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#logurt#Wolverine#logan howlett#nightcrawler#kurt wagner#I’m so crazy about them you don’t even know#🩸🤡shitpost#🩸🤡 art
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Helmut Marko: “the atmosphere was quite toxic”
The atmosphere:
#they are my children they are my babies#they bonded over making fun of that old man behind his back#long live versainz the rookies that survived whatever their dads kept yapping about#so dear to me#versainz 🩸#max verstappen#carlos sainz jr#toro rosso#2015 toro rosso rookies#versainz
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I’m hoping yes is still your answer because… I just can’t hold back anymore
#DEVASTATING DEVELOPMENT I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST GRASPING ONTO HER HEAD#THIS FREAKY MF WAS COVERING HER EYES#BEFORE DIVING IN AND DEVOURING HER#FUCK ME LADS I’M ABOUT TO HAVE ANOTHER CRASH OUT#LOVE AND DEEPSPACE#L&DS#LADS#SYLUS#LOVE AND DEEPSPACE SYLUS#L&DS SYLUS#LADS SYLUS#SYLUS X READER#ridox 🩸
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hand study ft. brit + mallick
#art#brit stevenson#mallick scott#pintshipping#🩸 tag#saw#saw franchise#saw v#saw 5#fatal five#saw fanart#saw 2008#been thinking about them a lot. unsurpisingly.
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Anybody else hear a symphony of horror striking up in the background?
#So how about Thoseferatu?🐀🩸💀#there's half a month of ArcaneNoWriMo left#and all my Jonathan Harker submissions are sent#watch your back Bobby Egg#nosferatu#nosferatu: death and the maiden#my art#my writing#c.r. kane
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he was 100% about to say “nothing compared to you,” I cannot be convinced otherwise. this man is slippin
#bg3#astarion#astarion ancunin#tavstarion#baldur's gate 3#my playthrough#my captures#veryn#asteryn#bloodpeach#🩸🍑#male oc#male tav#considering he’s essentially vampire drunk here this conversation is so interesting#all his responses are so funny#like the worst and best parts of you that randomly bubble up during conversation when drunk#no filter#He keeps forgetting to be fake#I do genuinely think tav is like his only friend at this point#the passive dialogues I got today???#they hate my man rn 😂😂😂#he probably is actually so happy to see you so he can brag about his bear dinner
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dont dodge the eliminate . go fuck yourself
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I sent you a video in DMs but uh...
How would the cast react to that? 👁️👄👁️ Just a casual neck tilt,
"Hey [name], have you seen the other counselors?" With a smile before getting a no and walking away :))))
context:
Harper (I am assuming he is sitting cause fjdsgnfdjngd):
He would just... windows vista brain... he'd have his head still tilted back for a solid 10 seconds even after you leave before it starts back up and he's following after you
Malik:
Bit of a smirk, he's def amused but pretty hard to fluster. He'd get up and follow you tho, ask if you want help looking
Sophie:
She's just as likely to do this to you tbh... but if you do it to her she's gonna giggle a bit and be a little flustered, if you're in a relationship she'll grab your arms before you can leave and pull them around herself, asking if you want help looking
Gavin:
This kills the man... face is beet red, steam coming out his ears, probably gonna fall backwards as soon as you leave
Dante:
He is confusion, slow blink as he registers what just happened before chuckling and going back to whatever he's doing.. probably gonna get back at you later
Cammie:
You're not even gonna get a response... just immediate flustered, face burning,
Jazz:
She's the one doing it to you
#answered#🔥 - about harper#📋 - about jazz#🍑 - about cammie#🧯 - about dante#🐝 - about sophie#💌 - about gavin#🔬 - about malik#🩸 - about The Killer
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Attila X Euro when??
What would their ship name even be called lmao
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yayyy bones !!! so this was on my own leg…. AND its my own design ! wheeeee !!
