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Invincible OC: 6/?
STATUS: Anti-hero (active)
Heloise Contraire, AKA Hellcat
they're @plasmacandle / @dasinclair's oc!!
"My mom's got the whole 'fitting in with humans' thing down a lot better than me, but she never ripped open a hole in reality at her fourth birthday party. That's one infernal power that skipped a generation. It isn't all bad, though - not everyone is lucky enough to know exactly where they're going when they die."
#sinclair's canon partner <33#invincible#invincible oc#invincible hellcat#heloise contraire#ðŒð¢#anti-hero oc#summer.jpg#smmrdts: invncbl oc mdbrds
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angry wife complaining abt husband taking a wrong turn to her kids in the car as if the husband isn't sitting right next to her, listening
#'i did what was necessary ð..'#IM CRYING#AND THEN IRONHIDE HAS THE AUDACITY TO BE SHOCKED THAT OPTIMUS TRIED DEFENDING HIMSELF#AFTER CRITICIZING HIM PETTILY TO HIS FACE#SITTING SHOTGUN RIGHT NEXT TO HIM#they speed directly into the sun and the last thing any of them hear is ironhide grumbling#' now i wonder whose fault THIS IS ððŸð¢ð¢..'#bumblebee peering over .. he hates to hear his parents fight#i love hounds voice.. im so srry they bayified u... my gentlemech#i like how in the beginning wheeljack was sitting next to optimus#i feel like ironhide made him scramble out the seat just to grumble and glare at optimus so he'll know hes mad#i love how optimus didnt rlly gaf abt ironhide threatening the idea of them overthrowing him#hes just like 'sighhh my wife is mad at me :( i hope i die :('#meanwhile ironhide is just like I HOPE U DO TOO ðŸðŸðŸâŒïžâŒïžâŒïž <- would offline himself the moment optimus says ow#i love the autobots beinf a family but theyre not perfect and their silliness should be expanded upon#' youre riiiight ðŒ' oh no#transformers generation one#tf g1#ironhide#optimus prime#ironop#bumblebee#hound
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Sighs. Fire Emblem classes for my muses since it's on my mind:
Dark Choco would be a General, Licorice would be a Necromancer.
Amy would be an Axe Flier, Rouge would be a Rogue (hah), Shadow would be a Myrmidon, Tails would either be a Nine-Tails or a Tactician (or a Sage), and Lancelot would be a Paladin. Juniper would probably be a Bard/Dancer?
Hoppy would be a Taguel (or a Myrmidon), Crafty would be a War Cleric (or a Pegasus Knight), CatNap would be a Dark Mage with Berserk staff equipped, and Cat-Bee would be a Recruit.
#Strange Artist â OOC.#{ i guess i'll tag this as headcanons why not lmao }#â·Dark Choco â About.â#â·Licorice ð About.â#â·Amy ð¹ About.â#â·Rouge ð About.â#â·Shadow ð¢ About.â#â·Tails ð§ About.â#Test: Sir Lancelot#â·Juniper ð About.â#â·Hoppy Ï About.â#â·Crafty â About.â#â·CatNap ⟠About.â#â·Cat-Bee ðŒ About.â
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I've the same phone for 5 years lol
And lemme know your age (if you feel comfortable!), and when you got your first phone in the tags!
