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[girlsdads]

*ringing giant bell in town square* 💦🚽 fic has hit 5k!

[southfarthing]

what they don't tell you is that one day you'll be in your twenties and it will be 2am and you will be reading and annotating and analysing snippets of poetry in the silmarillion and it will be purely for the fun of it

[theriverbeyond]

congrats lil buddy that's the worst anyone's ever done it

[digital999placebo]

to be horny, drunk and in love on a catamaran somewhere in the Mediterranean

[ojacksonscohen]

Oliver Jackson-Cohen photographed by Tom J Johnson

[dokukoi]

...💪

[featuresofinterest]

ofmd s2 one week away..... category 5 autism event imminent

[einsatzzz]

thank you for coming home my dearest wife and for letting me win 50-50 for the 3rd time in a row. i promise i will go attend an online mass this sunday as thanks to u. i also hope you like the ice soup that we'll be having for xmas bc damn ur so expensive 💸💸💸💸😭😭😭😭 (worth)

ALSO OK I ACTUALLY RLLY DID RAN OUT OF LUCK BC WTF DO U MEAN I WON 50-50 FOR THE 3RD TIME ON A LIMITED CHARACTER BUT THEN I LOST ON A 75-25 ON THE LIGHTCONE BANNER??? IS IT REALLY TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR A 2ND WIN ON A BANNER WITH 75-25 CHANCES??? I HAD A 75% CHANCE BUT FELL TO THE 25% INSTEAD??? AT LEAST GIVE ME A 5* HARMONY CARD???

they rlly drained me for this one bc i got sunday at around 78th pull, then the standard lc at around 68th pull.

we will still ball though!!! i'll just slowly grind for his lc bc i don't wanna spend more than i budgeted (i have a legit huge expense coming my way soon 💀💀💀). there's still time, next one is guaranteed to be his lightcone. so it won't be a repeat of that fucking gen/shin donut incident. 🫡🫡🫡

im actually so afraid to continue pena/cony story quest bc even without that he alr hit bullseye on my preferences, it's insane. judging from the summary cyl gave me, im abt to be more ill for him. last time i was ill enough to spend money to pull for both chara & lc, it was for jing/liu, so yeah.

on the brighter & more positive side of things! life could be worse! hiba/ri kyo/ya could've been a limited 5* character in an alive & thriving mi/hoyo-like gacha game! even i don't know hm i would whale for that mf if that happens. would highly likely e6s5/c6r5, then i rlly will be having some delicious ice soup this december. i'll then have the text "one copy of hib/ari ky/oya, for each dying will of the sky flame type" in my game profile. why am i even imagining this so vividly.

when the k/hr mobage was still running, i actually got both of his present & tyl units thru f2p grind lmao (un?)fortunately only started to play at the late stages of its lifespan, so i didn't get too addicted to it, but it's for the better.

[spaceratprodigy]

[ cropped 😇 ] — 💋 Cybill n Iris 💋

@grimreapersbutt — she always on that damn husband of hers fr fr she can't get enough of him

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[numbuh424]

Happy Birthday Yamato! 💚🎂✨ I love you 💖💚💐

[juniorjules]

My LORD I was NOT prepared for king knight to end like that Christ almighty I definitely won’t be thinking about that for the rest of my life

[thesolaireslawyer]

someone heard my cries for a William Content.

and we bout to make some bad decisions with this one y'all.

im kiddin the bills are paid this month

who tryna play?

[razzberrydazz]

I forgot I edited the makeup and tattoo texture files in my bg3 and got sniped by Minthara having one of my edited makeups that gives her the shego top lipstick look, I waltzed into the goblin camp and got shot in the heart by her with this look, insta-killed by how down bad I am for her. Give all your makeup textures the shego lip for maximum cuntiness and sapphic bad bitch energy.

[lowshoulder]

HELP

[whitegoldtower]

Can’t deny when Cicero and (Morveth) Matty Groves meet for the first time, their interaction is so cursed because this absolutely massive and unsettling dunmer is horrifically entertained, and Cicero is mildly terrified but keeping up his act

Cicero: Oh stranger! You have made Cicero so happy! So jubilant and ecstatic! But more! Even more! My mother thanks you! Here, here. For your troubles! Shiny, clinky gold! A few coins for a kind deed! And thank you! Thank you agai— *momentary open mouthed staring*

Morveth: *wide, horrific grin, fangs on display, gums black, lips peeled back*

Cicero: *shuts his mouth, lips curling up into a matching grinch-like smile*

… Oh, what a *lovely* smile! A big smile for a-a big boy!

[muddyorbsblr]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8rDWwjB/ no thoughts. Just his ✨actors choice✨ to thrust his hips like that🥵🥵🥵

That hip thrust will forever have me in a state of meta-whore-phisis actually scratch that, this entire play is just whore bait from the hip thrust to the sheer potato sack that gave us mango shadow to the goddamn shower I'm never gonna get over this play 🥵🥵