#🚘 anon

[trendywaifus]

Oooh fuck, dude, I just got hit with another add-on to the Yanagi idea...

So, you know those clips online, where little kids spell out word letter-by-letter, absolutely perfectly. But when they go to say it, it's a completely different. Sometimes related to the spelled-out word, sometimes something completely random?!😭

Imagine that happening with Sokaku, Yanagi has to fight the urge to laugh while you give the little oni a somewhat flabbergasted look 🤣

🚘 Anon

the ball of your pen lightly tap against the marble surface of the dining table while you teach the young oni vocabulary and pronunciation. your wife requested for you to teach soukaku more about the english language since she’s been struggling with pronouncing words like wednesday or minuscule. so far. .it has been an interesting and fun experience. sokaku is smart but it takes her a few times to get it correct. you learned that it’s easier for her to write it down, have her spell it out, and pronounce it. after a week or so of teaching, she’s been improving really well.

“ okay sweets, spell this one out and pronounce it. get it right and give you a red bean bun. ” you softly instructed, skimming the pointed end of the pen over the written word.

she looks down at the notebook page with a confident look on her face. “ oouuu! okay, okay! this one’s a piece of cake now! a r t h r i t i s—arthritis! “

you clapped your hands, “ now that’s what i’m talking about kiddo! you’ve improved so much now. you’re smarter than harumasa! “ you teased, handing soukaku a fresh red bean bun from the basket brought home by yanagi. she happily takes it and bites into it with a excited squeal. her contagious, jubilant mood elicits a bright smile from you.

the oni’s eyes lights up once she notices yanagi entering the dining room with her nightgown on after taking her shower. she jumps out of her seat and hops into her sister’s arms, still holding onto her reward. “ nagi, nagi, (name) said that i’m smarter than harumasa now! “

your wife chuckles, throwing you a knowing look and a gentle smile. you winked at her. “ is that so? i suppose that means you’ve improved in such a short amount of time. I’m proud of you, soukaku. “ they hug for another moment before soukaku breaks herself away and returns back to her seat beside you.

“ is everything going okay for you, dear? “ yanagi checks, walking over to give you a tender kiss on the lips before joining you and soukaku at the dining table.

“ of course, beautiful.—hey soukaku, “ you gently nudged the oni with your other elbow just as she finished her bun. “ how about you show ‘nagi your improvement! “

soukaku bobs her head with eagerness, “ yeah, yeah! gimme a word! “

you write down the word on the notebook paper; assassin. you watch with a proud smile as soukaku’s bright red eyes gloss over the word. “ this is easy! a s s a s s i n, “ she spells out loud confidently,

okayy, okay. .

“ asssin! “

“ good. .huh? “

did she just. . .? baffled and jaw slacked, you glance between the paper and at the proud soukaku who’s smiling ever so bright multiple times.

your ears perk up at the small sound of snorting beside you and your shoulders slump with defeat.

[omo-goose]

goose:) long car ride over today. got a little time needing to go towards the end but was far from desperate :(

🚘

pro tip! If you wanna get really desperate, drink a bunch then get super distracted, like either watching YouTube or whatever, works every time!

source: I've had many close calls because of this hgfdsahgfdd

[sitp-recs]

heyo!! been loving the super specific rec lists youve been making lately :)

do you have favorite fics that include riding! as in. riding cock. bonus points if there’s good dirty talk about it. don’t care who’s on who as long as it is HOT! but obv i love drarry most. hope this is fun!

An ask after my own heart 🥹 thank you for the delicious request anon, here are some fics with memorable riding scenes imho. This reminded me of my fave Starker PWP but that’s neither here nor there so I’ll keep this short & Drarry. I hope you enjoy! 🔥

Move by @shealwaysreads (829 words)

“Come on, fuck yourself on it. I won’t make it move until you do.”

You Either Fuck or You Get Fucked by @fw00shy (2k)

"That's not how fucking works. Fucking's…" Draco waved a hand in the air. "You either fuck or you get fucked." "Sure," Harry said. He took out a Sickle. "Toss for it?"

in charge by @bonesliketambourines (2.4k)

Draco's bossy. Turns out that extends to the bedroom, too. Harry likes it—a lot.

Mens Rea by @lqtraintracks (E, 3k)

Mens Rea: the mental element of a person's intention to commit a crime; or knowledge that one's action or lack of action would cause a crime to be committed. “Draco Malfoy, how do you plead?” I’m super fucking guilty.

Like Gold by @the-sinking-ship (4k)

Draco runs away from home on the back of his boyfriend’s motorbike.

