#🙄 anon

[dearlot]

I want to ride the strap on Nat like a bitch

-🙄

ive literally had the worst fucking day today and im pretty sure i bombed my final quiz ljke all i need to do is go home to nat and get fucked dumb </3 she lets you use her however you want to destress and if you get too whiny or teary eyed from how tired you are, she takes over and makes you feel good until you're crying. Or just soft sex with her while u ride her strap as slowly as you want until you get impatient and fuck her so hard that you're both gasping and sweating.

One of those double ended dildos or one with a vibe so she can feel everything. God I need the aftercare more than anything I need her to pamper me 😭😭😭😭

[ax-y10]

anons/mutuals

anons; 🙄 anon (@justanormalfangirlx2) mouse anon 🎧 anon

mutuals; jovie, sticks, misfit, chlo, stars, river, reeve, lilly, connor, mania, lana, gracie, deejay, daniela, russ, kiwi, haunty, nico, cami, phantom, ena, taylor pheliiaa, athena, average, rose

[se-venden-flores]

mmmmwah//// whatever

-🙄 anon

dude....!! 😚

[polinsated]

Tell me what to do. I will do everything. No. Tell me.

[fallingsunflower]

PS — I swear this person is either like 14 and really naive or just trolling. Can I be 🙄 anon? Lolol.

Yes LMAO that’s my mood 24/7 now

[princessbrunette]

omg what if during a little mission, john b and jj can’t find puppy and bunny until they get back to the van and hear the girls making out but whining about sitting on the other girls lap just wanting to be babied and cared for! i love these two subby girls <3 it’s messy but the get through it together

this drabble is making me giggle cos are they all just really comfy with eachother? are they all one big polyamorous mess? idk

⊹ ₊ ˚ 🎀 𓂃 ⸝⸝ ♡

john b stopped in his tracks and stared for a second. he couldn’t help it, it was quite the sight.

“dude they pro’lly just headed back to the chateau okay— they said they didn’t wanna be a part of all this so—oh.” jj isn’t long behind him, walking into the back of john b stood before the twinkie. inside on the floor, the two girls roll about together — puppy winding up on top of bunny, wriggling in her denim shorts as bunny’s skirt gathered around her waist. there’s a smacking sound as they pull off eachothers mouth.

“y’got to be on top last time!” bunny complains in a mewl and puppy groans, devastated.

“but i need it—”

the conversation becomes a mess of irritated whines through kisses before jj clears his throat.

“hey, uh — girlies? hate to interrupt.” the blonde leans against the door as the two girls carelessly turn around. pup shuffles over to the door, looking up happily at john b. she always favoured him, following him around like a — well, lost puppy. he smiles in greeting, scratching behind her ear.

bunny sits up on her elbows, not even bothering to pull her skirt down which was gathered around her belly, white panties with the pink bow on full display.

“wha’ssup?” she pouts, remnants of glittery gloss that wasn’t smeared on puppy’s face still catching the light.

“nothin’. we’re headed back. was lookin’ for you everywhere, dudettes.” jj shakes his head, climbing into the van and john b walks around the vehicle, swinging his keys around his finger and opens the driver seat door.

“yeah, about that — you guys can’t just run off without saying anything okay? preeetty sure it’s my head in your parents guillotines if either of you get hurt. okay?”

⊹ ₊ ˚ 🎀 𓂃 ⸝⸝ ♡

[etz-ashashiyot]

Friendly reminder that A Land for All is an excellent organization that is still, even now, working to create an equitable resolution to the conflict. Please check them out:

I also strongly recommend reading through their full proposal here.

[guinevereslancelot]

what was with cameron house md she spends 90% of the episode saying she wants their patient to die bc he's a genocidal dictator and her colleague husband says "babe it bothers me for ethical reasons that you want our patient to die :(" and she said "hm maybe you're right :/" but when it comes down to it the genocidal dictator lays a finger on her in an aggressive manner and chase instantly commits medical malpractice to murder the guy and then when he tells her she LEAVES HIM bc boo hoo he's a murderer now like GIRL he killed a man for you!!! he's wracked with catholic guilt!!! he's being crushed beneath the weight of his sins because he chose his devotion to you over his devotion to god!!! he literally could not get any sexier at this moment in time!!!

[ohimsummer]

PLEASE MORE OLD SATORU ANGST AND MY LIFE IS YOURS ILL EVEN SELL MY KIDNEY (no pressure btw)

— angst, character death (you 😽), old! satoru

based off this post

after you pass, if satoru isn’t going through the motions and letting the day slip by him, he goes to visit your grave. he always has a bouquet of flowers to place there, an arrangement of your favorite kind and favorite color. he stares at your tombstone for a while, tracing your name engraved as if this is not real. as if you will pop up next to him any second now and when he turns back to look, it will be a different name with a different date.

sometimes your kids accompany him to pay their respects. they wrap an arm around satoru in a hug and both of them shed tears at your memory again, choking out ‘i miss you’s before breaking down into full-fledged sobs and wishing you were there to comfort them again. the thought of you being gone now forever is a pain that will take them ages to get used to, if they ever grow used to it all. this is not some temporary thing; they will never experience your smile again, your touch again, your laughter, your kindness, they won’t ever get to have a conversation with you ever again. hear an ‘i love you’ from you ever again.

when satoru comes alone, he likes to kneel or sit next to your final resting place. sometimes it hurts his knees and puts an ache in his legs when he finally has to get up again, but he doesn’t mind. he just wants to sit comfortably next to you. he imagines your spirit is kneeling beside him with a head on his shoulders. he wishes it were real, that you were alive again and he could press another kiss to the crown of your head.

