#🤨 sounds fake but okay

[tiredandoptimistic]

I always get so wigged out looking at official Ragnor Fell art, because in my mind he has shoulder length hair and big curved ram horns. I see the vision so clearly that his actual canon appearance is strange and unnerving to me.

[jeong-guwon]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022—)

1.07 "The Thing Lay Still" 2.01 "What Can the Damned Really Say to the Damned"

[daz4i]

wdym ppl don't get permanently damaged and become significantly worse by every single bad thing that happens to them

[reignpage]

hi reign!!! loved today’s posts! and I did peep the “more perv! Choso” 👀🤩

question, how would the jerk men *in Eden au not canon* react to reader faking an orgasm?

have I asked this before or do I think about it so much but it feels like it does? 😭 if I have, please ignore this reign!

much love! 💕💕

ps: who’s your bts bias??? 👀👀👀

Yes yes I have it saved in my drafts and I’m just wondering if it’s too weird in a not good way and more funny instead of sexy lol

Gojo:

Would devastate him omg he’d actually die like he’d pull out and crawl up in a corner, rocking himself back and forth butt naked

Imagine fumbling a goth princess baddie

If she’s not in a mood, he visibly relaxes, lying on the floor dick pointing up and smiles at her gummy and toothy, says that’s perfectly fine and he’s actually really hungry

If she’s playing a prank, he becomes playfully competitive, resuming the sex and challenging her to not cum as he does everything he can to make her do so

Geto:

Concerned and guilty

Maybe he pushed too hard, hurt her accidentally or something and she felt the need to end it sooner to placate him

He’ll pause the scene, get her some water, and they’ll talk about it, reassure her that he never needs to fake anything with him

If she’s just not in a mood, then he reminds her of the rules, that she has the power to stop whenever she wants

If she’s playing a prank, she gets punished, maybe with some edging, that this way she won’t be able to fake an orgasm because she can’t have one

Choso:

Confused to the max. That wasn’t her usual body movements, her moans sounded exaggerated, she didn’t clench down like usual.

He’ll stop mid stroke and ask what’s wrong, if he hurt her or did something wrong

Maybe gets a little sad and ashamed if the thinks he failed

If it’s because she isn’t in the mood, then he’ll smile and kiss her, tells her it’s okay and they can watch a movie or go paint something to relax

If it’s a prank, he pouts, gets moody with her and she has to coax him back with a reward like he gets to do whatever he wants or something

Toji:

‘The fuck?’ 🤨

Interrogates her on why she’s faking shit. Do she think he’s stupid? That he wouldn’t notice? Fuck’s all the acting for?

If it’s cause she can’t, then he’ll roll his eyes playfully, tickling her and says shoulda just said so ma, coulda watched a fucking movie or something

If it’s a prank, she gets punished with more orgasms than one person could possibly stomach in one night

‘Wanna play games, yeah? Here. Ya. Fucking. Go.’

Nanami:

Concerned

Sighs and pauses, asks her what’s wrong, why she felt the need to life, why she didn’t feel she could express her feelings to him

If it’s because she just can’t get off or she’s not in the mood, he’ll stop no matter how hard he still is, and get tucked into bed, prioritising her wellbeing before anything else

If it’s a prank, he sighs again and tells her off for stressing him out. Then they continue

Sukuna:

Doesn’t give a fuck. Knowing reader, it’s another game of hers, to make him feel like he can’t pleasure her, and well he knows he can, so he ignores her games and just takes what he needs, forcing a real orgasm out of her eventually, one way or another

If reader is genuinely not in a mood, then he’d never have a chance to lay a hand on her anyways. All she has to do is fix him a look and then he’s grumbling and sorting it out himself

If reader is indeed playing a game, then she’s in for a rough time just as she had intended the whole time

[its-tea-time-darling]

you should totally write that fic if you have the motivation for it 🍀🍀

trying to fight the urge to write a 15k fic for small fandom that will receive no recognition no comments no kudos AHHHHHH THE VOICES THE FUCKING VOICES

[atreefox]

Lmao, this is a really long tangent jusy about my current thoughts and “theories” on Genloss cause OML I had a neuron activation when I saw T_3

Okay okay BUT GENLOSS IS SO BACK OMLLL ITS SO BACK DUDE DUDE

IMA RETYPE MY “THEORY” (or JUSY THE THOUGHTS I HAVE).

