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[ampharosite]

me when we "fell back" an hour a few days ago: wow! this is great!! it's bright when i leave for work and my car isn't iced over in the mornings! what a beautiful day! 😁👍

me now, upon realizing the full extent of what pitch black darkness at 6 pm does to an mf:

[sunnidear]

white people are so unserious

[kunikisss]

you should tag me in posts more i will bite your enemies ❤️❤️❤️

FR?? i thought i should take it down a notch. but if u say so!!!! ill tag u in any gay shit i come across then<3

[screamin-abt-haikyuu]

I dunno if you’ve done this yet but, how do you think the Karasuno boys would react to being asked to squish a spider for y/n??? Totally not because I have a huge fear of spiders and hate having to kill them myself 🥺😭

If they're all together, it's instant chaos.

People are running. Some running away from the spider, some towards. Tsukishima and Kageyama are watching everything unfold with a ❓over their head. Daichi is screaming at everyone to calm down.

Some are screeching and cowering in terror (you, Asahi, Yamaguchi and Yachi).

Noya, Suga and Tanaka are trying to catch it.

Suga wants to catch it to play with it.

Tanaka wants to squish it.

Noya wants to eat it.

This is why Asahi is screaming because he has seen this horror before.

In the end someone accidentally steps on it and ends the chaos.

I know you probably wanted individual reactions so I'm going to do that below:

Daichi:

Stays calm.

Uses a slipper to squish it.

The entire thing is over in 2 minutes.

Suga:

As I said before, he wants to play with it.

Lets it run over his hand until you're screaming at him to kill it.

He doesn't kill it, just lets it free in the garden/hallway/balcony.

Asahi:

You're screaming.

He's screaming.

The spider is screaming.

But he has the Mom friend override™️

So when he sees you're freaked out, he will step up.

No matter how terrified he also is

He will take a long broom or stick and try to shoo it away while you're using him as a human shield.

Doesn't have the heart to kill it so he'll just try and shoo it out of the apartment.

The entire process will take an hour.

Tanaka:

Trash talks the spider while he's trying to chase it around.

Tells it how much better he is and how he is going to get back at it for scaring you.

"You think you're so smart hiding behind the cabinet? Well, take that!" As he shoves a long stick behind.

Finally manages to get it in a place where he can step on it.

Does an evil revenge laugh after it's dead.

Noya:

Menace. Absolute chaos.

Furniture is flying, beds are shaking, glasses are breaking.

He's yelling and challenging it to a fight.

You're yelling at him to not eat it under any circumstance.

Doesn't manage to catch it in the end and the spider gets away.

You're both left cleaning an upside down apartment.

Ennoshita:

He's calm about it.

Tells you not to worry and to go to another room while he takes care of it.

Brings you a snack after and tells you you can rest easy.

Tsukishima:

Teases you (playfully) for being scared of such a tiny thing.

Says he'll take care of it.

Uses a bug spray and disposes of it.

Yamaguchi:

Doesn't have the heart to kill it.

He isn't necessarily afraid of it but spiders can be jumpy and unpredictable and he doesn't like that.

Uses a glass to capture it and then releases it into the wild.

Kageyama:

Throws a volleyball at it to squish it.

Takes a few tries but he manages it.

Texts Hinata gloating about how he squished a tiny spider accurately with his volleyball.

Hinata:

"Oh, y/n chan you're scared of spiders? Don't worry I got this."

He says while his legs are shaking.

Calls Tanaka and Nishinoya for advice and ends up getting a detailed strategy that lasts 5 business days.

While he is on the call, Natsu has picked the spider up.

Cue screaming.

He dives, snatches the spider and flings it outside the window.

Omg lmao this was so fun to imagine. Thank you for your ask! It's been so long since I've written anything and this was so refreshing. Hope you like it!!!

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[3dogbones]

i know u and my husbandwife... this must be heartbreaking for u...💔 Condolences

however...

theres.. this

WAIT HWRSDDLJHBAEDKHUB KEYNIARD SMASH WAIT WHA

@freshlyepic WHA??? BRUH??? WHY??? NO NO NO NO DON’T LEAVE ME WITH ALL THE BRAINROT HERE WAIT NO, NO NO NONONONOO

on the same day I was gonna invite you to play Roblox with me also… 💔💔💔⛓️‍💥⛓️‍💥⛓️‍💥💔⛓️‍💥 heartbroken and disheveled…

Don’t do it.. plez… you can’t do this to me 😭😭😭😰😰😰🥺🥺 what would Andrew Tate think… fantasize about the Mr beast challenges you would have to fail… cocomelon and t series would beat Pewdiepie fr without you… 😔😔😔 my sigma alpha 💔