Catch the Snitch (No, Catch My Heart) by prolix (4.5k)

Draco secretly loved when Harry lost a match.

A Delicate Arrangement by mindabbles (E, 6k)

Harry's learned over time that a delicate touch is sometimes superior to a harsh grip. If he can remember that with Draco, he might solve the case, protect a dozen children, and he may, he may just get what he wants most.

Sexplanations (Of the Horrible Sort) by @bixgirl1 (7k)

Harry's willing to put up with a certain amount of injury, as long as he and Malfoy can keep doing... whatever it is they're doing. Maybe. Mostly. Especially if there might be more to it than sex.

Team Building for Dummies by InnerLilith (E, 7k)

Tensions run high when Harry and Draco are both drafted (as starting Seeker and substitute, respectively) for the English national team ahead of the 2002 World Cup. An impulsive bet on the outcome of a practice game resolves the tension in ways Harry wasn’t expecting.

The Page Eleven Wars by fireflavored (E, 8.5k)

In a gossip-hungry post-war Wizarding World, Rita Skeeter has a wildly successful column in the Daily Prophet known as Page Eleven. Naturally, her favourite targets are the poster boys of the two sides of the war: Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter. Bored and annoyed, the two take up tabloid baiting for sport and pleasure.

like a scratch on the roof of your mouth by eleadore (E, 9k)

Two weeks into the new year, Draco Malfoy saves Ron's life in a spectacular fashion.

It's the Love of the Chase (That Created the Ride) by @lqtraintracks (14k)

Draco and Harry are new Auror partners. It's a bit dull. Until they finally see some spell action and things get a lot more interesting (in Draco's pants).

An Act of Kindness for One Harry Potter by a Sympathetic Draco Malfoy by 0idontknow0 (15k)

As Draco leaned on the wall to wait for them to get dressed, he could not help feeling like he had done a very kind thing by disrupting them. Someone should give Potter a better rogering than that sorry sod had. The man had saved the bloody world—okay, mostly Europe—the least someone could do was give him a proper shag.

you look so fine by michi_thekiller (E, 16k)

In which Draco is a Veela and Harry is his mate. Dark!Humor or Crack!Horror, you decide.

Buy A Heart by xErised (E, 17k)

Draco's cock hardens as he looks at the invitation to the charity auction; his golden ticket to one wild night of desperate sex with Potter to get rid of this inexplicable obsession. His heart whispers that one night will never be enough, but Draco is beyond caring. All he knows is that he will pay any price to have Potter over and over again.

White as Snow by @bixgirl1 (19k)

After a quick escape from danger, Harry and Draco find themselves trapped in a blizzard, a small cabin their only refuge from the storm. It's the perfect place to recover and regroup — and to have a long-overdue conversation or two.

Five Weddings and a Potions Accident by lauren3210 (20k)

In which Harry thinks he’s a playboy, everyone else knows better, and Hermione will kill Seamus if Ron tries to collect on that bet.

Waking Up Slow by @sweet-s0rr0w and @ihopeyoubothstaysafefromharm (22k)

'Twas the night before Christmas, although it’s July / Draco’s a shopkeeper, no-one knows why / There’s hiking and witch caves, freak snowfalls and more / Bad Christmas jumpers, nosy neighbours galore / Narcissa’s here too, but… something’s amiss / And what’s in those chocolates that’s making them kiss?

Touch Me Fall by @lqtraintracks (23k)

Malfoy was such a ponce. And he was a complete snob. And he was so fucking fit Harry wanted to jump him where he sat. It would be too easy to forget his objective tonight: to really, really, really get Malfoy out of his system.

In Your Arms, Rests My World by @l0vegl0wsinthedark (24k)

Harry presses his mouth to Malfoy's forehead; he wants to tell him that he’ll never leave, that he wouldn’t dream of it. “You make me feel safe, Potter” Malfoy whispers. “You keep me safe.”

Embers by @shiftylinguini (41k)

Werewolf Alphas aren't meant to be alone, or to suppress their ruts indefinitely like Draco has been since he was bitten eight years ago. He needs company, companionship, to knot ― he needs an Omega Heat Companion. At least, that’s what the Healers say, and even Draco can admit contacting the person they’ve referred him to might be nice.

[sunflowersteves]

omg idk how i missed sin saturday when i've been such a wh0re in theory this weekend 🤩

anyway this week's spicy thought: steve having a thing for big girlies (like myself) and f*cking the sh!t out of her big b00bies

that is all, hope ur having a lovely and spicy weekend ❤️

- 🚘

HE WOULD ABSOLUTELY FUCK AND LOVE BIG GIRLIES IDC WHAT PPL SAY

like king Steve? absolutely not. that man has to work some things out. season 3&4 Steve? would cherish you and devour you.

like he’s fucking into your thighs, precum spilling down to your shins. he’s moaning and whining for you, while you’re giving him sweet praises. “So pretty, stevie.”

