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[applepiesandalibis]

Uboa — The Flesh of the World

Released: May 20, 2020

Genre: Industrial, Death Industrial, Noise, Drone, Power Electronics

Song ranking:

The Flesh of the World

Inside/Outside

God Unbounded

Exsanguination

Thoughts: Yep, Uboa post again. I just adore her work so much and I listened to this EP today and found it to be absolutely amazing.

Xandra mixes heavenly vocals with some of the harshest, rawest screams as well as brain-scratching electronic instrumentals, which made TFOTW one of my favorite records by her. Well, to be honest I've only listened to three of them so far and all became my favorites. Though this EP feels slightly different from her full-length albums, it still has the classic "Uboa" elements, including the oddly comforting feeling of despair and hopelessness, perfectly transformed into musical pieces and just the raw emotion that scares you in the best way possible.

This review is pretty short but I think my point is clear: I really really loved this EP. An underrated work of art that I want you all to check out!

Overall rating: 8,5/10

[toruro]

he gets me so high

kind of a follow up to this mingyu drabble but can be read as a stand alone

tags: smut (18+ / mdni), toxic relationships / friendships, pet names (pretty, baby), implied oral sex (m receiving)

w/c: 860+

a/n: no i CANNOT get enough of toxic bff mingyu. sue me ^^

your toxic best friend mingyu just wants you all to himself, is that so bad?

“hey gyu, remember that cool cafe i was talking about? i think i’m gonna go check it out with a friend tomorrow morning,” you tell him back while you're eating your favorite takeout at his place.

“who’re you goin’ with?” he asks casually. you don't notice the way mingyu has his eyes narrowed at you.

"seungcheol invited me, so—"

mingyu scoffs at you after you say that. asks you if you're serious, to which you respond confused with, ��yeah, why?” you don't expect to be called a bad best friend. you don't expect to be told that he can't believe you'd done this to him. "i told you two days ago i wanted to check that place out with you, and you said that we'll do it together soon!"

you're a bit confused, because you don't remember that conversation happening, and mingyu is the one who tends to be forgetful, but then he looks at you with this big pout, buff arms crossed over his shoulders, and something in your heart just sinks. "sorry gyu," you tell him with a sigh of defeat.

and suddenly, there are tears in your eyes because the way mingyu had called you a "crappy best friend" reverberates in your skull. your throat clogs up with an ugly ball of hurt as you turn away, eyes stinging with unwanted tears. they're rolling down your cheeks—fat, dripping tears that stain your soft makeup—and you turn away because you just can't bear to have mingyu see you like this.

but then he's next to you, pulling away the hands that cover your face, and you wanna cry even harder when he cups your cheeks and looks down at you as you try and hold back your soft sniffles, whispering, "why're you cryin' baby? don't cry ..,, your face isn't meant for crying ..." so you cry harder because! what could mingyu possibly mean by that?!

and then he's pressing soft kissing into your cheek—his frame is so much larger than yours so when he holds you, it's almost as if he's boxing you in. boxing you in, to keep you in, to keep you safe, and then you realize that you feel so good in his arms—so warm, so loved, and then the tears keep coming because you're a crappy best friend, like mingyu said. you shouldn't deserve any of this!

but then mingyu is quick to cradle the back of your neck and tilt your head up so you can look at him, and he looks so pretty under the dim lighting ... looks so perfect.

mingyu tells you he didn't mean to make you cry. didn't mean to make you feel like shit ... he just wanted you to know how he felt! wanted you to know how much you mean to him!

so you nod along and agree ..,, you hug him close and tell him you're sorry for the nth time and then suddenly, his arms are around your waist and your hands slide under his shirt and then you're on his couch ...

"a-are you sure best friends are supposed to—oh, gyu—" you cut yourself off with your own, high pitched moan when his fingers brush over the sensitive nub of your clit. "—are you sure best friends do th-this?"

"'course pretty," mingyu says casually, rubbing lazy circles over your clit before sinking one finger into your tight hole without as much of a warning. your jaw slacks, breath hitching in your throat. "best friends make each other feel better ... right?"

"y-yeah," you stutter when he slips in a second, fat finger, curling them forward so they hit that one spot that mingyu knows has your eyes rolling to the back of your head.