So so

First thing that’s noticed me was the noises preceding the door scene in the newest video (T_3). They were physical noises, and what I mean is that it’s happening in real time, it physically happened so clearly there is something on the physical plane that went on. Maybe it’s this person breaking into a room, and this door symbolizes (either metaphorically or physically) represents a barrier they have to get past. There’s something important behind that door! It hasn’t been opened, cause this is the second time it’s seen. And no room or animation or anytning has been shown to symbolize that door opening.

That’s the first one, this door, I feel like, represents a barrier that this person has to get past in order to achieve their end goal.

Now secondly, the person. This secret person that’s somehow managed to break through any barriers or censorship Showfall could have placed up to prevent any of the truth getting out.

Now I feel like this person can be trust worthy, and here’s why (though it’s up for debate! I’d love to hear more about this 😭😭 OML ITS SO INTERESTING)

When I first watched generation one, Hetch seemed a little… weird… the way he was so dismissive of Genloss!Ranboo (ofc the environment at the time, or the perceived/fake environment🤨🤨, made it so Hetch couldn’t fully explain the situation at hand), all throughout the episodes always ticked me as odd. Especially in episode three.

The way Hetch was so dismissive of Ranboo’s concerns and questions, very valid questions too! Struck me as odd. He was so set on his end goal on trying to finish the show, to make it good (was that is end goal? I’m still tryna figure it out😅, something like it!) that it felt like his concern was fake (which it was). It all felt very uncanny. Even Ran said that Hetch’s lines in the founders cut were redone to make him sound uncanny!!!!

Yet this person in T_3 is different. They seem to be more human.

And okay o feel like there’s a difference in Showfall’s performance of, well, acting human and actually and being human. Showfall desensitized its characters and forced them in character tropes, made them feel like their 2D. Such as in the carasoul of death and the streamers shown in episode three. These people are forced into character tropes and they seem inhuman, just 2D characters for the thrill of the show.

Yet with Jay and Zero and this person, they all seem human because, at this moment, they aren’t forced into a role. They aren’t necessarily being controlled.

This person has similar goals to Hetch. They wanna reach their end goal by stopping a connection (shown in timestamp 1:16, the blotted out text possibly reads “There is something coming, the connection has gotten stronger”) because they themselves seemed to have been affected by it.

Yet the difference is that, unlike Hetch who was more or so “aggressive” (not angry but antsy to hurry on) in trying to reach his goal, Hetch seemed to know EVERYTBING about the facility. The ins and outs of the absconded mall and was able to control the camera man and employees, EVERYTBING was basically under his control.

YET THIS PERSON ISNT LIKE THAT! They don’t even seem to have full control or technology to reach their goal. They seemed unsure, yet certain, throughout the entire video. They seemed concerned and didn’t rush anything. They felt genuinely human. Which is what I love about this fucking horror project.

Maybe the person is Jay.. a reach, but Jay seemed close to Zero, or Miss Roads🤨🤨, so maybe Jay somehow figured out what’s going on and wants to stop whatever this connection is.

And that brings into question, what is this connection?? Did it already happen (such as GL!Ranboo being in his own dimension (a theory, but one I believe) and yet showfall somehow connected to us on earth), or is it going to happen…? Why is this specific video, one that’s clearly opposing Showfall’s goal, posted on a channel where it seems to promote showfall. Is this channel a point of. Neutrality, showing any and all sides, or is showfall also controlling it. Mostly likely controlling it, but Jesus Christ I want to know so much about this world. DUDE.

Okay, rant over. But Jesus I can’t wait for more😭😭 no rush ofc, I’m just so excited about this!!!

Edit: but rewatching “welcome to generation zero” and what if Zero is the founder! It’s a long stretch, but just a random thought-. Also the wormhole/portal is going backwards possibly indicating that gen one happened and now a new story is being shown.

