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sworeidnevercompromise · 1 month ago
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ꨄ︎ pillow talk: a drew starkey smau part one > series masterlist
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liked by lucaguadagninoarchive and others filmupdates It was announced a few months ago that Y/N Y/L/N and Drew Starkey are set to star in the upcoming "Pillow Talk" remake directed by Luca Guadagnino. The trio will be discussing the film at the 81st annual Venice Film festival this Wednesday.
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y/nweloveyou agh yay my girl's going to venice!
youruser 💚 ・ ♥️ by author
drewstarkeyfan !!!!! venice venice venice!
y/narchive Currently leaping for joy right now!
reputation1389 umm...who was asking for a remake of this movie & also why the hell would they cast y/n to play jan lmfao
officialmikeymadison_ !!!!
madelyncline yes yes yes
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liked by y/narchive and others youruser venice! ti amo moltissimo! 💚
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bestfrienduser venice film festival TOMORROW how are you feeling queen
youruser @/bestfrienduser so so excited
lucaguadagninoarchive 💚💚💚 ・♥️ by author
allabouty/n ohh ur gonna serve w ur red carpet look i just know it
taliaryder bellissima
alexademie need to see you soon
youruser yes let's grab a slice 🍕
drewstarkey press tour t minus 1 week ・♥️ by author
alexanderludwig Can't wait!
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liked by allabouty/n and others y/narchive y/n has arrived at the venice film festival!
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allabouty/n GOD she looks good wtf! ・ ♥️ by author
timotheechalametpapsmear y/n y/l/n it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard
quietquitting @/timotheechalametpapsmear "no sexual urges or desires" is insane bc she's literally the most gorgeous woman alive. i simply cannot relate to ur statement timotheechalametpapsmear @/quietquitting i'm crying LMFAOOO
sallythecinephile yeah she ate ・♥️ by author
samanthasnarkington it's giving cunty tissue paper
allabouty/n @/samanthasnarkington 💀
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liked by drewstarkeyfan and others drewstarkeypics Drew has arrived at the 81st annual Venice Film Festival!
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drewstarkeyfan the outfits & the posing r kinda killing me lowkey it's giving 🧍‍♂️
supercargo @/drewstarkeyfan the way y/n was serving looks & poses on the red carpet and drews lowkey just standing there is so funny. go girl give us nothing
reputation1389 he looks so gorgeous now all i have to do is get y/n away from him
supercargo @/reputation1389 oh that's not... samanthasnarkington @/reputation1389 shut the fuck up
drewstarkeyfan he's blowing a kiss to me in the last slide btw
rafeyswife33 @/drewstarkeyfan hey girl i hate to tell you this but he's actually my man drewstarkeyfan @/rafeyswife33 i will fight you to the death.
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liked by reina115 and others allabouty/n pics of y/n during her press interview for luca guadagnino's pillow talk.
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reputation1389 this look is BORING!
y/nssangels wow this hair really suits her she's so cute
drewy/nthinker Y/N I LOVE YOU!
lovely232 她有一张人们过去常常为之去打仗的脸。・♥️ by author
y/nitalia ciao bella
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liked by drewstarkeynation and others drewstarkeypics ✨NEW✨ Drew at the Venice Film Festival, discussing Pillow Talk
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drewstarkeynation His eyes are the same shade of blue as the background 😍
supercargo i'm salivating
jmeade123 smash next question
reputation1389 slide 2 is him when he sees people shipping him with y/n
y/nssangels @/reputation1389 i am in your walls.
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liked by drewstarkey and others youruser sick of teaser trailers, i know. pillow talk's full trailer releases tomorrow. movie comes out in just 2 months. i have never loved a project more. luca - adapting such a classic film can be challenging, but you knocked it out of the park. drew, sweet drew, i couldn't have asked for a better costar. & to my fans: i hope you all love this movie as much as i do. see you @ the movies november 7th. 💚
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drewstarkey november can't come soon enough
youruser @/drewstarkey counting down every second
caring1spunk slide 6. smash. ・♥️ by author
a24 💚
y/nweloveyou will you be posting for every press tour stop?
youruser @/y/nweloveyou most likely! brace yourselves for spam LMFAO
drewy/nthinker "drew, sweet drew" is insane just kiss already ・ ♥️ by author
samanthasnarkington @/drewy/nthinker OMFG SHE LIKED THIS IS CRAZY drewy/nthinker @/samanthasnarkington i literally almost passed out guys is drew x y/n coming true ?!?!?!?!?!?!
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liked by youruser and others drewstarkey director's cut
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alexanderludwig Excited to be on this press tour with you, man!
drewstarkey @/alexanderludwig can't wait brother youruser @/alexanderludwig @/drewstarkey 🎶 2 heads 2gether can b better than 1 🎶
madelyncline proud of u bud ・ ♥️ by author
dstarkeynews I’m so proud of you, never stop. ❤️
a24 !!!!
obx they grow up so fast 😥 ・♥️ by author
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liked by explqin and others y/nupdates Y/N serving gelato at a shop in Venice
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singkirbysing So so happy that my song Kool Aid has been put over a video of this gorgeous girl @/youruser. Can't wait to see the new movie! ・♥️ by author
youruser @/singkirbysing i love you wtf!!!
youruser slinging gelato is kind of my calling ngl ・ ♥️ by author
youruser tbh had no idea this video was being taken. why'd i serve so hard ・♥️ by author
y/nweloveyou she looks good in every single frame she's so photogenic i feel physically ill
y/nssangels this is right near my house i'm scared
left4rat i would pay one million dollars to have y/n hand me gelato
drewstarkeyfan all that gelato and she's still somehow the sweetest thing in there
fairylights2222 mother served (literally)
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liked by y/narchive and others y/nweloveyou day 1 of the pillow talk press tour complete!