(but at the same time I also don’t wanna back you into a corner or make you feel like you are forced to do anything if you get where I’m coming from, I’d be chill with you without the brain rot also since you’re my friend and I care about you, but like pretty sure the dropping brain rot thing is /j anyways❓❓❓can’t tell LMAO… bruh the tone indicator part of my brain is so bad sorry 😅)

[casually-slips-into-coma]

spoilers for iwtv s2e5!!!

initial thoughts throughout:

dubai armand in this ep specifically seems a lot happier than normal. very smiley and kind of excited? like more energy than usual. mans was ready to eat

this fucking turtleneck

loumand library dates

hypnotized security as one does

i like that armand likes to hunt his kills. thought it was a cool detail

made me think of when armand tells daniel to run in the book

daniel was there for gay sex the drugs were just a bonus

he barely registered the coffin. he was like ok ig

the zodiac killer lol

daniel struggling to get the tape out of the plastic lmao

some coke for the gums just in case

you were lonely louis (gagged him)

the extreme change in vibe from daniel shitting himself about louis being a vampire to him laughing along while louis complains about his ex

book quotes!!

daniel validating louis complaining about lestat. theyre just gossiping at this point

BIG time asshole

daniel making A Point and then going sorry and louis saying no,,,,,that🫵was astute🗣🗣

“can u do the fang thing again? i love that, man” hes just like me fr

dangerously unstable psyche ((clocked))

im kinda with her get off that bench brother😭 [about claudia leaving]

jacob the actor you are

ok this whole argument between louis and armand was insane and i replayed it like a million times

kinda love louis coked tf out

being called boring fucking hurts thats a wild argument

he called you a soft beige pillow suffocating him girl u gotta stand up

armand really locked on to the word fascinating

louis said lick my boots😝

gremlin sighting👀

“chop my hands off”👀👀👀👀

picking LINT❓❓off the sofa⁉️ ⁉️

armand mocking him “oh its so hard to be me, its so hard to kill humans, i can feel her feelings as i drain her, louis de point du lac, everyone i know wronged me!”

imitating each others accents

my vampire daddy groomed me into a little bitch holy fuck when they go low i go lower

THE NAME!! the name!! unuttered in our home for 23 years said over and over again until it was pounding in my brain like a hammer!!!!

assad deserves every award my man was actiiiinnggg

she didnt love you/i know

louis :(((

“can u hear her? shes calling me…” ok what if i kms

and then louis runs into the sunlight🙃

hello loml: practical effects

sidestep the big picture get the story straight first daniel said lets lock the fuck in rn we gotta focus

“you said the worst things youve ever said to me” hes just a sopping wet cat

hes fine youre fine this is fine youre all fine

finally seeing unhinged armand ive prayed for times like these

i stand by my cancelled wife btw

small detail of different memories: in louis’ version he apologizes to armand and armand says “meaningless word” and then moves on to talk about the slanted floor. in daniel’s version he remembers the dead guy and the same scene plays out except armand explains he killed the neighbor in between “meaningless word” and how the floor is slanted

vibrating eyes

LOVING how this episode is shot. all the different angles and the camerawork and the fucking MUSIC

canon that louis fucks guys and then kills them fic writers get to it

“128 boys hes brought here—“ “he said it was 5🥺”

daniel basically saying look man ill suck ur dick if u let me go

and then armand making him kneel

armand so unnerving <3

i know its kinda dumb to point out but i love small details of vamp power. specifically how armand picked up that table like it weighed nothing and when he picked up louis

love the idea of louis being like ok just put your feet in the rocks itll help

sopping wet cat armand!!!

but also he really let louis suffer for days instead of just giving him blood to ease the pain😬

lestats voice caught me off guard genuinely

interesting that armand knows where lestat is. i wonder how the show is gonna go about it. is he in the ground??

and refusing to pass along the i love you message……….theres layers here

u left me for death :((

have i atoned for my part of paris👀👀

the armand daniel bite was very do u know what it means to be loved by death

itty bitty armand fangs

need him alive as a testament to our companionship wtf are we even talking about anymore

arun/maitre😵‍💫

the fucking sunglasses im pissing😭😭

he got that shit on tho

welcome back trinity from the matrix

also just the fact that armand came back like yum i had so much fun on that hunt😁 anyway what are you two up to😇☺️

and louis and daniel just had a harrowing 2 hours trying to recover lost memories and coming to the realization that theyve been mega gaslit for decades

armand saying exactly what louis told daniel word for word

a hunch🫢

i love this show

im so excited for next weeks episode this story is unfolding so beautifully. im even more curious now about why and how this second interview is happening. ((also am very confused/curious about what looks like a protest in the promo??))

