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[byghostface]

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[creulsummer]

Heyyyy did you see the new venom movie and do you recommend it?! :D

hi!!! just saw it on monday and yes i do it was soooo good!!! imo it wasn’t as good as the first one but it was better than the second 😂

[lnmei]

💥 kicking off #CLUMPtober with a 10-page preview of my new 90-page corporate comedy comic, CLUMP ‼️

✂️ On a typical day at a typical corporation, a fatal workplace incident occurs … a silly story about making the most of a bad day at the office!

🗓️ available from October 1st to 31st only at @shortboxcomicsfair. Check it out on company time 🚬

📈 All proceeds from sales of this version of CLUMP for SBCF’24 shall be donated to charitable causes supporting life and liberation in Palestine, Sudan, and the Congo.

Charities will be decided by the end of November 2024 based on urgent need at that time.

[rowanisawriter]

im miles edgeworth the star prosecutor and i Travel on airplane with a full chess set and a massive book of Law with my frilly bookmark for a spot of Light Reading

[davidbyrne]

"I sense the world might be more dreamlike, metaphorical, and poetic than we currently believe[...]. I wouldn't be surprised if poetry--poetry in the broadest sense, in the sense of a world filled with metaphor, rhyme, and recurring patterns, shapes, and designs--is how the world works. The world isn't logical, it's a song."

Happy Birthday David Byrne (May 14, 1952)

[whimsyvixen]

🎂😘 Happy Birthday to the beautiful @yoce-chan 🥳🎉

Who knew a contest I held years ago was going to lead me to my sister from another mother? 🥹🫶♥️

You dragged me into JJK Hell so here is my gift to you, you slut!

(And of course, it wouldn't be complete without a little hehehe (⁠☞⁠ ⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠)⁠☞ smut.)

[pikaflute]

You crack me up partner

[lotus-pear]

OH BTW thank you for 11k i JUST checked the follower count after like. four or five months so it’s hella delayed BUT ALL OF UR SUPPORT TRULY MEANS A LOT 😭😭😭😭🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

[sylvieserene]

My first ever digital art!!! (Guys, it had to be Robstar)

This took me 3 weeks to complete 😭

I struggled a ton because of the lack of light pen thus leading me to just use my own fingers for the whole thing 💀 (I initially wanted to draw a pretty background depicting a ball room too but gave up on it and just went on with a generic galaxy bg but also made a ball room version using this image )

Here's the ball room version!

I experimented a lil with the shading and uh let's say digital shading is a lot different than traditional art lol I struggled with some aspects like hands because it's a lot hardee to manuever in digital art (and I already suck ass in drawing them in traditional art 🫠) just like shading and again, I'm very new to this haha (there are just so many tools and options like it's kinda overwhelming)

The dress worn by Starfire is inspired from the one she wore in that one TTG episode where she became the Tamaranean Queen and Robin's one is a combination from the one he wore in one episode of BTAS and "Date with Destiny" from TT03. I went with TTG artstyle because of simplicity reasons-

Do lmk your thoughts!

[lazybutsmexy]

I just woke up from my cocktail-induced hangover and I'm blushing SO HARD at your lovely words AAAAAHHH

Your words hit even harder if you know that I only recently started writing again, after having lost all motivation to do so 🥺🫶♥️ I'm glad I'm still able to make people happy with the things I write ♥️♥️

Choices have consequences

Alejandro Vargas x reader (GN)

Warning: light angst, culinary crimes, talk about past food insecurity.

Summary: There is an unwritten rule that you assumed Alejandro would have learned by now, after three years of committed relationship: don't anger the cook. You were wrong.

A/N: I'm like, five vodka cocktails in. If there are any mistakes I'll fix them when I'm sober. Also I got inspired by @ragingbookdragon 's badass reader because I just know Alejandro is. So. Whipped.

When you had decided to move in together, an arrangement was made: all household chores would be shared when he was present, but you would be in charge of meal planning and cooking.

