#🦨 anon

[ohbo-ohno]

Ghost who makes Soap ride him just to watch his huge, pointless cock bounce and slap around on Ghost’s tummy. Ghost who won't let Soap touch it, laughs at it even, because his silly pup thinks he's got a cock worth taking. Maybe calls it a fat little clit idk (sorry, I just love love love bottoms with big dicks and your post made the brain worms writhe) - 🦨

smth about big dick humiliation.....

soap who's either only ever topped or only ever slept with women, who's used to his big dick being a plus, being the reason people will sleep with him sometimes vs. ghost who could not care less about soap's dick

soap and ghost frotting and soap just absolutely melts when he sees how much bigger ghost is than him, how much fatter and heavier his cock is. ghost can wrap his hand around both of them at once (less because soap is small and more because ghost has fucking bear paws for hands)

ghost making soap ride him and totally ignoring his bouncing dick, laughing and saying "almost forgot about that thing" when soap begs for his hands. ghost bending soap over and fucking him for along and patting his stomach and thighs, grunting "can't find your tiny cock, mutt" and laughing when johnny moans

also ghost letting soap fuck his thighs and teasing him about his dick. saying shit like "surprised you could ever get anyone off with that thing, you don't even know how to properly use it" as johnny ruts mindlessly

[miasmaghoul]

Miasma, may I ask for advice? Two of my best friends are getting married to each other in a few months, and have been planning it for a couple of years. They told me the date two years ago to make sure I'd be able to take time off for work, which I've done and told them. Despite me reaching out and trying to keep our friendship active like I normally would (mental health sucks for us all), I haven't heard from them since Feb. The one time they asked if I wanted to hang out I wad so excited and said yes and asked when, and then when I followed up a couple of weeks later asking if they still wanted to, I got brushed off. Am I in the wrong to give up on trying to reach out, especially with a wedding coming up? I haven't been told any info beyond the date and at this point I'm getting pissed at the idea that I'm going to be left scrambling to find something to wear in the right colour and to help with the setting up last minute because they haven't communicated anything. I've done all I can to try support them from afar, and keep my burdens and struggles from them both so that they aren't bitten by empathy, but I'm hurt badly. I don't think they've even sent me a text to say they're thinking of me since June. I'd really like an outside perspective on things, and if I'm being petty and childish if you're willing 🦨

Hi friend.

First off, I'm sorry you're stuck in this position. It's an awful one to be in, and I do understand why you're upset. Navigating adult friendships can be a tumultuous thing, especially when big life events happen, and it can be very easy to feel ignored or forgotten. I, personally, don't think it's petty or childish to be hurt by it. Distance is painful, and unfortunately that usually gets worse before it gets better.

However, I also think it's hard to give an outside perspective on situations like this. I can tell you what I would do, but there's no guarantee that what works for me would work for you. It's entirely possible that your friends simply got caught up in their own lives - wedding planning and the like - to have much time for anyone else. It may not be a personal thing at all, even if it's easy to take it that way. It's possible they've only been focused on each other and yours isn't the only friendship that's suffered for it. Is the alternative possible too? Of course. But ultimately how you react to and handle this depends on you.

Believe me when I say that I understand the mental heath struggles make things like this infinitely harder. It's so easy to fall into the trap of "everyone hates me, I'm the problem", and once you do that's a pit that hard to climb out of. I also understand wanting to keep all of this you yourself so as not to burden others, but here's the thing: your needs are never a burden. This is a lesson I'm still teaching myself, one that is not easy to learn, but it's so, so important. How is anyone supposed to help or support you if they don't know what you're struggling with? I'm not saying to treat your friends like they're therapists, that's not a good solution, but I don't think there is any harm in asking someone who cares for you "hey, I'm having a rough time, can I talk to you about (whatever you're struggling with)?" As a rule, people care more about you than you think. It's just harder to see it when your own brain is trying to trick you into self-hatred.

Anyway, my very meandering point is that you are the only one responsible for your reaction to this situation. If you choose to distance yourself from your friends, it's understandable despite how painful that choice may be. If you choose to send them a message explaining your feelings and asking if there's a reason for their distance, that's also a valid choice. I think the important thing is to try your best to not view yourself as a "problem" here - if you've been trying to reach out and not getting responses, that's not your fault.

But I do encourage you to try and be patient when you don't know what they have going on. I realize this isn't easy, especially if you're someone who struggles with rejection sensitivity (relatable, I promise), but I urge you to try to give them the benefit of the doubt. In most cases, good friendships don't just end. They may fluctuate, especially at times like this, but there's always a chance that they don't even realize they're hurting you. Communication is something that's so important, as is honesty, and both are required for a solid friendship to be maintained.