If these options are scuffed I'm sorry, I genuinely have no clue how many phones people are "supposed" to have had (hence the poll)
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THE FUTURE IS ðŸSO YESTERDAYðœðœð¿omga ð¡ð¡ð¡omgað¡ð¡ð¡ omgað¡ð¡ð¡ðïžðïž*i start to whip my luscious locks of hair 360 degrees twice and i start to accelerate in the air* YAYA YAYAðµðð WOO WOO ðµðµððð€ªð€ªð€ªhubba hubba hoo hoo ðŠðŠð©žð©žð©žMEPAD = PERIOD PADð©žð£ððMEPAD = PERIOD PADð©žð£ððMEPAD = PERIOD PADð©žð£ððwhippy tippy too ta!!!! ð«ðµð¿SOUR CREAM SOUR CREAM-I2702*%^$ piss rocks and poop socks piss rocks and poop socks ð£ð©ð©ð© â ïžðœðª ðºð§»MEPAD IS ACTUALLY A PERIOD PAD. steve cobs went into walmart and grabbed a box of tampons, mistaking them for a mepad charger. he put the tampon in mepad and then.... MEPAD TURNED INTO A PERIOD PAD!!!! he resides in the girl's bathroom. â ïžðœðª ðºð§»mepad flew into the toilet and he soaked up the fresh blood ð€ð«°ðµð¶ð°ðªðŽ "y-you're so hot... zaddy.... lets make out right here right now!! or should i say... right meow x3"ðââ¬ððºðžðœðŸðŒð»KISS ME KISS ME KISS ME AGAIN >.< :3 :] :0 :) aim your piss in the toilet!!! if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie ð€¬ð€¬ð¡ð¡ð€ð¢ð¯ïžð¿ toilet.... huh...? WAS THAT AN INANIMATE INSANITY REFERENCE!!?!?!??! !#$%^ ððððââïžGreetings and salutations! I am your host, MePhone4. ð³ð±ð¿And this is Inanimate Insanity! A show where these objects compete for one... million... dollars! ð€ðµð°ð«°ð¶ð·ðžðžThe challenges they will face will be gross, ð©ð©disgusting, and deathly. ðâ ïžSo, you don't wanna miss this! ð±ð€ð³ð³ðµMISTAH PHONE!! ðœðª ð§»MISTAH PHONE!! ðœðª ð§»MISTAH PHONE!! ðœðª ð§»MISTAH PHONE!! ðœðª ð§»
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muita falta de consideração ele ter um braço DESSA GROSSURA e não usar ele pra me enforcar enquanto me fode tipo nada haver
Cara tipo??? Muito sem noção isso. Um braço desse tamanho e ele não tá usando eles pra me agarrar enquanto eu tÎ montando ele tipo vsf????????
Mas na real sério, Simón na skin canalha que a gente criou ia usar e abusar desses bração dele pprt. Coisa de tipo quando vc tivesse deitadinha na cama bem quietinha na sua ele ia chegar por trás e dar um puta de um puxão na tua cintura até vc tá bem coladinha nele "Tá quietinha pq mami?" e tipo awnnnnð©ð©. Ele ia começar a passar a mãozinha [ð€£ð€£ð€£ð€£ð€£] pelas tuas coxas até chegar no meio das tuas pernas e vc toda se assanhando já pq né?? Simón Hempe né gente kkkkjj, ia erguer um pouco tua perna e daà pra frente é só pra trás [na tua dignidade] pq oh ð€ðŠð¢ð¢ðŒðŒ
NÃO PERA E NA ACADEMIA NOSSA SENHORA!!!!!! Vc toda pimposa fazendo teus agachamentos e olhando pra levantando 60 quilos no braço [isso é muito? Não sei pq eu só levanto aqueles pesinhos de fisioterapia ðð] e ticando toda ðµâð«ðµâð«, y ele ia perceber tá??? Ia ficar dando aqueles gemidos de propósito só pra te ver toda biruteteia das ideia. Vc vai ter que se segurar muito pra não agarrar ele de volta pra casa e oh ðð quando ele olha pra vc e diz "Que pasa mami?" E tipo, Simón Hempe te chamando de mami é só tão awn own.
#alexia is typingððￜￜ#lsdln cast#la sociedad de la nieve#the society of the snow#brasil#simón hempe fanfic#simón hempe smut#simón hempe#askâ¢ïž
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hey guys! This is rodimus!
good morning, rod .
ignore the alcoholic in the back bitchin' in my damn audial to take the mirror down. he's depressed, an alcoholic, & self - conscious, damn, a triple threat . anyways, let's stop twalkin' about Terrible Teebs , my stupid stray cat dat won't leave . . . & start twalking about- .... um.
.... .... alpha ðŒ . <- dats me, by da way :]
. . . & i Ain't twalkin' about DA PRIME ð.