[brrrkdslek]

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✦ 005 ⎯ GOSSIP GIRLS🫢💅🏻

✦ 006 ⎯ Y/N'S GIRL DINNER⁉️🤭

✦ 007 ⎯ POOKIE BEAR😍🫶🏻🫧

✦ 008 ⎯ INKIGAYO MCS⁉️🫨

✦ 009 ⎯ STINKY BUTT FUCK😡👎🏻

✦ 010 ⎯ THE LESBIANISM IS FADING...😰

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✦ 016 ⎯ WE CHILLIN🍃🍃🍃

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₊ ⊹ ＡＣＴ ２ ⎯ ＣＡＮＯＮ ＥＶＥＮＴＳ ! ?

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✦ 019 ⎯ MAKING MY MOVE😈

✦ 020 ⎯ WHO'S PUSSY DO I NEED TO POP❓🤨

✦ 021 ⎯ BATTLE FOR THE FANCALL🤺🥷

✦ 022 ⎯ WAR BEHIND CLOSED DOORS🤫

✦ 023 ⎯ 6TH MEMBER OF STARLETZ🤭💝

✦ 024 ⎯ JEALOUSY JEALOUSY BY OLIVIA RODRIGO😢

✦ 025 ⎯ THE GAYS R AT IT AGAIN🤺🤫

✦ 026 ⎯ INKIGAYO INCIDENT☠️☠️☠️

✦ 027 ⎯ SORRY GAYS😔💔

✦ 028 ⎯ MUTHER DID WHUT⁉️🫠

✦ 029 ⎯ NEVER BEATING THE ZAZA ALLEGATIONS😫

✦ 030 ⎯ IT'S TUFF BEING STR8🥱🤒

✦ 031 ⎯ PROS OF BEING A STALKER😍👂🏻☕️

✦ 032 ⎯ CONS OF BEING A STALKER😨🫢❓

₊ ⊹ ＡＣＴ ３ ⎯ Ｗ ＷＩＩＩ ! ? ! ?

✦ 033 ⎯ BREAKING APART☹️

✦ 034 ⎯ POOKIE IS FREE⁉️

✦ 035 ⎯ POOKIE ENVY😒😒

✦ 036 ⎯ POOKIE VS KEEHO😫

✦ 037 ⎯ WHY IT SMELL LIKE CACAS IN HERE🤢🤮

✦ 038 ⎯ KIDNAPPING POOKIE XOXO👹

✦ 039 ⎯ POOKIE IS THE 6TH MEMBER OF STARLETZ⁉️😨

✦ 040 ⎯ WHAT HAPPENED TO MUTHUR❓🫣😰

✦ 041 ⎯ HJ SLANDER😢💔

✦ 042 ⎯ OH...😨🪦

✦ 043 ⎯ DON'T PUT ME ON THE NEWS😡😡😡😡

✦ 044 ⎯ NAWT GOING BACK‼️🥱😤

✦ 045 ⎯ MOTHUR HWA😭😭😭😭

✦ 046 ⎯ DON'T START SMTH POOKIE😐🙄

✦ 047 ⎯ HE STARTED SMTH WAAA😵

✦ 048 ⎯ COMFORT BY THE LOML🫶🏻

✦ 049 ⎯ WHY R U GUYS ACTING SO GROSS N WEIRD❓🤮

✦ 050 ⎯ WHUT IS GOING AWN TODAY⁉️😍🤑

✦ 051 ⎯ RAPPER LINE GET IT YUH‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️

✦ 052 ⎯ WHICH WAY DO I GO❓🤔😶‍🌫️

₊ ⊹ ＡＣＴ ４ ⎯ ＥＭＢＲＡＣＩＮＧ ＴＨＥ ＳＴＲ８ＮＥＳＳ . . .

✦ 053 ⎯ BEING A LESBIAN WAS EASIER THAN THIS😔

✦ 054 ⎯ ZAZA RIZZ Y/N⁉️⁉️

✦ 055 ⎯ GIGGLING HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS😰🦶🏻

✦ 056 ⎯ WHO'S UR DEALER❓🤑🥵

✦ 057 ⎯ CARRYING THE 5TH GEN‼️💯🗣️

✦ 058 ⎯ CARRYING MY POOKIE BEAR😔🥺🤱🏻

✦ 059 ⎯ THE GIRLS R FIGHTING⁉️😭😰

✦ 060 ⎯ WHST DID YIU DP⁉️🧚🏻‍♀️🤔

✦ 061 ⎯ TENSION EVERYWHERE😭😵����💆🏻‍♀️

✦ 062 ⎯ I'M SAWRY LUVER😢💔🫂

✦ 063 ⎯ MCS COMEBACK⁉️😫😍🏃🏻‍♀️

✦ 064 ⎯ U TWO R WHUT😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵

✦ 065 ⎯ DON'T PUNCH MY BRO⁉️😡

✦ 066 ⎯ BROS MAD, HOES SAD😔

✦ 067 ⎯ POOKIE THERAPY‼️🫶🏻🥰

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₊ ⊹ ＥＮＤＩＮＧ １ ⎯ ＳＩＲ ＭＩＮＧＬＥＳ ＰＲＩＮＧＬＥＳ !

