs scabs scabs scabs #i got jumpscared by him #goodbye bitch you were neither needed nor loved #one piece #clown

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mutalune · 5 months ago

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hey siri how do I stop feeling gutwrenchingly anxious in the guilt way for using the treatment methods available to me to not be in constant misery

#starlight personal #it’s very bizarre to have my life going objectively well - work is good! personal life is good! family is good!#and still be very mentally ill and feel like I’m faking it even though I know damn well I ain��t scream-sobbing every couple of days alone in #my apartment for attention because What Attention??? my cat????? Bug is never moved by my tears she cares only for string and wires #like I know that cannabis has been immensely helpful to getting me to fucking sleep on a regular schedule and that’s integral to -#my functioning and I know that having emergency klonopin in the event of a total breakout is helpful #and I KNOW that my PMDD and depression and anxiety are very treatment resistant and ketamine is the only thing that’s provided any -#meaningful relief and logically I know I’m not abusing any of these #I’m getting a promotion at work I still go out to see friends regularly I have hobbies I have a girlfriend (??? Wild right)#like clearly these things are working because i’m better now than i was for years leading up to now #SO LIKE. DON’T STOP USING THE THINGS THAT HELP. LOGICALLY THIS MEANS THESE ARE GOOD FOR ME #I always roll my eyes when ppl go off their meds b/c they’re feeling better like babes that’s what the meds are meant to do #if you stop taking them you stop feeling better - but it’s REALLY HARD to get past the cultural conditioning #the feeling that ‘but I can white knuckle my way through this I can force myself to live without’ like WHY BITCH #WE DON’T HAVE TO LIVE WITHOUT #AND ALSO. WE’RE STILL GENERALLY MISERABLE BRO. EVEN WITH OUR LIFE IN A BETTER PLACE!!!#DO YOU NOT THINK THIS MEANS THAT WE SHOULD USE WHAT WE KNOW WORKS TO BE LESS MISERABLE #basically it’s really hard to not feel like a loser when the only things that help are ‘fun’ drugs like weed and psychedelics #I feel like I’m being a hedonistic reprobate which 1) is actually kinda cool now that I wrote it out #2) @ myself were not a good enough liar-faker that every medical professional we see wouldn’t pick up on that if that was our motivation #time to remind myself that it’s arrogant to think I could trick many trained professionals without actively trying tbh #that generally helps me get out of my self-pitying ‘ohhhhh I’m awful and lazy and bad and abusing substances’ spiral #to be very mentally ill on main it is weirdly reassuring to be like ‘just as my fanon interpretation of obi wan kinda hates himself but is -#practical enough to take care of himself even when it makes him cringe and want to scratch his face off; I too am aware that self-care is -#radical and punk and In Fact Necessary to beat back the dark and live in the light with hope so yes even though I doubt and -#feel squiggly and guilty about it I’m not going to NOT prioritize my health and well-being b/c self-hatred and self-denial benefits no one’#thank you inner obi wan i love projecting my issues onto you mwah mwah mwah smooches for my favorite boy!!!!!#and smooches for me I’m going to be proud of myself gosh darn it even if I have to fake it at first #see I wouldn’t be able to be nice to myself like this if I hadn’t been doing ketamine treatment for a year IT WORKS BRO KEEP IT UP #SCHEDULE THE DAMN APPOINTMENT AND CLEAN YOUR BONG

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thedreadvampy · 2 years ago

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interviewing for my manager's job tomorrow at 11 and like I KNOW I don't need to worry about it bc a) she is sufficiently committed to getting me this job that she's already halfway through handing over her work to me and b) tbh it's a bit of a poison chalice so even if I don't get the job the silver lining is I won't have to have the job.

so I shouldn't be nervous

but the truth is I just truly fucking hate interviews. 0/10 just the Worst for those of us who aren't. the most outwardly professional

(my work persona is somewhere between Susan In Accounting Is A Goth and He's A Loose Cannon Chief But He Gets The Job Done. as far as I can tell people tolerate the fact that I show up to work an hour later than everyone else wearing fishnets and shirt full of holes and swear my way through the day because I'm Just That Good At My Job. call me Harry duBois with how professional and together my demeanour isn't. I am universally beloved.)