... again. it's . it's ME, baby, it's . .. it's literally me ( ð . ) how much longer do i have to emphasize this- are yew STUWPID ??? TINK MUCH, AFTHOLE? with your BRAIN MODULE??? USe IT-- ð¢ð¢
/ ref i censored bcs idk ðð i just love this meme
swerve can't hear you asking for a refill for the 10000000billionth time for the 10000millionth hour because he's busy listening to Be An Alpha song on loop bass boosted, &, yes, he thinks it's the coolest shit ever
#mtmte#transformers roleplay#tf idw#swerve#trailbreaker#trailcutter#ð¬. swerve#ð¬. trailcutter#ð¬ asks#m&ms art#servingswerving#tepidtrails#i saw this ask and couldnt focus on anything else sery it's sk sillay#IcouLDNT LET THE OPPORTUNITY FO TO WASTE BRO IM SORRY#transformers#transformers mtmte#sorry for his 5'8 man rage at the end but#you cant be from new york and be happy#transformers idw#maccadam
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THE FUTURE IS ðŸSO YESTERDAYðœðœð¿omga ð¡ð¡ð¡omgað¡ð¡ð¡ omgað¡ð¡ð¡ðïžðïž*i start to whip my luscious locks of hair 360 degrees twice and i start to accelerate in the air* YAYA YAYAðµðð WOO WOO ðµðµððð€ªð€ªð€ªhubba hubba hoo hoo ðŠðŠð©žð©žð©žMEPAD = PERIOD PADð©žð£ððMEPAD = PERIOD PADð©žð£ððMEPAD = PERIOD PADð©žð£ððwhippy tippy too ta!!!! ð«ðµð¿SOUR CREAM SOUR CREAM-I2702*%^$ piss rocks and poop socks piss rocks and poop socks ð£ð©ð©ð© â ïžðœðª ðºð§»MEPAD IS ACTUALLY A PERIOD PAD. steve cobs went into walmart and grabbed a box of tampons, mistaking them for a mepad charger. he put the tampon in mepad and then.... MEPAD TURNED INTO A PERIOD PAD!!!! he resides in the girl's bathroom. â ïžðœðª ðºð§»mepad flew into the toilet and he soaked up the fresh blood ð€ð«°ðµð¶ð°ðªðŽ "y-you're so hot... zaddy.... lets make out right here right now!! or should i say... right meow x3"ðââ¬ððºðžðœðŸðŒð»KISS ME KISS ME KISS ME AGAIN >.< :3 :] :0 :) aim your piss in the toilet!!! if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie ð€¬ð€¬ð¡ð¡ð€ð¢ð¯ïžð¿ toilet.... huh...? WAS THAT AN INANIMATE INSANITY REFERENCE!!?!?!??! !#$%^ ððððââïžGreetings and salutations! I am your host, MePhone4. ð³ð±ð¿And this is Inanimate Insanity! A show where these objects compete for one... million... dollars! ð€ðµð°ð«°ð¶ð·ðžðžThe challenges they will face will be gross, ð©ð©disgusting, and deathly. ðâ ïžSo, you don't wanna miss this! ð±ð€ð³ð³ðµMISTAH PHONE!! ðœðª ð§»MISTAH PHONE!! ðœðª ð§»MISTAH PHONE!! ðœðª ð§»MISTAH PHONE!! ðœðª ð§»
i saw this on a post
have you tried taking short walks in the morning
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What are you the Patron Saint of?
patron saint of relics
patron saint of remembering. patron saint of holding something close. patron saint of holding on for too long. for a saint, a relic is often a part of the body, kept for some physical memento of their holiness. they are all in your hands, now: does it feel like remembrance? does it feel sanctified? are the dust and blood as precious as they're supposed to be?
patron saint of martyrs
the patron saint of those who died to be like you. maybe you died to be like them too: but at the end of it, you weren't like them. patron saint of tragedy. saint of saints. it's you who holds the hands of the holy dead, and you who has to answer: what do they do if they regretted it?