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liked by y/narchive and others y/nitalia Y/N servizio per gelati a Venezia. È così bella, questo vestito e il trucco le stanno così bene. 😌 (Y/N serving gelato in Venice. She is so beautiful, this dress and makeup look so good on her. 😌)
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liked by youruser and others bestfrienduser @/youruser press tour brought her to me in greece
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youruser see you again soon beautiful ♥️ by author
youruser why r u literally radiant
bestfrienduser @/youruser all you gorgeous youruser @/bestfrienduser stop i'm going to kiss you
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cosmicourple · 4 months ago
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I am (not) sorry for showing this idea to the EPIC fandom,,
Timeloop A.U w/ Odysseus. Timeloop resets back to waking up to the Wind Bag opening every time Ody’ either dies or falls asleep after making it back home & after killing the Suitors bc hehe suffer short man 🤌🧍‍♂️.
so ye, obviously u got the usual Timeloop Angst + added trauma & all that,,,,, ye, ye, uh nu & also said Timeloop has ‘:3ly’ caused some lasting changes on Ody’ like more of his Demigod genes showing (+ added Demigod uncannyness hehehaha), scars of previous Loop wounds now appearing & staying on his body, body acclimating to have basically inhuman reflexes, strengh, all that Demigod jazz. Including: insane muscle memory.
Including the muscle memory of taking massive God Cock / Kinky Deity Stuff. Just- hear me out pls 😇
imagine, Ody’s’ currently on like, what??? The 997 Loop??? Kinda lost basically any and all previous remains of moral?, EXTREMELY FUCKING BORED- also kinda given up all hope of finding a way to break out of this living hell??? (So the usual stuff for timeloops). Now just trying to pass the now constantly resetting time??????? Has currently made it up to Thunderbringer & is feeling a bit less apathetic towards his crew plus just feels like switching things up from them dying again lol he’s very numb rn so:
decides he’s feeling for some ‘There Are Other Ways’ type activity (minus the attempted murder,,,, tho-), precedes to seduce Zeus n get whisked away to be bed, while crew is now being blown towards home, with a lot of shet 2 think about rn ggggfff but anyway & just when Zeus is smugly revealing his big ahh dick, he expects Ody’ to be wide eyed, maybe a bit horrified on “how is that suppose to fit????”, only to look down and. The mortal is just. Staring blankly (almost bored—) at his member, bc, he’s seen it before, taken it before, & at first, in those first few sexy encounter! Loops, it had been overwhelming, had felt rlly big & full inside of him,, but now???.
Ody’s’ body remembered the fullness, the stretch, the overstimulation, the ridiculous feeling of power radiating from it, matching who it belonged to hahaja- & now knew how to take it without nearly,,,,, any problem lmao.
it gets even more weird & a bit distressing 4 Zeus when he’s like “oooooookay- ehemanyways- I can still work w/ this & get the usual reactions” n starts doing the usual (to Odysseus ‘routine’) preparation n teasing. Is barely started when Ody’ silently huffs, still very bored, reaches out and grabs Zeus’s cock, lifts himself up towards the King of Gods while smoothly positioning said wiener :) to be right under his hole, & before Zeus can get a word out due to mental buffering (knew this bitch had balls but what—), he slides down onto his dick in one swift motion.
this has also happened w/ Poseidon. W/ both of them in fact, in Loops before :333333.
cue, the literal-out-of-the-Loop(s) crisis from Zeus :D🫶🫶🫶. (one of the many to be expected from everyone lolo)
,,idk I jst want feral man baffling dem Gods, & in general:
turning up the Monstertm to. 16.
(technically) cannibalising Deities :3.
looking at his whole crew dying like 😐.
trolling crew w/ Demigod uncannyness. Especially in serious situations.
using said Demigodness to fuck around, explore, be free & feral :D.
beat the shit out of Calypso.
beat the shit out of sea monsters.
doing the crouching cryptid pose, freaky yellow glowing eyes & all :3.
more murder.
other morally fucked stuff idk yet <].
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cowboymantis · 3 months ago
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🚦🚦🚦TRAFFICBLR I HAVE SUCH GOOD SHOWS FOR YOU THAT GIVE THE SAME BRAINROT AS THE LIFE SERIES 🚦🚦🚦
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I've been meaning to do this post for so long now, but last Wild Life session being everyone having superpowers finally gave me the motivation-
Have you ever heard of Kamen Rider? No? Now you have. Kamen Rider is a Tokusatsu (Japanese practical effect focused genre, in the case of Kamen Rider it's a superhero-type Toku) show that has existed since 1971, but gets new seasons with new characters/worlds/stories every time.
And every now and then, there are seasons that just give me those brainworms like the Life Series does. And I need to share with you the seasons that I especially enjoyed as a Life Series fan 🥺 I don't think there's much overlap in the fandoms, because they're such different ones, but trust me on this one.
Do you like...
- death games
- time loops
- ever repeating death games in time loops
- characters being forced only to watch while their friends are continuously killing each other in every timeline
- people being silly :3
- absolute insanely intense homoerotic drama (it's one of those things I think both fandoms enjoy a lot from what I've seen 🧍‍♂️)
- watchers and eye-themed admins making sure the game is going as planned
- winners and/or last man standing of a battle royale type game never really winning because it will all repeat anyway and they have to compete and fight strangers and friends all over again
- everyone dying, no one ever really winning in this inescapable fight
... then you will love several Kamen Rider seasons! I'm being so vague and try not to say which season is which of those things named. But some also fit multiple. Those seasons I present first all have a very similar theme, like the Life Series.
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Kamen Rider Ryuki, Kamen Rider Blade, Kamen Rider Geats, Kamen Rider Gaim.