"'m making you feel good, right baby?" mingyu asks you, using his thumb to rub against your clit as his fingers start to pick up their pace inside your hot cunt.

"re—really good 'gyu," you manage out between soft, breathy moans, before glancing over his body next to you and eyeing the large tent that rests between his legs. some kind of guilt overcomes you—mingyu's the best best friend you could've ever asked for ... so why is he doing all the work? "i—oh shit," you moan when his fingers jut just a bit deeper.

"like it?" he says over a breathy chuckle when you reach your hands over to try and palm him through his pants.

"yeah i—lemme suck you off," you tell him, circling one hand around his wrist to pull his fingers out of you, despite the way your pussy screams at you to be filled again. slowly, you slip off the couch and shift between mingyu's legs so that you're on your knees on the ground.

when you finally look mingyu in the eye, you wonder if it's the same person. he's got this bewildered look, glinting in his irises, and your cunt flutters in anticipation. quickly circling your palms over the cock through his pants, you smile slowly.

"lemme be the best best friend i can ... please 'gyu?"

[sydneythesad]

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[tinylinnyy]

hello everyone!! this is my first post here, I hope that I’ll get used to it quickly and you guys will like my arts!🥧

I'm reviewing hxh and catching nostalgic vibes🐸

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[namelessdeceased]

🚬 D-54 ✧ wed ✧ 31.7.24

posting like actually an ok time; i'm skipping out of school today. extremely un-academic of me i know. i had a horrible time yesterday and im 90% sure if i went today i'd be too fragile to stay in without crying. i have my lit exam tomorrow; just as well i can study for that i suppose.

🥧 academic

really really do that eoy revision timeline

create a lit mindmap; reread AIC for evidence of themes

ask friends ab what happened in classes today

review MM2 T9

T2B ex. 10B corrections

start T2B ex. 10C

☕ personal

send photo of mc to ms yeo

clean up room / worksheets

plan out today/tmr

august bujo

take a nap sometime?

maybe think ab bjc topics

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🤎 positivityposting (x2 buff today!)

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[profoundbondfanfic]

Because we all need some sweetness in our lives and who is Dean without some delicious pie? Especially when said pie comes with a side of Castiel. Here’s some Destiel bakery aus🥧

–All fic links go to our tagged reviews–

Cupcakes and Kittens by MandalaRose [Explicit, 73k words]

Dean Winchester is not a cat guy. But one softhearted Sasquatch brother and a mad dash to the pet store later, Dean somehow finds himself the sole caregiver for an abandoned baby kitten. It’s a good thing that quirky pet store girl gave him the Twitter handle for her cat rescue buddy, CJ. Dean doesn’t know about the kitten, but he sure as hell could use some rescuing right about now. Castiel Novak is not a baker. But one interfering best friend and some dismal Yelp reviews for his brother’s coffee shop later, Castiel somehow finds himself standing in front of a cook top in his very first baking class, his non-existent baking aspirations literally going up in smoke around him. It’s a good thing his gorgeous, green-eyed classmate is there to rescue him…

Just a Little Sweeter by Malmuses [Teen, 8k words]

Sam is usually on farmer’s market duty for Two Brothers’ Bakery, leaving Dean to run the store. When Sam gets the flu, Dean steps in and takes over their stall for the day, finally getting a good look at the town’s flourishing artisan market. He expected a lot of vegetables and snotty-looking juice. What he didn’t expect was a blue-eyed honey seller and his barefoot, slightly-too-honest kid.

Kiss the Baker by Ltleflrt [Explicit, 113k words]

Jo is pregnant and craving something a little bit unusual. When she sends Dean on a mission to find her some chocolate cake donuts with bacon sprinkles, he’s sure that he’ll fail. Luckily his partner Benny comes to his rescue and introduces him to a quirky little bakery that sells all kinds of weird (and delicious!) baked goods. And they do special orders! Dean finds excuses to keep going back, and Castiel finds excuses to keep giving him special treats.

Morning Glory by edgarallanrose [Explicit, 26k words]

Dean can no longer hunt, Cas has gone from Warrior of God to beekeeper, and Sam has left home. Taking place two years after the Season 12 finale, Dean and Cas have to learn what it means to be themselves, and who they are meant to be to each other, without the threat of an impending apocalypse hanging over their heads.