[ying-doodles]

// webtoon spoilers (ep 158)

... amazing how the manhwa can give us such a good episode and then immediately do a 180 right into the dirt.. (ᄑ_ᄑ )

I don't know what I was expecting for javier's explanation but it certainly wasn't whatever the fck he said-

'I don't intend to forget our gratefulness for that. but... we're inevitably worried about our real son.' ough,, OTL

I do enjoy watching javier have an internal crisis over whether to tell them the truth or not fuhuhu.. tbh it was sorely needed since they got rid of his questioning lloyd's identity so early!

what will it be? :)

... hold on. wait a second. I'm sorry, WHAT?? BRAIN DAMAGE?? THAT'S YOUR ANGLE??

also javier with the steel face looks. so wrong-

arcos and marbella being like (⊙_⊙) is so real of them cause no actually though, what the fck are you on about javier??

augh, arcos apologizing for og lloyd's behaviour-

aughfkdk gangster javier?? hello?? 🤨🤨🤨

'isn't it natural that I'd grow up a little misguided?' bro what are you saying,, 'we didn't even notice that...!' because he didn't!! he's lying to you!! don't you realize how out of character all of this is?? 😭

tarnishing his own reputation to cover lloyd..

honestly og lloyd yelling at javier to go die out on the streets sounds about right. he would do that. but javier losing his temper and smacking him in the back of his head though? insane-

(I mean he did punch him in the stomach in the novel but that was only after he was blackout drunk so he wouldn't remember.. and he didn't cause fcking brain damage?? though this is a fake flashback anyway so... I don't know what point I'm making nevermind thought cancelled-)

so let me get this straight: javier's excuse for lloyd being so different was that he hit him in the back of the head so hard that it. fixed him?? what the absolute fuck,, literally beating some sense into him...

also side note, return of lloyd with bangs tho omg I missed himb!! he's so cute- ❤️❤️❤️

not him causally trying to commit seppuku?? 😭 also them thanking javier for beating up their son is fcked up man,, I can't imagine how they'll feel once they find out the actual truth- OTL

they're the worst omg,, partners in crime (derogatory)-

'we just heard something way more surprising' yeah, that javier, who you've always known to be calm and stoic, fcking beat lloyd so hard he got brain damage?? yeah no that IS surprising!

although.. lloyd having multiple clairvoyant dreams about people dying should at least worry them to some extent I think,,

'as long as you stay healthy, that's enough!' d'aww okay, that got me,, qwq

after this is lloyd getting the compliment linked effect and them starting construction but I'm nearing the photo limit so uh cut to heaven which is literally a castle in the sky oml-

andddd they made gabriel a middle-aged man.. what the hell.. him calling verkis a cursed lizard tho ahdjdjsk-

... aph germany, is that you?? huh?? uh anyways, an angel is about to descend to earth woo-

[madschiavelique]

when u said tarot baby didn't have much to call her own and that she likes that she can keep those small interactions to herself bc she feels like she finally has something to call her own is so 💔

Poor baby has been through things

but in a delusional way of seeing it (I excell in this)

SHES TECHNICALLY CALLING VIKTOR HERS ✨️✨️✨️

what do those interactions mean to u 🤨🤨 is he yours 🤨 (her rival, yeaaa,, "rival")

^ IF U INVERT THE WORD RIVAL, U GET LAVIR and with much delusion, it can be LOVER

bbg been through a lot okay, she is going in this new world like a fawn

DELULU IS THE SOLULU!! you gotta fake it till you make it HEHEHE

also OMG LAVIR DOES SOUND LIKE LOVER!!! rooting for the trop of lavirs to lovers guys

[swearingcactus]

OC INTERVIEW : Lil V :)

thanks for the tag @v-eats-bugs (and @elvenbeard's post that reminded me that I have yet to do this even though I was tagged!) get ready for your local little guy answering some of your q's (this pic was supposed to just be a cover but it does make him look like he's answering these before bed in his jammies, which could fit too)

🔸Name?🔸 "Contrary to popular belief, it's not a pasta brand, but I would neither confirm or deny any guesses."

There's been wild rumors that he's changed his name to Vitoli or Viagra (Jackie's fault for that one) but nope, his name's still Vincent. His last name's Woodman or some other boring generated name hospitals print out for babies with no parents claiming them, so he never went by it. Great decision on his end, cus "Vincent Woodman-or-similarly-boring-sounding-last-name" sounds more like an accountant than a cool merc.

🔸Nickname?🔸 "Just V."

Before Atlanta, some 'friends' burned him and used him as scapegoat for a gig and he landed in prison because of it. His efforts to erase the records and leave much earlier than his sentence bankrupted him; but he got out and decided to wipe his slate clean. What better way to start a new life than with a new (technically just chopped down) name?

🔸Gender?🔸 "🤨📸"

Cis male. But he thinks it's weird if people gotta ask that.