✦ 069 ⎯ FORGIVE ME MY LUV😢

✦ 070 ⎯ I'LL BUY U PRINGLES🕳️🤸🏻‍♀️

✦ 071 ⎯ EXPENSIVE SEXY DATE⁉️🤠

✦ 072 ⎯ GOING SUMWHERE FINALLY👽🫶🏻

✦ 073 ⎯ EVERY FANBOY'S DREAM😫😩‼️

₊ ⊹ ＥＮＤＩＮＧ ２ ⎯ ＷＯＯＦ ＢＡＲＫＢＡＲＫＡＲＦ ＹＯＵＮＧ !

✦ 074 ⎯ BARK AT THE ENEMIES😡🗣️🗣️🗣️

✦ 075 ⎯ ADOPTED⁉️🤱🏻😍

✦ 076 ⎯ POOKIE APPROVED😫🧚🏻‍♀️🫶🏻

✦ 077 ⎯ MCDONALDS DATE❓😟🤨

✦ 078 ⎯ I'LL BE ANY BREED YOU LIKE😍���

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✦ 080 ⎯ U WANNA HIT😳🤭😶‍🌫️

✦ 081 ⎯ WHEN U DON'T SERVE CUNT🫠

✦ 082 ⎯ THE BOY BECAME A MAN😧👀

✦ 083 ⎯ HE BUILT LIKE MY BOYFRIEND🤭

₊ ⊹ ＥＮＤＩＮＧ ４ ⎯ ＴＨＲＥＥ ＩＮ ＯＮＥ ! ?

✦ 084 ⎯ FOURTH WALL😬🫢

✦ 085 ⎯ WHAT IF I WANT ALL OF THEM❓🤔

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✦ 087 ⎯ CAMERAMAN POOKIE⁉️🫣

✦ 088 ⎯ 3 KENS & 1 BARBIE🤞🏻💗🤭

©BRRRKDSLEK 2023

[sunb1eeder]

sorry, 😫😭 are you 👉 trans🏳️‍⚧️phobic? 🌈🌈 you 😀 reblogged something ⚛️ where people 👩‍👩‍👧 are consistently referring to someone's 👤 trans 🏳️‍⚧️ 🌈 partner 👭👬👫 as her 👩 "husband" 👫 when ❓❓🥺🥺🥺 she 💁 obviously says 💬 that 🥀 her 👩 partner 👭👬👫 is a trans 🌈 woman... 👷‍♀ lmk if this was a mistake... 😱

[uh-ohspaghettio]

🥺❤️

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[kyuala]

kyky vc é muito maioral (eu pensei que já fossemos moots?? entrei aqui e fiquei nao perai🤨❓❔) eu to muito triste desde que falamos sobre pipe que conversa com voz de bebê mas SE NEGA, diz que tem "uma reputação" a manter com os meninos do fut e entre os amigos e ele é PODRE DE MANHOSO quando ninguém tá no quarto com vcs, com o rostinho afundado na curva do seu pescoço, vc perguntando "quem é o meu bebê mais lindo?" e ele "eu"🥺, ele entra num estado meio extático com o seu cafuné e vc se aproveita porque ele é muito cheiroso e quentinho

nossa nós quando somos apenas duas mulheres confusas como assim eu nao te seguia ainda tbm ícone.......... mas enfim agora somos moots ó Deus escrevendo certo por linhas tortas aí 🎀 e PELO AMOR DE DEUS eu acho isso TÃO a cara dele também 😭 fica todo sem graça e emburradinho se vc comenta sobre isso na frente de alguém mas ele AMAAAAAAAAA um dengo, um chamego, um romance mela-cueca.... meu deus ele deve falar tao mansinho com a cabeça encaixadinha no teu pescoço, nao quer desgrudar de vc por nada. 100% do tipo que fica TRISTE chateado xoxo capenga manco anêmico frágil inconsistente e deprimido se vc recusa algum carinho dele por algum motivo. aí lá vai vc ter que se desculpar e se redimir com todo o jeitinho do mundo só pq vc disse que tava ocupada na hora e nao podia ficar abraçadinho no sofá e agora ele esta com um bico DESTE tamanho

[disasterbuck]

Make Me Write! 📖

Last time I did this it worked WONDERS for getting me to write, so I thought I'd give it another try since I've been in a writing slump for a little while.