Paradise Found by Whiskyboys [Explicit, 40k words]

Milton’s Paradise Found: a secluded resort for single alphas and omegas searching for that special someone. A tranquil romantic setting where connections can be made and true love can blossom. Dean isn’t looking for that special anyone. He’s sworn off relationships since he found his girlfriend riding an alpha in their bed. But he can hardly say no when Sam ambushes him and sends him off on an all-inclusive, fully-paid vacation. At least there’s a pretty waiter he can ogle while he tries to find an alpha he doesn’t want to punch in the face. Cas is helping out at his family’s resort while he tries to find inspiration for his next trashy romantic novel. Between attempting to kickstart his muse, covering for the mono-plagued waitstaff, and ensuring his brother doesn’t kill their increasingly dithering father, he has his hands full. Then he meets the green-eyed, foul-mouthed, plaid-wearing omega of his dreams. It’s love at first sight. Unfortunately, Dean doesn’t seem to realize it.

Pies and Prejudice by linoresearch [Explicit, 97k words]

Dean didn’t even want to enter this damn competition. He was happy with his life, more or less. It might not look like much from the outside, or to a younger brother headed towards a big time law career, but it wasn’t so bad that Dean needed to scrabble around for any opportunity to make a change – particularly not one as stupid as this. He’s going to throttle Sam the next time he sees him, for getting him involved in this ridiculous Bake-Off TV show. It’s bad enough that Dean has to cook in front of people he doesn’t know; he now has to go through the humiliation of being judged on it too. Its humiliation piled on humiliation, and to make matters worse Dean has to play nice with all the other suckers involved, like that rich dick-bag Castiel Novak. God, he hates that guy, and he hates that someone so awful has such a frustratingly fine ass.

Sparks by vipjuly [Explicit, 21k words]

The creepy house on the corner has been abandoned for years, everyone says. It’s ramshackle and decrepit, the yard overgrown, the wrought iron fence bent and broken in some places. The adults in the neighborhood have asked the city to do something about that eyesore for so long, but the city insists that someone is paying property taxes on the house, therefore they cannot do anything about it. So, everyone ignores it and pretends it doesn’t exist. They definitely don’t go anywhere near it, either. Dean, though. Dean is drawn to it as if by gravity. Little by little, Dean repairs what he can. The monster inside the house ain’t so bad, either. Y'know. For a monster.

The Way to a Man’s Heart is Through Chlamydia by violue [Explicit, 89k words]

Dean doesn’t expect to see his one night stand again, but then again he also doesn’t expect to find out he has an STD. Sometimes life is hilarious like that.

[changelingsandothernonsense]

🍂 and 🥧!

🍂 leaves: what does your editing process look like? how does your wip typically change as you work on it? It's a "review, spell and grammar check and reword if needed" sort of thing. I'll read over a new chapter a few times before posting it. Things don't really change all that much outside of that. 🥧 pie: let’s talk about food in your wip. are there any special recipes or traditional meals? do any of your OCs cook or bake?

I tend to base food in my fics on cuisine from East Asian (settled Dunmer) and Central Asian cuisine (Ashlanders). There's an artwork I did that features a type of glass noodle from a wip I've got on the back burner that's meant to be made from ash yam starch.

Which Josh drowns in chilli oil because it's the only thing he can actually taste.

There's a lot of guar and horse meat mentioned in my fics, and I have Josh eating a horse sausage skewer in Vivec . Teldryn entered back into the cornerclub about an hour later, juggling a thin, canvas bag of healing tonics in one arm as he tried to take a bite from the sweet, sticky marinated horse sausage that he’d bought from one of the stalls that lined the marketplace. He’d bought a few separate skewers from the stall, unable to choose which one to go with. He was enjoying his last bite of the skewer when he heard a commotion breaking out in the main bar. “Oi, filthy lizard!”  

I also have a type of saltrice porridge as Teldryn's main comfort food, usually involves shredded guar meat. It's served to him on a few occasions and is usually a sign that Joshi's mother is around. Before Josh lost his sense of taste he used to be big on sweets, marshmerrow cakes were one of his favourite things, he can still taste them, but it only lasts a few seconds before the taste of ash takes over.