🔸Star sign?🔸 "Aw fuck, I gotta ask Misty for that, I keep forgetting which one I am. Hang on."

This is totally not a cop-out cus i haven't played phantom liberty and therefore am still unsure when is his canon birthday. Either way he doesn't care about it that much.

🔸Height?🔸 "5'8 which I've heard is 173cm."

173cm is NOT 5'8, he's lying or simply getting it wrong, and frankly for night city denizens, that's more amusing to ponder than his height.

🔸Orientation?🔸 "Oh ;) I'm not picky! ;) heheh wait i mean 🤨📸"

Sometimes his excitement at the prospect of getting laid by hot men and women makes him forget to act cool and nonchalant about being bi.

🔸Nationality/Ethnicity?🔸 "I mean I'm pretty sure I gotta be somewhat white, but never knew the detes. Not gonna pay a corpo for them to tell me about it either, cus what do they know?"

He has a paler complexion, but sometimes his features on the right lighting kinda play tricks on you. With him being from Heywood and no parents to speak of, he has no idea if he could actually be part Hispanic or Asian or any other ethnicity. Obviously, he could pay to get some 2077 "hyper-accurate" version of 23andMe but he thinks that's bull and way too easy to fake. Totally just that and not cus he gave up on the idea of biological families anyways, nope.

🔸Fave fruit?🔸 "I dunno, never really had anything 'ganic 'cept some grapes and they were really sour, so probably not those. Pears are okay, I guess."

🔸Fave season?🔸 "Winter. Atlanta sucked but they had better winters."

Atlanta's winter was colder than Night City's, so the idea of spending the holidays just cold and broke with crippling loneliness sounded too horrible. He attempted to avoid this by treating himself to a 'real' white christmas experience, tried ice skating and making snow bunnies when it did snow and got hot chocolate and even bought himself some overpriced present and all that. Atlanta didn't work out, but he did like winter coming out of it, and he gets nostalgic of it when the holiday season come around.

🔸Fave flower?🔸 "Sunflowers. Oh, but cherry blossoms are really pretty too, even when they're just holos."

He doesn't tell this story much, but when he got out of prison, the field next to the road was riddled with dying sunflowers. Nothing welcomed him out of the gutter but those shriveled plants right next to ones that were done blooming couple weeks ago. If he had been able to get out earlier, he could've seen at least some of them in bloom. It should be a bitter thought and memory, but he found walking next to them very comforting. He has a soft spot in his heart for them ever since.

🔸Coffee, tea, hot chocolate?🔸 "Well not coffee, and not tea, so I guess hot chocolate it is. Actually, you have that iced?"

He used to think he's a coffee guy but dating Kerry made him realize the canned coffee he drinks are just sugar with a hint of caffeine flavor. (he hated the black ganic stuff Kerry drinks but powered through that One Time) In general though, he likes cold drinks more than hot ones.

🔸Average hours of sleep🔸 "I'd like to say 8 but I know that'd be lying. Probably closer to 5 or 6."

Don't get him wrong, he gets on the bed. He just scrolls his phone for hours after and doesn't sleep immediately when he gets on it is the problem. He falls asleep closer to 2-3AM, then wakes up at 8 or 9. This is a real issue if he stays the night over with Panam at camp, since the Aldecaldos are mostly early birds.

🔸Dog or Cat person?🔸 "Oh cat, definitely. Have you seen my cat Nibbles?" *queues up 100+ picture slides of her directly to your holo*

🔸Dream trip?🔸 "Antarctica, maybe? Heard it's kinda peaceful over there, and it'd be even colder than Atlanta so hell yeah, could get all cozy, bundled up and waddle around there for a bit."

🔸Fave Fictional Character🔸

to reiterate this post , he found a copy of Toy Story 4 and made fun of how Duke Caboom sounded like a chipper, Canadian version of Johnny. Then the whole 'guy who failed a stunt and got thrown in the trash because of it, is actually deeply terrified about the entire experience but still continues to be a happy dude' hit too close to home.

🔸Number of blankets they sleep with🔸 "??? People sleep with multiple blankets??"

Just one. He gets too cold even with it when he gets even sicker from the relic, so he sleeps with fuzzy socks too now. The idea of two blankets for one person never occurred to him.