Fun fact! Any Madoka Magica fans here? The creator of it loved Kamen Rider Ryuki so much, it was one of his main inspirations for Madoka Magica. (Very noticable... /pos) And after that he also created a Kamen Rider season, and that is Gaim. So if you love PMMM like me, oh you will be eating GOOD with those seasons!!
Also, some random imagery from Geats. The command buckle forms (pictured on the left), I just put out of fun bc they have Hotguy or Gigacorp colours, which Hermitcraft fans will be very familiar with 😌
And on the right, one of my points from earlier, eye-themed admins. Not really a spoiler to just tell you that straight up, don't worry. Also I guess you could say at one point there's something similar to the boogey..??
Anyway, the picture on the bottom... Do I even have to say anything? DO I??? WATCHER MOMENT??
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I don't have anything to show for Ryuki, Blade and Gaim, I think? Or rather, nothing that wouldn't be too spoilery. Those are seasons that fr you just need to take in and take over your life and give you brainworms.
One thing I can say about them is that they have forever changed my brain chemistry and I think about them daily and whenever I think of them I want to scream . Real
OH UHH yeah Ryuki has a character named Ren wow! So many similarities! Well, actually, I guess I need to show you Shinji, the protagonist. Because if you love the silly idiots of the Life Series, you will love him too. One of my favs ever and he's so so silly. So stupid. Such an idiot. Everyone hates him and wants him dead and he just wants to make frens... His only crime was being too silly...
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Now, there are two more seasons I want to recommend.
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Kamen Rider OOO, Kamen Rider Ex-Aid.
Okay, this is a bit shorter, so first starting off with Ex-Aid. Another season I love SOSOSO much. Anyway, it is videogame themed yippie!! And there's an insane game master with a god complex whee!! Also uh... The newest Wild Life episode reminded me . So much. Of Ex-Aid. Because of the zombies. Since there is a character here who basically becomes a zombie and continuously dies in the silliest ways only to literally respawn again. So yeag.
Another thing, I love suit designs that, and I genuinely don't know if this was intentional, look like they have moustaches 😭
This season also has my #1 fav Kamen Rider character!! :3 ONCE AGAIN last Wild Life session, I had to think about this character too. Because of Bdubs powers...
Anyway.
NOWWW... KAMEN RIDER OOO...
One of the funniest and most dramatic and gayest seasons of Kamen Rider fr. I love it so much.
Did you pay attention to the OOO poster? The colours? Yeah, people who love Kamen Rider OOO in the fandom will often put a 🚦in their bio or name. Just like a certain other fandom right...
Funnily enough, ever since I've gotten into Kamen Rider a while back, there's often fanart where I can't tell at first if it is OOO or Life Series fanart. Yeah. Shall I show you why this might be the case? Let me pick some random Kamen Rider OOO screenshots:
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Those two idiots are LITERALLY desert duo. Like. I don't know what to tell you. It's just insane 😭
And I know, scarian is a super popular ship (personally I don't ship it, I absolutely love their silly dynamics tho and all), and so are them!!!
We got Ankh, a so-called Greeed, being the angry blonde red-themed bird sidekick of the main character Eiji's silly superhero character (Calling it superhero is always so weird- but it's kinda hard talking too Toku-y for people new to it), who is maybe also secretly a little bit messed up. They are the ultimate doomed yaoi too, if you like that lmao? 😭 I'M PULLING ALL THE STRINGS TO GET MORE PEOPLE INTO KAMEN RIDER!!!
On top of that, even with all the drama happening later on in OOO, it has to be one of, if not the funniest season, at least to me!!
There's so much sillyness happening and I just love it..
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Also this famous scene:
SO WHAT TO YOU SAY DO YOU DEFINETLY ABSOLUTELY WANT TO WATCH KAMEN RIDER NOW?? GOOD!!
((Sidenote. If you do decide to and are a bit clueless as to where to watch, you can always ask me what who said that nothing suspicious going on here Toei assassins-))
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tanukitsuneko-suki · 1 month ago
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build episode 44 thoughts:
- no more memes i’m expressing myself solely through text
- kazumin and gentokun i’m sorry i know you guys are trying your best but this is so funny to me. can you imagine the guilt they’d feel after senryuu saves their asses
- THEY JUST GAVE UP ROFL
- ah. Oh. Okay. One last bottle if they succeed with kazumin and gentoku. huhhhh i wonder who would that be 🤔
- maybe there are parallel universes involved. because i do wonder. i know k** has that even if only in the spin-off movie
- i think the dad is Good actually but i kinda hate his ass atm so ✌︎('ω')✌︎
- my son looks like a moron in these contraptions
- half-naked banjo and he’s unmoved ohhhh i could never
- BLIZZARD KNUCKLE FUCK I KNEW IT!!!! I FUCKING KNEW HE’D LOOK GOOD IN ICE/AS AN ICE DRAGON FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKKK!!!!!!!! THANK YOU SENTO SAIKOU DESHOU TENSAI DESHOU 😭🙏🙏💙💙💙💙💙❄️❄️❄️
- KONO MAMA ARUKI TSUDZUKETERUUUUU
- oh my god they ARE getting turned into lost smashes 😭😬
- wait. the episode title??? THE END OF EVOLT??? HUH?