“Yeah? I’m pretty? Fuck, your thighs are heaven.” And he’s absolutely gonna cum all over them.

and ur boobs? ur tits? ur voluptuous mounds? he’s absolutely done for. he swears they’re magical because it doesn’t take him long to cum every single time he’s thrusting into them.

also I’m so sorry love I haven’t done ur last ask yet but don’t worry!!! it’s still on my mind :) I’m just having a dry spell for fics

[cherriegyuu]

Hi sara! It’s me again. I was away for a while, just needed to take a break but omg i read what you wrote for me and 🥺 im just so amazed cause you described my accident so spot on even without me saying anything?? I actually really was in a stoplight when someone hit me on the back and sending my car forward to the car in front too but anyway, you wrote it so beautifully and comfortingly too, i’m so so appreciative of that. Thank you 🥰 I’m a bit better now. I tried driving again just last Friday, it wasn’t very successful, i was still shaking and i didn’t even make it out of my street It felt like i was learning to drive again but baby steps i guess

Thank you so much again 💛

🚘 anon

hi!!

i was thinking about you since i haven't heard from you in a few days. i'm happy to know that everything is okay, considering the possibilities.

i wrote the accident like because, as someone who has never been in a accident, who doesn't drive and just take the bus everywhere, it was kind of hard to explain the whole accident. so in my head, I went for the safest route.

please try to drive again, don't give up. i know it's hard right now, my friend went through the exact same thing and just like she was able to drive again, so will you i'm sure.

[shalomniscient]

bc arlecchino just came out (may god rest my soul), can you imagine calling her “Father” in bed HFKDKSOAIDKSOS. i can imagine what those hands can do and it is making me feel so 🚘 despite her having pointy ass nails (we can make something work!), i still want those fingers to plunge to me 🙈

father is for official business but oh boy anon are you free to call her daddy in bed 👀👀👀 she'll eat that up like it just awakens a part of her brain she didn't know existed. the first time it slips from your lips she'll go stock still, and you'll think she's turned off but in actuality she's simply processing what the fuck you just said before she's grabbing both your ankles and using them as leverage to push your legs up until they reach your god damn ears and pound even fucking deeper into you.......... congrats arle !! breeding kink unlocked !!

as for nails i think she files them down before you get frisky with each other, for your safety and comfort ofc ✨✨✨ but a fun little side effect of this is that you get pavlov conditioned into associating arle's short nails = very hot and very good sex LMAO you'll be chilling with arle on the couch maybe reading or something and she just pulls out a nail filer/clipper and it's instantly neuron activation for you 😭😭😭 it's ok though, arle knows and loves the affect she has on her beloved ❤️❤️❤️

[munsonsmixtapes]

Hey everyone! Let’s celebrate summer with some summer-themed requests!

You don’t have to be following me to participate and can submit as many requests as you like!

Here’s how it works: send me three emojis, one for who you’d like to see, one for your pairing, and one for the summer themed situation you’d want them in and a little description of what you’d like to see and I’ll do my best to write it!

And remember, if you’re asking for NSFW work: please be sure to not be anon and have your age in your bio, please!

Characters

🦇- Eddie Munson

🏀- Steve Harrington

🚘- Billy Hargrove

🕷️- tasm!peter

🚑- Evan “Buck” Buckley

🚨- Eddie Diaz

Pairings:

❤️- established relationship

💞- friends-to-lovers

❤️‍🩹- enemies-to-lovers

💕- friends

Places:

🩴- the beach/pool

🎡- the fair

🏕️- camp/camping

🎤- concert/festival

🧺- picnic

⭐️- stargazing

🍿- movie night

☔️- moment in the rain

🍉- farmer’s market

✈️- travel

[l3v1uhthan]

Yh father's sexy

I'ma call him daddy

(🚘👌 new anon XD)

The leader of the Celestial Realm?? What does "sexy" mean??

[rubystims]

🎀 / ✨ / 🎀 🌆 / 💗 / 🌆 🌆 / 🚘 / 🌆

shining glitter cookie stimboard for @valentinbelleyh505  and an anon !!

[trendywaifus]

Imagine coming up behind Jane. Wrapping your arms around her waist as you pull her in and nuzzle your face into her hair as you trail kisses along her scalp and neck, until you come up to one of her rodent ears. After placing a kiss on it, you decide to go a bit further and give her ear a little nibble.