🔸Random fact🔸 "Okay, I'm only gonna tell you this 'cus I'm back in Night City, and enough time has passed that no way anyone can actually get anything to stick to me... but back in Atlanta, I used to crash weddings. Not even for gigs, was just trying to avoid spending eddies on meals. It's really easy to just sneak in, especially if you wear some black cardigan, or flash a digital lanyard, or just walk really fast and with purpose. They just assume I'm part of the event organizer or one of the catering team, and let me in. Then you just act like you've been invited, grab a plate and mingle with some guests who don't look important. Was better entertainment than BDs too, hearing all the stuff about the bride and groom from different tables. Sometimes I just let slip some gossip I heard from another group to the current one I'm mingling with, and shit would hit the fan real quick, which means I get to delta nice and quiet. I wish I could stay for more of 'em, Atlanta weddings end a lot more in fist-fights than Night City ones, that's for sure."

Yeah so he might not know or realize this detail, but he most definitely was the reason those fist-fights happen and was part of the reason for the spike in divorce rate in Atlanta for a bit.

phew that was a lot of words. no pressure tagging @mail-me-a-snail @glitchinginthegarden and anyone else who'd like to join but haven't been tagged! :)

[ursaius]

okay so what are ur thoughts on the voice reveal she did? is that her? u did call and hear her voice when yall were dating.

The voice reveal where they didn't show their mouth moving 🤨 I think that's suspicious first of all unless they did another one than idk cause I'm over it I have literally everything I need to know thats Claudia. just gotta let my thoughts be known there but I think it's them. I have clip of them sending a voice memo to their ex friend

But yeah I think it's them I think they definitely put in effort to make it not sound like them be they know that we have proof of their voice but with them changing their user name every three seconds since people have been calling them out that's really all the definitive proof I need to to know it's them. If theirs anything Claudia is going to it it's not take responsibility and own up to what's they did, it's gonna be to run and hide and gaslight everyone around them into believing them. It's what they when they were impersonating @toothfairyfemme and trying to take his identity it's what they did last month with me. And it's what's they're doing now. As I've said before and time and time again they can't change they refuse to. They can change their name all they want they can steal as many faces as they want. their heart at the end of the day, the actions they choose to do, will never change because they can't stop themself.

So yeah I'm absolutely certain they stemmefawn/Saturnfemme/sunkissfemme is Claudia the writing is written with blood on the walls. I also had a post up about this yesterday where I showed the exact people "Juno" was claiming as their family being posted on Claudias Instagram account two years ago so yeah there's that to. And like their excuse that Claudia was using their pics to catfish as 🤨 Claudia has been catfishing as white and Latina people for the last like 2-3 years but has been instant in each episode of catfishing that's these people are their family and they're just "adopted" they're not that's just what they were using as an excuse so no one would figure out they were not only 1. Catfishing but also 2. Race faking. And when I asked for any screenshots of past accounts where these pictures were posted to prove they were obtained somewhere. Like how i verified the last person Claudia was catching as they had a whole plethora of past internet history that Claudia was picking at and stealing from. But for "juno" ...a blog made just a few weeks ago, September 14th exactly. Where you made this post

Ahh yes your years of internet history that Claudia has been stealing from. Running from the truth is like running down a dark hallway you're gonna crash into a wall eventually.

Anything this person is a danger to the lesbian community fucking any community actually. they plagiarize constantly either taking post from Twitter and copying and pasting them onto their Tok Tok or and they also stole tik Tok post directly from toothfairyfemme and claimed them as their own Charlotte told them to stop they took the post down that DID IT AGAIN a week later, they claimed to be half Mexican half Filipino and used some random girls pics they were stalking on twitter and every other social media platform. They claimed to have the exact same legal first and last name as @toothfairyfemme. They stole every part of their personality from him from claiming to love a traditional style of dance called folklorico to taking Lottie shop name for some fucking anonymous question app? I think it was called NGL. They've also made two separate Tik Tok accounts pretending to be this lesbian couple that were decently popular on tik Tok. They made an account for each of them like as in pretending to be them so they could pretend to date themself as these two people. Penny and Nyla were the two lesbians in question.