9rl/7rl/11cm and took just over an hour. this is the right leg and the plan is to mirror the same design on the left leg so its symmetrical lol but i wanted to see how sitting thru the first one While Also doing the tattooing was gonna feel
#and yes this was a ploy to make myself feel better about having my legs out in the summer when its hot LMAO.........#🩸#🦇#there's really only one line that i think looks a bit busted but i think it will heal and smooth itself out a bit as the ink settles#and then if it doesn't then whatever i can go back in and touch it up laterrrrrr
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Papa
#durgestarion#🐉🩸#bg3 fanart#dark urge#astarion#dark urge default#my art#momstarion anyone? lol#had to improvise with the baby dragonborn#hopefully it does look like a baby lol#look i'm a sucker for domestic AUs okay lmao#pls scream about momstarion with me
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Nothing Do Us Part
Summary:
The bastard smiled at you before picking the lock and forgoing any caution. “You shouldn’t be here,” You argue weakly. Astarion huffed, the cell door now wide open; you had yet to reach out in any manner, “Neither should you,” he counterargued, “you’re filthy, bloody and thin as a rake.” He took the first step and grabbed at your hand, staring disappointedly at the cuts and bruises lining your skin. “I’m taking you home to Hells with the Harpers and whoever else thinks they can take you from me.”
Pairings:
Astarion x Male!Reader
Tags:
Long-Haired Astarion | Bhaalspawn Reader | Ascended Astarion |
Words: 1828
Author's Note:
Guess who's not dead lmfao (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ:・゚✧ I found out there's a Bhaalspawn ending where they turn themselves in, and I was like, Ascended Astarion would not be happy about that.
The spawn came at first light, walking into Crimson Draughts with a curt smile; the curly mop of white that Araj had once hopped to brush her cheek whilst her life danced on the edge was now long curled trusses of hair reaching past his shoulders to his mid-back. “I need you to find someone.” His words went in one ear and out the other as Araj examined him; he was different from when she’d first set eyes on him and his intriguing companion in Moonrise.
“I’m surprised to see you alive, spawn,” she remarks. “I’d thought you dead in Moonrise.”
“Oh, hardly,” he laughs, “but I’m not here to discuss past adventures. As I said, I need you to find someone.”
“I heard you the first time, and I’m not a bloodhound,” she corrected.
“Hence my request, an expert of the sanguine arts, I believe is what you called yourself,” he fished a vial from his pockets, “I will reimburse you in as much gold and whatever equipment you require, as long as you find who I’m looking for and place an unerasable tether on said person. Understood?”
“Whose blood is it?”��
“Hardly any of your concern, is it? Now, will you take the job, or shall I pursue Sorcerers Sundries to find someone more willing to take my commission?”
Araj huffed, “My, my, aren't we touchy? I’ll take your commission.”
The blood was intriguing. It radiated malice and murderous intent—as odd of observation as that was—the red would bloom darker colours before shifting back to red, and the odour was equally as odd, smelling too much like blood, a sharp, strong iron that piqued her interest. A godling’s blood? An Aasimar, perhaps? Though Araj wasn’t certain if such creatures bled, regardless, she had no doubt the spawn had brought her the blood of someone divine; whether said person was of the holy or unholy persuasion, she remained uncertain.
The Upper City was abuzz when Astarion returned; artisans, sages, pole-carters, and all manner of people traversed the streets of the Upper City. Astarion weaved through the crowd to his home in Manorborn, Ancunín Castle—his haven of estates he’d parted from a few patriar families—he’d spent quite some time hunting down artificers to add to his horde of spawn; he'd set them to work and rebuilt the castle from the grounds up to better suit his needs.
“Welcome home, Master Astarion,” Harette greeted him, a small bow accompanying her words; she took Astarion’s coat and folded it away as she caught him up on the morning’s events, “The artificers finished installing the sun-sift glass over the courtyards and atriums, and have begun casting warding glyphs per your instructions. The dungeons have been refurbished for the Rillyn’s children's stay, and you’ve a new bundle of invitations from other patriar families arrive this morning.” She finishes her morning catch-up as they reach his study.