- they’re so fucking suicidal too damn okayyyy
- “at first it was for my home.” so now is it for sento or what :-|
- they’re so funny acting in the tubes btw
- hell NAHHHHH THEY JUST DROPPED BY THE FACILITY FOR A FREE UPGRADE 😂
- AND THEY JUST FUCKING RAN AWAY GENKAZU STOP YALL ARE TOO FUNNY😭😭😭😭
- do you guys think they also stayed up playing monhun too
- married couple saving their bachelor friends lmfao
- i think it’s funny. like. mid-season i was still unconvinced it’s that shippable but. they’re literally giving married couple vibes atm. which is a feat coming from two men who feel TOTALLY single when you don’t see them with each other
- it’s the unwavering trust they have for each other
- he’s giving sento lore exposition/enemy intel while saying his villain speech that’s why i’m not really convinced he is evil
- oh yeah see exactly (he just proved me right 2 seconds later)
- have i mentioned that the kazusen neck caress got to me last episode
- “and besides, we don’t want to be a burden to you guys anymore” NOOOOOO BABYYYY NOT LIKE THIS 😭😭 I WANTED YOU TO LEVEL UP BUT NOT LIKE THIS
- banjo continues to be insane as always❤️ go king
- KAZUMIN😭😭😭😭😭 FUCK
- to be fair i’ll throw hands for a banjo ryuga body pillow too
- banjo being interested in sawa in a bikini is throwing me tf off 😂
- hehe…hehe lol…. can’t take grease and rogue to fights…but it’s okay if it’s him and banjo…hehe…hehe best match 🥰❤️💙 red blue magma ice hehehe…
- i think if either of them dies rn it would be really bad
- aaaah evolt is getting suspicious
- i actually like that sento pushes banjo so hard because that means he relies on banjo a lot. it’s a connection as if the other is their own person. there’s nobody else sento trusts more in the world right now other than banjo
- UWAAAAH AND BANJO RESPONDING IN KIND 😭😭😭 BEST MATCHHH ❤️💙❤️💙
- y’all think their cell service providers are eavesdropping on their calls lol
- banjo eating gentoku’s shitty food with no reaction 😭 my man’s tastebuds have been BURNED
- fuckass evacuation center sleeping quarters 😭
- BANJO WAKE UP
- sento is very wife-shaped
- YAYYYYYYY HELLO YOU GUYS
- heated drama between men..
- GENTOKU LMFAOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭
- HOW DO YOU GO FROM EARLY SEASON BIG BAD TO COMIC RELIEF HE’S KILLING ME. REWATCHING BUILD IS GONNA BE SO UNSERIOUS 😭😭😭 GENTOKU
- so cute babyyyy ❤️🐇
- hmm…evolt vs. chronicle..i wonder…
- it’s saying all this shit but it can’t even do anything without them fixing its driver lol
- well we have five episodes left so..?
- no you didn’t win 😭 my sweet summer children
- aaaah. it was staged ✨ very yabai ne
- the triple baka standing at the back lmfao 😭😭 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️
- well nevermind maybe he really is evil 😭 you really can’t trust estranged fathers man…
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yup. I'm roundin out the collection. fuck it. that was then this is now thoughts:
CRAZY intro. lovin this music hello.
EMILO ESTAVAN??? lovin how every se Hinton movie has to have either matt dillion or emilo estavan or both (AOUGH N HES SWAGGED OUT)
stole 2 milk jugs just to promptly drop one on someone's lawn as u run for the bus.
'what is it?' a car bryon' 'did u steal it?' man where do u think? u friends got a car in 15 seconds? do u think he BOUGHT it?
wait hold on. that scene is remindin me of somethin. hold on. OH. ok the scene where they run the red light n two cars almost crash is real reminiscent of when rusty james n the motorcycle boy did the same yeah? yall know what I'm talking about?
BRYON GOIN TO PUT HIS SEAT BELT ON N MARK SIDE EYIN HIM HELP
CURLY???? MY baby... what did they do to u... actually wait this eyeliner goin insanely hard nevermind. but WHERE IS HIS LONG ASS HAIR GIVE IT BACK
AWWW stop I ain't even payin attention to whatever the fuck they're sayin cause angela went over n asked curly for a juice n then curly turned around n stole one for her. hmm. siblings ever perhaps.
actually cannot get over marks lil jacket. Will be thinkin about forever. n his earrin. n his bringin bryons ma a flower. n his sittin up on the end table legs swingin. AOUGH
if mark wasn't such a deliquent I think him n soda would actually get along real well. actually. hold on. maybe I'll make a seperate post here but there's somethin there. also pony clearly likes a certain personality type (loud, funny, impulsive) ie (sodas my favorite brother, marks my friend, curly.)
WAIT BRYON ALSO HAS AN EARRIN.
the way bryon just stands there like 👁👁 blinkin at cathy
Mark whistlin at bryon. very important to me
HELLO??? THEIR FRIEND RAPPIN WHILE THEY JUST TAP OFF BEAT ON THE CAR JAJAWGHDJNSJW
IS THAT M N M??? awww he's so CUTE what the hell!! goddamn why did curly just side eye the FUCK outta him
obsessed with the way curly is always just standin around lookin. he ain't got shit to say but he's observin.
just LOOK at all those COLORS
did he just shove an m n m up he nose. DID HE JUST SHOOT IT OUT. EW
goddamn these children are bullies. also. I ain't makin fun a ya. HEY. ARE U MAKIN FUN A HIM.
M N M N HIS CLOTHES THAT ARE ALL TO BIG AW
what the hell am I watchin. one. crazy start. I want ya to sing for me? 🤨 two. how about? jingle bells? why the hell is that ur song choice. three. WHY ARE YOU SINGIN IT
n go get a haircut? mama. curlys already bald mama give him BACK his hair
'curlys?' 'curlys.' 'jeez ur gettin to be as bad as me' 🧍‍♂️. 'never.'
damn even the BUS driver got beef with Mark what the hell did u do to HIM
'you're goin to the dance with Cathy? I thought u were gonna go stag with me n the guys' *leg starts bouncin a mile a minute* there's somethin to be said about how emilo chooses to portray Mark's body language. n it is good.
Mark playin pool alone aough
'it's either let u borrow it or someone'll steal it' they both side eye mark
wait a damn minute. somethin just occurred to me. they changed the time period this is supposed to be set in.