Rules: Send me an emoji corresponding to the WIP - as many as you want! - and I'll write 3 sentences for each emoji and share it.

> All my wips are Buddie <

I seem to work better when jumping between projects, so if possible I'd love it if you could send me a few different emojis! Not all from the same wip.

boxer briefs 🩲

buck naked 👁

buck tells the fam 🗣

buck zoned out/daydreaming 💤

cheek kiss 😘

chris watches 👀

cinema 🎥

clumsy 🤪

confession / surprise date 🥰

don't say his name 🙊

eddie's online friend 💻

first kiss 💕 COMPLETE [x]

fwb misunderstanding / miscommunication 😭

fwb no kissing rule 😳

give me the phone ☎️

hits different - jealous buck 😣

hospital eddie 🏥

in the car 🚗

is this a date ❓

surprise kiss 🙀

kiss your best friend passionately 💋

maroon 🍷

meaningless 😵

miscommunication/sick of it 😵‍💫

nightlight ⚡️

not a date 🤡

oh buck 🥺

something 😍 - COMPLETE [x]

sorry but I fell in love tonight 💖

strawberry chapstick 💄

talk about what 🤨

to the core 💘

touches 👈 - COMPLETE [x]

wet 💦

who's got a crush 🤖

will you...? 🤔

alternate universe 🌎

trapped 😨

that's hot 🥵

autumn sunset 🍁

fake dating 🤝

GI 🤓

I wanna hold your hand 💜

lightning scars ❤️‍🩹

coffee ☕️

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Let me know if you'd like to be added or removed 💕

[11queensupreme11]

Can we go imagine Percy during HoO being reminded of something during her time in the ror!world and just goes full ✨ uwu ✨💖 genki girl 💖 mode, much to the confusion and shock of everyone around her?

It immediately makes her want to take a dive in the nearest body of water but in the end she just accepts that yeah that's part of her personality now. She's internalized that shit so hard for so long during those 2 years that it doesn't make her cringe as much as it used to and truly feels that it's really just a part of her.

So now during the whole journey with the argo crew, when something inconvenient or troublesome happens she has to fight the urge to just: act...cute...!!! ✨ ❓ 💖

WAIT STOP THIS IS GENIUS 😭😭😭 i think i'm gonna have her do something like this in act 4 ahsdgahfgvjhgbsd

just imagine it

a monster: I'm going to kill you!!! 👿

percy, on instict: please don't kill me 🥺 ✨uwu✨

the monster: 👁️👄👁️🔪

anthonius: 👁️👄👁️

jason: 👁️👄👁️

piper: 👁️👄👁️

leo: 👁️👄👁️

frank: 👁️👄👁️

hazel: 👁️👄👁️

percy: wait

percy, realizing sinking in: WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT?!?!?!

the ror gods watching this whole thing going on: i don't see anything wrong with this, this is just her in her natural state 🥰

[nevereverthem]

Gotham : Season 1 Episode 1

I fell upon the character of Jerome Valeska a few weeks ago and got an obsession over him. Then Jeremiah, Oswald Cobblepot, Edward Nygma (Nygmobblepot 🙄💕)... I watched videos, read fanfictions, followed Tumblr posts...

Today I'm FINALLY WATCHING THAT SHOW!!

I'm 5 minutes in and...

Selina is SO COOL

Bruce just experienced the worst night of his life DAMN! (By the way, leaving the boy alive is a stupid move... But I suppose there wouldn't be a story otherwise 🙄)

Jim Gordon!? I beg you pardon!? HOT AS FUCK!

Then, at the crime scene :

Jim is so soft talking to little Bruce. 🥺

The "There will be light" bit! 😭

"I should have done something. I was too scared." BOY! You couldn't have done ANYTHING! You would have just been killed in the lot if you'd moved.

"You can be STRONG." Hum... Thanks no thanks Jim. "Be strong!" Fuck you let him be a second. X) I get it huh, but damn it man. Boy just lost both his parents!

Bruce RUNNING TO ALFRED!! 😭😭

💥 INTRO TITLE 💥

OMG the Café! I only know it because of the soup scene with Jerome. 😭😭

Bullock pisses me off a little there but I get where he's coming from... Jim (the "new guy") so much wants to do his best!! 🥹

Renee Montoya... I'm forced by my brain to be reminded of the Harley Quinn movie. 😍

Do I have the right to say that Crispus Allen is an asshole?

At the station :

"She said you had to keep me huh?" JIM 😍🤣

"This is not a city, or a job for nice guys." OH MY... I just... He's right. Fuck. 😭😭

The compilation of arrestations & interviews with the music in the background is 🔥🔥.

EDWARD NYGMA!! I'm hyperventilating!! His first appearance, his freaking SMILE!! I... AAHHHHHHH!