In an upcoming Sleepers Awake chapter, I have Josh eating a marshmerrow based sorbet. I like to think Vivec City has a lot of street vendors selling all kinds of food from across the Empire. Josh has to be careful about what he eats. Anything that involves dairy or kwama will make him sick. So he runs into some issues with ingredient control. If he can't find anything to his liking he will simply skip a meal. Josh has a habit of forgetting to eat a lot of the time, and can't cook at all. Erra was fairly good with it, Geldis was good enough to open his own place and his mother learnt how to do it when she met Geldis.

Sydari and Josh just tend to go to the Retching Netch for dinner, since Joshi tends to have a bit of a restrictive palette and she doesn't want to fuss to much with it. She does, however take over on his specific dietary quirks once they start travelling Skyrim. Makes sure the various inns they stay in don't accidentally give him something swimming in cheese and they carry a bottle of chilli oil from Blacklight to make him happy.

[ladynoblesong]

🥧💈

so i fulfilled a lifelong dream last night and went to see sweeney todd on broadway... 🥰

i don't want to launch into a 100k review but i overall loved it & thought it was phenomenal.

the only thing i must speak about is annaleigh ashford. i wasn't sold on her casting initially - because she felt very young for the role - but god does she sell every bit of her performance.

she's on par with patti lupone re: how funny she is able to make the part (which dgmw is already super funny in writing alone), and her physicality & acting choices were truly inspired through & through.

also i'm so happy she played into how fucking h*rny this part is. her mrs lovett is horned up & feral 24/7 and that's the disaster-adhd-bisexual-murderous-girlboss representation we need, i think 🤔📯

[applepiesandalibis]

Uboa — Impossible Light

Genre: Noise, Death Industrial, Drone, Dark Ambient

Released: June 28, 2024

Song ranking:

Endocrine Disruptor

Impossible Light / Golden Flower

Sleep Hygiene

Gordian Worm

Phtalates

Pattern Screamers

A Puzzle

Weaponised Dysphoria

Jawline

Thoughts: Spotify has been trying to get me into Uboa for so long and I refused to listen to her and then one day finally listened to The Origin of My Depression (might review this one soon as well) and was like: "oh". And then some time passed, I listened to it again and was like "ohhhhh..." And then she released Impossible Light and I listened to it and was like "OOOOHHHHH". And then some MORE time has passed and I realized that she is one of my favorite experimental/noise artists. Backstory (which I decided to tell for some reason) over, now let's get to the review itself

This album, just as Uboa's previous one has some insanely good instrumentation. It combines harsh and terrifying noise with some melodically satisfying parts that really make you feel magical things. This is what makes Uboa so unique to me: the way she can have both of these in her music and make it work so well. Endocrine Disruptor reminds me of The Origin... the most, and I love this album a lot, so of course Disruptor became a favorite of mine as well. Another part I really like is the ending of Sleep Hygiene, which just makes this one of the best tracks on IL for me. The same can be said about the title track Impossible Light / Golden Flower, which is a collab with Otay:onii, an artist I'm gonna probably be looking into later. Xandra Metcalfe herself has said that, unlike her previous album this one was about hope and, for me, she really did manage to capture a totally different feeling with the same kind of music — very unsettling music.

The album has a lot of really screamy vocals, that sound more like the ones you will hear in metal subgenres — the screams in noise are usually a bit different. These are not my thing and are the reason I don't listen to metal almost at all. However, when it comes to Uboa's music, she makes it fit perfectly. Yet again, the contrast between harsh and really gentle parts is what I specifically adore in this record and Xandra's work in general. Still though, the least favorite track of mine are the one with this kind of vocals. It just didn't hit as hard as the other ones.

I liked this album almost as much as The Origin. It made me feel some really strong emotions, though felt a little less horrifying (which isn't a good or bad thing, just something different than the last album) and I still can't stop relistening to it. Great one!