he talks a lot during these solitary visits. tells you what’s happened recently, even if it is as mundane as seeing a dragonfly out in your still-thriving garden (that he refuses to let die with you). he tells you what he ate, how he slept, if he got sick or not recently because these are things you would care about if you were still here. his well-being. satoru tells you how that show you two started has finally ended, and spends twenty minutes describing how so that you don’t miss a single detail.

he tells you how the kids are doing, how the grandkids are doing. how your oldest got a promotion at their current job, and how they cried when he told them you would have been so proud. how your grandkids are getting older, they’re walking now, and he wishes you were there to see it. he hopes you can see it, wherever you are beyond the grave. satoru talks and he talks and he talks until his throat runs dry, and then he sits in silence until it is time to leave.

he rests his head against your gravestone for a minute before he does, brows furrowing as he fights back tears. and then he whispers a bunch of ‘i love you’s again, hoping that you hear, hoping that you didn’t forget.

[allastoredeer]

Know of any Radioapple fics where Lucifer starts out as the jerk/dick in the relationship?

Unfortunately, I don’t have any radioapple fics where Lucifer starts out as the jerk 😔 which is a huge fucking shame.

I did recently go through the Hazbin tag on AO3 and saved a TON of fics that caught my eye, so maybe one of those will have it. I’ll keep you posted 👉👉

Not to self-promote but my radioapple series “Just Kiss Already” kind of starts out with Lucifer being a jerk in the beginning. It’s intermingled with him slowly developing feelings for Alastor and feeling obligated to help him for helping Charlie, but his bitchy side REALLY shows itself in the fourth installment “Chaggie’s Totally Legitimate Dating 101 Crash Course.”

I enjoy Lucifer and Alastor being mean to each other, but part of Lucifer’s character arc is going to focus on his aversion to sinners and how he thinks of them (in light of his growing feels gs to Alastor, a sinner who definitely earned his place in Hell) so he’s still going to have a lot jerky moments.

[dearlot]

Fucking Sister Barnes over and over again with my biggest strap on until she squirts hard <3 bonus points if it's one of those strap ons with cum

-🙄

she loves the feeling of being stretched out <3 thinking of not even telling her it's a squirting strap until you cum inside of her and she goes absolutely crazy....!!! she makes the most beautiful noises ever as you squeeze the base and pour more cum into her and traps her legs around your waist so you cant pull away :3

i think she'd get obsessed with squirting straps tbh. whether it's on you or on her, she loves it. barnes who just cant seem to keep her mouth off your strap and milk every last drop of cum from your tip.... she uses you until you're all sweaty and tired, literally refilling the strap with lube so she can ride you for the 9th time @__@

getting her thick and big dildos, watching how her hole swallows it so greedily and begs for more. thinking about securing it somehow so she can walk with one of them inside of her in public 😁 hiding her face in your neck and it just looks like shes giving you nose kisses but she's whining about how good the cock feels in her pussy and how she's already cum 3 times :(

[ax-y10]

alright back with another request lolz i should just become an anon 🙄

you can do anyone you want but can you make it so where the reader basically tells them what an amazing person they are to the cc! breaking up with them in the same day?

bonus points if you have them say it at the same time

“you’re such an amazing person!” you say, while at the same time, (person) says,

“I’m breaking up with you, y/n.”

i’m claiming 🙄 anon

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not

In which- He has always loved Y/n, but now, he just can't.

A/n: Ofc you can be 🙄 anon. I Just got home and had to write this as fast as possible, it was such a good idea. I made it more of a blurb just because, Like I've stated before, I'm not good writing angst but I tried to cover everything in this. I didn't know who to write so I just stated "he".

Chapter info: No specific cc!, Sad, mention of loneliness, mention of Y/n. Thats all I can think of at the moment.

Pronouns: None (You/Yours)

Masterlist:

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That morning, you'd told him how amazing he was and how you are so grateful he was in your life-

"You are an amazing person to me and I am so grateful to have met you"

And just after dinner, sitting down to watch a movie and cuddle up close to each other, you thought it was off that he wouldn't sit down

"Darling, what's wrong? Why aren't you sitting down?"

"I don't know how much longer I can pretend to love you. I need some space to gather my feelings. But for now, I'm breaking up with you."

And that was maybe the loneliest night you had ever spent in that bed.

[dizzybizz]

hey there i'd like to request one (1) sampo eating a burger jerma style thank you so much

anon, from the bottom of my heart, tysm for this request. i hope you enjoy this cursed image you have inspired.

1 sampo eating a whopper coming right up!!

[stygiansun-totaleclipse]

I can't wait to get Kieran to reluctantly fall in love with me

👆in denial

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[warcriminalpastry]

What are your current thoughts on Lando??? Are you still on the hate train??? Have you abandoned it??? Inquisitive minds want to know!!!

i have decided not to waste my energy on hating him. i’m still a hater tho don’t get me wrong, i still want him to bottle his pole and i still want oscar to outperform him like the no.1 driver he his. but most importantly i want him to lose the championship to max 🥰. he’s not the driver who’s gonna be on top of my list ever. this is a sport so i don’t think i’m in the wrong to not like him. i’m just rooting for different people 🤷🏽‍♀️.

instead i invest my energy by being horny on main for mr oscar piastri and max verstappen. (i have more fun that way)

i mean look at maxcar i’m so so lost in their sauce

[romanceclub-confessionss]

Confession:

"Amen might be the most gorgeous male LI we ever had and one of the best written ones. The devotion between him and Eva despite all odds being against them is endlessly touching, the soulmate energy is off the charts 😍 I romanced everyone for a while and the other LIs in the book can't really compare to him, there I said it 🙊"