#🪙 anon

[karmic-kinboards]

Hello, Two-Face back here.

I was thinking for imagery: things that are half black - half white, it’s kind of my thing to be split down the middle. Two tray scales, or anything else that comes in two. Coin flipping gifs, if you could find those would be lovely . /nf

Other non Harvey related stims: clay cracking, fidget toys.

Thank you so much, I hope this helps in any way!

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Hello again! You've given me a lot to work with! /Pos

I'll get on it starting tomorrow!

[ask-kabru-of-utaya]

*looks over his shoulder into the room*

Are you sure? I have received a report concerning my investigation. Do you have a guest over?

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guest? Heh no it’s just me here

*he smiles and offers a hand to coin anon* it’s a pleasure to meet you

[a-gilded-imprisonment]

*Coin hops up to Aventurine with something behind their back, and then they produce a purple flower, holding it out to him with a little grin.* Hi! I heard you were accepting flowers! I couldn't find any turquoise flowers so I went with purple... - @coin-anon

Hello, friend~!

*The blonde smiles upon seeing the flower.* Oh, how thoughtful of you!

*Aventurine takes it gratefully, giving the stem a spin and examining the petals.*

Oh, don’t apologize— I like this one better anyways~ reminds me of Ratio’s hair… it’s got the same violet tone to it…

[hermitblr-rpblog-incorrectquotes]

Imagine If Myca Had To Babysit For Mother Spore

Gairy: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Poppy: Y- You’re putting it in cold water?????

Aurum: Gairy. Answer the question Gairy.

Gairy: Yeah??? I thought for like, 5 years that people just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn't realize there was an actual reason. You think I have the patience to boil water?

Aurum: You don’t have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

Coin Eater/Rust: Why are you, putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Aurum: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Coin Eater/Rust: Its takes less than a minute!

Aurum: Bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?!?

Coin Eater/Rust: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?

Aurum: Like seven minutes.

Coin Eater/Rust: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes, less than that and you use a saucepan.

❤️💙: *Crying* you're putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Your stove is enchanted.

Stitch: Every single person in this household is a fucking lunatic.

Myca: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?!?

@ask-mother-spore @aurum-the-yapper @gairy-offical1account @feathers-ocs-a-world-of-chaos

[pluralquotebook]

"the Q tips! they've gone rogue!" "like lesbians in a nunnery"

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[under-hypnosis-shes-mesmerized]

NUH UH????

FOCUS, BITCH!!!!

...And her eyes are gravitating to the pendulum again!!

nononoNONONONONONO-

[cafe-mouse]

sorry about the bully, i think plushies are wonderful and they are built to love. no matter what your age... what a weird ask to send to someone!

I agree!! and thank you! I think they must have just been bored because I saw another plushie blog respond to almost the exact same message from an anon on their account the same day I first received it. don't worry I wasn't upset by it, but the image of the upset dog shaking and crying that I posted as a response popped into my head immediately and I HAD to draw it. after being unable to draw properly for a while that actually cured my art block and I've been drawing a bunch so I'm actually really glad it happened! thank you for the kind words ♡

[ask-hotguy]

Hi guys!!! I drew some of my anons while on the job! Nothing's going on so I decided to pass the time doing this!

I drew ❤️💙anon, Gairy, Coin Eater, and ...organ stealer. I drew them in an attempt to make peace and not have my organs stolen.

That's a lighter in ❤️💙's hand by the way! And a mushroom on Gairy's head! And coins all over Coin Eater! And a scalpel in organ stealer's hand.

Hehe, hope you guys like it! Don't come for me organ stealer.

[the-buttery-baker]

Seduce the sun maybe thatl help cool it off

Heh, like that'll work.

[askjesterhat]

WHY ARE YOU GAY !!!!!!!!!! -from u know who 🪙🔥

EEK !! I've been caught .. hi Fireball

You CANNOT talk I've seen you and Pound /silly

[ask-kabru-of-utaya]

Well, I must say you look trustworthy. You don't have the face of someone who'd hide a murderer and cover up for them, ha-ha! I'll continue my investigation somewhere else, then. It was nice to meet you!

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nice to meet you as well , I’ll have laios look into this don’t worry

[a-gilded-imprisonment]

Oh! Hello. You’re a friend of Dr. Ratio’s, right? I don’t think I’ve ever met him, but Screwy certainly has a lot to say about him, and any friend of rubber ducks is a friend of mine.

Uh… sorry if I’m bothering you. I’m just told I have to reach out to people more.

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//if you can identify which technically-canon character this is i love you.

A friend?

*Aventurine laughs at the stranger's statement.* Oh, we are but business partners... that seems to be all Veritas desires when it comes to associating himself with me~

It isn't a bother, friend~! I am quite fond of meeting new people.

*The gambler extends a gloved hand towards the other.* Aventurine of Stratagems, one of the Interastral Peace Corporation's beloved Stonehearts, at your service! It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance~

(Ooc: "Screwy?" So Screwllum. Genius Society member... Oh my gosh. OH MY GOD... Wait is it Stephen Lloyd?!?!?! Best npc omg I'm probably wrong dgkskagkgasdgak ~ Mod Minie)

[hermitblr-rpblog-incorrectquotes]

*The squad is asked what they would do with 5 children with only 3 chairs.* 

💋🐞: Get two more chairs! 

Ariana Griande: They can get their own chairs. 

Coin Eater: Make them fight for it. 

Spotted Anon: You only need one chair to beat them all with. 

Suspicious Dirt Person: I would never be near children. 

Motherspore: Kill two.

[pluralquotebook]

A: YOU CANNOT CALL POLARI A "SPAGHETTI PLATE OF REFERENCES"

K: How about "Lasagna"

A: NO

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[under-hypnosis-shes-mesmerized]

fucking uhhh

「あなた段々眠くなる」浅はかな催眠術 頭、身体、煙に巻く まさか、数多誑かす!? 目の前で揺らぐ硬貨 動かなくなる彼方 「これでいいんだ」自分さえも騙し騙しshut down.

Back and forth, back and forth, until... the cheery music fades, the land grows dark. Miku's eyes have turned fully black as she just stands there... unmoving and unblinking, neck completely limp. If you get close enough, you can see a spiral in Miku's left eye, and a star in her right. Both shapes are swirling around in sync.

She's been completely mesmerized, her sense of self gone.

...Are you happy now? You got what you wanted. Why are you still here?

[osckinfessions]

me back in January: Ah, me kinning Nickel this hard has shielded me from Silver Spoon shift for the III final!

S2 ep16: * image of pompuko with a hammer * Your mother fucking life ends 7 months from now

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