It was a convenient set-up for the two of you; you wouldn't be burdened with all the chores when he was off-duty, and would only look after your own load of house keeping when you were by yourself. Besides, Alejandro was by no means an incapable man when cooking, you were just better than him in that regard - by a lightyear.

To you, cooking wasn't just a means to an end - it was an act of service, a declaration of love. And to date a passionate man as Alejandro, you showed the same passion for your culinary art.

The kitchen was your realm, and you were the regent. No matter whoever was going to be the recepient of your hard work, you always chose the finest ingredients. You loved to experiment with flavours and aromas. You had transformed an unused closet at the far end of your kitchen into a walk-in pantry - your spices occupied nearly an entire wall in there.

You put your heart and soul into every dish, it didn't matter if it was for Alejandro and you, a house full of guests, or just yourself. Those close to the both of you knew that a dinner invitation to your house meant a culinary experience that could rival that of a Michelin star restaurant.

And you were damn proud of yourself for that. You delected yourself on the faces of your guests when their head tilted slightly backwards, their eyes closed, and a soft moan escaped them as soon as they tried your meals. Alejandro himself had more than once interrupted himself from eating to cup your face in his hands and kiss you to thank you for your efforts.

Which is why the very words that came out of his mouth hit you like a train dead on.

Granted, he didn't say them to you directly, you overheard him on accident the previous day while he was talking on the phone. You didn't mean to eavesdrop, but he wasn't being secretive either. He was sitting at the living room, and the conversation was quite light-hearted, so you assumed that the topic was nothing related to his work. You still kept quiet, sneaking behind him to grab a book you had meant to start reading for a while.

The conversation had shifted to meals, somehow, and it caught your attention immediately when he mentioned some of the meals you often made. It never failed to warm your heart when he gushed about your culinary skills.

"...I mean, I appreciate the effort because it's such a hassle to cook and they do it all from scratch, but a few times it felt like I was eating rations in the field."

...What?

He couldn't be talking about your food, right?

...Right?

He ended his sentence with a chuckle, and you just stood there, fingers grasping the spine of the book. Your eyes were fixed on the shelf as his conversation moved on, his voice fading from your perception.

There was a weight on your chest that expanded to the bottom of your stomach and to the middle of your head, settling right behind your eyes. Knowing what was to come, you left the book in its place and walked back to the room you'd come from, just as quietly as you'd arrived.

After twenty minutes or so, you emerged from your hiding place, face freshly washed and - hopefully - no traces of the little angst marathon you went through. Alejandro still sat at the living room, this time he was watching a rerun of some fútbol match, completely unaware of the beast he had unknowingly set loose.

You walked straight to the kitchen with a newfound determination, a mission if you will. After gulping two cups of water to rehydrate yourself - and a quick prayer to your late abuela for forgiveness for the crime you were about to commit - you put hands to work. You usually took about two hours to cook, but you were sure that you would be over much quicker than that.

You carefully washed, sliced, and prepared the main ingredients, making sure that the meal would have everything necessary to look absolutely normal. You were akin to an explosions expert assembling a bomb, every step carefully calculated to achieve your goal.

The light scent of that escaped from the pot caught Alejandro's attention, and he robotically moved to set the table. You stole a glance at him, finding him eager and looking forward to dinner with a tiny grin in his face.

Estúpido mimado.

A few more minutes passed and the rice stew was ready. You looked at it, quite bland and lacking some colour, and knowing exactly how it would taste. Memories from a time long past flashed in your mind and you forced yourself to shoo them away. Carefully, you brought the pot to the table and filled two plates - Alejandro's, like always, had a extra spoonful.

You both sat down and started eating. You kept your eyes on your plate as you heard him chomp down eagerly, then quietly slow down until pulling to a stop. You tried your best not to break into a devilish smirk as he finally spoke to you.

"... Mi amor?" He sounded confused, if not a bit concerned, "the food tastes... Uh... Different than usual."