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ð«â€ïžâð¥RUA'S MASTERLISTâ€ïžâð¥ð«
ð¥Rulesð¥
1) I don't write ageplay, anything sexual to do with bodily functions e.g. vomit, underage, too graphic, beastality etc. Generally what most people on this app consider iffy
2)I have the right to refuse requests
(especially if it goes against rules or I am uncomfortable by the request)
3) don't reblog my stuff or I will find you! (/j about the last part but don't reblog my stuff /srs)
4) Request thro my ask button and do it respectfully or I won't make the request. If you want it to be specific to your tastes, make it specific. If you want me to have my own artistic interaptation then let me know.
5) I ONLY WRITE ROMANTICALLY FOR WOMEN/NONBINARY AS I AM A LESBIAN. (I will write for men platonically) (or the man is man x other character) and I don't write for male readers
6) I write romantic and platonic but you need to be specific. If you want a character to be written as a parental figure, say "can you write for parent!character" or if you want a character to be written as a crush/crushing say "can you write for crush!character or crushing!character"
7) depending on the fandom, I may write for one I don't have listed but i have the right to refuse
8) I write for character x reader and character x character and I'm chill writing with multiple characters if given specifics
9) I may write for a character not listed in the listed fandom but I have the right to refuse.
WHAT TYPE OF IMAGE/ONE SHOT IS THIS?
â£ïž - fluff
ð¢ - angst
ð - smut (I am not well versed in writing smut but I'm willing to give it a try)
ð - dead dove do not eat
*trigger warnings will be given on iffy subjects (dead dove do not eat)
WHO/WHAT DO I WRITE FOR?
Arcane
⢠Jinx
⢠Vi
⢠Mel
⢠Caitlyn
⢠Vi and Caitlyn
Stranger Things
⢠Robin buckley
⢠Nancy wheeler
⢠younger characters à younger characters only as theyre 13-15 in the series(e.g. Max x Lucas or Mike x Will) but will only be cutesy fluff bc aweee
⢠Joyce à Jim
⢠Joyce Byers
⢠Chrissy Cunningham
⢠Vickie (cannot find her surname for the life of me)
League of their own (series)
⢠Jess McCready
⢠Lupe Garcia
⢠Max Chapman
⢠Carson Shaw
⢠Greta Gill
⢠Maybelle Fox
⢠Jo De Luca
⢠Shirley Cohen (love the girl but platonic only)
⢠Esti Gonález (platonic only)
Life is Strange
Lis 1
⢠Chloe Price
⢠Max Caufield
Lis tc
⢠Steph Gingrich
⢠Alex Chen
Feel free to request a character and ill yay or nay them
Yellowjackets
⢠Shauna Shipman/Sadecki
⢠Jackie Taylor
⢠Nat/Natalie Scatorccio
⢠Tai/Taissa Turner
⢠Van Palmer
⢠Lottie/Charlotte Matthews
⢠Laura-Lee
Hazbin/Helluva Boss
⢠feel free to request FEMALE characters and I'll yay or nay them asap but male characters can be platonic!!
Bridgerton
⢠Penelope Featherington(my love my life my wife not Colins ðŸ)
⢠Eloise Bridgerton (LOVE HER SM)
⢠umm idk who else but like requests and stuff! ðŒ
I also write for
⢠dc universe
⢠marvel universe
⢠2 broke girls (only Max and depends on Caroline)
⢠Fallon Carrington the new Dynasty series (havent watched the older one)
⢠can request a lot of characters from diff fandoms as I always forget what media I watch/read etc until its brought up
⢠Harry Potter but only when the younger characters are older
⢠FEAR STREET!!!!