(my colleague told me today to just walk into the interview and tell our boss "if I don't get the job Fundraising say they're going on strike" and our other colleague jumped up and was like "YEAH WE WILL REJECT ANY OTHER MANAGER. WE JUST WON'T SPEAK TO THEM." my boss has already said the only way she's offering any support at all to her cover during her maternity leave is if it's me, and otherwise she'll be rooting for them to fail. I truly feel cared about and appreciated in my team ❤️ Feel terrible for anyone who does beat me out for the role though, there's an uphill battle.)

#red said #love my colleagues btw we've got a whole little gay workers bitching circle going.#every time I'm in the office it's just like [checks to make surenobody's in the mezzanine] OH MY GOD YOU'LL NOT BELIEVE WHAT SHE'S DONE NOW #my colleague who claimed he was going on strike is also just. An icon. he says he got in trouble interviewing for his promotion #bc he answered the question 'hope do you cope with stress' by saying 'i just don't get stressed' and he's not even lying #he is such a comfort to have around any time I'm getting in a flap about work he wanders over to my desk #gently places a hand near my computer #and says Ruth they are not paying you enough to be this stressed. act your wage.

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satelliteddt · 1 year ago

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Genuinely if there is only one womens segment on a wrestling show I just cannot watch that show. I need stories. And women not getting any stories deeper than the misogynistic “I hate that girl cause she’s a Bitch / because I’m a Bitch” is fucking exhausting. Why is everything like a bad high school show. Why are women only allowed to exist on tv for 5 - 10 minutes at a time.

#i love wrestling but this is exhausting and actively drives me away from certain promotions #the use of girl and bitch are intentional here bc women are largely put into shallow misogynistically written feuds #and that represents the attitude the ppl creating storylines for women have #you are either a ‘good girl’ or a Bitch and no nuance is allowed between that #there are exceptions and good stories in wrestling but it is kind of exhausting still

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todayisafridaynight · 1 year ago

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LIKEWISE I hope you enjoy the upcoming releases too and that the price tag on Gaiden's worth it! I know personally I'll enjoy them regardless lol, the worldwide releases have been Particularly Rough on localization but these have still been some of my favorite games. Sorry in advance for I will be the one saying unnecessary things (as I often am) though </3

Speaking of, I'm glad you're enjoying Kyouen!! Once Again I wish I didn't have Goldfish Memory so I could actually discuss but :) always look forward to your reviews :)

i wouldnt ever say anythin you say is unnecessary when you always have a lot of insight and purpose to what you say ♪(´▽｀)

AND YAYA im really enjoyin kyouen ! you were absolutely right in everyone being petty as hell LMAO im living for it tho (￣y▽￣)

