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i dont CARE how theres like context and stuff on how its not gonna work i just want to see blitzo and stolas together ONE TIME so i can stop crying over them PLEASE

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Tumblr sexyman x tumblr sexyman

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i finally finished it. 7212 is the oncest of all time

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a comic about my weird irreverence for canon

go write a bad ending AU! ship your self-insert oc with your favourite villain!! the world's your oyster!!!

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wardler again oncie baby

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real

I was saying, like, "HEY, I LOVE WARDLER," as a joke, of course, but bro.... It's not a joke anymore...🕺🕺

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For bestie

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twink4twink

+flat colors as a bonus

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Tumblr sexyman x tumblr sexyman

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I WILL BE DOING THIS

Please look at this image that came up under "divorce stock image"

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despicable me

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Lego Swimming Pool Layout

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lowkey i love seeing drawings of him in a semi-realistic style

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no mom i'm not outwardly expressing my stress because i'm using some sort of secret manipulation tactic to make you do what i want and stop doing my homework, it's because i have a disability that makes it much more difficult to do everyday tasks, and i'm letting myself stop holding it in until the last minute for the sake of you and dad's expectations

no mom nothing is going on that is making me act differently. it's because i am trying to stop masking in my own home after a lifetime of trying to please you with how i act

no mom that simple question you want me to answer after an entire day of socialization and compounded burnout isn't as simple as you think it is to me

no mom i'm not talking back to you i am asking about your motives because i respect you as a parent, person, but not as a figure of ultimate unquestionable authority, and i am old enough to have skepticism and opinions

no dad i'm not being rude when i'm telling you to lower your voice when you're helping me with homework, and i am grateful for you going out of your way to do this, it's just sometimes your voice echoes off the wall of the dining room and it's a little distracting and off-putting to me, i just want to hear you better when you speak without worrying about the noise

yes mom i understand you have a tank that needs to be filled up with the kind of affection you need, and i do my best to show my love in the ways you want me to, but it's very hard for me to pour water into your tank after draining mine empty on a daily basis. i try, though, and i love you. please understand.

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phew thank god

you’re not immune to the onceler

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interpretation train

harry i have a funny lookin scar m8 so i have to fite this bluddy strange man 🤔that i say his name cos im edgy and nobody else says it but i do aint that crazy m8

ron eyyyy bruv i had a rat that turned into a crusty man who aint'ed shawerrrred in fivteen yeahs bruvvvv im also somewhat stupid but whateverrrr eeeey maaateeeeee ey bruvv

hermione hellour i just want to do some fucking school but these fucking shitheads come here and fuck up my fucking grades and get me into fucking trouble what the fuck??? my parents are dentists btw😍

draco twink that missed out on being in an epic enemies to lovers sideplot :(

snape welcummm tooo pouschions claahhhss, childrehnnnnn.

voldemort evil with no backstory wtf he was just like that i guess

this is how i interpreted harry potter

harry: hi i'm some British cunt with a scar on me fucking head woop-de-doo, yer a wizard or whatever ron: i'm the redheaded twat that had no character development besides being a little bit less of a twat Hermione: i'm just undiagnosed but still so fuckin annoying what the fuck Ganandorf or whatever his fuckin name was:AVADACADAVARA YOU NITTY TIT SUCKER

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epic husband drawing