#🪙 anon

[starfxkrinc]

Felon JJ and baby mama reader have definitely been on an episode of COPS. He’s drunk and yelling at her in the middle of the day outside their trailer while she’s yelling back from the front door. You can see their kids in the back watching this go down like it happens every day (it kinda does). The police are trying to calm them down, and put JJ in the cuffs while their youngest if “daddy’s goin’ to jail again.”

-🪙

god. he’s got it in him to start accusing you of shit again. now he’s claiming one of the babies aint his (they are) and is mad you didn’t send him any money when he was locked up. at this point it’s exhausting and you know he’s only going in the drunk tank to sleep it off but maybe you want him to stay gone this time

[karmic-kinboards]

Hello, Two-Face back here.

I was thinking for imagery: things that are half black - half white, it’s kind of my thing to be split down the middle. Two tray scales, or anything else that comes in two. Coin flipping gifs, if you could find those would be lovely . /nf

Other non Harvey related stims: clay cracking, fidget toys.

Thank you so much, I hope this helps in any way!

— 🪙

Hello again! You've given me a lot to work with! /Pos

I'll get on it starting tomorrow!

[ask-kabru-of-utaya]

*looks over his shoulder into the room*

Are you sure? I have received a report concerning my investigation. Do you have a guest over?

- 🪙

guest? Heh no it’s just me here

*he smiles and offers a hand to coin anon* it’s a pleasure to meet you

[a-gilded-imprisonment]

*Coin hops up to Aventurine with something behind their back, and then they produce a purple flower, holding it out to him with a little grin.* Hi! I heard you were accepting flowers! I couldn't find any turquoise flowers so I went with purple... - @coin-anon

Hello, friend~!

*The blonde smiles upon seeing the flower.* Oh, how thoughtful of you!

*Aventurine takes it gratefully, giving the stem a spin and examining the petals.*

Oh, don’t apologize— I like this one better anyways~ reminds me of Ratio’s hair… it’s got the same violet tone to it…

[afconfessions]

https://imgur.com/a/fk7OYic

took me three days to have access to my WIP. whoops.

It's! Already late!! But I hope I can finish this before the new year.. maybe....

Oh also a lot of these designs are still in heavy works. I think I've only ever finished Cy's, Star Savior's, and Compale's (which probably outs me from anonimity since I've shared my compale design before. but whatever we ball)

Coin anon

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OHHHH MY GOODNESS!! this is amazing!! Sorry for being so late as well! I've been busy with lots of stuff

[hermitblr-rpblog-incorrectquotes]

Imagine If Myca Had To Babysit For Mother Spore

Gairy: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Poppy: Y- You’re putting it in cold water?????

Aurum: Gairy. Answer the question Gairy.

Gairy: Yeah??? I thought for like, 5 years that people just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn't realize there was an actual reason. You think I have the patience to boil water?

Aurum: You don’t have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

Coin Eater/Rust: Why are you, putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Aurum: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Coin Eater/Rust: Its takes less than a minute!

Aurum: Bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?!?

Coin Eater/Rust: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?

Aurum: Like seven minutes.

Coin Eater/Rust: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes, less than that and you use a saucepan.

❤️💙: *Crying* you're putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Your stove is enchanted.

Stitch: Every single person in this household is a fucking lunatic.

Myca: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?!?

@ask-mother-spore @aurum-the-yapper @gairy-offical1account @feathers-ocs-a-world-of-chaos

[osc-plurals-confessions]

i wish fifi (the host) could leave front. it’s been, like, years now, and he still hasn’t been able to once. im like genuinely worried hes gonna doubt were a system because of it. hes scared. im scared. i wanna give him a break. this is the only time i will ever get this sappy about it. but, like… i dunno. hes tired. i can see hes tired, i can see that he wants to rest. but nothing is letting him. and im sick of seeing the guy all mopey.

i dunno. i would ask for advice but every time weve done that all we got were the virtual equivalents of shrugs. so were stuck with this shit.

-Trixie 🐾🪙

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Again apologies for leaving this confession till last but I had to sit down and think about this.