#snap chats #speaking of reviews tho.... i almost forgot bout my small additional notes on super salaryman vjaLKVJAEL #i already said most of what i wanted to say durin the stream but i forgot the major thing that made me upset OOPS #it was so sad that haneko for like. A Second seemed to be the nicest to saenai #like OBVI she was still mean to him too but 1.) she seemed the /least/ mean and was nice to him about the dinner during the bomb ep #2.) she actually stepped in to /try/ to defend him for the whole game fiasco like. :((((((#i really wish there was A Turning Point for the family and saenai or that theyd start to appreciate him more #like there were SO many small moments where it seemed like Oh Theyre Going To Start Appreciating Him Right and then just. 🧍‍♂️#ITS A COMEDY SHOW IK I SHOULD TAKE THIS LIGHTLY but i really cant... we know how i get about family dynamics....#like haneko wasnt perfect that idol ep was WILD but still.... i really like her for those moments ngl LMAO #she was still bratty but hey. ty for the like Three Times you were nice to your dad i really appreciate it #BIG RIP THAT MY LAST NOTE ON THE SHOW WAS LIKE. BITCHING FORGIVE ME #i bitch because i love it. well not THAT but i loved the show i wanted better for my guy..#esp when that seemed to be The Thesis right with the whole 'you cant even help your family' and whatnot in the first ep #the LOUDEST sigh of my life But I Still Loved The Show Otherwise #the office scenes were so goofy i love section 3's dynamic..... gotta keep em together amrite <- no one is ever getting promoted #my big phat salaryman review......... BUT YEAH im excited to continue kyouen !!!! if i. ever finish this fuckin coMIC #ITS A ME PROBLEMMMMM but i just have to line now. i think. im lying no i wanted to fix a panel....#im horrible ☠️☠️ OK BYE BYE FOR NOW #or..... as ozono said in her breakup interview... goodbye means we'll meet again.. somethin like that /she was quoting sailor suit right/#/thats why they called the tape Sailor Suit And Machine Gun/ girl im off topic Point Is I'll Be Back. Bye.

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goldieclaws · 2 years ago

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As a treat for myself, I made a mock dating sim screenshot with the bestie 💖✨ (which I've also posted to Patreon as this is my art and I choose the posting process)~

Plus I like to find any excuse to draw him in the outfit I took way too long to design/Ghirahim wearing black is all I ask for in life.

#dont wanna over promote this but I do like the pose and shading :>#ghirahim #my art #i love you bitch i aint ever gonna stop loving you bitch

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evansrogerskitten · 2 years ago

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He’s ready for celebrating!!!

Congrats love, I’m so proud of you!! 🥂🥂🥂

Yasssssss! C’mon demon baby and our Kat, time for margaritas and some demon times! 😻 Thank you so much, I’m so happy I feel like I should cry! Happy Hubs for the mood!

#erk answers #thank you Kat I love you #dean winchester #he’s the love that I needed #celebrate good times c’mon #ok I’m a lil drunk #promoted bitch

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shittygothbitch · 3 months ago

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Omfg the cliquey nature of our upper management is fucking ridiculous. The Problems are our HR team, the SD, and the district manager for our area. We had two of our TLs quit on Friday because they're Not within that group and were constantly getting fucking shafted. Our HR team literally has a group chat with our Worst fucking TLs where they just Shit all over the team members and the leadership that's Not part of their little group. And like. The biggest problem is HR!!!!!! So like. There is literally Nothing that anyone can do holy shit.

#and like. I'm busting my ass tonight. I've gotten w all the members of my team early on #to make sure we're on the same page and can get our work done #especially since we have less people than we should and 0 direction from leadership #and like 2 hours later the SD shows up and pulls one of my coworkers aside to tell her what we need to be doing #and the woman takes the credit for us being on pace and getting our shit done #and like.#i definitely have a 0% chance of a promotion because i Dare to fucking talk w my coworkers during down time #it's not like we don't get our shit done jfc #if u read my bitching thanks and i love you!

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cursedcrest · 4 months ago

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darlingletters · 3 months ago

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gorgeous girl ln4

lando norris x fem!reader ( fc: sabrina carpenter )

in which y/n y/l/n breaks up with her cheating boyfriend and fans are rooting for her and lando norris to get together.

warning: swearing, fluff, the timelines of song releases and races are not in order, cheating with multiple people, breakups, relationships, some spelling errors or grammatical errors. lemme know if there’s anything I missed xx

an: I’ve never done a face claim but I wanted to try and see how it works out. I might not do one again but I am not sure yet. ALSO I am very unsure about the name of this cause I feel like it sounds cringe, so I might end up changing it.