'you wanna buy that goddamn table!' 'sure! I'll have the movers coke pick it up in the mornin' guys I fear I giggled
awww them crowded into the bathroom together gettin ready :(
they say hi bryon like a hundred times in his scene
M N MS REAL NAME IS HOWARD???
why the fuck is m n ms dad such a bitch. I hate that guy. fuck that guy frl.
'where ya goin?' ' around the block a couple times' I fear he ate his ass up.
bryon gettin outta the car to hustle around n open the door for Cathy HA
they did the whole shepard family dirty. wait. do we get to see tim. WAIT WE DO YEAH? OHHH I CANT WAIT
do we get to see ponyboy?? he's in the book right? WAIT IS THAT HIM IN THE YELLOW?? I don't care WHAT is happenin in this scene I just wanna see pony
is that? pony? he didn't even do anythin :( he didn't even get to talk :(
bryon grabbin mark by the head n shovin him through the window. Mark fuckin with his cut. him? beat boxin?
the whole conversation in the car kinda got my ass. 'you ever get the feelin things are changin? comin to an end?' *hopeful* 'yeah' *scared*
'now everybody's swept away' 'or grown up.' AOUGH
THEY SAID THE TITLE OF THE MOVIE THAT WAS THEN THIS IS NOW REFERENCE
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atomsminecraft · 3 months ago
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Ok so I was on TikTok
Now stay with me everybody please this will be so funny
I learned about this new move you can do in chess
And apparently it’s rare
It’s called en passant
Keep in mind I never played chess before this is just from what I learned in TikTok
Pretty much two pawns come next to each other and you go vertical and behind it and it’s gone
Imagine pulling that shit on Toa
MC: I just took your pawn
Toa: Pardon? No, my pawn stays
MC: Actually 🤓 this rare moves means it does no
Just watch him go insane
I wanna see that man become stumped
Just watch him go🧍‍♂️
Imagine mc wins the game from that move 💀
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bonesfucker3000 · 4 months ago
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hows the obsession with that old man going?
*holds out mic to you*
I uhhhhh 🚶
Bones is still driving me insane, even more than usual, I just can not be normal about him. Like my Pinterest board 'my type' is 95% TOS Bones- I need him carnally 🧍‍♂️
Also I am now fully obsessed with Picard...I need to be put down at this point-
I JUST LIKE MY OLD MEN 😭
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kennyomegasweave · 1 year ago
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Playboyy Finale Reaction
I am just sitting in my bed staring off at my wall in utter silence.
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Under the cut are my live thoughts during this finale and you can see me descend into insanity.
Oh poor Phop is in hella debt? Baby. 
FIRST, SOONG DOESN'T WANT TO BE YOUR SUGAR BABY. But also Soong. Baby. Just let yourself be a sugar baby. He's younger than you anyway. "I don't want to sit around and do nothing and still live an expensive life." Okay Soong that's admirable but like. Couldn't be me. 
Okay, if Nont and Prom think someone's gonna bust in the door, maybe don't stand in the doorway? Also. Yes Nont, finally get your dad involved. There's no need for your friends to be doing all this. Your dad is rich and connected.
"No one has issues with me like you do." Captain, my favorite boy, Puen isn't the one that's been an asshole here. I'm sorry though, are we gonna get Captain having some character growth in the last two episodes after being the absolute worst? Oh baby. 
TUTOR. SOONG. NO. First. Oh. He's really gonna fuck up his relationship over this huh. Goddammit First. Baby you can't just make appointments to beat up men sexually when you feel bad. That's not what we do love.
NUTH. My boy. NO.
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Aww Nont is like this was not the fucking plan. Has a single plan of Nont's gone well? Because I don't think anything's gone like he wanted this entire show.  
Oh shit wait. Damn. Is Nuth gonna go down for Nant's murder now??? Holy shit. Can someone please go find Phop cause he is just sobbing alone in their shitty apartment.
Hey Keen! My love! Just sitting on the couch like you belong. Glad you're here to campaign for Nuth. That's my boy. My two boys.
I kinda feel like Nont should have brought Prom as backup for this scene. Cause everyone else has their man (except Porsche because Jump said he didn’t want to hang out with these losers I guess?) and he's just standing there like 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️.
Well. My dear sweet mentally unwell child is in prison. So. I mean. I guess that's that. FOR FIVE YEARS??? HE'S GONNA DO FIVE YEARS??? OH MY FUCKING GOD. 
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Jump and Porsche are cute. But Nuth is gonna be in prison for five years and Phop is a baby in hella debt and I'm just like.
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I mean, lick that dick Porsche, but what does that mean to me right now. When Nuth is IN PRISON for FIVE YEARS. 
....is Phop OD'ing??? What in the fuck is going on??? Like is he really fucking dying right now??? Alone??? In his fucking bathroom while his man is in prison??? 
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Welp. I think the baby just fucking OD'd alone in his bathroom while his man is in prison so like. When I tell you. There's 13 minutes left in this show and I'm done. I AM DONE.
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At this point I am so angry that I'm not even reacting. Like. This show really just wanted to hurt my fucking feelings and did. Unless they do some surprise twist? I'm sick. This is SICK.
What the fuck is that painting??? Am I supposed to recognize who that is??? Cause Zouey's art is shit and I don't. What the fuck is going on here. I've long since realized I'm too dumb for the plot so like I just need someone to tell me if Phop is alive cause I don't think he is. And I need to know. I NEED TO KNOW.
I'M STILL ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS ABOUT PHOP BUT THEY JUST BUSTED OUT SOME BONKERS ASS SHIT WITH FIVE MINUTES LEFT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. 
Umm okay so it just ended??? I'm guessing they cliffhangered it for a second season? But these shows RARELY ever get a second season??? Oh this was an entire waste of my fucking time. I'm not even mad. I'm actually laughing. lol
WAIT IS THIS WHOLE THING NUTH'S SCREENPLAY??? DID PHOP KILL NANT??? What the shit is happening here??? Again, I'm not even mad now. I'm in awe of this. lol
Well, that certainly happened. Alright then. I don't even know what to say at this point.