“Thank you, Harette,” Astarion sat at his desk, dismissing her; he sifted through the invitations on his desk—Belt, Hullhollyn, Tillerturn—letters to their parties, brunches, and whatever else Astarion read through. He replies to them, declining their invitations with kind apologies and half-felt promises to join the next festivity; far more pressing matters needed Astarion’s attention. The Fist and Harpers had done a better job than expected covering their tracks whenever they moved you, but Astarion had come close a few times before, hence the need for the Drow, much to his displeasure. He may have been impervious to sunlight now, but the harpers had enlisted the help of Lathandernites and Selûnites, and Astarion wasn’t going to chance his resistance to sunlight, much less holy light. Astarion had been greatly against you turning yourself in; the stubborn persistence he’d usually find adorable became annoying, “If you’re worried about rampaging, you shouldn’t. I can keep you in line; I’ve done it before.”
“I wasn’t Bhaal’s Chosen then, just his progeny,” you’d corrected him, “I barely managed to hold myself back from harming you in the Shadow-Cursed Lands; I can’t—”
“I’m not some runaway spawn anymore; I’m a Vampire Ascendant.” Astarion had corrected bitterly, but despite his reassurances, he hadn’t been able to deter you from the decision, but it didn’t deter him. Some coin in the right purse and spawn or two in the right place, and he could visit you whenever he pleased, “You should leave.” You’d clung to him regardless of the venom in your words, desperate for some semblance of comfort; your initial prison had been some small nook under Wyrm's Rock Fortress, illuminated by torch and what bioluminescent fungi managed to break ground.
“I told you, pet,” he’d dug his nails in your back, later carving his name along your spine “lovers forever.” He absentmindedly traced the gauntlet you’d torn from Gortash’s body and had modified for Astarion, “I’m not sure if I should be honoured or revolted in some manner,” he’d joked then, yet the gauntlet still held its powerful magic and had been a constant presence on Astarion.
“I don’t remember much; I think I tore this from some patriar’s arm or stole it from a wizard before giving it to Gortash, I don’t know. What I do know is that I love you more than anything.”
“I’m meant to be a fearful Vampire,” he’d huffed, softening for a moment, “you make it quite hard to do so, pet.” Even as Bhaal’s murderous lunacy consumed your mind, a minuscule part of rationality remained, just enough to leave Astarion unharmed during his visits; the same could not be said about the Harpers tasked with guarding you. Astarion’s last visit was met with an empty prison and no Harpers in sight. Clever bastards had a headstart; he was almost offended by how well they predicted him following after them, but not surprised as Jaheira and Minsc had involved themselves in your transfer elsewhere before their expertise and skill were requested outside Baldur’s Gate.
The Drow asks for quite a hefty sum and a new plethora of equipment to complete her work, but she does manage, creating a tether as he’d requested; Astarion pays her for her service and prays he never needs it again. The tether leads to Myth Drannor, in the Dalelands, south of the River Tesh and some distance from Shadowdale; Astarion sneaks himself under the guise of a Harper, replacing the one he’d fed on some time prior, while he may have found where you were he now needed to find where specifically in Myth Drannor you were.
Everything was bloody. The floors of your cell were smeared in blood and dirt; the effigy you’d built yielded no response from your father. Nothing did. Pleading, crying, screaming, and tearing at your meat suit did nothing but elicit silence from the Lord of Murder. Your breaths were rugged and short, coming in quick succession as you fought to keep yourself in control of your person; Bhaal’s silence drove your mind to wander, to sing for blood; you shook your head and screamed, whacking the piled rats and punching the nearest wall. You repeated the action until you felt less like clawing at your meat suit.
You were quick to notice the pale elf approaching your cell, and you shook your head as your eyes widened when you recognised Astarion. The bastard smiled at you before picking the lock and forgoing any caution. “You shouldn’t be here,” You argue weakly.