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yourusername over it 🎀 album coming soon loves <3

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music.f1gossip are lando norris and y/n y/l/n dating?

it’s known that y/l/n’s recent breakup was one that didn’t end happily because of her ex boyfriend’s infidelity. y/l/n made a story a few weeks after the breakup stating “he had three different side pieces during the whole relationship” which left fans absolutely shocked.

her ex has been getting a lot of hate from y/l/n’s fanbase to a point where he blocked his comments. he has been flaunting around his new girlfriend since the breakup all while texting y/l/n to take him back which we saw because y/l/n posted their messages on her story as seen above.

however, her next story was one with lando norris which was captioned “my saviour fr” which many speculated it was a mention to norris supporting y/l/n during the breakup and defending her from hate comments that she received. she then made a story showing she was at the miami grand prix.

norris and y/l/n have been best friends for quite a while now and many always thought that they’d end up together, however, neither of them have announced anything about their relationship.

in recent times, norris has been so called ‘flirting’ with y/l/n in her instagram comments which has left both their fans going crazy.

now, do you guys think y/l/n and norris are dating? or they just good friends?

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“LAN! YOU CAN’T BE SAYING THAT!” she tells him sternly, looking up at him.

he had a boyish grin on his face as he looked at her, “what? can’t tell people that my girl- oh sorry best friend looks good right now?”

“you just exposed our relationship. we agreed to wait three months before saying something.” she spoke softly, standing up as she placed her phone down on the coach.

“I can’t wait that long. I want everyone to know that after eight years you are finally my girlfriend.” he says with a smile as he shrugs his shoulders.

“you’re an idiot.” she replied as she tried to hold a serious face which soon fell into a blushing smile the more she looked at him.

“yeah but i’m your idiot.” he says smugly as he pulls her onto his lap to straddle him.

she places her arms around his neck and rests her forehead against his as she strokes the back of his head whilst he keeps his hands on her hips, using his thumb to lightly stroke her hip.

they stay in silence for a few more moments, letting themselves enjoy a rare peaceful moment before she breaks the silence, “I am really proud of you lan, you really deserved that win today.” she says softly, looking into his eyes.

“thank you baby.” he smiles.

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writersdrug · 2 months ago

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I need, need need neeeeed to know who you would picture bar owner price with 😩 picturing bar owner price has me week in the knees. I need more, how would he be around the bar when he was there? Supporting, bossy,silly? The possibilities are endless. 🥰

I'm loving how people are requesting things for the rest of the 141!!

Bar Owner!Price isn't there every day, and most often not during the actual shift. He's there some mornings, already at his desk on the floor above the pub, setting up the next inventory order and dealing out everyone's tips before Simon climbs down from his flat on the third floor. They both grunt at each other, tired and in need of a hot breakfast and some tea.

He helps set up for the shift - he likes being in the kitchen with Soap. He feels bad the man is back there all by himself, even though he says he doesn't mind it. "I get to cuss 'n bitch all I want back 'ere, sir." Still, Price spends a majority of his time back there with him, prepping burger patties and making sure everything is stocked and ready. Gets on his case about updating the menu, but Soap insists the customers like it the way it is.

Price makes an appearance on the floor every now and then, opting to help run food or bartend on the busier nights. He checks in with the regulars, leaning his forearms on the bar with his sleeves rolled to his elbows, laughing and chatting with them and occasionally offering to refill their drinks. Simon grumbles quietly about him being in the way, but Price doesn't take it to heart.

He doesn't stay late. John isn't that old, but he likes to be back at home by a decent hour. One ruined sleep schedule and he's a shot for the rest of the week. He likes to get back to his flat, make himself a sandwich and pour himself some whiskey, and be on on his sofa and reading his book no later than ten in the evening. Routines have always been a part of his military career, and what can he say? Old habits really fo die hard.

Then you came along.

You didn't just rock Simon's world - you'd gotten Price, too. Though introductions could have been smoother (you nearly beat him with a keg when he came in through the back door and scared you), he's grown fond of you. First, as a hard worker and go-getter; then, as a pretty little waitress with a dazzling smile that likes to keep him on his toes. You love poking fun at him, calling him "bossman" or "barmaster" (doesn't make sense to him, since he's hardly behind the bar - but he finds it cute). You tease him for the way he runs your food, then gets stuck at the table for five minutes just chatting up the customers. You ask him things like, "Who do you prefer, Cardi B or Nicki Minaj?" And laugh when he just stares at you with a furrowed brow. He'll happily let you tease him for being an "old" man just to hear your laughter.