I'm sorry if this isn't helpful, but it's the advice I have. Be open, be honest, and trust that your friends do care about you. If you doubt that, there's no harm in asking for reassurance. Be as kind to yourself as you would be to them - you deserve it. ♡

[silly-caregiver]

dada dada dada guess Wwhat!!!!!!! m Having BREKFST for dinnr!!!!!!

🦨!!!!!!

woaahhhh!! how exciting!! breakfast for dinner is always so yummy! :3

[maimebowz]

Absolutely love your art, especially your humans!! I’d love to see your take on a human version of Discord sometime :) - 🦨

I was actually thinking of an au with him AND Celestia so keep your eyes peeled 👀 and thank you so much!!

[mostcertainlynotcis]

Oh nooo, feel better soon!! 🦨

8hrs late but thank you !!

[vampirerings]

Just popping in to say that your posts are top tier gender euphoria and they make me very happy (and turned on ^^)

-🦨

thank you!! i love making posts about and for trans people, and a lot of them are for making me feel comfortable in my gender but im really really glad other trans people can relate, (and are turned on 🥰)

[goopingandgunking]

Well yeah. Just a different universe - 🦨

Well.. that’s weird.

[pup-void]

i saw you reblogged the nsfw asks, so how about 77?

— 🦨 (if that one’s not taken!)

77: what was your favorite wet dream?

I don't have a lot of wet dreams, but my favorite was probably the one I posted about a while back. I was tied up on a stage and people would come up from the audience and fuck me while the rest of the audience was masturbating to it.

Sorry this took so long to respond I was on break for personal reasons, and then was on a vacation in the woods with no internet.

[oldfacesnewdawnoffical]

Anything new with Maizepaw? - 🦨

Nothing quite new, but he’s still around, rest assured! Maybe a tiny name change, but for the most part, he’s pretty consistent. :)

[ohbo-ohno]

After rotating your non con puppy play ghoap stories in my head non stop, I had a Thought:

There's fleshlights that are short and open ended called quickshots, and maybe Ghost decides one day not to cage his pup for their walk, but instead to be really mean and let Soap get hard, encourage it even, but shame Soap in the process. He slips the quickshot over just the head of Soap's cock where its so sensitive and then uses KT tape to adhere it to Soap's belly. As his pup crawls after him, the stimulation gets him hard and yay he's not caged but oh no now he's hard and his cock is out the end of the toy and on full display and he can't do anything about it and Ghost (or one of the others) comments on how the pup must be enjoying his walk, look his little cock is out of its "sheath". Can't stop crawling after Ghost, can't touch himself, can't stop the stimulation or get soft, just whimpers even more

(If this is too much I'm sorry, please ignore! - 🦨)

this is referencing my lil mini noncon puppy play verse - howling and barking, kinktober 11, kinktober 20, and this oneshot!! go read the triggers of at least one of them, they'll apply to this too :)

okay okay okay hello skunk you've come in with a hell of an ask for your first!!

my day 11 kinktober is (to my knowledge??) my only foray into public sex, and it was smth i did to try and push myself a bit - that day specifically is probably the only piece of my stuff that i felt actually kind of uncomfortable writing, it gets to me for some reason haha. public sex is usually a hard no for me

it also exists in that limbo kind of universe that any heavy bdsm erotica does, which is like "this is not at all realistic or really possible, but we're all horny here so get over it" yknow??

anywayssss

i had to google quickshots (here, for those curious lol) and (1) they will almost definitely be making an appearance in my stuff at some point because you cannot tell me that ghost wouldn't edge soap with that and (2) im obsessed with your vision

smth about soap's dick being taped to his stomach... keeps trying to hump something to get any stimulation but all it does is rub the head of his dick against his abs :( maybe if he works had enough the quickshot will shift just the tiniest bit, but it's never enough to do anything for him

he'll be kneeling beside ghost outside while the other man smokes a cigarette, quivering and just barely shifting his hips, whimpering and whining cause he's so desperate but he doesn't want to humiliate himself further :( inches his hips just a little further up once and yips real loudly, nearly crumples in on himself when he hears laughter

nearly collapses on the walk back to their room because he's so fucking close and ghost just drags him along, nearly strangles him with the leash :( johnny's yipping and barking, trying so hard to crawl fast enough and the way his chest heaves and the way he curls in on himself a bit rubs his cock just right and he's got the really long, really miserable orgasm as ghost drags him along :( hears ghost groan and complain about being tired of having to clean up after his puppy :(

