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Could you try maybe press your big, beautiful ass against a wall or door and try to fart on it? I would love to see how much of an echo there would be! 🖤
was working on some hw at my desk and felt this one come along, ran to the bathroom to rip on the door
man, if i wasnt out of breath from pushing it out, it definitely wouldve been my longest recorded fart but anyways enjoy
#girl fart#gassy girl#irl farts#eproctophilia#eprocto#farts#girl farts#my farts#farting#ill answers#fart kink#long fart
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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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be careful, boys. 😦
#dragon age#datv#dragon age rook#spite dragon age#lucanis dellamorte#lucanis x rook#rookanis#murat de riva#my oc#my arse should open up a shop it's apparently quite prolific#anyway next time ill draw them naked#i love the crows armor but it nearly drove me insane drawing it 5+ times#also anon asked “how many knives these two need to take out of their clothes in order to get busy without slicing each other up by accident#and the answer is uuuuhhhh 12-13???
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one of those polls from the premiere
#epic the musical#epic the ithaca saga#odysseus#penelope of ithaca#my art#i kinda dipped for weeks MY BAD ill try to Not do that again#post the scribbles laying around and answer asks#crossing fingers
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you will NEVER be them
#kriselle#(?)#deltarune#kris dreemurr#noelle holiday#utdr#goomyart#comics#sat down and did this in a few hrs today with no thumbnails no script just Making shit up#(was rereading hyeon_sonic's comics and got inspired)#“goomy what brought on this sudden bought of kriselle illness?” you ask#i. .. cannot. answer this#Like i legitimately cannot share. dont worry about it.#but#all you need to worry about is: im fucking ill. goot bye
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day 65
a small look into BLU's dynamic, they both suck a bit in their role as mercenaries, but in different ways
+ more info/drawings I shared about them on twt:
#cw: blood#tw blood#tf2#heavy weapons guy#medic tf2#tf2 heavy#heavymedic#tf2 medic#red oktoberfest#heavy tf2#“are they lovers?” “worse”#they are both clones btw#they hate it#ill be answering more questions soon I've been really thinking about these guys lately#I just don't want to bother the people who may not care about them#as they are not really the same Heavy and Medic we all know and love
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Hey, I have a question.
What's up with Shadow from the future? Is he dead? Or is he still looking after Silver?
By the way, is Silver immortal alongside Shadow? If he weren't, it would be very sad.
So, technically, my main Dadow AU doesn't really end up with Silver in a bad future. It's a fixed future timeline where Silver actually gets to grow up in a happy and relatively normal environment, and Shadow gets to share his son with all his wacky friends. It exists just for fluff and sillies.
I DO, however, have an original timeline Dadow AU that does take place 200 years later in the no good very bad future. And THAT, my friend, exists only for the angst art.
#sth#sth fanart#silver the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#dadow au#200 years later au#i made 200 years later first but it made me so sad that shadows friends were all gone that i had to make a happy version too#basically regular is for sitcom shenanigans and 200 yrs is for stabbing me in the chest 57 times and stealing my lungs#yall have no idea how ill i am about this au variant it ruins me i literally have made like a full mini comic about this thing#lmk if yall wanna see <3<3<3<3<3 it make me sooooo cry <3<3<3<3<3#also i forgot to answer the last question#but sorry yeah silver definitely isn't gonna last forever :[ he probably has a lifespan way longer than most. but still not immortal
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Can we please see what Yue looks like in your modern au?

Lovely astrologist in the making 🌕💜
#dema answers#atla#avatar the last airbender#atla fanart#atla art#tales from the couch#atla modern au#atla au#princess yue#atla yue#yue#yukka#Temporarily at least#It doesn't go beyond shared crushes and a few dates#My girl is so sweet and soft and wholesome and secretly unhinged#All breezy long dresses and weaved sweaters and shiny jewelry and brick platform boots#Her Playlist is 20% Florence + The Machine 30% Paris Paloma and 50% AURORA#Did I already mention that she's a sweetheart??? Yes????#Chronic illness baby#Also LET MY GIRL HAVE PIERCINGS#And face tattoos#They look good on her and this is the hill I will die on
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I'm choosing violence
#murder drones#murder drones n#murder drones uzi#uzi doorman#serial designation n#nuzi#biscuitbites#sssorrrrryyyyy hhehe oops#its hinted that n might have killed nori but they dont answer it#fine. ill do it myself
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Can we get more of the Shadow Milk Amnesiac Au?