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vacantgodling · 1 year ago
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I'd love to hear about cult of the pale moon messiah (and also gender if you wanna share) ~ @void-botanist
thank youuuuu!!
so gender is a playlist of songs that are just gender to me. i haven’t updated it in a BIT so idk how accurate some of them still are 🤔 it’s less of how i currently experience gender and more like the gender i Want to be. just something about the sounds and vibes of these songs are if i could snap my fingers and have any body and style etc i want it’d be this: (also sorry not sorry it’s all kpop)
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N E WAY. cult of the pale moon messiah is a very… underdeveloped wip. it actually (surprisingly for me) came from a dream i had after reading that one writing prompts post talking about being imprisoned for 400 years or smthn and you actually live to see the full sentence. so. here’s just what i wrote down from that dream:
after being caught and tried for murder, a criminal has been sentenced to 111 years in prison. the criminal (a vampire, to which they don’t knows accepts this sentence but requests that he be provided a coffin to sleep in, and that no one provide him with food or water or anything to sustain himself and that no one check his cell for 111 years. the judge agrees, humored, and orders that a building ordinance be put up that no one shall check that cell for 111 years and the building cannot be torn down until this prisoner’s time.
the vampire enters his solitary confinement cell and is locked in the room. the vampire gets into the coffin and lulls itself to sleep.
111 years later, the town is being renovated and workers finally come down to this tomb. they have heard about the ordinance and are darkly amused to see the bones of the fool who would’ve died a horrible starving death for naught. they open the crypt and they pry open the coffin and find the vampire still fully flesh and blood laying there. the first man (older) dies of fright and the other (younger) is devoured by the now awake vampire. then, the vampire escapes.
news quickly spreads of this and though many are concerned at what the FUCK still many others flock to him and begin to worship him as a god. which is how the cult of the pale moon messiah is born.
(they still don’t know he’s a vampire btw🧍‍♂️)
basically those who tend to flock to this “messiah” are fed the lie that they will be able to become immortal by becoming one with him—so it becomes a sex cult but also a blood bag drive because basically they’re lead to believe that if they’re chosen to be drained by the messiah that they are being sent to their second life and will be reborn. a mass hysteria and frenzy over this new religion crops up and starts sending their small land into just sheer goddamn pandemonium (this story takes place in paramour’s universe btw right here
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and yeah it’s very. castlevania (netflix) meets interview with a vampire’s homoeroticism because the Tension between the vampire and the mc man who comes to put a stop to this shit (him btw)
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is kind of insane.
no one has names yet and it’s very just uHHHHH vibes. i’ll figure it out eventually.
there’s only 2 songs on the playlist tho bc i’m look for like. very specific blend of operatic metal like the first song or very heavy handed religious allegory but take me to church but also rocky-poppy like the second im just very picky.
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astrids-multiverse · 9 months ago
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Honestly, i'm not too surprised? I've been on the site before my account .DREKAR on now deactivated accounts (i experienced a callout, and i've been working on myself, which has been such a journey for me.) So i joined Q in 2018. Agust 2018.
But i'm not surprised the site was gonna crash and burn (still doesn't remove the upsetti spaghetti 🥹) i remember when profiles used to be square and not round, and the outages where when i got back saw posts like "I survived the quotev outage of *insert date*" im giggling at some of my old memories rn 🤣
The number of memories i have from quotev being my safe space for years until i was an adult are insane. Quotev raised us when our families didn't want to or couldn't man
omg I joined q on 2018 too!! my url was something.. its kinda embarrassing bc I was 13 at that time lmaoo. it's funny bc when the outages occurred everyone was like "i thought q would be gone forever" and there were some ppl who were like "no it won't, it was just an outage" and look at us rn 🤧🧍‍♂️ ( yes, even if we did see q disappearing, it's so sad ) ahhh yes!! it's so nostalgic tbh 💔
very true! quotev was more than just a quiz site, it was a place where we could be ourselves, where we could ask for help, reach out, make friends, and basically found a loving and positive foundation and such. i learned why many ppl decided to stay as adults too bc its a comfort space and that will be missed. i 100% agree! we are the definition of a found family and that will be irreplaceable 🤧💔
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elizabeth-mitchells · 2 years ago
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re: jeff
i dont know if he'll die? it could go either way?
like it's very important that callie and lisa were the ones in the woods when the unspeakable thing happened, and jeff and walter were maybe like a hundred meters away in whatever direction doing their own crimes but were nevertheless separate from this ritualistic Yellowjackets stuff.
So like, Jeff isnt doomed the way the Yellowjackets seem to be, but Callie IS now, whatever that winds up meaning.
But maybe he IS doomed to be collateral damage, because maybe the Yellowjackets aren't doomed to die they're just doomed to hurt the people around them UNTIL they die???
I dont know but man oh man I wish Lisa had just left when Nat told her to 😭
okay yes!!! like. i want him to die. i mean, i don't want him to die, but i think that the story probably shouldn't end with shauna and jeff living happily ever after. maybe that could happen without him dying tho! he doesn't look very safe to me, but also not entirely doomed. like he's still just... there 🧍‍♂️ a little too close to the Yellowjacketsness, but not in too much danger... but that still kind of a lot more danger than regular people lol
Now, Callie and Lisa? oh boy they are involved now. like you can't be present for something like that and not deal with insane consequences. which i'm Extremely excited and scared of!!! i hope they team up and take their moms and aunts to therapy <3 or more rituals? whatever works for them!