"...Yeah?," You quipped, knowing exactly what was wrong with the food, it wasn't just bland. It was sick dog level of blandness. No spices at all, no herbs, not even salt. "I tried a new recipe today."

"Uh, okay?," He frowned a bit, slowly pushing around the food around with his plate, wondering how to tell you that he didn't like it one bit, "it just... It has no spices...?"

You can't contain your smirk this time, it felt like a getting away with a crime. It was a criminal masterpiece.

"Pues claro, mi amor," your voice was sweet, but the mirth in your tone couldn't be hidden, and ran a shiver down his spine, "I wanted to emulate the flavour of the rations you seem to love so much."

Alejandro blinked once, twice, and felt his blood run cold. Had you heard him?

"Mi amor-" he began, but you interrupted him, pointing your spoon to his face.

"Escúchame bien Alejandro Vargas," you scolded him and he gulped and shut his mouth, sitting straight in his chair, "this kind of food would've been a banquet for me growing up. The sort of food I so lovingly dedicate myself to prepare everyday is the results of my dreams and desires from when I was a kid, and you disrespected that by acting como un estúpido mimado."

"Pero claro," you pitch raised and Alejandro had flashbacks of his own mamá whenever he got a scolding, "el señor put my meals at the same level of the rations he gets from the army, which I know how they taste like and don't you forget that," you accentuated every syllable with the spoon, which was still pointed at his face. Alejandro gulped as he watched you, and you continued on, "so I decided that you will eat this meal - all of it - and be thankful for every meal you receive from today on, mine or the army's, because making fun of the meals I so lovingly make for you is the same as making fun of me as a kid who got this only when there was something to celebrate. Entendido?"

"...Si, mi vida," Alejandro stated with a nod, feeling like a little kid under your harsh glare, "cada palabra."

"Good," you nodded, and carried on with eating your own meal, "que sea la última vez."

Alejandro took a few seconds to carry on with his meal, making a mental note to bring you a bouquet of flowers in the morning with your breakfast.

[aemondsvisenya]

Don’t mind me, just thinking about Aemond strolling into his chambers all windswept after riding Vhagar, looking dishevelled but happy, and imagining getting on my knees to suck him off immediately until he’s a panting moaning mess

[saturngalore]

queen of hearts ♥️

[lnmei]

The Prince of Tennis! 🎾💥

[katsettee]

They sleep and are sleepy.

I like to pretend I’m not actively tearing my hair out thinking about their relationship

[pizzarink]

Y’ALL 🥹🫶

THANK YOU SO MUCH! I couldn’t have done this w/o my wonderful mutuals

@dreamicloudz @bamthefox @bl33d1ngt00th @bingo-dingo @bigboybird @arrowfox1 @clowngoober @casinodogg @comfy-pink-666 @chaotichyperfixations @dizzy-soda101 @ender-draws-things776 @eggsforbrunch @eyeoflemon @fluffygiraffe @fuzzywormmedic @hamsterrodent @high-ass-zombie-angel-statue @junos-the-confused @jamfleecy @keylimepizzapie @luigigirl12 @mrfellsans @m3lon-c @mattplatonic @oreshkintv @oddpizza @p3ppin0oncr4ck @pizzatowet13 @rachlaw7 @squ1dd @rfxn-emulator @thebigjinx @thatsparadise @thenoiseagreste @w00den-h3ad @walterthejoseph @yo-kai123 ♥️♥️♥️

(To my mutuals seeing this, please let me know if I forgot you!! There’s so many of you /pos ♥️)

Thank you, EVERYONE for getting me to this amazing milestone in such a short period of time (a little longer than a month)! I love you all (/p) and thank you for liking my au, and making it known ^^!!! I appreciate all the love and support from every one of you, it makes me so happy that I can share my art and make friends bc of it! Thank you all, have an amazing day/night :]

[scaredforboomboom]

boom boom 💢