Astarion huffed, the cell door now wide open; you had yet to reach out in any manner, “Neither should you,” he counterargued, “you’re filthy, bloody and thin as a rake.” He took the first step and grabbed at your hand, staring disappointedly at the cuts and bruises lining your skin. “I’m taking you home to Hells with the Harpers and whoever else thinks they can take you from me.”
“How did you find me?” You stared at him desperately, holding his hand for dear life.
“That drow we met at Moonrise has her uses,” he responds, tugging at your arm, “we can catch up when we’re far from here.”
You followed without resistance, shuffling along the dark narrow corridors, it was luck that you didn’t bump into anyone on your way out, or the journey back to Baldurs Gate. It’s another miracle Astarion sneaks you through to the Upper City without spilling any blood. He led you to a large set of manors lumped under one estate by the looks of the courtyard, a handful of people moved about tending to said courtyard—sweeping, trimming the hedges, polishing the statuettes, and cleaning the fountains.
“Nice home,” you commented.
“Thank you, pet,” the elf is cheerfully proud of his home. The servants stop in their work when they spot Astarion, and all bow, returning to their work respectively once the elf walks past them. The interior is as lavish as the exterior—a richly coloured rug drew a path along the floor; at each side, paintings and columns alternated along the walls as chandeliers lined the ceiling above. More servants are also busy at work here; they bow the same as the ones outside and only continue their work once Astarion has passed them.
The servants give you uncertain glances, confusion and fear in their expressions. “Ignore them pet; they should know better,” Astarion hissed, and their gazes darted away.
“Are they spawn?” you inquire.
“Most,” he shrugged in response, leading you through the halls to a room devoid of anyone else close by. His room, no doubt. “Some outsiders from the Outer City looking for a new life.” He led you to a tub and ran it with water and just about every perfume and soap he had at his disposal and all but begs you to step into the tub. It takes five cases of andanthe and shampoo to clean your hair thoroughly and two pitchers of a strong-scented liquid wash soap to wash out the dirt from the skin. Astarion picks up the skin and food between your teeth and shoves a whole stick of tooth powder down your throat.
“Is this necessary?” you cough at the strong, minty taste as the tooth powder turns to foam in reaction with saliva.
“If you want my cock and tongue down your throat,” Astarion scrubbed your second set of canines, “then yes.”
The water is dirty brownish-red when you step out of the tub; it’s strange to be without grime after so long, you look at yourself in the mirror. Despite everything, it was still you.
Astarion draped a fluffy towel over your shoulders, “Tomorrow, we’ll get a tailor and cobbler in here for you.”
“You want to doll me up?” you snort.
Astarion rolled his eyes, “You need to blend in,” he lightly chastised, “and I have an appearance standard to adhere to.” He huffed, drawing a chuckle from you. “After the tailor and cobbler, we’ll take care of your hair.”
“Hmm,” you nod as he dried off your body. “Whatever you say, starlight.”
End Note:
This started off as a Drabble but then we ended up here with another AU 🤪💀. The way I had to go look at a map of Baldurs Gate and was reminded how shit I am at reading maps lmfao 😭 I have read the Forgotten Realms wiki on so much for this fic. Stay Hydrated.
