#🪙 anon

[starfxkrinc]

Felon JJ and baby mama reader have definitely been on an episode of COPS. He’s drunk and yelling at her in the middle of the day outside their trailer while she’s yelling back from the front door. You can see their kids in the back watching this go down like it happens every day (it kinda does). The police are trying to calm them down, and put JJ in the cuffs while their youngest if “daddy’s goin’ to jail again.”

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god. he’s got it in him to start accusing you of shit again. now he’s claiming one of the babies aint his (they are) and is mad you didn’t send him any money when he was locked up. at this point it’s exhausting and you know he’s only going in the drunk tank to sleep it off but maybe you want him to stay gone this time

[selfshipsobbing]

sometimes I feel like I'm not good enough for this community or my f/o's because I don't draw myself with them, I don't have friends within this community, and I don't have much merchandise at all, it feels exhausting.

- 🪙 (if it's not taken already)

★★★

[karmic-kinboards]

Hello, Two-Face back here.

I was thinking for imagery: things that are half black - half white, it’s kind of my thing to be split down the middle. Two tray scales, or anything else that comes in two. Coin flipping gifs, if you could find those would be lovely . /nf

Other non Harvey related stims: clay cracking, fidget toys.

Thank you so much, I hope this helps in any way!

— 🪙

Hello again! You've given me a lot to work with! /Pos

I'll get on it starting tomorrow!

[ask-kabru-of-utaya]

*looks over his shoulder into the room*

Are you sure? I have received a report concerning my investigation. Do you have a guest over?

- 🪙

guest? Heh no it’s just me here

*he smiles and offers a hand to coin anon* it’s a pleasure to meet you

[veevil]

what is some stuff that siren charles would like? :0

-🧠🪙 anon

He's like if a golden retriever was a fish

[lifesteal-headcanons]

Princezam will randomly dress up as a girl around Spawn. It has confused, and mentally affect Minute in ways nobody, not even himself, understands.

- 🍁🪙 anon

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[sisterlucifergraphics]

again again same anon who asked for erik lehnsherr stuff—

cherik (charles xavier x erik lehnsherr) dividers?

-🧠🪙 anon

✖️Cherik Dividers🧲

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DNI: TERFS, endo, proship, pro ana, nazi, MAPs, zoophiles

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[osc-plurals-confessions]

hey. to any mephones who might see this.

i forgive you.

-Knife 🔪💢 (same system as trixie. she forgives you too shes just too much of a bastard to say it)

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Oh well I'm personally relieved from this, thank you. This goes for the others as well I do imagine they'll all be appreciative of this.

[a-gilded-imprisonment]

*Coin hops up to Aventurine with something behind their back, and then they produce a purple flower, holding it out to him with a little grin.* Hi! I heard you were accepting flowers! I couldn't find any turquoise flowers so I went with purple... - @coin-anon

Hello, friend~!

*The blonde smiles upon seeing the flower.* Oh, how thoughtful of you!

*Aventurine takes it gratefully, giving the stem a spin and examining the petals.*

Oh, don’t apologize— I like this one better anyways~ reminds me of Ratio’s hair… it’s got the same violet tone to it…

[hermitblr-rpblog-incorrectquotes]

Imagine If Myca Had To Babysit For Mother Spore

Gairy: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Poppy: Y- You’re putting it in cold water?????

Aurum: Gairy. Answer the question Gairy.

Gairy: Yeah??? I thought for like, 5 years that people just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn't realize there was an actual reason. You think I have the patience to boil water?

Aurum: You don’t have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

Coin Eater/Rust: Why are you, putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Aurum: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Coin Eater/Rust: Its takes less than a minute!

Aurum: Bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?!?

Coin Eater/Rust: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?

Aurum: Like seven minutes.

Coin Eater/Rust: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes, less than that and you use a saucepan.

❤️💙: *Crying* you're putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Your stove is enchanted.

Stitch: Every single person in this household is a fucking lunatic.

Myca: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?!?

@ask-mother-spore @aurum-the-yapper @gairy-offical1account @feathers-ocs-a-world-of-chaos

[starfxkrinc]

Was watching drop dead gorgeous and they had a running joke of the townspeople being on COPS and it made me think of you, like someone will be doing something and see a random camera crew and are like, “oh shit are we on COPS again?” The joke was also in my name is earl

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I LOVEEEEE THAT MOVIE LMAO but jj would truly be worried its cops anytime he sees a camera

[pluralquotebook]

"the Q tips! they've gone rogue!" "like lesbians in a nunnery"

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[ask-kabru-of-utaya]

Well, I must say you look trustworthy. You don't have the face of someone who'd hide a murderer and cover up for them, ha-ha! I'll continue my investigation somewhere else, then. It was nice to meet you!

- 🪙

nice to meet you as well , I’ll have laios look into this don’t worry

[mikunosis]

NUH UH????

FOCUS, BITCH!!!!

...And her eyes are gravitating to the pendulum again!!

nononoNONONONONONO-

[lifesteal-headcanons]

Squiddos a Moth hybrid thingy so they'll occasionally just have random ass pollen on them. Like one time she showed up at Ash's base, and she shook like a goddamn dog before walking in. Then Ash had pollen on him, which he was moderately mad about.

- Anon 🍁🪙

(I Low-key forgot how to do the tags, I'm sorry, also yes I'm a former frequent anon.)

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[askjesterhat]

WHY ARE YOU GAY !!!!!!!!!! -from u know who 🪙🔥

EEK !! I've been caught .. hi Fireball

You CANNOT talk I've seen you and Pound /silly