oh don't even mention that 😭 like Lisa probably would've stayed in her room or something if Nat hadn't tried to warn her, right? or at least she wouldn't have brought the gun... it's all so fucked up i'm going to start crying again 😭
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darabeatha · 2 years ago
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@invictah​ said ; ❝ Which do you prefer, running or swimming? ❞ to jason ! and no, esra is NOT at all up to something   🧍‍♂️ ............ 🏃‍♂️💨  /  from: 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄 𝐈 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑
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        ❝ ―Ugh, why do you keep on asking these questions?? Do you even know what silence is?? Obviously swimming! Sure, I AM the captain of the fastest ship that has ever sailed, but if I had to I could swim my way on my own anywhere I wanted- Not that you would understand so i’m now putting it under big terms to help you get the idea- ❞  Well- maybe that might have been an exaggeration, but it wasn’t really a lie if Jason himself truly wished for it to be true very deep down- right?  It wasn’t until after he’s been monologuing to Esra about the sea and his incredibly fast and nicely built legs that could run and swim miles if so he wished and many more other extraordinary feats that he noticed a very particular little grin tugging at the corners of Esra’s lips, one that gave him the biggest chills down the back of his spine and that brought the captain to freeze on the spot- almost as if he knew that if he did or said anything more, he would surely get involved in some sort of insane batshit crazy activity that the other would certainly think to be very normal and non-life threatening. Why was he even just stanting there like that! he could perfectly see through him! through the fact that Esra looked nothing different to him than a wolf ready to jump on a poor, poor innocent sheep! (jason note: make that a bull at least!)
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It was obvious by this point that this was a trap- this was obviously a trap! These questions have been TOO specific for his own liking, and he couldn’t believe it finally hit him...! 
❝ Huooooooggghhhhhhhhh!!!!! Heraaaaaaacleees―!!! ❞ He shouts internally with a mix of concentration and desperation, as if by frowning harder, he would manage to somehow magically manage to send some sort of specific mind waves to Heracles to let him know that he was in danger (not that even if he was able to achieve such feat, Heracles would come in any case) but to him, such words would have meant nothing- heck, at this point; Medea could have done something as well!
He’s.... He’s being cornered like a sheep !!! Don’t look at him like that!! he’s busy, incredibly so! Yet no amount of internally manifesting Heracles would work (this time). He knew it- that he had no time to spare, so it was in that moment that a bright idea appreared inside his mind in the midst of his shouting;  But calm down Jason! if there is something you are the most talented at...... it certainly is at surviving!!. No matter the cost !! I can just tell him― .......!!!
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❝ Oh man but- you know how servants areee- that was waaaaayy in the past, now I don’t know how to swim! (that won’t stop him!! I gotta be more specific!!) nor run― nor walk, nor jump, nor sit on that matter― pshhh... Silly throne of heroes, am I right? besides, I’m a busy captain too, extremely busy. There’s so many things I have to do that I can’t even count them right now- just think of the busiest man in the world and that’s me ! It’s not easy the life of the captain of the Argo, but if you ask Castor and Pollux, surely they’ll be able to help you in whatever freaky task you need ❞
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fearandhatred · 9 months ago
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leanne my dear💖🫂 I have a few asks🤭
✨️🎶✖️👀 🤩🤭
Have a lovely day!
mari my beloved!!! 🥺🩷 thank you so much for the ask
❌️ and 🤭 answered!!
✨ Give you and your writing a compliment. Go on now. You know you deserve it. 😉
🧍‍♂️ i think i am good at evoking emotion? or so i'm told lmaoo. ok no i think i'm good at evoking emotion creatively. kind of linked to the "what are some common things you incorporate" question actually. i think that comparing two unexpected things with each other can add a whole other layer of depth and meaning that could make someone feel more as a result, and i think i'm not bad at doing that 🤭
🎶 Do you listen to music while you write? What song have you been playing on loop lately?
i can't listen to anything while i write because i cannot have input while i am trying to produxe output HAHA. i do listen to music when i'm brainstorming or trying to find inspiration though. listening to the entirety of preacher's daughter by ethel cain on loop was actually what gave me the entire inspiration for transitional heart taxidermy, and six months later i am still listening to that album on loop. insanity but i think ethel is so gifted at storytelling and evoking emotion so it's only fitting
👀 Tell me about an up and coming wip please?
as you please 😌 here is the prologue of my rome fic
Mille vie ducunt hominem per secular Romam—a thousand roads lead a man forever toward Rome; or, colloquially, all roads lead to Rome. Consulting a map would confirm that this is, in fact, true, and it was true also during the era of the Roman Empire: all roads emerged from and thus led back to the capital city of Rome, like the world revolved around it, like it was the centre of a preplanned silk-woven web.
All that is to say, it is rather fitting that Rome was where Crowley needed to be during the height of a cruel reign; where a chance meeting changed everything; where he fell in love with the one being he couldn't stop revolving his whole world around, like a fly caught in a cobweb and freed, just to keep coming back.
🤩 Who is your favorite character to write?