[hyunsvngs]

i desperately need onions on pussyjobs 🎤

outercourse in general is sooo hot to me but pussyjobs really just take the cake imo..

i think jisung (ofc) or chan maybe? would rlly love it :( maybe using it as a punishment for jisung? god just imagine him desperately humping your wet cunt with his cute leaky cock and begging you to let him put it in inside :(( telling him no bc his tip rubbing on your clit feels so good already so why should it matter what he wants?

i lurv the idea of chan fucking just the outside of your wet pussy until he’s close and jerking off until he cums all over your soaking wet cunt. would absolutely rub his cum all over your puffy pussy and your little clit just to make you squirm and push it inside you with his fingers. ohhh i need him badly (this same thing with minho or jeongin.. 😵‍💫)

- 🦨

the way i had two asks abt such similar things

“i had a thought 💭 using jisung for your own pleasure, specifically straddling him while he’s laying in bed and he’s not allowed to touch you. he’s naked and you’re using his cock to masturbate. you’re holding his cock against your pussy, sliding it back and forth through your folds, pushing the head in just a little then pulling it out and rubbing the head of against your clit. grinding back and forth up and down moaning and whining his name. getting his cock sooo slippery. hannie is only allowed to look while you take him the way you want to 😭”

and i ever so agree like r u joking?? if you used this as a punishment for jisung he would just about DIE. going all “my baby, baby, ‘s so hot, so hot, i’m gonna- can i cum on you? on your pussy? please let me, please!”

and also i would like to bring up minho using it as a punishment too. “kitty’s so wet, i’m sliding through so nice, huh? wouldn’t it be nice if it was inside? ah, ah, don’t shift too quickly, jagi. it might slide in.”

OTHER THAN THAT I HAVE NO MORE ONIONS BC Y’ALL ATE ME UP WITH THESE ASKS JESUS CHRIST

[silly-caregiver]

ahhhhhhh!!;; hai hai!!!!!! its fin :333 i know dat you technically know who i am but i still wana hav emoji anon!!! 🦨 please? cuz skunk my hearttype!! :33 alssoooo how are you today? :D

-🦨/ @zeegoesmoo

of course you can have the skunk anon!! skunks are so awesome and cute! :)

i’m doing good! i have a psychiatrist appointment in a few hours so im just mentally preparing but im sure it’ll go well!

[selfship-confession-box]

Just here to say:

People with villainous f/os you guys are so valid omg

Like yeah they're evil, but they're a little less evil when they're with me.

That's right, the scary big bad? We cuddled last night.

How I feel about a certain silly skunky girl....

Can I be purple skunk 💜🦨 anon?

.

[mostcertainlynotcis]

Trick or treat .. :)) have a lovely Halloween <33 ~🦨

The door does not open when you knock at it. No, instead, you hear the sound of glass breaking from above. You dart out of the way, yelping in surprise as someone lands on the porch in front of you. They get up and brush themself off, spreading their dark draconian wings proudly.

"How'd I do? Ten outta ten, right?" they ask, a smile in their voice from behind their mask. "Okay, now for your treat! You may not find these as useful as I do, but I hope they still help you somehow." With these words, a translucent screen pulls up before them. You watch as they click around in it. When they close it, items appear in their hands! They put a few orbs in your bucket, dark green and swirling. They eye the glowing orange rods in their hand for a moment, seeming a little confused.

"Hmm. I'm worried these could melt the plastic," they explain. Suddenly, their eyes light up. "Oh!! I know!" They rush inside the house for a moment, and come back out with a pouch made of strange leather. You notice the pouch is the same color as their wings.

"Dragonhide pouch!" they say excitedly, wrapping the rods up. They carefully place them in the bucket, watch for a second, and then clap excitedly when the plastic seems fine.

"Okay! That's all I have for you! Happy Halloween!" And so they went back inside.

[soupy-hotel]

2, 12, and 20 :)

- 🦨

2. What triggers your farts?

definitely dairy, my favorites are ice cream and cereal. fast food, and spicy things also get me

12. What do you do when you need to fart in public? Hold it or let it out?

at work, i kinda just find a secluded place and let it out, or walk and let it out. at school, our library has a quiet floor and early morning its pretty empty (but not entirely ;) ) and i just let it out, so i guess the answer is let it out, lol

20. Clothed or Naked?

clothed, the muffled sounds are way better imo

[goopingandgunking]

Nonono a different satan - 🦨

Theres.. multiple Satans?