Then Simon sent that photo in the group chat, and Price felt something stir in his chest: looking at you, posing all prettily for your picture, working to push your little idea out there and bring in a crowd. He's impressed, but he's also intrigued. He's got his sights on you, and he's dying to figure out more about his waitress.

"'S the post making any headway?" He asks one night, leaning on the bar next to where you sit. Your tips are finished, money waded into the pocket of your apron as you scroll on your phone, sipping on a screwdriver.

"Kinda..." You mumble, a pout on your face, creasing the skin between your eyebrows. "People are seeing it, and there are a few likes, but no one's really engaging. Not sure if this will do well."

Price hums thoughtfully, looking at your lips while you stare at your screen. He's holding back the urge to lean in and take a whiff of your perfume, afraid it might seem just a bit too strange. "Have you tried promoting it?"

You look at him, laying your phone on the bar top. "Well... I could, but..." You wanted to finish with 'it would cost money'. But then, you'd be insinuating that you expected him to pay you. You could boost the post yourself, but you'd rather not spend money on something that might flop.

"'S there a problem?" Price asked, leaning in closer to you.

"I mean... promoting a post costs some money. Like, for it to be advertised to five hundred people, you'd pay around one fifty. And I think, depending on how far you wanted the post to reach - like, literally, how big of a geographic area - that would cost even more."

Price chuckles. "You do realize how much business you've brought in since you've joined the team, hmm?"

That makes your cheeks warm, pressing your lips into a line to avoid grinning like an idiot at the compliment. "I mean... sure..."

"Go upstairs to the office and get my wallet." he says, standing up from his seat at the bar.

You watch with a stupefied expression as he walks to the POS and prints some blank receipt paper. "You- you mean it? Are you sure?"

He sits on a barstool near the kitchen door. "Wouldn't have said it if I didn't mean it. Hurry up- before I change my mind."

You don't need to be told twice. You drop your phone onto the bar and bolt towards the stairs - you stop yourself, running back to where Price sits and hugging him from behind. He lets out a surprise grunt as you do your best to smother him.

"You're the best boss ever!" you squeal. Then, just like that - you're off to the office upstairs. He preens over the compliment as he hears you leaping two steps at a time.

"Be careful." he calls over his shoulder. He sits there a moment, staring at the paper in front of him. He's surprised he hadn't accidentally thrown you off of him purely out of instinct, but he can't say he isn't absolutely delighted by the hug. It lingers in his mind, his chest still remembering your arms around him. He shakes his head, reaching forward to grab a pen from behind the bar.

His eyes meet Simon's - the man is glaring daggers, his head framed by the window in the kitchen door, mask hanging from his ear. His lips are pulled down into quite possibly the angriest frown Price has ever seen. His nostrils flare as he exhales - Price wonders what sort of insults are flying through the bartender's head right now.

He glares right back. If Simon wants something, he'll give it to him. But he'll make him ask for it, like any normal human being. John isn't going to surrender just because Ghost is huffing and puffing, expecting his boss to back away from you just because he's stomping his foot and looking menacing. But how can he be sure that Simon really wants you, more than he thinks Price deserves you, if the lad won't say anything? It's only reasonable, right?

"If you want something, Simon, say something." Price calls out, never backing down from Simon's jealous gaze.

He huffs again and disappears from the kitchen window. Price can hear shuffling and banging, followed by Soap's irritated voice: "Oi, I got it! Get yourself outta my kitchen n' go your own shite, 'fore you break my stuff."

Price sighs, scribbling down some numbers on the paper in front of him. He'll cave, eventually.

