#ill answers

[soupy-hotel]

Could you try maybe press your big, beautiful ass against a wall or door and try to fart on it? I would love to see how much of an echo there would be! 🖤

was working on some hw at my desk and felt this one come along, ran to the bathroom to rip on the door

man, if i wasnt out of breath from pushing it out, it definitely wouldve been my longest recorded fart but anyways enjoy

[em-bandaid-boy]

I'm choosing violence

[parisoonic]

'We go together!' 🤝

[linkedin-offficial]

me when i get the opportunity to think about speculative biology and non-existent game mechanics in media i like

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[hinamie]

Requesting a fushikugi hug please please please idc if its a messy sketch or even them as chibis i just need it please 🙏

dropped everything fr them n even threw in a bonus angle <3

[demaparbat-hp]

Can we please see what Yue looks like in your modern au?

Lovely astrologist in the making 🌕💜

[qiinamii]

"Xiao does things" (and friends) twitter log part 2

-- UPDATE: removed some of the arts to make its own individual post since I am bad at organizing, sorry! (but the last one is new lol) xD

[heartorbit]

find another role, carry on the show

[forecast0ctopus]

putting those men in a Situation

[wiisagi-maiingan]

I'm all for natural remedies and traditional medicine, but I think when your "natural remedy" is based on the idea that water can become medicinal by being in the presence of a teeny itty bit amount of something, then it's probably bullshit and you're getting scammed. Go buy some ibuprofen or see a doctor.

[soupy-hotel]

How do you feel about muffled farts? You have to fart really bad and you know it's going to be a big one and you have to find a nice pillow, blanket, jacket, etc to try to hold back the tremendous force of your farts. Even a good cushion would do nicely for you!

lucky day for you anon because my ass was going crazy tonight!! i wasnt able to get a really big one so i made a compilation instead

i shocked myself with a few of these

also sorry if its not too muffled, i mightve held the mic too close

[1alchemistart]

did these a bit ago cause i thought it'd be fun and i was RIGHT it WAS very fun >:D

[thebibliosphere]

I need this current EDS flareup to end. I just sneezed, braced myself to try and avoid damaging my collarbone/ribs, and subluxated my tailbone instead.

Why am I more noodly than usual? What is happening?!

[lazycranberrydoodles]

getting back into the untamed and i had a thought. / follow for more yllz babygirlism

[ponytailzuko]

for example, if you go into your alarm app on your phone, how many total alarms are in there?

[ryann-44]

excuse me sir he asked for no pickles