His FIRST RIDDLE ❓and Jim immediately answering it!... Is it okay if I ship them a little for now, after 10 seconds? It is. What's the name of that ship? OMG. 🫶

Fish Mooney being a "last resort". 🤣 Btw, BEAUTIFUL 😍🎉

OSWALD COBBLEPOT 🔥😍🥰🐧☂️ Little umbrella holder... Btw, the way he ENJOYS watching the man being beaten up... Yeah... 🙄🙃

"If you let that hair go frizzy, you will be!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 PLEASE

Oswald that BITCH 😭😭 He's like a soft little umbrella boy... And then he beats the shit out of the man already on the ground I can't!! I mean I know he's a villain but damn in the beginning he's like "Oh, I can beat him up too? Thank you that's so sweet to let me." *hit - hit* He's (I suppose) throwing his lack of confidence in the blows...

Harvey and Fish so casual, friendly... Jim *UTTER CONFUSION*

Jim already can't with their bullshit!! 🤣🤣

"Yeah, take it easy, Penguin!" - "You know I don't like to be called that!" Babyyyy 😢🐧

Butch is... I... 🤣🤣

"Drop the bat" - *Drops it proudly* 🤣🙃🐧🙄

"All in fun" Oswald... He sounds like a little boy and he's supposed to be 29 (as said on Google). I like his voice, but it's the way his says the sentences. Boy tries to sound all innocent, I can't.

"No problem. Fun." Says the guy kneeling on the floor with blood pooling in between his teeth...

"You're the new guy, huh? How do you like Gotham so far?" I mean... 🙄🤣🙃🥲

The exchange of looks between Fish and Jim...

Barbara Kean

"Talk to me." and he DOES. Jim, one point on the green flag side.

"You don't want to talk to daddy. (...) He's mean." 😭😭😭😭 Little girl.

The wife is terrified for sure and lying so that she doesn't get beaten up by her supposed to be husband. 😭😭😭😭

Bastard tryna escape. 😑

Jim is at his 100% 😮 Man's risking his life, only his fists to fight with...

Jim baby fighting for his life (and for Bruce)... Meanwhile Harvey *shoots once*

Case solved... I suppose. 🤔

Oswald and THE GLASSES 🫠🫠😍😍

"... framed by Fish Mooney and the cops." OMG Harvey what did you... Just to close a freaking case!?

And, Oswald, you're giving informations to Montoya and Allen? Oh MY! Fish is gonna "frizz" you for real 😮

"That poor orphan boy picked my conscience." NAAHHH 🤣😭

Bruce baby 😭😭 the funeral

Oh, Selina! She's a freaking cat from the start. 😌

"You kept your promise." Nnooooo 😭 but Gordon doesn't know. That's not his fault. 🥲

Barbara & Renee?...

Oh... Former friends, lovers? 😏

James doesn't know. He's not privy to that BS!

James going back to the house to search for the truth himself!! 😮❤️

No shiny shoes, NONE.

"Forget about it" NUH UH!

Oswald BABYYYY

James!

OH MY. Does their weird friends/ship/frenemies whatever relationship starts here? 😍

Fish : "You think I'll tell you the truth?"

*Two henchmen walking in*

James : "You just did." 🔥🔥🔥🔥 MAN!

OMG, James beating the two guys... But obviously Fish knocks him out from behind. 🙄

How did Harvey think she was gonna let that go?

Oswald SWEATING 🤣🤣

"Won't you be a sweet boy and rub my feet?" SHE KNOWS!!

The zoom on the foot though x)

Oswald thinking "Yeah... I'm the one who's gonna take over one day!!" 🙄

"Only you saw me with the pearls. No one else..." AAHHHHHH RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!

Immediately puts the blame on Gilzean!? What a way to make more enemies... 😅🙃

"Prove your loyalty, my little Pen-guin." The shift on Oswald's face!! 😮😮

The man on stage in the background though. 🤣

Oswald BABYYYY 😭😭😭😭 beaten up.

OH! Falcone. Here we meet. Damn. At least saving James & Harvey.

"You can't have organised crime without law and order."...

Who killed the Waynes then!?

What!? OSWALD IN THE CAR TRUNK!?

"Please. Please, I beg of you.." 😭😭

Falcone wants Jim to do WHAT!? AAAAHHHHH

Ok, Oswald is gonna survive. Man's here 'till the end of season 5 but still...

Harvey calling Oswald a "scumbag". X)

I like the rapid talk about war!

Hurting Oswald's bad leg while shoving him out of the car. 🥺

Baby betrayed Fish and is supposed to be killed, but he's now begging for mercy. Like... what did you expect, dude!? 😭

THE WALK 💕🐧

"Please Mister Gordon. Just let me live. I'll do whatever you say. I'll be your slave for life!" (OMG I WANNA READ THAT FANFICTION 🔥🤣) But it's so sad like Oswald's so used to being a servant/slave.