Overall rating: 8/10

[toruro]

crawling on the floor and begging for pussy drunk jun like fr drunk like no one has ever seen ;-;

[19:44]

pairing. jun x reader

genre. smut (18+ / minors dni)

w/c. 850+

usually your time coming home from work is filled with sweet kisses by the door, followed by giggles and snorts as you two stumble into the kitchen to make dinner together.

usually jun brushes some hair out of your face, kisses your cheek softly, and helps you tie on your apron. usually he asks you, "hey baby, how was work?" and litters you with coos and compliments as you share bits of your day.

usually he grins at you as you sit across from each other at the table, fingers intertwined as you settle to eat dessert on the couch, putting on some re-running episodes of naruto.

usually, jun doesn't slam the door shut and shove a knee between your legs just as you enter the foyer, mumbling on about how much he fucking needs you.

"fuh ... fuck," the curse slips from your lips before you even realize what he's doing to you. he's got his face buried in your neck as he sucks sloppy kisses against your skin, lapping moaning against the growing bruises.

"baby," jun huffs into you, pulling away so he can tug your shirt off in a frantic mess before sinking to his knees. "baby lemme eat you out," he groans, pressing his head against your legs as he looks up w sparkling eyes.

"o-oh," you gasp out when you feel his fingers playing at the edge of your waistband, yanking the dark pants down as you awkwardly lean against the wall and spread your legs. "fuck, yeah—please," you moan when jun presses his nose against the cotton of your panties. the moan he lets out reverberates through your core and you shudder when he licks you over the fabric.

"can taste you through your panties," jun says, scooting closer between your legs so he can grab your hip with one hand and your ass with the other. "so fucking good," he groans against when he licks another fat stripe before pulling the fabric to the side to reveal your slick, fluttering folds, "so fucking pretty."

leaning forward, jun noses against your clit, shooting soft and steady pulses through your blood, and you instinctively thread your fingers through his hair. "c'mon baby," you coo between airy breaths, "you were just begging, weren't you?"

"yeah," jun agrees, looking back up at you w wide eyes before grinning shyly. "sorry, s'just you smell so good," he mutters before wrapping his lips around your clit and sucking hard. you hardly have enough time to cry out and brace yourself against the wall before his tongue is jutting out and licking all up and down over your drenched folds.

jun moans into you, letting the vibrations shake your core as you pulse around his tongue. he's making out with your cunt and it has your back arching and throat letting out high pitched moans and mangled words as you try to get him to slow down.

it's just so much, and the onslaught of pleasure doesn't stop because jun doesn't stop—he's too lost in the taste of your arousal, the sound of your moans, the feeling of your fingers in his hair—you start to feel dizzy from all the pleasure, biting down on your lip as you squirm in his hold.

"just like that junnie—fuh ... oh—" you whine when his nose bumps against your clit again, your body twitching at the contact.

"you're gonna cum right?" jun mumbles against you, and he peeks up so you can take a glance at the shine on the lower half of his face, eyes glossy and smile dopey. fuck. fuck.

"uh-huh," you nod, brushing some hair away from his forehead as he dives back in, murmuring words into your folds as he does so.

"gonna lemme taste you cum, right?" you hear him say of the rush in your ears as you start to lose sight of your vision again. this time, jun's got a finger a prodding at your hole as he flicks his tongue against your clit, and before you know it he's rubbing against your walls and pushing you closer and closer to your impending high. "finest pussy ever, fuck—" jun mewls into you when you can't take it anymore, squeezing down on him like vise.

he eats you through the high—nearly devours you whole with his harsh sucks and nips, lapping against the sensitive nub of your clit. there are tears streaming down your face as you grind down on him, riding out every last bit of pleasure until you're burning and jerking at every one of jun's ministrations.

"b-baby slow down," you hiccup, trying to nudge his face away, but suddenly his hands are gripping at your hips, holding you in place. "i just came a-and—" you stutter, but then jun is looking up at you with those hazy eyes and something in your stomach churns.

"s'good baby," he groans, pressing a sloppy kiss to your thigh before brushing his lips back over your sensitive clit. you let out a squeak as your hand flies back down to hold onto his head. "you'll let me taste you again, won't you?"