Perhaps if he is able to at least intrust two of you for maybe max 3 days just so he gets time to recharge and relax. While you and someone else could take over for the time being? If needed be you could have 3 people in front just to secure it. But yes please do give him a break. He needs it from the sounds of it and he shouldn't be forcing himself to lead if he is tired.

Our co-host (Mephone4) is like that. He often refuses to not get out of front purely because of his terrible anxiety that things have gone wrong if he isn't there present. I do hope this has some what helped in terms of advice.

[pluralquotebook]

"the Q tips! they've gone rogue!" "like lesbians in a nunnery"

-💀🪙

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[under-hypnosis-shes-mesmerized]

NUH UH????

FOCUS, BITCH!!!!

...And her eyes are gravitating to the pendulum again!!

nononoNONONONONONO-

[askjesterhat]

WHY ARE YOU GAY !!!!!!!!!! -from u know who 🪙🔥

EEK !! I've been caught .. hi Fireball

You CANNOT talk I've seen you and Pound /silly

[starfxkrinc]

Was watching drop dead gorgeous and they had a running joke of the townspeople being on COPS and it made me think of you, like someone will be doing something and see a random camera crew and are like, “oh shit are we on COPS again?” The joke was also in my name is earl

-🪙

I LOVEEEEE THAT MOVIE LMAO but jj would truly be worried its cops anytime he sees a camera

[cafe-mouse]

sorry about the bully, i think plushies are wonderful and they are built to love. no matter what your age... what a weird ask to send to someone!

I agree!! and thank you! I think they must have just been bored because I saw another plushie blog respond to almost the exact same message from an anon on their account the same day I first received it. don't worry I wasn't upset by it, but the image of the upset dog shaking and crying that I posted as a response popped into my head immediately and I HAD to draw it. after being unable to draw properly for a while that actually cured my art block and I've been drawing a bunch so I'm actually really glad it happened! thank you for the kind words ♡

[ask-kabru-of-utaya]

Well, I must say you look trustworthy. You don't have the face of someone who'd hide a murderer and cover up for them, ha-ha! I'll continue my investigation somewhere else, then. It was nice to meet you!

- 🪙

nice to meet you as well , I’ll have laios look into this don’t worry

[a-gilded-imprisonment]

Oh! Hello. You’re a friend of Dr. Ratio’s, right? I don’t think I’ve ever met him, but Screwy certainly has a lot to say about him, and any friend of rubber ducks is a friend of mine.

Uh… sorry if I’m bothering you. I’m just told I have to reach out to people more.

-🍉

//if you can identify which technically-canon character this is i love you.

A friend?

*Aventurine laughs at the stranger's statement.* Oh, we are but business partners... that seems to be all Veritas desires when it comes to associating himself with me~

It isn't a bother, friend~! I am quite fond of meeting new people.

*The gambler extends a gloved hand towards the other.* Aventurine of Stratagems, one of the Interastral Peace Corporation's beloved Stonehearts, at your service! It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance~

(Ooc: "Screwy?" So Screwllum. Genius Society member... Oh my gosh. OH MY GOD... Wait is it Stephen Lloyd?!?!?! Best npc omg I'm probably wrong dgkskagkgasdgak ~ Mod Minie)

[ask-hotguy]

Hi guys!!! I drew some of my anons while on the job! Nothing's going on so I decided to pass the time doing this!

I drew ❤️💙anon, Gairy, Coin Eater, and ...organ stealer. I drew them in an attempt to make peace and not have my organs stolen.

That's a lighter in ❤️💙's hand by the way! And a mushroom on Gairy's head! And coins all over Coin Eater! And a scalpel in organ stealer's hand.

Hehe, hope you guys like it! Don't come for me organ stealer.

[hermitblr-rpblog-incorrectquotes]

*The squad is asked what they would do with 5 children with only 3 chairs.* 

💋🐞: Get two more chairs! 

Ariana Griande: They can get their own chairs. 

Coin Eater: Make them fight for it. 

Spotted Anon: You only need one chair to beat them all with. 

Suspicious Dirt Person: I would never be near children. 

Motherspore: Kill two.