His shiny eyes. 🥺

"I'm clever that way. And I can help you. I can be a spy for-" aaahhhhh

James is so... He doesn't want to... but he knows he has no choice but ah!

"Don't ever come back to Gotham." *proceeds to shoot in the air, then shoves Oswald in the water*

First, MAN, LOVE YOU!

Then, He will come back. 🙄

"Oi! Master Bruce! Get your bloody ass..." How Alfred talks to him is just so... 🤣🤣

"Fear tells you where the edge is. Fear is a good thing." 100% AGREED.

Jim planning on cleaning the whole police department!! DEDICATION.

Bruce shutting Alfred up. Damn.

Bruce giving James his badge back... The symbol!

Selina!! You have a stalking problem girl. 🤣🤣 Love the "steam punk glasses whatever I don't know the name" though. 💅

Oswald resurfacing from the water. Take a deep breath buddy. x)

You just slit the throat of a random stranger to steal his sandwich!? I cannot condone that life choice man. A bit much truly.

Okay...

That's only episode 1!? Are you kidding me!? Fuck... That's gonna be a lot... That's gonna be FABULOUS. 😍😍

I think I might write a little reaction post each time.

Like if you're interested.

You can also loose your shit with me in the comments.

See ya. 🫶

[veemosaur]

fuck it, left hand remix!!!

🐻🍩🍰 😭 ➡️😊

🦾🤖🩸

🦍🐒⛳️🏌️‍♂️

⚾️🏏🛸🧍‍♂️

🏭🏐🏐🏐🏐

🚗💨📸🧎‍♂️

⭐️🕺🕺🕺🕺☄️✨

🛏️ 🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒 👧💤

🚀👾👾👾💥

🦒🐒🐒💃🎶

🙋‍♀️❓🏋️‍♂️👍‼️

🧅🪮💇‍♂️

👽🔊💁‍♂️👍 (👽👽👽❓❓❓)

🐶🥷🥒🥕🦴🛞🍳

🐈🐈🐈👏👏

🧍‍♀️⁉️⚾️🏌️‍♂️

🐻🍩🍰 😭 😭😢🥺😢😢😢😢

💭

🐻🍩 🐻💤😭

[steimatzky-offical]

מה דעתך על החרם של סטימצקי על הוצאת מודן?

*זורק חמאה למחבת הרותחת*

למי שלא יודע:

עד לפני כמה חודשים (כשהשאלה הזו נשלחה) הוצאת הספרים מודן ואני (רשת סטימצקי) היינו בסכסוך™.

זה הלך בערך ככה:

מודן: "היי סטימצקי 👋 אז נכון יש קורונה 🦠😷? אז זה משפיע על המחירים 💰 של הנייר 📃💲 הוא עכשיו יקר יותר 🫰🫰 📉 אנחנו צריכים 🙏 אחוזים יותר גבוהים 💲"

אני (רשת סטימצקי): "זה מעניין 🤔 כי הוצאות אחרות 👯‍♀️ שגם איתן אנחנו ��ובדים 🤝 לא ביקשו אחוזים גבוהים יותר ❌📉🤨 האם שקלתם ❓❓ שאתם סתם גרידי 💅"

מודן: "פגעתם בי, פגעתם בסוֹפרים שלי, ואני תובעת (דורשת לא תובעת חוקית 👈👉) שתתנו לי אחוזים גבוהים יותר"

אני: "חח לא.. זדיינו 🖕🖕🖕 לא צריכים אתכם לול הנה קחו את כל הספרים שלכם בחזרה 🗑️ 🍃"

והחזרתי את כל הספרים שלה למחסן 💅

זה גם נהיה מלוכלך:

מודן tweeted "אתם בריונים 😭😭🤕 מעיפים את הספרים שלנו ככה? 😱😱 על גבם ועל חשבונם של הלקוחות והסוֹפרים???? רק כי לא רצינו למכור במחירי הפסד???? רוע לב🥺😢"

אייל גרינברג (המלך/מנכ"ל) אמר בתגובה "איזו צביעותתתת מה אתם מיתממים יש לכם מלאאא כסף אוכלים הוצאות אחרות לארוחת בוקר כמו שעשיתם לכתררר יש לכם גם בעלות חלקית של צ*מת (איכס) וסתם מנסים לפגוע בנו כדי לחזק את צ*מת יאללה לכו לכו מי צריך אתכם"

עובדי סטימצקי אמרו "לא אין לנו את שומרת הערים האבודות יש סכסוך עם ההוצאה" כמו גם "בחייאת"

עובדי צומת לא אמרו כלום כי הם היו עסוקים בלנסות לתפעל את המערכת הדיגיטלית הפרימיטיבית שלהם

ואז! ביום בהיר אחד, מודן ואני השלמנו 🫶

תאוריות בקרב העובדים הן שאולי הסולחה היא על רקע המלחמה שהזכירה לנו שכולנו עם אחד, עם הספר, או שהתגבשנו שוב סביב התשוקה המשותפת שלנו (כסף ❤️💞💗💕♥️).