⢠doric from the dnd movie and Syd from ianowt ððð
⢠STRICTLY PLATONIC!!!!paper girls â€ïž I luv them they're such wee cuties but I can do Mac x Kj romantic bc duhhh just not x reader BC DUHHH
⢠mean girls
âŒïžDISCLAIMERâŒïž This is a stream of consciousness so apologises for the messiness and istg I will actually combust and explode if anyone ik finds this ððð
#life is strange#a league of their own#a league of their own series#a league of their own x reader#lis x reader#bridgerton#bridgerton x reader#paper girls#fear street#fear street x reader#dnd movie#arcane x reader#stranger things x reader#yellowjackets x reader#marvel x reader#dc x reader#hazbin hotel x reader#helluva boss x reader#arcane#stranger things#hazbin hotel#yellowjackets#true colours#mean girls x reader#life is strange true colors#mean girls#oneshots#imagine#image#lesbianism
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ð¥âŒïžSPICY BAKI HEAD CANNONs IS HEREâŒïžð¥
Feat: Pickle , Doyle , Olivia, restu , and yurjiro ( AGAIN)
Pickle ð¥ðªšðšð¿
Since pickle is a pre-historic cave man he doesn't know anything about human world
Man idc how to describe this pre-historic man but he will destroy you
Mf will go till day light
Since he's new to the timeline he doesn't get doing it on the bed since. yk back in caveman time they didn't have âšsoftâš rectangle beds. So yall dont do it often on the bed
But when you do have s3x in the bed it breaks every time so you have to buy a new one every.. single..time ð°
Pickle never seems to use the bed so you guys end up doing stand up sex ð»ð» (RIP)
His kinks would definitely be pulling hair ,biting ,licking, praising (you'll be the one doing, cvm play,and oversim (he loves you voice when you do ðŒ)
Olivia ðª âš
Seems like the type of guy to call/text you saying bbg (funny)
This man is crazy about you. Whatever you go Mr.biscit will go no doubt!
Olivia is the type of man to. Go to the lingerie store and boldly pick out the best ones
He's prob like 6.4 inches ð¥âŒïž
Loves to raw dog
If Olivia had kinks it would be praising, biting , and maybe ropes
During intercourse when he reach climax his bites his lips down to prevent to hurt you ð€
DOES AMAZING AFTER CARE
Restu (my wife)
Since he's one of the best waifus I'll treat him right!!
Restu says he's the 'shy' type when it comes to lingerie but he secretly loves it
His kinks would be praising. He LOVEES how you look under him. It go r him dominance ð»âŒïžâŒïž
Hickeys ... Just hickeys â€ïž
I'll say restu about 6 inches ð
Is it weird if I think he'll play soft lofi when y'all do it just imagine... The mf fuckin the shii out LIKE ROUGH HOUSIN' while he's doing that you hearing someb soft lofi beats ððð¿
Mines - Cpr
Doyle ðªð¢
Ahh. Doyle my sangwoo (ks) wanna be but...
â ïžâ ïž Manga spoiler if you didn't finish it (which you should) â ïžâ ïž @chaichaiiskai
This is what they should've did for that jjk death ð€ð
If he got caught with the murders and yk didn't die..
BUT BACK TO THE SUBJECT
End of spoiler âŒïžâŒïž
My fav death row inmate
Ngl his how prob smells like chlorine..
This single man will make you spiral for him
Of the bar this man loves knife play
He would moves his knife up and down your throat while you lay down.. â£ïž
Now images this
Your siting down in the bed on your phone and Doyle walks in he tells you to lay your phone down. You do so now he whips out his pocket knife and asks you to do a favor and lay down. You lay down and he just looks at you observing you. He takes his pocket knife and moves it up and down your throat making you head tip back. He moves his hands up and down you thighs while he does it
(ARGGGG OML THAT'S YO MUCH WORDS. NEXT!)
Kinks - knife play (obv), marking, some disintegrating (I'm not sure if I spelled that right) , hand cuffs, blind folds, and MAYBE PET PLAY??
Ok DONEEE! I take criticism so please if I need something to work on tell me I would love it and ty
ONE QUESTION ââ
DID I EAT THIS UP ð»ð»âŒïž
DID I COOKâïž
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Can't stop listening.. my needy pussy is clenching and throbbing so much ð¢ð¢ð¢ð¢ððððŒðŒðŒðŒ he had to know what he was doing by making those sounds -ðtwitter(.)com/borasexual/status/1674470077943644161
Oh my fuckkkkkk
....ngl I just used this to get myself off ðð¥µðŠðŠðŠ
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