i have not written many characters lmaoo but i love writing hardened (on the outside?) characters with trauma idk it's fun to explore and unpack and find the core of them underneath it all. what led them to this place? would every choice they made have inevitably led them here or was there ever chance it could have turned out differently? like crowley and also kaz brekker from six of crows, which was my first experience writing a full fic (i have not finished it help but it was my first time doing in-depth character exploration and i loved it)
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hello laurie!! <3 insane commute nonnie here (again) omg i read oby yesterday omw to class (ended up staying at my friend's again bc his roommate was still out. sadly he's back) and i should not have done that bc OMG?? BABE I WAS LITERALLY THINKING ABT THEM THE WHOLE TIME UT GOT SO BAD I SAW MY PROFESSOR (he doesn't even look like james. he's just fit in a 'Hear me out guys...' way)N BLUSHED I WAS ACTUALLY GIGGLING AT RANDOM TIMES THINKING ABT THEM also like. sirius n regulus in this😭😭 regulus cursing sirius out for being a good brother is so real to me as someone with 12 year older brother bc he spent my entire childhood terrorizing me n now he's the sweetest person Ever. not even in an evil way he's just genuinely nice to me so if i ever complain abt him everyone goes ??? YOUR brother??? its so annoying (i love him). just reg veing grumpy<3 he's my fav little purse man and ok oh god never thought i'd say this. i have NEVER gotten the whole daddy thing but now im just🧍‍♂️bc i need to call james potter daddy while he fucks me what who said that also like. extreme apologies for how extremely inappropriate this might've gotten i was up all night studying for a quiz we have today (cannot catch a break w these ppl istg) n i swear my brain refuses to function and i have no idea!!! (please pray for me) also i hope you're doing great<3 sadly i do know work and adult things but im glad to know that nothing bad's going on!! you deserve the best<33 also i Absolutely get being funnier in your mother tongue sometimes i have these sudden thoughts n they're soo funny but i have to translate them which is like. okay but the vibes change istg!! i usually end texting my siblings abt it bc someone deserves to know how absolutely funny i am!! (all i do is make dad jokes) and (im actually so sorry bc ik you prob dont mind the book-long asks but its still!! so embarrassing!! like girl why are you yapping sm!!) i haven't read the 2nd part yet (i read the first part n just stared ahead blankly for like an hour after i read the 1st part. it did things to me) but im gonna read it after my quiz as a little treat<3 thank you for writing them sm!!!<3
HI BABE <333 sorry it took me so long to get back to u, life has been soooo hectic istg
AND OMG IM STILL SO SHY ABOUT U READING OBY but i'm so glad u enjoyed it and that it had the desired effect, it's definitely not the type of story u should read in class or just like . in front of ppl . i don't blame u for getting all flustered around ur professor even if he doesn't look anything like james. it's just the vibe yk??? you're literally so real for that
sirius and reg in oby are !! so important to me !! i feel like they have the best relationship in all of my fics, bc they're on good terms on nothing happens too but they argue . a lot . and they're gonna have some issues down the line. and they're also very close in the boxer au but there's still gonna be a lot of angst regarding their relationship. in oby, tho, they're just brothers <3 they love each other so much <3 and i'm so glad i'm portraying their dynamic accurately bc a lot of their convos are based on stuff me and my sisters have talked/fought about lmao
LISTENNNN I ALSO WASN'T INTO THE WHOLE DADDY THING like i didn't mind it and i read it occassionally but i didn't seek it out. but now that i'm actively writing it . well . i guess i kinda get the appeal (girl who doesn't even have a daddy kink) SO I GET U I REALLY DO
u don't have to apologiseeee i'm always happy to open horny hours especially if it's for james potter <3 and also i know it's been a few days but i hope the quiz went well and that u never do that again bc u need to rest!! i mean it!!
i'm doing quite well actually!! work's been a nightmare but apart from that i'm great!! i recently moved into a new flat with two friends and the place is soooo nice i'm in love with it i can't believe it's ours <333 AND SAMEEEE i always complain about it to my sisters or my spanish friends bc it annoys me to no end like . i'm literally soooo funny and it pains me that you'll never realise bc it's only when i speak in my first language ugh
I REALLY DON'T MIND THEM BABE IN FACT I LOVE THEM NEVER STOP and don't apologise again i'll kick ur ass!!! and god you're so very sweet to me, i hope u enjoyed/enjoy it and i'm sending u the biggest hug + forehead kissie in the world MWAH <3
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alligaytorswamp · 3 years ago
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Considering last post i made this nc gacha experience makes sense i guess ahahah i am so normal 🧍‍♂️
So like last 2 event in nu carnival i had to hit that 100 contract guarantee in order to get an event ssr
And both times i got the one i wanted less (aka quincy and then kuya. Both r hella epic but jesus christ i wanted that garu so bad) i had to grind but it's ok at least i got an event ssr u kno 🤪
Anywho this time i was far more prepared b u t they raised the guarantee to 150 contracts?? So i was like damn nvm i might have to fight for my life during last couple of day again. Fine whatever.
I really wanted blade (bc he is a cutie) and yakumo (bc he is a cutie and i dont have any ssrs w him) and kinda didnt want to get olivine (just bc i have other 2 ssr and i dont use em)
So just now i decided to waste like 50 contacts u know.. 1/3 of the unholy way
1 pull - i got yakumos event ssr 🧍‍♂️
2 pull - i collected myself and decided to make a few more pull just for the sake of it
3 pull - i got blades event ssr 🧍‍♂️
I- uhm i am- so i- i js skak hu h na djkcka
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megamindsupremacy · 2 years ago
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I posted 17,721 times in 2022
That's 17,718 more posts than 2021!
607 posts created (3%)
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My Top Posts in 2022:
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Shazam has a tiktok account that’s solely dedicated to doing dangerous things because he’s basically invulnerable
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Dr Seward is SO determined to not be in a Gothic novel and honestly I cannot fault him for this
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Shazam has a Twitter and everything he posts is just straight up lies but nobody can figure out if he has a super weird life or if he’s messing with all of them (it’s both)
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Billy trying to figure out why villains keep throwing glowing green rocks at him and then being surprised when nothing happens and he rocks their shit so one day he brings like a backpack full of Kryptonite up to the Watchtower to ask Batman what the fuck it is only to nearly kill Superman on accident
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My #1 post of 2022
DC Twitter must have been INSANE when it got out that Superboy’s dads were Superman and Lex Luthor. Holy shit. The memes. The ship wars. The homophobes. The mpreg jokes. People would have lost their fucking minds. Lex Luthor releases a statement like “he’s a clone of me and Superman no birth was involved” and people are like KINDA GAY OF YOU TO HAVE A SON WITH ANOTHER MAN, LUTHOR. Lexcorp’s PR team locks themselves in a conference room and refuses to come out for love or money.
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