הסיבות הספציפיות חסויות אבל אתם יכולים לדמיין איזו התנצלות דרמטית ו/או פרחים ו/או שוקולדים ו/או ****** ו/או *** ***** העניקה לי מודן בכדי שאסלח לה.

עד הריב הבא bestie 🫶

הפוסט מבוסס על נתונים מהכתבה הזו והזו (הוא אכן מבוסס על אירועים וציטוטים אמיתיים אבל לאו בהכרח משקף אותם בדיוק, מומלץ לקרוא את הכתבה, זה מאוד מצחיק).

[thegamingcatmom]

Hc of pulling a break up prank on the Denali sisters?

Oh my god ahahahahahah

First of: You´re eeeevil. 😭😭

You minx.

Second: IF reader were to pull such a prank on the sisters, then you can bet your ass they´re gonna see right through it. MC´s a terrible liar, and even if she weren´t...it´s vampires, lol.

It´s easy for vampires to prank each other, not at all easy for a human to do so, though. They´ll pick up on the slightest of changes in your body - such as labored breathing, increased heart rate, increased body temperature, sweating and so on. So, yknow, things that come with lying.

So, the only way I see this going down is as followed:

You and the Denali sisters chilling in the living room - Kate´s gaming, Irina´s reading, Tanya´s neck-deep into ya:

You, internally: 🤔 *rehearses what Emmett taught ya*

You, internally: 🤔 *goes through every article, book, etc. you´ve read on how to get away with lying, concealing your emotions, getting your body to stay tf calm etc.*

You, internally: 💪*prepares for the coup of your life*

You, deadass: 😐"I think we need to talk."

Tanya:🐈‍⬛🛑 *stops purring*

Irina: 📖🛑 *stops reading*

Kate: 🎮👌 *never stops gaming, signals for you to continue*

You: 😐 "I´ve been thinking about...us, the past few days."

Tanya: 👀 *regards you, arms still wrapped tightly around you*

Irina: 👀*regards you, book still lifted*

Kate: 👀*pauses her game to regard you, so yknow shit´s getting real*

You, internally: 😌*pads yourself on the back for not folding instantly with three sets of piercing eyes on you*

Tanya, remembers she´s the coven leader: 🧐"...What is it, my love?"

You: *takes a deep breath to steady yourself but not too deep to avoid causing suspicion, being a vampire´s mate is fucking complicated*

You, deadass: 😐 "I don´t think this is gonna work."

Tanya, Kate, Irina: *slow blinking*

You, thinking they just didn´t get it: 🫵 *gestures between yourself and them*

You: 😐 "...Between us, I mean."

Tanya, Kate, Irina: *slow blinking*

You: *blinks slowly back*

You: 😐 "I´m breaking up with you guys."

Tanya, Kate, Irina: *slow blinking*

You: *blinks slowly back*

Tanya, Kate, Irina: 🤣🤣🤣 *simultaneously break into laughter*

You: 🧐😤 *feels fucking confused and also a bit insulted*

You: 🧐😤 "Wha-?"

Irina: *getting her shit together first because she´s a mom and notices her baby´s getting upset*

Irina, most lovingly: "Oh maličký...no, you won´t."

You: ��❓❓❓

Kate, snorting: "Nice try, snowflake. Almost got me...not."

Kate: *continues playing her game*

You: 👀❓❓❓

Tanya, still chuckling: "My silly dove...you are simply too precious for words."

You: 🥺❓❓❓

You: 😤 *switches to determination after a second, hellbent on making this work*

You, pouting: 😤 "But I am! It´s over!!"

Tanya, Kate, Irina - simultaneously: 😏 "No it´s not."

You: *aslfnalsnfasdf*

Tanya: 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ *goes back to being neck-deep into ya, starts purring even more viciously than before*

Kate: 🎮 😏*has long since gotten back to her game, still grinning in utter smugness*

Irina:📖🥰 *starts reading again, a loving smile on her lips*

You: 😡❓🥰*torn between feeling insulted or loved*

You: *opts for both - a pout firmly on your lips, crossing your arms as you sink further into Tanya*

You: 😤 "...You guys suck."

Tanya, Kate, Irina - simultaneously: 😁😘🥰 "Love ya, too."

...

Thanks for your ask, honey! 💋💋