Or Is there massive burn out from drawing him
never burn out from drawing amnesia'd shadow milk!!!!
just a lack of time 😞
#crk fanart#crk#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla cookie#shadowvanilla#pureshadow#amnesiac au#my drawbs#feel free to send asks abt the au btw!!#i would prefer to add drawings along with them but i know sometimes its impossible and i should just answer but i love drawing this guy#ill try my best to feed yall i know im SLACKING 😮💨#anon ask
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my bitch wife
#im ngl i forgot i had this app#my bad yall#ill answer inbox stuff soon too eek#pharma#transformers#my art#maccadam
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How do you feel about muffled farts? You have to fart really bad and you know it's going to be a big one and you have to find a nice pillow, blanket, jacket, etc to try to hold back the tremendous force of your farts. Even a good cushion would do nicely for you!
lucky day for you anon because my ass was going crazy tonight!! i wasnt able to get a really big one so i made a compilation instead
i shocked myself with a few of these
also sorry if its not too muffled, i mightve held the mic too close
#girl fart#gassy girl#irl farts#eproctophilia#eprocto#farts#girl farts#my farts#ill answers#farting#fart compilation#fart kink
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me when i get the opportunity to think about speculative biology and non-existent game mechanics in media i like
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#the candle creatures are revamps#i had created the idea for them years ago but i wanted to redo them slightly with new eyes#the “dark variants” of the mantas and birds are variants of them that have adapted for life in wasteland and the forests#and also#i like the idea of candle creatures that live in villages or within communities#that are sort of akin to strays that the whole community takes care of#means alot to me#this isnt everything ive been thinking about#ill make a couple diagrams about the large birds#yknow the ones from rhythm that we see once and never again. yeah.#they exist in my heart#anyway#skycotl#sky cotl#sky children of the light#sky#sky:cotl#sky: cotl#thatskygame#speculative biology#<- i guess?#im having fun ok#im happy to answer questions about my thoughts btw!#might be answered on my main if i cant muster a doodle or something#but i love answering asks#so if ur interested id love to hear thoughts :)
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dandad au where jason never reveals to the bats tgat he's alive: they find out because mar'i grayson and the twins go to the same kindergarten/pre school and become insanely close. they try to set up a playdate and dick fights jason because he thinks he's a clone.

It was on sight. I gotta say when Jason never reveals his identity to the batfam is one of my favorite tropes.
Starfire and Dan were picking up their kids from kindergarten and noticed the other wasn't exactly human and that their kiddos got along and set up a playdate without realizing that their partners were Dick or Jason. After the whole fight happens there is a long talk and tears(mostly Dick), Dick and Starfire are the only ones that found out about Jason so far.
#dandad au#digital drawing#digital illustration#dc comics#dc universe#dcu#danny phantom#dc jason todd#dick grayson#mari grayson#starfire#koriand'r#danny fenton#dani phantom#dan phantom x jason todd#dan phantom#bad blood ship#dickkory#play date#if anyone can guess what Dani's drawing ill give you a cookie#Jason never reveals his identity#dc nightwing#dc red hood#dcxdp#dc x dp#dc x dp crossover#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc#answered asks
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'We go together!' 🤝
#team fortress 2#tf2#tf2 fanart#tf2 medic#tf2 heavy#trying out a slightly diff line approach and rare time where i draw them with their canon-ish heights#the working title for this was medic saying that this is the start of a beautiful situationship lol#i've only just learnt the word and now like a true millenial im (mis)using it everywhere#ONE DAY ill look at reference and learn how to draw arms and hands#i have covid (AGAIN!!!!) this is like my 9th time now RIP so sorry for being quiet i'll answer my messages VEERY SOON
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find another role, carry on the show
#EDIT IT DIDNT SAVE MY TAGS. hey so this post got a thousand notes huh. interesting. surely nothing will change#i'll leave all the old tags. for my thought process. and its kinda funny#take a bow stupid idiot (throws a tomato at them)#in stars and time#isat#siffrin#siffrin no middle names no last name ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧#... or is it. Smiles#i'd like to draw mira for her birthday but um (hasnt open artfight website in a few days) im scared.#also i have NICE ASKS TO ANSWER.... But im scared. give me a minute#Uawaaaaagh i drew this bc i was trying to animate a little bit but it just . Didnt look good. im not good ag 2d animation#tch. ill keep trying cause there ar e way too many songs that and now about isat because i have brain worms. i need amvs.#IM SCARED TO POST THINGS THAT ARE SPOILERY BECAUSE I WANT MY FRIENDS TO PLAY ISAT. BUT.#isat spoilers#in stars and time spoilers#sasasap#sasasa:p#WHAT IS THE PROLOGUES TAG.#tshirt that says 'i <3 killing the image in the mirror and taking its place' on the fromt#and a list of megan thee stallions tour dates on the back. お金稼ぐ俺らはスター#Im kind of tempted to edit this to be the versiom with the eyes. or maybe twt can have that. or. well#all of my friends are on twt (trombone slide sfx) so maybe thats where i should worry about spoilers.#ill see if i want to slap an eyepatch on them in the morning#Im one of those people who was like idgaf about twohats (lets it simmer for a week) Oh my god. Oh my god. Ohmy god#EDIT. i swapped it out for the Eyes version it should be fine as long as its tagged formspoilers right...#ill post eyepatch vers on twt partly bc spoilers but also ppl over there can be .. annoying ..... ....#i fear i would get 800 You Forgot The Eyepatch replies. PLEASE JUST SEE MY VISION.#[BANGING MY HANDS ON THE GLASS] HIS HAND. LIKE IN THE PROLOGUE. WHEN THEYE. HANDS. HELD[EXPLOSION
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