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lux is gonna show up in season 2 act 3🥰🥰 (im delusional)

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Day two of sending everyone I hate to hell

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Instead of retaliating or writing passive aggressive notes to day shift I am just gonna pray for them to have the hottest spot in hell I hope they die slowly and painfully and may their afterlife be torturous. Dumb fucking idiots the entire lot of them I hope they all die soon old fucks, I want to go to their funerals just to flip over their caskets.

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Not everything needs old woman Yuri in it

You're like a terrorist to me

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rereading nona

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some of yall will be like "be gay do crime!!!" but then torrenting is too scary n diy hrt/medication is too dangerous and shoplifting is too risky and i think the only crime u guys r comfortable committing is "being" illegal in a country you'll never visit who's people you've never had to recognise as actual human beings

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The way I was giving goob a treat and he decides to grab my pinkie with all his little sugar glider strength was so evil of him like bro your getting the baby puff chill out I promise

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Pal - does Harrow pay her rent in 10's and 20's? has she ever paid with a $100 bill?

harrows job: 1 | 2 | 3 |

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FOOD BLOGGERS STOP PUTTING AI ON MY DASH CHALLENGE

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Dollheartedgf aka 150151 is not Claudia please leave them alone they're just an innocent bystander. Claudia took their previous URL when dollheartedgf changed it.

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I'm so hungry right now y'all don't get it

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Ate my sandwich to quickly and now my stomach hurts 😞

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monday

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“if you don’t have an open flame you can microwave your smores” someone doesn’t have a lighter and a backyard or local park full of dead dry sticks