[a-library-of-old]

Howdy! Do you think you could do some headcanons for a reader who’s basically Jacks personal butler/maid? I imagine that they were originally a baker or a magical artifact hunter, but were “promoted” so Jack could have a reason to be around them more often. Maybe Jack noticed the readers attraction towards him first, and “promoted” them so he could tease them even more. Love your work btw. 💜🥧

Oh that's so something he would do! Plus as much as I talk about this in-between stage I never go in depth so thanky for giving me that access anon! Also thanky I'm glad you do^^

Jack isn't subtle, he's never been known to be and even when he's tried it just doesn't work. So when he had a guard take you off the assembly line and come to his office for a suprise meeting? Lord only knows what his plans where

With that said when you get in the room he's acting almost...nice? Sickeningly so as he smiles as talks about aaaaaall the good work you've been putting in lately. It all feels wrong. Only he doubles down and that's how you get promoted

By the next day? Your Jack Horners assistant of course! With a brand new uniform to, even if it is much more revealing then your one from before

Now with this new job comes new duties of course, such as sticking next to Jack like glue and occasionally playing errand boy if he's extra busy

You do have legitimate things you have to do but some of the other things are more....for personal enjoyment, Jack being that personal.

Such as pulling you close to 'review' some papers for him only really your standing between his legs as he sits at his chair, breath hot on your neck

Do know, he bites so stay there to long and weeeeeeell he gets tempted

Another way he keeps you in your toes is the age old trope of under the table touches! It's the worse when he's speaking and acting normal, attention so close to you and you have to act as natural as he is

Soon though? Your looking at becoming Horners permeate assistant, in and out of the factory

By the forst night of the promotion your expecting to be able to go home but nope! Cause what if he wakes up in the middle of the night and starts working? You'll have to be there to...ya know...assist him

This means your sleeping the same bed with him and he makes only tries to make things worse

Teasing and taunting you with barly innocent touches before you do anything and when you do? He'd make it seem like it was aaaall your idea and your being such a perv! Really trying to take advantage of your employer how could you

Really though he wants to see how long he can push you before finally confess

[supermacaroniandsqueezeblr]

Leave it to my autistic 🍑 to get obsessed with something super obscure 😝

So last December I discovered that before LOTR(late 1990’s), Billy Boyd acted in plays around Scotland and even played Hansel in a production of Hansel and Gretel at the Royal Lyceum Theatre written by a playwright named Stuart Paterson. All I could find of the show’s existence was a news report from the time and one review of it, and I was curious to know more.(I guess there’s always been a part of me that has kinda liked this story, but I think I mostly just enjoy the parts about eating candy!) For my birthday this year, my friend Kara was kind enough to send me the script for the play, and I quite enjoyed reading through it; it was very well written! There’s some unique additions such as the Faerie King and his cursed son, a circus troupe, and a gingerbread fortune teller’s caravan-so here’s my interpretation of it! 🍪🍬🍫🧁🍭🍰🥧

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Wow, Conservatives are really, really unhappy about the youth vote. Even seeing evidence over here on tumblr of them moaning about it. It is fascinating. They truly do not understand why young people don’t want their lives to be controlled by them. They cannot imagine any way of life other than theirs being acceptable. They refuse to look in the mirror and see what they have created and why Americans are rejecting Christo-Fascism/White American Folk Religion. They are stuck in their bubble of righteous anger and cannot see outside.

NOTE: I am not implying Carter is a conservative. This image was next in my queue. It was election-related. I did not mean to start a whole thing.

1,660 notes - Posted November 10, 2022

#4

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2,467 notes - Posted June 28, 2022

#3

Excuse me, Women of America that are too apathetic to vote… Hello, Women of America that demand “the perfect left wing candidate and will vote for nothing less”, I have news for you…

They will not be satisfied until you are chained to a bed giving birth against your will.

OR

They can execute you for getting a back alley abortion.

You, American Woman, are not human to them. You are chattel. They believe that you are a farm animal. How far will YOU ALLOW them take it?

2,710 notes - Posted March 25, 2022

#2

I have no words today.

3,131 notes - Posted June 24, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Hey 18 - 29 year olds,

THANK YOU! You made a difference. You may not see the overwhelming, immediate, desirable results. Please do not be discouraged. But you stopped more really horrible things from happening. Times are hard. So many people are struggling. But you showed up! Please keep showing up. Please become leaders. Please keep voting in EVERY ELECTION. You are a huge generation full of love, light, equality, and determination to see justice for marginalized people. Use your voices, lead, and VOTE😺💗🌸

38,474 notes - Posted November 9, 2022

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