#🫥.anon

[braindead-eli]

About Me !!

hiii !! my name is Eli, im 18, im attracted to anyone that will dominate me, im ftm and i use he/him pronouns

i decided to make this blog to post all of the thoughts i can’t share out loud 😵‍💫😵‍💫

this is a strictly +18 blog !! terfs aren’t welcome !!

my dms are open!! feel free to flirt with me, tell me what you would do to me, all that fun stuff 🫠 just know that i won’t show anything i don’t wanna show and anyone that gets pushy for that will be blocked <3

i want friends or possibly even a dom 👀 but please don’t expect me to actually be some sort of 24/7 sex doll for you, i’m a real person who has real feelings and responsibilities and i’m not horny all the time, so don’t expect sexting.

what i’m into ;)

-cnc, free use, somno, masochism/sadism, knife play, bondage, degradation, humiliation, breeding (not impreg), someone plz dominate me😵‍💫, dumbification, im simply a dumb puppy i guess

what i’m NOT into >:(

- scat, piss, vomit, misgendering/detrans, all the obvious stuff yknow? and bad bdsm etiquette

anons !! 🍯🐻, M, 🪵,🖤,😈,⭐️, 🍞, 🫥,🏆

i’ll use #nsft.eli for any nsft thoughts, #ask.eli for responding to any messages, and #soft.eli for any wholesome thoughts of mine !! 🥰

[elizakai]

KIST DOODLE GO QUICK WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

ÆÆÆ HERE THROWING AT YOU

[eltingvilleclubconfession]

It’s so weird haven been there are the start of the Eltingville club fandom’s resurgence. It’s shameful to admit but I was there during the storytime thread on /co/ and the proliferation of hornyposting done by tomboyanon and her fanart, and how it encoreged others to do the same. The whole scenario of someone detransitioning because they started self shipping and making ryona posts about Bill (and THAT greentext which she later illustrated) being what led to the current fandom is so wild to me

[dnpbeats]

im actually SO confident that whatever the secret project is being announced on the 28th.. going off their track history they’re gonna announce it on a friday and the 21st (this fri) is too soon bcs they haven’t teased ENOUGH and the 5th isn’t a good date to release stuff on in general bcs it’s the day when the uk general election results r coming out and obviously the day after Independence Day so most Independence Day activities r gonna happen on that friday night. I think that after that week it’s almost TOO far away, like if they’re teasing it now then I don’t think they’ll reveal it in a months time, especially bcs of the rsvp thing I think it has to be relatively SOON. so i think that announcement on the 28th and then tickets r released on the Tuesday the 2nd so that there’s a 4 day gap inbetween the two which is what they did with ii

anon I’m gonna be so real everything you just said sounds so stressful to me 💀😭 a week and a half more of waiting, only 4 days warning for tickets… I’d be a mess lol. But I think you’re right that anything past the 28th is too late

if they’re going off the laylo “blueprint” they recommend to their users for teasing/dropping stuff we’re gonna get the announcement any day now, but that’s not to say d&p are following that so who knows 😭😭😭

[allisluv]

rewatching catching fire rn and y'know how there's that scene towards the end by the lightning tree when Katniss is aiming at Finnick while Snow is just like "Let it fly, miss Everdeen"

My first thought was the scene from the Lorax where they're trying to convince everyone to plant the seed while O'Hare just starts singing "LET IT DIE, LET IT DIE"

Deadass the same energy

(I know I formulated this weirdly but it's 1am here 😭)

-🫥

IM CACKLING NONNIE! THE LORAX IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE MOVIES AND THEY ARE TOTALLY GIVING OFF THE SAME ENERGY

[sunglassesmish]

Please tell me why I looking in the background of Kenny’s post just Incase he was there lol but I love Kenny and Aisha 🥰🥰

Based off Kenny’s filming skills I would love for him to direct an episode this season!!

they’re so cute!!! his caption especially had me 🥹🥹

[softspiderling]

Okay but how cute is it that tom went to harry's show :((, i wish there was an interview of them, we havent really heard them interact for a longer while just being themself lol, here's to hoping for a jacegan story line in season 3 with harry and tom promo <3

i wanna see them in a professional setting😭😭😭 and idk if a jacegan storyline is on the cards bestie…….

[foolsocracy]

I've been a fan for a while, but I wonder where did u got the name foolsocracy from? :0

I WISH I had like. A good story or idea for u. On all other platforms I’m foolocracy, but that was taken last time I checked, hence foolsocracy (an extra s)

It’s like democracy’s ‘ocracy’. Like a society of fools. Sadly I am not clever enough to come up w this on my own. Thank u to whatever username generator I had open a few years back LMAO

[braindead-eli]

Good to see you back puppy ❤️ Hope you're feeling wonderful

hii 🫥,, i wish i could say im feeling wonderful but after i recovered from being sick i got my period :( and with my endometriosis the cramps have been absolutely debilitating :( but it does make me feel a lil better knowing you’re checking up on me 🤭

[heystephen]

goodnight im the sleepiest mf on earth

[your-sunny]

A woman gets on a bus carrying her infant baby. She sits down near the front and the guy next to her starts freaking out going, "That is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"

The woman gets upset and moves to the back of the bus. Another woman notices she's upset and asks what's wrong. "This guy up front was just being really mean."

The other woman is taken aback. "That's terrible! You should go confront him. Here... let me hold your ferret."

-🫥

This one's somehow worse 😭

[dnpbeats]

Pls send Phil your Phil’s lion google doc on twitter

see im fine w/ ppl tweeting them abt the theory but the doc itself definitely has some stuff i wrote that i wouldn’t have said if i were presenting them with it 😂 as @tarotphil said I’d have to childproof it LOL

[allisluv]

Let's be honest, Annie would be obsessed with thise bracelets made from little rubber bands and while Finnick wouldn't really get the hype, he'd learn how to do them so they could make them together

-🫥

do you mean loom bands? i used to be obsessed with them! annie makes finnick a bracelet out of them and he refuses to take it off, even when it starts to all fall apart <3

[bi-bats]

Have you seen @timismylover guard-dog Damian illustration on twitter (search 'timsismylover' and 'damitim')? It's like they've been caught playing a psychosexual dress-up game that is acting out things neither of them wants to admit out loud and i love it lmao it reminds me of your rr!fic

Shskahsaia oh my god havE I SEEN TIMISMYLOVERS DAMITIM???? ARE YOU FR???? OH COURSE IVE FUCKING SEEN IT EVERYTHING THEY ART IS AMAZING I LOVE THEIR ART VERY MUCH SORRY ITS VERY EARLY AND I AM IN AN AIRPORT SO THIS MAY NOT BE ARTICULATE BUT ALSO IVE BEEN STARING AT THIS IN MY INBOX AND BLUSHING AND GIGGLING EVERYTIME I SEE IT BC ITS SO FLATTERING AKSKDDJSKS LIKE. THEIR ART REMINDS YOU OF MY FIC??? NOT MY FIC REMINDS YOU OF THEIR ART???? THATS SO!! SO!! WHATS THAT THING TAURIA SAID THE OTHER DAY? ITS ILLEGAL TO BE THIS NICE TO ME???

ANYWAYS THANK YOU SKDKSKAK THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY IM DELIGHTED ILY ANON KISSING YOU

[spideyhexx]

once again thinking about Billy’s big ass breeder balls and rimming his pretty pink hole again :/

sigh I need to be put on a leash — 🫥

whenever one of you guys says the term breeder balls, I go into a state of delusion.

[unluckiestluckystudent]

(In the distance) GO TO THERAPY

"Hm. Are you paying?"