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seraphicstrings-a · 2 years ago

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tag one ◈ ⊰ tag two ⊱

in character ◈ ⊰ something a little like decadence ⊱

aesthetic ◈ ⊰ what's a king to a god ⊱

thoughts ◈ ⊰ they call me alice. where is my blade? ⊱

castle town ◈ ⊰ you took this house and made it a home ⊱

bond. amarin ◈ ⊰ run rabbit run rabbit alice has a gun ⊱

bond. delun ◈ ⊰ red. the color of blood; of love. ⊱

bond. neff ◈ ⊰ she's a woman in total control of herself ⊱

verse 01 ◈ ⊰ more than a god stronger than memory ⊱

visage ◈ ⊰ to surpass the end of all things ⊱

ooc ◈ ⊰ hi yes they call me a fae vampire ⊱

mun art ◈ ⊰ progress at 38 percent ⊱

queue ◈ ⊰ beep beep bitch i'm gay ⊱

asks ◈ ⊰ a dangerous game to play ⊱

selfpromo ◈ ⊰ hell's coming with me ⊱

promotion ◈ ⊰ i think therefore you are ⊱

canon ◈ ⊰ every day a little death ⊱

spirit: c ◈ ⊰ where is your pride and your rage? ⊱

#in character ◈ ⊰ something a little like decadence ⊱#aesthetic ◈ ⊰ what's a king to a god ⊱#thoughts ◈ ⊰ they call me alice. where is my blade? ⊱#castle town ◈ ⊰ you took this house and made it a home ⊱#bond. amarin ◈ ⊰ run rabbit run rabbit alice has a gun ⊱#bond. delun ◈ ⊰ red. the color of blood; of love. ⊱#bond. neff ◈ ⊰ she's a woman in total control of herself ⊱#verse 01 ◈ ⊰ more than a god stronger than memory ⊱#visage ◈ ⊰ to surpass the end of all things ⊱#ooc ◈ ⊰ hi yes they call me a fae vampire ⊱#mun art ◈ ⊰ progress at 38 percent ⊱#queue ◈ ⊰ beep beep bitch i'm gay ⊱#tag save #asks ◈ ⊰ a dangerous game to play ⊱#selfpromo ◈ ⊰ hell's coming with me ⊱#promotion ◈ ⊰ i think therefore you are ⊱#canon ◈ ⊰ every day a little death ⊱#spirit: c ◈ ⊰ where is your pride and your rage? ⊱

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prokopetz · 18 days ago

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A selection of promotional art for Violet Core, a forthcoming self-described "Romantic High Speed Sapphic Mecha TTRPG" by artist and writer @sarahcarapace, author of Death Spiral and visual designer for @cavegirlpoems' Dungeon Bitches. Violet Core takes its cues from Heaven Will Be Mine, Zone of the Enders and Knights of Sidonia, and plays like a tabletop dating sim with giant robot fights.

The game is currently entering the final 24 hours of its crowdfunding campaign, fully funded and having knocked down two substantial stretch goals in the last days: one for extra art (i.e., more of the above), and one to add an asymmetric play mode in which some but not all players pilot giant robots, explicitly including provisions for, in the author's own words, "handler and pilot toxic yuri" – a particular interest for many of this blog's followers, I'm given to understand!

With just under a day left to go, there are several additional stretch goals within striking distance; I've seen a lot of noise about the one for rules for combining robots (presumably also for yuri purposes), though the one I'm most keen on – a big stack of random encounter and event tables by the aforementioned @cavegirlpoems – is presently just $1700 AUD away. (Yes, I know I'm predictable; my love for Big Stupid Tables is well established.)

I'd love to see this one go the distance, so whether or not you're interested in supporting its campaign, if you happen to know anyone who might be in the market, please pass the word along!

(Art credit: excerpted pieces by @sarahcarapace, @portentous-offerings and @cryskir)

#gaming #tabletop roleplaying #tabletop rpgs #violet core #crowdfunding #kickstarter #violence mention #death mention #swearing

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