And, to your absolute surprise, she isn’t so quick to come up with a witty remark as she usually is.

🚘 Anon

mmm soft moments with jane

it’s late at night and jane’s getting ready in the bathroom, already in her usual outfit without her signature bomber jacket. she’s checking herself in the mirror, making sure her outfit is properly adjusted, and her light makeup not smudged before heading out. then here you go, trudging into the bathroom and hugging her from behind, mumbling something under your breath groggily.

“ g’morning to you, sleepyhead. “ she coos teasingly, smirking at you through the reflection of the mirror. you hug her a little tighter, nuzzling your face into her fluffy, black hair. the easing scent of her strawberry shampoo fills your lungs and you melt into her. “ i’ll miss you. “ and jane hums sweetly, her gloved, deft fingers sliding up the back of your hand that’s lightly pressed against her stomach. she weaves her fingers with yours and softly squeezed. in response, you press a tender kiss to her scalp.

“ i’ll only be gone for a few days for the sting operation. but, i’ll miss you too, sweetheart. “ there’s been gang activity growing in parts of new eridu so her captain wants to send her in one of those hot spots as a recruiting member to obtain inside information and help with the raid. you let out a soft whine, swaying your body with hers side by side. “ that means i’ll have to sleep in an empty bed for a couple of days. .”

she chuckles, a teasing smirk growing on her glossy lips. “ my poor baby~ maybe i should buy you a body pillow so you can sleep better when i’m not here. “

you grump, “ if you do that, i swear i’ll sleep with the body pillow even when you are here. “ her body tremors a little as she snickers.

“ we both know that’s a bluff. you’re the same person who’d throw a tantrum if my tail isn’t wrapped around you and when i’m not in a certain position where you can spoon me. “ the rat thiren remarks mischievously. you roll your eyes.

“ i do not have tantrums, jane. i just love holding you in my arms a-and you love it. “

“ hehe, i never said i didn’t, did i? “

you exhaled heavily, “ i digress. just be safe, okay? i’ve already packed some snacks and equipment in your trusty pouch. “

after a year of dating, she still doesn’t really know how to respond to your affection whenever you openly express your concern and do things for her. “ . .i appreciate it, thank you. “

you smile into her hair at the subtle, bashful tone behind her smooth voice. loving lips press a few tender kisses to her scalp then down to her neck. you gingerly brush aside the long tresses of faded red hair to continue peppering kisses against the nape of her neck. her steady breath audibly staggers as you firmly hold her close to you—an intimate representation of how much she means to you. jane’s chest swirls with infatuation and she finds herself lost to your touch like many times before.

a surprised noise rumbles in her throat as you move back up to kiss at her rat ear. “ one of my favorite things i love about you. . “ you murmur, giving it another chaste kiss. it flutters, the tips of her ear turning a degree hotter. the hand woven with yours, squeezes again, this time, tighter. you carefully nibble at her ear and she melts into mush on the inside.

“ . . . .you’re quite the weasel, aren’t you? doing this before i leave is seriously unfair, you know? “ it’s unfair, because now this memory is going to be replaying in her head for the next couple of days while she’s away on a secret operation. like always, you’re her distraction—her only weakness. jane always thought that the only thing that’ll truly make her break character would be over you. if she had a choice to save her secret identity or you, it’d be you without a second thought.

her tail slithers between your leg and hers, and link them together. oh, she’ll make sure to return in a couple of days to get you back. it involves you sleeping really good after what she’ll do to you.

[omo-goose]

3hrs left in the car ride and ive had 20oz coffee, ~10oz soda, 33oz water and starting on another 17oz water now. not feeling much but i just finished the coffee and 16oz water like 5 mins ago so hopefully will be hitting soon :3

— 🚘

did you make it honey? or did you have a big accident all over the car seat hm?

[mafaldaknows]

I just don't understand what his team was thinking when they agreed to this stunt. Exactly how does he benefit from it other then being seen as an uber straight grade-A douchebag? Is this really the image his team wants for Timmy? There's just too much talent and potential there to be shamming with a Kartrashian/Jenner.

Hello, Anon:

It’s absolutely mind-boggling what having more money than God can buy in the United States of America these days: New lips, new hips, and a sparkling new image with a shiny new man who apparently doesn’t even need to be present to win.

The KarJenner PR team has been hard at work for the last few months for a classy reboot of baby sister Kylie, complete with a romance with the internet’s boyfriend, style influencer and fashion icon Timothée Chalamet, who also happens to be the greatest actor of his generation. At face value, it certainly does seem like an unlikely match, given the imbalance of (dare I say it?) intellectual curiosity and preternatural talents between them. But anything is possible, when one has more money than one can ever spend in several lifetimes and the other has greater goals and ambitions than his power and influence will allow at this point in his career.