[kmcosplays]

lupin headcannons before the adhd forgets about them:

sexuality hc:

pan and polyamorous lupin (he is already poly in cannon soo)

gay jigen (he gives me the vibe of a guy who finds out later in life)

aro/ace goemon

fujiko is an ally (to me I feel like she likes women aestheticly but not romantically. like she knows being gay isn't a choice because she would have chosen it if she could)

gay pops but he has a hard time expressing it (bc he's from an older generation you know the rest)

Zenigata mainly gives me gay vibes because he so seems like the kind of guy to say he's married to his job when he's really just afraid of the truth (think of that older gay dude from tlou he gives me pops vibes. im not a huge fan of thosegames don't come for me)

lupin knows about pops but keeps it to himself out of respect (don't out people y'all)

jigen learns he's gay by drunk kissing guys ( I mean lupin) and being like "oh shit I liked that. but why..." the having this long crisis moment of "have I actually liked those women back or was I trying to fit in"

the lupin gang will gender you correctly as they steal all your stuff

"no we're stealing HER treasure" type shit okay

just regular hc:

fujiko has all those fun hairstyles because of either wigs or extention

lupin was clueless to this tell he saw her take either a wig off or extensions out

it was an entire "they were fake"... "of course they were fake" moment when he saw her regular hair underneath

goemon was shown overwatch and is a huge hanzo fanboy (not so much genji because he relates more to hanzo but he does respect the use of his sword )

jigen tried to get into video games but he doesn’t like that fps aren't "realistic enough" aka he's an old man who's bad at games

lupin however will sit and game for hours

fujiko can and will kick his ass at any game. she's way better than him at most games.

they saw lupin owns a dating sim and were all like 🤨 *vine boom sound effect*

lupin Googles himself on a weekly basis

jigen argues with people on Twitter

lupin watches edits/thirst traps ect. of himself DAILY

goemon learned what shipping is and saw he's involved in some ships and decided the internet isn't for him

fujiko has "70 alternative accounts" and will cyberbully you from all of them if you leave hate on one of the 80 times a day she posts

[thegreatimpersonator]

the amount of people i’ve seen on instagram who have “but daddy i love him” in their top 5 of ttpd like… 🤨🤨🤨 you’re telling me people actually.. like.. that song… sounds fake but okay

same besite im sorry i dont get it

[slashingdisneypasta]

Nathan: We all have to be in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall nobody is expendable on this team.

Susan: 😌

Bernie, who has been married into this crazy family for longer then Nathan has been born into it: << *looking to his crazy wife who would totally throw him to the lions if it was necessary*

Bernie: >> *looking to his sister in law Sadie would feed him to the crocs no problem*

Bernie: << *looking to his son Jim who would a b s o l u t e l y betray them all for the right price*

Bernie: ... 🤨

Bernie: Sounds fake but okay.

[evansbby]

Omg my little brother says gaytt or gawt (however you wanna spell it)

Like gawt/gaytt damn look at that ass (yes ik it’s weird cause they’re kids) but he came home one day and told us one of his friends said that to him at school. He’s 11 and like 🤨 I thought our generation was weird but nooo…. It’s this younger one. Ever since then, he’s been that.

On top of that, he’s been saying “this is ghetto! Or you’re so ghetto!” On a daily basis like PLS STOP ITS SO DAMN ANNOYING 😒😩

No please these kids are so weird! First of all they’re born like after 2010 which sounds so fake like what even is that 😭😭😭 it was 2010 like yesterday 😭😭

Secondly when I was like “I’m born in 1999” they were like “AYOOOOO YOURE ANCIENT” but okay fair enough, I am ancient when compared to them 😅😅😂😂😂

Omg also I remember walking out of the gym a few days ago and these little kids were also leaving after their swimming class and they kept singing skibbidy toilet too 😭😭 LIKE FR WHAT IS THAT WHY IS THE QUALITY OF MEME SO DEAD 😭😭😭

But yeah the gyatt thing like wtf why can’t they act their age pls? Why are they talking about ass please??? It’s crazy bc when I was their age I wanted dolls and toys but little girls nowadays want drunk elephant skincare 😢😢 it’s crazy!

[truly-morgan]

[Adult Mob with a 9-to-5 job and his exorcist adventure]

Shigeo Kageyama | Mob Psycho 100 20-03-2023

Now @unashamedfully made me have brain worms

But Mob ends up having a normal and boring 9-to-5 job, even tho he still helps Reigen from time to time with spirits.

and every time coworkers ask him what he did on the weekend and he answers honestly with stuff like:

"I travelled to Fishing City to go to a house near the sea so I could exterminate some evils spirit that was haunting the place since my shisho needed help"

and everyone is either "😃" because wtf senpai or "🤨😒" because they believe that he's lying or crazy

And it is always like this, no one actually believes that he does any of this. Shigeo Kageyama, one of the most normal dudes in their department, playing exorcist for a shisho he keeps mentioning?

yeah, sure.

but they still listen because it's entertaining.

but then I had two routes here.