#astarion x bhaalspawn male reader#ascended astarion x bhaalspawn male reader#I found out about one of the other Durge endings and decided to run with it o(`ω´ )o#long-haired astarion should do things to me that would make the Hells sing and weep in ecstasy or something like that (☆ω☆)#I also remembered kaomoji existed and now they're a part of me#🔪🩸🦇 Blood & Lust 🔪🩸🦇#I didn't know what else to call this au lmfao#I think they match each other's freak (´。• ω •。)#half of this was typed on my Mac the rest on my phone 😔✌️🏾#originally I was going to have Astarion refurbish Cazador’s manor but 1. I hate the man and 2. I don't know if there's a floor plan#so I decided to give Astarion a new home and I wish we got to see the upper city so here Cazador Gortash Astarion etc. were/are in the UC#baldurs gate 3 imagine
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he’s literally just a silly little bbg guy !!!✨…
#31 new TS songs & I’ve now drawn two memes from the same one🕴️#every song on TTPD is actually about Fyodor & BSD actually did you know actually#AND BC I MAKE THE RULES I declare that the birdie is okay !!!#don’t FRET🕊️😭#he was simply startled by the 🩸 that was already on Fyodor’s hand…😀😶🌫️#his potential 🩸-related ability…messy business is all😶#also this piece is great bc it shows just how inconsistently I’m able to draw one(1) man who I am entirely fixated on😀 pffft💕#fyodor#fyodor dostoevsky#fyodor fanart#bsd#bsd fanart#bungou stray dogs#bungou stray dogs fanart#bungo stray dogs#bungo stray dogs fanart#fanart#ttpd#taylor swift#the tortured poets department#artists on tumblr#artists of tumblr#bsd fyodor#fyolai#anime#manga#bsd manga#memes#who’s afraid of little old me#meme drawing
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the pintshipping and chainshipping parallels are real to ME. anyways i made a handy chart.
#sorry i think about the lawrence/adam callbacks a lot. jigsaw also heavily has it w the anna and ryan scene#but idgaf abt either of them LMFAO. i just like brit and mallick lots and lots.#theres way more in the middle that i could not fit. like brit leaving to get them both help. etc etc#mine#saw#saw v#chainshipping#pintshipping#lawrence gordon#adam faulkner stanheight#mallick scott#brit stevenson#🩸 tag
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if witcher 4 is set in the past, but in the recent past… in other words, the heyday of witchers… that would actually be way more interesting than setting it in the distant past, because we have so much more developed, canon context already for that period. there’s already a skeleton to hang a story on.
in addition to being able to bring back some already known characters. imagine meeting like, hen gedymdeith. what if we can know of tissaia training philippa as her pupil. meet eithné… uh… just the same as she ever was i guess, but with her daughter alive this time. encounter future scoia’tael agents as kids. i want to see falka on the stake
#that all is from various centuries and would have to span multiple centuries but im just saying examples#if that happens i will feel like marty mcfly#and… cdpr… 👉👈…#witcher contract quest where you meet regis but all you do is hold his hair while he vomits#and you know i’ve always wanted something like the oxenfurt drunk but set 200 years ago and with mah guy regis#and instead of killing him you sit down in the gutter with him and are like man you gotta change your life around#and he’s like i know 😭😭😭🩸🩸🩸#(the blood emojis are him covered in blood)#just consider: you could depict him with a younger hairline#the elbow-high diaries#omg i just cackled imagining regis doing the pose orianna did in the night to remember trailer#‘things like… me 😇?’#higher vampires in the witcher = good because when they commit crimes against humanity they tuck a hair behind their ear and giggle#[timed dialogue option UI] ‘and what do you think i am’ 1. a higher vampire… 2. to put it mildly a monster. a blood sucking fiend#3. a man who looks like he needs some help 😐#sorry. interesting thought about the witcher devolved into writing regis fanfiction in the tags. well many such cases on my blog
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I've been looking at the incest/fauxcest tag recently... very interesting... I'm also pretty sure that Tumblr was designed to give me new kinks every other month.
Now I cant imagine what it would be like if they called me their big brother. Not in the sweet way but in the "I'm learning from you because you're the one I look up to"-way. Only that what they will learn from me is not how to paint or clean, but how to commit murder and dissect them.
#they know I'm talking about them but I dont have the bravery to tell them that this is a thing in my head...#this scenery = biggest dream#paraphilia#pro para#n3cr0#murder kink#g0re k!nk#g0rec0re#g0r3 k1nk#cw g0re#inc3$t#inc35t#1nc3$t#1nc35t#fauxcest#fauxc3st#big brother#big bro/little sis#big bro/lil sib#my soul 🐇#hellmade 🩸
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