Both parties involved, however directly or indirectly, can find benefit in being in each other’s orbits driveways, taco restaurants, tarmac, in an image-conscious culture ravenous for juicy content just like this.

One of the pair has received a decidedly more positive boost from it.

The other, not so much, perhaps by design.

He may have extremely valid reasons for wanting to promote that particular “douchebag” image, if he really is willingly participating in what appears to be yet another PR romance. His handlers and PR team probably assume that he must do this in order to continue to level up in Hollywood as the next Leonardo DiCaprio. And they are probably right, given the current wave of puritanical bigotry in the USA and elsewhere in the world. There is far too much money riding on the success of his next three potentially blockbuster projects and too many people with a vested interest in his success for them to allow his image to be seen as anything other than “normal” in order to appeal to the mainstream sensibilities of a global audience. His own ambitions most likely make it impossible to refuse.

Can’t knock the hustle. ✨💃🕺🏻✨ And both of them are hustlers. Maybe that’s what they have in common.

If this were truly an authentic romance, we already know that all they would need to do to keep it private is to KEEP IT PRIVATE: Say nothing to the press, don’t call the paparazzi to meet you in the parking lot, don’t alert the media at all. They both have the means and resources to disappear from public view whenever they want, if they really wanted to do that. It’s not a requirement to begin a new relationship with a press release, not even for celebrities.

And yet here we are, a love story loudly announced in a tale of two cars, maybe three, long driveways but park at the bottom where everyone can see, and taco dates with paparazzi who take photos but only with his wingman.

A story which has made it abundantly clear that at least one of them wants to

MAKE SURE EVERYONE NOTICES their super-duper-uber-private budding romance 🚘🌮❣️🌮🚘

I’m not entirely convinced that he’s even an active participant in all of this, TBH. Many of the details thus far don’t add up to much of anything except a lot of black cars being shuffled around in his driveway published by the trash gossip press with sensationalist headlines and articles intended to plant the idea in the minds of those who want to believe it or need to know it’s happening.

For reasons.

And all of this accomplished without a single decent photo as concrete evidence of this alleged romance between two people famously well-versed in the art of the selfie in the golden age of Instagram.

Not even a fan photo or one “leaked” by their team. Nothing, except some extraordinarily grainy outdoor shots in someone’s backyard where the only easily identifiable person is Kylie Jenner and only because of her unusual proportions, in a town teeming with Teemo lookalikes who would happily stand in for the real thing for nothing but the chance to say they did it.

The Devil works hard but Kris Jenner works harder.

Seeing might be believing, but only if we can actually see what we’re seeing.

Thanks for your comment. 🤔🥔📸🎪🫤🤷🏻‍♀️

[sunflowersteves]

🚘anon u sexy motherfucker

[heartnosekid]

🚘 racing with rainbow & black + white yarn 🧶

for anon!

🧶-🚘-🧶 / 🚘-🧶-🚘 / 🧶-🚘-🧶

[prpfz]

Unlikely, but let's try it! I'm looking to see if anyone wants to write the Lightning Mcqueen to my Doc Hudson or vice versa from Cars in a human AU! I'm 26 years old, and I write on discord. I consider my literacy level to be semi lit! Give this a like and I'll send ya a DM! 🚗🚘🏁

give a like and anon will get back to you

[shalomniscient]

sev, have u seen the new arlecchino teaser? when she steps on the dude’s head.,..,. i never wanted to bow down underneath someone so bad. AND THAT ANGLE TOO!? she is all covered up but her boobs and thighs look so beautiful..,,. i wanted to hold and suck on them so bad 🧎🏻‍♀️genshin knew what they were doing with that perspective 🚘

also can i be 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 anon? not sure if that emoji is taken

HELLO anonnie yes i have seen the trailer and………. for once i am not horny 😔😔😔 i am just Feeling too many things like…….. she cares so much. she cares so fucking much but she doesn’t even let herself admit that she does. “cold and unfeeling father” BUT SHE FEELS. SHE FEELS SO MUCH. there was rage in her eyes when she killed that noble and rightly so, and there was sorrow in her voice when she said her final farewell to her child. she cares, she loves, and i just want to hold her face and kiss her and tell her she’s deserving it just as much if not more.

i’m just. im so soggy about her rn i fear i cannot produce anything horny for now gamers 😔😔😔 my sincerest apologies

also yes you can be 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 anon !! welcome~