1-

Someone who is stuck with what they believe to be a spirit and although everyone says that Kageyama-senpai is lying about his story or has to be insane, they still ask him for help, and they are ready to take a gamble for that.

sweet old Mob who accepts because why would he ever reject someone in help? When they end work he follows them home and takes a look at their apartment.

Sure enough, a spirit had been bothering his kohai and taking care of it for them. The spirit has gotten stronger from feeding on them for so long, but it's obviously nothing Mob cannot deal with, he has seen a lot worse.

He does apologise for all the stuff that ended up knocked to the floor as he replace everything in their place.

Lill' Kohai who is dumbfounded by what just happened, barely managing to say that it's nothing at all really.

they aren't sure if what happened was all true, but sure enough, all the weird event and feeling weirdly exhausted even after sleeping properly is gone.

now Kageyama-senpai always has someone listening to him like "😲🤩" when he talks about what he does of work with Reigen-Shisho.

Maybe they also try to make the other stop slandering him like that, what he says is true!! But everyone thinks that poor Kohai is gullible.

but it's okay because they know, and if anyone seems to be having a similar problem they are ready to refer Kageyama-senpai for help.

or 2-

Someone who wanna "catch Kageyama-senpai being fake" and asks for help about evil spirits.

They take him to an abandoned building where they planted speakers and stuff like this to pretend there's a ghost. And when Kageyama-senpai will pretend to exorcise something they are gonna reveal everything.

Only, Kageyama-senpai doesn't react much, and makes his way around the place while they follow him. They try pushing him to say something, but Mob simply says that he doesn't feel any spirits, but he'll keep looking.

He does follow all the weird sounds and all the weird movements, but he doesn't pretend to be an exorcist.

The college loses sight of him for a moment, only to see him reappear and continue searching. then after so long of just searching around Kageyama-senpai turns to them as he checks the time on his phone. "There's nothing in here AA-san, Maybe what you saw was someone playing inside of some animal who got in"

and the college isn't sure what to say. After all this time looking around, he isn't going to show off his "exorcist talents"?!? But there was plenty that could have convinces so.

"But I am certain there was something here and people say there is a ghost here" they try to push.

Meanwhile, Mob is already making his way out.

"Sometimes ghost stories are just that, ghost stories," Mobs says.

And then, just before he exits the room, "Oh and AA-san, it's not very nice to fake a place being haunted just to trick people". Then Mob is out, leaving them alone in the very normal abandoned building.

I can imagine Mob eating ramen with Reigen a couple of days later and retelling that story and Reigen is just like "I can't believe people would fake it just to trick you and make you lose your time"

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Chapter 23 - Part 2

You need context? Here's your context. (i.e., click to see Part 1 if you need it.)

Oh good, it is Seaking! Though it was awfully unnerving to watch the Scizor Popsicle randomly transform into a fish...

Actually, Scizor's dialect fits Seaking beautifully. Throw a top hat, a monocle, and a mustache on him while we're at it.

Weeeeeell, about that. You sure would have, but not for the reasons you thiiiink! (Referring to our once-doomed future...)

😅 Uh, that's really not necessary, sir...

Like... it's REALLY not necessary... (Count 'em up, there's all seven.)

Um, it's been a few decades at least, so would the "honorary member" status still be a thing or...?

Andrea: 🤨 "Sounds fake, but okay."

...Well, you're not supposed to get it... Otherwise, the missions wouldn't be "confidential", now would they?

Secret Rank when? Secret Rank NOW!! (FINALLY!!)

This does feel strange though... Is there any point in me doing any of the Seven Treasure Missions (a few of which have already been offered to me) when I already have them all? Maybe I'll do one sometime just to see if the item actually got randomized or not.

Ooooh, wait, you know what? They're definitely still worth doing so we know who the Guardians are! Perhaps that will eventually be an "And Now, An Interlude" post.

Uh... If you say so...?

OH IT JUST HIT ME, THE BLIZZARD ISLAND THEME IS A RESCUE TEAM MEDLEY BECAUSE YOU'RE RESCUING SOMEONE... I...

Alas, I have a super tiny chunk of images left before I can wrap this up, so... click here for a mini part 3.